Original subtitles

[music]

[Lauren] When you hear the word "Housewives",

[Lauren] you probably think of women who just lounge around the house all day.

[Lauren] But the reality couldn't be farther from the truth.

[Lauren] In fact, you wouldn't believe the kind of things

[Lauren] my friend, Mona, and I get up to while our husbands are away at work.

[Lauren chuckles]

[Lauren] For example, Mona and I decided that we needed a new hobby.

[Lauren] So we started gardening together.

[Lauren] Gardening...

[Lauren] was a lot of work,

and it got us all dirty and sweaty.

Oops.

Oopsie.

[Lauren] But that was perfect for us,

[Lauren] because all that dirt made a great cover

[Lauren] for doing something even dirtier.

Oops.

Oopsie.

[Lauren] So dirty.

[chuckles]

[Lauren] I'll get it for you.

Yeah?

[chuckles]

[Lauren] Wow.

[giggling]

[Lauren] Oh, much better now.

[moans]

[Lauren] There we go.

[both laughing]

[Lauren] You know what? I think you got so dirty on.

Maybe we should get in the shower.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

[Lauren] Yeah.

I'll help you.

Yeah, you'll help me?

I'm really good at removing dirt.

I bet you are.

[moans]

I can't wait to clean your entire body.

[chuckles]

[Lauren] I invited Mona inside after gardening...

[Lauren] so she could take a shower.

[Lauren] But that was really just an excuse

[Lauren] to get us away from peering eyes.

[Lauren] After all, we didn't want a word to reach our husbands...

[Lauren] that their wives were secretly tongue deep in each other's pussies.

[Lauren chuckles]

[Lauren] Mona and I have been enjoying the thrill of

[Lauren] fucking behind our husband's back for a while.

[Lauren] So we didn't want anything to ruin that.

Yeah, do you like that tone?

-I do. -You like it when I'm rough?

-Yeah, I love when you treat me like that. -Yeah.

[squeals]

[chuckles]

I can't wait for you to cum all over my fucking face.

Oh, my god, yes!

[moaning]

Yeah.

Get me all clean.

I'm so dirty.

Get clean and then get dirty again.

Yeah!

[chuckles]

Just like that.

[groans]

Yes!

Oh, you little bad girl.

I'll make your ass nice and red.

[laughs]

[moaning]

Make my mark on you.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

Let me get that dirt.

[moans]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[moaning]

Press them. I want you to close up on there.

[laughs]

[Lauren] And probably use the glass cleaner.

[moaning]

-[Lauren] Yeah! -Oh, yeah!

Yes!

[chuckles]

[Lauren squeals]

[moaning]

Yeah!

[Lauren] Come on! Faster!

[giggling]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

A little.

Yeah.

[moaning]

-Oh, your pussy is nice and wet for me. -[Mona] Yeah.

[Mona] Yeah, it is.

[laughing]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Yes!

[moaning]

[Mona] Yeah, do you like playing with those big titties?

-[Lauren] Yeah. -[Mona] Yeah?

[Lauren] Oh, they're so big and beautiful.

[Mona] Yeah?

[Lauren] Yeah, press them up there like that.

[Moan] Yeah!

[moaning]

You wanna take these off?

Yeah?

[moaning]

[giggles]

[Mona] Are you gonna help me with this?

[Mona] Yes.

[Mona] Yeah, get that big ass out.

[chuckles]

Oh, it's stuck!

[Mona] Get it, get it.

[squealing, chuckling]

[groans]

[laughs]

[moaning]

Just like that.

Oh, look at that perfect clit.

[deep breathing]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[Mona] Yeah, play with it. Smack it, yeah.

[Mona] Yeah, make it jiggle, just like that.

[moaning]

Yeah?

-Smack it like that? -[Mona] Yes, I just love that.

[Mona] Oh, spread that ass.

[Mona] Yes!

[Mona] Oh, like that.

[Mona] Yeah, you nasty fucking girl.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah, spit on it.

Yeah, you nasty girl.

-[Mona] Right on my clit. -Yeah?

I'm the nasty girl and you're the slut?

[Mona] Yes.

[laughs]

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Oh, yes!

Oh, yes, yes!

Eat it up, nasty girl.

[moaning]

[Mona] Do you like the way I taste?

[Mona] Does it taste good?

-[Mona] Yeah? -[Lauren] Oh, my god!

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Yeah.

[moaning]

[catches breath]

[Mona] Yeah!

[laughing]

I lost my breath.

-[Mona] Okay. -Yeah.

[moaning]

Your ass took my breath away.

It took your breath away?

[giggles]

[Mona] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mona] Yes, yes, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yes, yes.

[Mona] Oh, it feels so good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[coughs]

Oh, yes!

Let me get you washed off.

You wanna unclothe me?

-Yeah. Am I allowed? -Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, they're so beautiful.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes!

[giggles]

Yeah, show me how much of a fucking slut.

I want spit dripping from my tits.

Yeah, that's right.

[groans]

[moaning]

-Yes. Oh, my god! -Yeah?

You slap 'em on your face.

-Yeah, do you want that? -Yes! Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah.

[moaning]

[squeals]

[moaning]

[Mona] Oh, yeah, they are so beautiful.

[Lauren] Oh, yeah?

[both laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

Can you fit it?

Mm-hm.

Don't trap it.

[laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[Lauren] Yeah, shake that ass. Yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Yeah!

Your turn.

[moaning louder]

Yeah!

[moaning]

[Lauren squeals]

[Lauren] Yeah!

Yeah, put that leg up.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[squeals]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, open that ass for me. Yes.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah, do you like how I spit on that pussy?

Yeah, there you go.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, do you like that?

[squeals]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah?

-[Lauren squealing] -Feels good?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] I'm trapped.

Oops.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

I wanna wash you.

Do you wanna wash me?

-You filthy girl. -Yeah?

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[giggles]

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

So dirty.

Yeah!

Yes!

[moaning]

Yeah, yeah, clean me up.

Yeah, I am.

I'll clean you...

and then I'm gonna get you nice and dirty again.

[deep breathing]

[moaning]

[hisses]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning]

Yeah, push them together.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

[giggling]

Wow.

Who's my dirty little fucking slut?

-I'm your dirty little fucking slut. -Yes, yes! Yes, you are.

[squeals]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[Lauren] Oh, yeah, look at these big soapy tits.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

Yeah, wipe it off.

[moaning]

Yeah.

[moaning]

It feels so much better.

I can't wait...

[indistinct chatter]

-And what are you gonna do? -I'll make you fucking cum for me.

Yeah?

[chuckles]

Yeah?

Is that too hot?

It feels good.

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

Oh, you're so fucking hot.

[moaning]

[deep breathing]

[moaning]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[laughs]

Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[squeals]

Yeah!

Oh, I love when you spit on my titties like that.

I want them dripping with spit.

-Yeah, you like it dripping with my spit? -Uh-huh.

Oh, you nasty girl.

-Yeah. -Yeah, you fucking...

[moaning and gasping]

You are trying to get my whole titty in your mouth?

-Yeah? Do you want me to? -I do.

I have a big mouth.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[squeals]

[moaning, deep breathing]

I've got a big titty.

[laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

My turn. I wanna taste.

Do you wanna taste?

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[hisses]

Just like that?

[Mona] Yeah.

Can I slap it?

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

[Mona] Oh, yeah, rub my clit, just like that.

[Mona] Yeah, yeah.

Fuck!

[moaning]

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning]

[Mona] Oh, yeah, rub my clit.

Oh, yes!

Bend over.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Open wide.

[Lauren] Just like that.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Open your ass up for me. -[Mona] Yeah?

There we go.

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, get in there.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[Mona] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah.

[hisses]

[moaning]

Can I put a finger in? Huh?

[Mona] Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, it's so tight.

[Mona] Yeah? Tight pussy?

-Just like that. -Yeah?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Oh, yeah! Fuck!

Yeah!

[Mona] Yeah, fill my pussy.

[Mona] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Yeah, yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

[moaning]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

I think we're as clean as we're gonna get right now.

Yeah, I think so too.

Come with me.

I wanna play with you more.

[Mona] Yeah?

-[laughs] -Right here?

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, smack it for me.

[laughing]

[moaning]

I want to get that pussy

-dripping wet for me. -Yeah?

[moaning]

Do you want a... little surprise toy?

Yeah.

Is that what you got for me?

Yeah, hold it for me.

Rub it on your pussy.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[hisses]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

-Let me show you how it's done. -Okay, show me.

[hissing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Right there.

Yeah!

[laughs]

-Oh, you're so tight. -Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

-[Mona] Just like that. -[Lauren] Yeah.

[squeals]

[Mona] That's what I want.

[Lauren] Yeah, are you gonna open up for me?

-[Mona] Yeah. -[Lauren] Open up for me.

-[Mona] Yeah? -[Lauren] Yeah.

[Mona] Put it deep in that pussy, just like that.

[Lauren] Yes!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Yeah?

Oh, did you...

Did you push my toy out?

Uh-huh, I didn't.

I promise.

[chuckles]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah, spit on it.

Yeah!

Fuck!

[Lauren] Yeah, you like it nice and rough that way?

[Lauren] Deep in that fucking little tight cunt of yours?

-Yeah. -[Lauren] Yeah?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes!

[moaning]

-Oh, do you like that? -Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

[gasps]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[Mona] Fuck that tight pussy, just like that.

Keep fucking that pussy just like that!

[Mona] Oh, my god, yeah.

[moaning]

Yes!

[Lauren] Oh, yeah, take that fucking toy.

-Yeah, I'm taking it. -[Lauren] Open that fucking pussy.

-[Mona] Yeah? -[Lauren] Yeah.

[Mona] It's open for you. It's nice and wet for you.

[Mona] Oh, yeah.

[Lauren] See, you're making it disappear.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[Lauren] Oh, do you like taking that dick?

[Mona] Yeah, I like watching it go in and out of my pussy.

[moaning]

[Lauren] You little slut.

Yeah, I like being your little slut.

[Lauren] Are you my cum slut?

Yeah, I'm your cum slut.

Just your dirty little cum slut.

-Let me play with your holes. -[Mona] Yeah.

Open it up.

[Mona] Yeah, just stretch that hole out.

[squeals]

[deep breathing]

[giggles]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] It won't go back in.

-[Lauren] Oh, there it is. -[Mona] There it is.

[both laughing]

[Mona] Such a tight little hole, you can't find it.

[Lauren] I know. It just disappears.

[Mona] Yeah, yeah, fuck that pussy.

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Yeah!

Oh, I just love using your hole up.

-Do you like using that hole? -[Lauren] Oh, that pussy just got dripping wet.

My dirty little hole?

-[Lauren] Yeah. [chuckles] -Yeah?

-[Lauren] Yeah! -Yeah?

[Mona] Yeah!

[Mona] Oh, yes!

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

I wanna lick my pussy.

Yeah? Clean it off.

[moaning, deep breathing]

My turn.

Yeah, your turn.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[hisses]

There you go.

[moaning]

I'll get it nice and nasty for you.

-Do you like it nasty? -I do.

I like it dripping wet.

-[Mona] Yeah? -Mm-hm.

[Lauren] Yeah? Tease me, knock at the door before you put it in.

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[Lauren] Oh, yeah! Yeah!

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] You have such a pretty little clit.

-Yeah. -[Mona] Yeah.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, do you want it in?

-[Lauren] Yeah. It's so tight. -Yeah?

Yeah?

[groans]

[moaning]

Yeah, it looks so good going in your pussy, just like that.

-Yeah? -[Lauren] Yeah.

-Can I do it harder? -[Lauren] Yeah.

-Yeah? -[Lauren] Yeah, please.

Yeah?

[Lauren] Yeah, just like that.

[Lauren] Just like that.

Yeah!

Yeah?

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[Lauren] Yeah, right there.

-[Lauren] Right there. -Yeah? Yeah?

[Mona] Yeah, do you like that?

-[Lauren] Yes. -[Mona] Do you like that?

[Lauren] Fuck, it feels so good.

[Mona] Yeah?

-[Mona] Yeah? -[Lauren] Yes.

[Mona] Oh, yeah?

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-[Mona] Yeah, slap my titties. -Oh, yeah.

-Yeah. -[Mona] Do you like that?

[Mona] Yeah?

Yeah, just like that.

-[Lauren] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! -[Mona] Yeah.

[Mona] Yeah, you nasty girl. You fucking like it.

[Lauren] Oh, mercy, mercy.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Fuck! Fuck!

[Lauren] Yeah, right there.

[hisses]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[Mona] Mm, yes.

[hisses]

[moaning]

[hisses]

[deep breathing]

Yeah.

Yeah, keep doing just like that.

Just like that?

-Are you gonna cum? -[Lauren] Fuck yes.

[moaning and gasping]

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[Lauren] Fuck!

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[giggles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[Lauren] Mm, my turn.

[chuckles]

Do you wanna taste it?

Have another one.

Stay right there.

[moaning]

-I want you to suck it. -Yeah?

Yeah.

Show me how far you can take that.

Okay, let's see how far I can take it.

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chokes and coughs]

Yeah, I wanna see you gag on it.

[squeals]

[deep breathing]

[Lauren] Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[Lauren squeals]

[moaning]

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[moaning louder]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes, yes. Yes.

[Lauren] Yeah, stick your tongue out. Slap it on your tongue.

[chuckles]

[Lauren] Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona spits]

[moaning]

Can you fit two in there?

[Lauren] Oh, there you go.

[laughs]

My big mouth slut.

[Lauren] Yes.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[laughing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Look up.

[laughing]

[moaning]

Let's see how deep can you go.

Yeah?

-Take your hand and stroke my cock. -[chokes and coughs]

[laughs]

Yes, yes.

I want spit dripping from your fucking mouth.

-[chokes and coughs] -[laughs]

-Yes, yes, yes, yes. -[chokes and coughs]

Ready?

[chokes and coughs]

[laughing]

[chokes and coughs]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Ready?

[chuckles]

Oh, do you want that dick?

Do you want the toy?

Do you want the toy?

[laughing]

Fuck your face.

There you go.

I don't have to do all the work here.

[moaning]

[chokes and coughs]

[Lauren] Yeah.

[chuckles]

Yeah, which toy do you want me to fuck you with?

Do you wanna play with my pussy?

Yeah.

Yeah? Say it!

-I wanna play with your pussy. -I know you do, you fucking slut!

I'm gonna bend over and you're gonna make me fucking cum all over that toy.

Okay? Okay?

Mm-hm.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Yeah?

Bend over.

Yeah!

[deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Do you like that, you nasty girl?

You like my spit on your pussy?

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, it's tight. -Oh, it's so fucking tight.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, does that feel good, yeah?

[moaning and gasping]

[Mona] Yeah?

[Lauren] Oh, yes!

[Mona] Yeah!

Yeah?

Do you like that?

-I do, I do. -Do you like when I slap your titties?

Oh, can you spit on my pussy again, please?

Please, please.

Yeah, fucking take that fucking dick, yeah.

[Mona] Oh, yeah?

-[Lauren] Grab the tip, right on my pussy. -[Mona] Yeah?

[Lauren] Yeah, the tip of the toy.

[Lauren] Yeah. There you go.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah?

Oh, yeah!

Yeah?

Oh, slide it in.

[Mona] Oh, yeah?

[Mona] So tight.

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

-[Lauren] Fuck! -[Mona] Yes.

-[Lauren] Yes. Yes. -[Mona] Take it.

[Lauren] Oh, my god!

[Mona] Yeah, it's good?

[Mona] Yeah?

[gasps]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[Mona] Yeah!

[groans]

[moaning, deep breathing]

-[Lauren] Oh, yeah! -Mm, yeah.

[Lauren] Can you get that tongue deep inside my pussy?

-Yeah? -[Lauren] Yeah, tongue-fuck me.

-[Mona] Yes, fuck yeah. -[Lauren] Oh, show me how much a

fucking little slut you are.

[Lauren] Yeah!

Yes, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

That's what I like.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] That's what I like, yes.

Yeah?

[moaning]

[laughs]

Yeah, lick my fucking pussy.

Make me fucking cum.

I want you to cum all over my face.

Yeah.

[Lauren] Oh, just like that. Yes!

[Lauren] Rub your face on my pussy.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[Lauren] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Lauren] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, such a pretty pink pussy.

[Lauren] Mm, fuck.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah, this fucking ass.

[moaning]

Yeah. Do you want to be ass-smothered?

-Huh? -[Mona] Yes, please, smother me.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[deep breathing]

[Lauren] Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Oh, fuck!

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Yes, yes, yes.

[Mona] Yeah, do you like that? Do you like that?

[Lauren] Yeah, I do.

[Lauren] I love when you fucking eat my ass out like that.

[Lauren] Grabbing it and just putting your fucking face deep in it.

[Lauren] And I feel your tongue just wiggling around.

[Mona] Yeah?

[Lauren] Yes!

[moaning]

[Lauren] Fuck!

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Lauren] Yeah!

[chuckles]

Oh, you've had your fun.

Yeah.

It's my turn.

Get up on there.

Show me your pussy.

[chuckles]

I wanna see it.

Right there.

Right here?

Right there.

[moans]

-Do you want this toy? -Yeah.

Suck it.

[moaning]

[hisses]

Mm, yeah.

[moaning]

[laughs]

Do you wanna see a trick?

[Mona] Yeah. Let me see the trick.

[moaning]

[Mona] Yeah.

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah.

-[Mona] You like that, don't you? -Mm-hm.

[Mona] You've been a nasty girl.

[Mona] Yeah?

[Mona] There you go.

[Mona] Oh, yeah, right there.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That feels so good, yes.

[Mona] Oh, my god, yeah.

[moaning]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes!

Just like that.

[Mona] Yeah, nice and hard. Just like that.

[Mona] Yeah.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Mona] Yeah!

[moaning]

[Mona] Yeah!

[chuckles]

[hisses]

[Mona] Oh, your mouth did a good job.

-I have a really big mouth. -Yeah.

You are gonna make me cum?

Yeah, you wanna cum with me?

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Yeah, make my fucking pussy cum. -Oh, yes! Yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna cum just like that.

-Yeah, cum for me. -Yes!

Fuck! Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, did you pop it out?

Yeah, I came.

[chuckling]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Let me taste it.

[moaning, deep breathing]

You lick one side and I will lick the other.

[chuckles]

[music fades in]

Yeah, we got dirty again.

Should we take another shower?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

[chuckles]

[moans]

[giggling]

[music continues]