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Uh-huh.

I see.

Hmm. Are you sure?

Well, okay.

Bye.

Bad news?

Oh, I guess.

Let's see. I bet it was the psychic phone line again. And there's no love on

the horizon for Lauren.

Right?

Something like that.

When are you going to give up on that scam?

I don't know what you're more skeptical about, Kelly. The psychic phone line or

love?

In a word, both.

Each rips you off on its own anyway.

I take it you haven't heard from Dan?

Not a whisper.

But honestly, Lauren, why do you waste your time and money on that nonsense?

You'd be better off going to a gypsy fortune teller. At least they're good

for a laugh.

I would, but I'm afraid to go by myself.

Will you please go with me?

Please, Kelly, be a pal.

Don't drag me into your fantasy.

Please, Kelly, I promise. If it's all bunk, I'll go back to looking for guys

the old-fashioned way. Singles, bars, and... That's not the answer either.

Take it from me.

Love comes and goes on its own.

Will you please go to the fortune teller with me just this once? I promise we'll

go to lunch afterwards and I'll buy.

Please?

Okay, okay, but just this once, and then we'll go to lunch.

And then you have to promise no more psychic phone lines, gypsy fortune

tellers, tarot cards, deal?

Deal.

Now, where are those yellow pages?

And who wishes the reading?

Me. I would like the reading.

I'm just here to hold her hand.

Very well.

Let's proceed.

Ladies, I need an offering.

Offering? What offering?

The money. The money. Oh, that offering.

There are many questions that you want answered.

However, there's only one question that you need answered.

You want to know when love will enter your life.

Yes, Lady Morgana, yes.

I cannot seem to find a vision.

There are too many clouds. It's unclear.

I bet more money will clear those clouds.

This is no use.

There is too much sadness and too much skepticism in this room.

I will return your money to you.

But you must come back again for a reading.

Alone.

must become believers sooner or later.

And because I sense your sadness and your disbelief, I will give you a

reading. There's no need for an offering.

Despite your skepticism, you want to know about your man.

Am I right?

Then gaze into the crystal ball and help me part the haze that troubles you.

See you.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

like that.

Yeah, like that. Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Allah Allah.

I do not control what one sees in the crystal.

What should I do?

Kelly's never going to talk to me again.

Darling, go to her.

Brew her some of this tea.

It will make her feel better.

She will be all right.

Here, Kelly, drink this.

It'll help you calm down.

I told you those people were fakes.

You must have seen something in that crystal that I put you, though.

Nonsense. It was just my imagination.

I'll be all right.

All you need now is just to rest.

I'll be fine.

Okay.

Good night.

I'm so cold.

um um

Two,

three, four, five.

Bye.

Hmm.

Nothing.

um

Even the tea you gave me last night.

I don't know. Lady Morgana gave it to me.

That explains it.

Explains what?

Never mind.

I felt bad about yesterday, and I still owe you lunch.

No thanks, Lauren. I'm just going to stay in bed and watch my favorite soap

opera.

Besides, I've got a two o'clock appointment that I must keep.

Okay, but if you need anything, please call me.

Fine, Lauren.

I'll be okay.

Don't worry.

Tiffany, it's time you made up your mind. It's either him or me. Don't be a

jerk. She knows who the better man is, don't you?

Stop it.

Both of you.

I'm so confused. I love you both, but I don't want to lose either of you.

Tiffany, don't listen to him. I could give you anything you've ever wanted.

Yeah, but I can give her what she needs.

I'm so confused.

I don't want to lose either of you.

What shall I do?

That's easy. Keep them both.

You three have been kicking this dilemma around for weeks, and it's a bit

tedious. Let's just cut to the chase and give everybody what they want,

especially Kelly.

God, that living room looks familiar.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm shocked.

Yeah.

Yeah, how should we fucking know?

I don't know. How should we fuck?

I don't know. I'm so confused.

Let's ask Kelly.

I want you guys to both fuck her at the same time and come on her ass.

Mom.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's so good.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Oh God.

after the training.

Here it comes right down your crack.

Oh.

I must have dozed off.

Shit, I'm going to be late.

Well, I've been going over your file, Miss Roberts, and I feel that despite

your loss, you've made great progress.

How does that make you feel?

I don't know.

Well, that's a usual response coming from a layman.

What I meant, Dr. Schwab, is that, well, I don't feel I'm making any progress. In

fact, I think I'm backsliding.

How so?

Well, ever since Dan left me, I've been trying to keep my chin up, but I've been

so preoccupied with... Yes?

Well... Yes?

Sex. Is that all?

Is that all?

Last night, we went to a club with my best friend, Lauren. And now... And now?

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Yeah? Oh no.

Oh yeah, that's good.

Oh yeah, oh

yeah.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Look at my heart.

Oh, you've got a good

tongue.

Yeah.

Oh, it's good.

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on here, or what you put in my tea, but I want it to

stop.

Miss Kelly, I can assure you that I do not control what one sees in the crystal

or in their dreams.

I merely light the way.

Dreams? How do you know that I've been having dreams?

Do you think you're the first person that's come back to me running like a

scared child once they've unleashed what was already in their mind? You're

insane. Am I?

Well, then just write me off as a crazy woman.

Or? Or what?

Or gaze into the crystal once again, or are you afraid this time of what your

mind may conjure up? I'm not afraid of you or your part of the trick. Then gaze

into the crystal.

Gaze into the crystal.

Gaze into the crystal gaze into the crystal

Gaze into the crystal

Thank you.

Ooh.

um um

Thank you.

Thank you.

Last time I checked it was.

Where have you been?

What? I was in the bathroom.

The bathroom?

Yeah. You do need to take a shower and shave sometimes, you know?

Oh,

I get it.

You had one of your dreams again.

That's it.

No more double anchovy pizza for you late at night.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

It was different this time, though.

Just hold me.