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So how are things going with Amanda?
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Great.
She left for San Diego this morning.
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Well, at least she doesn't have a dog
you have to watch.
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How about you?
Have you spoken to Dr. Ramos?
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Are you kidding me?
No, I'm done with Arturo.
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"I can't leave my family.
My kids need me."
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Please. That's bullshit.
They're like 9 years old.
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It's his loss. You look radiant.
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People say "radiant,"
what they mean is "fat."
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Look at this tub of radiance
checking me out.
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Where does he get off,
like we're on the same team?
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- You gonna finish these fries?
- Newman?
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Hey.
Oh, my God. James.
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How are you?
I'm... Hey.
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Wow.
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Girl, it's been a while.
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You look... You look radiant.
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It figures I'd run into you here.
Best coffee in town.
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Coffee.
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You don't remember B-Man?
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You know,
dude from first-year contracts class.
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"Stomp on that banana."
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I don't get it.
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It's an inside joke.
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So funny though.
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Wow, man, it's really been too long.
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You know, I thought I would see you
at your dad's banquet, but...
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You know, I mean, I understand.
Yeah, I was busy.
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Yeah.
Out of town. But it was great to see you.
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Hey, I'm gonna go to the saloon tonight.
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You know, maybe you should come down,
have a drink.
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Might give us a chance to...
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...catch up.
It sounds like fun.
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See?
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Yeah, maybe I'll stop by.
Awesome.
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Or should I say, "Fresca!"
Ha-ha-ha.
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I bet that's funny. Ha-ha-ha.
Yeah.
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All right, man. I hope to see you there.
Bye.
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He's so cute.
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You know, he always had
a massive crush on me.
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You think he likes kids?
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I don't know and I don't care.
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I don't want anything to do with that guy.
What?
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I know it's been a while
since you've talked...
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...but you guys were best friends.
What happened?
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Ryan, look.
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I'm a dog. I'm a dog.
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So who was that bright-white-teeth guy?
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His name is James.
We went to law school together.
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And?
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We both worked for my dad. We hated it.
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We decided to leave
and start our own boutique law firm.
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Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry
and effeminate trinkets and such?
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A place for the disenfranchised
to get help...
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...and where ethics actually mattered.
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We decided to quit on the same day,
but at the last minute...
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...James took a promotion
and stayed with my dad instead.
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What a dick.
What did he have to say for himself?
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I never took his calls.
I mean, what's he gonna say?
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"I was your best friend,
but I stabbed you in the back."
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So you're gonna avoid him
for the rest of your life?
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You should at least hear his side.
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I already know his side.
Maybe you got it wrong.
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Only way to know for sure
is to talk to him.
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I mean, this guy was your best friend.
Why are you shutting him out?
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I'd never do that to my best friend...
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...Dennis.
Who?
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Dennis, my best friend.
Well, I thought I was your best friend.
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You're my good friend.
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Best friend.
Yep, Yep-
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Yeah, after Dennis and Steve.
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And then Bear. Definitely.
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And Blue Bunny,
who I tore to pieces when I was 7.
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But I like to think he's still with me.
And, of course, Jenna is family, so...
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I can't believe this.
I mean, you're my best friend.
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You're putting me
in an awkward position, Ryan.
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I wanna dance with you
Dance with you
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Got to take a chance on you
Take a chance on you
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I don't wanna lose you
Lose you
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Whoo! I just love doggie dancing.
What did you think?
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Yeah.
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Churro, churro, churro!
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I have to give Wilfred his churro.
It's his special treat.
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I gave him one after the first dance lesson,
now he's conditioned to expect... Wilfred!
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Remember, there's
a just-for-fun dance recital this Sunday.
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Everyone will get a chance
to show off their dance moves.
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Shoot. Drew and I are gonna be
in Wisconsin this weekend.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Yeah. It's not like Wilfred's gonna know
the difference.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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This isn't happening.
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Ryan, you have to dance with me
on Sunday.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, please, Ryan.
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If I miss this, I'll die. I'll just die.
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Why don't you ask your best friend,
Dennis?
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Ryan, I have a confession to make.
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Dennis will be out of town
this weekend also.
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I wanna be near you
I wanna think about it
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I can't do this.
Come on. Give us a chance.
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Let's mix it up a bit.
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Are you changing the music?
But Jenna said...
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"But Jenna said..."
Do you always do what you're told?
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Come on.
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Wilfred, this is ridiculous.
You've just gotta relax. Move your hips.
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Oh, man, you're so tense.
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I've got an idea.
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Ryan...
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...I want you to tell me
about the first time you made love.
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I'm not gonna do that.
Please, just...
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It was with my first girlfriend
back in high school.
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We started out as study partners.
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And one night, in her room,
one thing led to another.
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We were both so nervous.
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And then all of a sudden,
her dad came stomping down the hallway.
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I've never gotten dressed so fast
in my life. Ha.
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We could barely stop giggling.
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I love it.
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My first experience was almost identical.
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Except instead of being
my study partner...
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...my girl had just been hit by a car.
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She was still alive,
but motionless, defenseless.
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I was so nervous.
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I snuck up behind her so she
couldn't bite me when I rammed it in.
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Then a few quick pumps...
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...and her owner
came stomping down the road.
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I could barely stop giggling also.
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Ryan...
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...I want you to remember how you felt
on that magical night.
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The joy, the passion.
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Are you feeling it?
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I guess so.
Good.
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Hold on to that.
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That's it, Ryan.
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You're a natural.
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And faster. Hear the beat?
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That's it.
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Take your baby by the hand
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And make her do a high hand stand
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Take your baby by the heel
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And do the next thing that you feel
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We were so in phase
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In our dance hall days
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When I, you
And everyone we knew
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Could believe, do
And share in what was true
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Really? Really? Ha-ha-ha.
Ryan, don't. Ha, ha.
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Aah! Aah.
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- Are you okay?
- I pulled something in my groin.
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I'm such an idiot for not warming down.
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Lie back.
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Aah. Aah.
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Just breathe into it.
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Is this the spot?
A bit lower.
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Yeah, it's tight as all hell.
How does that feel?
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Yeah.
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Does that feel good?
Yes.
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Wilfred, why are you making that face?
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Oh.
Aah!
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Oh, now that was nice.
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So should we run through
the paso doble again?
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No offense,
but your flamenco taps could be crisper.
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Uh. Uh.
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Ryan, what's wrong? Are you okay?
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Hi, James.
Still coming?
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What'?
To the saloon.
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If there's something wrong,
we should talk.
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L...
Otherwise, it's just gonna get worse.
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Newman, are you there?
Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm definitely leaving right now.
Ryan, where are you going?
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Wait, is this because I jizz-blasted you?
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Unbelievable.
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Thanks for the beer.
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Wait.
Did you just say "thanks for the beer"?
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I know where you're going with this.
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Glug, glug, glug-
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Break a duck's neck.
Ha-ha-ha.
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You remember that.
Yeah.
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Oh, my God. That poor duck.
Ha, ha.
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There wasn't actually a duck.
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Right?
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Well, pregnant lady's gotta pee again.
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Fresca.
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So your sister...
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...what's her name again?
Kristen.
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That is so weird,
because I called her Kathy earlier...
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...and she just laughed, you know, so...
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Did you get any of my messages?
Maybe. I don't remember.
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Hey, are you hungry? I'm hungry.
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Yeah. Sure, whatever.
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I thought maybe we should, you know,
talk about what happened.
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Water under the bridge.
Yeah.
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I was just...
We're good.
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All right. Cool.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, what a coincidence.
What are you doing here?
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I'm meeting Dennis for a drink next door.
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Unless you feel like dancing.
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We still have a lot of work to do
before the recital.
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Go home, Wilfred.
Those teeth in there, are they James?
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He has less hair than I remember.
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He has hair.
Not as much as me.
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He's human.
So you planning on dancing together?
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Is he a better dancer than me?
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You gonna give him a little treat
afterwards?
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Christ, will you just stop?
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Go away.
I don't wanna dance with you anymore.
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Go dance with your best friend, Dennis.
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I can't dance with Dennis.
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Why? Because Dennis doesn't exist?
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No. Because Dennis is severely disabled.
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He can barely feed himself,
let alone dance.
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But you were gonna have a drink with him.
Drinking's all he has, Ryan.
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Look, you're obviously upset.
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Why don't...?
Look, I can cancel with Dennis...
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...and we can just go back to your place,
put on a little bit of Sade.
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I said go home.
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Can I see your ID?
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Dude.
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Wilfred?
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Wilfred? Are you down here?
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Have a nice night, Ryan?
You scared me.
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Your shoes look pretty worn.
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Wonder what that's all about.
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You shouldn't be down here.
Jenna will be looking for you.
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Jenna's asleep. She won't hear a thing.
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I'm going upstairs.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm dancing.
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And after we dance, I get my treat!
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That's how it works.
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Wilfred! No!
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No.
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Give me my goddamn treat!
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Wilfred, please, just go home.
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Open this door, Ryan!
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Open the door!
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I miss you too.
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But Comic-Con sounds like a blast.
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Maybe I'll go with you next year.
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No, I'd dress up.
I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
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Hey, Amanda, I'll call you back.
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What do you want?
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I brought you your slipper.
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Where's my other one?
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You don't want the other one.
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Look, I'm sorry about last night.
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I obviously got a little carried away.
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I know what you're gonna say.
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I just think...
Drop it.
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I just wanna put all this behind us.
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Go back to the way things were.
252
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Me too.
253
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,604
Ff lends?
254
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,608
Wilfred, get off me! No!
255
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,082
I want my treat!
I can't take this anymore!
256
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,564
Goddamn it, Wilfred! I will not let you
ejaculate all over me again!
257
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,084
Hi, Sara.
258
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,609
Dude, what are you talking about?
259
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,125
You said you wanted a treat.
260
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,090
Is that what all this is about?
All the stalking and dancing?
261
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,766
Yeah, because I wanted my treat.
Exactly.
262
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,684
A hand job.
Hand job?
263
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:30,004
I wanted a churro. Why do you think
I've been trying to dance with you?
264
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,447
Churros only happen after you dance.
265
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,523
First thing you learn in conservatory.
266
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,365
And what was all this about?
You know, a churro.
267
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,204
They smother those things in sugar.
268
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,762
You gotta shake some of that stuff off
before you eat it. Empty calories.
269
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,369
Wait. That's what's been bothering you
this whole time?
270
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,522
Thought I wanted you
to rip the neck off?
271
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,205
Well, yeah.
272
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,200
This is what I'm talking about, Ryan.
273
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,805
You closed the door on me.
274
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,326
If you had talked to me,
this could have been avoided.
275
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:03,327
So you didn't actually enjoy that?
Yeah. It was nice.
276
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,570
But it had nothing to do with you
personally. I ejaculate on everything.
277
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,011
I ejaculated on that. On this.
278
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,602
I ejaculated in there.
279
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,684
I jizzed in this, in this, in this.
280
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,251
I jizzed over all of this.
281
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,681
This was an empty jar I found
in the recycle bin.
282
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,731
Look, I had every intention of quitting.
283
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,923
I was nervous as hell,
but I was prepared.
284
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,768
But when I got in there
and I was face-to-face...
285
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,160
...I froze.
286
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,402
You've seen your dad. He's scary as shit.
287
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,924
I was a year out of law school.
288
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,084
I had a hundred grand of student loans.
He offered me a choice.
289
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,242
Fast track to partnership...
290
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,761
...or be blacklisted
by every judge in the state.
291
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,764
He said that?
My career would've been over.
292
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,201
I had no idea.
You didn't call me back.
293
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,442
I know. I'm sorry.
294
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,968
I missed you.
I missed you too.
295
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,522
You know what the weird thing is?
296
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,604
I don't think it's ever been about me
with your dad.
297
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,609
I just think he didn't wanna lose you.
298
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,928
Ever since you left,
you're all he talks about.
299
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,003
I mean, it's like he's obsessed.
300
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,448
You know he wants you back at the firm.
Yeah, well, that's never gonna happen.
301
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:27,123
Mm-hmm. Well, as your friend...
302
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,566
...be careful.
303
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,849
He will do whatever it takes
to get you back.
304
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,290
It's like... It's like Darth Vader.
305
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,724
I guess that makes you Lando Calrissian.
306
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,162
Because you double-crossed me.
Oh, yeah.
307
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,322
And I'm smooth too. Ha-ha-ha.
308
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,485
Ryan, look.
309
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,962
I'm a man. I'm a man.
310
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,805
Shit.
311
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,769
You know what today is?
312
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,491
The dance recital.
Yeah, we missed it.
313
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,325
Why didn't you say anything?
314
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:15,526
I just figured that after all that happened,
you wouldn't be interested, so...
315
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,970
So?
What?
316
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,281
Come on, man.
317
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,246
Thanks, Ryan.
318
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,211
You want some?
Yeah, sure.
319
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,130
Aah! Aah!
320
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,487
Wilfred!
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