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I usually never call, but yesterday I wasn't very satisfied.

It was awkward. It was weird.

You know, you can call back whenever you hear my message, but never put me next

on my message.

I'll give you a call.

New girl.

Could it be Lonnie?

Oh my god.

Alright, one more.

Please don't tell me it's her.

And it just seems like they're a bunch of rookies.

It is one. So unless you can't fix this problem,

I'm going to have to take my business elsewhere.

Oh, this is so bad.

Please don't tell me it's another complaint.

Fantasy Massage, this is Chrissy speaking.

Oh, yes, yes, Mr.

Moorhead, yes.

Hello, sweetheart.

How can I help you?

Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to hear that. We always, always want your

experience here at Fantasy Massage to be as pleasurable as possible.

Yes. Sir, sir, please calm down.

Yes, the new girl.

Again.

Sir, if you could just let me talk.

Look, I know you're upset.

If you come back, we can get you one of our regular girls who's very experienced

and give you... Sir, yes, of course you'll get your money back.

I can make you an appointment as soon as possible.

I promise you'll never see her again.

Okay? We want you to be happy here.

All right, how's tomorrow at noon?

Okay.

Great. I'm really sorry.

Bye.

Lonnie?

Can you come here for a second, please?

Sweetheart, why don't you come on in here?

How was your weekend?

Oh, well, my weekend was actually great.

Until I got to work.

You see, I received not one, but three

voicemails all complaining about a...

New girl.

Lonnie, I hate to say it, but I think that new girl is you.

What? What do you mean? I don't, I don't, I thought I've been doing a good

job. I don't.

We are.

You're gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous.

But whatever it is that you are doing that they are complaining about,

I think I'm going to have to do a review.

I'm just going to sit there and observe.

And whatever you're doing wrong, I'm going to find out. Because it's

costing me money.

Hi,

I'm Chrissy.

Very nice to meet you, Justin.

This is Lonnie. Hi. Hello.

Lonnie will be serving you today. She is brand new, so I'm just going to watch

over, just like a fly on the wall, like I'm not even there. Hope you don't mind.

I just want to do a review, just to make sure that everything's going well.

For the whole thing? Just to make sure that she's doing everything correctly,

okay? To make sure you have the best experience possible.

Let's do it. All right, right click.

So, um, if you wanna hop in the shower, we can do the shower portion first.

Oh yeah, of course.

Yeah, come on.

What's wrong?

No, no. Okay, go hop in there. You sure? Yeah.

Okay.

Everyone in. Okay,

everybody in?

Yeah, of course.

We can do this like normally.

Okay, cool.

Perfect. Okay.

Yeah, everything okay?

Yeah, I guess. I was sort of hoping for a different kind of cleaning.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, turn around.

Okay.

Um, okay.

Why don't you rinse off?

off with that towel there.

Okay.

Then I'm gonna go set up the massage.

Yeah.

I'm really sorry. I apologize.

Again, she's new.

I'm just here to observe.

So, what are we going to do about it?

What do you mean? I mean, what am I going to do about it?

You're the whole teacher.

Come on.

Well, I'm here to take notes and then, you know, we'll talk about this after. I

can't. I run the spot.

I'm not a massage girl.

You should be there. You should be showing her how to do this. Why aren't

you? What are you... What do you expect me to do? I'm married. I do not give

massages. Hi.

The massage part is ready.

If you guys want to... Okay.

First of all, I just want to go over with you real quick about the shower.

Okay. You're actually, you know, you're actually supposed to get undressed.

It makes a client feel really uncomfortable if you're still clothed

and he's not.

Isn't that unprofessional?

I don't know.

No, not at all.

Actually, it's the exact opposite.

It's unprofessional not to get undressed.

Why don't you show her?

I'm just here to observe.

Observe?

Okay. Okay.

You know what? So, yeah.

Okay. So, he comes in. You welcome him in. You turn on a nice warm temperature.

He did great on the temperature.

But you need to start getting undressed immediately, okay?

And the robe, you want to do it nice and sensual, nice and slow.

Okay? And then, you know, you have your second layer, and you're going to want

to, you know, take that off, too. Okay?

Okay.

Go for it.

Okay.

I don't need to take off. Oh, you really should. You said.

I mean, it's only fair.

Okay.

Don't waste much time because you are on a time schedule tight.

You have to get things moving.

Much better already.

Right. Okay.

over the whole shower, but again, let's just move on to the bath, shall we?

Okay.

Let's go. Come on, everybody.

After you.

Right this

way.

Everyone, just relax and get on in.

Yeah, sure, I can do that.

Oh, very nice.

Coffee?

Okay, Molly.

Yes.

So, first things first.

When you give a shower, you want to make sure you remove all the toxins from the

skin. Make sure they get a nice, good, thorough clean.

So you want to actually use...

circular motions. Really, really massage your hands into the client, okay?

And just really, really just use your muscles and just work his muscles. Make

sure you give him a nice scrub. Also, don't forget the sponges hanging over

there. That's what they're for. Just scrub his skin and make sure it gets

really clean, okay?

And then next when we come to the bath, this is where the client wants to relax,

okay? We have the essential oils in the bath. And again,

just make sure everything is about the client, okay?

So why don't you go ahead and show me what you normally do with a client in

the bath?

Well, I don't actually get in the tub with them.

No, you don't? No, I didn't think.

A lot of the complaints are coming from.

So, again, we're on his clock, so why don't you go ahead and start, not waste

any time. Go ahead and get behind him.

Okay?

Just think about what you would want done to you if you were in the pub,

okay? Okay.

Now, why don't you use your hands more? Get your hands all over his body.

Good.

Why don't you go a little bit deeper? Actually, a lot deeper.

Into his muscles. Give him a really nice massage.

Give him muscles.

Why don't we do something a little bit deeper?

Aren't you going to massage it?

Not me.

Her.

I'm just at the spot.

I'm reviewing her. I mean, her reviewing you. I mean, why don't you...

I'm not really used to... Aren't you going to give her the hands-on

experience?

Okay.

Okay.

So...

make this all about him and uh um keep it very

wet um this doesn't seem

appropriate appropriate this is appropriate

this is professional and if you want to do your job right i don't

know if you even knew your job description it sounds like you did

So why don't you learn now that you're hired and do this

hands-on experience with me.

Handle them like you would your boyfriend.

Ask him how he likes it.

How does that feel?

Amazing. Amazing. Much better.

Yeah.

I want to keep it.

Give her all the tips.

Don't just sit back.

I think I've done my part. She can take it from me.

You said hands-on experience.

That's a two-to-two deal.

Okay.

I am going to have to show you one side.

So I won.

Okay. The next part.

After you give him...

Make sure that he's getting the full experience here. You wanna grab him

here.

You wanna take your tongue out.

You wanna trace it along.

the entire thing in your mouth.

He grew.

I'm assuming he likes it. Oh yeah.

That's it, all the way down.

How's she doing?

Much, much, much better.

We like to keep our clients very happy here.

She might be good enough after all.

See there you go, you're not so shy now.

Now that you're getting the hang of things, I'm sure the comments will be

very high. So why don't you get a little bit more into it now?

Why don't you come show her?

Give her the hands-on experience.

So... No expense wasted.

Basically, you want to focus a lot on the top.

At the same time with the other hand, grab down here, okay?

Can she help you?

Put your hands here.

Eye contact is always important.

Okay.

You're doing very good.

Oh, yes.

Is that good enough for a good review?

I haven't seen you do the massage yet.

Let's move on to that portion.

Okay.

Go ahead and lay down.

careful not to spill.

Now this is a mixture which is slippery and rushing and all natural,

made of seaweed oil extract.

So what you want to do is you first, as you can see,

get this kinky interesting substance all over the client.

It's gonna be a little bit cold, okay?

Don't want to shock there in too much. So just rub it in all over.

See? Just like that. Go ahead and rub it all over him.

Yeah.

How does that feel?

Great. Yeah.

Okay. That's it.

It's a full body though, right? Are you going to show her?

Uh, yeah. Okay.

i'll show her well you gotta get all over you first yeah all right so

normally you want to put this on you as well so go ahead and um

lots

and lots of the narrow gel

So, um, yeah.

And that's it.

Wait, wait, wait. You didn't get the full body massage.

Aren't you going to give me a hands-on example?

Yes.

You want to get on top of that client.

And hold on tight.

Everywhere.

All over. Higher, please.

Thank you.

All over your body.

Make sure that you are completely saturated.

And once you are, including...

You want to go down, like so.

And use that painful body of yours.

And go up and down. A few times, thoroughly like

so.

All the way down.

And all the way.

Yeah. Don't be afraid to put your body weight onto him.

Because after all, he looks like this.

And just want to stop and massage the places that

you might need.

Some extra loving.

Just focus on all the areas you think need some extra attention, some extra

loving.

And just

stay

there for a while until you

Feel like you've gotten enough pressure

into the areas that you want to assist.

And you can just do whatever the

client...

Are you fucking with me?

No.

No, no, no, no, no. No, I... In fact, it's your turn to check. Okay.

Okay.

Careful,

it's slippery.

It's me.

Okay.

Get comfortable, get used to the sensations and the texture.

Get into it, get into it.

Just relax, relax on his body. Enjoy this sensation.

Oh, God.

I'm going to show you a few things.

I think, um... Why don't you get down here and, um... Are you mad

you want to do the doggy?

Yeah, of course.

You're right here in the back.

I think you're doing a great job. I think you deserve a little pleasure,

so...

Oh, yes.

I might as well just slide more in here.

Oh, my God.

That one was much better.