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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,120 - Your Highness! - Your Highness! 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,000 Your Highness, please save Dongfang Shuo! 3 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,280 Your Majesty 4 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,000 Sister, you're here 5 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,320 Are you really going to kill Dongfang Shuo? 6 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,480 I'm doing this for your sake 7 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,080 This thing has nothing to do with me! 8 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,480 - Isn't he the man you love? - Who said that? 9 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,560 You told me in the imperial garden yourself 10 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,320 that you fell in love with someone of humble origins 11 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,080 who, however, was a man of virtue to help me fulfill my ambition! 12 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,840 Dongfang Shuo is not the only one who fits that! 13 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,160 Yes, Dongfang Shuo is super quick-witted 14 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,240 But how can I possibly be fond of such a cunning man? 15 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,600 Your Majesty! I can't believe it 16 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,840 How could you 17 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,360 make such a big decision without consulting me? 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,760 If Dongfang Shuo is not 19 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,160 your beloved one, then who else can it be? 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,400 Wei Qing 21 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,760 Her Highness has entered the imperial palace for so long 22 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,400 Why is there still no news yet? 23 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,600 Maybe she hasn't convinced His Majesty 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,440 But she is the Grand Princess! 25 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,960 Qing, you've just joined the imperial court 26 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,520 You don't know how serious some rules are! 27 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,640 His Majesty's face is of the most significance! 28 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,680 Even a casual fart is like an imperial decree 29 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,520 The officials have to acclaim, "Long live Your Majesty" and carry it out 30 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,360 But… But this is obviously His Majesty's misunderstanding 31 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,960 Mind your language! His Majesty is always right no matter what! 32 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,880 Haven't you heard that emperors never admit their mistakes 33 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,440 while only we officials do? 34 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,600 So 35 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,600 Shuo has to die? 36 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,280 It's almost hopeless… Hopeless 37 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:13,840 No way 38 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,400 I can't stand by and watch Shuo wrongly get killed 39 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,120 What are you going to do? 40 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,480 I'm going to fight and save Shuo at the execution ground 41 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:27,040 Qing, it's… It's a felony that will get your whole clan executed! 42 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,880 - I have no clan! - But… 43 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,800 But you still have the Noble Lady, and you still have Huo Qubing! 44 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,360 Dude, could you go and persuade His Majesty again? 45 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Their Princess can be your wife 46 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,040 and Qiu Gu can be your concubine 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,880 If that's the case, I can consider it 48 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,000 But Princess Pingyang's beloved one is not me! 49 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,080 And given Qiu Gu's temper, she won't agree 50 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,360 I'm her brother. I have the say 51 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,040 Even if you have the say 52 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,000 and even if Qiu Gu agrees 53 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,080 His Majesty won't allow that to happen 54 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,520 Is he still not satisfied with his sis being your wife, superior to Qiu Gu? 55 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:16,280 No princess's husband would dare have a concubine! 56 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,440 She can have you all to herself 57 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,640 just because she's backed by the Emperor? 58 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:24,760 Qiu Hu 59 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,680 you are so cute 60 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,880 I'm dying 61 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,440 Let's not talk about it 62 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,560 Qiu Hu, just bear with it for a while 63 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,280 What can I do if you die? 64 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,280 I've just enjoyed myself for a few days! 65 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,160 I feel so bad for my sister… 66 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,280 My poor sister 67 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:58,320 hasn't had a single good day! Oh, God 68 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,880 God! Why are you so unfair? 69 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,440 Why are you picking on us common folk? 70 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:13,960 Qiu Gu! 71 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,640 Your Majesty, someone's attacking the execution ground! 72 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,360 Who is this woman? She can really fight 73 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,960 Your Majesty, her name is Qiu Gu 74 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,640 She claims to be Dongfang Shuo's fiancée 75 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,360 How can Dongfang Shuo have such a capable wife? 76 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:01,720 No wonder he doesn't dare… 77 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,160 - Tell them to stop. - Understood 78 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,840 His Majesty is here! 79 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,280 - You may all rise. - Rise! 80 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,280 How dare you not kneel before His Majesty, Qiu Gu? 81 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,240 - You're the Emperor? - Exactly 82 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,760 Why do you want to kill Dongfang Shuo? 83 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,840 He disobeyed my order 84 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,600 Of course he wouldn't obey your irrational order 85 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,400 I am the Emperor. Be it rational or not 86 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,960 the Emperor's orders must be carried out 87 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,640 - An unreasonable emperor is a tyrant! - How dare you? 88 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,680 You have not only the skills but also the guts 89 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,480 I like women like you 90 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:15,920 But don't worry 91 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,760 Even if I kill Dongfang Shuo, I won't leave you a widow 92 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,000 I'll find you a good match 93 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,440 in the imperial family 94 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,920 I don't give a damn about any imperial family members 95 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,240 I'll only marry Dongfang Shuo in my life! 96 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,240 But Dongfang Shuo publicly offended me and committed a capital offense 97 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,080 He is going to be executed 98 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,040 Then please withdraw your order, Your Majesty 99 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,960 I ordered 100 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,040 to execute Dongfang Shuo in front of all the officials 101 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,400 How can I take it back? 102 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,560 Yes, a gentleman is a man of his word 103 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:57,320 let alone His Majesty. How can it be withdrawn? Never… 104 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,560 If Dongfang Shuo dies, I won't live either 105 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,760 Then, Your Majesty, please order 106 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,440 to execute me together with Dongfang Shuo! 107 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,880 That's not possible 108 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,640 If I execute two people for the same crime 109 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,720 people will call me a dimwitted emperor 110 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,760 That's why I can only execute Dongfang Shuo alone 111 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,280 What if I'm willing to die in his place? 112 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,080 - Will you let him go? - Good! That's a good idea! 113 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,480 But don't regret it, Qiu Gu 114 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,400 You have my word 115 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:38,600 No! Your Majesty, although Qiu Gu is a bit rude 116 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,360 she is a kind-hearted girl! 117 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,040 - Yi. - Yes, Your Majesty 118 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,920 - Go and gag him. - Understood 119 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:49,080 Qiu Gu, don't do it! Qiu Hu, go and save your sister! 120 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,720 Don't let her do it! 121 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,120 Sis! Don't do it, sis! 122 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,800 Sis! 123 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,240 Qiu Gu 124 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,320 I didn't expect you to be so righteous as a country girl 125 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:11,800 I'll fulfill your wish 126 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,960 However, it's not too late for you to back out now 127 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,880 If you spare Dongfang Shuo's life, Your Majesty, I can die with no regrets 128 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,040 My silly sister! 129 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,240 You can't die! 130 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,960 - Here it comes! The poison! - Oh, my God 131 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,080 Qiu Gu, this jar contains the Die-in-five-steps Poison 132 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,600 If you drink it in front of me 133 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,000 I'll release Dongfang Shuo right away 134 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,200 Qiu Gu, you'd better think it through. You can't come back from the dead 135 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,080 You can't drink it, sis! 136 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,360 It's poison, sis! Do not take it! 137 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:55,520 Give it to me 138 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,080 Sis! Don't drink it! 139 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,200 Sis! 140 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,280 Sis! 141 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,000 - Qiu Gu, you can't drink. - Qiu Gu! 142 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,800 Shut up 143 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,360 Sis! 144 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:31,960 Sis… 145 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,600 Let go of Dongfang Shuo 146 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,160 Sis! 147 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,480 - Mrs. Qiu! - Mrs. Qiu! - Sis! 148 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:51,480 - Mrs. Qiu! - Mrs. Qiu! - Sis! 149 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,120 Gu… 150 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Qiu Gu… 151 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,680 Dongfang Shuo, man… 152 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,120 You shouldn't have come to Chang'an 153 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,480 Come on, stop crying… 154 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,000 You! 155 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,000 General Gan, put down your fist 156 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,040 Listen, the liquid Qiu Gu drank 157 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,840 is a jar of vinegar His Majesty asked me to take from the imperial kitchen 158 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,040 - I think I'm fine. - Really? You feel good? 159 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,480 Dongfang Shuo… My husband! 160 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,640 Dude… 161 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,960 Thank you for saving me today 162 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,720 Without you two, I wouldn't have survived 163 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,520 - We're family. - Kneel down. I said, kneel! 164 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:20,760 What's going on? 165 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,320 Just do it 166 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,960 Wait, what's happening? 167 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,080 What a difficult girl 168 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,280 Tell me why His Majesty wanted to kill you 169 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,520 If you don't give me a clear explanation today, I'll keep being difficult 170 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,920 You know it, don't you? 171 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,080 And you too, Qiu Hu 172 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:46,080 His Majesty planned to let Princess Pingyang marry me, but I didn't want to 173 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,400 Why would His Majesty do so? 174 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,760 That's His Majesty's idea. How am I supposed to know why? 175 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,720 My lord 176 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,360 Hold on. Laifu 177 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,560 Call Madam. From now on, she's the boss in our family 178 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,120 - Madam, sir, there's a visitor outside. - Tell him to wait there 179 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,560 Gu, if an outsider comes in, can I stand up? 180 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,000 You do care about your face? Alright, get up 181 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,800 That's enough to make me lose face 182 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,640 How am I supposed to face other people? 183 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,400 I even feel embarrassed to go out of this room 184 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,120 Then how should I save your face? 185 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:44,280 Gu, we're in Chang'an, and I'm an official now 186 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,800 How about we adopt a plan like "male outside, female inside"? 187 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,000 I've heard of "male on left, female on right" 188 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,240 What do you mean by "male outside, female inside"? 189 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,360 Gu, male outside means when we were in public 190 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,040 you'd better listen to me 191 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,840 You should do whatever I tell you to do obediently 192 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,000 Sis, don't listen to him. He's trying to trick you! 193 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,320 Let him finish 194 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,360 And at home, as long as there are no outsiders 195 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,240 I'll do anything you say 196 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,480 Whatever you tell me to do, I'm at your command 197 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,960 Sis, that sounds like a good idea 198 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,880 When Dongfang Shuo bullies you outside the home 199 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,800 you can get back at him even harder when you're home 200 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,400 Duh! 201 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,080 He's afraid of being called a henpecked man 202 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,880 Gu, I'm proposing this for your sake 203 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,640 Just think about what you've just done 204 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,160 If other people know about it 205 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,040 they'll call Gu a vixen 206 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,280 I won't let that happen 207 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:47,440 What kind of person is she? An elegant and honorable woman 208 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,920 How can she be treated like that by those peasants? 209 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,200 - Everyone in my hometown says I'm a good woman! - Yeah… 210 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,840 All right, since you're His Majesty's sidekick who needs a reputation 211 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,960 Let's do as you say 212 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,000 Thank you, Gu. Also thank you, Qiu Hu 213 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,520 Gu, there's still a guest waiting outside 214 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,920 - Laifu! Who's outside? - Laifu! 215 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,520 Madam, it's General Gan and Lord Wei 216 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,760 Go and invite them in 217 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,560 - Things got delayed! - Who are they? 218 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,480 Your Majesty, you gave yourself 219 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,280 an out perfectly 220 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,000 You're the only one who can do that 221 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,560 Even though this case is over 222 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:41,080 - I still feel kind of unsatisfied. - Yeah! 223 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,560 Not to mention you, Your Majesty 224 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,560 even I'm feeling bad for you 225 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,360 I must figure out another way to teach him a lesson 226 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,560 That's easy. Your Majesty, I think 227 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,320 it's better to let his wife do it for you 228 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,640 So he will suffer a lot 229 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,680 while people will think you care so much about him 230 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,480 No 231 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,920 Qiu Gu is even willing to die for him 232 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,720 How can she command him? 233 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,120 Your Majesty, have you heard of 234 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,760 a folk saying like this? Get a concubine when you are out of luck 235 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,800 Your Majesty, Grand Commandant Wang requested to meet you 236 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,800 - Let him in. - Yes, Your Majesty 237 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,000 Greetings, Your Majesty 238 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,320 What brings you here, Uncle? 239 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,040 Come in 240 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,400 - Bride and groom, please bow to be married. - Wait! 241 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,360 His Majesty is here 242 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,160 - Then take off the veil. - No way! 243 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,880 It's not time yet. You can't just take off the veil! 244 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,760 That's true… 245 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,360 Why did His Majesty come at this time, not earlier or later? 246 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,240 - I haven't even lifted the veil, yet he's here! - How dare you? 247 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,200 - His Majesty is here! - His Majesty has already arrived! 248 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,600 - Long live, Your Majesty! - Long live, Your Majesty! 249 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,920 - You may all rise. - Thank you, Your Majesty 250 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,400 - Dongfang. - Yes, Your Majesty 251 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,040 Today is your wedding day with Qiu Gu 252 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,000 I've prepared a special gift for you 253 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,080 I wonder if you'd like to accept it 254 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,520 Your Majesty, you've condescended to come to my humble abode 255 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,960 and congratulate Qiu Gu and me on our wedding 256 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,560 This is such a great honor! How can I ask for more? 257 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:26,200 Marriage is one of the greatest joys in life 258 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,920 I must give you a present, of course. I insist! 259 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,080 Qiu Gu, what's your opinion? 260 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,040 Since you said so, Your Majesty, I dare not refuse 261 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,760 Just like the other day, you rewarded me with a jar of vinegar 262 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,240 I gulped it down as well 263 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,720 Cool! Dongfang Shuo, your wife has already agreed to this 264 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,360 What else do you have to say? 265 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,480 I have nothing to say 266 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,240 Dongfang Shuo 267 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,840 Among these eight beauties behind me 268 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,880 you can choose any one of them as my gift to you 269 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,240 - Why are you silent again? - Your Majesty… 270 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,120 Do you want to disobey me? 271 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,600 Dongfang Shuo! His Majesty is rewarding you with the beauty. Just choose 272 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,880 Even your wife said so. What are you waiting for? 273 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,040 How about this? Your Majesty, let me pick one 274 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:42,000 You? Dongfang Shuo, do you agree? 275 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,360 Fine. Just choose 276 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,480 Your Majesty, I'll take her 277 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,480 Not this one 278 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,920 I said, the eight beauties behind me 279 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,000 not including this one beside me 280 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,600 But, Your Majesty, you didn't say she wasn't included 281 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,920 Oh, I forgot to stress that just now. It's not too late to mend now 282 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,640 Since you can go back on your word 283 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,040 I'll withdraw my promise, too 284 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,640 We don't want any of them 285 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,840 Yes… Your Majesty, in this case 286 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,040 please keep these beauties to yourself 287 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,680 In this life, all I want is Qiu Gu. Let's thank His Majesty 288 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,040 - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Hold on 289 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,280 Well… 290 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,400 I'll give Qiu Gu my word 291 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,440 Dongfang Shuo, you can have her 292 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,760 Thank you, Your Majesty! 293 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,440 - Hold on. - Your Majesty… 294 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,760 Qiu Gu, I have a few conditions 295 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,320 Please go ahead, Your Majesty 296 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,840 She's my gift to you 297 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,960 Firstly, you can't use her as a maidservant 298 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:19,000 Secondly, you can't get her out of your home as a present for someone else 299 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,240 Thirdly, she must not be inferior to you at home 300 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,240 Just these three? 301 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,760 Okay, I agree 302 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,080 Qiu Gu, if you violate any of these three 303 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,760 it's a serious offense of deceiving the Emperor 304 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,680 Do you know the gravity of this crime? 305 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,160 Don't worry, Your Majesty 306 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,920 From now on 307 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,920 I will not only take good care of her 308 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,960 but also promise her a higher place in our family than mine 309 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,600 Well, as the saying goes, an emperor should never lie 310 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,200 - As my people, you can't tell lies, either. - We might lose our heads 311 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,160 Your Majesty, I have only one head to lose 312 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,200 so I dare not lie in front of you 313 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,600 Your Majesty… 314 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,560 Brother! Come here 315 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,760 - Sis, what's the matter? - Brother 316 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,960 This is the beauty His Majesty has just given to our family 317 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,640 From now on, she'll be your wife 318 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,400 I can have such a fairy-like beauty from now on? 319 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,920 Your Majesty! No, Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 320 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,680 - Your Majesty! - Stand up 321 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,240 Qiu Gu, I gave her to Dongfang Shuo 322 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,960 - How can you… - Your Majesty! 323 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,680 Your Majesty, I haven't violated any of the three rules you just mentioned 324 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,480 Firstly, I didn't treat her as a maidservant 325 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,240 Secondly, I didn't give her to anyone else 326 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,840 She's still in our family 327 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,120 Besides, as for the third condition 328 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,720 Dongfang Shuo and I grew up without parents 329 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,400 Our eldest brother is like our father; our sister-in-law is like our mother 330 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,560 She's definitely higher than me in our family! 331 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,760 - But… - Your Majesty, please don't give me to someone else 332 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,200 Your Majesty, I want to serve you by your side for the rest of my life 333 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,840 Your Majesty, an emperor should keep his word, so should we 334 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,520 Your Majesty, you're not going back on your word 335 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,440 and withdrawing your order, are you? 336 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,360 Your Majesty… 337 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,720 Return to the imperial palace 338 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,760 - Goodbye, Your Majesty. - Goodbye, Your Majesty 339 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:35,000 - Your Majesty! Your Majesty! -Well, you'll get hurt. Please stand up 340 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,440 Damn Yang Deyi! 341 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,200 It's my fault, Your Majesty 342 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,480 It's all your lousy idea, you stupid lackey! 343 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,880 I didn't teach Dongfang Shuo a lesson 344 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,560 while his wife knocked me out 345 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,720 I've heard that 346 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,400 one woman can play a drama; three women can cause a deadly war 347 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,720 I thought this time, Dongfang Shuo's family would surely 348 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,160 suffer in ceaseless chaos and end in disaster 349 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,120 But I didn't expect 350 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,640 Dongfang Shuo's wife to be even more cunning than him 351 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,200 All the talent in the world 352 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,920 can't be taken by this couple only, right? 353 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,000 Don't worry, Your Majesty 354 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,560 I'll use every last one of my faculties 355 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,880 to come up with another good idea for you 356 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,280 and show Dongfang Shuo what you've got 357 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,400 Forget about it 358 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,840 You're no match for Dongfang Shuo with that useless brain 359 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,400 You are so wise, Your Majesty 360 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,080 Do you really think I'd fight my minister 361 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,280 over such a trivial matter? 362 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,280 What I want is unity of me and my officials throughout the state 363 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,840 The first priority is to stabilize the kingdom as soon as possible 364 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,840 You are so wise, Your Majesty 365 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,440 I just feel sorry for that Lüyu 366 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,560 That fat-ass is really lucky! 367 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,480 Guys 368 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:45,160 - what do you think of General Huo's drill? - Brilliant! - Nice 369 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,600 For many years 370 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:53,280 I've longed for an army under my own leadership 371 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,320 to fight and conquer together with me 372 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,440 Your Majesty, the internal troubles are over, but the external ones remain 373 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,120 Our state is in a very difficult time 374 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:10,600 As Dou Wangsun is dead, we may temporarily abolish the Minister of Guards 375 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,880 If we don't have a Minister of Guards, who will be in charge of the troops? 376 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,840 - They shall be under the direct control of His Majesty. - Yes! 377 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,560 Your Majesty, you should take charge of the army yourself 378 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,800 So there won't be another bold rebel 379 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,800 like Dou Wangsun 380 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,920 Dongfang Shuo is right 381 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,360 The Minister of Guards is important. This post's better vacant than spoiled 382 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,600 But I'm busy with state affairs 383 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,760 And I can't take care of everything with no negligence 384 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,360 - Dongfang Shuo. - Yes, Your Majesty 385 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,360 Figure out a way for me 386 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:47,080 Your Majesty, I think we can have Left and Right Supervisors of Attendants 387 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,800 One will be responsible for mobilizing the capital's troops 388 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,440 and training the Palace Guards and Feather Army 389 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,200 The other will mobilize forces for defense throughout the state 390 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,600 These two positions will also be under the direct control of you 391 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,880 In this way 392 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,000 you will not lose control of the military 393 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,960 Meanwhile, you can be relieved of your daily chores 394 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,040 Good. That's exactly what I want 395 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,720 - Gan Fu! - Yes, Your Majesty 396 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 I'm appointing you as the Left Supervisor of Attendants 397 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,280 responsible for the defense of the state and the mobilization of troops 398 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,120 Do your job well 399 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,640 Yes, Your Majesty 400 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,160 - Wei Qing! - Yes, Your Majesty 401 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,800 I'm appointing you as the Right Supervisor of Attendants 402 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,480 in charge of the defense of the capital 403 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,840 and the training of the Palace Guards and Feather Army. Do your job well 404 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,000 Yes, Your Majesty 405 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,600 Your Majesty, after Dou Wangsun was executed 406 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,520 the position of Prime Minister has remained vacant 407 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,000 Your Majesty, please make a decision as soon as possible 408 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,080 I recommend Dongfang Shuo! Dongfang Shuo can be Prime Minister 409 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,760 I am here to inspect the army today 410 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,280 We'll discuss this matter in the future 411 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680 Yes, Your Majesty 412 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:05,520 It's said His Majesty wants Dongfang Shuo to be Prime Minister. Is it true? 413 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,280 No 414 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,040 But if it's Dongfang Shuo 415 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,920 - I'm sure he'll be a qualified Prime Minister. - Yes! 416 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,200 Dongfang Shuo is not only talented. He's also a great contributor 417 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,080 Many officials at the imperial court say that 418 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,600 without Dongfang Shuo, His Majesty wouldn't have the kingdom he has now 419 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,400 Who told you that? 420 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,160 I heard it from those toadies 421 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,440 Your Grace, you may not know 422 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,320 Dongfang Shuo is so powerful now 423 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,200 He's surrounded by flatterers wherever he goes 424 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,080 Even I, your brother, have to flatter him a bit when we meet 425 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,840 Or he will pull a long face before me 426 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,080 I've heard that many officials are discussing in private that 427 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,440 they want to recommend Dongfang Shuo for Prime Minister 428 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,640 Why haven't I heard this? 429 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,400 Your Majesty, according to our ancestral customs 430 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,040 I'm allowed to attend to state affairs now 431 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,640 But I don't want to do so 432 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,000 I just want to see you handle them properly 433 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,040 Pingyang, there you are! 434 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,600 Greetings, Mother, Your Majesty 435 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,240 Come here 436 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,040 The three of us haven't chatted for a while 437 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,520 I'd like you to stay with me a little longer today 438 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,960 Right, Mother, when I came in 439 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,080 you and His Majesty were in the middle of a lively conversation 440 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,880 What were you talking about? 441 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,960 Well, sister, who do you think would be a good choice for Prime Minister? 442 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,560 Only Dongfang Shuo 443 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,320 Tell me why 444 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,640 Dongfang Shuo has the ability to stabilize the state 445 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,880 It's not just talent that makes a Prime Minister 446 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,720 Dongfang Shuo is also virtuous 447 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:27,600 He didn't abandon his wife after he succeeded with all the glory 448 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,240 What's more? 449 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,880 Dongfang Shuo is absolutely loyal to His Majesty 450 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,520 The Grand Empress Dowager tried so hard to win him over 451 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,560 and His Majesty misunderstood him that much 452 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,600 while he's never been tempted 453 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,840 So Dongfang Shuo is literally a perfect man? 454 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,000 What? Princess Pingyang also strongly recommends Dongfang Shuo? 455 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,560 These three points made by Pingyang are very persuasive 456 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,400 Your Grace, do you want to know 457 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,720 the first thing Dongfang Shuo would do 458 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,440 if he becomes Prime Minister? 459 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,840 Abolish the chaotic political intervention of the consort kin 460 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,960 I don't want to attend to political affairs anymore 461 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,520 So whether it's abolished or not has nothing to do with me 462 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,960 Your Grace, you can't say that 463 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,120 It's your modesty that you don't want to do it. That's your decision 464 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,200 But if he abolishes it on his own initiative 465 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,560 he would be disrespectful, disloyal, and unfilial to you 466 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,600 That means he doesn't care about you, the Empress Dowager 467 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,360 Who proposed to abolish the political intervention of the consort kin? 468 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,320 Dongfang Shuo himself 469 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,280 Did he tell you himself? 470 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,720 Your Grace, if you don't believe me 471 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,760 I can take you to a place 472 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,120 where you can hear him say such things 473 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,000 It's such an expensive gift 474 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,160 I can't take it 475 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,680 Mr. Gu An, you are a respected official working for the late Emperor 476 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,280 I admire you so much 477 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,160 The Empress Dowager rewarded this pearl to me 478 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,600 Your Excellency, please just accept it 479 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,720 Thank you for that, Duke Wang 480 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,760 I'm so flattered 481 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,880 If there's anything you want me to do 482 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,160 Just let me know. I'll help you 483 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:45,240 To be honest, I do want to ask you for a favor, Your Excellency 484 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,960 What's it? 485 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:55,600 The Empress Dowager wants to secretly test Dongfang Shuo in your mansion 486 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,440 - Mr. Dongfang, please take your seat. - Thank you, Mr. Gu 487 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,200 Mr. Gu, you invited me to your house today. What can I do for you? 488 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,800 Ever since the Dou Clan was removed 489 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,200 The Grand Empress Dowager has been suffering from illness 490 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,680 His Majesty lost an assistant, and the officials are still arguing about it 491 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,560 Some even proposed a joint petition 492 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,800 to let the Empress Dowager come and attend to state affairs 493 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,440 Mr. Dongfang, you're His Majesty's closest sidekick now 494 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:37,320 I'm sure you know His Majesty's ideas. What do you think? 495 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,640 I think the interference of the consort kin will cause endless aftermaths 496 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,840 But it's in line with the ancestral customs 497 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:51,920 However, Empress Lü and the Dou family's rebellion are historical examples 498 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,280 Isn't this enough 499 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,240 to teach officials at the imperial court a lesson? 500 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,920 The current Empress Dowager is different from the Lü or the Dou 501 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,400 The current Empress Dowager is indeed a rare and virtuous woman 502 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,600 But no matter how sensible she is 503 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,160 she can only control her own generation 504 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,320 However, the Han Dynasty must be passed on from generation to generation 505 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,760 If we don't get rid of this bad intervention that's dragged on for so long 506 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,240 who can guarantee that in the next two or three generations 507 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,360 there won't be another Lu or Dou clan? 508 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,600 So the abolition of this intervention is not targeting the Empress Dowager 509 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,120 On the contrary, it's to protect Her Grace 510 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,080 It's also for the continuation of the Great Han that Her Grace cares about 511 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,160 His Majesty has suffered a lot from the chaos caused by the consort kin 512 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,760 He has made up his mind to abolish it. That's the first point 513 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,240 And the second? 514 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,840 The Empress Dowager has made it from a daughter-in-law to a mother-in-law 515 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,320 Except for Wang Xiu who serves as an official at the imperial court 516 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,800 the group of her kin is weak and not yet formed 517 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,720 It's not enough to compete with His Majesty 518 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,440 - Is there a third point? - Yes 519 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:17,040 The current Empress Dowager is far-sighted, sensible, with no ambition 520 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,600 So it's the best time 521 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,800 Just think of the tough times His Majesty and I have been through 522 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,840 You can tell what Dongfang Shuo said makes sense 523 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,320 But this Dongfang Shuo is too arrogant and rampant 524 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,640 Just listen to the way he talks! 525 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,480 As if he has more power than His Majesty that 526 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,040 he can destroy and abolish whoever he wants 527 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,080 He doesn't respect you at all, Your Grace 528 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,560 He may be arrogant, but he's got the right to be 529 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,160 He's already so arrogant now 530 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,520 If he becomes Prime Minister 531 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,240 he'll act high and mighty! 532 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:19,640 - If only you were half as talented as Dongfang Shuo… - I… 533 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,640 Qiu Hu? 534 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,120 What's wrong? 535 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,760 Why are you pulling a long face early in the morning? 536 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:52,720 Come on! 537 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,200 It must be Lüyu bullying you again, right? Say something! 538 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,320 Bro, I also don't know why 539 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,720 She lost her temper all of a sudden 540 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:15,480 She didn't allow me to go to bed. She hit me and kicked me out of the room! 541 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,840 Does this happen all the time? 542 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,200 Sometimes, she won't throw me out of the room 543 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,120 But I'm still not allowed to go to bed 544 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,720 I can only sleep in this hall! 545 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,480 Then can't you… Didn't I tell you that? 546 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,240 As a man, you shall pull yourself together to be strong! 547 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,360 I do want to be strong! 548 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,640 But when I see her fair and gorgeous face 549 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,960 I'll just turn into a puddle of water. How can I be strong? 550 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,200 Look at you! So weak 551 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:04,040 Dude, please help me figure out a way 552 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,520 - Beat her up! - Beat her up? I go beat her up? 553 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,240 Look at my chubby body! I can beat her up 554 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,680 Even if I give her a slap, bam! 555 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,320 She'll be crushed into a pie 556 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,680 Bro, I'm not asking you to really beat her up 557 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,720 Just scare her by faking it 558 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,280 How? 559 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,360 Bro, it seems you really like Lüyu 560 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,760 Alright, then. Qiu Hu, I'll help you with this 561 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,840 Brother! You're like my brother! 562 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,840 - Got it? - Yes, my lord 563 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,480 - Just do as I say. - Yes, my lord 564 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,480 - Sis, did you call me? - Mrs. Lüyu, please sit down 565 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,680 Did you have a fight with my brother again? 566 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,960 He's been pestering me all day. I'm so sick of it 567 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,640 I know you used to be His Majesty's favorite concubine 568 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,640 But unexpectedly, a joke made you 569 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,800 fall to dust from the sky 570 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:41,880 You hold a grudge 571 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,040 I can understand it 572 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:50,280 But as the saying goes, being family is a predestined fate 573 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,920 Now that we're family, let's live a happy life together 574 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,480 Don't make a scene 575 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,280 Squealing pigs get sold; quarrelsome families fall apart 576 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,680 A happy and peaceful life is a blessing for a family 577 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,240 I can't live the way you do 578 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,880 That's not true 579 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,480 Although we're not as rich as the imperial family 580 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,160 at least we're well-fed and clothed 581 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,440 But I can't stand your brother! 582 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,800 What an ugly, hideous and unpleasant thing 583 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,560 He's like a toad that longs for a swan, sticking around me all day long! 584 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,000 What a man! 585 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,520 Mrs. Lüyu, you're like a white swan 586 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,680 while he, the toad, still got you 587 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,360 - Just make do with what you've got. - That's easy to say! 588 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,600 I can't tolerate it anymore! I don't want to continue! 589 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,800 I can't! 590 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,480 Since you feel so aggrieved and don't want to bear it anymore 591 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,920 - then we won't force you. Laifu! - Yes, Madam 592 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,200 Prepare the sedan chair and take her to the imperial palace 593 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,200 - Return her to His Majesty. - Yes, Madam! 594 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,280 What… 595 00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:02,240 God! Why is my life so miserable? 596 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,640 Just let me die! No one cares about me anyway 597 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,640 Shut up! 598 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,200 You think you can scare anyone by acting? 599 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,640 Listen carefully! Speaking of making a scene 600 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,480 on my first day in Chang'an 601 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,320 I made trouble in the imperial palace and attacked the execution ground 602 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,960 I drank poisoned wine and dropped the vinegar jar! 603 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,560 I didn't even lose to the Emperor 604 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,480 Do you think I'll be afraid of a little bitch like you? 605 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,840 Just scream! 606 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,520 Continue to scream, and I'll cut out your tongue! 607 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,840 Help! Someone's gonna kill me!45256

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