Original subtitles

(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) What is she doing now?

Not again.

What is it, like the Nympho Olympics up

there?

Someone is killing her up there.

Holy shit.

They must be really going at it.

Wish I could get some.

Nope, just me and my books.

Hey.

Hey.

So, I have a dilemma.

What's up?

So, me and my ex-girlfriend were fucking

so hard that...

broke my bed.

That was you up there.

I could barely hear you.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Good, good.

Um, so yeah, my bed's literally like this.

Cause you see, she's like a really hard

tripper, you know?

Oh, yeah?

So, yeah, my bed's broken.

So, um, I was wondering if I could

sleep on here.

In this bed?

In my bed?

Yeah.

If not, I can grab my sleeping bag

and sleep on the floor.

Or maybe I could like go to the

store and get like a blow-up mattress

or something.

If, I mean, you know.

Um, you think that would be a good

idea?

I mean, we are like, you know, like,

this isn't high school anymore.

Like...

Yeah, yeah.

Would that be like weird?

No.

Like, we made each other our own beds?

No.

I don't see it being weird.

Unless you think it's weird.

No.

Why would I think it's weird?

Okay.

It's just two girls, just, just sleeping together.

Yeah, we know each other.

I mean, I'm not tripping.

I was just making sure that, um, you

know, you were okay with it.

Yeah.

I promise I won't break it.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, what are you reading?

Oh, nothing.

Walking Among Us.

Do you think there really are vampires?

Yeah, I think you can believe whatever you

want to believe in.

Yeah.

You're into that kind of thing.

Yeah.

Vampires are really my thing.

Unless they're really hot.

So.

Yeah, so I'm kind of tired, so, you

know, let's think of.

Want to go to bed right now?

With me?

Like, you want to go to sleep right

now?

Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of tired.

It kind of wore me out.

She's like crazy, but you know how breakup

sex is, you know?

It's like, it's the last supper.

You guys broke up?

Yeah.

She's, she's annoying.

Whoa, what are you, uh, what are you

doing?

Well, I'm getting comfortable.

Oh.

So I can.

God, jeans are so annoying.

Yeah.

I hate jeans.

Are you sure you're okay with this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're friends for.

Roomies.

Right?

Right.

You can sleep right here.

I mean, no one's sleeping here, so.

There's plenty of room.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah.

Are, are you okay?

Are you okay with my tits?

It's okay.

It's okay.

They're just very.

Nice.

Voluptuous, yeah.

Oh.

Not really.

Well, thanks.

You know, actually, would you want to like

massage them?

They're kind of sore.

My girlfriend really likes to, or ex-girlfriend.

I keep calling her my girlfriend.

She's not my girlfriend anymore.

My ex-girlfriend likes to dove-fuck.

It's like you rub your tit, like, on

the pussy.

And they're super sore, so.

Can you, can you like massage them?

Oh.

Are you okay?

Something wrong?

What's wrong with you right now?

No, I'm okay.

You're being weird.

I'm okay.

Why are you being weird?

I just wanted to make sure.

It was just a, I just never, I

haven't done this in a long time.

It's just been a while.

Yeah, well, they're, they're super sore, so I

need some help.

Okay, okay.

So just caress like this.

Does that, does that feel good?

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh.

Wow, they're so bouncy.

It's like bouncy, almost.

Yeah, well, I try to do, I try

to do push-ups.

That's why, you know.

And yoga helps, too.

You should come to yoga with me sometimes,

but you're always locking yourself up, reading.

Oh, I really.

No, I totally should.

I'm missing out on yoga.

Yeah.

Like, right?

Yeah, the stretching and.

Yeah, it's good.

The body tightening and.

Mm-hmm.

Why don't we ever hang out?

I don't know.

Um, you have that stupid girlfriend.

Well, she's not my girlfriend anymore, so I'll

be much more available now.

Oh, that would be really.

That would be really nice.

Um, you know, my, my vagina's kind of

sore, too.

Like, could you massage it?

Like, with what?

Well, with your hands.

No, your foot.

I mean, I guess you could do.

Oh, I'm not going to talk about her.

Oh, yeah.

She was into feet, too.

Let's not talk about that one.

She was weird.

So, you're sore down there?

Yeah, I'm sore, like, right here.

Yeah, I'm, like, so sore.

Okay.

Tripping is so painful at the end of

the day.

Oh, I'll massage.

Yeah, like, right there.

Feels this pain.

You know, you're just giving me a massage.

I don't mean to be all.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Girlfriend.

I'm fine.

It's just, you're so beautiful.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

No.

Oh, you're talented.

I'm so talented.

There are many talents that you don't even

know about.

But you hear about them.

I like your feet.

You like my feet?

They're really nice.

Thanks.

Do you get foot massages?

Did your stupid girlfriend give you foot massages?

No, I just get pedicures.

Oh, that's a shame.

Yeah.

They're so beautiful.

Oh, thanks.

So, you want me to massage you?

I can do that.

I'm sure you can.

Okay.

So, how do you like it?

Like this?

Oh, my.

Oh, I see.

Oh, wow.

You're really good at that.

Thanks.

I try.

You're really good.

I wish I could be that good.

Maybe you can show me.

Really?

Can you show me how good you are?

Show me how good you are.

Oh, my.

You definitely underestimate yourself.

I'm just really enthusiastic.

I want to help you be less sore.

That's helping.

Oh, my.

Your pussy juice is so sweet.

You're wrong.

It's just how I imagined.

Is it nice and juicy for you?

My spit's really juicy, too.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want me to play with those

titties for you?

My titties?

Do you want me to play with your

titties?

You have the most beautiful tits.

This is what dreams taste like.

Ew.

Stop.

Yeah.

Oh, you fuck this face.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Stop.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, it's really hurting, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Why

are your pants still on?

Or your shorts?

I'm just dying to know why they're still

on.

They can be whatever you want it to

be.

They're still on.

You want them off?

Yeah.

I'm kind of curious about that nipple thing

you were talking about.

Dog fracking?

You want to show me?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Just get nice and wet first.

And then maybe like, I guess, like, a

hard...

Maybe rub your fingers in between.

And then you just kind of go like

this.

Oh, yes, that feels...

It feels good.

That feels so nice.

Oh my god.

You like that?

You like it when I rub my titty

on your hoodie?

Like that?

You like that?

You like it?

You like it, don't you?

Are you gonna come for me?

Are you gonna come for me?

Yes, I'll do whatever you want.

Yes, yes.

Don't you come for me.

Are you gonna do anything I want?

I'll remind you of that when we're done

here.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, baby.

Baby, come.

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

So that's what dove fucking is.

My roomie's so experienced.

Yeah, this roomie's really experienced.

Oh.

Your lips are like pillows.

Oh, my God.

They're fluffy pillows.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna kiss them all the way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're hiding in my nipples?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What are you sure you're not seeing your

girlfriend do?

Your ex-girlfriend, I'm sorry.

Yeah, fuck that bitch.

What?

Yeah, fuck that bitch.

Yeah?

Well, basically, you, like, go like this, and

you rub your pussy up against her pussy,

and you just kind of go like this

and grind on it.

And you come down here.

Just throw me around like a rag doll?

What do you want me to call you,

a rag doll?

Oh, my God.

Baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Do you like it when I rub my

pussy against your pussy?

I can hear sweet nectar dripping.

I can think of sweet nectar.

Your pussy juice.

I've been reading poetry lately.

Oh.

That's why you like yourself in here so

much, because you're thinking of poems.

Your pussy's like sunshine.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Sunshine, huh?

Like a hot summer day?

Should I make you hotter than a day

in July?

Or August?

Oh, fuck, my pussy's dripping.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Do you think I could maybe, like, maybe

with me?

Why don't you take charge of me?

I could try it?

With sunshine.

Can I do that on you?

Sure.

Okay.

I'll get you getting all ready.

I'll get you ready when I am.

Whatever you want.

I think I'll do, I think I'll make

you forget about that girl.

Yeah, fuck me.

I'm so heartbroken.

Oh, my pussy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my pussy.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, I love that pussy.

Let me forget about herº

Stop, okay.

Well, one more time.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm sick.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, girl, look at that pussy.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's so cute.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, he's wearing your ticket in charge, right?

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

I love this pussy.

I love your little pussy.

I love your little pussy.

Oh, just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Oh.

I'm so coming.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I like it.

It's so sweet to be able to touch

your head down here.

Are you taking charge again?

Just going to get your little ass down.

You like to taste some of my pussy

juice, yeah?

Your pussy is like a goddesses, oh my

god.

You read a lot of books, Sam.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, It's

like cantaloupe juice, oh my god, so sweet.

It's like what?

cantaloupe juice?

Fresh coconut water.

I just want to lick your sweat.

I guess the vegan diet is paying off.

I think I love you.

Well, I think we're going to be even

better roommates than we are right now.

Yeah, if you ever want to read poetry

with me.

Sure.

I'll read a ballad.

We could join a book club.

Yeah, I guess I should stop worrying about

so much stupid pussy and focus on studying.

Yeah.