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Hi.

Hey, Chuck.

Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you?

I'm good, I'm good.

Yeah, I was supposed to meet your brother. He said he'd be here in about

30 minutes.

Oh, he's not here yet. You can come on in.

All right, thank you.

Something with you real quick, if you don't mind.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, just let's go sit on the couch real quick. All right, let's do

it.

Okay, so I have a question.

Shoot.

Well, for starters, obviously college is going great.

That's what's up.

Definitely fucking around, because why not? It's college experiences.

All right.

And I don't know. It seems like a lot of the guys that I've been with are...

Average or below average, and I haven't really experienced anything big,

I guess.

All right. Where are you going with this?

I mean, you're a friend of my brother's, but obviously he doesn't have to know

about this. Like, I'm not going to tell him. Know about what?

Well, my question was, what do the girls say about yours?

Are you sure this is what you really want to know?

Like, you're my homie's sister.

I know, but he's not going to know. I'm not going to tell him. I'm just

wondering. I mean, I guess, you know, I'm average.

Average? There's a lot of averages.

Um, I guess about like that.

What? Show me again.

About like that.

That ain't average.

Oh, my God.

That is not average at all.

I mean, I guess.

Some girls say that I'm kind of big, but, you know, I mean, I had it my whole

life. It's just me.

Oh.

Can I possibly see it?

No, that's out of the question. Like, how many times I got to tell you, like,

you, my homie sister, like, you can't do this. I wasn't going to do anything.

I just wanted to see it. You know what?

We're not doing this. Matter of fact, I need to use the bathroom.

I'm using the bathroom.

I'll see what the big deal is.

I can't believe that she just asked me that.

What the fuck just happened?

Don't even think about it, man. Don't even think about it.

That's your homie's sister.

You know what?

I'm not going to stress too much. Let me just go ahead.

Oh! What are you doing?

I just wanted to take a little peek.

This is not right, Mike. I mean, you're...

than the dicks I've fucked in college.

And it's soft.

Oh, my God.

Why aren't you peeing?

I'm trying to. Like, oh, my God.

Is it growing?

Are you getting hard?

Fuck.

Fuck.

I just want to see it. I mean, no, we can't do this.

Your brother's the homie, like.

I fucked all of his friends. Why does it matter?

Wait, what?

You fucked all the homies?

Yeah, I can keep a secret.

Obviously, he doesn't know.

And you can keep a secret?

Yeah.

But can I see it?

It's already hard.

Well, it is, and I do need to free this thing.

You know what?

That's definitely bigger than my face.

Oh my goodness.

And... thicker than my arm?

How do all the... Can all the girls take it?

I mean, I haven't had no problems.

I mean... You said it was average, though. This is not average.

I mean, I don't just go around looking at dicks, so...

That's like... Oh my gosh, that's huge.

Like 12 inches or something?

Holy shit.

Oh my goodness.

Definitely bigger than any of the guys I've fucked.

Oh my god.

So none of the homies got a dick this big?

No!

It's just really crazy.

I've never seen anything this big.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. It's so big.

Like I could... It's kind of hard to fit my hands around it.

Oh my goodness.

How many hands can it... Oh my gosh.

Five fucking... This is so huge.

wait a bunch what the fuck have you knocked any girl out with

it like hitting her on the head oh gosh

oh my goodness i don't understand

how all these girls have taken it so far like this thing's

It's already out, so.

Whoa. I'm going to open my mouth as wide as I can.

You already do.

That's what you want, bone strokes?

Give me that please.

Oh!