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[ School bell rings ]
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Principle Vagina:
Mr. and Mrs. Smith,
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thank you for taking time
off work to come in.
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So, what's this about,
Principal vagina?
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Yeah, what is this about?
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You're not a leaner.
You don't have that in you.
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Go sit at your desk like the
outer city principal you are.
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Morty! Summer! Stop.
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Their latest offense
had students
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packing their gums
with this --
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[ Case beaming lowly ]
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This growth gives users
perfect memories.
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And there's no right way
to put this...
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...the student body
now do nothing
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but relive their
intimate achievements.
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Student: Yes, more!
More canola oil!
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Add to that Morty replacing
himself with ninja clones,
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Summer making toilets
chant your weight when you sit,
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and this is their third
sci-fi strike this semester.
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Morty and Summer
are officially expelled.
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Expelled? Can't you just
suspend them with pay?
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What has gotten
into you two?
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You're unrecognizable
lately --
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[ Phone dings ]
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[ No audio ]
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[ Phone trilling ]
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Mom gets red
when she's angry.
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Do we have any canola oil?
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[ Portal whirs ]
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[ Claps ]
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Ugh!
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Add muting adults to the list.
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So I wasn't having
a mental breakdown.
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Phew!
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Quit summoning me
like this.
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People are gonna think
I'm a genie.
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Dad, the kids
just got expelled
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for being
high-concept assholes.
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[ Ricktech hoe beaming ]
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[ Screams, groans ]
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Turning people into carrots
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won't help you beat
the genie allegations.
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I won't dignify that
with a response, Jerry,
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but I will make you
a carrot at some point.
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[ Ricktech hoe beaming ]
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Too much. Too much!
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My bones were my skin
and my organs were frozen
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in the orange marrow
my blood became.
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Oh, dear.
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The kids aren't expelled.
They aren't expelled!
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A! All A's! Every class!
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[ Whimpering ]
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Dad, this is why
they're so spoiled.
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You bail them out before
they ever learn a lesson.
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Yeah, you turned out
so awesome without him.
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Don't give Rick
that much credit,
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he's not bailing us out,
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he's being
a lazy piece of shit.
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The fuck you just say?
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[ Poof ]
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Ugh! Little bitch
Ninja-logged me.
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See?
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Okay, you win.
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I heard about this
sleepaway camp off-world
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[ Morty screaming in distance ]
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that rich people ship
their spoiled kids to.
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You're sending them away?
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Shouldn't you be
handling it yourself?
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[ Screaming grows louder ]
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This is me handling it.
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You want me to find a switch?
Bend 'em over?
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Give 'em the ol' hot seat?
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I know
you're being sarcastic,
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but I don't like
the excitement in your voice.
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Good.
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Oh, whatever.
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Keep turning your problems
into carrots.
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Beth!
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[ Loud crash, screaming stops ]
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Pack your shit.
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Electric buzzing ]
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{\an8}[ Feet thumping ]
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{\an8}This is bullshit.
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{\an8}How else are we
supposed to treat our
normie-ass classmates?
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{\an8}We're literally
in space right now.
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{\an8}Yeah, why do we
get punished
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{\an8}for being better
than everyone?
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{\an8}Because you aren't. I am.
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{\an8}You two are remora --
too fucking spoiled
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{\an8}to know you're mooching
off a shark.
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{\an8}Ugh! Whatever, bro.
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{\an8}Me and Summer
have grown so much
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{\an8}we arced onto same page.
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{\an8}But I guess
we haven't grown
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{\an8}as much as your
fucking bald spot.
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{\an8}Yeah, you dumb bitch!
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{\an8}It's pickleball-sized now.
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{\an8}Oh, wow. Wow!
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{\an8}Look at Beyoncé,
rolling up the partition.
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{\an8}[ Phone ringing ]
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{\an8}Ho ho! Did I make the cover?
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{\an8}[ Laughs ] I can't believe
you wanted to,
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{\an8}you fucking loser.
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{\an8}Goddamn it!
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{\an8}His thirsty ass picked up
on the first ring.
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{\an8}[ Loud whooshing ]
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{\an8}What are you doing?
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{\an8}Reminding you who
the shark is.
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[ Skin ripping, screaming ]
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[ Electronics clattering ]
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[ Smoke fizzes ]
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[ Machine powers down ]
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Oh! Thank God.
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It's...over...
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Chuckles ] If you thought
that dial was bad,
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check out this button.
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[ Pod snaps shut, buzzes ]
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[ Flames roaring, screaming ]
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{\an8}[ Pod clanking, they groan ]
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On your feet, maggots!
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Move! Move! Move! Move!
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Let's go!
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[ Screams ]
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Listen, whatever this is,
I can't dig holes all summer.
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I have gentle hands,
piano player's hands!
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Well,
put those hands to work...
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Both: ...Doin' whatever
the fuck you want!
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{\an8}[ Laughs ]
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{\an8}So, just to be clear?
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{\an8}[ Guitar playing ]
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{\an8}The kids took
over the camp.
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{\an8}[ Firework squeals ]
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{\an8}Oh! Uh...g- good?
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{\an8}You feel that?
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{\an8}The AC?
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{\an8}Beth, you know, if it's over
65 degrees, I get hives.
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{\an8}No. This is the first time
we've had the house
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{\an8}to ourselves since...
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{\an8}I know she keeps
drugs in here.
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{\an8}She's 17 and hangs out
with my dad.
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{\an8}[ Shelf beeps ]
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{\an8}Ooh, I think
I found some.
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{\an8}Oh, thank God.
I mean -- oh, no.
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{\an8}Not sure what goes
in what orifice.
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Ooh.
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{\an8}This looks familiar enough.
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{\an8}[ Cap pops ]
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{\an8}[ Magical twinkling ]
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{\an8}[ Coughing violently ]
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{\an8}[ Joint crackles ]
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{\an8}[ Exhales ]
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{\an8}Still got it.
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{\an8}Huh. Do you feel anything?
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I mean...
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...I'm feeling...
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[ Mystical whooshing ]
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[ Giggling ]
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...G- great. [ Gasps ]
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We should steal a car!
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[ Laughs ]
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Rick: Beth? Future carrot?
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[ Joint sizzles ]
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I dropped off
the little freaks.
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You two wanna grab a drink?
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Shh. [ Giggles ]
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[ Laughs ]
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We...we aren--
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We aren't home.
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What? U-oh, Beth, gross.
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Just don't reply next time.
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[ Door shuts, they giggle ]
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Ahh.
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How'd Summer
get drugs from Japan?
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What even is this stuff?
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{\an8}[ Phone beeping ]
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{\an8}[ Woman vocalizing ]
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[ Both chuckling ]
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Oh, man, we totally
had you guys.
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It's not a real
camp anymore.
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We campers overthrew
the counselors years ago.
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Years ago.
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Yeah, ya goofy hoes!
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We run this shit now.
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Anything you want? We got.
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Anything you wanna do?
You do.
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Can I fire a bazooka
on a skateboard?
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C'mon,
you know the answer.
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Oh, my God,
I'm gonna do it.
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So what happened
to the counselors?
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Murdered 'em.
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[ Bird squawks, skull clatters ]
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Fuck.
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Oh, God.
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That's where we dump our lame.
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Pretty sick, right?
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Sickly...awesome.
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Let's give 'em a tour.
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[ Skateboard clinks ]
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[ Thuds, grunts ]
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Oh. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Is he okay?
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Oh, God. Who gives a shit?
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[ Slurping ]
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That's the amphitheater.
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Great place to get fucked.
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Screaming ]
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{\an8}That's the archery range.
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{\an8}Perfect place to get fucked.
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That's the cafeteria.
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Super awesome place --
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We get it.
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But where does everything else,
like, come from?
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A bunch of us have
trust funds,
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so we just DoorDash
anything we want.
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Greek food incoming.
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And... no tip.
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What, I didn't see
him make it.
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Excuse me,
Edward Merlot Hands
coming through.
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Look, you're the first kid
to show up here in ages.
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So, uh...
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Do you two solemnly swear
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to dedicate your life
to the party?
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[ Party music thumping ]
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Woop woop!
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Yeah! [ Chuckles ]
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I'm gonna party ‘til my face
fucking face melts off!
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[ Woman vocalizing ]
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Well, I guess being
high forever isn't all bad.
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I'll lose my job and --
and -- and, uh,
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try to understand
Jackson Pollock paintings.
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It was a visualization
of suicide.
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Aw, it totally was.
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You ruined it!
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Are we really gonna be
high forever?
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C-Can we Google this?
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[Giggles ]
We can Google anything.
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[ Keyboard clicking ]
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Oh, Jer Bear, look!
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They have some
version of Narcan
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at a pharmacy
the next solar system over.
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How are we supposed
to get there?
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My dad has a way to hail
space cabs in the garage.
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Come on.
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How's this not needing him?
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Cause we're doing it
behind his back.
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[ Woman vocalizing ]
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How do these work again?
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Like this, watch.
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Oh, wow.
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[ Grunts softly ]
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[ Body thumping ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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Oh, that's way easier!
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You can't back out
of this deal.
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I got a pallet full
of people-sized carrots.
262
00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,537
[ Speaking indistinctly
over phone ]
"Not your problem?"
263
00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,247
Oh, it's about to be.
264
00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,541
If we make
irregular rhythms...
265
00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,044
[ Shudders ]
266
00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,044
...he can't hear us
under there.
267
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,047
He's your dad,
not the god of Arrakis.
268
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,383
[ Satellite chimes, beeps ]
269
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,551
All right, Zarz Dinnarz
will be here
270
00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,388
in what I'm guessing
is three minutes --
271
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,723
[ Slug smacks ]
272
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,723
Oh, that was seconds.
273
00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,434
Hey! For, um, Rick?
274
00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,436
You may enter me.
275
00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,063
Uh, okay.
276
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,898
[ Squelching ]
277
00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,566
Ah!
278
00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,566
Please sit still.
279
00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,736
I have taken a form
your butts desire.
280
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,071
[ Panting ]
281
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,447
Oh, my God,
this is the exact limo
282
00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,490
we took to prom.
283
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,909
Those can't be real pretzels?
284
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,411
[ Bottle pops ]
285
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,411
Oh, isn't this amazing?
286
00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,496
It's like we're hanging out
as kids again.
287
00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,416
Oh, everything's slick
like a womb.
288
00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,251
Oh, I need to get baby-sized.
289
00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,795
If I'm born, I'll rip my mother
from crack to crack!
290
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,088
Everything okay back there?
291
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,090
Uh, do you have
an umbilical cord?
292
00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,300
What? Are you people high?
293
00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,094
Oh, we shouldn't
have done this, Beth.
294
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,429
We're too old to be this high.
295
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,931
Oh, sweetie,
I'm right here with you.
296
00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,933
You're safe.
We're safe.
297
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,019
[ Breathing deeply ]
298
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,019
[ Panting ]
299
00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,480
[ Sighs in relief ]
300
00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,480
Mm.
301
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,940
Wow.
302
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,942
It's like prom night
all over again.
303
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,610
You found the right hole
eventually.
304
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,945
Where's the moonroof?
305
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,280
I need -- I need
to tell the universe
306
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,448
that Beth Sanchez
is the best thing
307
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,158
that's ever happened to me.
308
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,285
Aw, Jer.
309
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,285
Uh, what? Please remain seated.
310
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,871
But how will the cosmos
know how I feel?
311
00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,622
[ Splat, squelch! ]
312
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,332
[ Laughing excitedly ]
313
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,043
[ Screams ]
314
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,878
Zarz: My dermis!
315
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,629
[ Squelching ]
316
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,131
[ Whirs ]
317
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,632
Jerry: Ah!
318
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,632
Oh, my God!
319
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,052
[ Loud crashing ]
320
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,845
[ Shoppers gasp ]
321
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,181
[ Beth and Jerry giggling ]
322
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,181
Whoo!
323
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,187
{\an8}[ Weakly ] Thank you
for choosing Zarz Dinnarz.
324
00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,022
{\an8}Oh, my gosh, is he dying?
325
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,649
{\an8}[ Yawning ]
No, I'm just tired.
326
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,819
{\an8}I've been doing a lot
of airport runs at night.
327
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,654
[ Alka-seltzer fizzes ]
328
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:35,200
[ Vic Mensa's "Down On My Luck"
plays ]
329
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,327
♪ When I get down on my luck
330
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,995
♪ I hide behind my eyes
in Hollywood ♪
331
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,830
♪ They say, "Ain't what you know
but who you know ♪
332
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,166
♪ You need to know someone
to know no one" ♪
333
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,834
♪ When I get down on my luck ♪
334
00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,669
♪ I roll one up and roll around
all by my lonesome ♪
335
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,505
♪ Lost some years,
I used to know ♪
336
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,049
♪ I know my fate like
bullets in a shotgun ♪
337
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,509
♪ When I get down on my luck ♪
338
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,385
♪ I hide behind my eyes
in Hollywood ♪
339
00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,012
♪ They say, "Ain't what you know
but who you know ♪
340
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,515
♪ You need to know someone
to know no one" ♪
341
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,350
♪ When I get down on my luck
342
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,352
♪ I roll one up and roll around
all by my lonesome ♪
343
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,937
♪ Lost some years,
I used to know ♪
344
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,272
♪ I know my fate like
bullets in a shotgun ♪
345
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,899
♪ She loves to dream,
living in and off ♪
346
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,692
♪ And out her mind
in space and time ♪
347
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,694
♪ She takes a line
and lies her life away ♪
348
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,239
♪ You might just say
she stays to go nowhere ♪
349
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,532
[ Puking ]
350
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,700
[ Porta Potties thudding ]
351
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,786
[ Both screaming ]
352
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,414
[ Both groaning ]
353
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,459
Bitch, move.
354
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:31,214
These assholes have way more
stamina for being assholes.
355
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,135
Boys. Margo's gonna blow!
356
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,594
[ Grunting ]
357
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,594
[ Chuckles ]
358
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,221
[ Explosive fart,
Fart Baby whines ]
359
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,140
Oh, look at that,
a Fart Baby!
360
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,267
What the fuck!
361
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,267
Oh, my God.
362
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,310
False alarm.
Just another baby.
363
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,979
Get that Fart Baby a beer!
364
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,314
Campers: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
365
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,233
Is that kid gonna be okay?
366
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,484
Fart Baby? Yeah, man.
367
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,902
He will be if he parties.
368
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,237
Fart Baby party!
369
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,405
Dude, this has gotten
out of hand.
370
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,739
Yeah, we gotta
bounce before
371
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,575
we turn into
even bigger assholes.
372
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,451
What's this talk
about leavin'?
373
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,912
Yeah, we're having
a good time, right?
374
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,999
Kind of feels like
we aren't free to go.
375
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,250
Isn't that
technically a rule?
376
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,835
Nah, man.
377
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,420
Besides, all that's out there
is that shitty ass town.
378
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,921
We just need to call
our grandpa.
379
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,256
No phone calls.
380
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,256
Okay.
381
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,175
I'm sorry,
but see, that's two rules.
382
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,426
Fuck that shit.
383
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,677
You guys took
an oath to rage,
384
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,596
and now you want
to skip out on one?
385
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,015
Yeah, I'm starting to get a real
lame vibe from these two.
386
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,935
And you saw the dead pile
of lame people, right?
387
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,770
[ Fart Baby cries ]
388
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,980
Oh, now look what you did.
389
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,148
Fart Baby's crying.
390
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,816
It's okay, Fart Baby.
391
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,109
They're not going anywhere.
392
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,152
They're gonna rage.
393
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,279
Oh, no, no. We're cool.
394
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989
Then prove it.
395
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,658
[ Can pops ]
396
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,161
[ Fart Baby whines, cries ]
397
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:48,166
[ Panting ]
398
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:48,166
I wish we hadn't given
beer to that baby.
399
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,251
[ Exhales ]
400
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,630
Oh, Beth,
I had the strangest dream
401
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,257
we got high forever.
402
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,429
Yeah, this makes
a lot more sense.
403
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,225
[ Nervously ]Uh, honey,
how long have we been here?
404
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,559
Couple days? Couple weeks?
405
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,895
This store planet has
an artificial sky.
406
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,438
[ Gasps ] Jerry, look!
407
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,274
[ Phone beeps ]
408
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,237
[ Phone beeps ]
409
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,237
Damn it!
410
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,155
It's in jail
with the deodorant.
411
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,907
[ Dinging ]
412
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,907
Hologram: Paging associate,
please wait.
413
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,742
Okay, [chuckles]
he's on his way.
414
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,495
[ Chuckles ]
415
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,495
Paging associate.
Please wait.
416
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,456
Paging associate.
Please wait.
417
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,416
Because he was
a bus ride away. Right.
418
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,627
The whole planet is a mall.
419
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754
Paging associate.
Please wait.
I hope he gets here soon.
420
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,631
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.
421
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,631
Oh.
422
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,341
He's at an airport.
423
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,341
Paging associate.
Please wait.
424
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,927
Connecting flight?!
425
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,927
I can't take this anymore.
426
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,595
[ Glass breaks, alarm blaring ]
427
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,931
Security guard:
Hey, stop right there!
428
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,099
Jerry: Oh!
429
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,099
Beth: Yes!
430
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,976
[ Both screaming ]
431
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,478
Whoo!
432
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,478
[ Elevator dings ]
433
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,649
[ Grunts ]
434
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,649
[ Segway whirs ]
435
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,818
[ Both grunt ]
436
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:57,944
Did it work?
437
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,489
Are we un-high?
438
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,782
[ Phone beeps ]
439
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,285
We have too few hearts, Jerry.
440
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,995
Too few hearts!
441
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,997
Beth, I called Rick.
442
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,373
What?!
443
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,542
You have a cosmic
safety net for a dad.
444
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,793
Embrace it.
445
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,461
Well, that makes me
feel like a baby.
446
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,213
It's okay to be
a baby sometimes.
447
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,340
I've been a baby our
entire marriage.
448
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,467
But we should all get a turn.
449
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,802
Well.
450
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,470
Well, I -- I did have fun.
451
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,555
Me too.
452
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,683
Oh, now I'm invited to hang.
453
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,476
Whoa! [ Thuds, groans ]
454
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:35,857
Oh, everyone wants grandpa's
help, but nobody wants grandpa.
455
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,027
If we had a car,
I'd roll the windows up.
456
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,737
Summer:
Bars have phones, right?
457
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,155
[ Music plays faintly ]
458
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,531
Well, woo!
459
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,991
Look who came
down the mountain
460
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,577
to grace us
with their presence.
461
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,579
I didn't think
you camp assholes
462
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,830
ever left your bubble.
463
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,373
Who gives a shit, lady?
464
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,500
This may be a literal
matter of life and death.
465
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,085
Can we phone our grandfather?
466
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,004
Did not hear a "please."
467
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,589
Bitch, oh, my God!
468
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,589
Fine, please!
469
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,007
"Bitch?" 'Scuse me?
470
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,092
I don't think
you can reclaim words,
471
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,594
so I don't appreciate that.
472
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,347
One call.
473
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,347
Oh, my God,
thank you so much.
474
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,015
What's his number?
475
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,015
12.
476
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,059
12? That's a phone number?
477
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,394
[ Phone dialing, ringing ]
478
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,356
Grandpa Rick,
you need to come get us!
479
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,857
The campers killed
the guards and counselors,
480
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,525
and now they're living
it up by themselves
481
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,611
and won't let us leave
and I know it seems like
482
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,363
we've learned nothing
but we're done being
spoiled assholes.
483
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,073
Rick: Hep- [coughs]
here's the thing.
484
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,949
[ Giggles, coughs]
485
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,701
Rick? H-Hello?
486
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,203
[ Laughs ]
487
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,205
[ Unintelligible muttering ]
488
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,040
Bye. [ Line clicks ]
489
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,583
Okay, what the fuck?
490
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,378
Couldn't help but hear
there's a load of rich kids
491
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:42,382
up at that camp
completely unsupervised.
492
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,093
Oh, not -- not sure if,
uh, there's a reason
493
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,719
everyone needs to know that.
494
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,888
Oh, there is.
495
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,888
[ Shotgun cocks ]
496
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,973
It's visiting day.
497
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,226
For our guns.
498
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,104
Am I high
or are the kids in danger?
499
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,648
Both. [ Chuckles ]
500
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,400
We're being punished
by the universe.
501
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,069
Beth, slap me.
I-It'll sober me up.
502
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,987
[ Groans ]
503
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,987
Ow! Ow!
504
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,408
[ Thuds ]
505
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,408
Did you see how I went
up and back down?
506
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,493
Dad, we need to save
the kids in a way
507
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,245
where they think
we're not fuckups
508
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,663
they can just blow off.
509
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,291
Okay, okay, just --
just give me a sec.
510
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,794
Dad!
511
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,794
Am I not standing yet?
512
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,087
[ Grunts ]
513
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,840
Why are you s-so dense?
514
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,840
[ Groaning ]
515
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,593
[ Grumbling ]
516
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,137
Carry the two...
517
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,972
All right. All right.
518
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,474
Kiiiids, home!
519
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,852
[ Cart smacks ]
520
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,312
Ow. Did it work?
521
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,023
Are you Rick?
522
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,817
Yes.
523
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:47,113
The -- the same Rick
we just pushed through?
524
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,115
Oh, God.
525
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,115
[ Portal sloshes ]
526
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,950
I-Is this where the kids are?
527
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,785
I'm too fuckin' high
for this.
528
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,120
We pushed you through...
529
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,832
...and you came out.
530
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,668
Ah!
531
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,796
Do you feel different?
532
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,631
Uh, I don't know.
533
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,843
[ Groaning in despair ]
534
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,843
Do I?
535
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,013
Lintana:
Okey dokey, artichokey.
536
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,474
It's ransom tiiiime.
537
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,684
We googled your parents,
and I gotta tell you something,
538
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,146
you kids are some real
silver spoon fucks.
539
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,482
Except for you two --
you two aren't rich at all.
540
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,150
Ouch.
541
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,150
Hurtful.
542
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,528
What'll be "hurtful" is if
we don't get our money.
543
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,490
So you better pray mommy
and daddy pick up the phone.
544
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,159
Yeah? Let's hit it, boys.
545
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,327
[ Door shuts ]
546
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,495
We're screwed.
547
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,829
Someone's folks will pay up,
548
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,331
and we'll be out of here
in no time.
549
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,499
You don't know that.
550
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,875
All of our parents
left us here
551
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,585
because we're spoiled
pieces of shit.
552
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,504
M-Maybe they aren't
ever coming back.
553
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,547
[ Portal whirs ]
554
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,547
Oh, thank Christ.
555
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,008
[ Gasps ] It's different.
556
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,426
Wow, [laughs] it is.
557
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,346
H-h-hey, Morty! You're here.
558
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,264
Rick, get us out
of this nightmare.
559
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,017
S-sure thing, Morty.
560
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,186
Mortyyyyy.
561
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,021
Mortyyyy.
562
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,564
I like that.
563
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,564
What the --
564
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,191
[ Thuds ]
565
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,191
Quit messing around.
566
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,692
Where's the portal gun?
567
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,860
I think I --
568
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,737
I think I left it
in the shopping cart.
569
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,865
What?
570
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,865
Did you guys smoke
my High Forever?
571
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,200
Look at me.
572
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,201
Look at me.
573
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,536
You can't get angry, Summer.
574
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,204
I gave it to you. Probably.
575
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,373
Oh, my God.
576
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,373
Wow. They're out
of their gourds.
577
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,791
We are zooted.
578
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,626
This is why
we've been acting out.
579
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,212
Because we have absolute
psychos as role models.
580
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,797
You guys are bad parents.
581
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,216
Boo! [ Laughs ]
582
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,134
This version of
everyone's mean.
583
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,219
You know what?
584
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,554
That man over there
585
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,055
is the smartest man
in the universe,
586
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,557
and he always bails us out.
587
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,225
But he ain't bailing
out shit right now.
588
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,560
We need to save ourselves.
589
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,603
Now put that
affluenza to good use
590
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,564
and be the campers
who took over this camp.
591
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,566
Great speech, Summer.
592
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,566
You think so?
593
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,942
I tried to keep it tight.
594
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,569
No, no. It felt good.
I'm fired up.
595
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,571
If we could just get to
the archery shed.
596
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,114
We just need a distraction.
597
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,576
Can't believe these kids
had access to bidets
598
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,077
and didn't think
to use them.
599
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,662
I really hate standing guard.
600
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,789
I want to get back to
power washing my asshole.
601
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,791
[ Groans ]
602
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,003
Look, pal,
don't know how you got here,
603
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,504
but you are clearly lost.
604
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,965
[ Metal clanks ]
605
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,965
[ Grunts ] Oh!
606
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,801
Die, stupid bitch.
607
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,805
Jesus Christ, he's so high
he's walkin' through people!
608
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,974
[ Gunshots ]
609
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,935
[ Scream burps ]
610
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,979
[ Townie screams ]
611
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,815
[Townie's screaming ]
612
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,276
[ Rick chuckles ]
613
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,653
[ Scream burps ]
614
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,948
Goddamn,
m-maybe I could have
615
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,992
just yelled "Over there!"
or something?
616
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,203
{\an8}♪♪
617
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,290
Let's take back
this camp... again.
[ Campers cheer ]
618
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,958
[ Punk song plays ]
619
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,877
♪ One, two, three, four
townie blood on the floor ♪
620
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,962
♪ Tear 'em open, tear 'em up
backwoods honkeytonk ♪
621
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,048
♪ Rich kids versus working men
feeling weird to root for them ♪
622
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,216
♪ I'm not gonna pick a team
everyone is dumb and mean! ♪
623
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,302
♪ Nepo babies bust 'em wide
everybody's bad inside ♪
624
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,638
♪ It's a riot, it's a war
no one to be cheering for ♪
625
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,640
♪ Blood on the floor
blood on the floor ♪
626
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,517
♪ Teeth in the blood ♪
627
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,145
♪ I hate the queen! ♪
628
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,730
Rad.
629
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:12,068
Jesus! I'm saying
I have captured your child.
630
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,819
Be more worried.
631
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,488
Parlo: Oh, that's good
to hear he's still having
632
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,198
a nice time at camp.
633
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,198
[ Phone clicks ]
634
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,824
Hello? Oh, my --
they -- Click?
635
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,994
Click? I'll click you!
That motherfucker hung up.
636
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,245
[ Splat! ]
637
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,539
[ Gunshot, splat! ]
638
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,500
Do not just stand there.
Get him!
639
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,834
[ Splat, thud ]
640
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,004
[ Groans ] Oh, god!
I'm only one guy.
641
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,882
I already got hit
with an arrow!
642
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,719
Why is this so triumphant?
643
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,013
Mom!
644
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,013
Mom!
645
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,015
Put the bows down slowly.
646
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,893
Jerry.
Tell me you see that?
647
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,688
[ Woman vocalizing ]
648
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,688
Oh, look,
there's more over there.
649
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,356
What's going on?
What are they doing?
650
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,857
[ Grunts ]
651
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,857
Ow!
652
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,526
Damn it. "Look over there"
would have worked.
653
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,736
All right,
all right, dial it down.
654
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,780
I'm surrendering.
I know when I'm beat.
655
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,782
Fuckin' A right.
See ya.
656
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,701
Whoa, guys!
We won!
657
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,953
Jesus, these rich kids
are nutballs.
658
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,205
See what I mean?
We're the same.
659
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,415
I wouldn't go that far.
660
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,750
[ Explosion ]
661
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,585
[ Thuds ]
662
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,754
Rick: [ Coughing ]
663
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,260
[ Water splashing ]
664
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,640
Lintana: Won't he drown?
665
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,642
Nah, he'll be fine.
666
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,269
Might even sober him up.
667
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,063
Dad, I want you
to meet Fart Baby.
668
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,440
It only drinks beer.
669
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,775
[ Spaceship whirs ]
670
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,404
Thanks for coming
to pick us up, space, mom.
671
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,905
Yeah, yeah. No problem.
672
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,782
Let's get out of this camp
that didn't work at all.
673
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,951
Is that Bill fucking Pullman?
674
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,787
Maybe this was good
for all of us.
675
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,789
M-Maybe it will
chill us all out.
676
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,958
Shut up. Don't tell
your parents how to parent.
677
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,585
Rick:
I want Del Taco now!
678
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,961
How long does
this high even last?
679
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,797
Forever!
680
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,797
That's just the name, mom.
681
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,799
Should be normal...
in a few days.
682
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,259
Summer, did they
take that stuff
683
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,761
I gave you for a rainy day?
684
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,596
Why don't you
fuck us anymore?
685
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,598
Yeah!
We had a good thing going.
686
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,433
Del Taco!
687
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,809
The one Dawn works at.
688
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,770
Fucking throuple us.
689
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,770
Come on.
690
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,271
we're gonna see Dawn!
691
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,940
This ride is all
the scared straight we need.
692
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:21,989
{\an8}♪♪
693
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:30,873
{\an8}♪♪
694
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:38,005
{\an8}♪♪
695
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:45,679
{\an8}♪♪
696
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,808
Kids these days
love two things --
697
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,892
The latest trends
698
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,977
and animals selling vices.
699
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:56,232
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you "Cool Horse."
700
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,651
[ Tense music plays ]
701
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:05,741
{\an8}♪♪
702
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,662
Just fucking do it already!
703
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,665
The horse does seem cool.
704
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,500
[ Screaming ]
705
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,043
Man: Did you get any of that?
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