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I don't think she learned anything except off of Billy's lap.

Hey, you look like you're in trouble. Do you need a ride?

Yes, oh my goodness, thank you. I'm going to the Holy Trinity Church.

Well, hop in. I'll give you a ride. We're going that way.

Um, I don't want to ruin my dress.

and well you can get in the back okay

oh my goodness thank you so

much yep

wedding day huh yeah and i'm late

my wedding planner like left with my phone everything i couldn't call my uber

and i'm late

And then to top it off, I was supposed to pick up my wedding cake before, and

since I don't have my wallet because the wedding planner has it, I can't pick up

my cake.

What? Yeah.

That sucks, man.

I know.

I mean,

I got some money.

Really? Yeah.

I think.

Very good. How much did you need?

A couple hundred.

Yeah?

I can probably help you out.

You'd do that?

Yeah.

That's so nice of you. Why would you do that?

Oh, you're pretty.

Aww. But I'll trade you.

For what?

Like I said, I don't really have, like, a steady girlfriend, so... Can I get,

like, a kiss?

Maybe. I'll pay you for a kiss.

On my wedding day.

Well, you're not married yet, right?

I mean, would you... down for that?

I mean... It's just a little kiss.

I do need to get my change. I will give you $5 for the neck.

It's a start. It's a start.

Okay. Only because I'm not married yet.

Yeah?

Only because I am not married yet. Cool.

Okay.

You are so hot.

So cute.

Now how do I get the rest?

Well, at least $10 if you give me a better kiss.

What's a better kiss?

I don't know.

Better?

Like, I don't know, maybe tongue?

Tongue? Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Okay. Sure.

Okay.

Is that it?

Yeah. Well, I mean, you've got a long drive to go.

I know. I mean, we could probably stop off and get some more money. I mean,

this is really all I got right now. I could help you out.

I'd appreciate that. I really would.

I know that you're, like, super desperate or whatever.

I mean, it's my wedding day.

Yeah, I know. That's big, huh? It's very big.

And I mean, yes. Yeah, you look so pretty and stuff.

Everyone's waiting for me. I don't have to wait. I mean, what's a wedding

without a cake?

I don't know.

Terrible. Terrible. Exactly.

Exactly. Because it's like your dream day. You want it to go perfect, right?

Yes. And I'm late. I'm not there.

You smell really good.

Thank you.

Well, I mean, I got some more money.

No, this is the money.

Yeah, I'll give you $1.80.

For? Just your titties.

No, you want to see my boobs.

I just have...

I don't really, I don't really have, like, a, you know, I've never had, like,

a girlfriend, kind of thing.

Let's see your feet.

Okay. Yeah, like a, a, a boot, not a boot, a boot, a boot.

Okay, okay.

Yeah.

Because you're probably really hot in your, in your dress.

In my wedding dress. Yeah, your wedding dress.

Supposed to be getting married.

Yeah, I'm married.

Man,

you got some really big titties.

Thank you.

If I give you another 20, can I touch it?

Can you touch it?

Yeah, can I touch it?

I don't know.

That's not, like, super weird.

I mean, you brush against people all the time, you know, in public.

Yeah? Yeah, if it's going to help me get my cape.

I, yeah.

Okay, I said this on the very, yeah, actual video.

They're fucking incredible.

And these are real?

Yeah.

Jesus.

You're so pretty.

Thank you. He's a lucky guy.

Yeah. Very lucky guy.

He is.

Wow.

Does he like your boobs?

He loves them.

Does he touch them all day?

No.

He's marrying you. He's going to be able to touch them all day.

If we get to the church on time and I don't miss my wedding.

Well, I mean, it's like an hour away and it's like super hot in here.

Do you want to like air out or something?

I'll give you $20 and just take it off.

$40 just to take it off.

Because I feel bad, you know?

Because you're going to be hot and sweaty and you don't want to go there

with runny makeup and everything. So that's cool, right?

Because then now you can, like I just paid you to see it kind of thing.

And now you're cooler with it, right?

I don't know.

I mean, I can't take it off.

It's hot.

It is super hot. I don't know how you're doing it. I'm in a tank top and I'm

dying.

Did you want help? I can help you.

I think I could do it.

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah. I won't.

Actually, yeah. Can you help me?

Yeah, I can help you.

You are so hot.

Thank you.

I feel so much better out of that dress, huh? It does.

You're super pretty.

Bouncy. Very.

So, how long did you date your guy before you wanted to marry him?

Oh, we've been together for five years.

That's crazy. That's a long time. That's a long time.

Yeah.

Ready to make it official.

Yeah. Excited, huh? Forever.

You had a pretty smile.

Thank you.

Very pretty.

the trinity church huh yeah on the other side of town couldn't you get one closer

so beautiful yeah it's really beautiful

so

you got a cake that you gotta get yeah so it's like a really pretty three-layer

cake super expensive but it's a marble and then it has like a vanilla cream

It's going to be so good. That sounds so good. Yeah, I have all these guests

waiting on it. Like, it's going to be awesome.

Good thing we picked you up. Yeah.

Sucks that I forgot my wallet, but you're, like, helping me get there.

Yeah.

I mean, I can give you another five if you let me touch your poopies again.

I mean, I...

See, you have a hundred, so why can't you just, like, give me the hundred?

Because I'm really just trying to get my cake.

I mean, we can make, like, a deal.

What if I let you eat me out? And, I mean, I just take the hundred, and we're

done. I get to lick your pussy?

Yeah. Yeah, you can have the one, too.

Okay, as long as we stop and get some more money, but for the $100, you could

do that.

Is that a deal?

Yeah, I could, yeah, yeah.

Okay. And then before we get there, I could get you a little money or

something. Yeah, that would be perfect.

Do you want me to just do it right here?

Yeah, this will work.

Can I take it off?

Yeah,

we're pretty.

It's like the ones that you see at night.

up at the bank and get me more money, right?

Yeah.

Well, why don't I just suck your dick now?

What? I mean, if you're gonna give me more money, I might as well.

Give me all the money.

Yeah? Okay.

You're bigger than my fiancé.

I'll give you all the money you need for your cake.

As long as you promise to give me all the money.

Can we pull over?

The two ends on there, yeah.

Yes. Now stroke it and kiss me.

Yes. You're so funny.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Come here. Come here and throw. Come here and throw.

Give me those fucking titties.

Yes.

Oh, God.

So sexy.

Give me those titties again. I want them.

Come here.

Huh? Oh, fuck.

Can we get my money now?

Uh, yeah.

Um, we gotta walk through it a little bit though. Is that cool?

Yeah. Alright, well, um, I'll help you get in your dress.

And then, uh, I'll go get my wallet and then we'll go. Yeah?

Cool?