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Hey.
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Hey - He'!
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What's up now, water? Unh!
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Get some, bitch.
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Wilfred.
Hey, Ry-ce-A-Roni.
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The San Francisco treat,
now in the new chicken...
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What's up?
ls Wilfred bothering you?
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Drew was away
for his bachelor party this weekend...
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- ...so Wilfy has all this pent-up energy.
- Oh.
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Right, the hunting trip.
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Yeah. Sorry I couldn't make it,
but I had to babysit my new nephew.
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Bullshit.
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You spent the last 48 hours on the couch,
in undies, playing with your doodle. Aah!
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Wilfred loves the hose.
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Reminds me. We haven't gotten
your RSVP yet for the wedding.
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That's strange.
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I mailed that weeks ago.
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Uh, no, you didn't. You remember,
you used it to squash that spider.
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You know, that little baby...
Aah!
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Hey, no worries.
I assumed you were coming.
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The Bay Club needs a count,
I needed to know if you'd be alone.
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I mean, if you were bringing someone.
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I mean, if...
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I knew you and Amanda had brok...
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You know what? I'm just gonna
put you down as a plus-one.
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You are coming, right?
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Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Yay!
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Guess who's gonna be our ring bearer?
Wilfred?
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Ooh! Wouldn't be a wedding
without our sweetheart.
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Which walk do you like better
for down the aisle, this one:
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Or this one?
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The second one, right?
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I don't really care.
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Ryan, I've been on a lot of walks
in my life...
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...but this is the most important
and the shortest.
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What's your problem?
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Have you seen the way they are together?
So happy and perfect? It's ridiculous.
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You're jealous.
I'm not.
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You are. You want Jenna to be your sweet,
sweet baby, but she loves Drew.
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I'm not jealous, I'm just...
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Sweet, sweet baby? Really?
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I like it.
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Every time I see them smiling...
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...and talking about their stupid
fairy-tale wedding at the Bay Club...
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...it just reminds me of everything I lost.
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Amanda again?
I thought we were over her.
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Well, I'm not.
Well, she's not dead.
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Pick up the phone and call her.
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I can't. I'm...
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Well, you know what I am.
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I can't bring her into this.
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Then admit you're too much of a pussy
to let Amanda see the real you.
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Stop blaming Drew and Jenna
for your unhappiness.
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Being happy is just like being gay.
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It's a choice.
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That's why they mean the same thing.
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Jesus.
Look at this piece of shit.
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So full of anger and resentment just
because I'm handsome and living free.
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His heart is full of bitterness,
there's no room for anything else.
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You don't wanna be like him, Ryan.
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He's a bad, bad dog.
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Yeah, I'm talking about you.
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What's the matter?
Never seen lipstick this big?
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Yeah, keep yapping,
I'll smear it all over your lips. Ooh-hoo!
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Uh... Yeah, we should probably go.
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Hey, Tucker. Hey, Loki.
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Hey, Charlie. Hey, George.
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- Ahem, Jellybeans.
- Come on, Wilfred.
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Hey, you guys heard the big news?
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I'm gonna be ring bearer
at Jenna's wedding. Ha, ha!
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I know. It's gonna be awesome.
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I mean, her fiance's kind of a jerk, but at
least he lets me watch him lay the pipe.
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Hey, Ryan.
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Who just shat?
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Charlie.
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Ha, ha!
So, what else has been happening?
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Something wrong?
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Jenna wants us
to write our own wedding vows...
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...and I'm having trouble getting started.
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I'll let you get to it.
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Actually, I was kind of hoping
you could help me out.
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I'm not much of a writer.
Hey.
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I don't need help with the writing,
just the inspiration, you know?
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You got any doobage, bro?
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Oh, man.
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I can't even remember
the last time I got high.
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Yeah, we'd all love to smoke out,
but we do have work to do, so...
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The least we can do is make sure
his moronic vows don't ruin her wedding.
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Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
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Drew comes out, right?
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Before he even says a word, he vanishes.
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Then everyone's like, "Oh, shit.
That was just a hologram of Drew."
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Then Drew rides in on a panda
and Eddie Van Halen, he's just like...
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Actually, wait,
what is the budget for these vows?
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Do you ever wonder what
it'd be like if Wilfred could talk?
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I mean, look at him.
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It's like he's trying to tell us
something right now.
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Hey, what are you trying to say, boy?
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Okay, what I'm saying is,
we need to start work on these vows.
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Okay. Uh, thank you.
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That was tasty.
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But about these vows, we...
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We really need to focus if we're gonna...
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Hey, you know what, if you need me...
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...I'm gonna be
in the other room working.
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Oh, hey, don't tell Jenna
that I gave Wilfred junk food.
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She'd kill me.
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I doubt that.
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You two seem to have
a pretty happy relationship.
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We do.
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Not that we haven't had our problems.
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What do you mean?
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I don't really like to talk about it.
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Ah. That's cool. I understand.
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What were we talking about?
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Uh, something about how you and Jenna
had a falling out or something.
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Listen, you're a good friend.
I can trust you.
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The thing is...
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...Jenna cheated on me.
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What?
Yeah.
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Yeah, we had a big fight...
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...and we didn't talk for, like, a week
and it just happened.
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Jesus.
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No wonder you're having trouble
writing the vows.
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Yeah. No.
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That was a long time ago
and I completely forgave her.
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The reason that I'm having trouble...
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...is because she's so amazing...
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...that I can't find the words
to describe how much I love her...
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...for loving me.
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Despite my faults.
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That's great.
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I mean, dude.
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It took me a month to come up
with the inscription on the ring...
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...and it's only three words.
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That's really beautiful.
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Oh, I just had a great idea.
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You should walk Wilfred
down the aisle.
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Oh, I...
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Sure.
Nice.
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Nice.
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Jenna's gonna be stoked.
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No, no, you hold onto it.
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You're a ring bearer now, bro.
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This is bullshit.
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I don't even wanna go to this wedding.
Now I'm the co-ring bearer?
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Yeah, we need to talk about your title.
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Co-ring bearer makes it sound
like we're equals.
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"Above all, love." Heh. That's what it says.
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Screw them.
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All you do is follow me down the aisle,
make sure my tail doesn't touch the ground.
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I could live with tail holder
and maybe associate ring bearer, but...
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Hell with that. I'm not going.
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Fine. You can be co-ring bearer,
you big baby.
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This isn't fair, Wilfred.
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They have cheating, anger issues, but
they're still madly in love with each other.
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Meanwhile, I can't even have a relationship?
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Wait a minute.
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Drew cheated on Jenna?
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She cheated on Drew.
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Aah!
You shut your lying face-vagina.
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Jenna wouldn't cheat on anyone.
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Whatever. I'm still not going.
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Well, you have to go.
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You have the ring.
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Good point.
You're the ring bearer, you take it.
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No.
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No.
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Yeah.
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No.
Will you hurry up?
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Well, I can't do it
when you're watching.
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This is so typical.
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You knew I'd need that ring to back out
so you swallowed it.
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How's this my fault?
You threw it.
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I threw it for you to catch.
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And catch it, I did. And quite skillfully,
I might add. You throw like a girl.
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You wanted this to happen.
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You won't be satisfied until
you've ruined Jenna's wedding.
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I don't wanna ruin it.
I don't wanna be there.
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If that's true, why are you trying to turn me
against Jenna by calling her a cheater?
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According to Drew, she is a cheater.
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Come on. If Jenna's capable of cheating,
she's capable of cheating on me.
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Jenna would never pet another dog.
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Are you telling me you've never smelled
another dog on Jenna's hands?
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Yeah, that... But that's just
from her pushing other dogs away.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Wilfred.
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Hey. What, have you been
at the grocery store all this time?
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Hey, you. Ha-ha-ha. Aw!
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Looks like someone missed you.
Or he smells Rocky from the pet store.
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The pet store? You didn't mention
anything about going to the pet store.
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Who the hell's Rocky?
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Hey, you got
that ring somewhere safe?
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Oh, yeah.
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As soon as they're gone,
you need to shit.
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How can I even think
about shitting right now?
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I just found out Jenna's at the pet store
sucking another dog's dick.
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No, she didn't. She just pet him.
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It's the same thing, Ryan.
200
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I mean, what's this Rocky got
that I haven't?
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Papers. Oh, God.
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How can I compete with a purebred?
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Wilfred, relax.
How do you even know Rocky's a dog?
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Maybe he's just a guy
working at the pet store.
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Oh, right. Of course.
That makes perfect sense.
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He probably just gave her a friendly hug
to thank her for making a purchase.
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I know Jenna would never cheat on me.
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Oh, yeah,
you like that, don't you? Aah!
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- What?
- Oh, my God.
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Hey, buddy.
You wanna go outside to play?
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Maybe take that shit?
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Ryan, I just watched Jenna...
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...take it in the hands
from every guy in the neighborhood.
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I ain't going anywhere.
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She pet a few dogs. So, what?
You get petted by hundreds of people.
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It's different, I'm a dude.
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Plus, did you see those guys?
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Tucker, I can kind of understand.
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He's featured on a clever greeting card.
But Jellybeans?
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His mother is his sister.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Ryan.
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Ears, Ryan, ears. Unh!
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Right. No ring.
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That would be too easy.
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I'm done messing around, Wilfred.
Put that down and let's go outside.
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I don't feel like going out.
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Goddamn it!
Why won't you just shit for me?
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Because I can't. Ow!
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Why? Do you have
a bowel obstruction?
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No. I have my pride.
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Screw it.
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Where are you going?
I'm done playing your games.
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If the only way I'm gonna skip that wedding
is to buy Drew a new ring, then so be it.
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Tell him I'm not going either.
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To the wedding or the bathroom.
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Ever!
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This cannot be good for me.
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Hello? Drew?
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Oh, hey. Sorry.
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I'll just come back later.
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No, that's okay. We were just...
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Putting away my camping stuff.
Let me just, um, ahem...
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...get this sleeping bag.
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I'll get the rest later.
What's up, bro?
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Actually, I'm glad you're here. I just wanted
to talk to you about your wedding.
247
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,531
Oh, good.
248
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,371
Now that you're in the wedding party,
which is amazing...
249
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,211
...we need to talk about
what you'll be wearing. Wait here.
250
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,203
I wanna show you something.
251
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,571
Everything okay, buddy?
Yeah.
252
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,409
Hey, while I've got you alone,
I was looking at that ring.
253
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,483
It's really beautiful.
254
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,210
If you don't mind, how much
does something like that cost?
255
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,249
I don't know.
256
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,370
About 50 bucks?
257
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,206
That's it?
258
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,081
Yeah, when my grandfather bought it
back in 1950.
259
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,766
My nana gave it to me
when she heard I was engaged.
260
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:49,244
She was hoping to be here in person,
to see it on Jenna's finger, but...
261
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,683
I guess God had other plans.
262
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,725
Jenna!
263
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,406
Jenna!
264
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,605
Where is she?
265
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,330
Where is that cheating whore?
266
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,567
Wilfred, calm down.
267
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,768
I should calm down? You should calm up!
268
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,241
You're about to marry
the neighborhood slut...
269
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,765
...and you don't even care.
270
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,048
Here comes the bride
271
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,690
So, what do you think?
272
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,286
I think you've got some balls
wearing white.
273
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,125
I will have my honor.
Wilfred, no!
274
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,210
Oh, my God. Call 911.
275
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,566
Just don't move.
276
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,609
Wilfred, you bad dog! Bad dog!
277
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,484
Bad girl.
278
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,126
Okay, just stay calm. Just stay calm.
279
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,131
Oh, I hate you, happy kids.
280
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,971
Yeah, keep moving,
you little...
281
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,725
...tiny-balled bastards.
282
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,166
Wilfred.
283
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,360
What are you doing here?
284
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,727
This is my home now.
285
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,124
You heard Jenna.
286
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,009
I'm a bad dog.
287
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,321
Jenna was upset.
288
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,641
Drew was shot in the leg.
289
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,322
Look, if you're missing when she
gets back, she's gonna be worried sick.
290
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,802
It's nothing that a handful
of Jellybeans won't cure.
291
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,286
This is insane.
292
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,809
When did ensuring Jenna and Drew's
happiness become my full-time job?
293
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,169
I just wanna return that ring
and forget about this whole wedding.
294
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,688
She doesn't even deserve a wedding ring.
Not after how she betrayed me.
295
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,968
So, what,
you're just never gonna shit again?
296
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,169
I've done a lot of good shits in my life.
I'll have my memories.
297
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,523
Holding that stuff inside
isn't hurting Jenna, it's hurting you.
298
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,205
Gonna carry that pain forever?
299
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,522
What about all the shit
you're holding inside?
300
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,160
You can't hate Drew and Jenna
because they're happy.
301
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,129
This isn't about me. It's about you.
302
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,727
Let it go and get on with your life.
303
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,161
Wilfred, you need to get out of there.
Ryan.
304
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,691
Open the gate, Ryan!
I'm trying.
305
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,329
I want my mommy!
306
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,569
Are you all right?
307
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,131
Um...
308
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,681
Yeah.
Wilfred, look. The ring.
309
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,046
Oh. Huh?
310
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,329
Here. Get out through here.
Come on.
311
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,881
Where is it?
312
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,480
No.
313
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,723
Calm down, I'm just cleaning it.
Ugh.
314
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,680
Wilfred! Wilfy! Oh!
315
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,242
On, Wilfy, oh.
316
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,004
You must have been so scared.
317
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,970
I am so, so sorry I yelled at you,
my sweet, sweet baby.
318
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,610
Get a good look, boys.
319
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,286
She pet you once,
who sleeps on her bed every night?
320
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,686
I'm looking at you.
321
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,729
Thanks a lot, bro.
We owe you one.
322
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,247
No problem. How's your leg?
323
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,082
I gotta get surgery on Saturday.
324
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,441
But Saturday is...
325
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,127
Yeah. Which means we're losing
the Bay Club and all our deposits.
326
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,964
Plus, my dress is ruined.
327
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,050
We're gonna get married
in a civil ceremony at the courthouse.
328
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,043
But what about my walk down the aisle?
329
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,964
L... I'm so sorry.
330
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,167
Ah, don't be.
331
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,529
I still get to marry the nicest,
prettiest girl in the world...
332
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,923
- ...and spend my life with her too.
- Mm.
333
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,209
That's just the painkillers talking.
334
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:21,445
No, it's not, Jenna-ration X.
335
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,291
You're not getting married
at the courthouse.
336
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,283
I'm throwing you a wedding.
We can have it in my backyard.
337
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,721
Kristen has a beautiful dress
that you can borrow.
338
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,761
Ryan, that's so sweet, but...
I won't take no for an answer.
339
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:41,687
Nothing would make me happier than
to watch you walk down that aisle together.
340
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,688
God, thank you so much, Ryan.
341
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,611
And don't worry, Wilfred.
You can walk down that aisle too.
342
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,491
- Uh, thanks, Ryan.
- We should get you inside.
343
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,846
Thank you, Ryan.
344
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,162
Look at them. So happy together.
345
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,802
I hope I can be lucky enough
to have something like that one day.
346
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,564
Wilfred.
347
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,048
That's up to you, mate.
348
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,482
Ryan, I redid Drew's vows. Um...
349
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,688
Do you mind
if I just bounce them off you?
350
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,365
Sure.
351
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,330
"Jenna".
352
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,364
...you've got a smile, it seems to me.
353
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,522
Reminds me of childhood memories.
354
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,889
Where everything
was as fresh as the bright blue sky."
355
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,646
You wrote that?
356
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,529
Yeah, I did.
357
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,331
It's beautiful. Keep going.
358
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,485
"Now and then when I see your face,
you take me away to that special place.
359
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,243
And if I stay too long, I'll be..."
Wait.
360
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,880
Wait, those are the lyrics
to "Sweet Child of Mine."
361
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,806
No, they're not.
362
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,531
This comes from the heart.
363
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,163
Guitar solo?
364
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,842
I'll just keep working on them.
365
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,080
I guess I'd want it to be
when I'm really old...
366
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,647
...surrounded by my family.
367
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,647
I'd close my eyes and...
368
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,044
...drift away.
369
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,204
What about you?
370
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,967
I was seeing it more, like,
five or six years from now...
371
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,442
...after the fall of society,
when robots rule the Earth...
372
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,887
...and, like, the zoos have fallen apart...
373
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,964
...so the animals are, like,
viciously hunting people down.
374
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,647
And this leopard finds you
in this mud hole.
375
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,847
Finds me?
376
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,766
Yeah, hiding from the robots
who sodomized your sister.
377
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,241
And the leopard,
he just bites your head off.
378
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,331
Wait, I thought we were talking
about ways that we wanted to die.
379
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,690
No, we're talking
about ways we want you to die.
380
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,322
I don't wanna die.
381
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,243
Is this my T-shirt?
382
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,289
Oh, yeah.
You can have that back now.
383
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,680
Thanks.
384
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,320
Is it dirty?
Did you pull it out of the laundry?
385
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,608
I was lonely this morning...
386
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,526
...and I wanted something near me
that smelt like you...
387
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,081
...so I took the T-shirt
out of the laundry basket...
388
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,527
...and I snuggled up with it.
389
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,800
Wow,
that's actually kind of sweet.
390
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,849
And made love on it.
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