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(upbeat bebop music)
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- We'll get in.
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Just remember, if anyone asks your name,
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it's Al Jordan.
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- Why Ah-oul Jordan?
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- The same reason why
my name is Sam Sendik.
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It's a fraternity party. (Aldo sighs)
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No Italians allowed.
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- So why do we come here?
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Girls, Aldo.
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Beautiful girls.
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(door claps)
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(Sam vocalizes)
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- Hello.
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- (chuckles) Hello?
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(music continues)
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(handle clicks)
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(Lisa grunts)
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(door claps)
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(handle clicks)
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- Okay, we got 10 minutes.
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Let's pee and we'll grab something to go.
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- No, no, no. We eat here.
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- Dad, come on. We're already
two hours behind schedule.
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- Who's schedule?
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- Don't worry about mom.
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I'll get her.
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(door slams)
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(handle clicks)
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- Oh, what is his problem now?
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- Aside from needing a psychiatrist?
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- He is who he is, Lisa.
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You're not going to change him.
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- I'm not trying to change him.
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I'm just trying to... (hands slapping)
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Just trying to get to...
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Just take my hand!
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- Oh, don't treat me like a child.
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- [Lisa] Well, don't act like one.
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- You know, your father was never
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really thrilled about Bill.
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- Can we not do this now?
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(Ella grunts) (door claps)
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- Maybe he was right, who knows?
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- And we're doing it.
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- I thought you loved one another.
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- We do.
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We just don't make each
other happy anymore.
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- Oh, who makes you anyone
happy after so many years?
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Look at me and your dad.
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- (exhales) No thanks.
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- He hasn't always
been who he is now, Lisa.
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Life changes people.
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You want fairytales. That's your problem.
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- Yeah, that's my problem.
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(upbeat bebop music)
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- Ah-oul? (laughs)
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What kind of name is Ah-oul?
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- American, I think.
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In Italian, we say Aldo.
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- You're Italian? From Italy?
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I've always wanted to go there.
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All those naked statues.
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- I'm sorry?
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- The statues in Italy, they're all nude.
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Very risque.
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- Oh, no, they were not
made for being risque.
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(doorknob clicks)
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The nudity is an artistic expression.
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(door slams)
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- Hey, pervert.
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Why you talking to my girl about nudity?
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- I did not know she was your girl.
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- We were talking about art, Ritchie.
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Italian art.
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Aldo's from Italy.
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- So what's he doing here?
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- I study business administration.
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- Not the school, greaser.
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At this party.
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Who'd you come with?
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- No one.
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I was walking. I saw a party.
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- A fraternity party!
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No dagos allowed.
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- Ritchie!
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- Shut your trap!
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And you?
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Get your dirty mafia ass outta here.
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- The mafia is Sicilian.
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I come from Rome.
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Do not marry this man.
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He will make you very unhappy.
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- That's it, Wop. You're dead.
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(arm whaps)
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(shoes clattering)
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(music continues)
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(door claps) - [Ella] Are you all right?
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- Oh, thank you.
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(knob clicks)
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- You left the car?
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- Yeah, I left the car!
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I brought mom up here
because you left us in the car.
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- You're crazy.
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I have $20,000 cash in my suitcase.
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- In your suitcase?
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For what? A drug deal?
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- No, for the grandchildren.
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For Christmas.
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- $20,000?
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I knew I should have had kids.
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- Yeah, you should have, huh?
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Go stay with the car.
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- You go stay by the car.
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Lisa, you come sit with me.
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- Nope, I'll go.
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- Drug deal? What kind of bullshit is this?
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- She was joking, Aldo.
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Do you not know her at all?
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(call button dinging) -What a shot! -Yes!
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(call button dinging)
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- Can we please just drop it?
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- No, I want to know why.
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Mira's suddenly such a problem for you.
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- Mira's not the problem.
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My parents are the problem.
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- Why?
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They know I have a daughter.
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Oh my god.
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They do know I have a daughter?
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- Yes, but Mira is not
your typical... daughter.
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- So you're worried her
sexuality will embarrass you.
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- What is her sexuality?
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It's constantly changing.
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She's gay. She's straight.
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She's bi. She's pan.
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Had she even had sex?
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- No, she's 16.
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She's exploring right now.
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She identifies as queer.
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- Queer?
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(scoffs) That was an
insult when I was that age.
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- Well, you're old, Darling.
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- I just wanna have a nice,
normal family Christmas.
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- And whose family were
you planning to have that with?
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(whimsical music)
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Very funny.
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(bags ruffling)
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(case jingles)
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(case jingles)
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(Lisa grunts) (handle snapping)
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(horn honks) (tires screech)
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(car door opening) - (panting) What?
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Sweet Lord. I almost hit you.
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- Yeah, I, I, I, I just, I was...
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- Are you okay?
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- (sighs) I think so.
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Are you okay?
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- Yes. (chuckles)
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My heart stopped for a minute,
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but I'm fine. - Yeah.
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- Mom, are we parking or what?
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- You go park.
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- Whoo! Yeah!
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- And go slow. (door claps)
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(Lisa sighs)
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He just got his license last month.
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You got kids?
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- No, but I am, I am driving
my parents to Los Angeles
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and they are in their
second childhood, so...
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(Tia chuckles)
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That's gotta count for something.
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- Heck, yeah, it counts for double.
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- I'm good.
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You good?
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- Yes.
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(Lisa sighs)
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- No, don't stack 'em, they'll stick.
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- They'll stick. I know.
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I've been doing this for 20 years.
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(shoes tapping)
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- Can I help?
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- Get me the parchment paper.
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- You don't need parchment paper.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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My job, you don't tell me how to do it.
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- Okay, we are definitely
in full on Christmas mode.
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- You're changing for dinner, right?
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- What?
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- Your shirt.
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- Dad, you bought me this shirt.
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You have one just like it.
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- Yeah, but we don't wear
them in front of Grandpa.
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- Why not?
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- Yeah, why not?
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- Because he's old school.
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- So you're going to deny the truth
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to validate his backwards ideology?
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- Yes, yes, I am.
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Because your mother doesn't
like arguments on Christmas.
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- And since your father can't state
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his opinion to his
family without yelling...
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- Which is easy for your mom to say
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because she only sees
her family one week a year.
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(Manuela sighs) - Okay, seriously guys?
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You are acting like Grandma
and Grandpa right now.
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(playful music)
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- Your mother is having
a slice of lemon cake
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and I am having a banana bread.
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(Aldo laughs)
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(Ella sighs)
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- And your father is
calling everyone he knows
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to tell them what we are eating.
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(phone claps)
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- You hung up.
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I was talking!
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- To no one.
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A machine.
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(doorknob clicks)
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Don't stare. (door claps)
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- Why they dress like that?
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- It's the fashion, Aldo.
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Drink your coffee.
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- This is not the America I came to.
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(bluesy bebop music)
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- This is not the America I came for.
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It's a terrible place.
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- It's not so bad.
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- No, do people accuse you for nothing?
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Call you names?
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- Nazi, Heine, Kraut...
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- You are German?
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- Handsome and smart. (chuckles)
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Well, you must be a college man.
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- Business administration.
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- Ah, so you want to be Rockefeller?
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- Richer than Rockefeller.
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- (laughs) Italians.
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You think an awful lot of yourselves.
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- So what do you study, Fraulein?
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- Nothing.
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I work at the gas company.
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- And, uh, enjoy fraternity parties.
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- No!
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? Starless nights ?
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- But my girlfriends do.
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They think meeting college men
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is the best way to a good future.
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- [Aldo] Ah.
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- And you are a college man!
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And I have met you.
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So my future is good.
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I'm going home.
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- Don't.
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Please.
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You're friends will worry and, uh...
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I am enjoying our conversation.
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- I am, Ah-oul...
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? The rising sun ?
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I am Aldo.
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? Through the dawn ?
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- I am Ella. ? Then swept away ?
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- Why are you smiling?
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- What? I can't smile?
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- You never smile.
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- I smile.
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- Not at me.
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(bags ruffling)
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- Yeah, and then he hung up on me.
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- [Tia] Mm.
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So at this point, it looks like the divorce
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is definitely on.
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- Texting was the beginning
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00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,843
of the end of human communication.
275
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,887
I tell him that all the time, don't I?
276
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,971
- All the time.
277
00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,265
And I tell her that's old age talking.
278
00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,726
- (chuckles) Thanks, baby.
279
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,478
- I'm going for a walk.
280
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,104
- Okay, stay close.
281
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,106
I told your dad you'd be there by 3:00.
282
00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:29,735
My ex is taking him skiing
in Lake Tahoe for Christmas.
283
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:30,903
- You too?
284
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,154
- Four years.
285
00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,697
He just remarried.
286
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,074
- That's gotta suck.
287
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,408
- No, it's good.
288
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,535
I'm happy for him.
289
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,036
- Really?
290
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,163
I can't even imagine that.
291
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,915
- It gets easier.
292
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,959
(bags ruffle)
293
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,835
Trust me.
294
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,383
- Okay, you told Santa
you want a Doctor Barbie.
295
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,595
- The pizza chef comes with
an oven and lots of cool stuff.
296
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,639
I wrote Santa another letter.
297
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:02,184
- You know, Santa gets really
busy just before Christmas,
298
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:05,354
so if he didn't get a chance
to read your letter, then...
299
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,064
- Olivia, can you go get
the picture for Daddy?
300
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,691
I think he wants to see it. Go.
301
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,110
(Olivia chuckles)
302
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,736
I got her the Pizza Barbie.
303
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,571
- (scoffs) Great.
304
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,489
You know, you could have
just called and told me to get it.
305
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,615
But no, you always have to do this.
306
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,449
You always have to-
307
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,284
- [Olivia] I found it!
308
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,743
- Wow, Olivia!
309
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,995
That's beautiful.
310
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,037
Did you make that?
311
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:26,875
- It was either a unicorn,
a robot, or a bowl of fruit.
312
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,210
And I picked a bowl of fruit.
313
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,296
I gotta go. Grandma and Grandpa are here.
314
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,422
- Okay, I'll see you tomorrow...
315
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,090
(sliding door whirs)
316
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,925
Fucking divorce. (lid slams)
317
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,344
(sliding door claps)
318
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,429
More boxes?
319
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:43,475
- Brother, I am signing
the lease on Monday.
320
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,602
- Right. (chuckles)
321
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,769
- No, seriously.
322
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,687
I've got an appointment with a realtor-
323
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,939
- Look, I've been where you're at.
324
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,442
If Lisa called tomorrow-
325
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,152
- Oh, she won't. (laughs)
326
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,945
I told her, "It is over."
327
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,488
- And why would you do that?
328
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,408
- Look, it's just... (sighs)
329
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,534
It's just too damn hard, man.
330
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:04,246
She's, she's all over
the map, all the time, it�s-
331
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,123
I-I never know what's coming next.
332
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,543
What?
333
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,836
- Nothing.
334
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:13,839
Just those are the exact words you used
335
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,300
when you told me why you
were falling in love with her.
336
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,304
(Bill sighs)
337
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,515
So, are we gonna do Jing
Fong and "This Old House"
338
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,851
or Dinosaur Bar-B-Que and �Bellator�?
339
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,858
(Bill exhales)
340
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,443
- [Phone Ringtone: Aldo�s
voice] Call me. Call me.
341
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,862
Call me. Call me. Call me.
342
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,406
Call me. Call me. Call me. Call...
343
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,492
(phone clicks)
344
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,534
- Hey, Dad, What's up?
345
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,452
- I can't find Dino!
346
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,536
- Oh, Aldo, don't.
347
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,371
- I, I have been calling.
348
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,205
He won't call me back.
349
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,039
- He's busy.
350
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:47,956
- Marco is busy.
351
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:48,916
He answers his phone.
352
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,627
- Dad, Dino and I are different guys, okay?
353
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,420
Hang in. He'll call.
354
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,713
- Did you make the ravioli?
355
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,714
- Putting it in the freezer.
356
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,925
All we need now is you.
357
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,468
Get here safe, okay?
358
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,177
I love you.
359
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,970
- I love you too.
360
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,932
(buttons clicking)
361
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,142
- [Answering Service] Hey, it's Dino.
362
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,352
Leave a message. (answering service beeps)
363
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,561
- You want a message?
364
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,979
Fucking call your Dad back!
365
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,106
He's your father!
366
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,649
He's 80 years old!
367
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,277
Have respect for once in your goddamn life!
368
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,407
(phone clatters)
369
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,075
- You didn't wish him a Merry Christmas.
370
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:23,909
(Marco chuckles)
371
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,703
(whimsical music)
372
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,829
- What would I be without you?
373
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,622
- An even louder man?
374
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:32,334
(whimsical music continues)
375
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,298
- That first year was bad.
376
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,800
Felt like someone cut a piece outta me.
377
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,552
I couldn't function right.
378
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,886
- Mm, that's the feeling.
379
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,388
- And I kept trying to
figure it out, you know?
380
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,724
Where that piece was
and how I could find it
381
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,891
and get back to normal.
382
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,101
- Well how did you find it?
383
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,686
- I didn't.
384
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,604
It was gone just like my marriage was
385
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,231
because it was my marriage.
386
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,190
- Wow.
387
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,192
That is a bad story.
388
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,153
- (chuckles) Well, it isn't finished.
389
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,320
Is "Sleeping Beauty" a bad story
390
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,322
because she pricks her
finger halfway through?
391
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,950
- No. "Sleeping Beauty" is a bad story
392
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:09,288
because it promotes female
passivity and princess culture.
393
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,249
Not to mention, the whole consent quagmire.
394
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,585
Yeah, I teach women's and gender studies.
395
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,795
Or I did.
396
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,464
That's another bad story.
397
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,632
- Anyway... (chuckles)
398
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,634
One day, I stopped
focusing on what was missing
399
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,596
and started seeing what
was there, what was mine.
400
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,307
- And it was good, right?
401
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,142
- No! (Lisa scoffs)
402
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,018
I mean some of it was,
403
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,145
but a lot of it was crap I was holding onto
404
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,855
because I thought I had to.
405
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,815
Or I was too lazy to lose.
406
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,733
I sorted through that mess
407
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,318
like I was cleaning out my garage.
408
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,527
- Mm. - Kept what served me
409
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,070
and tossed all the rest.
410
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,031
(footsteps tapping)
411
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,158
- Mom, we need to go.
412
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,076
- Oh, yes we do.
413
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,454
Run inside and get me
something with chocolate, will you?
414
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,873
- No! There's a huge line.
415
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,707
- Oh, uh, yeah.
416
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,001
I have chocolate in my
suitcase. I can grab it.
417
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,795
- I'll get the car. Keys?
418
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,047
(keys rattle) - Thank you. For your story.
419
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,090
- I didn't tell it for me.
420
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:02,967
- I know.
421
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,260
You okay with a hug?
422
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,512
- Heck, yeah!
423
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,638
- Oh, thank you.
424
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,432
- You'll sort it out.
425
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,308
- I think I will.
426
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,270
(hand pats)
427
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022
(latch clicks)
428
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:22,444
(keys clicking) (plane droning)
429
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:28,993
(indistinct chattering)
430
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,912
- You didn't tell me you joined Facebook.
431
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,998
- Uh, I was curious.
432
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,415
Just, you know, everybody's on it.
433
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,292
You, Marco, Lisa, I just thought I would-
434
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,002
- She's not on it.
435
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:39,670
- Who?
436
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,046
- Sarah. I've checked.
437
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,506
She's not on Instagram either.
438
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,424
- Why are you looking
for Sarah on Facebook?
439
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,342
- Why are you?
440
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,846
Darling, it's fine. It's normal.
441
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,889
We just saw her, it's
only natural you would-
442
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,976
(lid claps) - It's not what I was doing.
443
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,645
- Her daughter's lovely.
444
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,647
Seems about Mira's age.
445
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,523
- Didn't notice.
446
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,358
- Really?
447
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,318
You looked right at her.
448
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:08,365
(Tano sighs) (whimsical music)
449
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,535
- Get it out? - [Noam] Sure.
450
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,287
- [Lisa] You got it? - [Noam] Yeah.
451
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,539
- [Aldo] Hey, you!
452
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,040
Get away from my daughter!
453
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:17,708
- What?
454
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,042
- God, No, no, Dad!
455
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,210
- I just called 9-1-1!
456
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,086
- You what?
457
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,004
- Shit.
458
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,256
Mom! - This is my friend's kid.
459
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,257
- Your friend?
460
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,968
I-I-I thought it was like a...
I know what you thought!
461
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,553
- What's going on, baby? You okay?
462
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,472
- No! This old white dude
just called the cops on me.
463
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,640
- The cops? For what?
464
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,558
- For nothing.
465
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:39,354
Look, you guys go and
I will take care of him.
466
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,606
- Oh, no, we're staying right here
467
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,816
so I can tell the police
that he made a false report!
468
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,650
Then we'll see!
469
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,695
- Tia, I-I know where you're coming from.
470
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,239
- You have no idea where I'm coming from.
471
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,699
- I didn't call them!
472
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,491
- What?
473
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,243
- I-I-I-I said that to scare him.
474
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,578
- Oh my God!
475
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,747
Just leave!
476
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,541
- I can't find your mother.
477
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,542
- Go!
478
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,296
Ah! God, I'm so sorry.
479
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,506
- It's...
- No, no, it's, it's not okay.
480
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,966
- Oh, no, it's not okay,
481
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,802
but it's on him to apologize, not you.
482
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,888
- He never apologizes. For anything.
483
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,766
- Well you doing it for
him isn't helping anyone.
484
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,227
See, that's the type of
crap you gotta toss out.
485
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:23,065
- Well... he's my dad. (gasping)
486
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,906
- Oh, God, no.
487
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,533
If I ate that now, I'd taste sour
488
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,452
every time I smelled chocolate.
489
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,580
Merry Christmas.
490
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,458
(shoes shuffling)
491
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,963
(chocolate thumps)
492
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,717
- I don't understand.
493
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,345
You say you like America,
but not Americans?
494
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,555
- America is an ideal.
495
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,265
People are real.
496
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,185
They are flawed no matter
what country they live in.
497
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,480
- You are so intelligent, Ella.
498
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,357
You should be studying.
499
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,529
- I would love to, but my
mother says people like us work.
500
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,031
We don't study.
501
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,533
- Your mother is wrong.
502
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,743
- Would you like to tell her that?
503
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,996
- Yes! Take me to her.
504
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,123
- She doesn't trust Italians.
505
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,875
- Good, we have something in common.
506
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,003
(Ella chuckles)
507
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:31,258
(partygoers giggling)
508
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,804
- Uh, I should go find my friends.
509
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,014
I need to go home.
510
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,057
- So soon?
511
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,309
- It's 10:30.
512
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,145
- Holy smoke!
513
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:48,067
Every second I have been
in this country felt like hours.
514
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,610
Hours with you? (mimics poof)
515
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,487
Seconds.
516
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,948
- It, it was lovely.
517
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:59,745
- This is how life should be, yes?
518
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,833
Every second, so beautiful.
519
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,085
So interesting.
520
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,297
It goes too fast. (snickers)
521
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,507
- In a dream world.
522
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,304
- We can make a dream world, Ella.
523
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,601
This is America.
524
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,606
- I thought America was a terrible place.
525
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,234
- Not anymore.
526
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,488
(doorknob clicks)
527
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,075
- I found her.
528
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,035
- Found me? I wasn't lost.
529
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,120
I went to the bathroom.
530
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,080
- Get in the car.
531
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,082
- What's wrong with her?
532
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,209
- She's mad because I tried to protect her.
533
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,669
(Lisa scoffs)
534
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,629
- You tried to protect me?
535
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,838
That was my friend's kid.
536
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,798
- Your friend?
537
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,550
Your friend was here in Barstow?
538
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:59,096
- You did something so
egregious and offensive and illegal.
539
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,430
- What did you do?
540
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,640
- I thought he was stealing our money!
541
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,725
- And when you found out he wasn't,
542
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,103
you didn't even say you were sorry.
543
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,145
That's not normal.
544
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,272
- Honey, your father's not normal.
545
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,649
You should know that by now.
546
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,525
- Don't.
547
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:15,403
Jesus. Don't try to make it okay.
548
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,321
It's not okay.
549
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,990
It's not okay for him to hurt people
550
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:23,995
with zero remorse because,
"That's the way he is, Lisa."
551
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,789
"That's the way he's always been."
552
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,290
It's wrong. It's always been wrong.
553
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,793
And you trying to make it
okay, just makes it worse.
554
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,421
(door rattles)
555
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,675
- Well, she told me.
556
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,635
- Hmph, unbelievable.
557
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,598
(footsteps tapping)
558
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,976
(fridge door thuds)
559
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,019
- Next year we're going
to Bogata for Christmas.
560
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,396
Let Dino deal with my parents.
561
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,148
- Then we'll have to deal with my parents.
562
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:51,982
- Cabo then?
563
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,816
- Austria.
564
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,650
- London. - Iceland.
565
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,985
- Rome!
566
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,069
- You know we won't, right?
567
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,195
- Of course we won't.
568
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,071
- Just making sure.
569
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,072
- That's why I love you.
570
00:19:59,198 --> 00:19:59,865
(lips smooch)
571
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,787
(plane droning)
572
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,124
(indistinct chattering)
573
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,506
(seat creaks)
574
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,261
(playful music)
575
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,972
(keys clicking)
576
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,729
(handle clicks)
577
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,359
(gentle music)
578
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,569
(handle clicks)
579
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,863
- This is your car?
580
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,198
You are Rockefeller!
581
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,532
- No, no.
582
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,743
I'm much more handsome.
583
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,663
And it is the car of my boss.
584
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,290
- Your boss?
585
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,584
You said you were in college.
586
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,086
- Only on the weekdays.
587
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:59,466
At night and for weekends,
I work selling cars.
588
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,885
This week I sold the most of everyone
589
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,429
and my boss let me take it to drive
590
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:08,016
the most beautiful woman
in America around the town.
591
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,770
You are disappointed I need to work?
592
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,438
- Disappointed?
593
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,272
No.
594
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,941
- Then why such a look on your face?
595
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,904
- I think I may have just seen my future.
596
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,533
(gentle music)
597
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,334
(handle clicks)
598
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,297
(door claps)
599
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,176
- I don't like how you talked to me.
600
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,471
- I didn't like it either. I'm sorry.
601
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,059
- And he hasn't always been like this.
602
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,731
He was a very different man.
603
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:00,193
Once upon a time.
604
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,779
(gentle music)
605
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,999
(gentle music fades)
606
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,627
(upbeat music)
607
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:27,554
? Tick tock and the
record stops the sound ?
608
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:34,478
? Still hear the needle scratching around ?
609
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,316
? Kid flies a kite outside ?
610
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,736
? And you can tell it's summertime ?
611
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:47,783
? The ice cream truck
chimes are out of tune ?
612
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,246
? It keeps going on and on ?
613
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:58,293
? Subtle changes make a brand new sound ?
614
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,589
? That I'm gonna play, play, play ?
615
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:07,093
? And maybe you think I'm wrong ?
616
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:12,140
? But I don't really
care what should go on ?
617
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,478
? At the end of it all ?
618
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,483
? We are the same ?
619
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:26,696
? Wake up in the spring of '75 ?
620
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:33,203
? Life looks kinda
blurry behind blue eyes ?
621
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,080
(music fades)
622
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:39,680
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