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Like every young girl, I dreamt of love.

- Are you coming? - Yes.

But that dream didn't last very long.

Alright, cuties...

- I got the holiday lights out. - Everything I do is wrong.

- We just discussed it differently. - I don't give a shit.

Where's the fire extinguisher...

My parents liked to fight at Christmas.

But preferably every day.

...the first to leave.

That made my sister cold and resentful.

Santa Clause won't come with that noise.

Santa Clause doesn't exist.

And it made me depressive.

Phillip's parents never argued.

My best friend was always there for me. Always.

You know why? Because you're utterly neurotic.

There's never any fun with you.

And while my faith in love shrunk further...

I grew taller and taller.

Valentine's day is a wonderful tradition for the Americans.

But in my opinion it's an invention by the gift card industry.

A young man from a different cultural group,

approaches you with an open heart.

And you set the bouquet on fire and nearly burn our school down.

But I didn't know the roses were sprayed with clear lacquer.

It's an old remedy to make roses last longer.

So?

Hey.

In contrast to myself... Phillip believed in love.

You're the only person I know with an ironed handkerchief.

And... you're the only one who knows about it.

And that was the big misunderstanding in our friendship.

He thought his love for me would be enough for both of us.

But that wasn't the case.

After that I decided never to lose a friend because of love again.

What's wrong?

It's just that you're so pretty.

Friendship is gold and relationships are tin.

Guys... that will be the slogan for our apartment.

Friendship is gold and relationships are tin.

HELLO AGAIN

Miss Schwarz.

- What's with your mailbox? - It's currently a bit complicated.

Every police report says: Full mailboxes attract burglars.

You might as well put a key under the door mat.

If you don't empty the mailbox today, I will be forced to break it open.

- I'm sorry. - This is a housing cooperative.

We're a community.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED

What?

They're getting married in 12 hours.

Who is that?

My best friend from kindergarten, the nicest person I know.

That's your best friend? You've never mentioned him.

Man, he's my oldest friend then.

I have to be the first there,

look into his eyes and ask him if he's absolutely sure.

On his wedding day... That might be a bit too late?

I can't let him... Rush headlong into his own doom.

Then... call him.

I don't have his current phone number.

- Then go there. - I might... also not know where he lives.

- His mom wouldn't tell me either. - Why not?

Because we... we both... a long time ago we were like this.

- And then we... - You were like this with whom?

We did... we were... It's way too...

- It's too complicated for you, Patrick. - Why?

- Do you need the apartment key? - Yes.

Why are they all staring like this?

Maybe it's because you've had a thing going on with almost everyone here?

I'm working on a new mindset, okay.

My new me and me...

we're going home now...

and we'll go to bed early.

Have fun.

Tomorrow... on a wedding day... driving there...

- I see at least three obstacles... - Anton, silent unicorn.

This wedding is the beginning of the end.

They both studied dentistry. Her dad owns a huge doctor's surgery.

She buys him. He thinks it's his true love.

But whoever gives up freedom for security will lose both in the end.

- That's Benjamin Franklin. Come on. - Man, she's a sadist.

Heads-up, it will hurt a little.

This one wasn't loose.

- The one next to it was. - Cry me a river.

I have to save him from her.

- Maybe he doesn't want to be saved. - Anton...

If you don't help me, I'll never lie for you again when your mom calls.

I'll never act as an affair anymore, if you can't break up with a girlfriend.

And I will never...

- Epilepsy? - Narcolepsy. He'll wake up in a bit.

Would it be okay if I said no?

No.

I will always be there for you.

Shit.

- Already up? - The ceremony starts at 11:00, man.

I don't need coffee.

Zazie, this is a one-way street.

- Zazie, this is a one-way street. - Yes, it doesn't matter.

Anton, stay awake.

- Could you please try to stay awake? - Could you please try to stay calm?

Thus you are now married by law.

Shit.

Are you invited?

Yes. I pulled the invitation out of my mailbox yesterday.

- Do you have a present? - Can I add to yours?

No. I've worked on this for several hours.

- A glass of champagne? - Thanks. We're trying to get pregnant.

You too, honey.

Well. Do you want to congratulate Phillip?

Please use both sets of stairs.

The ones in the front and in the back at the bathrooms.

Zazie, have you had anything to eat yet?

- I'll do that. - Or you could simply drink less.

Hello.

- Can I add to your gift? - Thanks.

I'm out, because I made the picture theme.

- On my own. - Exactly.

- It's true, isn't it? - Ok, see you later.

Lots of men here today.

Yes, I heard the bridesmaids are still available.

- Hi. - Zazie.

- You got married. - Yes.

Well, congratulations on your wedding...

all the best, with love, health, kids... all of it.

- Thanks. Thanks. - Yes, that's my good friend, Anton.

Alright, then... take care. I was her good, good friend too once.

Alright, hand around her waist.

- Can I clear this table? - No.

Look love-struck.

Very nice. Eyes on me. Look at me.

We were like siblings and his...

parents took me to a ski... skiing vacation along with them and then...

his dad got buried under an avalanche.

Good, good... The best moment of your life again.

This is so nice.

- Thanks. - Slowly.

Hello. Bride or groom?

I took the groom's virginity.

In that case you're probably sitting at that table with...

- Second one in the front right. - Thank you.

This one I think. Here it says "Zazie".

- Hello. - Hello.

- Am I "guest"? - Yes, you are guest.

- Hey, I'm Felix. - Melanie.

I was in the amphibian project with Phillip.

One of the bridesmaids. Sadly we're only four today.

We freed amphibians together and brought them to a natural reserve.

The fifth one has the chickenpox at 26. It's disgusting.

- She keeps scratching herself sore. - Please take your seats, everyone.

Here comes the bride.

Okay, you two, come straight to the stage, please.

And sit down. Awesome.

I haven't introduced myself yet.

I'm Leonie. I'm the bride's best friend...

And her bridesmaid on this special day...

that smells so wonderful like strawberries.

before they bring in the cake in a moment,

I was thinking, we should play a little game...

to find out how well you actually know each other.

Let's begin.

Which one of you two... is the better cook?

So... no agreement here. Next question:

Which one of you two takes out the trash?

The first agreement.

Which one of you two... tells the better jokes?

The better jokes... that's a good question.

How cute... Applause!

they both think the other one is funnier, it's so cute.

Mom, no.

This is a disaster.

The only fact that you agree on is that she takes out the trash.

That's catastrophic. You can still revoke the wedding.

You don't have to go through with it. Please think about it.

I know how cruel it is to never agree on anything.

Take my parents...

It's so sad.

- Look, you're like those... - Zazie.

- ...sugar figures... - Do something.

...on a three layer cake... not so tight.

That's...

Is he dead?

Oh dear.

It's best if you left now.

That's disgusting.

I am so, so sorry.

Zazie.

Please open the door immediately.

I think I have to throw up again.

Tell me, what was that all about?

Are you serious?

At some point in your life you must've suffered some massive damage.

I ask you to leave this wedding immediately and to never come back.

- If you leave, I'll come out. Not before. - Yes, with pleasure.

And scrape the cake off from your housemate.

No big deal.

It's different in another universe. There are millions of universes.

That would be nice.

Come on, lie down.

I'm sorry I freaked out and that you fell in the cake.

I rarely fall that softly.

- Thanks for coming along. - I was glad to.

As long as I don't have to go to another wedding with you.

I promise.

Anton.

Did you undress me yesterday?

I was so drunk after the wedding and then you put me to bed caringly.

- What, what, what? - That's so not like you.

The wedding is today.

What did you just say?

You asked me to go to the wedding with you yesterday.

Will you turn the lights off?

Already up?

- The ceremony starts at 11:00. - Tell me... did I dream that?

Or were you at my bed shortly after 5:00 am and claimed...

that I had undressed you?

- Must've been a nightmare. - A nightmare... in which I undress you.

- Zazie, this is a one-way street. - I'll drive carefully.

- Why are you breathing so weirdly? - To calm you down.

So you don't fall asleep.

As if I fell asleep on a moving Vespa.

I've been working on this stupid screw for three minutes now.

I won't leave my cake alone. Send someone with a tool kit to me.

Are you invited?

Hello. Somebody home?

God, did you take something?

- Did you work several hours on that? - Yes. I did.

Anton, come.

I have a feeling I've seen all of this before... lived it... seen it.

The figures on the cake, my sister's gift...

- I have no idea how it works... - Stop. Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Better?

No.

Good, good, good... The best moment of your life again.

Alright... hands around her waist.

Hello. Bride or groom?

This is where we sit.

- I'm "guest"? - Yeah, right.

Hello, hi. I'm Melanie. I'm one of...

...The bridesmaids. You're only four. The fifth one has the chickenpox?

Yeah right, she keeps scratching herself sore.

Please take your seats, everyone.

Here comes the bride.

- Bride or groom? - Are you invited?

Everything okay?

- I'm crazy. - They all go crazy on weddings.

So much pressure. Expectations are too high.

What am I supposed to do now?

Calm down?

Is this seat still available?

Hello Zazie. It's great that you got my invitation.

So it came from you?

- What's up? - Zazie. What is she doing here?

What is she doing here? Did you know she would come?

- Could I talk to you for a moment? - Yeah...

Hi Zazie, hi Phillip. Can I take a quick picture of you?

She hasn't talked to Phillip for four years.

Leave me alone now... you really... I reject all of that, like Teflon.

Thank you.

I wanted to ask you, if you're really sure?

You're 24. Most people at that age don't even know what to study.

And I'm already done with studying.

That was quick.

- I have asked her about it. - Drugs? Drugs!

we... we saw each other everyday or talked to each other.

And then we had this one night together and... you were gone.

- Was it that bad? - No.

No, it was very nice actually.

You were my second big loss in life.

But I'm still here.

I just got married.

The next act was thought up for the groom by our wonderful bride.

It's a little dancing performance for which she recorded herself.

Ant shit.

We're allowing ourselves to dance to it, so... let's go.

Music.

Could you please tell me what to do?

Nothing. Just smile.

What the hell.

It's 10:15. Don't we have to leave?

I think I need to tell you something.

I slept with him. And never got in touch with him again - with Phillip.

- The groom. - Exactly, and...

I didn't want to lose my best friend so badly that I lost him.

That's what I thought.

Have you ever talked about it?

No.

I think, in that case, today isn't the best day to talk.

Probably not.

Would you rather... just leave then?

And you discuss that in a quiet moment.

That's the point. I can't leave. I have to do something here.

Man!

Okay. Suggestion:

You just act like a normal person.

Do you think you can manage that?

- Yes, I do. - Yes?

We just sit here and enjoy the celebration.

You know... I don't actually like weddings.

I'm a child of divorce.

I had exactly the same children's room at both of my parents.

Exactly the same.

Only my teddy bear Lorie was unique.

I was so scared of forgetting him at one of the two places,

that I took him everywhere.

Take a look.

Isn't he cute?

Would you excuse me again.

Zazie.

It's different in another universe. There are millions of universes.

Emergency service psychiatry, hello.

I'm at a wedding and...

first I thought it was just a dream, but now I'm sure I was here before.

Do you feel threatened by the situation?

No, it... I'm more confused.

I'm sorry but we need to keep the line open for emergencies.

What?

- I can't breathe. - It's okay.

I can't breathe.

- Phillip is... he's like a brother to me. - Oh God. Oh no.

I really love him but is it enough? Is it enough for a whole lifetime?

Is it really enough for a whole lifetime?

Jaw.

It's too late to change anything today.

She's the prettiest woman at the wedding.

Well, Melanie.

And then this guy sits down next to her, this...

- Anton. - Anton, yes.

She talks to him for 10 minutes, then he points to the door...

and she follows him.

No woman would stand up and follow me if I pointed to the door.

No one.

I passed my law exam with double digits, so...

Those two went to the bathroom together?

That's what I just tried to explain.

Not there. Not there, I'm ticklish there. I'm ticklish there.

- Anton, Melanie. - It's Zazie, shh.

I won't even bother you, just a little question.

Melanie, do you know where Franziska got her haircut this morning?

- Marlies Möller. - Marlies Möller...

Thanks for the info.

I LEFT WITHOUT YOU.

- If we put both of them... - Yes.

- Should we just... - Exactly.

Hello, Franziska.

- Wow, you look great. - Zazie.

Oh God, crazy, wow. It's been such a long time..

That's Mala's younger sister.

- What are you doing here? - How are you?

- Good. Oh God, big day. - Yes.

- Will you be there? - Yes. No.

I don't know. I don't know, maybe.

- I haven't seen Phillip in forever. - Just call him.

- Do you have his number? - No.

But I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to know if you're sure.

- Because it's not a small step... - You're so sweet. I'm absolutely sure.

And Phillip isn't like a brother to you? Is it enough for a lifetime?

At some point, kids will be involved and you won't be alone anymore.

You have to be absolutely sure when taking that step.

- Do you really love him, Franziska? - You really want to know.

He's got a heart of gold.

- And you never had any doubts? - I think you should leave now.

- Leave. I'm getting married in two hours. - Exactly. You can still back down.

When did you hit your head?

Unbelievable. It's still you. The young Zazie who doesn't get...

that none of the grown-ups want to play with her.

Heads-up, it will hurt a little.

You know what...

I knew that the tooth wasn't loose. I pulled it out on purpose.

Now get lost.

Alright.

Okay.

- Are you invited? - Yes, sadly.

By Phillip's mother, he doesn't want to see me.

Maybe I wouldn't have shown up then?

- Champagne? - No thanks, we're trying...

They're trying to get pregnant. Don't worry, they're both mine.

Zazie, you're drinking like a fish.

What's the plan here?

What plan?

Very nice. Eyes on me. Look at me.

Oh God, not yet.

What's "not yet"?

Never mind.

Zazie, what's she doing here?

It's disgusting. She keeps scratching...

Please take your seats, everyone.

The first agreement. Applause.

Which one of you tells... the better jokes.

How cute.

This is a disaster.

The only fact that you agree on is the fact that... that you...

...that she takes out the trash. That's catastrophic.

You can still revoke the wedding.

- Please think about it. - Zazie.

I know how cruel it is to never agree on anything.

Take my parents...

I'm sorry. It's really him.

Those two sugar figures.

- Zazie. - She's crazy.

-Okay, Zazie. Put the figures back. - What's wrong with you?

- Zazie. - Press harder.

I hate her... so much.

- Harder! - Zazie, this is not okay.

Zazie.

Could you please just leave the stage.

Zazie, come down.

You leave now.

Alright, let's cut the wedding cake.

Yes.

- Yes? - Yes.

Do you have any idea how shitty it is to wake up...

way too early every morning.

My wall is shaking every morning.

That's not true anymore.

I'm studying, well-behaved.

And also, in case you didn't notice, I've been abstinent for four weeks.

Four weeks.

The one today had to be saved.

She looked at me like the dogs in an animal shelter:

Please take me with you.

She was so empty energetically. Like a corpse. I had to revive her.

I would've felt bad if I hadn't shared some love with her.

She would've died.

You're really nuts.

And I don't feel good today, or whatever.

Patrick, I'm sorry.

How about calling him tomorrow and... simply apologize?

He will never forgive me.

I bet he will.

I would forgive you.

- Seriously? - Seriously.

- You - Franziska?

- Oh God. - Did you and Patrick just...

I'll leave now. You won't tell him anything.

- It was you? - Zazie, can we agree on that?

- I couldn't talk about it. - I can't believe it.

- You wake me up every morning. - That's not funny!

You won't do anything.

- Nothing. - Why not?

- Because it's not your concern. - Phillip is the nicest person I know.

Okay, that's why you slept with him and never spoke to him again.

That's what you accuse me of?

You, who screwed my housemate till 5:00 in the morning.

What do you think men do for their bachelor party?

Not Phillip.

You don't know that and it's none of your business.

- What if it's my destiny to tell him. - Oh God, your destiny?

- Who do you think you are? - I have to tell him because of...

Enough.

You won't tell him anything.

- I will. - No.

- I will. - Stop it now.

So what now?

- You won't tell him anything. - He's my best friend since kindergarten.

You haven't seen each other for five years.

Oh shit.

Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. That was too much.

No!

- No. - Let go.

- What's going on here? - She's getting married today.

- You're getting married today? - Yes.

You won't tell him anything. Nothing. Now help me.

- What's going on here? - Dude, she's getting married today.

- Her? - She's been with me all night.

- That's Franziska. - Where is my stuff? Where?

On the couch. In my room... I think.

I promised to always be there for him.

Zazie, let them get married. That's their decision.

No!

- I can't find them. - Try the couch in the kitchen.

Now.

- What was that? - What's going on?

Dude!

Fuck!

Oh God.

Hi, I need a taxi. Eiffler-corner Schulterblatt. Now.

Now!

This can't be true. This can't be true!

I have to tell you something.

You do know who Franziska is, do you?

Yes, I know exactly who Franziska is.

She pulled my teeth out that weren't loose on purpose.

Okay, this may sound crazy,

but we got into a fight because she didn't want me to tell you something.

- Zazie... - I swear.

I would never lie to you.

I know that I mistreated you, but I would never lie to you, Phillip.

Yes.

Franziska couldn't do that either.

- She simply can't lie. - Yeah?

Alright, then...

Okay.

Franziska?

Baby? What are you doing here? You weren't supposed to come here...

I got a...

Mala's younger sister, right?

- Zazie. - You know exactly who I am.

We saw each other in my apartment after you screwed my housemate.

- What? - Yeah.

- Does that bite mark look familiar? - That's bullshit. I was here.

I was here all night.

I stayed here, we weren't out. Not for one second.

She's lying.

Okay, you probably drank all night. Breathe on him.

- Breathe on him. You must stink. - That's enough.

What's all of this? Are you doing it with her again?

Is that why you're here? Why did you bring this maniac?

We haven't seen each other for years.

And suddenly she's in my room and tells me all of those things.

Man, Zazie.

Girl, you've really gone too far. I can't believe it.

Zazie.

I have to ask you this...

Do you take drugs?

If I take... Are you serious?

Don't laugh it away. Just say yes or no.

No.

I'm here for you.

Just tell the truth.

Where's Anton?

One of his girls was at the door, woke him up...

and then he had to take her to the park and...

picnic and champagne and all.

- That poor guy. - Yes.

- I'm sorry. - No problem.

Is everything okay with you?

- They're getting married. - Yes.

Do you know what I believe?

Most couples are getting married exactly when they should split up.

Before giving it too much thought, you just plan a wedding.

And before you get that weird feeling back... bam...

There's the first child. And the next.

And if everything falls apart it's because the kids were too exhausting.

- My mother... - And... it's not the fault of us kids.

The problem existed before us.

Yes.

- Did you blame yourself? - Yes.

Hey.

- That's Amy. - Hi.

- Did you fall down? - Hello.

- Yes, for a little while. - Hey.

Anton... Sorry for earlier. I didn't mean to take you by surprise.

I became euphoric because of the exam and...

It's alright.

No, it's not alright. I think we should talk about it, now.

21... 22... 23...

...24.

Anton. I wasn't even loud.

Could you tell him that it's over when he wakes up.

- With... with what? - With us as a couple.

You were a couple?

Well, we didn't register at the couple center but...

I assumed that we were.

Anton as well?

Maybe you ask him when he...

when he's awake.

What is even going on?

Anton...

Are you pretending to sleep?

- She was so nice. - I know.

Why don't you just say no to her from the beginning?

But you always do that, Anton.

You have to come up with something new, okay.

Don't you want to make some progress?

Just like you?

Okay, peace. Peace, peace...

- Peace. - Peace.

- Put that thing away. Peace. - Peace.

So come on now.

No, no, no. I'll fix that tomorrow.

Well.. I was thinking...

I'll start a YouTube channel...

in which I...

give advice to young men.

- That's... - For what?

I want them to realize that they don't have to do it.

Do what?

If I charmingly hold the door open for a woman,...

then she will think that I should be the father to her kids.

Yes, yes.

At least she will think that she has to sleep with you now.

That's the problem of the whole entirety of men.

Exactly that.

Yeah...

Not all of them. Well... maybe...

In any case I will shoot my videos in English...

because I want to reach out to all men worldwide who understand.

Who see it the same way.

The problem is all women in the world want to sleep with Patrick... but...

they renounce the problem solving conversations afterwards.

The projection is the problem.

Everyone sees what they want to see

but not me.

Well, I'm very sorry.

You said that ironically.

Right, Zazie?

I was thinking.

Yeah, you were thinking about some very evil shit.

- No. - Yes.

No.

You walk in on your housemate to film him.

Well, no. Usually not.

- That could've been on any day. - But it was today.

How can I see that?

That's a good point.

- Zazie? - I'll be back tomorrow.

Today on Saturday, April 27th...

It will be consistently sunny with only a few clouds...

The chances of rain are 0%.

You simply walk in on your housemate to film him.

Yes, always.

I knew that it was Franziska.

What am I supposed to do now?

That...

You have to decide.

Do you want to go away?

Where to?

Straight ahead?

Straight ahead. Straight ahead sounds great.

I would've gotten married today.

But you didn't get married.

Yes.

Maybe... I should've talked to her.

Because what if she hurts herself?

Phillip..

I was...

I know how badly I've treated you and I'm incredibly sorry.

But you don't have to look for a woman...

who will treat you badly your whole life because of that.

Zazie, you can't decide who you're going to love

- Hey. - Hey.

- I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

- I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry.

I don't want to lose you. I will never hurt you again.

- Never. - It's okay.

It's okay.

We're all going to meet upstairs on deck for a group photo.

Okay? Great. See you.

Zazie, are you awake?

I don't want to go there today. Is that okay?

Yes, that's totally okay.

I'm really bad with weddings anyway.

Should I get us something from the bakery?

No, thanks.

Really?

Really.

What's going on?

Anton?

Got some cigarettes and met Andrea in the hallway.

- Amy. - Oh, sorry.

Yeah, so... I tried calling you multiple times today.

- Actually... - Yes.

Because I wanted to ask you if we should go outside?

- Well, yeah. - Picnic in the park. Nice weather...

In fact, I don't quite know...

exactly...

what I want to do today.

And...

My friends...

We...

We're a great community.

And I...

I don't want you to start anything stupid, okay?

I have to go to study group now... And you'll come with me, Anton.

- Or you could stay here. - Please come with me, Anton.

Stay.

You can't do that to us, guys. Anton.

Yeah, what?

Patrick...

No, I will stay here.

- You just said no. - Yes.

Hello?

Okay.

That's the beginning of the end.

Will you tell me a story?

What exactly?

The first thing you remember.

Okay. The first thing I remember.

The soccer world cup '98. I'm three years old.

And I'm lying on the sofa with my parents.

Michael Owen has the ball.

And rushes over the entire field.

And scores the 2:1.

Will you tell me a story?

What exactly?

A story from when you were 5 years old.

Will you tell me a story?

What exactly?

A story from when you were 7 years old.

Why 7 years old?

We're a great community, you both know that.

I don't want it... I don't want it to break somehow.

No, I will stay here for a little longer.

Will you tell me a story.

What exactly?

A story from when you were 9 years old.

- Why 9 years old? - Just because.

Will you tell me a story?

What exactly?

A story from when you were 13 years old.

When I was 13 years old my parents got a divorce.

Is that why you can't say no?

Maybe.

That's why I love you so much.

I can't say no and you can't say yes.

We ordered a full bottle. Now the sun is out.

Everyone's coming upstairs and the bottle is empty?

- Maybe it was never full? - It was full!

Have you seen mom?

What are you doing here?

I'm not even here. Have you seen her?

I've seen her somewhere over there recently.

You could simply help your daughter. Those things have to go there.

Mom, could I please talk to you for a moment? Alone.

In my opinion those balloons won't fly anymore today.

I feel really sick and my heart is pounding out of my chest...

and I can't think straight anymore.

- Did something bad happen? - I slept with my housemate.

Well, not just once but over and over again...

and then he said to me... out of context... but he said...

This is why I love you so much.

And do you like him?

I don't know. A lot actually.

Then you're in love.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes, Zazie.

I'm sorry.

No.

What's no?

You can't sit with me now...

and apologize.

- But I am sorry. - But I'm not sorry.

It's not like... It's not how you think it is.

Crisis talk?

Guys, you slept with each other once and you already have a crisis talk?

It's not like I just started... liking you today.

It can't go well.

You know, Zazie...

What you're doing to me now...

is what I did to Amy.

It's just fair that it happens to me now as well.

French chansons?

Is that how deep down we are now?

That's too much.

If I go back to sleep now,

you will wake up in a few hours and ask me...

if we have to leave for the wedding.

You won't remember yesterday.

Or the day before.

Or the days before that.

That's so perverted.

Oh fuck.

Good morning, Franziska.

Do you want some tea as well?

Zazie?

How are you?

- You live here. - Yes.

- The two of you. - No. No, there's Anton, Patrick and me.

So we're three.

- Nice apartment. - Thanks.

You know I'm getting married today. Phillip invited you.

- His mother invited me. - His mother, oh.

I'm sure it will be a beautiful wedding.

So you're okay with me being here and then getting married?

Sure.

- Yes. - Yes?

- Totally. - You're quite liberal here.

Thank you.

You do realize what happened here?

- I was drinking all night... - Phillip loves you.

- And he will forgive you. - Why should he?

- I just know. - What? I'm standing in your kitchen...

I... I stink... of Sambuca, I...

was lying on your housemate until 5 minutes ago.

Why should he?

- Why? - That's none of my business.

Oh, fuck. Oh God, Franzi, you're so sleazy.

He would forgive you anything, Franziska.

Yes, that's exactly the point.

That's the problem. He's simply too good for me.

He deserves someone better than me.

I really love him. I love this guy. I love him, damnit.

But I don't deserve him. I simply don't.

How could I live up to him? How am I supposed to? I can't do it.

- I can't marry him. - Okay, okay.

You will pull yourself together. Pull yourself together.

You won't let Phillip down. And you will pull yourself together now, alright?

No.

- Yes. - No.

I know my feelings. I can't do it.

- Oh God. - What?

Where is my stuff?

But... You don't just blow it all off. You don't just blow it all off.

Good morning.

- Good cake. - Really?

I paid for all of this. All of it.

- What are you doing here? - Well, that's not needed anymore.

Where's dad?

He... When he heard that the wedding is off...

he met up with a friend to go fishing.

Is everything okay?

I was thinking...

if maybe I should get a small apartment.

- Who for? - For myself. Alone.

And where will we have Christmas?

I don't need to keep the house warm so you come by once a year...

to celebrate Christmas with us. Look at Franziska.

Some guests came all the way from New Zealand and she has the nerve...

- I'll never leave my room again. - ...to blow off the wedding.

- What? - You won't get it.

Already back?

Yes.

The bride canceled the wedding.

I believe he really loves her.

- It's not easy to find someone like that. - And you're not happy about that?

- Not really. - Didn't you want to save him?

Yes but maybe that's none of my business.

Did you switch bodies?

- You're asking if I switched bodies? - Yes.

With a woman who's not prejudiced against everyone around her?

I'm never prejudiced against anyone.

Yes, you are. Phillip is good, Franziska is evil.

Living community is great. Weddings are crap.

Now you're judging me.

Yes, that's right.

You're right, that's one point for you.

Peace.

- Yes, peace. - Peace.

- Yes. - Yes.

That's Amy with the picnic basket.

- Anton. - All good.

Shit, I was supposed to call her.

Do you want me to tell her that you're not home?

No, that's impolite.

If you go to the park, please make sure to sit on something soft...

in case you fall asleep.

Could you please not treat me like a handicapped.

Hi, hi. Hey.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

It's nice to see you.

Are you free now?

I prepared a picnic. We could go outside in the sun, in the park?

The weather is nice. There's something I need to tell you.

Oh God, I missed you.

- Yes? Let's go? - Yes.

See you later.

Okay.

Relationships are tin, Friendship is gold.

Relationships are tin, Friendship is gold.

Hello. Yes, I'll have a nice day with myself today.

And I would like to order the family size pizza,

with double cheese, cheese crust,

double peperoni and the greasy garlic sauce.

Yes, the big one. Thank you, bye.

Hey, I thought you were at the wedding?

Yeah, not today.

You look somewhat...

...in a good mood.

That's an illusion. Actually I have a crush on Anton.

Yes, but I won't tell him.

Me... definitely... neither.

And what will you do now?

Nothing.

Okay.

Okay.

We're a great community, you know that.

- I don't want... that to change. - Me neither.

I promise.

Okay.

Do you want to drive?

Okay.

- Are we holding hands? - Do you want me to let go?

I'm okay with it.

- So, what's the plan now? - I don't have a plan.

- I thought she's a sadist? - Maybe that's not true.

Zazie.

That's my housemate, Anton.

That's the guy who always falls asleep, right?

- And you want to become a judge? - Yes.

And how do you want to become a judge?

Just like the others?

I'll go to the bathroom.

Are you doing well?

Please be quiet, everyone. Here comes the bride.

Mom.

Could you please come over? I need to talk to you.

Alone.

Hello, Anton.

When was the last time you saw Phillip?

Like 4 or 5 years ago.

I had such a bad dream about you tonight,

The sixth one has the chickenpox. At 26, it's disgusting.

You were here and you were drinking like a fish.

And then you went on stage and gave a speech.

I know you think that all of this effort is very funny and ridiculous.

No, mom, stop. Stop.

I really, really love you. Do I tell you that enough?

I'll go back to Anton, alright?

Where are the two?

I think they went to the bathroom.

Together?

Anton, open the door. It's really shitty of you to...

Why would you think I'd be in the bathroom with a man?

Sorry, I...

Anton.

Yes?

- What's up? - I wanted to tell you that...

I like you.

Right, I wanted you to know that.

And if I had to picture myself with anybody, it would be you.

Because if...

I'm not even sure if true love exists.

But if I had to imagine having really shitty days with someone,

a really crappy time, like couples sometimes do,

it would be with you.

Crappy time?

I don't want to put pressure on you because I know that you can't say no.

But I just wanted to tell you that... I just want you to know that I love you.

Or at least imagine to love you.

Right.

No, it's just because you...

Yesterday you wanted to prevent the wedding...

and today, well...

I need to process all of that. You're so fast.

- Of course. It was very fast. - But I think that's crazy... that you...

That's crazy.

I'm not good with weddings that's why I was just about to leave.

- No worries. Tomorrow is a new day. - Alright, okay. See you.

What's the point?

Have you ever heard the phrase "You can't want what you want"?

I'm not allowed to want what I want?

You're allowed to do anything. But you can't want what you want.

Schopenhauer.

I don't get it.

Every person has his own world with its own rules.

You can't just change those from the outside

because you think that you want to change them.

I can't want what I want.

Exactly.

Okay.

A birdie wanted to get married...

Guys... This is used to fill up these.

Corny red balloons that fly up in the sky?

Exactly. Come on, leave the bottle.

We're about to start.

Melanie? He passed his law exam with double digits.

And realistic chances of getting hired as a notary.

Simply write down what you want. Your wishes for the couple.

If the men can't think of anything, just ask the women.

They usually know more.

And who knows where this stuff will land.

No bastard can read that. I would write that again.

Could be that those two want to take a look at them first.

-So? -So?

Where did your company go?

I told him that I love him and then he ran away.

I can imagine that.

Yes.

So, who needs cards?

1... 2... 3...

Go.

- Already up? - I won't go to any wedding today.

I won't go anywhere.

But the wedding was yesterday.

Yesterday?

Yes.

Yesterday, when you told me that I'm the person

you want to spend a crappy time with.

- Or... Don't you remember? - I do, I do.

Look, I was... I thought about it.

Tonight.

Actually I didn't sleep for a second. I've never been awake this long.

So...

My parents are divorced, but...

Screw it, right?

You mean, we have the same right...

to be in a bad relationship as our parents?

- It might as well be nice. - But what if we're really awful together?

In that case we're a really lousy couple.

Am I interrupting?

Hi.

Amy... wanted to go to the park with you yesterday,

but you were at the wedding with Zazie.

And...

then we went out for a while.

All good.

Yeah.

- We'll be next door. - Yes.

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