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- This side? - Yes.

Wait, I’ll grab the suitcase. Wait, wait!

Wait, wait! Watch out!

No, later! Not later!

No, boys, please…

Oh dear … They’re all over the place!

Boys!

Oh man—

FANNY AT THE BEACH

- No, don't move your arm. - OK.

Come!

Mummy!

- What's the purple flag? - What? Hello.

- What's the purple flag, please? - Because of Gardanne!

- It's Gardanne. - What's Gardanne?

- It's the pipe from the Gardanne factory. - What?

It's the outlet pipe from the Gardanne factory. There's a leak.

So, swimming's prohibited for two hours.

- What? Is it toxic? I’ve been swimming, is it dangerous?

- No, no, it's just a precaution. - It's not serious?

-No, nothing to worry about.

- Sure? - Yes.

That sucks.

Hop! Hang on... There.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Listen, son, it's very pretty, it suits you really well, but we won’t be buying it.

OK? - Why not?

- Because we can't buy everything. Let’s go and have an ice cream.

- Do you like the dress?

An ice cream, like we said. No, please. Thank you.

- All right? - Hey guys, how's it going?

How's it going?

- We can tell you're early birds... - Noa!

- Go and get your brother, please. - The little boy's gone off with the dress.

Are you going to pay for it? - Yes.

- OK.

- Noa!

Careful. Careful.

Come on, guys.

The owners aren't here.

You bastard!

- Come, come. - No, no, no!

What is it?

- I want to sit on your lap. - Don't you want a dessert?

- No.

- Can you let me finish my cigarette? - No.

Hup! There you are!

- There! - Put some oil on it!

- Ok, it won't be long. - Great.

- Are you hungry? - Yes.

- Come on! What are we drinking to? - To the holidays.

Good evening.

- Good evening.

- There—There's something you don't know yet.

- Oh really?

- You and I …

We're going to spend the night together.

Good night.

- Ah, that's it! - OK, we can go now.

Come on, two in the front, two in the back.

Same here. Good morning. Two in the front, two in the back.

Hup.

- Hello. - Hello.

Take the yellow and white one.

Only three of you? - Yeah.

- OK.

Guys, I need one more!

- Not me. - Yeah, that's not bad.

Guys!

- Yeah! We're all set with that one. - Who wants to go?

- I don't. - I'm not going.

- Esteban! - Esteban.

Ah... Esteban!

- Come on, fag, go over there! - You can get back to them in two minutes.

- Don't worry, it'll be fine. - Young man? Can you go in the back?

- Go on!

- That's what you wanted, you can have fun with the kiddies!

- This is for you. - Stop sulking!

- Do you know how to put them on, you two?

- We're not together, right bro?

- Next.

- He's furious. - He's definitely furious.

- I'll finish seating then give the instructions.

Stop sulking! What's wrong? Smile!

- Don't be a pain, you're with a mum. - And with kids, too.

You can teach them to swim.

Have you put on any suncream?

- Huh? - Have you put on any suncream?

- No, I haven’t. - You're all red.

- Oh really? - Yeah. You need to put some on.

- Should I put some on? - Yes.

- Have you put some on you? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- But I don't need it. - Mum!

This is factor 50.

- Come on, Esteban! - Esteban!

Coming, I'm coming.

Come on, we're not spending the afternoon here, Esteban!

- This boat's for men only.

It hurts!

Stop it!

- Up there … Come on.

Emeric, to the store entrance desk, please.

Emeric, to the entrance desk.

- Do you want the receipt? - No, thank you.

- Have a nice day, Madame. - Thank you, you too.

- Madame, if you please.

- No, they don't appear on the receipt. - That's for sure.

- Two creams from the Beauty Department. - OK.

Well, I think that says it all.

So what's this all about? Huh?

I'll tell Jérôme right now.

Madame!

Oh, oh!

Are you all right? Is everything all right?

Boys.

You're freezing. So are you.

Look at me.

Your lips are all blue. - No.

- Yes, they are.

And yours are the same.

I can't tell when you're cold. You have to come out when you're cold.

No! No, Noa! Stop!

Got him?

Yeah, you’re really strong

Bravo. My turn.

Gona give me a hand?

Let's go back.

No!

- How about swimming to the bottom. Go ahead. You first—

Let's play who can stay underwater the longest.

- Oh no. I'm first. - OK, cool.

Three … Two … One …

Hi.

- Hi.

- Fancy one?

- No, thanks.

- OK … Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- Are you sure? Do you want to sit down? - No, I—

I just need to go for a walk.

- Well … you—

Go on, if you want, I can stay here.

I'll keep an eye on them.

- Yeah? Sure?

- Yes, of course.

- Thank you.

I'll be right back. - OK.

Come on, last ride, last few seats, let's make the most of it, folks.

- That's forbidden, Madame. - What?

- Were you swimming? - No.

- Yes you were, you're wet. - No.

Yes, you're wet.

- Of course you're wet. - Are you sure?

- Madame.

Come on, Madame, come with us. - My kids are waiting for me.

Come with us. - Madame!

- Come on. - We don't want any trouble.

Sit down there.

What don't you understand about swimming prohibited?

- Give me your papers.

You, I expect you don't have any papers.

Yes, Monsieur, please.

- I expect you don't have any papers either? - I don't have my bag with me.

- Surname? - Billard.

- First name? - Fanny.

- Date of birth? - December 28, 1983.

- Your papers too.

- OK, come with me.

- This way out? - This way out.

What do you want?

Madame, you can go.

- I’m sorry... - It's all right, don't worry.

- Are they asleep? - Yes, they're asleep.

- If you want, we can move next door and— - You can stay.

Yes, but it's best if we move, then—

- You can join us if you want. - Don't hesitate, come see us if you like.

- OK, I'll just go and get changed.

Sure, then you come over.

It was a crappy school bus.

but with a bunch of older people. The only somewhat younger

ones were me and my mother.

- How’s your holidays going? - Superb.

Absolutely superb! The holidays are superb.

I adore them. I love your holidays.

A crappy bus with old crocks everywhere.

- Well, I can tell you that I remember it. - Hooray for camp site holidays.

Hooray for bungalow holidays. Hooray for holidays at the seaside!

Hooray for holidays in the South of France! Hooray for holidays in Argelès!

Oh, sorry... I'm so sorry.

Well, I need another glass. There now, I need another glass.

So, let's fill the glass.

- Is that really a good idea? - Mum?

- Coming— - Olé!

Watch out. Are you okay?

- I saved the bottle. - Wait, the kids are here.

- We're going to see— - Let's go.

- Are we going to see Noa? - Come, let's go and see Noa.

- Are you all right? Did you hurt yourself?

Yes, you cut yourself quite badly.

Hang on, hang on.

Don't worry, I have some dressings in my bungalow.

I'm fine, I'm okay.

- Nee-naw nee-naw!

- You studied medicine, didn't you? Yeah, you studied medicine.

But I didn't do dressings.

- Damn.

This looks bad.

Well …

Hang on, don't move.

- Damn.

- I can't find the condoms …

They're such a pain!

Come and see, it's all fun.

- Come, in the water! Come on! - No!

- Come on! - No, I don't want to.

- No, I'm not going! - Come on! In you go!

Come on!

- No! No! - Come on!

Right. All set for the shopping?

Aren't you coming?

- No, I’ll stay here.

- Are you scared of them?

Actually, so am I, but still—

- Why? - Let's go shopping.

- Here. - No.

No, it's fine, I'll pay.

Will they eat anything in particular?

- Take them with you, they'll show you, they'll tell you. Thanks.

- How about you boys? Coming? - Yeah!

And you can get whatever you want.

- Yeah! - Let's go!

Open it!

Aren't you gona open it for me?

Aren't you gona open it for me?

Are you going to invite me into your bed?

- I'd rather not.

- OK.

Put your shoes on.

Turn this way!

Move it, boys!

Fanny!

Fanny!

English subtitles by jeremys and Marseille

TNT 2026