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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:05,631 [ Groans ] 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,050 Ah, ugh. 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,968 Oh, God. Oh, God. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 [ Urinating ] 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 Mmm! 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,098 [ Glass shatters ] 7 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,476 Oh. Oh, God. 8 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,061 [ Coughs ] 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,062 [ Burps loudly ] 10 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,398 [ Drunkenly muttering ] 11 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,400 [ Grunts ] 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,778 Oh, ugh. 13 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,323 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,658 [ Glass shatters ] 15 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,159 Ugh, this fuckin' thing. 16 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,537 This, uh, uhh, fuck. 17 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,496 Ho...kay. 18 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,914 [ Error dings ] 19 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,914 Come o-o-on! 20 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,249 Come on, man! 21 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,249 [ Error dings ] 22 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,834 Piece of fuckin' -- piece of shit! 23 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,337 [ Error dings ] 24 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,337 Aah! Aah! 25 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,175 Hnn, hnn, hnn, hnn, hnn! 26 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,344 [ Error dings ] 27 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,344 Lockdown initiated. 28 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,763 [ Machinery whirring ] 29 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,810 Mort-y-y-y! 30 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,689 Ohhh. Hey, pal. W-what's up? 31 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,358 Oh, g-good -- good morning, Mor-- Morty. 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,818 Yeah. Sure thing. 33 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,736 You want breakfast? 34 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,238 Or dinner? 35 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,865 Are you humoring me, Morty? 36 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,200 [ Sighs ] No. 37 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,119 I only had a couple of drinks, Morty! 38 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,204 S-so, w-what do you need me for? 39 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:22,916 This fuckin' thing locked me out! 40 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,710 Okay. Well, whose fault is that? 41 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,128 Y-o-o-ours! 42 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,128 What? 43 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,879 Let! Me! In! 44 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,964 [ Electricity crackles ] 45 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,964 Owww! 46 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:29,965 Unh! 47 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:33,427 M-o-o-o-ort-y-y-y-y! 48 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,305 I mean, Rick, I don't really know what I can do here. 49 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,807 Y-you don't give a shit about grandpa, huh? 50 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,267 Is -- Is that it, Morty? Y-you want me dead? 51 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,727 [ Sighs ] Rick... 52 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,563 Y-you won't inherit anything from me, Morty. 53 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,857 Evil boy. Wicked boy. 54 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,857 [ Cellphone ringing ] 55 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,233 Okay. You know what? 56 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,611 Hello? R-Rick S-- Rick Sanchez phone. 57 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,487 How'd -- How you get this number? 58 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,406 Reese! 59 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,406 Reese? 60 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,366 Uh, y-you're in town? Of course we can. 61 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,161 Of course I'm drunk. L-let's, uh, see you soon! 62 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,371 Guess who that was! 63 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,371 It was Reese. 64 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,081 Y-you said -- You said it out loud! 65 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,000 Fucking Reese, Morty! 66 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,044 Mnhmnh, who needs passwords, huh? 67 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,297 W-we need our minds off of this shit, Morty. 68 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,424 We gotta hang out with our pal Reese! 69 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,052 Rick, you just yelled at me, and I don't even care. 70 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,595 I like Reese that much. 71 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,430 [burps] That's 'cause he's the fuckin' best! 72 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,057 You got that right. 73 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,725 [ Downbeat rock music plays ] 74 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,185 {\an8}♪♪ 75 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,521 Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! 76 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:36,531 {\an8}♪♪ 77 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:46,541 {\an8}♪♪ 78 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:54,216 {\an8}♪♪ 79 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,926 [ Electricity crackles ] 80 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,849 {\an8}I love these trips, Reese. 81 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,142 {\an8}H-hell, yeah! 82 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,852 {\an8}Fly-fishing, babay! 83 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:06,853 {\an8}[ Reel whirs ] 84 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,896 {\an8}[ Snap! ] 85 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,439 {\an8}Aww! W-was that my fault? 86 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,732 {\an8}D-did I fuck that up? 87 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,151 {\an8}M-dawg, if they never got away, 88 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,861 {\an8}what'd be the point of catching 'em? 89 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,240 {\an8}Man, that's some great -- great fly-fishing wisdom, Reese. 90 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,658 {\an8}Really calming. 91 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,243 {\an8}You gotta wade with the current, dude. 92 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,703 {\an8}You're the best. 93 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,703 {\an8}[ Reel whirs ] 94 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,287 {\an8}Awww, geez! 95 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,497 {\an8}Hey, M-Morty. 96 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,332 {\an8}Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty! 97 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,542 {\an8}Oh! Oh, God! Rick! 98 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,836 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] Get outta here! 99 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,504 {\an8}[ Laughing ] 100 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,297 {\an8}[ Insects chirping ] 101 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,425 {\an8}I know I packed the special marshmallows. 102 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,552 {\an8}One job. 103 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,552 {\an8}I opened the cabinet, 104 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,220 {\an8}I looked at them. I know I looked at them! 105 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,805 {\an8}One job! 106 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,432 {\an8}You forgot them on the last Reese trip. 107 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,434 {\an8}Seems like a bad thing to trust me with, then. 108 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,561 {\an8}You gotta be more patient with Morty, Rick. 109 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,438 {\an8}Not everyone can be a genius. 110 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,816 {\an8}It's what you do with what you got that counts. 111 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,652 {\an8}Sorry, Morty. I could take it easier on you. 112 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,155 {\an8}I'm, uh -- I'm still wired from catching all those fish. 113 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:02,159 {\an8}Ha ha! Well, you'd find a way to get high on anything. 114 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,702 {\an8}Ain't that the truth? 115 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,370 {\an8}[ All laughing ] 116 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,538 {\an8}Rick: True. 117 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,540 {\an8}You know, Rick, you two may fight, 118 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,126 {\an8}but you're the real deal. 119 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,336 {\an8}[ Watch dings ] 120 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,336 {\an8}Heh. Thanks, Reese. 121 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,504 {\an8}[ Cellphone vibrates ] 122 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,923 {\an8}Ah, man. I hate to do this, guys, 123 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,384 {\an8}but I got some work stuff I still need to hit. 124 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,719 {\an8}Might have to call it. 125 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,596 {\an8}[burps] Sounds good to me. I'm beat. 126 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,765 {\an8}What? The -- The trip just started. 127 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,809 {\an8}Sorry, champ, but the river's not going anywhere. 128 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:31,021 {\an8}Shake a leg, Morty. Some of us got responsibilities. 129 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,732 {\an8}[ Bottles clattering ] 130 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,276 {\an8}You could always just move to Earth, Reese. 131 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,736 {\an8}Rick's a god. 132 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,321 {\an8}He could, like, grow your job out of slime. 133 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,239 {\an8}He could grow your whole company out of slime. 134 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,074 {\an8}It's a great idea, Morty. 135 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,785 {\an8}I'll pitch it to my boss. 136 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,036 {\an8}Bye, Reese. 137 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,748 {\an8}Remember, wade with the current, pal. 138 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,292 {\an8}[ Machinery whirring ] 139 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,292 {\an8}Theft detected. 140 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,963 {\an8}Um, did -- did -- did you just... 141 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,050 {\an8}Threat nullified. 142 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,385 {\an8}Shit. 143 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,385 {\an8}Jesus fucking Christ! 144 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,596 {\an8}Okay, so, Morty, I know your instinct will be 145 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,264 {\an8}to make a big deal about this. 146 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,016 {\an8}You'll be all, "Betrayal! Betrayal!" 147 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,768 {\an8}We've known him for years! 148 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:13,396 {\an8}S-so Reese takes us camping whenever you get locked out?! 149 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,233 {\an8}Oh, my God. Am I your fucking password? 150 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,193 {\an8}Ugh. It's more complex than that. 151 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,736 {\an8}But yes. 152 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,571 {\an8}Our relationship is unique in the multiverse. 153 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,948 {\an8}Th-there. Jerk off to it. 154 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,699 {\an8}It's what you always wanted. 155 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,284 {\an8}We're unique, and I depend on you. 156 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,452 {\an8}Unh! 157 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,452 {\an8}Whoa! 158 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,287 {\an8}And you needed to gaslight me 159 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,456 {\an8}with a cool fake friend to verify that?! 160 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,958 {\an8}Morty, how can you be mad at this? 161 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,710 {\an8}I created an awesome guy we had a great time with. 162 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,629 {\an8}I'm more sad about this than you, Morty. 163 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,464 {\an8}I liked Reese. Reese was cool. 164 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,300 {\an8}Now I gotta build a new fuckin' Reese thing! 165 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,426 {\an8}[ Grunting ] 166 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,387 {\an8}Unh! Hunh! Uhh! Unh! 167 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,638 {\an8}Unh! 168 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,430 {\an8}Aah! 169 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,809 {\an8}[ Muffled screaming ] 170 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:54,145 {\an8}[ Muffled screaming continues ] 171 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,981 {\an8}Mm. Mm. 172 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,609 {\an8}Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 173 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,111 {\an8}[ Gulping loudly ] 174 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,364 {\an8}Ahh. Oh. 175 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,700 {\an8}[ Gulping continues ] 176 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,998 Ahh. [ Sighs ] 177 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:18,211 What? 178 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:18,211 It's just, how is there that much liquid in there? 179 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,172 Oh. Uh, this one is, uh -- it's a -- it's a portal thing. 180 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,884 Th-there's a big silo full of vodka on this one planet. 181 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,636 These, uh, little hog-men keep it full for me. 182 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,931 Okay. 183 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,931 I'm gonna go [burps] empty it. 184 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,477 Ugh! 185 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,148 Rick? 186 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,191 That was fucked up, Rick. 187 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,568 But I can handle fucked up. 188 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,945 A-a-and now that I know what Reese is, 189 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,823 w-we can, we can hang out with him all the time, right? 190 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,867 Uh... 191 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,867 Morty wha-whaa? 192 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,202 What the hell are you doing to him? 193 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:56,499 Oh. I got, I gotta transfer over some stuff-uh before disposal. 194 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,876 "Disposal"?! 195 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,420 Reese is a liability, Morty. 196 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,420 [ Device beeps ] 197 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,963 He's like a credit card. 198 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,590 If he's not in use, he-e's gotta be shredded. 199 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,091 Chin up, Morty. 200 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,219 It's my bad for going all Iron Giant in front of ya. 201 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,471 I don't want you to die. 202 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,723 Hey, hey, hey, I'm not dying... 203 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,224 'cause I was never really living. 204 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,393 [ Slurring ] He's got all my passwords, Morty. 205 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,605 You can't just -- he's not a guy, he's -- he's a wallet. 206 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,898 Nice wallet. 207 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,483 Aah! Morty! 208 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,360 [ Errors dinging ] 209 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,236 Lockdown initiated. 210 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,404 [ Machinery whirring ] 211 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,948 Morty, nooo! 212 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,992 Aah! Ooh! Ohh! 213 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,452 [ Groans ] 214 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,746 [ Pounding on hatch ] 215 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,414 [ Honking, horn blares ] 216 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,708 [ Meow! Bonk! ] 217 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,708 [ Man yodeling ] 218 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,460 [ Intercom static ] 219 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,460 Reese is my friend! 220 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,962 Rick: He's not alive, Morty! 221 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,631 He's-- he's a program that unlocks my computer 222 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,049 and dispenses clichés! 223 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,259 You better open that hatch, Morty! 224 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,598 [ Switch clicks ] 225 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,059 Reese? Ar-are you okay? 226 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,185 Whoa! 227 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,645 I'm a bit worried. 228 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,730 I mean, what happens when Rick reels us in? 229 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,440 Guess I can drop the folksy act. 230 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,776 No, I-I like it. It's part of the charm. 231 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,486 Well, then where are we casting off? 232 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,029 There's an old landline portal down here. 233 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,656 Level 17. 234 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,032 W-we'll figure it out from there. 235 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,742 Aye-aye, Captain! 236 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,286 Maybe a lighter touch. 237 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,748 {\an8}[ Device powering up ] 238 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:20,959 Aah! 239 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,297 Neighbor: Ohh!! The TV froze! 240 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,882 Now what do I think?! 241 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,805 [ Line ringing ] 242 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,849 Huge Clouds Metallurgy. 243 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,143 Rick: You guys helped me build a lock. 244 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,811 That's right, we did. 245 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,062 Rick: I locked it with the keys inside. 246 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,314 That is gonna take some metallurgy. 247 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,984 You said it. How soon can your technician get here? 248 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,695 Hmm. We need remote system access. 249 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,405 Can do. One sec. 250 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,990 Hey, Jerry, call for you. 251 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:56,327 Yello-- ooughughuhglugughh! 252 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,829 Ho-ho-hoo-hoo! 253 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,497 Yeah, yeah, you're a bipedal simian now, 254 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,168 in a gravity of 9.8 MPS. Don't, don't get any ideas. 255 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,712 So much m-a-a-a-ass. 256 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,967 Sorry, sorry. You said the lock was...? 257 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,013 This is interesting. 258 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,599 We don't sell this model double-bonded. 259 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,018 I know. Did that a-ma-self. 260 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,852 [ Whistles ] 261 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,646 This is qu-a-a-ality work. 262 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,856 Oh, thanks. Heh. 263 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,817 Of course, it does void the warranty. 264 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,112 What? 265 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,112 I'll need access to this whole thing. 266 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,239 Might have to dig it all out. 267 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,534 Is there a place where I could get tools and things? 268 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,203 For this? 269 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,203 A hardware store? 270 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,538 Yes... 271 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,538 And you're not just stalling 272 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,040 'cause you wanna take this new body out 273 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,875 for a sensory flight of fancy? 274 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,835 Noooo... 275 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,255 Remember, whole subbasement! 276 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,382 Dug out! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 277 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,594 Should be a straight shot to 17. 278 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,054 Just have to... 279 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,847 c-cut, cut through the prison level... 280 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,225 [ Ominous music plays ] 281 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,811 Hey, those weapons you used earlier to, uh, 282 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,562 kill that raccoon -- 283 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,562 Destroy the intruder. 284 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,397 Destroy the intruder! That's better. 285 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,566 Uh, can you use those... whenever? 286 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,901 Not really. 287 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,277 I mean, just on things that threaten you, 288 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,821 the house, or Rick. 289 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:17,117 So you can destroy things that are hurting me. 290 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,494 Yes. 291 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,746 Aw, geez. 292 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,039 [ Inhales deeply ] 293 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,583 Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! 294 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,918 [ Whirring ] 295 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,672 Threat nullified. 296 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,340 [ Groans ] Here we go. 297 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,093 There should be no shortage of threats in here. 298 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,429 Thank fucking God. 299 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,889 That was gonna suck. 300 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,975 Aw, I was fixing to have me a hootenanny 301 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,226 like you wouldn't believe. 302 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,769 Revenge!! 303 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,769 Aah! 304 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,566 He grabbed your leg and screamed "revenge." 305 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,109 No, no, a-all that buildup, 306 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,194 I'm glad something happened. 307 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,948 Morty I -- I don't actually know what "hootenanny" means. 308 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,908 It's okay. We're almost there. 309 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,285 [ Drill whirring ] 310 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,705 Where the fuck is that guy? 311 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,290 Beth: D-a-a-ad? 312 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,625 Where's Jerry?! 313 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,211 Rick: That's exactly what I'm wondering! 314 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,547 [ Cellphone vibrating ] 315 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,300 [ Humming ] 316 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,300 Hello? 317 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,677 That doesn't sound like a hardware store. 318 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,721 Uh, it is! 319 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,723 [ Giggles ] 320 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,142 [ Laughing ] 321 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,935 [ Giggling ] 322 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,228 You let anyone do that? 323 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,314 He gave us all the money he had. 324 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,193 [ Banging ] 325 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,193 Morty: Hunh! Hunh! Hunh! 326 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,279 Threat nullified. 327 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,655 Hey, how 's your head? 328 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,991 M-my vision's gettin' pretty cloudy. 329 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,828 B-but even I can see, heh, y-you're almost free, Reese! 330 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,663 [ Door creaks ] 331 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,874 Yes! We're getting you out of here! 332 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,836 [ Engine starts ] 333 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,173 [ Portal device whirring, modem buzzing ] 334 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,674 [ Ding! ] 335 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,801 Ohh, that looks nice. 336 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,179 Good. Then that's your new home. 337 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,348 [ Portal hums ] 338 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,310 Wow. 339 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,310 Huh. 340 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,896 Expected a different kind of catfish. 341 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,231 Uh, 'scuse me. 342 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,024 Is there still forest around here? 343 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,442 Whassat? Oh, no. 344 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,362 Not since the God in the White Coat. 345 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,615 He gave our world the gift of metal and computer science. 346 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,660 In return, we run his holy silo. 347 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,536 The younger hogs resent our duty. 348 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,164 Can't say I blame 'em. If wages keep stagnatin', 349 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,041 maybe I'll do something worse! Ha ha! 350 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,044 Oh, wow. Yeah, that-th-that guy's my grandpa. 351 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,713 Th-this is Reese. He, uh, he works for him, too. 352 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,006 The password man. 353 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,800 Oh, I may be putting down roots here. 354 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,593 Please do! Now, if y'all excuse me, 355 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,055 I'm needed at a high-tech potato distillery. 356 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224 Well, w-w-we did it, Reese. 357 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,184 It's the first day of the rest of your life. 358 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,770 Before today, I was a two-factor authenticator 359 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,272 with a vague Southern affect. 360 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,649 Now I can be whatever I want. 361 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,069 Thank you, Morty. 362 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,069 Uh, y-y-you're welcome, Reese. 363 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,030 Wade with the current. 364 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,030 I'll probably do somethin' else. 365 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,741 Fishing's b-o-o-o-o-ring! 366 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,576 [ Footsteps approaching ] 367 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,078 Busy store. 368 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,290 Plus, I had to run with these weird legs. 369 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,838 [ Humming, thunder crashes ] 370 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,217 There we go. 371 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,178 Bro, you made me dig out the whole thing. 372 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,472 Oh! Hey, hey, Rick. 373 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,183 God damn it, Morty! We just cracked the lock! 374 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,852 Now I have to pay this guy his full rate! 375 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,271 I am very expensive. 376 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,565 Where's Reese? 377 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,565 Safe from you! 378 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,442 I took him through the landline portal 379 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,278 and set him up with a new life with his new hog friends. 380 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,112 Oh, no. 381 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,408 [ Machinery whirring ] 382 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,162 Rick Sanchez, we have taken possession of your password man. 383 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,122 Long live the Hog Resistance! 384 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,665 Morty, you dumb idiot, 385 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,251 you think those vodka hogs wouldn't fuck me over? 386 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,462 Th-the good-natured rustic thing is just an act! 387 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:03,217 Their whole planet runs on my tech, Morty! 388 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,510 Whoaaaa! 389 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,804 Wooooh! Ooohahh! Ohh! 390 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,222 I'm gonna fuckin' barf! 391 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,729 Rick Sanchez, you will no longer subjugate our homeworld! 392 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,938 Fuck you! 393 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,191 -Go make my vodka! -No! 394 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,318 We just got access to your desktop... 395 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,904 Deh? Ooh, are these circles fucking? 396 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,489 They're making love! 397 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,366 IT guy, rip that computer out! 398 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,744 [ Gunfire ] 399 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,748 [ Screaming in the distance ] 400 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,748 Are Summer and Mom home? 401 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,125 F-u-u-u-u-uck! 402 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,837 Morty, grab on! 403 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,800 -Wh-o-o-o-oa! -Aaaah! 404 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,428 [ Both grunting ] 405 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,931 Aah! 406 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,809 Why is the furniture attacking us? 407 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,310 Rick's been hacked! 408 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,270 Because Morty assumed that hogs in overalls 409 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,980 couldn't also be hackers! 410 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,107 Aah! 411 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,530 Um, Dad, you're losing a lot of blood. 412 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,282 It's okay! I can make more! 413 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,534 Badass. 414 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,620 {\an8}♪♪ 415 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,872 Stop replacing my stuff with robots! 416 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,457 You never noticed the difference! 417 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,543 Rick lies to everyone! 418 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,129 Doesn't that make you wanna join the resistance? 419 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,468 Shit! The floor is lava! 420 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,470 Did you put that in for defense or for fun? 421 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,847 I don't remember! 422 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,849 Ooh-hoo-ho-hoo! Ho-ho-ho! 423 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,267 You ever think about how instead of wrapping yourself 424 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,310 in infinite layers of defense 425 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,603 you could just be nicer to people? 426 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,603 [ Cellphone ringing ] 427 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,896 Never once, Morty! 428 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,818 Hog Hacker: Rick Sanchez, is your refrigerator running? 429 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,653 Because you better go and catch it! 430 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,447 You owe me. 431 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,198 Wh-o-o-oa! 432 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,658 [ Laughing ] 433 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,493 Ooh-ugh-ah! 434 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,619 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 435 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,413 Everyone, kill yourselves! 436 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,457 I'll help! 437 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,457 Huh? 438 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,834 [ Screaming, squelching ] 439 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,752 [ Jerry crying ] 440 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,880 Listen to this. It's the ocean or something. 441 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,214 [ Whimpering ] 442 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,800 Ohh-ugh, uhh! 443 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,511 Thanks for turning off the lava. 444 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,971 [ All grunting ] 445 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,389 You couldn't have turned off everything? 446 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,515 Ohh! 447 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,648 [ Roars ] 448 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,817 Emergency shutoff in my room. 449 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,444 Run! 450 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,197 Oh-ho-ho! Ooh! 451 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,534 Aaaah! Aaaaah! Unf! 452 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,911 I hate living here! 453 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,496 -Aaaaaaaaaah! -Move! 454 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,874 Hit that shut-off quick. It stinks in here. 455 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,667 Punching down. 456 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,919 [ Zap! ] 457 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,921 [ Electricity crackles ] 458 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,303 -See? All fixed. -Awesome. 459 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,890 Th-thank goodness you knocked out all that stuff. 460 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,266 Yep. Nothing electronic left 461 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,352 that can be hacked or turned against us. 462 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,436 Salud! 463 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,230 Ohh! Aah! 464 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,403 The Liberation of Hog Planet is at hand. 465 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,323 Prepare for your death, Oppressor Sanchez. 466 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,533 Reese, no! 467 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,160 Run! 468 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,246 Whoa. New look for Reese. 469 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,998 I don't like how many adult friends Morty has. 470 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,169 Gyaah! 471 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,879 Rick, use your implants! 472 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,589 What part of "nothing electronic" 473 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,882 went over your head, Morty? 474 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,384 Hit him with pipes! 475 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,970 [ Both grunting ] 476 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,763 It's not doing anything! 477 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,098 Whoa! 478 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,141 -Aah! -Aah! 479 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,520 Oh! 480 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,147 Sorry I'm d-doing this, R-Rick. 481 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,942 I think someone messed with my h-h-head. 482 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,569 Reese, it's me! Remember? 483 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,945 You told me it was normal 484 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,613 to have one pube longer than the others? 485 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,824 Stop trying to override his programming with love, Morty! 486 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,617 Well, hitting him with pipes isn't working! 487 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,743 Ow! 488 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,788 You can't love something out of hurting you! 489 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,623 Oh, you'd sure love that to be true! 490 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,791 Fuck you, Morty! 491 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,209 -I hate you! -I hate you! 492 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,420 -I hate you! I hate you! -I hate you! I hate you! 493 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,547 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 494 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,547 I hate you! I hate you! 495 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,258 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 496 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,258 I hate you! 497 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,801 [ Electricity crackles ] 498 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,801 Unh! 499 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,344 Ahh. 500 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,180 Y-y-you know what, Rick? You two may f-f-fight, 501 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,767 but you're the real d-d-deal. 502 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,060 [ Machinery whirring down ] 503 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,940 [ Armor clanking ] 504 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,443 Huh. 505 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,612 Probably doesn't mean anything. 506 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,989 Yep. 507 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,412 [ Rumbling ] 508 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,832 Hey, Grandpa, did you turn the yard into a giant sinkhole 509 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,125 when you dug out the subbasement? 510 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,710 It's fine. It's just some tunnels. 511 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,503 Are the tunnels reinforced? 512 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,881 Don't overthink the tunnels. I have a handle on the tunnels. 513 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,467 [ Vehicle beeping ] 514 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,015 How much longer is he gonna be Dad for? 515 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,475 I like him. 516 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,475 Me too. 517 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,352 Summer just taught me what "push-ups" are. 518 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,896 I did. He's fuckin' nailing them. 519 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,190 -Mom? -Oh. Uh, one more week? 520 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,068 -What? -No, no, you're right. 521 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,488 It was good getting to know you, "The Smiths." 522 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,948 Wait! 523 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,948 Morty, him leaving was your idea. 524 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,493 Well, I have another idea. 525 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,582 [ Breathes ] 526 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,377 [ Both scream ] 527 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,004 Ugh!! Why do I taste rainbow wax? 528 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,215 Why do you know what that tastes like? 529 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,550 [ Bones crack ] Oh. Ah! 530 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,677 [ Grunting ] 531 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,220 How 's it feel? 532 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,056 Not as wet as the last guy, but I'll fix that. 533 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,976 [ Grunting, lips smacking ] 534 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,978 I'm glad you're getting to live on, Reese. 535 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,272 And getting a pretty sweet rig out of the deal. 536 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,942 I hope you have a good life out there. 537 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,694 I... I love you. 538 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,738 And I love how much matter you're made of. 539 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,408 I'm leaving now, to do things that are my business. 540 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,910 There is a place called Skyzone. 541 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,745 Do not visit me there. 542 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,248 [ Sighs ] 543 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,999 What, you gonna keep sighing until I notice? 544 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,835 I'm just breathing. 545 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,835 He's alive, Morty. 546 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,503 You're welcome. 547 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,881 Gaaaah! Fuckin' hogs. 548 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,091 Fuckin' Morty. 549 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,092 Cost me a flask. 550 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,427 [ Beep! ] 551 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,137 [ Explosions, Hog-people screaming ] 552 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,806 [burps] Learned my lesson. No more portal flasks. 553 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,433 Mmm, mmm! 554 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,685 Ahh. 555 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,646 Mmm, mmm. Mmm. 556 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,772 Ahh. 557 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,692 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 558 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,945 [burps] Morty, I-I can tell you're disgusted... 559 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,196 [ Burps ] 560 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,282 ...but you're gonna be just like me! 561 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,118 It's a disease, Morty! A genetic disease! 562 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,870 It's already in you, Morty! 563 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:55,880 {\an8}♪♪ 564 00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:05,890 {\an8}♪♪ 565 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:15,900 {\an8}♪♪ 566 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:16,984 [ Groaning ] 567 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,111 H-hey, buddy, y-you good? 568 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,573 F-u-u-uck you, Morty, you little piece of shit. 569 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,158 You think you're better than me, Morty?! 570 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,451 I'm gonna -- I'm gonna kill you! 571 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,827 I-I'll kill you!! 572 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,827 [ Knock on door ] 573 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,245 Hey, guys! I'm Rex. 574 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,789 I just moved in next door, 575 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,874 and I love "Minecraft" and skateboarding! 576 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,000 -Unh! -Aah! 577 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,585 [ Groaning ] 578 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,003 Aaah! Aah! 579 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,673 Wait- wait, he's- he's not-- 580 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,673 [ Cellphone ringing ] 581 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,258 Georgie Boy! 582 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,428 M-Morty, w-would-- would you believe my unrelated friend, 583 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,931 Georgie Boy, wants to hang? 584 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,307 Howdy, fellas! 585 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,351 Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy! 586 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,351 But -- Oh... 587 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561 Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy! 588 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,564 Did you get any of that? 39434

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