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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,843 Okay, are you ready? Mm-hm. 2 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,442 Joffrey-Jeffrey? 3 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,967 Joffrey, like the ballet. 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:21,290 Oh, that's... That's really good. 5 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,530 You don't like it. 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,849 No, no, I do. 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,364 I think Joffrey's a great name for a boy. 8 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,284 You're lying, Ryan. You won't even look at me. 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,291 I'm sorry, Kristen. Can you maybe just not do that in front of me? 10 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,121 No, Ryan, I won't starve my baby for you. 11 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,329 You have to get comfortable with this. I know, I know. 12 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,285 When we were little, I was the one who had to hold the family together. 13 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,604 I didn't ask for any help from you, but I am asking for it now. 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,491 Joffrey needs a male influence in his life, okay? 15 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,165 Okay. I'm here for you... 16 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,409 ...and I'll get comfortable watching you breast feed. 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,449 Don't be a pervert, Ryan. 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,324 Hold him. I am so thirsty. This baby sucks the life out of me. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,845 Burp him? 20 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,961 Uh... 21 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,491 Uh... 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,205 Kristen? 23 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,410 Oh, Jesus. Shh. 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,490 Stop crying- 25 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,530 You're good. Stop crying. 26 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,284 Shh. Stop crying- 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,767 Stop crying. Stop, stop, stop. I just... 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,562 Good job. Stop crying. 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,484 I just... Stop crying. 30 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,687 I need... 31 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,486 Ryan? 32 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,644 Talk to me, mate. What's going on? Ryan. 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,041 Oh, my God. It's a panic attack. 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,169 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 35 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,209 We're having a panic attack down here! 36 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,521 I'm okay. You okay? 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,886 I'm okay. You okay? 38 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,326 I'm okay. 39 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,970 I don't know what just happened. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,488 I was holding Kristen's baby and it started to cry... 41 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,322 ...and then all of a sudden it felt like I was suffocating. 42 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,525 You just say the word and that baby will pay for what it's done to you. 43 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,126 Don't do anything to the baby, Wilfred. 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,560 We understand each other. 45 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,324 Seriously, don't. 46 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,687 Right, gotcha. 47 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,605 The baby's not the problem, Wilfred. 48 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,687 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,845 Ryan, look at what your panic is doing to me. 50 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,209 I'm absorbing your stress. 51 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,282 Ryan, we need to find out the cause of this anxiety. 52 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,922 Oh, it's not the baby. 53 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,562 Maybe it's your mom getting worse or losing your job? 54 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,566 I can find another job and my mom's getting better. 55 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,006 What about Amanda? 56 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,567 Well, just... We've never talked about it. 57 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,961 What's there to talk about? We broke up. 58 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,050 It sucks, but that's life. Can we drop it, please? 59 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,645 What about your boss' suicide? 60 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,007 I mean, someone ate his brains. 61 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,446 I mean, that's twisted. 62 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,082 Did they ever find who did that, by the way? 63 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,205 So this will mellow me out? 64 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,289 You ask a lot of questions, bro. 65 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,887 I asked one question. No, no, no, it's good, man. 66 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,088 You know, I had a lot of questions too. 67 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,289 I just got back from an insane two weeks in Peru, man. 68 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,289 Had a glorious spiritual awakening. 69 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,767 Got an assload of answers. 70 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,400 You ever hear of ayahuasca? 71 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,642 It's unreal, man. 72 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,280 What is it? It's this extract from a vine. 73 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,330 They call it the teacher because while you're tripping on it... 74 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,211 ...you're supposed to ask yourself these questions... 75 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,011 ...and the answers come from inside your brain, man. 76 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,321 So, what did you ask? 77 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,006 That's between me and my spirit guide. 78 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,810 Anyway... 79 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,849 ...I brought some back with me. 80 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,685 Could sell you a little bit if you want. 81 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,682 I'll take some. Right on. 82 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,808 I'm excited for you. 83 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,926 I should warn you, the trip will probably start out... 84 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,481 ...with some nausea and vomiting. Awesome. 85 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,042 Also, make sure you surrender to your trip completely... 86 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,529 ...because if you fight it even a little bit, your trip could turn into a nightmare. 87 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,251 What do you mean? You could lose your mind... 88 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,481 ...and never come back. 89 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,450 All right, let's do this, Ryan. Thanks, mate. 90 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,161 You know what, I changed my mind. Can I just get my money back? 91 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:44,247 Sorry, man. It's no refunds. It's store policy. 92 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,525 You gotta find a way to calm down. I'm shedding my ass off. 93 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,881 It's not noticeable, is it? 94 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,891 Hey, Kristen. Did I leave Joffrey's pacifier at your place? 95 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,049 Um, I'm not sure. 96 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,841 Let me ask in a different way. I left Jeffrey's pacifier at your place. 97 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,889 Can you please find it? 98 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,571 Sure. 99 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,121 Thank you. Just being such a little dickhead. 100 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,523 Sorry, D-head. You know, he will not stop crying without it. 101 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,763 Shh, Jeffrey. Don't cry, baby, don't cry. 102 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,724 It's okay. Stop crying- 103 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,445 Okay, stop crying, please. 104 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,570 Stop crying. Kristen? I gotta run. I'll call you back. 105 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,330 What's happening? Are we panicking? 106 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,926 Oh, shit. 107 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,765 We are panicking. Here we go. 108 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,251 Ryan. 109 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,006 I wasn't even holding the baby. I just heard it. 110 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,403 Oh, just gotta pull ourselves together. Wilfred, calm down. 111 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,721 Bear! No! 112 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,885 No, you calm down. 113 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,963 First my tail and now Bear? 114 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,805 Why are you doing this to us? 115 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,247 It's gonna be okay. 116 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,004 We're gonna figure this out. 117 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,726 You're right, of course we are. 118 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,370 That's what the ayahuasca's for. 119 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,681 What? Are you kidding me? 120 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,286 I couldn't handle a drug like that. I'd lose my mind. 121 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,807 Well, I hope that's not true. Why? 122 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,965 Because you've kind of been drinking it all this time. 123 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,201 Wilfred, how could you do this? I don't know, Ryan. I'm a monster. 124 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,125 You can fix Bear, I know you can. I don't care about Bear. 125 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,123 You dosed me with a dangerous drug. 126 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,566 That was a joke. 127 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,767 So you didn't dose me? 128 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,571 No, I dosed you. The thing about Bear, that was a joke. 129 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,690 We need to get to a hospital. Bear doesn't have insurance. 130 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,729 I meant me. There's no time. 131 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,961 I feel sick. 132 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,527 L... I can't do this. 133 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,921 You can do this. 134 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,485 It'll be worth it. 135 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,723 You'll find the answer to your panic attack, I'll get my tail back. 136 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,082 Just don't fight it. 137 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,163 If you do... 138 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,844 ...you could lose yourself inside your own head for all eternity. 139 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,527 But most importantly... 140 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,645 ...have fun with it. 141 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,246 Maybe if I just rest... 142 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,083 Hey, Ryan, look. 143 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,283 Woo-hoo! 144 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,771 Oh, my God, Ryan. 145 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,844 There's so much good stuff out here. 146 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,443 There's a lot of good stuff up ahead. I'm gonna go check it out. 147 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,207 Oh, wow, it's so good. 148 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,850 Wait till you see what's ahead. 149 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,570 Okay, sorry, go at your own pace. 150 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,125 There's no rush. 151 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,931 But just hurry up. 152 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,844 Wilfred... 153 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,490 ...none of this is real. 154 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,247 I know that, Ryan. Right now, you're passed out in the basement... 155 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:49,731 ...and I'm eating vomit off your shirt, but while we're here, try to learn something. 156 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,803 Learn something? 157 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,202 - How? - How? 158 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,970 Ryan... 159 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,003 ...I am Red Wolf. 160 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,804 I am your spirit guide. 161 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,968 Spirit guide? 162 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,920 The journey ahead of you is one of great enlightenment... 163 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,242 ...but also great treachery. 164 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,927 Ahem. Can I...? Can I talk to you for a second? 165 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,684 Uh, listen, what was it? 166 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,842 Red Bull? Red Wolf. 167 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,244 Right. I think we might be overlapping a bit. 168 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,528 I do not get your meaning. 169 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,401 The thing is, I'm sort of already with this guy. 170 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:32,168 Ryan requires a spirit guide and I am well-trained in such matters. 171 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,250 Yeah, and I kind of hear what you're saying. It's just that... 172 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,121 ...Ryan and I already know each other, so I think it'd probably be faster... 173 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:43,285 Faster is not better. Trust me. I have not failed anyone yet. 174 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,966 Yet? Ah-ha. So you're admitting there's a possibility. 175 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,963 You doubt my abilities? 176 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,884 No, no, no, no one's doing that. 177 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,249 I'm sure you're a fantastic "spirit guide." 178 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,244 Take the air quotes out and, yes. 179 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,964 Having learned from my father... 180 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,805 ...who learned from his father, who learned from his father... 181 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,281 I'm not questioning your qualifications. Why are...? 182 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,769 I am just going to finish my thought, if that is okay with you? 183 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,524 Having learned from his father before... 184 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,091 ...him. 185 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,487 - I'm sorry, "before him"? - Him. 186 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,801 How's puberty going? 187 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,803 I see. Because my voice cracked... 188 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,760 ...you are trying to undercut me to make me feel inferior. 189 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,604 I'm not trying to undercut anyone. 190 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,206 I wanna know if you need a lift to the junior prom. 191 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,328 I can drop you off, if you're embarrassed. 192 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,929 It's hard to tell if you are embarrassed because, well, your face is already red. 193 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,323 Wilfred, enough. 194 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,688 I just want to get started. 195 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,810 Red Wolf, I'm sorry about him. You can guide me. 196 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,246 What? This is bullshit! 197 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,644 No, what is bullshit is that you would slip drugs into my tea without telling me. 198 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,690 You call yourself my best friend, but you're screwing with me. 199 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,002 I mean, who are you? 200 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,525 Is that your question, Ryan? 201 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:59,162 Now, hang on. Let's not get too crazy here. 202 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,291 You already have a question, remember? It's the panic. 203 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,010 No. 204 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,051 I wanna know the truth about Wilfred. 205 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,248 What is Wilfred? 206 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,527 That's my question. 207 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,205 The truth will be revealed. 208 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,601 Ryan, you're making a big mistake. 209 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,928 Wilfred, stay. 210 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,603 Really, dude? 211 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,848 It's beautiful. 212 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,890 Everything is so strange and magical yet... 213 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,364 Somehow familiar. 214 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,807 It all comes from within you, Ryan. 215 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:46,091 All that you see here are creations of your own mind. 216 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,404 Perhaps that explains why I am such a stereotype. 217 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,570 I feel like I've seen this in a movie. 218 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,164 You have definitely seen this in a movie. 219 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,328 Sorry. I do not judge. 220 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:11,930 It is my sincere hope that during this time we spend together, that you... 221 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,765 Shh. 222 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,604 Let it go to voice-mail. 223 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,281 Where are we? 224 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,047 Sometimes when a question does not want to be answered... 225 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,603 ...it is necessary to travel to a place where your mind has never before been. 226 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,484 Are we going to be able to get back? 227 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,002 Do not worry, Ryan. As long as you stay with me... 228 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,165 ...I will guide you safely back home after your journey. 229 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,884 Black files. Why are those here? 230 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,442 They are here because your mind has brought them here. 231 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,331 Everything and everyone. 232 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,801 All that happens. 233 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,246 That is your sister. 234 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,924 This is the spring of truth. 235 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:28,651 Gaze into the water with your question in your heart. 236 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,888 From the depths... 237 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,082 ...your answer will rise. 238 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,530 Remember, Ryan, do not look with your eyes. 239 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,083 Look with your heart. 240 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,363 What is Wilfred? 241 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,362 Something's happening. 242 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,209 The water is... 243 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,366 Wilfred! 244 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,722 What? Me? 245 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,841 Yeah, you're not gonna see much truth in there. 246 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,806 How's the quest going, by the way? What have you done? 247 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,406 You're turning my trip into a nightmare. 248 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,562 You're turning this trip into a nightmare... 249 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,848 ...because you're not asking the real question. 250 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,163 Why do you panic every time that baby cries? 251 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,244 I don't know. It reminds me of a responsibility I don't want... 252 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:39,530 ...or can't handle, or my failed relationship, or my job, or something about something... 253 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,170 ...but none of that matters now. 254 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,085 Without my spirit guide, I'm gonna be trapped here forever. 255 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,404 You don't need him, Ryan. I can be your spirit guide. 256 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,769 Fine. Just guide us out of here. 257 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,810 It would be my greatest honor. 258 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,963 Yeah, we're lost. 259 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,727 I'd like to apologize. Great. 260 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,850 But I can't because I'm not sorry. Of course not. 261 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,327 Well, I'm not sorry because it was necessary. 262 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,404 There are some questions you're not ready to find out. Not yet. 263 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,608 You're the one who brought me here. 264 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,009 To figure out why Kristen's baby causes you so much anxiety. 265 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,650 That's the answer you need now. 266 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,282 So, oh, wise spirit guide, what's the answer? 267 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,126 Sorry, mate, there's some questions even I don't have the answer to. 268 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,363 I can't believe I'm gonna freeze to death inside my own head. 269 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,490 Here, this will help. Distract you from the cold. 270 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,961 Seriously? You dosed my tea with ayahuasca. 271 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,849 Ryan... If you think I'm gonna eat... 272 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,368 ...or drink anything you give me, you're tripping harder than I am. 273 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,443 Exactly. You're already tripping. 274 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,887 None of this is real. I'm not real. 275 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,321 I'm just a version of me that exists in your head. 276 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,323 So think about it, Ryan. 277 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,926 Would you dose yourself? 278 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,127 No. 279 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,408 This flask is just your subconscious self... 280 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,121 ...trying to help you imagine a way to keep warm. 281 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,451 Hm. 282 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,290 Suit yourself. 283 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,605 Ha-ha! Oh, my God. I can't believe you fell for it. 284 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,444 That was totally more ayahuasca. 285 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,171 What? I knew it. This is such... 286 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,522 The whole reason we're here is to get answers... 287 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,729 ...and since you were giving up like a bitch, I had to intervene. 288 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,928 You have to go deeper for this one. 289 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,167 I'm gonna kill you. 290 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,561 Also, the real me has been down in the basement... 291 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,087 ...with the real, passed-out you for a while now... 292 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,289 ...so I probably need to piss pretty badly, so hurry up, okay? 293 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,044 Oh, God. I feel sick. 294 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,683 Perfect. I'll just wait here, eating vomit off your shirt. 295 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,723 Amanda? 296 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,887 Oh, Ryan, guess what? You're about to trip within a trip... 297 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,724 ...into a trip within a trip. 298 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,166 What does that even...? 299 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,562 Yeah, Ryan, I know you're there. Just wait. 300 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,205 Do I know you? 301 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,084 Yes and no. 302 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,925 So... 303 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:46,689 ...how's Wilfred doing? Is he behaving himself? 304 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,082 Yes and no. 305 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,083 Why so Cryptic? 306 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,080 I just thought that's what we do here. 307 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,648 That's my couch. It wasn't here before. 308 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,690 Oh, terrific. I guess we better do this. 309 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,047 What is your question? 310 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,804 Um, yeah. 311 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,328 Why do I panic around crying babies? 312 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,450 Nothing is developing. 313 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,246 What's my stuff doing here? 314 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,811 I guess you're moving in. 315 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,200 What? What? 316 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,601 I'm getting trapped down here. What do I do? 317 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,446 You just have to ask the right question. I thought I... 318 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,329 You're running out of time, Ryan. 319 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,643 I'm just here to find out why I'm panicking. Why am I panicking? 320 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,202 Ah, now, here we go. 321 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,526 Now, this... 322 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,008 ...takes me back. 323 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,846 Or should I say, takes you back. 324 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,568 Sneakers. 325 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,161 Ryan. Ryan, stop crying. 326 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,367 You can't cry. 327 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,931 It's gonna make Morn upset. 328 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,841 And then Dad's gonna get mad and they're gonna start fighting more. Okay? 329 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,883 Stop crying. Don't cry. 330 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:36,001 Stop crying. Don't cry. Don't cry. Jesus, it's so sad. 331 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,730 Stop crying. 332 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,521 It wasn't the baby crying. 333 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,530 It was Kristen telling the baby not to cry. 334 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,087 Because that's what she told me. 335 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,971 Don't cry. 336 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,327 I never stopped not crying. 337 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,568 Stop. Don't cry. 338 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,121 Maybe it's time. 339 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,808 See you round, Ryan. 340 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,726 Hey, mate, how was your trip? 341 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,123 It was... 342 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,690 Wait. 343 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,130 Hey, mate. 344 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,123 How was your trip? 345 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,250 It was... 346 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,769 Well, I'd love to hear about it. 347 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,081 Perhaps outside? 348 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,129 Over a walk? 349 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,601 I'm sad, Wilfred. 350 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,244 I'm really sad. 351 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,650 I really do need to go out, though. 26134

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