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和很多「巴打」一樣
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我也喜歡看日本AV
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還幻想有一天能成為AV男優
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原來幻想，是可以成真的
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我真的成為了AV男主角
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而我遇見的女優
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有她
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有她
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還有她
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一切要由我來到日本說起
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有沒有搞錯？
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把你弄濕了？
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不好意思
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不要緊
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不如讓我幫妳
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不好意思
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沒有受傷吧？
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周國斌
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你到了？
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肥泰
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為什麼一個人在這裡一動不動？
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不是，你看看那邊
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有人在洗車
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我的車停在那邊，走吧
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還好我的手機還沒有壞
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其實你有沒有想過把它換了？
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有啊，所以要靠你了
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我已經包吃包住了，不包換手機的
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走吧
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快點拿行李回家
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今晚還有地方要去
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喂
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真棒 喂
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你不可以不脫鞋子躺在沙發上
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我爸爸有很多規矩的
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其實你爸爸對你真不錯
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整天不在家，不會煩著你
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先把鞋放下來
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你爸爸還是整天
煩著你問你拿錢嗎？
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不是整天，是每天
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先不說這個了
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口渴了，給杯水我喝吧
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廚房在那邊
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要喝你自己去裝
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那麼遠
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進了門就是客人，給點面子吧
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現在幫你拿行李，已經很給面子了
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還有
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你千萬不要只把行李放在這裡
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打開它就完全不收拾
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行行行，我等一下馬上收拾
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真棒
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不過先貼著吧
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反正我也不會在這裡住很久
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不住這裡？你住哪裡？
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我也應該快要和桃乃木同居了
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同居？你見都沒見過她就同居？
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我和她很穩定的
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我早就把她當作我女朋友了
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她連照片都沒有傳過給你
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如果真人是個胖女生怎麼辦？
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她有和我說過她以前很胖的
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難道你不知道
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桃乃木香奈以前也胖過嗎？
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唉，你不會明白的
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我和她認識了三年
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沒有人比我更清楚了解她
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不過你不相信也沒關係
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愛情這個東西
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完全不需要和別人解釋
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見都沒見過你就說喜歡她
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你這個人真毒
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懶得理你
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真膚淺
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在意外表的就不是愛情了
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我周國斌說
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我一定會和桃乃木有情人終成眷屬
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處男在裝情聖？
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你不是處男，難道你是情聖嗎？
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肚子餓了，能吃飯了嗎？
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等我先打給女朋友
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還說女朋友？
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喂，小桃
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方便說電話嗎？
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妳在工作？
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對不起
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那我晚點再打給妳
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再見
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她的聲音真的很甜美
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到時候真人和照片差遠了
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看你還會不會那麼甜蜜
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我周國斌說
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我只喜歡桃乃木一個人
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不過你懂什麼
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是不是去吃飯？
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隨時可以去
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等你而已
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陪我多去一個地方吧
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是這一張了
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藍光日本高清限量版
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找你真辛苦啊
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其實你上網看不就行了
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我當然是上網看了
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哪有錢買藍光
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我幫「巴打」買而已
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真棒
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又多賺一筆
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我先去買個可樂餅來吃
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不知道你要買多久
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喂先不要走
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幫我多買一個吧
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麻煩結帳
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哇，嚇死人了
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為什麼妳會在這裡？
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應該是我問你為什麼會在這裡？
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只是到處看看
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根本是想買AV光碟
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是參考
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不管你了
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等我一下
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謝謝您一萬四千元
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請問能用信用卡嗎？
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真是不好意思
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信用卡機器壞了
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謝謝您
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還抓不到你？
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你不是答應過我嗎？
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妳之前說不介意 ，
我才找其他女優的
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我是不介意
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我才不是那麼小氣的女人
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我只是想你和我說一聲
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妳根本就是介意
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我已經和她簽約了
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妳發我脾氣也沒有用
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為什麼你不明白呢？
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妳想說什麼就直接說吧
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我們認識了這麼久
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妳不說我又怎麼會明白呢
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天使萌？
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對不起
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你這個變態
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不好意思，那張一千元是我的
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你一定要找到十條毛
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不然你就會精盡人亡
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你聽好
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找不到十條毛的話
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你就會精盡人亡
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什麼？
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你在做什麼？
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搶劫嗎？
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神經病
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我不要啊
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沒時間了
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這本《拾》你一定要帶在身邊
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神經病
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你怎麼了？
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肥泰救命啊
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剛剛有個變態漢
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搶走了我一千元
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還想搶走我的AV光碟
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一個人也沒有啊
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你看看，他給了我這種東西
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這裡那麼多成人用品店
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經常做宣傳到處派安全套
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不是，做宣傳怎麼會派記事本
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還有怎麼會叫我去找毛
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噱頭而已
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可能成人用品店和文具店合作呢
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走吧，去吃飯
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先不要走，回來
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你知道我剛剛遇到誰嗎？
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我遇到天使萌
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我還被她賞了一巴掌
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是嗎？
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你真是精蟲上腦
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別走呀
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喂
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你快要把我全家的零食都吃光了
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你還說
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你剛剛吃壽司吃得像是吃放題一樣
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剛剛那間迴轉壽司很便宜的
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便宜？差一點吃光了我全部家當
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你真是的
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不是說存了三年的錢才過來嗎？
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是啊，存了三萬元
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不會吧？
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你二十九歲了只存了三萬元？
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你又不是不知道我的情況
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我好不容易才幫家人還清了債務
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那你沒錢還辭職過來追女生？
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我辛苦這麼久終於自由了
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何況桃乃木也不介意我沒有錢
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那麼你約了她嗎？
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早約了
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後天載我買束花吧
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過幾天再說吧
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借過借過
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不要擋路
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今天穿得這麼帥
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裝情聖嗎？
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廚房有一些泡麵
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你餓了自己拿來吃吧
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好啊
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那我先走了，再見
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我衣服都換好了
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你搞什麼要那麼久？
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我快忍不住了
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再等一會吧
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快點
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怎麼辦呀 肥泰
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我昨晚夢遺了
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你整天看AV
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夢遺很奇怪嗎
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這個不是重點
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我從早上開始已經自慰三次了
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到現在還是很硬
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死定了
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那你多自慰幾次不就好了
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不要在我家精盡人亡就可以了
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精盡人亡？
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你聽好
222
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找不到十條毛的話
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你就會精盡人亡
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我不要
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喂
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和你說過，東西不要亂丟
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你還丟安全套？
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我爸爸看到一定發脾氣
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不是說這種話的時候
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你在做什麼？
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207300？
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沒時間了
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那本《拾》你一定要帶在身邊
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難道是我沒有找毛
235
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,120
這本筆記又沒有帶在身邊
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現在要精盡人亡？
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兄弟
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可以幫我一下嗎？
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你準備好了嗎？
240
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來吧寶貝
241
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,760
好像還沒有準備好
242
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不行，可能不夠痛
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00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,360
幫你了，幫你了
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別怪我了
245
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,880
搞了這麼久還是這麼硬
246
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這次真的完蛋了
247
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早知道就穿件大衣才出門
248
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現在被人看到一定以為我是變態
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現在大熱天，你穿件大衣更像變態
250
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死定了，越來越硬啊
251
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來，讓我看看
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拉開拉鏈看一下吧 別玩了
253
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別玩了
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不是
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其實這種陰莖異常長期勃起
256
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有很多原因的
257
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我有上網搜尋過
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例如鐮狀細胞貧血的患者
259
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也會有這個問題
260
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,760
所以我們現在不是去找毛
261
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是去找醫生
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我今天問過神登的「巴打」了
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他們說鐮狀細胞貧血
264
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是三十歲以後才會有的
265
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,280
我只有二十九歲
266
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還有，我根本沒有貧血
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00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,840
總之你先放鬆一點
268
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,080
我帶你去一個地方吧
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去哪裡？
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走吧，不要問那麼多
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歡迎光臨
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早安黎伯
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早安，今天怎麼這麼早來？
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今天我是休假
275
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喂，你先看看吃點什麼
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還吃？
277
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,440
大哥，我還要去找毛
278
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聽我說吧
279
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先填飽肚子，再去找醫生
280
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,080
相信我好不好？
281
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,680
黎伯，這就是我經常和你說的
282
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,880
中學同學周國斌
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黎伯，你好
284
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,640
我才剛剛開店，
要等一下才有東西吃
285
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,280
沒問題，我們不急的
286
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
喂，誰說不急呀
287
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,680
人命關天啊
288
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,360
我不理你們兩個了
289
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,480
我進去工作
290
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,680
我來幫你吧，黎伯
291
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,480
永野肥泰
292
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算了，我自己搞定
293
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,480
想吃點什麼？
294
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,160
有什麼好吃的？
295
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,800
哇，看起來很豐富
296
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,680
咦，周國斌去哪裡了？
297
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,360
我不想精盡人亡啊
298
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,560
我要靠自己
299
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,080
207300？我只看得懂「7」
300
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,280
網友你那麼巧遇到神秘人
301
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,520
他又這麼巧跟你說你會精盡人亡
302
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,440
而你又這麼巧夢遺
303
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,880
這麼巧自慰了三次還沒復原
304
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,600
結論是
305
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,560
四個巧合同時存在的機率是2%
306
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,840
還在勃起，怎麼辦？
307
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,840
咦，是誰畫的？
308
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,680
剛剛還沒有的
309
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,920
天使萌？
310
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,200
為什麼娃娃上面會有根毛？
311
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,040
不管那麼多了，先拿到手再說
312
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,720
幸好我平常訓練有素
313
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,240
夾娃娃難不倒我的
314
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,520
哎呀，不是這個啊
315
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,880
差一點
316
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,640
真的不用去找小斌？
317
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,800
他不熟悉街道的
318
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,960
他年紀也不小了
319
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,000
又會說日語
320
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,560
怎麼會有事呢？
321
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,720
為什麼他剛剛
322
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,640
拿筆記本遮住自己下面呢？
323
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,640
他勃起了一整個早上
324
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,160
說自己快要精盡人亡了
325
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,520
我說帶他看醫生，他又不願意
326
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,160
無論如何都要去找毛
327
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,280
毛？什麼毛？
328
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,680
別說他了
329
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,880
難得今天放假
330
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,480
去吃一頓好的
331
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,960
好，我就去幫你做一頓好吃的
332
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,280
好啊，謝謝黎伯
333
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,560
終於搞定了
334
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,520
是什麼聲音？
335
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:53,720
死定了
336
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,800
她昨晚已經誤會我是變態了
337
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,000
現在又看到我
338
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,840
一定以為我真的是變態了
339
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,160
這個變態昨晚已經在小巷非禮我
340
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,520
今天又跟蹤我
341
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,440
會不會是想侵犯我？
342
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,480
我不會侵犯妳，請妳不要誤會
343
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,440
昨天妳跌倒在我身上
344
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,000
我是因為要撿那張一千元
345
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,640
才會不小心碰到妳的胸部
346
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,560
慘了，不只是個變態
347
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,920
還是個瘋子
348
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,120
瘋子都覺得自己沒有問題
349
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,240
他不會在這裡侵犯我吧？
350
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,760
請你真的不要再誤會我了
351
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,320
我有女朋友的
352
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,840
她的名字叫桃乃木
353
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,360
還幻想女朋友是小桃
354
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,800
你看看，這是
我和女朋友的聊天記錄
355
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,000
全部都在這裡
356
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,600
我真的沒有騙你
357
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,240
和其他女生聊天，也證明不了什麼
358
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,800
這個就是證明
359
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,920
我對桃乃木以外的女生
360
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,720
是完全不會有其他的意圖
361
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,000
看清楚一點
362
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,520
他看起來明明是個正常人
363
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,920
為什麼一直都只是和自己說話？
364
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,920
和自己說話？
365
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,680
雖然看起來像在和我說話
366
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,920
這個人在搞什麼？
367
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,800
她剛剛明明沒有說話的
368
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,880
難道，我聽到了她的心聲？
369
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,080
天使小姐
370
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,360
不如我們做個心理測驗
371
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,440
什麼啊
372
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,880
太棒了，我真的聽到她的心聲
373
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,880
天使小姐妳好
374
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,120
我叫周國斌
375
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,040
其實我是妳的忠實粉絲
376
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,520
這次來到東京的原因
377
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,560
除了想見到我的女朋友
378
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,760
由以前開始
379
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,520
我就一直很喜歡日本的AV文化
380
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,240
你好
381
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,640
妳想要哪一隻呢？
382
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,240
不過這個很難
383
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,120
我完全夾不到
384
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,560
唉，我只是想夾個娃娃
385
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,840
讓自己開心一點
386
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,080
不如我教妳秘訣吧
387
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,080
今天天氣很好呢
388
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,960
今天一整天
389
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,280
你那裡都硬著呢
390
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,560
你沒事吧？
391
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,600
其實是有原因的
392
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,960
請妳不要誤會
393
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,960
難道是因為見到我？
394
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,360
不是因為天使小姐
395
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,720
當然天使小姐也很有魅力
396
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,040
但是，我從早上到現在一直硬著
397
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,160
是嗎？
398
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,200
不如我幫你吧？
399
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,880
我沒事，不用了
400
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:57,920
開玩笑的
401
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,440
他有點可愛呢
402
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,360
我不可愛的
403
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,160
只是從早上到現在都沒有吃東西
404
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,960
有一點肚子餓
405
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,240
那當作是你教我夾娃娃的回禮
406
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,760
我請你吃頓飯吧
407
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,120
我好想吃拉麵啊
408
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,760
但是不想一個人吃
409
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,720
如果他肯陪我一起吃拉麵就好了
410
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,200
那我們去吃拉麵吧
411
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,320
真的嗎？
412
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,480
太好了
413
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,840
歡迎光臨
414
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,960
你想吃什麼呢？
415
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,880
什麼都可以
416
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,640
和天使小姐一樣就可以了
417
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,040
那我先去買劵
418
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,200
麻煩妳了
419
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,000
拜托你了
420
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,760
兩份地獄拉麵
421
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,000
等等
422
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,880
我那一份要普通拉麵就可以了
423
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,640
麻煩你了
424
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,360
咦？你不能吃辣嗎？
425
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,400
地獄拉麵比普通拉麵貴三倍的
426
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,160
還有，已經付錢了不能退款
427
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,480
轉成普通拉麵不就浪費錢
428
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,880
沒有這回事
429
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,960
我還是要地獄拉麵吧
430
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,080
辣度只要一點點就好
431
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,880
好的，明白
432
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,320
謝謝
433
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,200
謝謝
434
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,440
好像很好吃呢
435
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,280
先喝杯水吧
436
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,520
謝謝
437
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,280
辣到受不了的時候
438
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,920
如果有一支可以
439
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,280
中和辣味的日本清酒就好了
440
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,640
不好意思，要一瓶日本酒
441
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,000
不好意思，我們只有啤酒
442
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,000
那不用了
443
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,880
咦，你吃拉麵會喝日本酒？
444
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,080
是啊，天使小姐妳也是?
445
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,520
我也是
446
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,200
拉麵和日本酒的搭配是最好的
447
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,480
以前譜久村和我吃拉麵的時候
448
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,520
都一定會帶一支日本清酒
449
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,000
那我去買日本酒吧
450
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,480
不用啦
451
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,400
我很快回來
452
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,960
他好像很善解人意
453
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,600
如果譜久村也和他一樣
454
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,760
那麼明白我的心意就好了
455
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,440
肥泰？
456
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,040
他旁邊的女生是誰？
457
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,000
謝謝
458
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,520
唉，譜久村也很喜歡喝這一款清酒
459
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,520
喝吧
460
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,280
譜久村以前也是這樣子的
461
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,200
他經常說日本清酒可以解辣
462
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喝了清酒就可以吃辣了
463
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,960
他竟然也覺得清酒可以解辣
464
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,840
那我不客氣了
465
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,680
為什麼妳不能吃辣
466
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,040
也要選一款這麼辣的拉麵？
467
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,760
雖然譜久村很喜歡吃辣
468
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,680
但是我如何練習都不太能吃辣
469
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,520
你不吃嗎？
470
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,320
吃啊，我吃的
471
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,640
哇這麼辣，怎麼吃得下？
472
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,680
明明不能吃辣，為什麼要說謊呢？
473
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,840
天使小姐妳也是一樣
474
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,720
唉，每次不開心吃辣的
475
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,360
就會覺得整個人開心一點
476
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,520
妳有不開心的事？
477
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,720
我不開心也被他看出來？
478
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,440
因為辣是痛覺，不是味覺
479
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,520
知道那麼多真厲害
480
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,240
這個只是電影對白
481
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,160
我在網上查到的
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00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,840
我也想去看
483
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,840
譜久村這麼喜歡吃辣
484
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,840
我都好想知道原因
485
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,320
讓我查一下
486
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,160
已經回復原狀了
487
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,240
真的呢，太好了
488
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,800
難道是因為這根毛幫了我？
489
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,120
我沒有精盡人亡
490
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,440
看來這根毛真的有用呢
491
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,680
你沒事吧？
492
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,560
沒事
493
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,480
不過清酒好像沒有什麼效果
494
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,120
是嗎？
495
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,880
清酒可以解辣
496
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,720
但是因為越辣就會喝得越快
497
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,040
然後很快醉了就會忘記那種辣味
498
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,600
譜久村經常都會這樣說的
499
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,600
昨天晚上
500
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和你吵架的是妳的男朋友？
501
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,400
他不是我的男朋友
502
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,880
他只是我的中學同學
503
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,520
他現在做了導演
504
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,120
我們在拍攝現場才重新碰到
505
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,160
我喜歡了譜久村很多年了
506
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,040
如果他是我男朋友就好了
507
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,200
剛剛不是和你做了心理測驗嗎？
508
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,760
那麼辣的拉麵你都全部吃光
509
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,760
又一直喝酒
510
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,800
如果你真的喜歡他
511
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,840
那妳就好好的和他說
512
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,360
真的很久沒有遇到
513
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,680
那麼留意和關心我的人了
514
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,160
很久沒有遇到單純
515
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,800
陪我去拉麵店的男人了
516
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,200
是計程車，我幫你攔吧
517
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,080
唉，又要只剩下我一個人了
518
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,680
不如去你家
519
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,080
看你說的那一部電影吧
520
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,240
這間房子挺舒適的
521
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,880
我昨晚才到東京
522
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,480
房間比較亂，不好意思啊
523
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,920
不會啊
524
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,200
妳先坐下吧
525
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,400
其實，我今天是有超能力的
526
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,960
可以聽得到天使小姐妳的心聲
527
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,720
那麼我現在在想什麼呢？
528
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,720
妳現在，有在想東西嗎？
529
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,440
有啊
530
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,880
超能力失靈了？
531
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,400
慘了，難道我丟了那根毛？
532
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,440
你找什麼東西？
533
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,000
找毛
534
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毛？
535
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,280
難道，你在找這個東西？
536
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,320
然後等我找到這個安全套
537
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,120
枉我還覺得可以和他做朋友
538
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,120
妳看一下
539
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,880
筆記本只畫了我一個人上去
540
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,320
難道他是我的超級粉絲？
541
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,680
可能妳會覺得很奇怪
542
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,200
但是我說的都是實話
543
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,920
不過連好朋友都不相信我
544
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,080
要天使小姐你相信我是有點難
545
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,120
那我相信你
546
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,840
真的嗎？
547
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,120
我們喝水果酒吧
548
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,200
乾杯
549
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,280
好好喝
550
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,200
有一點醉了
551
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,920
妳還好吧？
552
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,120
不如我送妳回家吧？
553
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,240
沒關係，我一個人可以回去
554
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,480
小心一點
555
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,640
沒有事吧？
556
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,960
頭有一點痛
557
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,040
那去我的房間休息一會吧
558
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,520
慢慢來
559
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,440
好熱啊
560
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,200
慘了，怎麼頂得住？
561
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,520
不要看，不要看
562
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,280
好熱啊
563
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,400
想喝水嗎？
564
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,840
不是的
565
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,400
你不要動
566
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,960
怎麼辦？看又好像很下流
567
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,960
但是她這樣，明顯是想我看她
568
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,880
我不看她，會很不尊重她？
569
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,320
好了，來了
570
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,120
來吧
571
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,520
舒服多了
572
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,960
熱的話我去開空調，晚安
573
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,000
不要像那個人一樣
574
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,240
拋下我一個人
575
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:31,560
我說，不要像譜久村一樣拋下我
576
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,600
不知道桃乃木現在在做什麼呢？
577
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,160
不可以的周國斌
578
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,360
你要忍住啊
579
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,720
你已經有女朋友了
580
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,960
差不多
581
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,120
差不多
582
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,280
差一點而已
583
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,560
咦，為什麼又有呻吟的聲音？
584
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,040
為什麼聽不到心聲了？
585
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,760
你在偷拍我嗎？
586
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,000
不是的
587
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,520
我只是想確認一下妳睡著了沒有
588
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,240
快要睡著了，晚安
589
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,640
不可以的周國斌
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00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,440
桃乃木知道了會很傷心的
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00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,800
要忍住啊
592
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,640
我不可以出軌的
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00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,040
天使小姐
594
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,480
早安
595
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,640
變態
596
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,480
比上一次還要用力
597
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,720
我昨天夾完娃娃之後去了哪裡？
598
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,720
喂
599
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,840
妳還在生氣嗎？
600
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,440
我下一次一定幫妳找
最有人氣的男優
601
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,160
跟妳拍一兩部作品
602
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,960
原諒我好嗎？
603
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,520
其實
604
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,720
我真的不介意
605
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,240
你找其他女生代替我演出
606
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,000
我介意的是
607
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,120
你和其他女生走得太近
608
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,760
這個
609
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:59,080
我是不想你喜歡其他女生
610
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,680
怎麼會呢？
611
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,960
只是工作夥伴
612
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,880
我為人怎麼樣
613
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,080
妳應該很清楚，我們認識了這麼久
614
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,360
其實，譜久村
615
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,160
我有話想對你說
616
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,800
我
617
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,800
一直以來
618
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,080
都不是只想和你做朋友
619
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,480
我
620
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,600
想做你的女朋友
621
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,360
喝吧
622
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,440
你今天不用上班嗎？
623
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,080
一回來就喝酒
624
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,120
陪女生喝，你就喝光我泡的酒
625
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,720
陪我喝你就一口都不喝
626
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,200
還說是好兄弟
627
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,720
你還說
628
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,280
你那瓶酒差點喝死人
629
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,760
那你這毒男喝光了整瓶酒
630
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,680
破處了覺得開不開心？
631
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,400
我都說了沒有
632
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,880
昨天我聽到她的心聲
633
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,360
然後知道她不開心
634
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,000
然後我就陪她一下
635
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,680
人家堂堂人氣AV女優要你陪？
636
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,560
我說真的
637
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,320
昨天筆記本突然出現了她的樣子
638
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,920
然後她突然在我面前走過
639
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,200
不信你看看
640
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,280
你畫的？
641
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,800
畫得挺漂亮
642
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,640
當然不是
643
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,280
畫像自己突然出現的
644
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,560
然後我還跟著天使萌
645
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,920
去了一間夾娃娃店
646
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,520
裡面還看到一根毛
647
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,880
我一拿起毛
648
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,920
就可以聽到她的心聲
649
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,280
難道那根毛，除了可以救我一命
650
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,880
還可以讓我擁有超能力？
651
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,280
根本就不關那根毛事
652
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,760
是藥效過了而已
653
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,920
藥效？什麼藥？
654
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,320
昨晚我在廚房不見了一顆藥
655
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,320
可能掉進杯裡面
656
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,480
剛好被你吃了
657
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,280
我先去丟垃圾
658
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,440
喂，你還沒跟我說
659
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,680
究竟那顆藥是什麼藥？
660
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,040
壯陽藥啊傻瓜
661
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,880
你這個臭小子
662
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,520
1091240？
663
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,920
什麼時候寫上去的？
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