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DREW:
Hey, Ryan!
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Hey! Where you been, man?
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Uh, j-just went for a run.
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No, I mean, like, in life.
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Seems like we haven't seen
your cool ass in, like, forever.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were avoiding us.
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Well, I...
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Hey! Hey!
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I thought I told you
to stay off my property.
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You've got a smart mouth
and a bad attitude.
(cooing)
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I know your mother!
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Yeah, that's right,
walk away, bitch.
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I just, uh...
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I'm just yanking
your junk, man.
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I know you've been busy.
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I know what you're thinking.
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But we haven't bought
anything yet.
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We're just getting
an estimate.
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On the, uh...
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home security system.
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Oh, right.
Yeah.
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Jenna heard about a couple of
recent break-ins in Venice.
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And she's super nervous
about it,
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even though they're not really
that close to our neighborhood.
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I think she's overreacting.
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I mean, this thing
could set us back
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at least a couple of G's.
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Wow.
Hey.
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You wouldn't mind
talking to her, would you?
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I mean, just-just, you know,
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letting her know
the neighborhood's safe and all.
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Aw, well, I-I don't know
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what I could say that
you haven't already said.
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No, it'd mean more
coming from you.
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I mean, she thinks I'm only
against the security system
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'cause I'm a cheapskate.
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Uh, okay, I guess if I,
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if I run into her, then
I'll try and bring it up.
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Ah, thanks, brochacho.
(laughs)
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I'll see you later, man.
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Yeah, now where you gonna go,
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you little AIDS of the sky?
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(pigeon cooing)
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What... wh-what are...
what are you doing?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ease up, chief!
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I don't want no trouble!
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(screams) It touched me!
It touched me!
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It almost touched me.
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(dogs barking)
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WILFRED:
I've got to toughen up.
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I couldn't even intimidate
that loitering wise-ass.
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You know, I spoke
to his mother, by the way.
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You know
what she said to me?
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"Why don't you find a real crime
to solve, McGruff?"
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And you wonder
where he gets it from.
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Well, you don't have to worry
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about protecting
your yard anymore.
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Apparently,
Jenna's thinking about
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installing
a home security system.
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Bite your tongue!
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A home security system to a dog
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is like the cotton gin
to a slave.
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It's an insult.
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It says you're
easily replaceable.
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You know why they call us
"watch dogs," Ryan?
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I have no idea.
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No one does.
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Point is, it's the duty
of the household dog
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to heroically protect
the property.
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I don't get
what the big deal is.
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You know Howard
from down the street?
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He got replaced
by a home security system.
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Guess what they call him now.
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Howard the Dickhead.
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That's because
they think he's a coward.
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Please, Ryan.
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You've got to convince Jenna
that she's overthinking
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all this security stuff.
Um...
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in case you forgot, I sort
of had feelings for her.
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Look, I-I thought we agreed
that it was better for everyone,
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especially Jenna,
if I stayed away.
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It's different this time.
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Jenna really needs
your help, mate.
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No, you need my help.
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You just don't want
to look like a pussy
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in front of the
neighborhood dogs.
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Fine.
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I'll handle this myself.
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What are you gonna do?
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Like I said,
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if I want to be
a real hero dog,
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then it's time to man up.
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And I'm gonna do
that through training,
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discipline
and searching "hero dog"
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to see what that even means.
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Ah, check it out.
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This stud-muffin called 911
when his owner fainted.
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Whoa! A cop dog.
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Apprehended
a mugging suspect.
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Dragged a five-year-old kid
out of a house fire.
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And then a year later,
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saved his partner from
a boring cocaine-free weekend
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by helping him seize two kilos
of that good raw.
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Whew. Damn.
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Well, well, well.
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I see you're creeping out
the back like a little vag
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to-- let me guess--
avoid Jenna?
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And I see you're literally
tiptoeing into the back alley
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to-- let me guess-- avoid
the pigeon in the front yard?
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(laughs) Pigeon?
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There's three of them now.
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And they're all strutting
around, bobbing their heads
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to that black rapper music
playing on their headphones.
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(pigeons cooing nearby)
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(whispers):
Shit, let's get out of here.
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You got to admit,
all this sneaking around,
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this is no way to live.
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I'm just trying to
keep my distance.
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I'm not sneaking around.
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Well, I am.
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And it's been hell.
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Been so nervous, I haven't
shit since yesterday morning.
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Wilfred, you need to shit.
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I'm fine.
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Seriously. Just try.
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(sighs)
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Ah, this could take awhile.
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Would you mind grabbing us
something to read?
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Like, uh, perhaps, uh,
that impressive flyer
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that looks like someone spent
a lot of time working on.
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(sighs)
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"Neighborhood watch"?
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What the hell?
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This says I organized it!
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Whoa!
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That is weird.
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You did this.
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This is just a stupid excuse
to show how
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brave and heroic
you are to the other dogs.
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God, now all these people
are gonna
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show up at my house.
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Right now?
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You must be Ryan.
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Yeah, um, I'm guessing
you're here
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for the neighborhood
watch meeting?
Yeah.
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I got to say, I'm-I'm
thrilled about this.
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'Cause, uh, my bike got
swiped a couple weeks ago,
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and it's, like, I'm feeling
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like I'm not gonna take
this crap anymore.
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Right on, man.
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I couldn't have
said it better myself.
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Because I can't say things
'cause I'm a dog.
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Uh-huh.
Well, look, the thing is...
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JENNA:
Sorry I'm late!
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Oh, my God, Ryan,
when I saw your flyer,
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I was like, this is perfect.
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I've been so worried
about the recent break-ins,
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and now we can actually
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do something about it.
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Hi, I'm Jenna.
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Alan.
Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna go
put these inside.
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Hey, listen, man, um,
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I don't think I can
participate in this anymore.
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Thing is, I've had a huge
hard-on for that Jenna chick,
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like, ever since she moved
up the block from me.
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And I just think the
idea of walking
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around the neighborhood
together, hanging out,
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sharing our thoughts,
making each other laugh,
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getting closer...
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it's just too
much temptation.
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I mean, she's married, right?
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm out.
I can't do it.
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JENNA:
You coming?
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What happened to Alan?
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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You know, the-the turnout
wasn't exactly what I expected.
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I-I think we should
just call it off.
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What?
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No, this is a
great idea, Ryan.
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Property crime in
Venice has increased
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by almost two percent
in the last six months.
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I mean, this is our chance to
take back the neighborhood.
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Just the two of us?
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If it's two determined
people like you and me,
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then, yeah, we can do it.
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Okay.
(laughs)
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I'm in.
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(grunts)
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Besides, it won't just
be the two of us.
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Wilfy'll help!
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Oh.
(pigeon cooing)
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(yells)
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Get on the ground!
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(Taser crackling)
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(Jenna laughs)
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Thanks a lot.
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Now I have to spend two hours
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a day with Jenna,
one on one.
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It's all for a
good cause, Ryan.
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Bear?
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Would you please do me
the honor of pinning on
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my official canine
enforcement unit badge?
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Hey.
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Hey, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Okay, we promised,
no tears.
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Look, you knew what
you were getting into
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before you got
involved with me.
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I'm a cop.
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This is who I am.
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Danger is just a part...
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Wait, are you...
are you laughing?
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What do you mean
you smell pussy?
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Where?
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Oh. (chuckles)
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You know what?
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Call someone else
the next time you need help.
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(quietly): How do I
pin this thing on?
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Wilfred, don't.
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No, it's okay, Ryan.
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I've got this. Relax.
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(yells)
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(sobbing)
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Ryan?
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I think... I think
I made a mistake.
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It hurts.
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It... it hurts.
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It hurts.
I told you.
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This really hurts.
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All right, you mopes,
you know the routine.
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Up against the wall.
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Look, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
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You know what?
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Warning, warning, warning!
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You've all been issued warnings.
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I hope you're proud
of yourselves.
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It's actually good we're
doing this in the morning.
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I read that most
home invasions occur
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between the hours of
7:00 and 10:00 a.m.
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Huh.
I saw on the police
blotter last night
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that someone's garage
was broken into
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less than a mile
away from us.
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And Drew thinks
I'm being ridiculous
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for wanting a home
security system.
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RYAN: Well, it's not like you've
really needed one before, right?
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Listen, we were trying to keep
this quiet, but it's you, so...
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The reason I've
been so concerned
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about the neighborhood
lately is 'cause...
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well, if Drew and I are
gonna raise a family here,
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then I want to make
sure it's safe.
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You're pregnant?
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No, no. Not yet.
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But we just
started trying.
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W-We've talked
about it a lot.
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What we went
through last time
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when we thought I
was pregnant and...
258
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,968
We're ready now.
259
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,235
That's great.
260
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,403
I'm excited for you.
261
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,072
Thanks, Ryan.
262
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,374
God, it feels so good
to finally share that.
263
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,142
I feel like I barely
see you anymore.
264
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,611
I've missed this.
265
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,280
MARGOT:
Hey! Jenna, Ryan!
266
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,314
JENNA:
Hey, Margot.
267
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,116
Nice work.
268
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,451
What?
269
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,585
I said, "Nice work."
270
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,087
In your garden.
271
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,122
Wait, hang on,
I'll come over.
272
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,057
Classic Margot--
couldn't hear death
273
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,959
if it was knocking
on her door.
274
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,568
(slow-motion):
Wilfred!
275
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,169
No!
276
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,904
Look out, bitch!
277
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:42,173
(grunts)
278
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,316
(country music playing in car)
279
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,622
I admit, it's possible
280
00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,959
I may have misjudged the
situation by, like, 100%.
281
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,460
I'll do better
next time.
282
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,362
There's not gonna be
a next time.
283
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,930
You heard Jenna;
you're done.
284
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,333
I'm off the force?
285
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,536
I'm done, too, if it makes
you feel any better.
286
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,938
I'm never gonna be
like that cop dog.
287
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,541
I'm never gonna save
anyone from a house fire
288
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,009
or provide my
partner with
289
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,311
a weekend-long
nose blizzard.
290
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,281
I assume you'll want me
to turn in my badge.
291
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,783
I really don't care.
292
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,117
(yells)
293
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,887
Goddamn it!
294
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,121
Mm.
295
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,458
(glass shatters in distance)
296
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,729
(glass continues shattering)
297
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,573
(clattering)
298
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,546
(groans)
299
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,747
Oh, shit! Ryan!
300
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,549
What the hell are you doing?!
301
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,084
Making a sammich.
302
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,986
All right, fine.
303
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,421
I was staging a burglary
304
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,857
so I could call 911
and become a hero.
305
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,326
Was punching me in the face
part of your plan?
306
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,328
I'm sorry. I thought
you were a real burglar.
307
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,497
You know, the way Jenna's
been going on and on
308
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,965
about all the
recent break-ins.
309
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,067
Whoa!
310
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,002
(groans)
Ryan, are you okay?!
311
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:20,071
(groans)
312
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,041
Oh, my God.
313
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,809
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
314
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,245
(groans)
315
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,247
You can do this.
Just concentrate.
316
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,582
(breathing deeply)
317
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,417
You're a hero dog.
318
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,924
Okay, okay. 911.
319
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,528
All you have to do
is press 911.
320
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,029
Five...
321
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,598
Shit!
322
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,899
No, that's wrong!
323
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,567
Five is not nine.
324
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,803
Okay, starting over.
325
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,642
9-9-9-9-9...
326
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,277
9... pound sign.
327
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,545
Damn it!
328
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,081
JENNA:
Ryan? Hello?
329
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,316
Jenna. Shit.
330
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,353
If she sees me here,
she'll know I couldn't save you.
331
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,157
Ryan? Ryan?
332
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,593
What happened?!
333
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,895
I-I fell.
334
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,396
I heard a noise from my house,
335
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,465
and then your door was open.
336
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,968
Oh, my God, you've been robbed!
337
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,603
You seem good
for the most part,
338
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,472
but you could still could
have a minor concussion.
339
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,908
Whoa!
What happened?
340
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,411
I think we've got all we need,
Mr. Newman. We'll be in touch.
341
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,346
Thanks, Officer.
Don't worry.
342
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,782
In case it's a concussion,
I'm gonna stay with you tonight.
343
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,451
Oh, Jenna,
that's-that's not necessary.
344
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,187
Please. How awful
would I feel
345
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,855
if, God forbid,
something happened?
346
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,824
Plus, Drew's in Phoenix
for the night on business,
347
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,626
so it's probably safer
if we stay together anyway.
348
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,196
Come here, Wilfred!
349
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,630
Yeah, I get it.
350
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,766
You want me close by
for protection.
351
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,334
Oh, look how scared Wilfred is.
352
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,669
He's whimpering.
353
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,470
I'm not whimpering.
354
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,706
He probably senses that
something bad happened.
355
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,641
Typical scaredy-cat Wilfy.
356
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,476
Who are you calling
a goddamn scaredy-cat?!
357
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,645
Aw, he's shaking.
358
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,380
(laughs)
359
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,187
I can't believe what's happening
to this neighborhood.
360
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,957
I'm definitely installing
that security system now.
361
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,658
I'm a complete failure.
362
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,661
My father was right about me
when he looked me in the eye
363
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,029
and said... (panting)
364
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,031
Maybe we should
even get a panic room.
365
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,300
I've looked into it,
and they're not that uncommon.
366
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,302
Sure, some of them
are expensive,
367
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:35,006
but you can't really put a price
on your family's safety, right?
368
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,008
Jenna, you know, I'm
actually feeling better.
369
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,409
Maybe you should
370
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,712
just take Wilfred
and head home.
371
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,580
I hate keeping you
awake like this.
Ryan, it's nothing.
372
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,749
And besides, what if
the burglars come back?
373
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,484
You're in no shape
to protect yourself.
374
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,987
I've been taking these
self-defense classes at Equinox,
375
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,255
and I've gotten
pretty good.
376
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,823
There are these
certain pressure points
377
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,158
on the side of your neck
and then just below the ears.
378
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,327
And if you press on them...
Jenna, please!
379
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,662
I don't need
your protection.
380
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,030
I'm fine, really.
381
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,365
Are you sure? Because...
382
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,733
Yes, I'm sure.
383
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,167
I don't think
I have a concussion.
384
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,602
I just want to get some sleep.
385
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,005
Please, just go home.
386
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,008
Oh, uh... okay.
387
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,144
Dick.
388
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,351
JENNA (over TV):
A 2.4 magnitude earthquake hit
between El Segundo
389
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,720
and Mar Vista at 10:00 a.m.
this morning.
390
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,391
Rattled residents from Torrance
to this Venice neighborhood...
391
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,492
(turns off TV)
392
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,139
(sniffing)
393
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,279
(man coughing)
394
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,719
(coughing continues)
395
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,254
What happened?
396
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,755
Is everybody okay?
397
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,158
We just woke up, and
there was all this smoke.
398
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,426
Oh, my God!
Wilfred?
399
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,295
Wilfred!
Wilfred!
400
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,631
Wilfred!
401
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,166
(coughing)
402
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,070
(both coughing)
403
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,838
(siren wailing in distance)
404
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,608
Wilfred,
what did you do?!
405
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,177
Apparently nothing.
406
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,513
I know you set
that fire!
407
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,815
It's true.
408
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,249
(coughing)
409
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,486
I wanted to save Jenna and Drew.
410
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,788
I wanted to be a hero.
411
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,191
But I couldn't even save myself.
412
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,625
You're insane!
413
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,362
All this to impress
the neighborhood dogs?
414
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,130
It was never
about the dogs, Ryan.
415
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,832
It was always for Jenna.
416
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,034
What, so she wouldn't
get a security system?
417
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,435
It was never about that either.
418
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,503
I don't believe you!
419
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,638
Maybe you haven't noticed, Ryan,
420
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,607
but Jenna's in a bad
place right now.
421
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,944
All this obsession with
neighborhood security,
422
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,213
double-checking and
triple-checking the door locks,
423
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,682
she can't even walk from her
car to the grocery store
424
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,717
without clutching a can
of pepper spray.
425
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,656
I thought I could make her
feel safe.
426
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,127
You know what?
427
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,962
Me, too.
428
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,798
I thought I was protecting her
by staying away,
429
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,635
but... I should've
been there for her.
430
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,640
Oh, my God.
431
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,076
Bear's still in there!
432
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,079
Wilfred, no, no, no!
Bear will be fine!
433
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,480
That's what I'm
worried about!
434
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,915
When I was inside,
435
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,017
I didn't lock Bear
in the bedroom!
436
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,386
If I don't go back in,
Bear will live!
437
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,989
Bear, don't live!
438
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,491
I can't go on without
you being dead!
439
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,560
Somebody, please
don't save bear!
440
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,896
(siren wailing)
441
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,537
Okay, I'll see
you soon. Bye.
442
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,372
Drew says Wilfred's
gonna be fine.
443
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,907
They're leaving
the vet now.
444
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,409
Good.
445
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,045
Ryan, what you did
for Wilfred...
446
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,680
I can't thank you enough.
447
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,948
Oh, it's nothing.
448
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,983
It's the only thing
I could've done.
449
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,387
I should get out
of your hair.
450
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,055
That Alan guy said
451
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,225
I could stay at his place
until Drew got back, so...
452
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,860
Jenna, stay.
453
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,262
I'm-I'm really sorry
about the other night.
454
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,700
No, it's okay.
I was being pushy.
455
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,268
I've just been so worried
456
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,870
about all this
neighborhood crime stuff.
457
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,372
I mean, I don't want
to raise a child
458
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,108
in an unsafe environment.
459
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,143
Honestly, after all
this craziness,
460
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,412
maybe we should just
put the baby stuff
461
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,214
on hold for a while.
462
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,883
Till the neighborhood's
safe enough?
463
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,652
Or until we can afford to move
somewhere less dangerous.
464
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,888
Jenna, do you think
465
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,157
any neighborhood will
ever feel safe enough?
466
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,329
Oh, my God.
467
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,900
What's wrong with me?
468
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,339
When I first heard
I was pregnant,
469
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,274
I felt depressed.
470
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,577
And then when it turned out
I wasn't, I felt relieved.
471
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,814
And then ashamed because
I felt relieved.
472
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,118
I-I always thought
I wanted to be like my mom:
473
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,654
perfect husband,
huge family.
474
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,924
She was so disappointed
475
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,792
when she heard
I wasn't pregnant.
476
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,529
Well, when I was kid,
477
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,932
my dad wanted me
to be a lawyer.
478
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,801
Before I knew it,
I was going to law school
479
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,803
and working at his firm.
480
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,707
I was miserable,
and I finally snapped.
481
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,810
And I went to
a really dark place.
482
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,180
Happiness is hard to find.
483
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,982
Real, true happiness.
484
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,718
We got to try taking risks
485
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,322
without second-guessing
yourself or worrying
486
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,058
about the consequences.
487
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,961
Otherwise, you'll never
really know.
488
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,945
Uh...
489
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,782
(door opens)
490
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,119
(door closes)
491
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,504
You okay?
492
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,573
(whispers):
Yeah.
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