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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,958 --> 00:00:08,333 (gentle holiday music) 2 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:16,625 (holiday music continues) 3 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:20,291 (gifts rustling) 4 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:24,583 (holiday music continues) 5 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,124 (door opening and squeaking) (footsteps thudding) 6 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,624 - Lisa! Wake up! - Wake up, Lisa! 7 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:32,249 - Go away! - He came! Santa came! 8 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:34,249 - There's so many presents! - Go away! 9 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:37,833 (holiday music continues) 10 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:40,958 I know you're still in here. 11 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,083 Get out! 12 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,749 (Lisa sighing) (door clicking) 13 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:51,291 (music builds) 14 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:56,291 (magical music) 15 00:00:56,333 --> 00:01:00,291 (footsteps thudding down the stairs) 16 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:05,374 - Always the first one up on Christmas morning. 17 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:08,166 - It wasn't exactly my choice this year. 18 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:11,750 - (growling) I told you that I was sorry about that. 19 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:14,458 - Bill still sleeping? - Yeah. 20 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,124 Yeah, we went one more round before he finally crashed. 21 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:19,375 - What happened? 22 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:22,083 - He was outside waiting for me when I got home. 23 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,083 At 6 a.m. 24 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,208 - You didn't know he was coming? 25 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,458 - No. 26 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,874 He was worried about Mom. 27 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,666 And he was worried about me, worrying about Mom, 28 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:35,208 so he showed up. 29 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,458 'Cause he's him. 30 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,416 And I fucked it up, because I'm me. 31 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,999 (bright music) 32 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:47,625 Tree looks good. 33 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:53,708 You know, it looks like when we were kids and Santa came. 34 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,500 (both chuckling) 35 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:59,833 - I need a hot chocolate, you want a hot chocolate? 36 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:04,666 - Yes! Don't skimp on the marshmallows! 37 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,291 (gentle music) 38 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:12,166 (birds chirping) (bed rustling) (gentle music) 39 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,916 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, how awful. 40 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,999 No, go back, go back to sleep. 41 00:02:17,041 --> 00:02:19,874 - No, I can't, I can't, Santa was here. 42 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:20,666 - Umpf. 43 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,416 - And he brought you something. 44 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:24,333 - No, this isn't what I asked for. 45 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,541 (yawning) I wanted an extra hour of sleep. 46 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,416 - Open it. 47 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:33,791 (both chuckling) 48 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,083 (birds chirping) 49 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:38,708 (gentle music) 50 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:43,416 - One for each of the kids. 51 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,291 - Marco... 52 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:47,958 - You are my Christmas. 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,833 Every day. 54 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,833 - And you are mine, but you didn't have to- 55 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,499 - It wasn't me. (gentle music) 56 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:57,166 It was Santa. (gentle music) 57 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:00,124 - I love Santa. (gentle music) 58 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:04,583 (lips smacking) (gentle music) 59 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,291 (clothing rustling) 60 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:10,499 (door clicking open) 61 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:11,666 (door clicking closed) 62 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,583 - You're leaving? 63 00:03:13,916 --> 00:03:15,375 - I-I don't think I can deal with your parents. 64 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:17,083 - No one can deal with my parents. 65 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:18,625 - No, this isn't a joke, Lisa. 66 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:21,333 You know, you could of told me sooner 67 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,833 you told them about us. 68 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:26,999 - I would of told you if I knew you were coming! 69 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,916 - I was trying to do something nice. 70 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,624 - And you did something nice. 71 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:33,333 But just because it didn't work out exactly 72 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:35,541 like you wanted it, you don't have to leave. 73 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:49,166 (bathroom door clicking open and shut) 74 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,875 (Lisa sighing) 75 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,250 (kids scuffling) 76 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,666 - [Aldo] Ella! 77 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:58,874 - [Ella] I can't do this anymore! 78 00:03:58,916 --> 00:03:59,833 - And what about the kids? 79 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,333 - The kids will be fine. 80 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,708 Tell them I went to the store! 81 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,166 They will open their presents, and they won't even notice. 82 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:06,374 - Of course they will! 83 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:08,708 Ella, come on, it's Christmas! - Yes! 84 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,749 And I should be joyful! 85 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:13,541 But you took that from me. You ruined it! 86 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:16,041 You ruined everything. - I'm sorry. 87 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,833 I'm so, so sorry. It will never happen again. 88 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:20,541 I prom... Don't you dare 89 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,791 make another promise you won't keep! 90 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:26,125 - I will keep it. I swear on the newborn baby Jesus. 91 00:04:27,416 --> 00:04:30,416 I love you. I love you so much. 92 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,791 I would be nothing without you. 93 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:39,458 - Why most you always be so exaggerated? 94 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,458 - Who can I be but me? 95 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:46,208 (birds chirping) 96 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:49,958 (Ella sighing) 97 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,041 - What are you doing? - Making coffee. 98 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,333 (water running) 99 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,291 - This one's for you, Marco. It's got your name on it. 100 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,166 Marco? 101 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:06,708 - Marco? What's wrong? - It's nothing. 102 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,458 I was just remembering one Christmas 103 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,250 when Dino and I were kids. 104 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,166 My love, if you're missing him 105 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:15,333 you should invite him here and- 106 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,624 - Here? No way. 107 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:18,958 My parents go there, that's the way we do it. 108 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,833 - Okay. 109 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:23,208 - Did I just sound exactly like my dad? 110 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:26,125 - A little. - How? 111 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,416 - I spent my whole life trying not to be like him. 112 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:30,999 I don't wanna end up like him. 113 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,583 - My love. 114 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,458 You can't help being like him, it's in your genes. 115 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,791 But you you will never end up like him. 116 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,624 You're you. (gentle music) 117 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:44,625 You're a great husband and a wonderful father. 118 00:05:46,791 --> 00:05:48,958 - And the sexiest man on the planet. 119 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,791 (Manuela chuckling) Right? 120 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,374 - Absolutely. - Right? 121 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:54,083 - Yeah, of course. (chuckling) 122 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,583 We�re in too deep... - Mm. 123 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:58,833 (door clicking and creaking) 124 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:02,499 - So you're sure you don't want a ride to the airport? 125 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:06,916 - Yeah, yeah. I've got Linda in a blue Prius coming. 126 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:09,999 - Bill? - Oh, Gia! 127 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,874 (Gia screaming) Oh, no way! 128 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:12,583 (both laughing) 129 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,166 Oh my God... Mira? 130 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,500 - Hi. - Holy cow. 131 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,499 Salvatore! 132 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:20,499 Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. 133 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,249 - Are you kidding me? - Cesco! 134 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,083 - Oh my god. 135 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,583 What, did you plan this? - No, this is all Bill. 136 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:28,041 - Ah! (stumbling for words) 137 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,208 Why don't you go ahead and cancel that, all right? 138 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,333 So what are we doing standing here? 139 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:33,249 Come on, let's sit down. 140 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,999 You, big man, over there. 141 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,874 (gentle music) 142 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:40,374 Oh... Guys! So good to see you guys. How we all doing? 143 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,624 Wait, wait, wait... Sophomore year? 144 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,166 - Killing it! - Chop! 145 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,999 - I'm killing first grade. - Yeah! (chuckling) 146 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:48,125 - This is better than Santa. 147 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,625 - Cesco? - Oh wow, man. 148 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:52,708 Um... 149 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:54,541 I'm-yeah I�m good, I've been better, though. 150 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,541 I had to break up with my girlfriend recently. 151 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,416 - So she's doing great. (chuckling) 152 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,958 - Oh my gosh, yeah. - I'm sorry to hear that, pal. 153 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:04,166 - No, I uh, I got a lot of good songs out of it, so... 154 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:06,666 - Well, uh... what are you waiting for? 155 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,958 I mean, come on. - Oh man, it's been so long. 156 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,083 I don't... He's really good at it. 157 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:14,333 - I know. - Oh, okay, man... 158 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:17,291 (guitar strumming) 159 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,958 It's called "Where I Wanna Be." 160 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,916 (guitar strumming) 161 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:30,666 ? Came from a lot heartbreaks ? 162 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:32,583 - Lisa! You need to come! 163 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,999 Your mother, she won't open her eyes! 164 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:37,166 - Oh my god. - I'll call 9-1-1. 165 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,249 - 9-1-1? For what? 166 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,999 - You just said Grandma's not opening her eyes. 167 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,291 - Mom! Mom! 168 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,916 Mom! (Ella gasping) 169 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:45,749 (both gasping) 170 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:46,958 - What are you doing? 171 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,291 - Dad said you wouldn't open your eyes. 172 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,124 - What is the matter with you people? 173 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,624 Every time I shut my eyes you think I'm dead? 174 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:57,874 - We were just worried about you. 175 00:07:57,916 --> 00:08:02,916 - Just let me sleep, okay? 176 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,499 - Okay. - Okay. 177 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:08,833 Okay. - Sleep. 178 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:20,083 (playful music) (Lisa exhaling) 179 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:27,250 - Seriously? You're psychotic. 180 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:28,749 - Why is Bill here? 181 00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:31,374 - He's being a good husband, you should try it sometime. 182 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,958 - Now he's a good husband. 183 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,874 Yesterday they were getting divorced. 184 00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:35,883 - Drink this. Want one? - No thanks. 185 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:37,124 (Lisa's phone dings) 186 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,708 - Where's Tano? - Sleeping probably, 187 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,124 since no one woke him up. 188 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,708 - Shut it baby, I already said I was sorry. 189 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:43,791 - Sorry for what? 190 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,083 - Right now? Existing. 191 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:51,875 (birds chirping) 192 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:55,916 (door clicking) 193 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:58,708 (birds chirping) 194 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:02,083 (phone buttons clicking) 195 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:04,749 - [Sarah VO] You're an angel. 196 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,750 - Well, not in this time zone. 197 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:10,499 - I saw Tano. - He told me. 198 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:13,374 - Did you know that he's still with Nisha? 199 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:15,499 What am I saying? Of course you do. 200 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,374 Why didn't you tell me? 201 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,791 - Well back when we were in touch, they'd broken up. 202 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,458 They got back together. 203 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,166 - So you're friends with her now? 204 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,208 - Do you want me to lie? - [Sarah] Yes. 205 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,291 - I hate her. 206 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,499 (both chuckling) 207 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:32,624 (Sarah deep exhale) 208 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,333 - He saw Ellie. 209 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,541 - I know. 210 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:40,499 - And now, he's emailing saying, "We need to talk." 211 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:43,249 - Sarah, take a deep breath. 212 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,666 (Sarah breathing deeply) 213 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,083 Did you answer his email? 214 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,916 - No. - Then don't. 215 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,583 Forget this ever happened. 216 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:56,291 Just have Christmas with your family, live your life. 217 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,916 This will pass. 218 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,833 - How can it possibly pass? 219 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,583 - Because it's Tano. 220 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,833 - Right. (chuckling) 221 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,583 - Exactly. (birds chirping) 222 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:09,291 Ellie's good? - She's great. 223 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,250 - And you? - I was fine... 224 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:17,458 Until yesterday. - Yesterday never happened. 225 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:22,541 - I miss you. (birds chirping) 226 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,958 - I miss you, too, beauty. 227 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:26,958 Merry Christmas. 228 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:30,458 - Merry Christmas. 229 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,208 (birds chirping) 230 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,750 (end call button clicking. 231 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:40,166 - Uh-uh, not yet. (soft holiday music) 232 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:43,416 You can look, but wait for your brother and sister. 233 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:45,999 (wrappings rustling) 234 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,166 - Good morning. - Merry Christmas. 235 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:52,249 - Merry Christmas. - Is that coffee? 236 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,291 - Yeah. - You're too young for coffee. 237 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,999 - Yeah, you're too young. 238 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:59,625 - There was no hot chocolate left. They took it all. 239 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,666 - Tano, come! We want to open the presents. 240 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,624 - Yeah, T! Get in here before I kill someone! 241 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:11,249 - Oh! What the hell kind of thing is this to say? 242 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,791 - Is that the way to talk in front of your brothers? 243 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,791 ? Lisa's in trouble, Lisa's in trouble ? 244 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,999 ? Lisa's in trouble ? 245 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,708 - Shut up, you little creeps. - Lisa! 246 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,416 - Me? What about them? 247 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,416 You never care what they do, it is so unfair! 248 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:31,624 - Well! This is a lovely way to start Christmas. 249 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:33,458 (soft holiday music) 250 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:37,666 (distant family members laughing) 251 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:42,958 (Nisha chuckling and whispering) 252 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,291 - You're up. - Everyone's up. 253 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,791 They're all downstairs already. 254 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,458 We should get down there. 255 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,374 - Aw, it's still early. 256 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:59,374 - Come on, it's my first Christmas with your family. 257 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:01,708 I want to be there for the whole thing. 258 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,624 - Well I have been there for all of them. 259 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:08,166 And trust me, you don't. (Nisha chuckling) 260 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,041 - Tano! 261 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,374 - Okay, okay, I'm getting up. 262 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,541 Hey! - What? 263 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,041 - This is our first Christmas morning together. 264 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:19,874 (gentle music) 265 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:23,541 Merry Christmas. - Mm... Merry Christmas! 266 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:25,583 Mm, mm, mm. 267 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,124 - [Both] Mm, mm, mm, mm. 268 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,916 (gentle music) 269 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,500 Let's go join the fun! 270 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,833 (Tano sighing) 271 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,458 (gentle music) 272 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,541 (door clicking closed) (Tano sighing) 273 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,833 (gentle music) 274 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,124 - That other one? What was the other one's name? 275 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,874 (family indistinctly chattering) 276 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:02,916 - Hey! Merry Christmas! - Tano! 277 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:03,874 - Hey, look! Tano's here! 278 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,749 - It's a Christmas miracle! (all chuckling) 279 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,166 - Merry Christmas! - Oh! 280 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:07,999 - Merry Christmas. 281 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,041 - You guys want coffee? - God, yes. 282 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,958 - Decaf for me, please. - Please, take my seat. 283 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,708 (gentle music) 284 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,874 - Hi. - Ah, okay! 285 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,124 - Merry Christmas. 286 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,833 - And where you going? 287 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,291 The kids want to open their presents. 288 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,416 - Okay Dad, relax. - Relax, my ass. 289 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,583 It's 10:30, your mother and I go to lunch at Dino's at one. 290 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,666 - Yeah, that's your problem. - My problem? 291 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:27,958 What the hell kind of thing is that to say? 292 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,041 - Hey! (chuckling) No swearing on Christmas, Nonno. 293 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,875 - Yeah, no swearing on Christmas. 294 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:37,624 - I can tell it's Christmas, everyone's fighting. 295 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:39,499 - You're up? - Yes, I'm up. 296 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:42,499 When have I ever not been up on Christmas? 297 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:45,833 Is that Bill? - Yes! He surprised us. 298 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,541 Isn't it great? - I don't know, is it? 299 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,958 (Bill chuckling) - Merry Christmas, Ella. 300 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,416 (pecking kiss) 301 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,458 - We will talk later. 302 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,291 And Nisha's here. 303 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,499 - Nisha was here last night, Mom. 304 00:13:57,541 --> 00:14:01,083 - Yeah, she sat right next to you at the table, remember? 305 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,874 - Of course I remember. I just forgot. 306 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,958 - Ella, this is Mira, my daughter. 307 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,416 - Mom, she met me last night. 308 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:11,333 - This is your daughter? She looks nothing like you! 309 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,874 - Mom! - Cappuccino? 310 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,958 - Oh, please. Thank you, sweetheart. 311 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,958 - One Christmas cappuccino coming right up. 312 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,583 - Hey, we need to open the presents. 313 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,999 - Presents! Presents! You sound like a child. 314 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,499 (quiet holiday music) 315 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,958 (spoon tapping) 316 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,791 (distant family voices chattering) 317 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,374 (utensils rattling) 318 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,208 (distant family voices chattering) 319 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,708 (quiet holiday music) 320 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,124 (machine whirring) 321 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,250 - It's the one you wanted. Do you like it? 322 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,624 - Yeah. I'm gonna make one today. 323 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:48,374 - After church. 324 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,750 In the basement. No getting wax on the carpets. 325 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,833 And you, Tano, do you like your gift? 326 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,124 - Yeah, not sure I'll really use them, though. 327 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,333 - What do you mean? You drive. 328 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,833 - Yeah, Mom's station wagon. 329 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,791 Not exactly a driving gloves car. 330 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:02,833 - You're right. 331 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,291 Here, give them back and take this. 332 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,499 - No, no, it's fine. I'll save them. 333 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,083 - [Mom] Take it! - Open it. 334 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,541 - Okay, geez. 335 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,999 (card rustling) (soft music) 336 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,083 - What is this? 337 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,874 - Ah! It's the wrong side, turn it! 338 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,166 - You folded it backwards? 339 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,749 For god's sake, Aldo, I asked you to do one thing. 340 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:22,499 - This car? You got me this car? 341 00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:25,249 - It delivers next week. Merry Christmas. 342 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,624 - And, happy early birthday. 343 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:30,791 - Oh my god! Oh my god! Thank you! 344 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,291 Thank you, thank you! 345 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,958 - He got a car? - Yes. 346 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,166 And when you're his age... I won't get one. 347 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,041 Just like I didn't get 10 presents when I was their age. 348 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,166 The boys in this family get everything. 349 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,249 Even though girls are the same as boys now 350 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,499 in the whole rest of the world. 351 00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,458 (Young Marco squealing in pain) 352 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,249 - What happened? - Oh god, dear god? 353 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,666 - What did you do? What did you do? 354 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,916 - Nothing. - Where? Is it your arm? 355 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,749 Let me see. - I didn't mean it. 356 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,458 - Get some ice. - What ice? 357 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,708 We're taking him to the hospital. 358 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,083 - Aldo? - Dad, we're in our pajamas. 359 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,083 - Who gives a damn? 360 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,124 Get the coats and the keys! 361 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,749 Goddamn it! - Sorry! 362 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,833 - It's okay, you didn't mean it. 363 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,708 - [Young Marco] He did, he did mean it. 364 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,541 - [Young Dino] I didn't! 365 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:14,750 (soft Christmas hymn) 366 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,374 (all chuckling) (soft piano music) 367 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,083 (family softly chattering) 368 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,374 (Bill chuckling) 369 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,583 (phone chiming) 370 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,500 - Ah! It's Dino. Eh. 371 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,874 Merry Christmas! 372 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:30,750 Yeah? 373 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,458 Oh okay, yeah, oh. One o'clock, okay, yeah. 374 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,333 Talk to Tano. 375 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,166 (quiet Christmas music) (Tano sighs) 376 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,666 - Hey, Dino. - What's wrong? 377 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,999 - Nothing, nothing, nothing. 378 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,541 - Well, why did you give the phone to Tano? 379 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,666 - They want to know what we want for lunch. 380 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:47,624 How the hell do I know? 381 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:50,208 - What you want? He's taking requests now? 382 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,249 - No, no, no. 383 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,958 They're ordering from the Chinese place we like. 384 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,458 - Chinese food on Christmas? Did they convert or something? 385 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,583 (Aldo chuckling) 386 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,999 - Cesco, that's racist. 387 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,416 - No, it's not. 388 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,791 It's a tradition that started 389 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,333 in Manhattan 100 years ago, actually. 390 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,624 And if I meant it as a slur, which I didn't, 391 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,708 it would be antisemitic, not racist, 392 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,416 you Instagram-obsessed blind liberal. 393 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:16,416 (quiet Christmas music) 394 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,458 - Okay, all set. 395 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,749 - So, was it pineapple chicken or beef and pea pods? 396 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,874 - Both, actually. - Great. (chuckling) 397 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,291 We eat leftovers tomorrow. 398 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,999 - Awesome! We'll feast on seafood risotto, 399 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,374 and you and Mom can eat congealed Chinese food. 400 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,333 - All right. We're done with the presents. 401 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,250 Time to make lunch. - Wait! 402 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,874 There's still one left to open. 403 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,874 - Oh? - Is it for me? 404 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,958 - Sweetheart... 405 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,124 What, what could you possibly still want? 406 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,916 - I don't know... Something? 407 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:47,749 (all chuckling) 408 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,083 - Nisha is here with us for the first time. 409 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:52,916 So... 410 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,708 I wanted to make it memorable. 411 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,083 (soft mysterious music) 412 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,041 - Ella! Ella! - Oh my god! 413 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,124 - Ella! - My god! 414 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:07,916 (excited crossover speaking) 415 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,124 - Call an ambulance! - Get Mom! 416 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,999 - Screw the ambulance. I'll get my keys, I'll take her. 417 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,083 - Marco, come get Mom. 418 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,124 Dad, get out of the way. - [Aldo] Holy Mother. 419 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,791 (crosstalk drains out dialogue) Holy Mother Mary... 420 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,958 - [Lisa] Nice and easy. You guys, go find my purse. 421 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,791 ("Something Better Than This" by Julie Neumark) 422 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,374 ? I need what I don't need ? 423 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,583 ? I need what I want ? 424 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,541 - I'll call you when we get there. 425 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,583 Love you guys. 426 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:37,000 ? I need to be feeling something other than numb ? 427 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:44,083 ? I need to come over ? 428 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:49,041 ? I need to be held ? 429 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,291 ? I need an explosion ? 430 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:57,333 ? To break this goddamn spell ? 431 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:06,916 ? I need, I need, I need, I need, I need ? 432 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,708 ? Something better than this ? 433 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,708 (car doors slamming) 434 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:16,583 ? Something better than this ? 435 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,583 - You will be okay. 436 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:21,333 ? Something better than this ? 437 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,541 - [Young Dino] I�m sorry. (Young Marco sobbing) 438 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,208 ? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ? 439 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,208 ? Something better than this ? 440 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,916 - She'll be okay. 441 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:36,624 ? Something better than this ? 442 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:41,666 ? Something better than this ? 443 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:46,541 ? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ? 444 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:50,916 ? I need a companion ? 445 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:55,666 ? Take me out of my head ? 446 00:19:55,708 --> 00:20:01,458 ? I wanna feel my body laying next to you ? 447 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,958 ? In my bed ? 448 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,541 ? I need a distraction ? 449 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:15,541 ? I need an escape ? 450 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,333 ? I need it now ? 451 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:23,375 ? Right now, I don't think I can wait ? 452 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:33,750 ? I need, I need, I need, I need, I need ? 453 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,499 ? Something better than this ? 454 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,791 ? (Something better than) ? 455 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,291 ? Something better than this ? 456 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,583 ? (Something better than) ? 457 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,249 ? Something better than this ? 458 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,166 ? (Something better than) ? 459 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,583 ? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ? 460 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,374 ? (Something better than this) ? 461 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,833 ? Something better than this ? 462 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,041 ? (Something better than) ? 463 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,583 ? Something better than this ? 464 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,874 ? (Something better than) ? 465 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,541 ? Something better than this ? 466 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,624 ? (Something better than) ? 467 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,583 ? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ? 468 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:16,183 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32772

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