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We'll get in.
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Just remember, if anyone asks your name,
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it's Al Jordan.
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Why Ah-oul Jordan?
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The same reason why
my name is Sam Sendik.
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It's a fraternity party.
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No Italians allowed.
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So why do we come here?
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Girls, Aldo.
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Beautiful girls.
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Okay, we got 10 minutes.
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Let's pee and we'll grab something to go.
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No, no, no. We eat here.
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Dad, come on. We're already
two hours behind schedule.
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Who's schedule?
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Don't worry about mom.
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I'll get her.
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Oh, what is his problem now?
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Aside from needing a psychiatrist?
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He is who he is, Lisa.
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You're not going to change him.
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I'm not trying to change him.
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I'm just trying to...
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Just trying to get to...
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Just take my hand!
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Oh, don't treat me like a child.
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Well, don't act like one.
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You know, your father was never
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really thrilled about Bill.
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Can we not do this now?
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Maybe he was right, who knows?
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And we're doing it.
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I thought you loved one another.
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We do.
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We just don't make each
other happy anymore.
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Oh, who makes you anyone
happy after so many years?
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Look at me and your dad.
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No thanks.
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He hasn't always
been who he is now, Lisa.
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Life changes people.
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You want fairytales. That's your problem.
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Yeah, that's my problem.
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Ah-oul?
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What kind of name is Ah-oul?
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American, I think.
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In Italian, we say Aldo.
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You're Italian? From Italy?
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I've always wanted to go there.
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All those naked statues.
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I'm sorry?
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The statues in Italy, they're all nude.
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Very risque.
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Oh, no, they were not
made for being risque.
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The nudity is an artistic expression.
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Hey, pervert.
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Why you talking to my girl about nudity?
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I did not know she was your girl.
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We were talking about art, Ritchie.
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Italian art.
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Aldo's from Italy.
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So what's he doing here?
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I study business administration.
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Not the school, greaser.
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At this party.
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Who'd you come with?
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No one.
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I was walking. I saw a party.
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A fraternity party!
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No dagos allowed.
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Ritchie!
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Shut your trap!
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And you?
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Get your dirty mafia ass outta here.
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The mafia is Sicilian.
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I come from Rome.
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Do not marry this man.
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He will make you very unhappy.
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That's it, Wop. You're dead.
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[Ella] Are you all right?
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Oh, thank you.
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You left the car?
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Yeah, I left the car!
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I brought mom up here
because you left us in the car.
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You're crazy.
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I have $20,000 cash in my suitcase.
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In your suitcase?
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For what? A drug deal?
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No, for the grandchildren.
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For Christmas.
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$20,000?
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I knew I should have had kids.
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Yeah, you should have, huh?
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Go stay with the car.
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You go stay by the car.
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Lisa, you come sit with me.
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Nope, I'll go.
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Drug deal? What kind of bullshit is this?
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She was joking, Aldo.
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Do you not know her at all?
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What a shot! -Yes!
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Can we please just drop it?
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No, I want to know why.
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Mira's suddenly such a problem for you.
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Mira's not the problem.
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My parents are the problem.
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Why?
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They know I have a daughter.
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Oh my god.
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They do know I have a daughter?
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Yes, but Mira is not
your typical... daughter.
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So you're worried her
sexuality will embarrass you.
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What is her sexuality?
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It's constantly changing.
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She's gay. She's straight.
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She's bi. She's pan.
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Had she even had sex?
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No, she's 16.
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She's exploring right now.
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She identifies as queer.
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Queer?
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That was an
insult when I was that age.
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Well, you're old, Darling.
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I just wanna have a nice,
normal family Christmas.
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And whose family were
you planning to have that with?
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Very funny.
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(panting) What?
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Sweet Lord. I almost hit you.
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Yeah, I, I, I, I just, I was...
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Are you okay?
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I think so.
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Are you okay?
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Yes.
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My heart stopped for a minute,
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but I'm fine. - Yeah.
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Mom, are we parking or what?
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You go park.
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Whoo! Yeah!
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And go slow.
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He just got his license last month.
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You got kids?
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No, but I am, I am driving
my parents to Los Angeles
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and they are in their
second childhood, so...
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That's gotta count for something.
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Heck, yeah, it counts for double.
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I'm good.
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You good?
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Yes.
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No, don't stack 'em, they'll stick.
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They'll stick. I know.
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I've been doing this for 20 years.
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Can I help?
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Get me the parchment paper.
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You don't need parchment paper.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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My job, you don't tell me how to do it.
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Okay, we are definitely
in full on Christmas mode.
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You're changing for dinner, right?
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What?
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Your shirt.
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Dad, you bought me this shirt.
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You have one just like it.
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Yeah, but we don't wear
them in front of Grandpa.
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Why not?
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Yeah, why not?
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Because he's old school.
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So you're going to deny the truth
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to validate his backwards ideology?
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Yes, yes, I am.
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Because your mother doesn't
like arguments on Christmas.
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And since your father can't state
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his opinion to his
family without yelling...
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Which is easy for your mom to say
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because she only sees
her family one week a year.
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Okay, seriously guys?
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You are acting like Grandma
and Grandpa right now.
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Your mother is having
a slice of lemon cake
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and I am having a banana bread.
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And your father is
calling everyone he knows
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to tell them what we are eating.
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You hung up.
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I was talking!
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To no one.
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A machine.
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Don't stare.
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Why they dress like that?
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It's the fashion, Aldo.
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Drink your coffee.
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This is not the America I came to.
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This is not the America I came for.
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It's a terrible place.
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It's not so bad.
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No, do people accuse you for nothing?
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Call you names?
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Nazi, Heine, Kraut...
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You are German?
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Handsome and smart.
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Well, you must be a college man.
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Business administration.
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Ah, so you want to be Rockefeller?
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Richer than Rockefeller.
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Italians.
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You think an awful lot of yourselves.
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So what do you study, Fraulein?
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Nothing.
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I work at the gas company.
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And, uh, enjoy fraternity parties.
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No!
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♪ Starless nights ♪
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But my girlfriends do.
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They think meeting college men
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is the best way to a good future.
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Ah.
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And you are a college man!
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And I have met you.
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So my future is good.
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I'm going home.
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Don't.
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Please.
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You're friends will worry and, uh...
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I am enjoying our conversation.
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I am, Ah-oul...
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♪ The rising sun ♪
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I am Aldo.
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♪ Through the dawn ♪
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I am Ella. ♪ Then swept away ♪
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Why are you smiling?
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What? I can't smile?
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You never smile.
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I smile.
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Not at me.
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Yeah, and then he hung up on me.
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Mm.
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So at this point, it looks like the divorce
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is definitely on.
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Texting was the beginning
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of the end of human communication.
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I tell him that all the time, don't I?
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All the time.
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And I tell her that's old age talking.
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Thanks, baby.
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I'm going for a walk.
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Okay, stay close.
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I told your dad you'd be there by 3:00.
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My ex is taking him skiing
in Lake Tahoe for Christmas.
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You too?
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Four years.
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He just remarried.
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That's gotta suck.
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No, it's good.
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I'm happy for him.
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Really?
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I can't even imagine that.
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It gets easier.
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Trust me.
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Okay, you told Santa
you want a Doctor Barbie.
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The pizza chef comes with
an oven and lots of cool stuff.
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I wrote Santa another letter.
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You know, Santa gets really
busy just before Christmas,
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so if he didn't get a chance
to read your letter, then...
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Olivia, can you go get
the picture for Daddy?
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I think he wants to see it. Go.
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I got her the Pizza Barbie.
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Great.
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You know, you could have
just called and told me to get it.
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But no, you always have to do this.
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You always have to-
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I found it!
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Wow, Olivia!
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That's beautiful.
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Did you make that?
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It was either a unicorn,
a robot, or a bowl of fruit.
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And I picked a bowl of fruit.
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I gotta go. Grandma and Grandpa are here.
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Okay, I'll see you tomorrow...
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Fucking divorce.
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More boxes?
279
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:43,474
Brother, I am signing
the lease on Monday.
280
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,601
Right.
281
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,768
No, seriously.
282
00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:46,686
I've got an appointment with a realtor-
283
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,939
Look, I've been where you're at.
284
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,441
If Lisa called tomorrow-
285
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,151
Oh, she won't.
286
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,944
I told her, "It is over."
287
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,487
And why would you do that?
288
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:59,407
Look, it's just...
289
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,533
It's just too damn hard, man.
290
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:04,245
She's, she's all over
the map, all the time, it’s-
291
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,123
I-I never know what's coming next.
292
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,542
What?
293
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,835
Nothing.
294
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,838
Just those are the exact words you used
295
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,300
when you told me why you
were falling in love with her.
296
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,514
So, are we gonna do Jing
Fong and "This Old House"
297
00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:25,851
or Dinosaur Bar-B-Que and “Bellator”?
298
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,442
Call me. Call me.
299
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:39,405
Call me. Call me. Call me. Call...
300
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,533
Hey, Dad, What's up?
301
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:43,451
I can't find Dino!
302
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,535
Oh, Aldo, don't.
303
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:45,370
I, I have been calling.
304
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,204
He won't call me back.
305
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,038
He's busy.
306
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:47,955
Marco is busy.
307
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:48,915
He answers his phone.
308
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,626
Dad, Dino and I are different guys, okay?
309
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,419
Hang in. He'll call.
310
00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,712
Did you make the ravioli?
311
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,713
Putting it in the freezer.
312
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,924
All we need now is you.
313
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,467
Get here safe, okay?
314
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,176
I love you.
315
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,969
I love you too.
316
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,141
Hey, it's Dino.
317
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,351
Leave a message.
318
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,560
You want a message?
319
00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:10,978
Fucking call your Dad back!
320
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,105
He's your father!
321
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,648
He's 80 years old!
322
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,277
Have respect for once in your goddamn life!
323
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,074
You didn't wish him a Merry Christmas.
324
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,828
What would I be without you?
325
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,621
An even louder man?
326
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,297
That first year was bad.
327
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:39,799
Felt like someone cut a piece outta me.
328
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,551
I couldn't function right.
329
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,885
Mm, that's the feeling.
330
00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:44,387
And I kept trying to
figure it out, you know?
331
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,723
Where that piece was
and how I could find it
332
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,890
and get back to normal.
333
00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:49,100
Well how did you find it?
334
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,685
I didn't.
335
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,603
It was gone just like my marriage was
336
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,230
because it was my marriage.
337
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,189
Wow.
338
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,191
That is a bad story.
339
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:59,152
Well, it isn't finished.
340
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,319
Is "Sleeping Beauty" a bad story
341
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,321
because she pricks her
finger halfway through?
342
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,949
No. "Sleeping Beauty" is a bad story
343
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:09,287
because it promotes female
passivity and princess culture.
344
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,248
Not to mention, the whole consent quagmire.
345
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,585
Yeah, I teach women's and gender studies.
346
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,794
Or I did.
347
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,463
That's another bad story.
348
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,631
Anyway...
349
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,633
One day, I stopped
focusing on what was missing
350
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,596
and started seeing what
was there, what was mine.
351
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,306
And it was good, right?
352
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,141
No!
353
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,017
I mean some of it was,
354
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,144
but a lot of it was crap I was holding onto
355
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,854
because I thought I had to.
356
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,814
Or I was too lazy to lose.
357
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,732
I sorted through that mess
358
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,317
like I was cleaning out my garage.
359
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,526
Mm. - Kept what served me
360
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,069
and tossed all the rest.
361
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,157
Mom, we need to go.
362
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,076
Oh, yes we do.
363
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,453
Run inside and get me
something with chocolate, will you?
364
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,872
No! There's a huge line.
365
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,706
Oh, uh, yeah.
366
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,000
I have chocolate in my
suitcase. I can grab it.
367
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,794
I'll get the car. Keys?
368
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,046
Thank you. For your story.
369
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,089
I didn't tell it for me.
370
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:02,967
I know.
371
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,259
You okay with a hug?
372
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,511
Heck, yeah!
373
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,637
Oh, thank you.
374
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,431
You'll sort it out.
375
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,308
I think I will.
376
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,911
You didn't tell me you joined Facebook.
377
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,998
Uh, I was curious.
378
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,414
Just, you know, everybody's on it.
379
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:37,291
You, Marco, Lisa, I just thought I would-
380
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,001
She's not on it.
381
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:39,669
Who?
382
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,046
Sarah. I've checked.
383
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,505
She's not on Instagram either.
384
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,423
Why are you looking
for Sarah on Facebook?
385
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,342
Why are you?
386
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,845
Darling, it's fine. It's normal.
387
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,888
We just saw her, it's
only natural you would-
388
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:53,976
It's not what I was doing.
389
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,644
Her daughter's lovely.
390
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,646
Seems about Mira's age.
391
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,523
Didn't notice.
392
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,357
Really?
393
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,317
You looked right at her.
394
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,534
Get it out? - [Noam] Sure.
395
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,287
You got it? - [Noam] Yeah.
396
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,539
Hey, you!
397
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,039
Get away from my daughter!
398
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:17,707
What?
399
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,041
God, No, no, Dad!
400
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,209
I just called 9-1-1!
401
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,085
You what?
402
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,003
Shit.
403
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,255
Mom! - This is my friend's kid.
404
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,256
Your friend?
405
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,967
I-I-I thought it was like a...
I know what you thought!
406
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,552
What's going on, baby? You okay?
407
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,471
No! This old white dude
just called the cops on me.
408
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:33,639
The cops? For what?
409
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,558
For nothing.
410
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:39,353
Look, you guys go and
I will take care of him.
411
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:40,605
Oh, no, we're staying right here
412
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,815
so I can tell the police
that he made a false report!
413
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,649
Then we'll see!
414
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:46,694
Tia, I-I know where you're coming from.
415
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,238
You have no idea where I'm coming from.
416
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,698
I didn't call them!
417
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,490
What?
418
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,243
I-I-I-I said that to scare him.
419
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,578
Oh my God!
420
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,747
Just leave!
421
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,540
I can't find your mother.
422
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,542
Go!
423
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,295
Ah! God, I'm so sorry.
424
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,505
- It's...
- No, no, it's, it's not okay.
425
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,965
Oh, no, it's not okay,
426
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:10,801
but it's on him to apologize, not you.
427
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,887
He never apologizes. For anything.
428
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,765
Well you doing it for
him isn't helping anyone.
429
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,227
See, that's the type of
crap you gotta toss out.
430
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:23,065
Well... he's my dad.
431
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,905
Oh, God, no.
432
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,532
If I ate that now, I'd taste sour
433
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,452
every time I smelled chocolate.
434
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,579
Merry Christmas.
435
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,716
I don't understand.
436
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:53,344
You say you like America,
but not Americans?
437
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,554
America is an ideal.
438
00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,264
People are real.
439
00:16:57,265 --> 00:17:00,185
They are flawed no matter
what country they live in.
440
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,479
You are so intelligent, Ella.
441
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,357
You should be studying.
442
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,528
I would love to, but my
mother says people like us work.
443
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,031
We don't study.
444
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,533
Your mother is wrong.
445
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,742
Would you like to tell her that?
446
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,995
Yes! Take me to her.
447
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,122
She doesn't trust Italians.
448
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,874
Good, we have something in common.
449
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,803
Uh, I should go find my friends.
450
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,013
I need to go home.
451
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,057
So soon?
452
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,309
It's 10:30.
453
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,145
Holy smoke!
454
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:48,067
Every second I have been
in this country felt like hours.
455
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,609
Hours with you?
456
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,487
Seconds.
457
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,948
It, it was lovely.
458
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:59,745
This is how life should be, yes?
459
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,832
Every second, so beautiful.
460
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,085
So interesting.
461
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,296
It goes too fast.
462
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,507
In a dream world.
463
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,304
We can make a dream world, Ella.
464
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,601
This is America.
465
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,606
I thought America was a terrible place.
466
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,234
Not anymore.
467
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,074
I found her.
468
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,034
Found me? I wasn't lost.
469
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,119
I went to the bathroom.
470
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,080
Get in the car.
471
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,081
What's wrong with her?
472
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,208
She's mad because I tried to protect her.
473
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,628
You tried to protect me?
474
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,837
That was my friend's kid.
475
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:52,797
Your friend?
476
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,550
Your friend was here in Barstow?
477
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:59,095
You did something so
egregious and offensive and illegal.
478
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,429
What did you do?
479
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,639
I thought he was stealing our money!
480
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,724
And when you found out he wasn't,
481
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,102
you didn't even say you were sorry.
482
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,144
That's not normal.
483
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,271
Honey, your father's not normal.
484
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:10,648
You should know that by now.
485
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,525
Don't.
486
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:15,402
Jesus. Don't try to make it okay.
487
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,321
It's not okay.
488
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,989
It's not okay for him to hurt people
489
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:23,994
with zero remorse because,
"That's the way he is, Lisa."
490
00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,788
"That's the way he's always been."
491
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,289
It's wrong. It's always been wrong.
492
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,792
And you trying to make it
okay, just makes it worse.
493
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,674
Well, she told me.
494
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,635
Hmph, unbelievable.
495
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,018
Next year we're going
to Bogata for Christmas.
496
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,395
Let Dino deal with my parents.
497
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,147
Then we'll have to deal with my parents.
498
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:51,981
Cabo then?
499
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,815
Austria.
500
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,649
London. - Iceland.
501
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,984
Rome!
502
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,068
You know we won't, right?
503
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,194
Of course we won't.
504
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,070
Just making sure.
505
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,072
That's why I love you.
506
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,862
This is your car?
507
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,197
You are Rockefeller!
508
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,531
No, no.
509
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,742
I'm much more handsome.
510
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,663
And it is the car of my boss.
511
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,289
Your boss?
512
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,583
You said you were in college.
513
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,086
Only on the weekdays.
514
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:59,465
At night and for weekends,
I work selling cars.
515
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,884
This week I sold the most of everyone
516
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,428
and my boss let me take it to drive
517
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,016
the most beautiful woman
in America around the town.
518
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,769
You are disappointed I need to work?
519
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,437
Disappointed?
520
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,271
No.
521
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,941
Then why such a look on your face?
522
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,904
I think I may have just seen my future.
523
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,176
I don't like how you talked to me.
524
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,471
I didn't like it either. I'm sorry.
525
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,059
And he hasn't always been like this.
526
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,731
He was a very different man.
527
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,192
Once upon a time.
528
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:27,554
♪ Tick tock and the
record stops the sound ♪
529
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:34,478
♪ Still hear the needle scratching around ♪
530
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,315
♪ Kid flies a kite outside ♪
531
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,735
♪ And you can tell it's summertime ♪
532
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:47,783
♪ The ice cream truck
chimes are out of tune ♪
533
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,245
♪ It keeps going on and on ♪
534
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:58,293
♪ Subtle changes make a brand new sound ♪
535
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,588
♪ That I'm gonna play, play, play ♪
536
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:07,092
♪ And maybe you think I'm wrong ♪
537
00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:12,140
♪ But I don't really
care what should go on ♪
538
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,477
♪ At the end of it all ♪
539
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:21,483
♪ We are the same ♪
540
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:26,696
♪ Wake up in the spring of '75 ♪
541
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:33,202
♪ Life looks kinda
blurry behind blue eyes ♪
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