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Here is Timmy, not close-minded.
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Looking for love, wants to find it.
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Let's meet Luce, woman of fashion.
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But then got fired for her nudist passion.
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There's a place of sun
and sand, au naturel.
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They call it Nudeland.
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It's parts unknown, it's a new day.
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And they are naked, but not afraid.
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A body positive land.
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The noodles of Nudeland.
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The noodles of Nudeland.
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Nude isn't lewd.
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With the noodles of Nudeland.
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There's barbed wire, tough as an army vet.
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With no uniform to absorb her sweat.
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And hippy-dippy, mondo man.
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Obsessed with burritos I don't understand.
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Also journey an artsy sister.
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Shining her light to missus and misters.
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If you're clothes-free, avoid demons' eyes.
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Maybe chunky-dunk or hide in the vines.
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The noodles of Nudeland.
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What a great textile day.
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Your clothing looks
appropriate and fitting.
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Absolutely.
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As it should.
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Have anything dirty or any way suggestive.
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From the eyes of others.
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I mean, could you imagine?
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If we didn't have these
layers protecting us.
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From sin and depravity.
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It'd be an orgy.
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Of course.
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We couldn't even think for ourselves.
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It would be animal madness.
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Like um.
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What's it called?
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The pervy naked one.
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Oh right.
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There's an article about
that in the newspaper.
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They claim to have a 99% drop in violence.
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And zero sex crime.
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What's it called?
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Um.
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The naked town.
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Yeah.
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Weirnville.
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Buttland.
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Yeah.
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Russians should put pants on.
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It should.
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It would be Barcelona.
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Oh!
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It's called Nudeland.
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I wonder what kind of
person would fit in there.
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Oh, what a lovely day to
be alive and fully clothed.
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Well, I don't want to miss any of the
sunshine that won't touch all of my body.
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Well, so I'm off to work at the
fashion designer label company.
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Maybe on my way I'll
stop by that Mexican park.
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Yeah, we just call it the park.
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Oh, right.
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Well, maybe I'll see you there later.
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Or at my job at the fashion
designer label company.
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Bye.
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There's just something
awful about that girl.
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Like, we're not seeing the real her.
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Right?
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I mean, what's up with the hair?
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The flower in her hair.
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I mean, what is it supposed
to be like a Disney cartoon?
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Right?
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It's disgusting.
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Weird.
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She's trying too hard to
show that she's Mexican.
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I know.
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She's even wearing, like, a Mexican
dress to show that she's Mexican.
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And calling the park a
Mexican- Mexican park!
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Thank you.
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I just don't get the people I work with.
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I'm probably going to get fired today.
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Everyone's so hung up on designer
labels and what's in fashion this season.
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What about what's in your heart?
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Clothes just breaks
people into these social
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circles and it's based on
how much money you make.
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I just don't care.
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I mean, why is everybody so close-minded?
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I guess I just don't belong in Mexico.
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I wonder if I belong anywhere.
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I wonder if there's anyone else in
the world that feels the way I do.
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I just love being an American.
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For breakfast, I had a hot
dog and a hamburger and...
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...and apple pie.
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I love us.
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I say, what's in this conveniently
placed article over here?
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Something to further along plot?
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Actually, yes.
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It's an article about
that new naturalist and
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nudist country, Newdland,
where all of these...
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...A-holes walk around completely
naked with no clothes on.
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Have they no shame?
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Have they no shame?
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Apparently not.
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If I saw a naked guy walking around,
I would just scream and run away.
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Or laugh.
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Either way, it'd be weird.
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The following is a paid
advertisement for Newdland.
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As the Prime Minister, I think
Newdland is fantastic, of course.
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But don't just take my word for it.
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Listen to the people who
are actually living here.
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Are you tired of clothes?
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Are you tired of fabric?
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Well, you can join all these
wonderful people at Newdland.
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People used to call me the Newd Gardener.
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Around here, I'm just the Gardener.
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I'm Ashley.
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Welcome to Newdland.
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I really hope you like it here.
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Yeah, I moved here a couple years back.
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I am Dr. Benjamin Franklin.
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Here I am in my birthday suit,
which is the way God created me.
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In my birthday suit.
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Hi, I'm Eve.
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Welcome to Newdland.
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Everyone has their own
reasons for coming to Newdland.
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Like our own artist, Ashley.
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I actually had a really hard time
getting into galleries, you know.
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They would always say
that they had problems
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with the female presenting
nipples, you know.
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They could hang up naked illustrations if
they were from some old dead white guy.
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Move to Newdland, and
everything's been great ever since.
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Hope you like it here too.
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I'm Dr. Benjamin Franklin.
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Help and join me.
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Yay!
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Come to Newdland.
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Book your vacation today.
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Offer valid in most free countries.
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I mean, what kind of
sick, twisted, messed up
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individual would just
embrace a lifestyle like that?
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It's a great day to be alive, right?
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Sunshine?
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You know, today I might go
to that great American park.
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Yes.
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We just call it the park.
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Right, right, the park.
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I'm going to get going.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Good catching up with you.
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There's something not
quite right about him.
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I mean, did you see him?
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Smiling.
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Happy.
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I mean, what does he have
to be happy about anyway?
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He didn't even have shoes on.
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What a nut.
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No, what a nut.
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My favorite garden.
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One place I can go to think and be alone.
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It's like everyone is so stupid.
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Society is all focused on clothing.
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Nobody goes, oh, look, a naked cat.
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Oh, look, a naked horse.
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No, it's just a cat and a horse.
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If God wanted us to be naked,
we would have been born that way.
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And we are.
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Oh, it just makes sense if
you stop and think about it.
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I wonder if there's anyone out
there who feels the way that I do.
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Anyone at all.
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And he's naked again.
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I didn't.
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She's going to look.
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She's going to look.
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Ladybug, hey, I did it.
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I stood in line all night.
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I got you tickets to your favorite play.
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I love you so much.
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Look, look, we're having so much fun.
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I can't wait.
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This is going to be great.
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Okay.
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Is it a play that I will like
or one that you will like?
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Because the last time
you bought tickets, it
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was for Hair, Ocalcada,
and Disroad, where
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there was a bunch of naked
people, a cast of nude actors.
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You know, I could return those.
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I could get another.
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There's going to be another.
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Front row tickets.
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Oh, gosh, you're my ladybug.
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Hey, look at our naked butts.
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We so naked.
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Yippee, yippee.
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We so nude.
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A play in three acts.
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Your favorite, right?
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Are you serious?
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Are you serious?
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Why do you think I would
like something like this?
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You know what?
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I can't do this anymore.
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I can't date you anymore.
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What?
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Is it because I'm a fat guy?
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No.
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Is it my man boobs?
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No.
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Small penis.
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No.
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Do you really think I'm that shallow?
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I mean, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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I've dated so many men
with so many different sizes.
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It's just that I love their face.
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And you make me laugh.
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I just, I don't know.
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Let me get that for you.
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Oh my God.
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What?
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You're so naked.
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Why do you have to be naked all the time?
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I can't do that.
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You know, there's society and there's you.
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You don't fit into society.
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You just don't.
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You know, maybe you
should join a nudist colony.
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It's called a resort.
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And I've tried.
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I have tried.
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The thing, the problem with
that is it's a bait and switch.
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They don't actually do what
they say they're going to do.
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Like I contacted one nudist resort
and it was a secret swinger's place.
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They told me to go
find a cute girl and then
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come back, which is gross and
homophobic because what if I was gay?
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What if it was two guys?
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There's no girl.
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They didn't think that through at all.
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And the other thing is they say
they want to attract younger people.
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And then on the weekend, they
have chili cook off and bingo night.
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And as far as swingers go,
I'm not being judgmental.
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It's just not my bag.
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Look.
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Look, I, I, I'm sorry.
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Well, listen, if you,
if you're breaking up
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with me, you're going
to make me a single man.
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And you know what nudist resorts hate?
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Single men.
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I can't even go.
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Look, I love you.
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I just, this isn't us.
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Don't you get it?
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It's not us.
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You want to be naked all the time.
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I just want to look at
shoes and put on makeup
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and, you know, be
able to go out in public.
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Look, I know, I know that
there's someone out there for you.
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There is.
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You're going to find your tribe.
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I know that you're
going to find someone for
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you, someone special that's going
to understand you for who you are.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, fat boy.
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Of course she left you.
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You don't belong anywhere.
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Nobody will ever understand you.
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And you want to know why you are alone.
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Your family doesn't get you.
267
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Your friends don't get you.
268
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:42,457
And the love of your
life just abandoned
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you because of your
grotesque, bulbous body.
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Face it, Tim.
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You will die alone.
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Jeez.
273
00:16:56,761 --> 00:16:59,160
Voices in my head hurt.
274
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On the bright side, this
couldn't get any worse.
275
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What do we have here?
276
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One of them hippies?
277
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,680
You a hippie boy?
278
00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:13,740
No, sir.
279
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No dress?
280
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,500
This is indecent exposure.
281
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This is the human body.
282
00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:24,119
It's not indecent.
283
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,400
Wait a minute.
284
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:27,460
You're Tim Chismar.
285
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:32,780
You've been arrested like 733 times.
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00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,120
Well, this is it.
287
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,320
This is the last one.
288
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:41,480
Because I'm going to put in a transfer
to have you expedited out of the USA.
289
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,700
So I'm not going to jail?
290
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,040
Worse than that.
291
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:49,960
I'm going to send you to a
country where everybody's naked.
292
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,281
You're going to run around naked.
293
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:54,900
And people everywhere are naked.
294
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,160
Hey, all right.
295
00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:00,540
I'm going to send you all
expenses paid to Nudeland.
296
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:07,520
Unless you like that, then
I'm not going to send you.
297
00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:12,520
No, I would definitely not
like to go to a Nudeland.
298
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:13,400
No, no, no.
299
00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:14,680
No, no.
300
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:15,840
No, that would be awful.
301
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,160
Good, good.
302
00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:19,060
Let's go to Nudeland.
303
00:18:19,061 --> 00:18:20,061
What?
304
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:56,880
And there you go, sir.
305
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,040
Thank you.
306
00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:02,260
I am Prime Minister Pierre Moustache.
307
00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:06,440
And it is my exalted duty to
welcome people to Nudeland.
308
00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:09,960
I trust you've packed your bags and
brought them with you full of clothing?
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00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:13,340
Excellent, sir.
310
00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:13,820
Excellent.
311
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,020
I know, I know.
312
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:15,800
I should have been a comedian.
313
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,900
Who do we have next?
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00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,340
Ah, yes.
315
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,120
Tim Chismar.
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00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:25,400
Welcome, Tim, to a land where
bodies are innocent and pure.
317
00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:28,678
Where we go back to
nature and where you can
318
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:32,981
finally be with folks who
think like you and who get it.
319
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:34,580
Welcome to Nudeland.
320
00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:35,520
Welcome, Tim.
321
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:36,521
Welcome, Tim.
322
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:05,540
Thank you.
323
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:12,560
Three a.m. I'm lost in Sheffield.
324
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:14,660
These are both just fantastic.
325
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,056
We're going to have to
pick one of them, right?
326
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:16,780
We do.
327
00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,900
I love the grace of this one.
328
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,880
It captures her going
down almost flawlessly.
329
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,520
I really love the bubbling effect.
330
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:26,560
I've been in that moment so
much, but I really do like this one.
331
00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:27,520
I think they're both great.
332
00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,374
But really the color
scheme of this one is
333
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:31,340
really, I think, what
captures my attention.
334
00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:35,060
The way that each of the
light is fractaling is just...
335
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:36,720
Yeah, and I like the reflection here.
336
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:37,844
It's very real.
337
00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:39,560
And I think it's just...
338
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:43,420
It's more even just the way
that the pool is and the curvature.
339
00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:45,100
I love them both.
340
00:20:45,101 --> 00:20:46,101
It's immaculate.
341
00:20:46,159 --> 00:20:49,940
I don't know.
342
00:20:50,439 --> 00:20:54,780
I want them both, but... Yeah.
343
00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:58,262
I guess we're going to have to go...
You know, my friends, it looks like you're
344
00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:00,240
trying to decide about
some paintings, right?
345
00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:01,241
Yeah.
346
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,820
Art is about being in the moment.
347
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,494
And I got to tell you, it
seems like these are connecting
348
00:21:05,506 --> 00:21:07,980
with both of you, so I think
you should buy them both.
349
00:21:08,854 --> 00:21:09,700
I think we should.
350
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,480
There's something to that.
351
00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:12,820
I think we're going to
go ahead and get both.
352
00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,220
I think we need to get both.
353
00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:14,640
Lovely.
354
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,120
I'll take this one.
355
00:21:17,121 --> 00:21:18,121
Okay.
356
00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:20,020
Thank you so much.
357
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:20,580
Thank you.
358
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:22,180
Your work is beautiful.
359
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,260
It's wonderful.
360
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:26,100
You capture the human form wonderfully.
361
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:27,100
Thank you.
362
00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:27,760
Thank you.
363
00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:31,832
You know, I actually do ceramics
and pottery, and I make vessels,
364
00:21:31,844 --> 00:21:35,320
and I would be honored if
you'd ever paint on one of them.
365
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,370
That'd be so cool.
366
00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:37,460
Oh, my gosh.
367
00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:39,880
That would be so exciting.
368
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,280
I love collaborating with other artists.
369
00:21:42,429 --> 00:21:43,820
Please leave your card with me.
370
00:21:43,821 --> 00:21:44,400
I will.
371
00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:45,140
Thank you.
372
00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:45,540
Awesome.
373
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,760
Well, let's get back
before it gets too hot.
374
00:21:46,761 --> 00:21:47,640
Thank you again.
375
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,641
Bye-bye.
376
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:54,740
I think you may have a career selling art.
377
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:57,640
Tim, that was incredible.
378
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:02,280
Are you sure you're happy
working for clothes-free?
379
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:08,448
I am in interesting,
unique, special court site,
380
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,620
Arizona, at the world-famous
Magic Circle nude area.
381
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,069
And you know something?
382
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,280
Nudes of the News starts now!
383
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:25,780
As a nude caster, I would
love to have you sell art for me.
384
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,140
That I smile.
385
00:22:27,141 --> 00:22:30,200
I did make it myself.
386
00:22:30,201 --> 00:22:30,660
The smile.
387
00:22:30,661 --> 00:22:33,060
I love being a nudes caster.
388
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,080
It was a dream come true.
389
00:22:34,081 --> 00:22:36,423
I was a fan before I ever
moved to Nudeland and
390
00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:38,740
was able to actually
work with the nudes crew.
391
00:22:38,741 --> 00:22:40,900
So, for me, I'm happy.
392
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,380
But, as far as this goes, the
right person will come along.
393
00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:46,000
All right.
394
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:47,200
All right.
395
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:47,760
All right.
396
00:22:47,929 --> 00:22:50,080
But, what about your dating life?
397
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:51,840
What about it?
398
00:22:51,841 --> 00:22:52,841
It's awful.
399
00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:54,160
It's a disaster.
400
00:22:54,161 --> 00:22:55,740
It's so bad.
401
00:22:55,989 --> 00:22:57,200
It's a toxic waste dump.
402
00:22:57,299 --> 00:22:59,420
It is explosions and tears.
403
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,020
It is the worst.
404
00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:09,780
Are you trying to get fresh with me?
405
00:23:09,781 --> 00:23:10,520
No, no.
406
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:14,140
I would never... I would never... Oh,
what the... Oh, what the... Oh, jeez.
407
00:23:14,739 --> 00:23:15,680
Oh, I'm blind.
408
00:23:15,681 --> 00:23:18,780
What?
409
00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:20,900
Something I said?
410
00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:24,199
So, I've had a really nice time with you.
411
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:25,700
Oh, thanks.
412
00:23:25,701 --> 00:23:25,740
Oh, thanks.
413
00:23:25,741 --> 00:23:26,741
Good.
414
00:23:27,499 --> 00:23:29,380
Are you trying to get fresh with me?
415
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:30,100
What?
416
00:23:30,101 --> 00:23:30,140
What?
417
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:30,780
No!
418
00:23:31,129 --> 00:23:35,000
I can't believe it.
419
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,460
Are you getting fresh with me?
420
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:39,920
What?
421
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:40,440
No!
422
00:23:40,441 --> 00:23:41,600
I would... I would never!
423
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:42,601
What?
424
00:23:44,434 --> 00:23:46,720
Hey, why are you not getting fresh with me?
425
00:23:46,721 --> 00:23:47,721
Wait, what?
426
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:49,900
Why?
427
00:23:49,901 --> 00:23:51,980
Unbelievable!
428
00:23:51,981 --> 00:23:54,140
You are a dude!
429
00:23:56,864 --> 00:23:58,344
Yeah, but you know, dudes have needs.
430
00:23:59,619 --> 00:24:02,900
I'm telling you, as far as
for me, love isn't in the cards.
431
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:07,600
I, at this point, I'm just going to accept
the fact that I'm going to die alone.
432
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,700
Tim, the right one will come along.
433
00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,060
We'll see.
434
00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:16,700
Huh.
435
00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:38,820
Hoochie, little Hoochie,
trying to show everything off.
436
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,960
You don't care if the dog's naked?
437
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:42,500
Are you kidding me?
438
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:55,460
Can you believe I got fired today?
439
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,400
Fired?
440
00:24:56,401 --> 00:24:57,060
Me?
441
00:24:57,061 --> 00:25:01,260
Just because I forgot to
wear my textile slave outfit.
442
00:25:01,261 --> 00:25:02,460
This is so stupid!
443
00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:09,580
Well, firstly, you're naked right now!
444
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:14,174
And, I mean, secondly,
isn't it a job, you
445
00:25:14,186 --> 00:25:18,160
know, pertaining to
clothing and fashion, right?
446
00:25:18,819 --> 00:25:22,600
Okay, I'm just going to say you're naked in
front of us, you're naked in front of us.
447
00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:23,760
We can see everything!
448
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:24,760
It's weird!
449
00:25:24,761 --> 00:25:26,780
We're not okay with it!
450
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:28,460
Well, actually, I never get it.
451
00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:29,080
Nobody is okay with it!
452
00:25:29,081 --> 00:25:31,220
Nobody is okay with it!
453
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:32,680
You're weird!
454
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:33,730
Right!
455
00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:35,220
You're just so naked!
456
00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:38,680
I, I, I don't know what-Do
I need to give you money?
457
00:25:38,929 --> 00:25:40,020
Like, horror!
458
00:25:40,419 --> 00:25:43,580
I am not an exhibitionist
and I am not a stripper!
459
00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:46,200
I am just comfortable in my own skin!
460
00:25:46,374 --> 00:25:47,580
I am just so naked in front of you!
461
00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:48,860
I am just so naked in front of you!
462
00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,600
Well, you've heard them!
463
00:25:50,601 --> 00:25:53,700
You're either a hoochie or a weirdo!
464
00:25:53,849 --> 00:25:54,960
So, which is it?
465
00:25:54,961 --> 00:25:57,020
Which is it, Miss Padilla?
466
00:25:57,021 --> 00:26:00,656
Your family doesn't love
you, your friends don't
467
00:26:00,668 --> 00:26:04,240
like you, and you can't
even hold a job, whore!
468
00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:08,980
Nobody will ever understand
your naked ambitions!
469
00:26:09,129 --> 00:26:11,480
Minor thoughts are brutal!
470
00:26:11,481 --> 00:26:13,600
You got that right, sister!
471
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:22,603
So, that's why we're
reporting you to authorities,
472
00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:26,360
they'll be here any
minute to take you away!
473
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:31,129
So, I lost my job, and now
I'm being kicked out for
474
00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:35,020
literally being how I was
born on natural realm?
475
00:26:35,021 --> 00:26:36,380
This is crazy!
476
00:26:36,381 --> 00:26:39,920
Yeah, sorry?
477
00:26:39,921 --> 00:26:44,960
You have a permit for
that vulva and them boobs?
478
00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:46,720
Uh, free the nipple?
479
00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:50,500
They're good nipples,
and they're bad nipples!
480
00:26:50,501 --> 00:26:53,560
Good nipples are on a
man, they can be shown!
481
00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:55,720
Bad nipples on a female!
482
00:26:55,721 --> 00:26:57,940
That is against the law!
483
00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:04,320
So, the ones that give life-saving
milk for babies are the bad ones?
484
00:27:05,109 --> 00:27:10,180
Do you know how disgusting and
antiquated and old your logic is?
485
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,860
All-all of you, if you agree with this!
486
00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,820
What about transgender people, huh?
487
00:27:15,821 --> 00:27:21,240
Once presenting as female, suddenly
overnight the breasts are bad?
488
00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:23,160
It's the same damn nipples!
489
00:27:23,161 --> 00:27:26,628
Hey, Officer J-Ban, she's
making us think objectively
490
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,120
about society and the rules
governing the human body.
491
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,760
Isn't that against the law, too?
492
00:27:31,761 --> 00:27:32,760
Yeah!
493
00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:33,760
Forcing us to think?
494
00:27:33,761 --> 00:27:37,480
Yeah, it certainly is!
495
00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,360
You're coming with me!
496
00:27:39,609 --> 00:27:46,480
I'm taking you to the country of
Newland so you can be with your own kind!
497
00:27:46,481 --> 00:27:48,160
Oh, God!
498
00:27:48,161 --> 00:27:49,160
No!
499
00:27:49,161 --> 00:27:51,160
Not this again!
500
00:27:51,809 --> 00:27:54,480
If you're going to be happy
about this, I'm taking you to jail!
501
00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:56,160
Uh, no, no, no, no, no!
502
00:27:56,161 --> 00:28:00,200
Ooh, bad naked bodies,
bad boobs, bad nipples!
503
00:28:00,201 --> 00:28:02,160
Yeah, that's what I thought.
504
00:28:02,161 --> 00:28:03,160
Afternoon.
505
00:28:03,161 --> 00:28:05,160
Adios!
506
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,148
"Can it be healed? Can it
be healed with chemicals?
507
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,067
Can it be healed? Can it
be healed with physicals?
508
00:28:41,627 --> 00:28:49,638
" "This anger is hard to love, and this
anger is hard to embrace, but some...
509
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:52,640
" No, sir. I have no idea how
much a polar bear weighs.
510
00:28:52,789 --> 00:28:53,920
Enough to break the ice.
511
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:57,579
Hello! I am Prime
Minister Pierre Moustache,
512
00:28:57,591 --> 00:29:00,640
the very funny Prime
Minister of Newland.
513
00:29:00,641 --> 00:29:02,240
And who do we have next?
514
00:29:03,364 --> 00:29:07,360
Oh, yes! You know, we're actually very
happy you were arrested and deported.
515
00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:11,600
Mexico just didn't know how
cool you really are, Luis Padilla.
516
00:29:11,601 --> 00:29:15,600
You're going to be very happy here
in our body-positive environment.
517
00:29:15,601 --> 00:29:17,920
It's going to take a
little bit of adjusting.
518
00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:21,354
You're going to have to
go through a journey where
519
00:29:21,366 --> 00:29:26,080
you're going to have to lose your
old anxieties and your old body shame.
520
00:29:26,081 --> 00:29:30,720
But I believe in you, and I know
you're going to find your voice here.
521
00:29:30,721 --> 00:29:33,840
So, welcome to luxury.
522
00:29:33,864 --> 00:29:36,240
Welcome to relaxation.
523
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,400
Welcome to your nude home, Nude Land.
524
00:29:40,624 --> 00:29:42,400
Enough to break the ice.
525
00:29:42,401 --> 00:29:44,720
Genius, sir.
526
00:29:44,721 --> 00:29:45,120
Genius.
527
00:29:45,121 --> 00:29:49,152
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529
00:29:53,219 --> 00:29:56,480
And you can find it everywhere
that you listen to podcasts.
530
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,000
You can find it everywhere that
you listen to the nature of the world.
531
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:32,720
What was that?
532
00:30:32,721 --> 00:30:34,480
Let's see.
533
00:30:34,481 --> 00:30:36,160
But wait.
534
00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:38,685
I heard there's a streaker running around.
535
00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:39,680
Oh, I heard about this streaker.
536
00:30:39,681 --> 00:30:40,800
He scared my daughter.
537
00:30:40,999 --> 00:30:44,480
If I get my hands on him, I'm gonna
choke him out until he turns purple.
538
00:30:44,481 --> 00:30:47,040
Where? Where is he? Where is he?
539
00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:47,920
Don't make me do it.
540
00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:50,640
If you do it, I'm gonna show you.
541
00:30:50,690 --> 00:30:51,520
I'll show it to you.
542
00:30:51,521 --> 00:30:53,280
Show me!
543
00:30:53,281 --> 00:30:55,920
You like fabrics?
I got a lot of fabric in here.
544
00:30:55,995 --> 00:30:56,960
You want to see some fabric?
545
00:30:56,961 --> 00:30:58,480
Oh, kill him!
546
00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:02,160
Namaste!
547
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:10,960
Don't see that every day.
548
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,320
Quality.
549
00:31:16,321 --> 00:31:17,360
Quality.
550
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:20,039
That's what I've been thinking about.
551
00:31:20,099 --> 00:31:22,480
You know, like, what is quality?
552
00:31:23,129 --> 00:31:26,295
Is it like the feeling that
you get when something
553
00:31:26,307 --> 00:31:29,040
goes right in your life
and then everything
554
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,471
meaningful and magical
seems important and the
555
00:31:33,483 --> 00:31:37,440
aspects of true and
not true are all aligned?
556
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,575
I get it. I totally see it. It's
like, it's everything around us.
557
00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:46,960
And you know what,
Journey? You embody quality.
558
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:52,080
Wow. Thank you so much, AB.
You really get me.
559
00:31:55,939 --> 00:32:00,240
Wow. These two have really positive energy.
560
00:32:00,289 --> 00:32:03,920
If I was to guess their blood
type, I would say it's B positive.
561
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,299
You guys can laugh,
but I'll tell you something.
562
00:32:11,311 --> 00:32:14,320
I'm going to set a record
as the world's very first
563
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,840
all-new skateboarding champion.
Not even kidding.
564
00:32:17,841 --> 00:32:21,440
Hell yeah, Mondo, man. I saw what
you did at the X Games four years ago.
565
00:32:21,789 --> 00:32:24,000
Dude, you rule, dude.
566
00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:28,320
That was just me getting warmed up.
You haven't seen nothing.
567
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,104
Wow. You are so
inspirational, but those flips,
568
00:32:34,116 --> 00:32:38,240
those turns, those dives,
that's really dangerous.
569
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:42,632
Well, you know, it takes
a lot, a lot of practice,
570
00:32:42,644 --> 00:32:46,480
and it's really important
to be self-centered and
571
00:32:46,481 --> 00:32:48,508
confident when I'm
out there doing that.
572
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,120
That's why I always make sure to eat a
healthy, well-balanced breakfast and chant.
573
00:32:53,169 --> 00:32:58,400
Chant? What, like a Buddhist monk?
What does that do?
574
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Oh, yeah. It's good for the soul.
575
00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:32,320
Cleansing. Like, for the inner world, yeah.
576
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:43,520
So, your name is Barb Wire.
Well, that's pretty badass.
577
00:33:43,569 --> 00:33:47,259
Yeah, well, I got it on
the movie sets, you know.
578
00:33:47,271 --> 00:33:51,200
I've been doing it a long
time. I've done everything
579
00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:57,120
from, you know, fire, ice, broken glass,
fight scenes, jumping from helicopters.
580
00:33:57,121 --> 00:34:03,120
Now I've got shrapnel in my ass.
Look at that. Look at that.
581
00:34:04,179 --> 00:34:11,280
Oh, well, I'm, I've told you about me, you
know, getting here. Yeah. What about you?
582
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,480
What about me?
583
00:34:13,765 --> 00:34:15,760
How did you embrace nudism?
584
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:22,091
Oh, the conversion story. Oh, naturists
and Christians, they're all the same.
585
00:34:24,411 --> 00:34:28,943
They, they want to know how
you were saved. Well, all right.
586
00:34:28,955 --> 00:34:32,880
I was in Pennsylvania. My
friends brought me to this
587
00:34:32,881 --> 00:34:36,951
world naked bike ride.
And, uh, yeah, I was really
588
00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:40,719
nervous at first. And I
was riding through the
589
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:45,100
streets and, uh, I met all the
people and they were great.
590
00:34:45,112 --> 00:34:48,159
And then I saw the
faces of the textiles
591
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,753
as we were riding through
Erie. Oh, it was awesome.
592
00:34:52,765 --> 00:34:56,880
Yeah. So when we're packing
up, by the end of the day,
593
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,464
I didn't want to put my
clothes back on, right?
594
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:06,640
Oh, why is it lawful for
hundreds of people to ride
595
00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:10,144
through the city from
this time to this time?
596
00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:15,157
Right? But like, if I go after
on my own, I'm indecent.
597
00:35:15,158 --> 00:35:21,200
Well, I had to challenge that.
598
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:29,520
I started doing stunts nude.
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
599
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:41,680
Eventually the law got up with me. Wow. I,
that is so exciting. I mean, my roommates,
600
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,665
I just had jerky roommates
compared to your tale.
601
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:48,720
I mean, with such a death-defying
career, is there anything you haven't done?
602
00:35:56,810 --> 00:36:00,545
I haven't farted six
years. On purpose? Why?
603
00:36:00,557 --> 00:36:04,560
You're not saving it
up, are you? That's right.
604
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,016
But the big one. They're
gonna write books about
605
00:36:17,028 --> 00:36:19,280
it. Yeah. Atom bomb.
The A is for my ass. Yeah.
606
00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:26,290
Sorry. Are you looking
for work yet? Yeah.
607
00:36:26,302 --> 00:36:30,400
I've gone to some interviews
and they've all gone really,
608
00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:37,525
really, really bad. Hi. Hi. I saw
an ad for light housekeeping.
609
00:36:37,537 --> 00:36:40,484
I could do that. I
really need this job.
610
00:36:40,485 --> 00:36:43,537
Yeah. It's totally, definitely
light housekeeping.
611
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:45,360
My toilet just over floated,
612
00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,895
over flooded, and it's just a
lot of crap all over the floor.
613
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:51,280
But don't you worry.
I'm going to provide
614
00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:54,741
some boots for you. It's
just going to be just up to
615
00:36:54,753 --> 00:36:58,160
here and you'll be fine. I
can show you real quick.
616
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,765
Hi. I saw an ad for
pet sitting. Is it a cat?
617
00:37:09,777 --> 00:37:14,160
Is it a dog? Well, Fluffy
isn't a cat and she isn't a dog,
618
00:37:14,235 --> 00:37:17,825
but she does need to be
walked three times a day and
619
00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:21,440
she needs to be fed five
times a day. And you should
620
00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:24,716
also use this as you're
getting to know her because
621
00:37:24,728 --> 00:37:28,080
Fluffy can be a little
skittish around strangers and
622
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:31,704
and a little scared. So
this is her discipline stick.
623
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,480
Oh, is it a bunny?
Fluffy isn't a bunny,
624
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,497
but that is one of
her favorite meals.
625
00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:45,198
She is a 50 foot long, 200 pound King
Cobra. The biggest one in the world.
626
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:49,440
She's a world record holder. Oh, here
she comes now. Fluffy, come to get me.
627
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,818
She doesn't bite much.
Fluffy, we'll find you a sitter.
628
00:37:56,830 --> 00:38:00,640
I promise, baby. Oh, come
to daddy. Come to daddy.
629
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,648
Oh, you should talk
to journey over there.
630
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:14,960
She knows everyone. She
can help you. Yeah. Yeah.
631
00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:19,280
I guess I, yeah, you should go. Yeah.
I better go or you'll fart on me.
632
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,614
You're a funny girl. Yeah.
That was funny once.
633
00:38:29,626 --> 00:38:32,965
That was before I held the hand
of a dying parakeet and nom.
634
00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:39,263
Uh, wouldn't that be a
claw and you're too young,
635
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:43,040
young for Vietnam? I
didn't say nom. I said mom.
636
00:38:43,065 --> 00:38:47,643
I said Viet. I, I survived Viet.
Mom. God, my teenage years.
637
00:38:47,655 --> 00:38:51,040
My mom was shocked.
She was mean to pigeons.
638
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:57,200
I better go. Yeah. You should go.
639
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:10,320
I don't get up in no amount of sleep
because that's what I'm going to do.
640
00:39:10,321 --> 00:39:11,360
I don't get up in no amount of
sleep because I'm going to die.
641
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:03,360
I don't get up in no amount of sleep.
642
00:40:23,761 --> 00:40:24,560
I am.
643
00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,080
I'm SK Marshall.
644
00:40:26,081 --> 00:40:26,960
How can I help you?
645
00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:31,360
I need a job really, really bad.
646
00:40:31,361 --> 00:40:34,240
Journey said you need a good salesperson.
647
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:37,840
Oh, you have no idea how
bad the jobs are out there.
648
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:46,240
I saw an ad for that you're
looking for a kitchen staff.
649
00:40:46,241 --> 00:40:48,560
I do have a little bit of experience.
650
00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:49,520
All right, perfect.
651
00:40:49,521 --> 00:40:51,120
We're looking for a fry cook.
652
00:40:51,121 --> 00:40:53,679
The last person got,
you know, seven degree
653
00:40:53,691 --> 00:40:56,560
burns all over their
torso, like the full torso.
654
00:40:56,561 --> 00:40:57,520
But you'll be fine.
655
00:40:57,521 --> 00:40:58,560
You got experience.
656
00:40:58,561 --> 00:41:00,880
We got four deep fry cookers.
657
00:41:00,881 --> 00:41:03,280
So 450 degrees, you know,
basic, basic chicken tenders.
658
00:41:03,281 --> 00:41:04,841
We're going to have to get 30 out ASAP.
659
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,560
So why don't we go
ahead and get it started?
660
00:41:06,561 --> 00:41:07,280
You get on the tenders.
661
00:41:07,281 --> 00:41:08,400
You make the honey mustard.
662
00:41:08,401 --> 00:41:11,280
I love the honey mustard.
663
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,880
Okay.
664
00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:13,440
Okay.
665
00:41:13,441 --> 00:41:18,880
Listen, there's a really difficult
screening question we have to ask.
666
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:23,360
Okay, George, George, I'll do it.
667
00:41:23,361 --> 00:41:23,760
You'll see.
668
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:28,400
Oh, you're the one who wants a job.
669
00:41:28,401 --> 00:41:29,520
Is that right?
670
00:41:29,645 --> 00:41:31,120
Yes, very much so.
671
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:34,800
You have no idea how stupid
some of the jobs in this country are.
672
00:41:34,801 --> 00:41:37,920
I like people and I like art.
673
00:41:37,945 --> 00:41:39,040
Okay.
674
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,525
Here's the really
important question that
675
00:41:41,537 --> 00:41:44,400
you're going to need
to answer to get this job.
676
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:48,720
Which one is smarter, cats or dogs?
677
00:41:48,721 --> 00:41:52,800
That's a trick question.
678
00:41:52,801 --> 00:41:57,600
Most people think cats are
smarter, but that's not true.
679
00:41:58,290 --> 00:41:59,360
Dogs are smarter.
680
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,950
In fact, there's a
study that proves that
681
00:42:02,962 --> 00:42:06,480
most cat owners are
smarter than dog owners.
682
00:42:06,481 --> 00:42:06,960
It's true.
683
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,400
Look it up on the Google machine.
684
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:11,767
I think it has to do with
the dog owner's neediness
685
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:16,400
to walk and constantly be around a
dog for their own emotional support.
686
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,920
In fact, you can leave cat
food out and leave for days.
687
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,040
The cat will be fine.
688
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:24,000
I hope that was the right answer.
689
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,120
I really need this job.
690
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:28,000
You plucky little devil.
691
00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:29,120
You are hired.
692
00:42:29,121 --> 00:42:31,200
Oh, come with me to help inside.
693
00:42:31,201 --> 00:42:32,160
Oh, thank you.
694
00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:34,000
Oh, hold on a minute.
695
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:35,120
Hold on a minute.
696
00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:37,120
Okay, so you now have a job.
697
00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:38,870
That's good.
698
00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:41,600
But what about a date?
699
00:42:41,650 --> 00:42:46,240
Uh, well, I'd love to meet somebody.
700
00:42:46,241 --> 00:42:46,640
Right.
701
00:42:46,641 --> 00:42:48,240
Let's check off that box.
702
00:42:48,241 --> 00:42:49,280
That life box.
703
00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:51,360
You're single, right, darling?
704
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:51,760
Yes.
705
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:52,480
Okay.
706
00:42:52,481 --> 00:42:55,600
I might just have someone for you.
707
00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:57,760
I love playing matchmaker.
708
00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:08,880
Oh, well, I hope he's kind.
709
00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:16,880
Oh, seriously, the ocean.
710
00:43:16,881 --> 00:43:18,240
It's alive.
711
00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:20,560
It's thinking.
712
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,760
It knows you're there.
713
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,440
It feels your heart.
714
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:26,240
It knows everything.
715
00:43:26,241 --> 00:43:27,680
It remembers things.
716
00:43:27,780 --> 00:43:30,560
It's like it can get angry.
717
00:43:30,561 --> 00:43:32,640
It can get horny.
718
00:43:32,641 --> 00:43:34,240
It can laugh.
719
00:43:34,241 --> 00:43:37,360
It's got a range of emotions,
like more than we do.
720
00:43:37,361 --> 00:43:39,600
That's why I love surfing.
721
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,480
Wow.
722
00:43:40,481 --> 00:43:43,600
Surfing is just the best
because you never know.
723
00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:46,400
You never know how
the ocean feels about you,
724
00:43:46,401 --> 00:43:48,960
what's coming next, the
next wave coming your way.
725
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:53,840
It could be nothing or it could
be the biggest, fastest wave ever.
726
00:43:54,490 --> 00:43:55,760
Wow, Mondo man.
727
00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:56,160
Wow.
728
00:43:56,161 --> 00:43:59,440
Dude, what's, what's your story?
729
00:43:59,441 --> 00:44:02,000
Like, were you deported
here like the rest of us?
730
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:03,700
See, that's the thing.
731
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,400
I was born here.
732
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:09,280
Yeah, you don't hear
that too often, do you?
733
00:44:09,281 --> 00:44:09,600
No.
734
00:44:09,601 --> 00:44:11,760
Uh, everyone's different.
735
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,920
I was actually a citizen from day one.
736
00:44:15,170 --> 00:44:16,170
Pretty awesome, huh?
737
00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:20,967
Except technically, I
mean, one might say that I
738
00:44:20,979 --> 00:44:24,240
never was given the
chance to decide for myself
739
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:26,400
that I wanted to be naked all the time.
740
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:32,640
But, well, yeah, it's a good
thing that I love it so much, right?
741
00:44:32,641 --> 00:44:32,720
Yeah.
742
00:44:33,445 --> 00:44:39,360
So, how did the job search go?
743
00:44:39,361 --> 00:44:40,960
SK is amazing.
744
00:44:40,961 --> 00:44:43,040
Yes, thank you so much.
745
00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:47,280
I got the job, it was such
a rough interview process.
746
00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:48,640
Was it?
747
00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:49,920
No.
748
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:57,040
I'm learning so much about models
and paint than I ever thought I would.
749
00:44:57,090 --> 00:44:59,200
Like, this paint gouache?
750
00:44:59,201 --> 00:45:00,960
It's super expensive.
751
00:45:01,685 --> 00:45:04,880
I'm even thinking about doing
some body painting myself.
752
00:45:04,881 --> 00:45:06,880
It seems so fun and freeing.
753
00:45:06,881 --> 00:45:10,240
Wow, so you're settling in?
754
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,240
I'm so glad.
755
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:16,320
You know, because it's like
strange and how in other countries,
756
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:18,758
it's like when you go to
the beach and you have
757
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:21,120
to wear these little
strips of fabric over your
758
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:23,920
naughty bitch to make
sure that no one's looking,
759
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,400
even though it obviously
calls attention to them.
760
00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:28,720
I guess that's the
thought behind it, right?
761
00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:30,400
Okay, right.
762
00:45:30,525 --> 00:45:33,600
But then they're brightly
colored neon and leopard.
763
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,520
So, doesn't that defeat the purpose?
764
00:45:35,521 --> 00:45:38,480
I mean, it's obviously like a look at me.
765
00:45:38,481 --> 00:45:39,920
I'm a naughty part.
766
00:45:39,921 --> 00:45:41,760
You're right.
767
00:45:41,761 --> 00:45:43,680
It just completely doesn't make any sense.
768
00:45:43,681 --> 00:45:48,080
Well, like at my old job, I
had to design butt slogans.
769
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:49,920
Like, on customers' asses.
770
00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:53,200
Like, juicy or whatever.
771
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,160
It is so asinine.
772
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,640
Yes, a million percent.
773
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:02,678
So, while the world
is patting itself on
774
00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:06,320
its back, thinking it's
desexualizing bodies
775
00:46:06,321 --> 00:46:10,080
by not showing them, I'm
designing the latest butt slogans.
776
00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,920
Your blind date is coming up soon, right?
777
00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:14,880
SK set you up.
778
00:46:14,881 --> 00:46:16,000
And you nervous?
779
00:46:16,001 --> 00:46:17,920
No.
780
00:46:17,921 --> 00:46:22,960
Uh, well, I mean, a little nervous, but I
hear great things about this girl, man.
781
00:46:22,961 --> 00:46:25,920
I'm just hoping that she can be authentic.
782
00:46:25,921 --> 00:46:29,760
At this point in my life, I
want a girl who can keep it real.
783
00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:33,280
That's girls for you to keep it real.
784
00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:35,440
Keep it real complicated.
785
00:46:35,441 --> 00:46:36,480
You know what?
786
00:46:36,481 --> 00:46:39,600
And that's exactly where it's at,
because I know I've read research.
787
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,326
Kids that grow up in
naturist communities, you
788
00:46:42,338 --> 00:46:45,040
know, they don't have a
bunch of premarital sex,
789
00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:48,343
and they certainly don't,
you know, get these like
790
00:46:48,355 --> 00:46:51,360
crazy curiosities about
sex and naughty parts,
791
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:53,440
because they understand it already.
792
00:46:53,490 --> 00:46:54,930
And things are just different there.
793
00:46:55,530 --> 00:46:56,160
Mm-hmm.
794
00:46:56,210 --> 00:46:58,811
My grandparents
embraced nudism, and it was
795
00:46:58,823 --> 00:47:01,680
going great for a while
until they passed away,
796
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:05,760
and I was lost for a while, but then
I found my way here, and you guys.
797
00:47:05,761 --> 00:47:08,400
Oh, I'm glad that you did.
798
00:47:08,401 --> 00:47:15,680
My, uh, my last girlfriend broke
up with me because I'm a nudist.
799
00:47:15,681 --> 00:47:19,920
Bro, you're not going to
have that problem here.
800
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,805
Woman here will break
it off with you if you,
801
00:47:24,817 --> 00:47:28,160
you know, put on a
necklace, put on a glove.
802
00:47:28,161 --> 00:47:28,640
It's over.
803
00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:31,200
No, seriously.
804
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,880
That's why I stick to adrenaline rushes.
805
00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:41,360
I mean, fast cars, ripping jumps
off dirt bikes, skateboarding.
806
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:47,840
Oh, oh man, this one time I was attempting
a triple Lindy off this half pipe,
807
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:52,160
and I get up to the top, I'm about to jump,
and I notice this graffiti in front of me,
808
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,502
and there's this painting
of a tomato, and something
809
00:47:55,503 --> 00:47:58,480
about the color of it, it
reminded me of this burrito.
810
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:01,694
This one burrito that I
would say is probably
811
00:48:01,706 --> 00:48:04,240
the best burrito I've
ever had in my entire life,
812
00:48:04,241 --> 00:48:08,800
which reminded me that idea
that I had the burrito brothel.
813
00:48:08,801 --> 00:48:13,440
I think I really want to, I really want to
do something with that burrito brothel.
814
00:48:13,441 --> 00:48:14,640
Isn't that a badass name?
815
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:15,440
I can see that.
816
00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:15,840
Yeah.
817
00:48:15,841 --> 00:48:16,560
All right.
818
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,760
All right.
819
00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:22,240
So Luz, next topic, I hear
you're going on a blind date.
820
00:48:22,241 --> 00:48:23,040
Who's it with?
821
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:23,760
I don't know.
822
00:48:23,885 --> 00:48:25,280
That's why it's a blind date.
823
00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:26,480
Right.
824
00:48:26,481 --> 00:48:26,880
True.
825
00:48:27,230 --> 00:48:30,352
It's been a while since
I've tried to connect
826
00:48:30,364 --> 00:48:33,360
with anyone, so I'm
praying for a blessing,
827
00:48:33,361 --> 00:48:36,160
but I'm not going to
worry too much about it.
828
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,400
I mean, it's not like I'm
going to lose any sleep over it.
829
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,000
I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
830
00:48:57,681 --> 00:48:59,680
It's a man's world.
831
00:48:59,681 --> 00:49:01,360
You have no say.
832
00:49:01,361 --> 00:49:03,520
There's something wrong with you, woman.
833
00:49:03,521 --> 00:49:04,880
You're supposed to have clothes on.
834
00:49:04,881 --> 00:49:07,600
No.
835
00:49:07,601 --> 00:49:09,600
No.
836
00:49:09,601 --> 00:49:15,760
Oh, no.
837
00:49:15,761 --> 00:49:21,360
You fat, disgusting pig.
838
00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:23,040
You're loud.
839
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,120
You're obnoxious.
840
00:49:25,121 --> 00:49:28,640
Did I mention all your
friends are now your enemy?
841
00:49:28,641 --> 00:49:33,600
Because all your enemies
started off as your friends.
842
00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:36,160
You suck as a human being.
843
00:49:36,161 --> 00:49:38,960
Nobody cares about you.
844
00:49:38,961 --> 00:49:42,160
You ugly, smelly pig.
845
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:52,800
If I had to give you a 1
through 10, I'd give you a 1.5.
846
00:49:52,801 --> 00:49:53,801
You're hideous.
847
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,480
Nobody wants to look at you like that!
848
00:49:56,481 --> 00:49:58,480
No! No!
849
00:49:58,481 --> 00:50:00,480
Stop it!
850
00:50:00,481 --> 00:50:02,480
Sluts!
851
00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:04,480
Skank! Tramp!
852
00:50:04,481 --> 00:50:10,480
I'm so angry.
853
00:50:10,481 --> 00:50:12,480
You know what? I'm not even embarrassed.
854
00:50:12,481 --> 00:50:16,480
You should be the one embarrassed.
855
00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,480
You little piece of nothing.
856
00:50:18,481 --> 00:50:20,480
You're like a speck of dust.
857
00:50:20,481 --> 00:50:22,480
That's what you are.
858
00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,480
You are a speck of dust.
859
00:50:24,481 --> 00:50:26,480
In fact, you're not even a speck of dust.
860
00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,480
You're nothing!
861
00:50:28,481 --> 00:50:30,480
You're nothing!
862
00:50:30,481 --> 00:50:36,480
Stop!
863
00:50:36,481 --> 00:50:38,480
Let me go!
864
00:50:38,481 --> 00:50:40,480
Let me go!
865
00:50:40,481 --> 00:50:42,480
No!
866
00:50:42,481 --> 00:50:44,480
Let me go!
867
00:50:44,481 --> 00:50:46,480
No!
868
00:50:46,481 --> 00:50:48,480
No!
869
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:17,840
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, bro. Are you okay?
870
00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:26,824
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You just
got to take a trip somewhere.
871
00:51:26,836 --> 00:51:29,460
Maybe it's a mountain. Maybe
872
00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:35,980
it's like a waterfall. I don't know what it
is, but you just got to free your body and
873
00:51:38,350 --> 00:51:45,500
then you can free your mind. Thanks, Monty.
Hey, um, you won't tell anything about that
874
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:53,431
to me. Hey, I don't tell
anybody. Cheer yourself
875
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:56,540
up. Eat a burrito. Even
brownie, eat whatever
876
00:51:56,541 --> 00:52:00,756
cheers you want. Do not tell
the burrito story again, please.
877
00:52:00,768 --> 00:52:02,660
I can not bear to hear that
878
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,995
for the millionth
time. You get it.
879
00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:12,739
Thanks, Monty. Hey, hey, wait.
Do you mind if I ask you something?
880
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:20,940
Yeah. Just curious. What did you used
to wear back in the, back in America?
881
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,744
Like, what colors?
I was a cutter, man.
882
00:52:26,756 --> 00:52:31,481
I was all black. Prince of Darkness.
Sorry, I shouldn't ask you guys.
883
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:39,260
Can I ask that? It's okay.
See you later. Feel better.
884
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:48,320
Monday, man. Always there to
help everyone with future problems.
885
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:06,411
Monday, man. Always
there to help everyone with
886
00:53:06,423 --> 00:53:10,380
future problems. Not
like I have new problems.
887
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:31,440
Not like I have new problems.
That's so bad.
888
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:40,500
Monday, man.
889
00:53:40,501 --> 00:53:43,194
Hi. SK told me that
there'd be a girl with
890
00:53:43,206 --> 00:53:46,040
a pretty flower in her
hair. You must be the
891
00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:53,440
girl with a pretty flower in her hair. So,
do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
892
00:53:53,441 --> 00:53:56,335
Uh, enough to
break the ice. Tracks.
893
00:53:56,347 --> 00:54:00,500
I watched the Prime Minister
messages too, you know?
894
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,143
I have nothing else.
I have no material.
895
00:54:03,155 --> 00:54:06,810
That's everything I have.
Unbelievable. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
896
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,969
I got something. Let's
play the, the liar game.
897
00:54:09,981 --> 00:54:13,417
All you have to do is lie
to me five times in a row.
898
00:54:13,467 --> 00:54:15,303
If you tell the truth, you lose.
899
00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:18,491
I lie to you? That's easy.
I'm gonna win. Five times?
900
00:54:20,511 --> 00:54:24,249
Five times. Okay. Okay.
Ready? All right. Go.
901
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,892
All right. What's your
name? Juliana Costa.
902
00:54:28,172 --> 00:54:32,627
Have you always had
purple hair like that? Always.
903
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:36,209
Since birth. Where
do you live? Mexico.
904
00:54:38,329 --> 00:54:42,633
How many questions was
that? Um, uh, nine. You've played
905
00:54:42,645 --> 00:54:46,186
this before, haven't
you? No, this is-Got you.
906
00:54:46,187 --> 00:54:49,924
Got you on the fifth one.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
907
00:54:49,936 --> 00:54:52,540
Oh, okay. So, I see.
So, if you don't get
908
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:55,815
them with how many
questions was that said, um,
909
00:54:55,827 --> 00:54:59,020
you get them with over
the confidence. Clever.
910
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:07,568
Let's, uh, I got another game.
Okay. That's enough games.
911
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:12,102
Mr. Blind Date. Uh, I want
to get to know the real you.
912
00:55:12,902 --> 00:55:16,274
Well, for starters,
what is your name?
913
00:55:16,286 --> 00:55:19,740
And where are we
going? I am Tim Chismar,
914
00:55:19,741 --> 00:55:24,581
or Timothy Chismar, and, uh,
we are going to a magic hot tub.
915
00:55:24,593 --> 00:55:27,260
You are as pretty
as your flower,
916
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:45,100
and I'm happy spending some time with you.
Thanks. Um, magic hot tub, you say?
917
00:55:56,940 --> 00:56:04,940
I can't even, I can't even hear you.
Like, it's so loud.
918
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:16,498
Oh my God, this
is so freaking loud.
919
00:56:16,510 --> 00:56:21,928
Let me just get these. Oh my
God. Ah, bubble, bubble, bubble.
920
00:56:22,828 --> 00:56:25,468
No, it came back
on. There it is.
921
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:29,093
Oh my God. Oh, these
bubble, bubble, bubble.
922
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:33,675
I need, I need one of those
little donuts from a cruise ship.
923
00:56:33,687 --> 00:56:36,300
I'm on a trout. Your
first day with me is
924
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:40,627
your last day with me. Oh
my God. That's my gift to you.
925
00:56:40,639 --> 00:56:44,460
Oh my God. This is exactly
what we needed. Oh, yes.
926
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,168
So, is it Tim Chismar, Timothy
Chismar, or Timmy Chismar?
927
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:58,140
That one. The last one. Timmy.
That's right. I'm a teddy bear.
928
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:04,407
No, I don't know who Timmy
is. Don't ever call me Timmy.
929
00:57:04,419 --> 00:57:07,340
Oh my God. Uh, I am Tim Chismar.
930
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:12,739
And my father was Timmy
Chismar. So, that's all you
931
00:57:12,751 --> 00:57:16,860
need to know about me. So,
what about you, Luce Padilla?
932
00:57:16,935 --> 00:57:20,834
I know about you working
the job at the designer label
933
00:57:20,846 --> 00:57:25,618
factory, coming up with the ever
so creative job of butt slogans.
934
00:57:26,258 --> 00:57:28,620
And then you, that was you.
935
00:57:28,632 --> 00:57:33,180
And then you got fired.
Worst butt slogan person ever.
936
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:35,851
Uh, and now you're
working for SK.
937
00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:40,700
And she says you're the best
employee she's ever had. You are great
938
00:57:40,701 --> 00:57:43,692
with customers and moving
your art and sales and
939
00:57:43,704 --> 00:57:46,748
just you genuinely care
about people in Newdland.
940
00:57:48,828 --> 00:57:53,126
And I'm curious, have you
always been this compassionate?
941
00:57:53,138 --> 00:57:57,100
Oh, God, no. I was very
self-absorbed in university.
942
00:57:59,975 --> 00:58:04,040
Uh, but then I got a job,
um, working at an inclusive
943
00:58:04,052 --> 00:58:07,900
camp with disabled kids.
Oh, wow. And I went in to
944
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:13,416
work, uh, for daycare, but
then I got bumped to working
945
00:58:13,428 --> 00:58:16,656
with teenagers, uh,
which I did not plan for.
946
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:24,161
I got asked to do bathroom
duty, which included showering and
947
00:58:24,173 --> 00:58:28,140
wiping butts, which I, Tim,
I did not prepare for that.
948
00:58:28,141 --> 00:58:30,533
Well, no shit. You didn't,
you didn't do it, right?
949
00:58:30,545 --> 00:58:32,540
You, you laughed. You
took some other job.
950
00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:35,301
No, I mean, I wanted
to, but some of those kids
951
00:58:35,313 --> 00:58:38,380
were going to lose out on
their time there because I
952
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:43,794
was one of the only
female counselors.
953
00:58:43,806 --> 00:58:48,780
So it was really important. I
stayed. Wow. So you did it. Yeah.
954
00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:55,365
I mean, I haven't done
much with my life, so, but that
955
00:58:55,377 --> 00:58:59,340
was one of the most
rewarding experiences in my life.
956
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:04,140
I felt like I really made
a difference, you know?
957
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:14,700
Wow. It's your turn to talk now.
958
00:59:14,701 --> 00:59:19,740
So you did stand-up comedy for a while.
How come you stopped?
959
00:59:25,190 --> 00:59:29,217
Yeah. Uh, oh, um, yeah,
it was, it was the money.
960
00:59:29,229 --> 00:59:32,940
Uh, it was inconsistent.
And I remember this,
961
00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:36,388
this one girl I dated,
she loved the fact that
962
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,820
my name was on the
marquee and I was touring with
963
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,238
celebrities and like, that
was all really attractive.
964
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:50,300
But, you know, when things
were rough, uh, and I was broke,
965
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:54,472
it wasn't as, as
attractive. I remember, I
966
00:59:54,484 --> 00:59:58,060
remember this one time,
uh, we were going through
967
00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:01,185
a fast food joint. We were
going through the drive-through
968
01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:03,740
and when we got up to
the window to pay for it,
969
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,758
uh, she ordered a chicken
sandwich and she looked
970
01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:16,620
at me and I looked at
her, she looked at me and I
971
01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:22,094
looked at me and I looked
at her and the realization
972
01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:25,321
on her face that her
boyfriend couldn't afford
973
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:30,140
her chicken sandwich
will stay with me forever.
974
01:00:34,265 --> 01:00:37,869
Well, it's just like a
woman with unrealistic
975
01:00:37,881 --> 01:00:41,740
expectations, you know,
like chicken sandwiches.
976
01:00:42,090 --> 01:00:46,940
What? You don't feel my pain at all.
977
01:00:46,941 --> 01:00:52,300
I'm not made out of money
for chicken sandwiches.
978
01:00:52,301 --> 01:00:55,981
Hey, great idea bringing
up X's, a smooth operator.
979
01:00:55,993 --> 01:00:59,180
Anything else you want
to tell me about her?
980
01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:04,128
Yes. Yes, I do. It's not
done yet. Oh, great.
981
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:09,411
She also was not a nudist. She
didn't, she didn't get this at all.
982
01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:12,220
Well, most textiles
don't. My boss didn't.
983
01:01:12,221 --> 01:01:14,509
Yeah.
984
01:01:15,959 --> 01:01:20,463
Well, so my friends, Dave and
Chrissy invited me to their wedding.
985
01:01:20,475 --> 01:01:23,020
They were nudists
and they were getting
986
01:01:23,021 --> 01:01:26,333
married on a nude beach
and it was a big deal.
987
01:01:26,345 --> 01:01:30,300
I got invited. I wanted to
go and she was not going and
988
01:01:30,301 --> 01:01:32,368
she definitely did
not want me to go.
989
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:35,340
Well, yeah, she probably
thought it was one big orgy.
990
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:40,966
Right. So I missed it. I
missed my best friend's
991
01:01:40,978 --> 01:01:45,020
wedding for my girl. And
then we broke up and I'm
992
01:01:45,021 --> 01:01:46,655
still friends with
Dave and Chrissy.
993
01:01:46,667 --> 01:01:49,420
They've been married for like
13 years. They have a daughter.
994
01:01:49,421 --> 01:01:52,349
They bought an RV park.
I just love them to death.
995
01:01:52,361 --> 01:01:56,452
And it's the biggest regret of
my life that I missed their wedding.
996
01:01:56,453 --> 01:02:00,140
And so that's, that's
when I realized that I
997
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:09,420
was not going to hide who I am anymore. And
I was just going to stop wearing clothes
998
01:02:09,470 --> 01:02:16,940
because it's stupid and I was not going
to hide who I am. I am the naked guy.
999
01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:27,180
Well, I think I'm liking the naked guy.
1000
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:57,160
Thank you.
1001
01:02:57,180 --> 01:03:00,080
I don't know what you're talking about.
1002
01:04:33,281 --> 01:04:35,280
Hey, Bear Witch Project.
1003
01:04:35,281 --> 01:04:37,280
Where's your rosary beads?
1004
01:04:37,281 --> 01:04:39,280
What would your family think of you?
1005
01:04:39,281 --> 01:04:43,280
In the buffalo with the half
naked man on your first date.
1006
01:04:43,281 --> 01:04:45,280
Everyone was right about you.
1007
01:04:45,281 --> 01:04:47,280
I can hear them right now.
1008
01:04:47,281 --> 01:04:50,280
You don't deserve a woman like that.
1009
01:04:50,281 --> 01:04:52,280
You'll never make her happy.
1010
01:04:52,281 --> 01:04:55,280
She'll leave you for a guy like me.
1011
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:16,280
I can't believe I get
to interview Lavender.
1012
01:05:16,281 --> 01:05:18,280
She's the biggest celebrity
in the nudist community.
1013
01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:19,280
She's an author.
1014
01:05:19,281 --> 01:05:20,280
She's a poet.
1015
01:05:20,281 --> 01:05:21,281
She's done it all.
1016
01:05:21,430 --> 01:05:22,280
And now I can't believe it.
1017
01:05:22,281 --> 01:05:24,280
I get to interview her for CFI.
1018
01:05:24,281 --> 01:05:25,280
That's awesome.
1019
01:05:25,281 --> 01:05:28,280
What I can't believe is people
haven't heard of clothesfree.com.
1020
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:31,280
The largest, best nudist
website on the internet.
1021
01:05:31,430 --> 01:05:32,430
Or naturist.
1022
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,480
It's for everyone.
1023
01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:36,280
You can travel the world
from the comfort of your home.
1024
01:05:36,281 --> 01:05:39,280
You can go to Europe,
Mexico, all over the place.
1025
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:41,280
You can meet great people and newscasters.
1026
01:05:41,930 --> 01:05:45,280
It's the best place to
be if you're a nudist.
1027
01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:53,280
We're at the world naked bike
ride and clothesfree starts now.
1028
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:05,280
I am Tim Chismar.
1029
01:06:05,281 --> 01:06:06,280
What is your name?
1030
01:06:06,281 --> 01:06:07,280
Raquel.
1031
01:06:07,281 --> 01:06:08,280
Raquel and?
1032
01:06:08,281 --> 01:06:09,280
Steven.
1033
01:06:09,281 --> 01:06:11,280
Now tell me, is this your first
time at one of these events?
1034
01:06:11,281 --> 01:06:12,280
Mine is.
1035
01:06:12,281 --> 01:06:13,280
Yeah.
1036
01:06:13,281 --> 01:06:14,280
It's pretty fun.
1037
01:06:14,281 --> 01:06:15,280
Third.
1038
01:06:15,281 --> 01:06:16,281
Third time?
1039
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:17,280
Third time.
1040
01:06:17,281 --> 01:06:18,280
What brought you guys out today?
1041
01:06:18,281 --> 01:06:19,280
What made you want to be a part of this?
1042
01:06:19,281 --> 01:06:22,280
Well, I just love being
naked and riding my bike.
1043
01:06:22,281 --> 01:06:25,280
It's the two best things in
the world combined in one.
1044
01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:27,359
It sounds like the police
department is pretty
1045
01:06:27,371 --> 01:06:30,280
okay with the whole thing as
long as we're following legal rules.
1046
01:06:30,281 --> 01:06:32,280
No nudity with the nudity.
1047
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:37,280
Well, you know, just as long as
people are not violating any laws.
1048
01:06:37,281 --> 01:06:41,280
You know, they're doing a
constitutional thing out here today.
1049
01:06:41,281 --> 01:06:42,280
So.
1050
01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:43,280
There you go.
1051
01:06:43,281 --> 01:06:45,280
Skiing nude sounds pretty awesome either.
1052
01:06:45,281 --> 01:06:46,280
Also.
1053
01:06:46,281 --> 01:06:47,280
I play volleyball nude.
1054
01:06:47,281 --> 01:06:48,280
That's a lot of fun.
1055
01:06:48,281 --> 01:06:50,280
Except for when you dive.
1056
01:06:50,281 --> 01:06:51,280
That hurts.
1057
01:06:51,281 --> 01:06:55,280
This is a dynamic woman.
1058
01:06:55,281 --> 01:06:57,280
She's really taken the world by storm.
1059
01:06:57,281 --> 01:06:58,280
One year in an hour.
1060
01:06:58,281 --> 01:06:59,280
How long have you been a nudist?
1061
01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:00,280
Oh, gosh.
1062
01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,280
Pretty much all my life.
1063
01:07:01,281 --> 01:07:02,280
Okay.
1064
01:07:02,281 --> 01:07:05,280
So you're one of us who are committed to
just being naked because we hate clothes.
1065
01:07:05,281 --> 01:07:06,280
Yes.
1066
01:07:06,281 --> 01:07:07,280
Absolutely.
1067
01:07:07,281 --> 01:07:08,280
That's kind of what I thought.
1068
01:07:08,281 --> 01:07:12,280
Well, she knows this because
on the boat, there was this deal.
1069
01:07:12,281 --> 01:07:16,280
She was wearing something and
we were playing golf and we bet her.
1070
01:07:16,281 --> 01:07:18,280
Now, this explains Linda a lot.
1071
01:07:18,281 --> 01:07:22,280
We bet her if she won the miniature
golf contest, she had to get naked.
1072
01:07:22,281 --> 01:07:25,280
And she mastered the
game and whipped five of us.
1073
01:07:25,281 --> 01:07:26,280
Whipped all of us.
1074
01:07:26,281 --> 01:07:27,280
I sure did.
1075
01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:30,280
And we all went, she could
have thrown the match.
1076
01:07:30,281 --> 01:07:31,280
But she didn't.
1077
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:34,280
And in good sport, she then
remained naked the rest of the crew.
1078
01:07:34,281 --> 01:07:35,280
Yes, I did.
1079
01:07:35,281 --> 01:07:36,281
Okay.
1080
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,280
I am Sarah Jane.
1081
01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:40,280
And this is Naked Yoga.
1082
01:07:40,281 --> 01:07:42,280
Inhale to your back bend.
1083
01:07:42,281 --> 01:07:44,280
Up dog or baby cobra.
1084
01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:49,280
Welcome to Cooking Bacon Naked with Holly.
1085
01:07:49,281 --> 01:07:51,768
The first thing in cooking
naked, I think most
1086
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:55,280
people ask is, don't you get burned
especially while cooking bacon?
1087
01:07:55,281 --> 01:07:56,281
Not so fast folks.
1088
01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:01,280
This is a quick easy way to make sure
you don't burn your biscuits while cooking.
1089
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:02,280
Hey Holly.
1090
01:08:02,281 --> 01:08:03,280
Hey darling.
1091
01:08:03,281 --> 01:08:04,280
How you doing?
1092
01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:05,280
Just bringing you some more wine.
1093
01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:06,280
Oh, you know me.
1094
01:08:06,281 --> 01:08:07,280
I love cooking with wine.
1095
01:08:07,281 --> 01:08:08,280
Wow.
1096
01:08:08,281 --> 01:08:09,280
It smells delicious in here.
1097
01:08:09,281 --> 01:08:10,280
What are you cooking?
1098
01:08:10,281 --> 01:08:11,280
Oh, I'm making some lasagna.
1099
01:08:11,281 --> 01:08:12,280
This is Robin.
1100
01:08:12,281 --> 01:08:13,280
She's letting me use her kitchen today.
1101
01:08:13,281 --> 01:08:14,280
Hi.
1102
01:08:14,281 --> 01:08:15,280
Ah!
1103
01:08:15,281 --> 01:08:17,279
What are you doing here?
1104
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,279
Oh my god!
1105
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,279
That smells amazing!
1106
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,279
Heck yeah, it does.
1107
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,279
Are you going to come by later and try it?
1108
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,279
That's an invitation?
1109
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,280
Of course.
1110
01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:29,279
Because I'm kind of like a vampire.
1111
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,279
You invite me in, I might never leave.
1112
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:32,279
That's true.
1113
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,279
Actually, wait.
1114
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,279
Should I invite him in?
1115
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:38,279
Definitely, for sure.
1116
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,279
And that's why I was such
a fan in the United States.
1117
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,279
I would watch every episode.
1118
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,279
I couldn't wait to get involved.
1119
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:47,279
And so, to actually be here,
guys, it's just, it's amazing.
1120
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,279
Well, Tim, we're glad to have you join us.
1121
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,279
Thanks, man.
1122
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:51,279
Oh!
1123
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,279
What?
1124
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,279
Here she comes.
1125
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,279
Oh god!
1126
01:08:54,281 --> 01:08:56,279
Scene 27, take 733.
1127
01:08:56,280 --> 01:09:00,279
Lavender!
1128
01:09:01,130 --> 01:09:02,279
Oh my god, it's so great
to meet you in the flesh.
1129
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,279
Please, please join me.
1130
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,280
Have a seat.
1131
01:09:05,380 --> 01:09:07,279
Oh, I'm so excited.
1132
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,882
You know, the Clothes
Free fans have been just
1133
01:09:09,894 --> 01:09:12,279
sending all these
questions on the forums.
1134
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:13,279
I have so many questions to ask you.
1135
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,279
I can't wait to get started.
1136
01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:17,279
Tim, Tim, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
1137
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,279
I'm sorry.
1138
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,280
We've got an issue.
1139
01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:21,279
The hamster fell off the wheel.
1140
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,279
Again?
1141
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,279
I've been looking for him all night.
1142
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,279
It's been crazy.
1143
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,280
The flux passenger, not
quite getting up to speed.
1144
01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:27,279
Sorry, Lavender.
1145
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:29,279
We'll get this sorted out quick.
1146
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:30,279
Okay.
1147
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:31,279
I'll be right back.
1148
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:32,280
Okay.
1149
01:09:33,980 --> 01:09:35,279
What are you going to do with the tech?
1150
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,280
It's technology.
1151
01:09:36,355 --> 01:09:38,279
But, uh... Wow.
1152
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,279
Hey, are you okay?
1153
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,279
You look like you're
going through some things.
1154
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,280
Wow!
1155
01:09:44,330 --> 01:09:46,279
You picked up on that?
1156
01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:48,279
I think I did, yeah.
1157
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,279
I can't hide anything from Lavender.
1158
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,279
Yes, I started dating this beautiful woman.
1159
01:09:53,281 --> 01:09:55,280
She always has a flower in her hair.
1160
01:09:55,281 --> 01:09:56,280
Her name is Luce Padilla.
1161
01:09:56,281 --> 01:10:00,280
And I am falling in love with her, I think.
1162
01:10:00,281 --> 01:10:01,280
And it's so early.
1163
01:10:01,281 --> 01:10:02,280
And I'm being honest.
1164
01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:03,280
And she's sharing things.
1165
01:10:03,281 --> 01:10:04,280
And I'm sharing things.
1166
01:10:04,281 --> 01:10:06,401
And I've never felt this
kind of a connection before.
1167
01:10:06,430 --> 01:10:09,280
And I just know that
I'm going to screw it up.
1168
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:10,280
I always find a way.
1169
01:10:10,281 --> 01:10:11,280
I find something beautiful.
1170
01:10:11,281 --> 01:10:13,280
And then I muck it up.
1171
01:10:13,281 --> 01:10:17,280
Hey, I think I might have a poem for you.
1172
01:10:17,281 --> 01:10:18,281
Do you want to hear it?
1173
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,280
An original poem from Lavender?
1174
01:10:20,281 --> 01:10:21,281
Yeah.
1175
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:22,280
About love?
1176
01:10:22,281 --> 01:10:23,280
You think it would help me?
1177
01:10:23,281 --> 01:10:24,281
I think so.
1178
01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:26,280
Well, you probably have a lot of poems.
1179
01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:28,280
It'd probably be hard to find it, right?
1180
01:10:28,281 --> 01:10:29,281
Let's see.
1181
01:10:29,380 --> 01:10:30,380
Let's see.
1182
01:10:31,530 --> 01:10:32,530
Oh, it's right here.
1183
01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:34,280
It's called Passion.
1184
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:37,280
Let's read that.
1185
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,280
Passion.
1186
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:42,280
Passion comes but few times in life.
1187
01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:44,280
The coming of age.
1188
01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:45,280
New love.
1189
01:10:45,281 --> 01:10:47,280
Renewed love.
1190
01:10:47,281 --> 01:10:48,280
Conceived love.
1191
01:10:48,281 --> 01:10:50,280
I'll wage.
1192
01:10:51,255 --> 01:10:54,280
There are sparks in
the air filled with rage.
1193
01:10:54,281 --> 01:10:57,280
As if two lions were trapped in a cage.
1194
01:10:57,281 --> 01:11:01,280
When passion possesses
one soul, it is evil.
1195
01:11:01,281 --> 01:11:04,280
The depths one will take
to control the emotion.
1196
01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:11,280
To find you only will make you go
away as you struggle and shiver and shake.
1197
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,280
To make it come back only to wake.
1198
01:11:14,930 --> 01:11:18,280
Only to know we can't control passion.
1199
01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:19,280
You're not going to be
able to control the emotion.
1200
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:25,356
You're not going to control the emotion.
1201
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:19,280
Oh, happiness, don't you love me too?
1202
01:12:19,281 --> 01:12:25,280
Oh, happiness, where are you?
1203
01:12:25,281 --> 01:12:31,280
I looked around and around.
1204
01:12:31,281 --> 01:12:33,280
I looked up, I looked down.
1205
01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:36,280
I can't understand.
1206
01:12:36,281 --> 01:12:39,280
Welcome, friends.
1207
01:12:39,281 --> 01:12:40,280
Thank you for joining me.
1208
01:12:40,281 --> 01:12:43,280
I really appreciate you
guys all being here with me.
1209
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,280
Thank you so much.
1210
01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:46,280
So, I'm going to show
you a couple of demos.
1211
01:12:46,281 --> 01:12:48,280
How we're going to start off on the wheels.
1212
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:49,280
Some foundations.
1213
01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:52,280
Some basic sets to how
we can get to throwing.
1214
01:12:52,281 --> 01:12:53,281
That's what this is.
1215
01:12:53,430 --> 01:12:54,280
This is the pottery wheel.
1216
01:12:54,330 --> 01:12:55,280
Ceramic wheel.
1217
01:12:55,281 --> 01:12:56,281
This is some nice clay.
1218
01:12:56,380 --> 01:12:58,280
And we're going to get
to throwing some basics.
1219
01:12:58,281 --> 01:13:00,280
So, I don't want any air bubbles.
1220
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,280
So, air bubbles are when I
take a piece of clay like this.
1221
01:13:04,281 --> 01:13:05,280
Go ahead and start the wheel.
1222
01:13:05,281 --> 01:13:07,280
I'm going to put a
little bit of water here.
1223
01:13:07,281 --> 01:13:08,280
Not a whole lot.
1224
01:13:08,281 --> 01:13:10,280
Just enough to get suction going.
1225
01:13:10,281 --> 01:13:12,280
And I'm going to go ahead and slam it down.
1226
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,280
My left elbow is locked in for strength.
1227
01:13:15,281 --> 01:13:17,280
I'm going to lock it in.
1228
01:13:17,281 --> 01:13:19,280
And I'm going to bring it up.
1229
01:13:19,281 --> 01:13:21,280
Now, I control the speed here.
1230
01:13:21,281 --> 01:13:23,280
And I want the speed going fairly fast.
1231
01:13:23,330 --> 01:13:24,280
This is going to be full speed.
1232
01:13:24,281 --> 01:13:26,280
I don't need that much power yet.
1233
01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:28,280
I'm not really dealing with that much clay.
1234
01:13:28,281 --> 01:13:32,280
I would use that much speed if I were
working with larger amounts of clay.
1235
01:13:32,281 --> 01:13:35,280
Because you need that momentum to help you.
1236
01:13:35,281 --> 01:13:37,287
A lot of the times what I
see is people get scared of
1237
01:13:37,299 --> 01:13:39,233
"Oh my God, it's going
fast and I can't control it.
1238
01:13:39,234 --> 01:13:40,281
" Oh my God.
1239
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:43,280
You saw that one moment where
my hands were kind of doing this.
1240
01:13:43,281 --> 01:13:45,280
That's why that elbow
needs to be locked in.
1241
01:13:45,281 --> 01:13:47,849
I'm just going to go a
little faster now so that
1242
01:13:47,861 --> 01:13:50,280
you can see a little
bit more height on this.
1243
01:13:50,281 --> 01:13:54,280
And then I'll cut this in the middle so
that you can see what that looks like here.
1244
01:13:54,281 --> 01:13:56,280
So I'm pulling, I'm pulling.
1245
01:13:56,281 --> 01:14:01,280
I'm going to let go slowly
because I feel friction.
1246
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,491
And I have enough
clay here that if I wanted
1247
01:14:04,503 --> 01:14:07,280
to, I could pull some
more and so I'm going to.
1248
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:10,280
And here's where I'm
going to pop this open.
1249
01:14:10,281 --> 01:14:11,280
Let's hope.
1250
01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:15,280
A little bit more of a flare up, hopefully.
1251
01:14:15,281 --> 01:14:20,280
I knew Mondo Man was right.
He told me to try pot.
1252
01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:24,280
As always, you should always try pot.
1253
01:14:24,530 --> 01:14:29,280
Miss Schuyler, you talked
a lot about embracing.
1254
01:14:29,355 --> 01:14:32,280
Embracing the wonk.
1255
01:14:32,281 --> 01:14:34,280
Embracing the imperfection.
1256
01:14:34,281 --> 01:14:35,280
Yeah, the imperfection.
1257
01:14:35,281 --> 01:14:38,807
And I don't know, it
just made me think about
1258
01:14:38,819 --> 01:14:42,280
life and love and you
know, would that work?
1259
01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:45,280
I mean, do you, I
guess, advice in that too?
1260
01:14:45,330 --> 01:14:47,280
Advice in life and work?
1261
01:14:47,281 --> 01:14:49,280
Well, I'll tell you, you know what?
1262
01:14:49,281 --> 01:14:52,280
I've learned a lot about
myself through the clay.
1263
01:14:52,430 --> 01:14:54,757
Through the clay, I've
learned to embrace
1264
01:14:54,769 --> 01:14:57,280
my imperfections and
my flaws and my beauty.
1265
01:14:57,530 --> 01:15:02,280
Because I am not a perfect
figure, but what is a perfect figure?
1266
01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:03,280
Right.
1267
01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:05,280
I get to decide what a perfect figure is.
1268
01:15:05,281 --> 01:15:06,281
You're beautiful.
1269
01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:10,059
I can see that you're
really feeling this and I
1270
01:15:10,071 --> 01:15:13,280
really appreciate you
coming in to embrace this.
1271
01:15:13,281 --> 01:15:16,711
And I can tell you, when you're
connecting with a piece that
1272
01:15:16,723 --> 01:15:20,280
you've made and you're making
it, you do just have to love it.
1273
01:15:20,281 --> 01:15:24,280
You do just have to embrace
whatever flaws are coming at it.
1274
01:15:24,281 --> 01:15:25,281
Right.
1275
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:29,403
Whatever's thrown at it that
makes it want to disform or
1276
01:15:29,415 --> 01:15:33,280
make wrong or not be the
best version of what you want.
1277
01:15:33,281 --> 01:15:36,280
You have to work with what you
have or what's being given to you.
1278
01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:38,280
And so you have to love it first.
1279
01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:40,280
You have to accept yourself first.
1280
01:15:40,281 --> 01:15:41,280
Right.
1281
01:15:41,281 --> 01:15:42,280
Right.
1282
01:15:42,281 --> 01:15:45,280
Before you can extend that to your piece.
1283
01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:47,356
You know, otherwise you're
just going to sit there frustrated.
1284
01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:50,280
You're going to sit there always unhappy.
1285
01:15:50,405 --> 01:15:53,134
Your piece is never
going to look right if
1286
01:15:53,146 --> 01:15:56,280
you're just going after
one image that you have.
1287
01:15:56,281 --> 01:15:58,280
And where did you get that image from?
1288
01:15:58,530 --> 01:16:01,280
Did you get it from your pure
seeds that you've been watering?
1289
01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:03,280
It makes sense.
1290
01:16:03,281 --> 01:16:04,280
Yeah.
1291
01:16:04,281 --> 01:16:05,280
It makes sense.
1292
01:16:05,281 --> 01:16:06,281
Thank you very much.
1293
01:16:06,330 --> 01:16:08,280
Thank you so much.
1294
01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:09,280
Thank you, Miss Geiger.
1295
01:16:09,281 --> 01:16:10,280
I'll see you next time.
1296
01:16:10,281 --> 01:16:11,280
Thank you, Lucy.
1297
01:16:11,281 --> 01:16:12,281
Be well.
1298
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:13,380
Thank you.
1299
01:16:14,530 --> 01:16:21,280
As always, I feel I am but
clay in the potter's hands.
1300
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:49,280
How about at the end and most of friends?
1301
01:16:49,281 --> 01:16:52,280
Friends to the end.
1302
01:16:52,281 --> 01:16:59,280
This leaving has nothing to do with you.
1303
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:03,280
Everything to do with me.
1304
01:17:03,281 --> 01:17:07,280
It needs to be.
1305
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:18,280
Kentucky hills roll by and back.
1306
01:17:18,281 --> 01:17:25,280
When I call you, I leave
a message in the sky.
1307
01:17:25,281 --> 01:17:32,280
The birds flying up for the summertime.
1308
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:41,280
As we make our way across the plummy line.
1309
01:17:41,281 --> 01:17:46,280
The birds flying up for the summertime.
1310
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:55,280
As we make our way across the plummy line.
1311
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,280
Moving in.
1312
01:17:58,281 --> 01:17:59,280
Moving out.
1313
01:17:59,281 --> 01:18:00,280
There's no need to power.
1314
01:18:00,281 --> 01:18:02,280
I just have to go away.
1315
01:18:02,281 --> 01:18:04,280
And it needs to be in today.
1316
01:18:04,281 --> 01:18:09,280
Back this way.
1317
01:18:09,281 --> 01:18:10,280
Wow.
1318
01:18:10,281 --> 01:18:11,280
She's great.
1319
01:18:11,281 --> 01:18:15,280
It's just I become numb.
1320
01:18:15,281 --> 01:18:16,280
I come here.
1321
01:18:16,281 --> 01:18:21,280
I just sit and stay.
1322
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:25,280
But no one's there.
1323
01:18:25,281 --> 01:18:32,280
Kentucky wherever holds on us.
1324
01:18:32,281 --> 01:18:38,280
When I call you.
1325
01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:41,280
I ask do you have a wonder.
1326
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,280
No, but really.
1327
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:51,280
It was just like that.
1328
01:18:51,281 --> 01:18:52,280
Anyway.
1329
01:18:52,281 --> 01:18:54,280
Oh.
1330
01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:55,280
Oh.
1331
01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:56,280
Hello.
1332
01:18:56,281 --> 01:18:57,280
I think we have some new noodles over here.
1333
01:18:57,281 --> 01:18:58,280
Hello.
1334
01:18:58,281 --> 01:18:59,280
Hi.
1335
01:18:59,281 --> 01:19:00,280
I love the ginger hair.
1336
01:19:00,281 --> 01:19:01,280
How you doing?
1337
01:19:01,281 --> 01:19:02,280
Good.
1338
01:19:02,281 --> 01:19:04,280
Good.
1339
01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:05,280
Such great fun.
1340
01:19:05,281 --> 01:19:07,280
That's great.
1341
01:19:07,281 --> 01:19:08,280
Where you from?
1342
01:19:08,281 --> 01:19:09,280
Oh.
1343
01:19:09,281 --> 01:19:10,521
Well, we're from San Francisco.
1344
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:14,280
We decided to do a little
nude sunbathing at Baker Beach.
1345
01:19:14,281 --> 01:19:16,280
And got arrested.
1346
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:19,280
By Officer Da Man.
1347
01:19:19,355 --> 01:19:20,280
Have you guys ever heard of him?
1348
01:19:20,281 --> 01:19:21,280
Yeah.
1349
01:19:21,281 --> 01:19:22,280
He's got me.
1350
01:19:22,281 --> 01:19:23,280
He's got me.
1351
01:19:23,281 --> 01:19:24,280
Oh gosh.
1352
01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,280
Do I ever see that Da Man again?
1353
01:19:26,281 --> 01:19:28,280
But remember.
1354
01:19:28,281 --> 01:19:30,280
Peace and love and sensuality.
1355
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,280
It is very nice here though.
1356
01:19:31,281 --> 01:19:32,280
It is nice.
1357
01:19:32,281 --> 01:19:33,281
It is nice.
1358
01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:37,280
Sometimes you chase the
wrong squirrel on the right tree.
1359
01:19:37,281 --> 01:19:38,280
Exactly.
1360
01:19:38,281 --> 01:19:39,280
Exactly.
1361
01:19:39,281 --> 01:19:41,280
It's quite beautiful here though.
1362
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:45,280
So, there is an upside
to being arrested I guess.
1363
01:19:45,505 --> 01:19:48,280
Thank you for joining us.
1364
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:02,280
Hey you.
1365
01:20:02,281 --> 01:20:03,280
So, you haven't said anything.
1366
01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:05,280
You've been quiet this whole time.
1367
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:06,280
Yeah.
1368
01:20:06,281 --> 01:20:07,280
What's your story?
1369
01:20:07,281 --> 01:20:09,280
You all want to know my story?
1370
01:20:11,030 --> 01:20:12,280
Back in the day.
1371
01:20:12,380 --> 01:20:13,460
About three years ago, I...
1372
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,280
Hey, what's up crowd?
1373
01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:17,280
It's your boy, Donnie
Brooks, AKA Young Money.
1374
01:20:17,281 --> 01:20:19,280
And I'm about to show you the newest track.
1375
01:20:19,330 --> 01:20:20,330
Let's get it.
1376
01:20:20,655 --> 01:20:22,280
Yeah.
1377
01:20:22,281 --> 01:20:24,280
Yeah.
1378
01:20:24,281 --> 01:20:26,280
Let me hear you make some noise, America.
1379
01:20:26,281 --> 01:20:27,280
Yeah.
1380
01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:28,280
Yeah, over there.
1381
01:20:28,281 --> 01:20:29,280
Let's get it.
1382
01:20:29,281 --> 01:20:30,280
I'm feeling it.
1383
01:20:30,281 --> 01:20:31,280
It's one, two, three.
1384
01:20:31,281 --> 01:20:32,280
I know this is the game.
1385
01:20:32,281 --> 01:20:34,280
Hey, know this is the streets.
1386
01:20:34,281 --> 01:20:35,280
Y'all can't feel me.
1387
01:20:35,281 --> 01:20:36,280
Y'all can't feel me.
1388
01:20:36,281 --> 01:20:37,280
This is the real me.
1389
01:20:37,281 --> 01:20:38,280
Yeah.
1390
01:20:38,281 --> 01:20:39,280
Yeah.
1391
01:20:39,281 --> 01:20:40,280
Yeah.
1392
01:20:40,281 --> 01:20:41,280
Yeah.
1393
01:20:41,281 --> 01:20:42,280
Oh.
1394
01:20:42,281 --> 01:20:43,280
Oh, the canine.
1395
01:20:43,281 --> 01:20:44,280
Oh, the canine units.
1396
01:20:44,281 --> 01:20:45,281
I can't do this.
1397
01:20:45,530 --> 01:20:48,280
You know, I gotta say.
1398
01:20:48,281 --> 01:20:49,281
It looks...
1399
01:20:50,130 --> 01:20:52,280
It looks like Luce is gonna win.
1400
01:20:53,330 --> 01:20:54,280
It's a gift.
1401
01:20:54,281 --> 01:20:57,280
Who wants to take me to Las Vegas?
1402
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,280
Baby, I would take you anywhere.
1403
01:21:00,281 --> 01:21:02,280
Oh, I bet you will.
1404
01:21:02,281 --> 01:21:09,280
But that being said, I happen to
have Bob Saget's favorite hand.
1405
01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:10,280
You guessed it.
1406
01:21:10,281 --> 01:21:12,280
Fool house.
1407
01:21:12,281 --> 01:21:14,280
You got it, dude.
1408
01:21:14,281 --> 01:21:18,280
I don't count Lucky Luce out for nothing.
1409
01:21:19,730 --> 01:21:23,280
I know she got some trick
up her sleeve if she had any.
1410
01:21:24,455 --> 01:21:26,280
Four of a kind.
1411
01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:28,280
You lost Pooh Bear.
1412
01:21:28,281 --> 01:21:29,280
What is that?
1413
01:21:29,281 --> 01:21:30,280
How is that even possible?
1414
01:21:30,281 --> 01:21:33,280
For the first time I get
to say, put your pants on.
1415
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:38,280
This game of reverse strip poker is rigged.
1416
01:21:38,281 --> 01:21:39,280
Rigged.
1417
01:21:39,281 --> 01:21:40,280
Rigged.
1418
01:21:40,281 --> 01:21:41,280
Rigged.
1419
01:21:41,281 --> 01:21:42,281
Look at this.
1420
01:21:42,330 --> 01:21:45,280
I'm putting on... I don't know.
1421
01:21:45,281 --> 01:21:47,280
Unbelievable.
1422
01:21:47,281 --> 01:21:49,280
Alright, Queen.
1423
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:50,280
It's time to go.
1424
01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:51,280
Hold up.
1425
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,280
I'm here.
1426
01:21:53,330 --> 01:21:54,280
I'm here.
1427
01:21:54,281 --> 01:21:55,280
Hold up.
1428
01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:57,280
You guys cannot lean like this, you purr.
1429
01:21:57,430 --> 01:21:59,280
What did I ever say?
1430
01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:00,280
I told you.
1431
01:22:00,281 --> 01:22:01,280
I told you.
1432
01:22:01,281 --> 01:22:03,280
It's unbelievable.
1433
01:22:03,281 --> 01:22:04,280
That's not me.
1434
01:22:04,281 --> 01:22:08,280
There better be a pile of
clothes right by that door.
1435
01:22:08,281 --> 01:22:10,280
Weirdos.
1436
01:22:10,281 --> 01:22:11,281
Unbelievable.
1437
01:22:12,630 --> 01:22:13,280
Oh, hey.
1438
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:14,280
That's a... Don't look at me.
1439
01:22:14,281 --> 01:22:15,281
I'm fully clothed.
1440
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,280
This is so awkward.
1441
01:22:17,281 --> 01:22:19,280
I don't... You're
objectifying me.
1442
01:22:19,281 --> 01:22:22,280
I feel so objectified.
1443
01:22:22,281 --> 01:22:27,280
Oh.
1444
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:31,280
You, uh... You... You won.
1445
01:22:31,281 --> 01:22:33,280
You actually don't...
You don't have to.
1446
01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:40,280
So... Oh, wow.
1447
01:22:42,230 --> 01:22:43,280
Wow.
1448
01:22:43,281 --> 01:22:46,280
You look... It's... The
bedroom's that way.
1449
01:22:46,281 --> 01:22:56,280
Oh, it's... Oh, it's... Um... Oh, so...
I don't know what we're... Doing...
1450
01:22:56,281 --> 01:22:58,280
What's the... What?
1451
01:22:58,281 --> 01:22:59,280
Oh!
1452
01:22:59,281 --> 01:23:00,280
Oh!
1453
01:23:00,281 --> 01:23:02,280
It's just... Hello!
1454
01:23:02,281 --> 01:23:04,280
How are... Oh!
1455
01:23:04,281 --> 01:23:05,280
Hmm.
1456
01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:06,280
Hmm.
1457
01:23:06,281 --> 01:23:07,280
Hmm.
1458
01:23:07,281 --> 01:23:08,280
Hmm.
1459
01:23:08,281 --> 01:23:09,280
Hmm.
1460
01:23:09,281 --> 01:23:10,280
Hmm.
1461
01:23:10,281 --> 01:23:11,280
I'm happy with you.
1462
01:23:11,281 --> 01:23:12,281
Thank you.
1463
01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:04,080
I know who I am.
1464
01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:05,380
I am not a slut.
1465
01:24:05,381 --> 01:24:06,680
We know who we are.
1466
01:24:06,681 --> 01:24:08,080
I am not a whore.
1467
01:24:08,081 --> 01:24:09,180
I am done with this.
1468
01:24:09,181 --> 01:24:10,180
I'm done with you.
1469
01:24:10,181 --> 01:24:12,080
This is who I am!
1470
01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:14,280
And we are better than this!
1471
01:24:14,281 --> 01:24:16,080
You are not worth it!
1472
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:25,080
I love you so much.
1473
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:33,080
I'm terrified to be so vulnerable.
1474
01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:35,080
I don't want to lose you.
1475
01:24:35,180 --> 01:24:37,080
I'm not going to anyone.
1476
01:24:41,630 --> 01:24:42,980
I want to be right here with you.
1477
01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:51,980
I want to make you happy.
1478
01:24:51,981 --> 01:24:55,880
You're safe with me.
1479
01:24:55,881 --> 01:24:56,880
I know.
1480
01:24:56,881 --> 01:24:57,881
I'm home.
1481
01:24:58,080 --> 01:24:59,880
I like that.
1482
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:02,891
When I look at you,
I'm just surprised that
1483
01:25:02,903 --> 01:25:05,880
nobody else can see what
a good person you are.
1484
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:21,780
You're the best person in the whole world.
1485
01:25:21,781 --> 01:25:22,680
I know.
1486
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:22,680
I am.
1487
01:25:22,681 --> 01:25:23,680
I am.
1488
01:25:23,681 --> 01:25:25,680
A girl with a pretty flower.
1489
01:25:25,730 --> 01:25:27,680
And you're my Tim.
1490
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,680
The naked guy.
1491
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,580
I am.
1492
01:25:57,180 --> 01:26:01,852
Look at you two. Practically glowing.
Not everyone gets a happy ending.
1493
01:26:01,864 --> 01:26:05,180
I hear that streaker is
still out there streaking.
1494
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:16,760
The streaker! I can't look! I can't take it
anymore! This is who I am! Oh no! Oh god!
1495
01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:28,460
What do we have here? The streaker.
Like wearing clothes? Yes, sir.
1496
01:26:28,461 --> 01:26:35,500
Well, I'm gonna take you.
We're the people of your kind. Let's go.
1497
01:26:39,270 --> 01:26:42,750
Do you think other people
are as happy as we are?
1498
01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:47,020
We're pretty happy. Do you
think we'll always be this happy?
1499
01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:49,660
You look like you have
something to say to me.
1500
01:26:51,970 --> 01:26:56,352
I do. I want to say this from
the first time I ever met you.
1501
01:26:56,364 --> 01:26:59,820
Went on a date with
you. Fell in love with you.
1502
01:27:02,075 --> 01:27:09,900
All that good stuff. Will you be
my naked bride? Forever and ever.
1503
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:22,188
Of course. Or I should say I do. Yes, yes, yes.
As long as my evil twin sister doesn't show up and
1504
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:26,060
ruin the wedding. Or your ex-girlfriend still has
feelings for you and decides to be a naturist.
1505
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:35,502
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
1506
01:27:35,514 --> 01:27:38,220
It's gonna happen. It's gonna
happen. It's that kind of movie.
1507
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:43,308
It really is. Tim,
are we here? Hi!
1508
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:48,380
I've decided that I love the
whole philosophy of being naked.
1509
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:55,805
I'm naked now too!
It's awesome! Woohoo!
1510
01:27:55,817 --> 01:28:00,540
Now we can be together forever
and ever and ever and ever!
1511
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:14,333
Can our heroes overcome
this shocking conclusion?
1512
01:28:14,345 --> 01:28:18,540
Tune in next time for more
of the Noodles of Newdland.
1513
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,820
Come on! Come on!
1514
01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:37,820
What the? Oh my god!
1515
01:28:54,820 --> 01:28:56,820
No, no, no! I'm above the wall!
1516
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:25,820
We'll see you next time!
1517
01:30:01,270 --> 01:30:05,114
So I was shocked when I got the
news that my childhood best friend and,
1518
01:30:05,126 --> 01:30:08,820
most importantly, my accountant
from the United States, got engaged!
1519
01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:11,820
I was gonna tell him the
good news and he scooped me!
1520
01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:14,820
Well, do you know this girl he's marrying?
1521
01:30:15,070 --> 01:30:20,820
Sky? No, I heard really good things.
I think she's a scientist or something.
1522
01:30:21,070 --> 01:30:26,820
A scientist? Oh man! Oh, Brady!
I worry we'll have anything in common!
1523
01:30:29,595 --> 01:30:31,820
Hey! It's Eric!
1524
01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:35,820
Eric! Hey!
I thank you for indulging us, nudists.
1525
01:30:35,821 --> 01:30:38,364
I know this isn't really
your thing, you know,
1526
01:30:38,376 --> 01:30:40,820
you don't have to put
up with this, usually.
1527
01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:44,820
Uh, gee, Tim, that's the thing! I, uh...
1528
01:30:48,820 --> 01:30:53,028
Well, you know, because for us it's the lifestyle and
there's lots of families here in Newdland that this
1529
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:57,180
is what they do, but this isn't something you're ever
gonna have to put up with in your life, you know?
1530
01:30:57,420 --> 01:31:02,820
Uh, Tim, certain things have happened in
my life since last I saw you, and I just...
1531
01:31:07,970 --> 01:31:11,924
Tim told me all about how much he respects how
in love you are with Sky. You two sound like the
1532
01:31:11,936 --> 01:31:15,820
perfect match. I can't imagine there ever been
any shocking revelations you need to overcome.
1533
01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:16,820
I can't imagine.
1534
01:31:16,821 --> 01:31:20,345
I used to think that too,
but, uh, then recently
1535
01:31:20,357 --> 01:31:24,821
my life took me for a
turn, and I just think... Hey!
1536
01:31:24,870 --> 01:31:27,820
All right!
1537
01:31:27,821 --> 01:31:31,820
Breathe a nipple!
Are you Sky? Is Sky a nudist?
1538
01:31:31,870 --> 01:31:32,870
I don't know!
1539
01:31:40,020 --> 01:31:43,907
Well, I mean, now you know. But not just me, my
whole awesome family. I mean, I was worried about
1540
01:31:43,919 --> 01:31:48,020
Eric at first, but he took it like a champ, and it's
become just one more thing that I love about him.
1541
01:31:48,070 --> 01:31:51,820
Oh, and us, we can overcome anything.
1542
01:32:02,820 --> 01:32:07,787
You know, "Love Conquers All" isn't just a slogan. When I found
out about Sky's family, I realized I loved her enough that I
1543
01:32:07,799 --> 01:32:13,020
wanted to be a part of it no matter what. And now I have a great,
big, loving nudist family in these times, and that's just great.
1544
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:17,894
That is so shocking and unexpected.
I imagine that this whole scenario,
1545
01:32:17,906 --> 01:32:21,820
it's probably worthy of a show of
its own. That's what I'm thinking.
1546
01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:24,820
But, uh, so, what's
next for you crazy kids?
1547
01:32:25,970 --> 01:32:31,820
Uh, the wedding, of course. Oh!
Looks like it could be a double wedding!
1548
01:32:31,821 --> 01:32:32,821
Hey!
1549
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:38,697
Well, you both will pass
the fiber screening to enter
1550
01:32:38,709 --> 01:32:42,820
Newland now, so I hope we
can expect you at our wedding.
1551
01:32:43,170 --> 01:32:46,520
Oh, yeah, and I guarantee our
wedding will not be in Iceland.
1552
01:32:46,532 --> 01:32:50,820
We'll update everyone with Next Steps
soon. Oh, I have so many ideas for this.
1553
01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:59,831
I gotta say, Eric, you are amazing. You're
such a cool guy. This just makes you even
1554
01:32:59,843 --> 01:33:03,820
cooler. And you gotta promise me that we're
all gonna get together again real soon.
1555
01:33:04,820 --> 01:33:09,820
At this point, I can definitively state,
you'll never know where you see us next!
1556
01:33:09,821 --> 01:33:11,820
What's next!
1557
01:34:57,821 --> 01:35:04,160
Maybe chunky,
dunk, or hide in the vines.
1558
01:35:04,161 --> 01:35:07,740
The noodles of Newland.
1559
01:35:07,741 --> 01:35:11,760
The noodles of Newland.
1560
01:35:11,761 --> 01:35:17,340
Animals don't wear pants.
1561
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:59,800
Thank you.
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