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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,198 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,485 Hey. 3 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,154 How was the hotel? 4 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,655 Good. 5 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,057 The house looks good. 6 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,224 Can't believe it only took them a week 7 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,359 to repair the fire damage. 8 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,760 Listen, there's something... 9 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,063 that we have to talk about. 10 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,198 I have been through 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,435 a range of emotions this past week. 12 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,372 First I was shocked, and then I was jealous. 13 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,240 Look, I... I... 14 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,743 am the man of the house. 15 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:21,080 I'm the one who should've saved Wilfred from that fire, 16 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,449 but instead, I just vag'd out. 17 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:27,219 I mean, thank God you were there, obviously, 18 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:32,091 but I am so embarrassed and... mad at myself. 19 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:35,594 Come on. Don't-don't beat yourself up. 20 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,030 It was the middle of the night. You were confused. 21 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,264 You were breathing in smoke. 22 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,200 If I had waited two seconds, 23 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,335 I'm sure you would've sprinted in there. 24 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,371 Ah. 25 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:49,708 Thanks for the devagification. 26 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,878 You're a good friend, Ryan. 27 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,120 Looks like somebody's happy to see you. 28 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,461 Welcome back. Thanks. 29 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,963 What's wrong? 30 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,998 Nothing. 31 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,334 Okay, you're obviously pissed off about something. 32 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,935 Jenna's having an affair, Ryan. 33 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,905 (sighs) Look at her, 34 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:22,407 acting all innocent, like she isn't cheating on Drew 35 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,576 with some tramp, probably sharing plates of spaghetti 36 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,411 that are actually just one long noodle. 37 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,746 Hey. 38 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,748 Uh, we should talk. 39 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,451 Actually, I was just gonna take Wilfred to the dog park. 40 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,353 But... It's the least I can do. 41 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,088 A-And the dog park closes at sunset. 42 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,756 W-We'll catch up soon, yeah? 43 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,758 Cockaholic! 44 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,262 A day or so after the fire, I smelled something on her, 45 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,798 a scent I didn't recognize, a masculine perfumeyness. 46 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,467 Weird. 47 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,602 Plus, her pheromones have been exploding all week. 48 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,437 She is swampy for this home-wrecker. 49 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,973 At first I thought it was you. (scoffs) 50 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,643 But then I thought about what you look like and act like 51 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,645 and how you struggle with dandruff and stuff, 52 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,446 and, honestly, I just burst out laughing. 53 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,015 (chuckles) 54 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,616 Most importantly, you know my policy. 55 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,685 If anything happened between you and Jenna, 56 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,954 I'd be forced to bite your genitals. 57 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,356 And by bite, you know I mean that thing where I kind of 58 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,026 latch on and shake my head back and forth super fast. 59 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,727 You know that thing? Yeah. I-I got it. 60 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,729 (knocking) 61 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,699 Uh... 62 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,900 D-Do you want to come in? 63 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,535 No, um, I'm-I'm actually 64 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,237 not gonna stay that long. 65 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:28,807 So, I-I've been thinking 66 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,742 about what happened between us, and... 67 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,880 ...it was a horrible mistake. 68 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,082 So I think 69 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,483 that it would be best if things went back 70 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,419 to the way they were before. 71 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,754 Totally. 72 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,656 I-I'm so glad you said that. 73 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,758 I feel the exact same way. 74 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,263 Okay. 75 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,337 HENRY: Am I late? 76 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,339 No. I got here early. 77 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,341 Didn't have much going on today. Oh. 78 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,409 Oh, uh, by the way, I, uh... 79 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,945 I-I watched that Good Will Hunting movie you recommended. 80 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,414 That Ben Affleck is something else. 81 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,450 So, Kristen tells me 82 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,552 you recently lost your renter. 83 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,622 Yeah. I-I've been interviewing for jobs, 84 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,890 m-mostly at nonprofits. 85 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,627 I decided I want to do something that helps people, 86 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:24,129 like maybe work with mentally ill prisoners 87 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,398 who don't have access to good representation. 88 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,734 Careful. Those cases can be tough to litigate. 89 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,470 I guess it'll be a challenge, then. 90 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,539 Or you could always come back to the firm. 91 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:37,376 (scoffs) You're joking, right? 92 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,810 It'd be different this time. 93 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,279 I've been talking to the other partners 94 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,581 about setting up a pro bono division. 95 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,317 And I'd love for you to come back and manage it. 96 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,552 That doesn't sound like Goldsmith and Newman. 97 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,788 Like I said, for our sake, 98 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,724 I'm willing to change. 99 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,566 Wilfred... you've got to pick up your toys. 100 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,801 Too busy right now. 101 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,670 I'm in the midst of a rigorous investigation. 102 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,506 At 1:45 p.m. today, Jenna went into the bank. 103 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,108 At 1:48 p.m., she walked out. 104 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,277 So, you see, there's a missing three minutes. 105 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,346 Just enough time for her to take a ride 106 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,348 on some bank teller's moustache. 107 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,617 You know, maybe we should be putting our energy 108 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,286 toward solving bigger mysteries, like... 109 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:24,456 We still don't know anything about this symbol. 110 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,457 What's the point? 111 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,259 Kristen doesn't remember it. 112 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:29,027 We've researched everything from hieroglyphics 113 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,029 to ancient mythology to aliens. 114 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,531 Maybe it's just a doodle. 115 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,333 This, on the other hand... 116 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:38,270 This is a bomb that needs to be defused now. 117 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:40,372 Are you okay? 118 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,507 You seem kind of anxious. 119 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,544 No. No, it's just... 120 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,879 I had lunch with my dad today. 121 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,015 He offered me a job. 122 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,217 I have to admit, it-it sounds like maybe... 123 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,353 Ryan, do not fall for this. 124 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,954 I know things seem to be better 125 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,522 between you and your dad right now, 126 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,957 but don't forget, working for him 127 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,325 is what made you get 128 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,294 all kill-yourself-y in the first place. 129 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,296 You're right. 130 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:05,664 Oh, by the way, 131 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,366 I came up with a plan to find out 132 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:08,467 who Jenna's new bike seat is. 133 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,635 I leave a bouquet of flowers, 134 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,572 a heart-shaped box of chocolates and an anonymous love note 135 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,474 addressed to Jenna on her doorstep, 136 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,143 then we just wait to see who she calls to thank. 137 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,812 I-I don't think that's such a good idea. 138 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,981 Yeah, I hear you, but on the other hand, you're wrong. 139 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,216 It's genius, and I already 140 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,817 left the gifts there five minutes ago. 141 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,156 Ryan, I thought we agreed. 142 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,257 No, no. It's not me. 143 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,326 Someone's pulling a prank. 144 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:36,361 Look, I know that I was the one who kissed you, but... 145 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,662 this isn't working. 146 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,165 Maybe it's because so much 147 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,401 of your life revolves around us. 148 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,236 You don't have many other friends, you... 149 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,737 watch Wilfred all day... 150 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,606 Wait, have you only been doing that 151 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,708 as a way to, like, get close to me? 152 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,344 What? No, of-of course not. 153 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,246 Okay, it's obvious we can't hang out anymore, 154 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,247 like, at all. 155 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,250 That goes for Wilfred, too. 156 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,618 What are you saying? 157 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,254 I want you to stay away from him. 158 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,789 Wilfred! 159 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,359 Did she call him yet? 160 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:08,593 Go inside, Wilfred. 161 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,195 Get your filthy dick-mitts off me! 162 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,596 Go inside now! 163 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,632 Ryan, why is she acting like this? 164 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,767 Ryan, what's happening?! 165 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,914 Oh, get this. Arturo wants Joffrey to spend more time 166 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,750 with the Ramos family so he can learn Spanish. 167 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,652 (scoffs) What's next, landscaping camp? 168 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,888 (chuckles) Are you listening? This is important. 169 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,057 Yeah. Sorry. (phone vibrates) 170 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,959 WILFRED: Ryan, who is this imposter? 171 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,762 And why aren't you walking... Ooh, Wilfred, look. 172 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,264 Do you see the squirrel on the grass? Ooh. 173 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,401 I see the squirrel, bitch! 174 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,403 (sighs) Oh, Dad, um, 175 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,071 told me about the job offer. 176 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,807 It sounds tailor-made for you. Yeah. 177 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,410 I'm gonna turn it down. Seriously? 178 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,846 Look, I know you and Dad have had your issues in the past, 179 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,315 but it doesn't sound like there are other offers on the table. 180 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,450 At the very least, it'd get you out of this house. 181 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,352 Your life, it's so claustrophobic, Ryan. 182 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,854 I mean, all you do all day 183 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,355 is hang out with that dog 184 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,990 and get boners over your married neighbor. 185 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,932 (tapping at glass, clacking) 186 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,679 WILFRED (over speaker): Meet me out front. Over. 187 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,115 (from outside): Or, actually, meet me out the back. 188 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,854 Why the hell did you... 189 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,023 Shh. Don't speak. 190 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,760 I just want to look at you for a minute. 191 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,369 So what's up, dude? 192 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,803 N-Nothing. You're the one 193 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,038 who threw a brick through my window. 194 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,973 Oh, sorry, yeah. 195 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,910 I just didn't know how else to see you. 196 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,646 I've really missed you these last few days, mate. 197 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,248 I know. 198 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,550 I overheard Drew asking Jenna 199 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,585 why you're not dog-sitting anymore. 200 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:17,022 She says you're a bad influence. 201 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,191 You don't discipline me, you let me eat people food, 202 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,161 you're not masculine enough to be, like, a dog guy. 203 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,896 Well, she didn't actually say that last bit, 204 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,431 but she kind of didn't have to. 205 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,235 Well, I-I guess I am pretty lenient with you. 206 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,037 She probably has a point. 207 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,105 Bullshit. 208 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,108 It's bad enough she's joined the face-rodeo behind Drew's back, 209 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,244 but now she won't let me see my best... 210 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,378 (choked up): ...best friend. 211 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,846 DREW: Wilfy? 212 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,548 Oh, shit. Where are you, boy? 213 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,750 I better get home. 214 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,120 So, uh... (sniffs) 215 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,022 I guess I'll see you around, huh? 216 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,958 DREW: Wilfy! 217 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,427 I just wish there was some way around this. 218 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,162 DREW: Come here, boy. 219 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,467 Ryan, what are you doing here? 220 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,436 Look, I-I just wanted to let you know 221 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,104 that I've decided to take a job. 222 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,039 We won't really be seeing each other. 223 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,041 I figured it'd be better that way. 224 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:14,279 Well, I-I appreciate that. 225 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,148 And since I won't be around much anymore... 226 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,185 maybe I could hang out with Wilfred sometimes after work. 227 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,421 Well, I don't think it would hurt 228 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,957 if you took Wilfred to the dog park on the weekends. 229 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,626 Drew can bring him over. 230 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,294 Thanks. 231 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,462 It means a lot. 232 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,335 Mr. Newman. 233 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,571 I'd heard some rumblings you might be rejoining us. 234 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,806 Yeah. I just wanted to give the news to my father in person. 235 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,642 ANNE: I don't give a shit if he's in a meeting! 236 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,677 Get him out of the meeting! 237 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,312 SECRETARY: I can take another message. 238 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,280 ANNE: I've left 1,000 messages! 239 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,782 You know what? I'm just gonna wait 240 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,450 in Hank's office until he can see me. 241 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,185 No. Anne? 242 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,420 What are you doing here? 243 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,423 Do you know my father? 244 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,958 Yeah. 245 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,459 Security is on its way, ma'am. 246 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,194 You called security? Uh-huh. 247 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,663 Oh, eat ass. 248 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,197 Wait, wait! 249 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,565 How do you know my father? 250 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,835 You know what? Who gives a shit? 251 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,205 Two weeks after I moved in, your dad asked me to spy on you. 252 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,707 What? I know. 253 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,275 It's a shitty thing to do, and I'm probably 254 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,444 gonna go to hell for it, but he said he 255 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,779 could pull some strings with the parole board 256 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,480 to get my boyfriend out of jail early. 257 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,183 I can't believe this. And then, like, a day 258 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,352 before his hearing, the corrections officers bust him 259 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,355 with one bag of heroin, and suddenly your dad's like, 260 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,390 "Oh, there's nothing I can do." 261 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,626 Wait, wh-when you say "spy"... Just, like, 262 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:37,662 observe you and report back to him, and then 263 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,698 he had me put tiny surveillance cameras 264 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,133 around your house. (gasps) W-Wait. 265 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,668 Ow! Ow! Wh-What did you tell him? 266 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,537 You're hurting me! What did he see? 267 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,705 What does he know?! 268 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,044 Ryan. Anne? 269 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,381 You put cameras in my house? 270 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,583 Sit down, Ryan. 271 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,584 What did you see on those cameras? 272 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,390 I'll show you. 273 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,600 It's not gay. 274 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,435 It's funny. It's edgy. 275 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,271 Wilfred, you put your penis in my mouth while I was asleep. 276 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,208 Then you took a picture of it and put it on a coffee mug. 277 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,276 What if someone were to see this? 278 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,947 There's no one else in the house, Ryan. 279 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,616 It's just you... talking to the dog. 280 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:34,219 I have hours of footage like that. 281 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,955 There's even one of you wearing a shock collar. 282 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,456 N-No, that... I'm worried that if this continues, 283 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,760 you'll end up doing serious harm to someone. 284 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,862 The dog, yourself. 285 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,297 Which makes me feel like you're not in a position 286 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,399 to make right choices for yourself. 287 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,301 What does that mean? 288 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,804 You can either spend some time in a treatment facility... 289 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,272 What? 290 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,242 Or you can come work for me. Ah, 291 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,711 I get it. You got Anne to dig up some dirt 292 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,946 so you could blackmail me into working for you again. 293 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,915 Because why? Because you couldn't handle 294 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,317 not controlling every little move I make? 295 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,652 I-I know it looks that way. 296 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,387 It always looks that way. 297 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,389 It's like I said-- if you work here, 298 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,258 it'll be different between us. 299 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,394 Oh, the pro bono job. 300 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,431 (scoffs) Wow. I-I actually believed that. 301 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,133 Ryan, I'm only trying 302 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,334 to help you. 303 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,905 You know what? 304 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,774 It's true. I do talk to Wilfred. 305 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,710 He's the only one that's actually helping me. 306 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,983 WILFRED: Jenna's in the shower, 307 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,085 so I've only got a few minutes. I just heard the good news. 308 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,854 We're back, baby! 309 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,323 Saturday afternoons between 2:00 and 4:00 p.m. 310 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,958 Hey, what's going on? 311 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,193 My dad knows about us. 312 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,694 He knows everything. 313 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,929 He threatened to institutionalize me 314 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,664 if I didn't come back to the firm. 315 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,165 Holy shit. You were right, Wilfred. 316 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,835 I never should've trusted him again. 317 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,804 So what are you gonna do? I-I'm just gonna 318 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,173 take off and get as far away from this shit as possible, 319 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,508 live my own life. 320 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,677 I'm coming with you. 321 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,680 I've got nothing left here. 322 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,482 Jenna's turned into a real "Jizzed-on Jane." 323 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,784 You really want to come with me? 324 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,819 You're my best friend, Ryan. 325 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,654 I love you. 326 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,923 Of course I want to come. 327 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,128 (exhales) 328 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,966 What is that? 329 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,034 I know that smell. 330 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,904 Uh, it's probably my ChapStick. 331 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,575 It was you. 332 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,077 Now, hold on, Wilfred. 333 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,179 It-it's complicated. (knocking) 334 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,747 Your face 335 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,250 is the saddle Jenna's been giddyupping on? 336 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,684 No, no, no, no, no! It was only one kiss. 337 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,820 (shouts) Wilfred, stop! 338 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:52,023 I'll eat your genitalia, bitch! HENRY: Ryan? 339 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,592 (Wilfred grunting) HENRY: Ryan? 340 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,561 Ryan! WILFRED: You were supposed 341 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,563 to be my best friend! 342 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,731 I-I am! 343 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,699 I didn't plan on it! She kissed me! 344 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,501 Besides, it's-it's over now! 345 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,669 Oh, God. This is worse than I thought. 346 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,271 I'm taking you to get some help. 347 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,773 Let go, Wilfred! (Wilfred grunting) 348 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,042 Let go! Bad dog! Stay away from me! 349 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,844 You've got nothing to do with this! 350 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,412 Ryan, you're not well. 351 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,580 You have to... Whoa! 352 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,817 Dad? 353 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,362 (church bell ringing) 354 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,398 Thanks for coming. 355 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,034 I appreciate it. Of course, Ryan. 356 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,204 I'm sorry we can't stay long. 357 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,639 We've got Wilfred in the car. 358 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,042 I understand. 359 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,551 I feel horrible about this, mate. 360 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,620 You don't have to keep apologizing. 361 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,055 It was a total accident. 362 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,223 I only left my tennis ball there in the hopes 363 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,059 that someone would, like, kick it down the stairs 364 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,928 and I'd chase it down and bring it back up to them 365 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,496 and then repeat that, like, 366 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,898 7,000 times in a row. 367 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,299 I know. It's okay, Wilfred. 368 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,767 I'm willing to forget 369 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,436 about you and Jenna. 370 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,938 We've just got to put a stop to all this fighting 371 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,440 before someone gets hurt. 372 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,941 You know what I mean. 373 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,744 If it's any consolation, 374 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,481 now that your dad's... you know... you can 375 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,351 finally feel free, live your own life. 376 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,619 Also, 377 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,023 it's probably not the right time to bring it up, but this... 378 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,659 this is how you crack a window. 379 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,860 Yep. 380 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,533 Sorry for your loss, Ryan. 381 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,670 Hank was always so proud of you. 382 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,805 I want you to know that even with your father's passing, 383 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,608 we'd still love for you to oversee the pro bono division. 384 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,543 Pro bono division? 385 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,113 Uh, can't say I'm the biggest supporter of the idea, 386 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,849 but we've already found several cases related to prisoners 387 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,784 with mental health issues. 388 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,287 Your father was very specific about that. 389 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:10,094 Do you think he was only just trying to help us? 390 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,499 When your dad had me committed, 391 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,201 I know it crushed him. 392 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,538 He was scared that you would turn out the same way. 393 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,243 So... he made you into a little lawyer, which... 394 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,613 must have given you some kind of structure. 395 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,985 You know, I don't think I could've admitted this 396 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,987 while he was still alive, but... 397 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,189 yeah, maybe, I think... 398 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:42,160 he was actually trying to help us. 399 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:46,297 In his own dysfunctional, dickheadish way. 400 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,406 Hey, can you do me a tiny favor 401 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,108 and smash this bit of glass down here? 402 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,510 You've always been against me reconciling with my father. 403 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,012 Since the day we met. Look, 404 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,847 as interesting as all this is, I really need to... 405 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,083 Oh, there we go. And I'm peeing. 406 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,852 This past week, I've been fighting so hard 407 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,720 to save our friendship 408 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,456 instead of focusing on the relationship 409 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,891 that actually mattered: the one with my father. 410 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,193 Ryan, what are you saying? 411 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,628 I'm not well when I'm with you. 412 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,064 I am so sick of seeing everything 413 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,899 through Wilfred-tinted lenses. 414 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:22,967 Ryan... 415 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,693 ♪ 416 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,710 ♪ 417 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,669 ♪ 418 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,178 (birds chirping) 419 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:12,143 (birds chirping) 420 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,571 ♪ 30312

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