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Hey. What's up?

Nothing. I just wanted to come see you.

I like it when you come see me.

That's for sure.

Yeah.

I can see where you're lying.

I'm sure she had your attention today.

There's enough of me to go on.

So, Daddy?

I was wondering...

We haven't been on vacation in...

a long time.

Yeah.

Do you think maybe we could go on vacation?

I mean, I got all A's.

I'll have to think about it.

Think about it, Daddy.

Really? I'll think hard about it.

Oh, you are hard.

It's your fault.

Well, how about this? If you want to come today, You have to pinky promise me

that we can go on vacation.

Pinky promise, Daddy?

Look at this. You can drive

a pretty hard park.

I don't know.

Vacations with kids are always expensive.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Daddy, please.

I've got to take the whole family. Yes.

Even Grandpa.

I can't promise you grandpa will go.

I guess.

Yay!

Yay!

Don't love wearing pants.

Never do.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh daddy.

Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

You talked me into this, so anyway.

I know. I just want to go. I want to go to Disney World.

Disney World? What?

Disney World? What are we, little kids?

Yeah, I'm not good. I know.

What about, like, Alice in Adventure?

Like, this is a roller coaster. I want to go to Disney World. National

Mountain. National Mountain.

No. At least they plan to do it like that. Is that, like, where they have

mushrooms or something?

Oh. We could do that.

That's not a vacation.

I want to take the whole two week road trip and have a blast.

But anyway.

Can we drive to Hawaii?

Thailand.

Okay, that's a little too far to drive.

And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for airfare.

I only made like a few mistakes.

You're staying hard in New York.

That's for business.

Yeah. She's paying for it. I am?

Well, yeah.

I want to go to Disney World.

Hopefully it gets her away. You know what?

If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down.

Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah.

Finally.

We are

going to Bali World. It's settled.

Yep. Are you kidding me, Dad?

Nope.

There's something there for the whole family.

Well, shit, at least we get to go on vacation.

And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west.

So I don't get to go on a road trip?

We can get you as far as Grandpa. Finally, I don't have to hear her.

Fuck you.

See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back

and spank you again.

Do I have to film it this time? I'm his first.

Okay.

Well, that was easy.

I want to go to Disney World.

Please, Dad. Nope. Please. Please.

You three couldn't agree.

Please. So I cast the decision.

At least whiny little bitch doesn't get away this time.

Kids, stop fighting.

I'll take away more privileges.

Oh, Thailand.

Okay, that's a little too far to drive.

No. And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for

everything.

I only made, like, a few steaks.

You're sending her to New York.

That's for business.

Yeah. She's paying for it. I am?

Well, yeah.

I want to go to Disney World.

He always gets in her way.

You know what?

If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down.

Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah.

Finally.

In the end, you're going to put your foot down anyway.

We are going to Bali World itself.

Bali World?

Seriously?

Yep. Are you kidding me, Dad?

Nope.

There's something there for the whole family.

Well, sure, at least we get to go on vacation somewhere.

And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west.

So I'm going to go on a road trip?

We can get you as far as Grandpa.

Finally, I don't have to hear her.

Fuck you.

See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back

and spank you again.

Do I have to film at this time? I get first.

Okay.

Well, that was easy.

I'll leave you guys to Disney World.

Please, Dad? Nope. Please? Please? You three couldn't agree.

Please? So I cast the decider.

At least whiny little bitch doesn't get away this time around.

Kids,

stop fighting.

I'll take away more privileges.

God, are we there yet?

We should be at Grandpa's by now.

Oh, please.

Thank you.

Try it.

This is your idea of how to shut me up? Yeah.

Thank you very much.

song

Well, I couldn't stop now.

That's too bad.

Hey, Dad.

Come on in.

Hey, Chase.

Hey, Grandpa.

What's going on, Grandpa?

Sorry you can't make the trip with us, but take good care of Kate while we're

gone. Oh, I will.

I'm sure.

Are you not going to hug your sister before we leave? Come on.

Grandpa.

You ain't hugging Grandpa.

I know better.

All right.

Take good care of her, huh? Oh, you bet.

What did you do in the car?

Nothing too bad.

Nothing too bad.

Well, nothing is bad.

It's all good. I got bored for a little bit.

Did you?

Yeah. And other people. And other people.

That's true.

I'll have to do something about that.

I

need

some room to work.

That's good.

Amen.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, suck that turkey.

Suck that turkey.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Massive teller here.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

I like it.

You like putting it in my ass?

Yeah, I know.

I'm gonna fuck your ass.

You're gonna fuck me in the ass. Yes, I am.

It's tight.

You know it's gonna hurt.

I'll take Grandpa's cough.

Yeah? Yeah.

He took it last time.

Even though it did hurt.

Oh yeah.

I want to see it too.

Lay down on your back.

Lay on your back?

Okay. I want to see it.

I want to see it sliding down.

I guess my thoughts got used to your cough.

I guess they did.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh. Oh.

Try a different position.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

I want doggy. Doggy's down.

Mm-hmm. Oh, I like doggy. Mm-hmm.

Oh.

That's great.

Mm-hmm.

I'll put it back in my mouth.

grace.com

Face away from me. Get on top of me.

Facing that way.

I want to see it right back in your ass. Okay.

That's it.

Oh yeah.

There it is.

Oh yeah.

There we go. Oops.

This looks good from this point of view, I'll tell you that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that cock in that ass.

Oh, yeah.

Look. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that ass.

Slowly pull out. Very slowly.

I want to see that.

All right. Turn around.

You've got to talk to me again.

I feel okay.

I can see it.

And he pops right back in like...

Yeah,

it's fucking

awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

I love it.

Yeah, you like it when I crack this deep in my ass? Yeah, I do.

My bad.

I'm like, ah, the cracks in the deep in your ass.

Oh, look at my balls.

Yeah, I hate that.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm

-hmm.

That's it.

There you go.

Alright, give me a minute.

There we go.

That's it for today.

And you're caught.

Was I?

Yeah.

Yeah, I like it. You

like it?

So do I.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

It doesn't hurt anymore, does it? It feels good, doesn't it?

If you fuck me hard enough I might cum.

You think so? Yeah.

Let me see that asshole. Let me see that asshole.

Is that asshole open?

Look at that.

Such a pretty little asshole.

Let's see.

oh my god

Oh, wow.

That was a lot.

I feel kind of funny.

Oh, shit.

Grandpa?

Grandpa. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Dad?

Dad, uh, Grandpa, I don't think, I think something's wrong with Grandpa. He just,

he like, just, he like passed out. I don't know what's wrong with him. We

need to come back. We need to take him to the hospital or something.

Okay. Alright, please hurry, please hurry.

Fuck.

I can't believe we're having to do this.

It's your sister's fault.

We thought it had to be something.

You're just being gentle.

Action.

How did this happen?

I don't know. I was fucking him and all of a sudden he just fell over. He was

like in a coma or something.

I guess he died, but I tried waking him back up.

You fucked my father to death.

Oh my God.

What are you doing? Be careful.

You probably had a heart attack.

I didn't mean to.

Sure you did. Did you say heart attack or heart attack?

Sorry,

I have to add a little bit of levity to that. I mean, fuck.

Well, where are we going to take him?

I don't know, because I'll be goddamned if I'm going to ruin my vacation over

that old fart. I don't know, if I'm in Hollywood.

What about, can we just, like, jump off out of the house like a male would do

with him?

She's liable to fuck him three or four times and then put him in a meat

grinder. That's not away from a guy band.

I mean, it solves the problem, though.

I should think of my Uncle Phil's house.

Yeah, in a day or two, he comes and goes enough.

Yeah. Wait.

Isn't Uncle Dick out of the country?

You know what?

Oh, my God, he is.

He doesn't notice anything, and he's here.

Let's put him in his van. We'll drop him off at Uncle Phil's or Uncle Dick's on

the way.

And that way Kate can still make her flight.

Yeah. And we'll have a funeral when we get back.

Oh, my God. He'll keep that long.

Yeah, we can't miss our vacation.

Right? I bet she has a smile on her casket.

You shouldn't be joking.

No. Well, yeah, you should.

At least I got one last time in.

He came and went at the same time.

Yeah.

I have to make that my life goal.

Hopefully many years from now.

It's going to be okay, I promise.

I just feel fucking so bad.

I was just fucking him and then we just fell over.

It's okay, at least it went out in a good way.

Yeah, but why'd it have to be me?

I know, I'm so sorry.

Get up there and do it again.

You're so cute.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe I can take this dress off you.

Yeah.

How about we try this?

Let's hope I don't do this to you now.

Give me a hug.

Everything's going to be okay.

Oh, yes.

Everything, oh.

What did I just walk in on?

Oh my God.

Haven't you done enough damage for the night, young lady?

No, but I'm trying to make her feel better.

That's probably about her.

She's just helping me.

Well, we can give you a little more help.

Can I help you out with this?

Yeah.

Oh, Dad.

I'm so glad we can get together as a family.

Me too.

A whole family, no less.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hell yeah, Pop.

Why not?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Daddy? Yes, Daddy?

Mommy, yes, Daddy?

Mommy?

Why don't you ride me for a minute so you can watch your brother fuck your

sister?

fellow birdie, never mind.

Oh, yeah.

It's looking that way for sure. Oh, man, it feels so good.

That was so great.

You are definitely the best babysitter ever.

You know, I've been really wanting to talk to you about that. I really want to

be, you know, your number one, your only babysitter.

I'm probably going to have to tell your wife about us.

Oh, you don't have to do that. You'll always be my number one sitter.

Oh, good.

Making sure that you'll never be able to tell my wife.

At least not until we're long gone.

What are you doing?

Um... He's dead!

Yeah, but it took... What the fuck?

It didn't take a car.

Yeah, that shouldn't be anyway.

What was that?

Are you becoming the family necrophilia?

What? Griff is moving.

Griff is alive, Dad.

I stroked him back to life.