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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,374 (engine revs) 2 00:00:01,416 --> 00:00:02,458 - [Lisa] Oh god! 3 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,791 Stop! Stop! 4 00:00:03,833 --> 00:00:05,250 Hey, stop! 5 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,083 Stop! My purse is in there! 6 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:08,958 I'm gonna call the cops! 7 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,333 Stop! 8 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:11,708 (piano trill) 9 00:00:11,791 --> 00:00:14,249 - [Lisa] Marco, it's five hours, door-to-door, tops. (??) 10 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:15,249 It's not even nine. 11 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:17,708 - [Marco] I know, but Manuela's kind of rigid 12 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:18,791 about Christmas Eve dinner. 13 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:20,666 - All I have to do is put Mom and Dad in the car. 14 00:00:20,826 --> 00:00:22,534 - What did they say about you and Bill getting divorced? 15 00:00:22,625 --> 00:00:24,875 - Nothing, because I got here after they went to bed. 16 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:27,458 - Lisa, you have to tell them before you get here. 17 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,874 I'm not dealing with a huge blow-up 18 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:29,874 in the middle of Christmas Eve dinner. 19 00:00:29,916 --> 00:00:31,541 - Listen, you stop telling me what to do. 20 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:34,958 I'm 50 years old, which is way older than you are you little... 21 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,500 - All right! 22 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,666 Relax. Jesus. 23 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:40,916 Don't let Dad drive. 24 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,750 - I got this. All right? 25 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,625 I will call you from the road. 26 00:00:45,069 --> 00:00:45,946 - Just so you know, they're 27 00:00:45,988 --> 00:00:47,145 gonna wanna stop, so-Bye! 28 00:00:47,187 --> 00:00:48,625 [Marco] you�ll wanna get going because they are sl- 29 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:54,208 (gentle music) 30 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:00,166 (door clicks) 31 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:03,999 - [Ella] I can do it... (sighs) 32 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:07,083 (door thuds) I can do it. Can�t you see...? 33 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:08,750 - Mom? (Ella gasps) 34 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,583 - Lisa! (panting) - Are you okay? 35 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:15,458 - No. You almost gave me a heart attack. 36 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,958 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 37 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,583 - How are you, honey? (laughs) 38 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:22,208 You look tired. Did you get any sleep? 39 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,999 - I did. I - I - I got my run in. 40 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,624 - Oh. - I'm ready to hit the road. 41 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:27,958 - Good. - [Aldo] Is that Lisa? 42 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:31,208 - Of course it's Lisa. Who else would it be? 43 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,666 He talks like people come here. No one comes here. 44 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,749 - Dad, let me help you with that. 45 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:39,666 - No, no, no, no, no, no. I am an expert at this. 46 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,708 - If that slips, you're gonna fall down the stairs. 47 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,291 - Oh, good, then maybe he'll learn he can't do that. 48 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,124 - Do you hear her? 49 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:46,999 She wants me to fall down the goddamn stairs. 50 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:49,208 - I want you to do things right. 51 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:51,874 (Aldo groans) (luggage clattering) 52 00:01:51,916 --> 00:01:53,624 - [Aldo] There, I did it. 53 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,458 - Well, at least you're packed. 54 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:59,958 - [Aldo] Hey, I'm going to start walking too. Five miles a day. 55 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,708 - When? You barely walk five steps from the TV. 56 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,083 - [Aldo] After Christmas, eh? 57 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,416 When we come back, I'm going to walk. You'll see. 58 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:09,333 (Aldo chuckles) - [Lisa] Mm. - Don't hold your breath. 59 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:12,083 - Come, give Dad a hug. (chuckles) 60 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:14,208 - [Ella] I'll make coffee. 61 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,874 - Oh. 62 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:20,916 [Lisa] Actually, I'm off coffee since last month. Wine too. 63 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,708 - You must be a joy to be around. 64 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,624 - [Aldo] I think it's great. Good for you. 65 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:32,041 - Okay. Um, I'm gonna go take a shower. 66 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,875 (feet on stairs) 67 00:02:35,303 --> 00:02:37,041 (jacket rustling) 68 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:40,083 (cellphone ringing) (door closing) 69 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:43,791 (cellphone chimes and clicks) 70 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:46,416 Why are you FaceTiming me, Bill? 71 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,291 - [Bill] What? - Look at your phone. 72 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,416 - Oh shit, okay, yeah, 73 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,541 I'll call you right back. - No, no, no. 74 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:51,874 No, no, just hit... (cellphone chimes) 75 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:52,750 Oh shit. 76 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,083 (cellphone ringing) 77 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,291 (sighs) What's up? 78 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,833 - The first edition signed copy of "The Da Vinci Code," 79 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,499 is that yours or mine? - What? 80 00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:03,541 - I'm going through some stuff- 81 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,126 - [Lisa] I thought you were taking your stuff. 82 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:06,458 - [Bill] Right, I am, which is why I'm asking- 83 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,458 - Do you really think that I remember 84 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,416 who "The Da Vinci Code" belongs to after 20 years? 85 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,458 - I'm just making sure I don't take anything- 86 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,374 - Just keep it. 87 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:16,499 Just put it on a bookshelf in your new place. 88 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:18,624 I don't know, rip it up, burn it, I don't care. 89 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,124 - [Bill] Lisa... Seriously, Bill. Jesus. 90 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,666 It's just a book. 91 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:26,041 - Have you told your parents... I'll be right there! 92 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,624 I gotta go. - [Bill] Lisa... 93 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,666 Li-(finger taps) 94 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:33,708 (cellphone thudding) 95 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,624 (Lisa groans) (cellphone ringing) 96 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:37,791 - What? - [Tano] Wow. 97 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:39,208 Sounds like you're having fun. 98 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,999 - Oh, sorry. Tano, I thought you were Bill. 99 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:44,541 - I'm glad I'm not. You okay? 100 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,291 - Yeah, I'm fine. 101 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,291 - Mom and Dad, okay? 102 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,625 - Yeah, they're great. I just wanna get on the road. 103 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:50,333 - Good luck with that. 104 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:51,499 When I was home a month ago, 105 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:52,874 it took me an hour to get 'em in the car 106 00:03:52,916 --> 00:03:53,791 just to go to dinner. 107 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,666 - They're slowing down, especially Mom. 108 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,416 - Have you told 'em about Bill yet? 109 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,083 - [Lisa] Nope. - Good. Don't. 110 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,874 - What do you mean? I have to. 111 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:02,999 - Why? Have they asked about him? 112 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:04,833 - No, they never ask about him. 113 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,041 - Well, I wouldn't tell 'em. 114 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:07,833 - 'Cause you never tell 'em anything. 115 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,541 - And it's worked out pretty well for me so far. 116 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,166 - [Lisa] Has it, T? You're 55. 117 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:11,999 You still haven't told 'em. 118 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,499 Nisha's coming back for Christmas. 119 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:15,249 - Okay, I gotta go! I'll see you tonight! 120 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,708 Love you! 121 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,916 - You didn't tell them I'm coming? 122 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,791 - I want it to be a surprise. 123 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,791 - Well, we could really surprise them 124 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,083 and stop off in Las Vegas and get married. 125 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,083 - Yeah. Right. 126 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,416 (engine starting) 127 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,208 - [Lisa] Okay, let's have some breakfast, then we'll hit the road. 128 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,666 (conservative news chattering on TV) - We don't eat now. It's too early. 129 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:42,749 - Early? It's 9:30! 130 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:44,999 - I eat breakfast on the road. That's how I do it. 131 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:49,874 - [Ella] I am at an age when my back goes out more than I do. 132 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:51,291 (Ella laughs) 133 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,958 You know you're getting old 134 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,833 when the candles cost more than the cake. (laughs) 135 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:57,333 - What are you reading, Mom? 136 00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:01,958 - My friend Jan sends me such funny jokes on my email. 137 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,666 Why are you taking the yolks out? 138 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:04,916 - Egg white scramble. 139 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,708 Tons of protein. Zero fat. 140 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,083 - Good, good. Keep it up. 141 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:11,499 You look great. 142 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:15,458 - There he goes. I told you, don't comment on her weight! 143 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,833 - What? I did not... Why? 144 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:19,124 - Because you said it damaged you. 145 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,124 - [Lisa] Yeah, when I was little. 146 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,083 - You were too goddamn sensitive. 147 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:27,333 - You told me to go on a diet in fourth grade. 148 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:28,291 - You were fat! 149 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,249 - I was 10. 150 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:31,583 And I wasn't fat. 151 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,666 - Of course you weren't. 152 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:38,166 And now look, she's too skinny, wasting perfectly good food. 153 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:43,208 (spatula hitting the counter) (food sizzling) (TV chattering) 154 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,166 - There. Happy? 155 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:48,749 - Oh, I don't know why you always need to be so dramatic. 156 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:50,583 - It's a mystery. 157 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,291 (tablet chimes) 158 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:57,041 - Oh, look! We have a Christmas card from Dino. 159 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:59,666 - From Dino? Hey, bring it here! 160 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,249 - Yes, sir. 161 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:02,333 (Ella groans) 162 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,291 - That hurts? 163 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,458 - Everything hurts. Everything. 164 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,291 All the time. 165 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,583 - You should see a doctor. 166 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:12,333 - I told her. She doesn't listen, the stubborn German. 167 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:13,958 - Be quiet. 168 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,083 We see too many doctors. That's all we do, is see doctors. 169 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,333 That's why I don't feel well. 170 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:20,833 Too many doctors. - Oh, oh, oh beautiful. 171 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,583 Beauty. What a beautiful family. 172 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,583 - Kids are so big. - Oh god, 173 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,041 Dino's handsome, huh? 174 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,999 Hey, and tall. Look how tall he is. 175 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:31,624 - Dad, he's 45. He's been that tall for 30 years. 176 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,208 - Don't be such a battleaxe. 177 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,458 - Aldo. - Battleax. 178 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,041 - Let's call him. 179 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:38,166 - Why? What for? 180 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,291 - I want to thank him for the card. Where are you going? 181 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,166 - Outside. 182 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,666 - Say a hello to your brother, no? 183 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,958 - Mm, no thanks. I'm good. 184 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,999 - You know they don't talk. 185 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,749 - Why? Why. Why don't they talk? 186 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,541 - How would I know? 187 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:53,916 (Aldo sighs) - I think it's terrible. 188 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,124 - It is what it is, Aldo. 189 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,249 (cellphone clicking) 190 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:01,249 - Aldino! (laughs) It's Dad. 191 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:02,874 Hey, great Christmas card. 192 00:07:02,916 --> 00:07:05,416 Beautiful, beautiful. Call me! 193 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,791 (Aldo chuckles) 194 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,208 (cellphone clicks) 195 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,083 He's not there. 196 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,583 (playful music) 197 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,624 (fork scraping) 198 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:19,250 (playful music) 199 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,125 (eggs landing on the plant) 200 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:25,874 (Lisa sighs) 201 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:28,500 (playful music) 202 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:33,750 (cellphone chimes) 203 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,416 (playful music continues) 204 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,375 (cellphone chimes) 205 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,083 (gentle music) 206 00:07:51,568 --> 00:07:53,771 (door closing) - Okay, guys, we really 207 00:07:53,813 --> 00:07:55,624 have to get on the road. 208 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,124 - Relax. I'm waiting for a fax. 209 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,333 - Well, have 'em email it. 210 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,749 I can get it on my phone. - [Aldo] Don't tell me what to do! 211 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:02,916 You're a shit stirrer! 212 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,499 - Aldo. - I make the rules! 213 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,624 I live my life my way! 214 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,500 - No. No. 215 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,958 I will load the car. - I load the car. 216 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,499 - Okay, how about I bring the bags out to the car, 217 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:18,958 and then when you're ready, we can load it together? 218 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,208 - Let me help you. 219 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,458 - That's not happening, lady who can't lift her iPad. 220 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,958 (television chattering) 221 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:32,000 - Aldo, she flew all the way from New York just to drive us. 222 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:34,041 - We don't need her to drive us, huh? 223 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,083 I know what she's doing. 224 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,541 - What is she doing? 225 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,041 - Taking over. Huh? 226 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,249 Trying to make us old! She be home with her husband. 227 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,833 - [Ella] Since when do you give a damn about Bill? 228 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:49,000 (suitcase rolling) (mysterious music) 229 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:51,874 It's not going to fit. 230 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,499 - Of course it will fit. 231 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:54,916 - Where? 232 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:56,958 Why would you buy something so huge? 233 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,500 You're ridiculous. 234 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,416 (kiss smacks) 235 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:03,374 - [Young Lisa] Hey, Dad. Betsy's on the phone. 236 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:05,166 - Betsy? What the hell does she want? 237 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,000 - She says she needs to talk to you? 238 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,041 - What? 239 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,958 (kiss smacks) (Young Lisa groans) 240 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,041 - Why is Dad's secretary calling on a Saturday? 241 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,916 - I told you to watch your brothers 242 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:25,624 until it's time to get in the car. 243 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,916 - When is it going to be time? It's taking forever. 244 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,333 It's not fair. 245 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:32,249 - Well, I have news for you, Lisa. Life's not fair. 246 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:35,625 Now, get going or I'm going to cancel the whole damn trip! 247 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:39,624 (Ella sighs) 248 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,041 (luggage clattering) 249 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,083 - [Lisa] I hate this family. 250 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,583 - What else is new? 251 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,499 Here, Mom, let me help you. 252 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,833 - Oh. Thank you, Tano. 253 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:49,666 - What do you want, you just want 254 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,749 this big one on the bottom? 255 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,999 - [Young Ella] I guess. It's too big! 256 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,624 - [Young Tano] I don't know how it's gonna fit. 257 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,083 - Your father's crazy. - Come back here! 258 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,208 - [Young Marco] No! 259 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,541 - [Young Aldo] Because I'm going on vacation with my family. 260 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:07,583 I don't care how you feel. No, you listen to me. 261 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:14,125 (Young Dino and Young Marco laughing and sparring) 262 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,791 (luggage clatters) (cellphone ringing) 263 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,083 (Lisa sighs) 264 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,791 - Hey, Marco. - How's the drive? 265 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,583 - We're not on it yet. Dad's waiting for a fax. 266 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,749 - Who faxes anymore? Tell him to have 'em email me. 267 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:27,583 - I told him. 268 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,666 - Tell him if he doesn't leave now, he's gonna hit traffic. 269 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,708 - I told him! 270 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,583 - Tell him lobster ravioli's on the table at seven. 271 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,999 If he's not here, he's shit outta luck. 272 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,958 - Oh! I think we may have a winner. 273 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,374 But just so you know, this show should never go on tour. 274 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:46,958 They are old, they are crabby, they overpack, and- 275 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,291 - [Marco] Lisa? 276 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,416 - They... [Marco] Lisa. 277 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,833 - God, Mom can't even move. 278 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,625 Dad is a... [Marco] Lisa! 279 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,708 - You know what? They should just stay in Vegas. 280 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,249 And have people come see them, like Cirque du Soleil. 281 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,958 - Relax. They have their room here. 282 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,208 The kids love them visiting. 283 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:06,166 - People need to stop telling me to relax. I can't relax. 284 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,166 I'm with Mom and Dad. 285 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,291 - For one day! 286 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,499 They're here for an entire week, 287 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,999 just like every Christmas for the last 18 years, 288 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:14,333 and they're fine, okay? 289 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:17,208 It is fine! It will be fine! 290 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,083 - Yeah. 291 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:30,916 Totally fine. (sighing) 292 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,416 (Christmas music playing) (Manuela humming) 293 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:36,291 (door clacks) 294 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,999 - I thought you were going for a run? 295 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,874 - Changed my mind. Going to work. 296 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:40,958 - On Christmas Eve? 297 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,916 - Billions of people around the world 298 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,374 work on Christmas Eve, Manu. 299 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:47,249 - Because they have to. The restaurant's closed. 300 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,250 (feet on the stairs) 301 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,249 What happened? 302 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,458 - Nothing fucking happened- 303 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,666 - Don't say that word in front of the Christmas tree. 304 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,374 - Why not? It's a goddamn tree. 305 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,958 It can't hear me. 306 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,708 - Oh my gosh, Dad, can you swear any more? 307 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,958 - Dad's having a Christmas meltdown. 308 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,291 - You think this is funny? 309 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,041 - Kind of. 310 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:08,708 - Gia, take your brother, buy your gifts. Go. 311 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:18,166 And you, whatever made you how you are right now, fix it. 312 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:20,208 I don't want anger at the table tonight. 313 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:22,875 It's Christmas Eve. 314 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,333 Did you hear me? 315 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:30,958 - Yes. 316 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:39,333 - Heya, Dad. Mom's an 8 out of 10 on the mad scale. 317 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,833 - [Marco] Think you're right, buddy. 318 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,416 Let's go call Grandpa. Come on. 319 00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:50,500 (playful music) 320 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,291 (Lisa sighs) 321 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,791 - [Aldo] Lisa! (cellphone clatters) 322 00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,874 Come on, we gotta go! Marco's making ravioli. 323 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,124 - Oh, what's with all the coats? 324 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,083 - Open the backdoor. 325 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,208 - Okay, calm down. - Come on, open the damn door. 326 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,374 - All right. (Aldo grunts) 327 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,166 My hat. Take my hat. 328 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,708 Eh... there. There. 329 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,291 - Did you get your fax? 330 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,208 - Nah, they will email it. 331 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,249 - Oh, what a great idea. (Aldo sighs) 332 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,249 - Go help your mother, huh? 333 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,249 She takes 10 hours to get in the car. 334 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,583 - Because she can't move, Dad. She's in pain. 335 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,208 God, have some empathy. 336 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,625 - Some what? 337 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:28,833 - Oh, let me help you with this. 338 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,958 It's heavy. - No, no, no. I will do it. 339 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,375 - Okay, do it. 340 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,625 (footsteps thud) 341 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,541 (playful music) 342 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,666 - Goddammit! Lisa! 343 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:43,833 Lisa! 344 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,166 (door thuds) (Aldo sighs) 345 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,000 - Mom! 346 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,208 A miracle has happened! 347 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,041 Dad's ready, the car's packed! 348 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,708 Mom, you upstairs? 349 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,500 (door clacks) 350 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,541 Mom. Mom! 351 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,999 Mom! (Ella gasps) 352 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,541 - Ow, you're hurting me. - Oh, Jesus, I thought... 353 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,625 What are you doing? 354 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,708 - What? I came up to read, I- 355 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:15,125 I hate all of that shouting on the TV. 356 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:18,458 I must have fallen asleep. 357 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,458 - Okay. 358 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,833 Well, we're going. 359 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,291 Ready for a road trip? 360 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,541 - Alright. 361 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:29,999 - Do you need help? 362 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,083 - No, I'm fine. 363 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,958 - Get your butt out of the bed. 364 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,041 - Oh, I will. I will. 365 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,166 (nostalgic music) 366 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,208 (door clacks) 367 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,291 (Ella chuckles) 368 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:47,083 (Lisa inhaling and exhaling) 369 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:55,333 (nostalgic music) 370 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,416 - [Young Lisa] You! - [Young Dino] You! 371 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,416 - [Young Lisa] You! - You! 372 00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,249 - You! - YOU! 373 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,875 - Ahhh, stop it right now. Get in the car. 374 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,374 - Him first. 375 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:04,666 - Not the middle! 376 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:05,875 Not the middle! - Lisa. 377 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,416 - Mom, I'm older. 378 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,874 - Exactly. So act like it for God's sake. 379 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:11,791 - I hate being in the middle! 380 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,041 - Come on. In. 381 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:14,916 Hurry up. 382 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,166 (car seat thudding into place) 383 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,500 Okay. 384 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,117 (Young Ella sighs) (car door closes) 385 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,291 Here we go. 386 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,083 (gentle music) 387 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,625 - [Aldo] Lisa! (door slamming) 388 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,708 Lisa! 389 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,208 What the hell is wrong with you? You don't hear me calling? 390 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,749 - Oh my god! No, I didn't! 391 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,375 Hard to believe! 392 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,874 Mom's coming. She fell asleep. 393 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:37,958 Did you pack the car up? 394 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,499 - No, no. I need help lifting the suitcase! 395 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:42,833 - So it's a good thing I'm here, right? To help you? 396 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,499 - I could have gotten someone. 397 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,749 - But you didn't have to because I am here, 398 00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:50,166 and that makes you so happy and grateful, right, Dad? 399 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:54,249 You can say it. "I'm so happy Lisa is here." 400 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,874 - Go, go. - "To help me." 401 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:58,208 Okay. - Go on. 402 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,000 - Come on. (Aldo sighs) 403 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,625 (door thudding downstairs) 404 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,791 (Ella crying) 405 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:17,583 (Ella continues crying) 406 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,208 - God, I can't live like this. 407 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,958 (Ella crying) 408 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,541 Just let me die. 409 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:33,708 Please. 410 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,666 Please let me die. 411 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,374 (Ella heavily breathing) 412 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,750 - [Grandma] Stop acting so spoiled. 413 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,833 You have arms and legs that work... 414 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,291 Do you know how many don�t? 415 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:52,916 - Grandma! 416 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,583 Grandma. 417 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,958 (Ella gasps and sighs) 418 00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,916 - Let�s go. 419 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,958 Your family is waiting. 420 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,000 (Ella cries) 421 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,916 (Ella sighs) 422 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,166 (Ella gasps) 423 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,083 (both grunting) 424 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,791 (Aldo laughs) - We did it! 425 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,583 - Great. - [Ella] Oh god. 426 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,291 If you two are getting along, the world must be ending. 427 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,916 - Nothing's ending, Mom. It's all good. 428 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,249 Here we go, madame. 429 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:30,916 (car door clicks) 430 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,499 (luggage clattering) 431 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,375 - Wha-no. 432 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,708 God forbid, he would lift a finger to help me. 433 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,916 - Well, you don't need him. I'm right here. 434 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,749 - What, so you're on his side now? 435 00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:45,666 - No, Mama, I'm not on anyone's side. 436 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,000 Hey, you, no. Uh-uh. 437 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,499 I drive. - What? 438 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,791 - I came here to drive you to L.A. That means I drive. 439 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,499 - Great, great, great. 440 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,833 I will ride in the back like a gentleman. 441 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,541 - Good to know he can still do something like a gentleman. 442 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,624 (playful music) 443 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,249 (door thudding) 444 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,874 Five hours. 445 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,625 (trunk thudding) 446 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:07,666 Fuck. 447 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:12,041 (alarm dinging) Oh. We're outta gas. 448 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,208 - Oh, for God's sake. 449 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,333 I thought you were going to fill it up yesterday? 450 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,208 - So we stop. Big deal. 451 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,083 Not here. 452 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,916 Closer to the highway. - What's the difference? 453 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,208 - I like the one near the highway. 454 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,041 - You should have taken it there yesterday. 455 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,958 - It's alright, Mom. Just tell me where to turn. 456 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,958 - Get to the left. - Not yet. It's up farther. 457 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,124 - But it's on the left, 458 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,291 and she needs to be in the left lane. 459 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,333 - Dino. It's Dad. 460 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:39,708 I left you a message. We're on our way to Los Angeles. 461 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,083 Call me. 462 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:44,374 - [Lisa] So. You guys are going to Dino's on Christmas Day? 463 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,958 - Who knows? - Of course we'll go. 464 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,041 We always go. 465 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,624 - Well they haven't invited us. - Invite, my ass. 466 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:52,041 I'm his father. Don't make problems. -Stop! 467 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,125 I'm not making problems. (cellphone ringing) 468 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,083 - Oh, it's Bill. - Oh, don't answer it, Mom. 469 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,416 I'll call him back. 470 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,749 - [Bill] Uh... Hello? - [Lisa] Shit. 471 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,791 Bill? Hi! 472 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,249 - [Bill] Hey, are we still doing that call with the lawyers- 473 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,208 - Uh - honey, you�re-I'm in the car with Mom and Dad. 474 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,166 You're on speakerphone. 475 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,291 - Hi, Bill. Hi, Bill! 476 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,416 - Mom's saying hi. 477 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,250 Bill, can you hear me? Say hi! 478 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,166 - [Bill] Hi. - [Aldo] Here, here! 479 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,749 It's here. - I see it, Dad. 480 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,625 - You turn here! 481 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,416 - Can I wait for the cars to pass 482 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,958 or do you want me to plow right through them? 483 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,291 - Go, go, go! 484 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,708 (tires screeching) 485 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,749 (tires screeching) 486 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:35,874 - Oh, sorry, Mom. 487 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:36,916 - It's okay. 488 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,999 (car doors opening) (alarm dinging) 489 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:39,208 - I pump the gas. 490 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,125 - Fine! Pump the gas. 491 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,583 (car doors thudding) 492 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,333 Fucking narcissist. 493 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:47,583 Sorry about that. - [Bill] Are you kidding? 494 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,458 Putting me on speaker with your mom? 495 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,041 - [Lisa] She answered my phone. 496 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,625 - Have you told 'em yet? - Which part? 497 00:19:55,791 --> 00:20:00,291 Us getting divorced or, uh, me losing my job? 498 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,041 - Lisa, I know how hard this must be- 499 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,083 - No, you have no idea. 500 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,874 I cannot drown them in my river of shit right now. My mom is sick. 501 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,249 - She sounded fine just now. 502 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,416 - Well, half an hour ago, I thought she was dead. 503 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,583 - What? - Yeah, I walked 504 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:17,541 into the bedroom, she was laying there, and I thought... 505 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,333 - Lisa, God, I'm so sorry. 506 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,874 - [Lisa] I know. Thank you. 507 00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,124 - But that doesn't have any bearing 508 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,624 on what we're doing... Yeah, it has bearing. 509 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,333 It has tons of bearing. 510 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:31,249 You know, my mom is - is old enough to die of natural causes, 511 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,583 and my life is still a fucking train wreck. 512 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,499 I mean, it wasn't - it wasn�t supposed to be like this, you know? 513 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,999 You and I, we were supposed to be settled, and happy- 514 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:41,833 - I know. - And here it is, 515 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,499 Christmas Eve, and I'm with my mom and dad, 516 00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:46,749 and we're in the middle of fucking nowhere. 517 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,416 - And I'm in the middle of our apartment, alone, 518 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,833 trying to separate you from me, 519 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:56,541 and... I don't know if any of this shit's even mine. 520 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,791 (Lisa exhales) 521 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,416 - Okay, um... 522 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,541 Really? Okay. 523 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,833 All right, the desk in the bedroom, 524 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,083 the gray chair in the living room, 525 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,749 the TV, the stereo, the �Blue Boy�... 526 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:14,041 Oh wait, and the first edition "Da Vinci Code." 527 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,416 - Wait, I thought you said that- 528 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,583 - Yeah, I bought that for you 529 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,124 on our anniversary at The Strand, 530 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,916 and afterwards, we went to Union Square Cafe. 531 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,166 And you said... 532 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:26,583 (gentle music) 533 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,916 - That when we had a kid, we'd have to name it Leonardo. 534 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:29,791 - Yeah. 535 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,208 Yeah, remember? 536 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,625 Even if it was a girl. 537 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,625 - I can't believe I forgot that. 538 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,791 - Yeah, maybe that's what I'm for, huh? 539 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,374 Remembering what you forget. 540 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,083 - I think you're right. 541 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,458 We should try therapy. (engine starting) 542 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,916 - No fucking way. 543 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,708 - What? - I gotta go. 544 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:53,583 - Lisa! 545 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,374 - Get in. - Get out. 546 00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,874 - Get in the goddamn car. 547 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:02,124 - No. I came here to drive you. 548 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,291 - Who told you to do that? 549 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,083 - Marco told me, Tano told me, 550 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,708 and if Dino cared about you, he would've told me. 551 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,166 Dad, you drove your car off the road last week. 552 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,374 - At night. I can't see in the dark. 553 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,333 It's day. Get the goddamn car. 554 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,125 - No. 555 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,208 - Then get a ride to the airport. 556 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,916 - [Ella] What are you doing? Stop it! - [Lisa] Asshole! 557 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:21,416 - Dad! Hey! 558 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,708 Stop! Stop! 559 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,041 Hey, stop! My purse is in there! 560 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,833 I'm gonna call the cops! 561 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,249 Stop! 562 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:31,916 (tires screeching) Ugh! 563 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:34,958 (car door opening, beeping, slamming) 564 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,083 Jesus H. Christ. 565 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,749 - My hat. Don't crush my hat. 566 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,749 - Oh, I will crush your hat. I will rip it to shreds. 567 00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:42,999 - You are mentally unstable. 568 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,916 - Yeah, it must be hereditary. 569 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:50,499 - Honey, stop worrying. Your dad is a very good driver. 570 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:51,750 (Aldo chuckles) 571 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,166 - Oh, no, no, no. No Fox News. (obnoxious man�s voice blaring through radio) 572 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,374 I- I swear, I will jump out the fucking window! 573 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:59,374 (lyrical song plays) 574 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:01,333 - Dean Martin again? 575 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,708 - I love Dean Martin. (chuckles) 576 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,666 - I know you love Dean Martin. 577 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:09,999 - I saw him live at The Sands, 1967. 578 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:11,833 (Aldo chuckles) 579 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:15,999 ? Magic that you do ? 580 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,166 (Ella and Aldo sighing) 581 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:23,083 - '67. When I went to the first car show. Remember, El? 582 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,666 - I wasn't there. I was home with Tano. 583 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,958 He was a toddler, remember? 584 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,458 - And I was out in the world, making things happen. 585 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:33,708 - "Making things happen." As always. 586 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,999 - What the hell does that-? 587 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,291 - You know. You know. 588 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,750 (Ella sighs) 589 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,458 (engine starting) 590 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,541 Anyone want some apple? I have some very nice apple. 591 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,375 [Young Ella] for you children. 592 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:55,166 - Remember that trip we took to Florida that Easter? 593 00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:58,000 - I'm so sorry I didn't get a chance to talk to Bill. 594 00:23:58,291 --> 00:23:59,416 How is he? 595 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,291 - Okay. 596 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,083 - How is his sister doing 597 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,666 with that Oriental girl she adopted? 598 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:05,875 - Her daughter? 599 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,749 They're fine. They're doing fine. 600 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:10,458 - Well, she's not really her daughter. 601 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,041 - Yes, she is, Mom. That's what adoption means. 602 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:16,499 And she's not, she's not Oriental. She's not a rug. 603 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,458 She's Asian. - Asian, I know. 604 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,666 That�s - they want us to say that now. 605 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:25,458 And African American, and Latinx. Whatever that means. 606 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,416 - Goddamn liberals. 607 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,583 - I've been saying Oriental my whole life. 608 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:29,624 - Damn right. 609 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,208 - People have been saying kraut 610 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,708 all their lives, Mom, and Nazi. 611 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,958 What about dago, Dad? Or WOP? 612 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,541 - Knock it off! - Stop! Stop! 613 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,458 (tires screeching) - Oh my god, we're gonna die. 614 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,499 - Stop talking nonsense. 615 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:43,125 - Aldo, be careful. 616 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:47,041 ? There go the raindrops ? 617 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,875 - [Ella] Who wants some apple? 618 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,999 I cut up a very nice apple. 619 00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:56,375 (fun music riff) 620 00:24:57,416 --> 00:25:01,083 ?? ?? 621 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:06,041 ? Air outside is starting to feel like it might collide ? 622 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:10,749 ? With everything I know as true ? 623 00:25:10,791 --> 00:25:15,708 ? But that's yesterday news ? 624 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:19,041 ? I used to think I knew my surroundings ? 625 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,499 ? That the road was flat, but the earth was round ? 626 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:25,958 ? The sky was blue ? 627 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,874 ? I trusted you ? 628 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:34,916 ? And then the level tipped to the right ? 629 00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:37,291 ? Ah ? 630 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:42,333 ? And I was left all alone in the fight ? 631 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,583 ? Ah ? 632 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:52,958 ? Stuck in the middle, stuck in the middle ? 633 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,083 ? Stuck in the middle of a sea of righteous indignation ? 634 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:05,666 (lively music) 635 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:11,166 ? The water rises each and every day ? 636 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:14,833 ? Washing all our critical thoughts away ? 637 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,791 ? Alas ? 638 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:21,391 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44835

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