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Lindy: New year, new us.
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We can renew our vows.
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-[laughs]
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I love you.
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-But I fell in love.
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-Les promised me a fresh start.
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-Now it's time
to blow your minds.
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We call this the future.
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-I am fucking amazed!
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[laughter]
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Richard: I pretended to
be your book agent.
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Lindy:
I didn't write the story.
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It's my student's work.
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Les: I closed the deal.
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-You're gonna change the world.
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You get back in the workshop
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and you figure it out.
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-Let's move our "renewing
our vows" to next year.
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That's a fantastic idea!
-Motherfucker!
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Richie, I'm leaving Les.
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-I need you.
Lindy: I have been by your side
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for 15 years.
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Ah!
-Oh, fuck.
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Oh, you're alive! [laughs]
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-Oh.
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[gasp]
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[groans]
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Les?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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What time is it?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, boy, ohh.
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How much did I drink last night?
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Les?
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Why would you put
the plaid back up?
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God. It hurts my eyes...
[high frequency beeps]
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-...and my head.
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Oh, dry January
starts today.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
They really cleaned up.
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Les?
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[doorbell dings]
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-Who's at the door?
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[continues dinging]
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-What is this nonsense?
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[dinging repeatedly]
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-[gasps]
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[screams]
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Les: Lindy?
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Everything is fine.
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Don't freak out.
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-[gasping]
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Les: Lindy?
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Okay. I'm opening up
the dollhouse.
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-Stop screaming at me!
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[shaking]
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[floor creaking]
-Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
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No!
[objects clattering]
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-Oh, my God!
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My God!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Whoa, whoa! Oh, oh!
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-There you are.
-Ah!
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-You're okay!
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-I am not okay!
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[theme music playing]
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-Can you hear me?
I am not okay.
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-[mouthing]
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-I am not okay!
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-It works!
I can hear you! Ha.
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-You're too loud!
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-[whispers] Sorry.
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-Well, now I can't hear you.
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-How about now?
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-No, too loud.
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-Now?
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-Softer.
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-Now?
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Lindy: Better.
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I hate this fuckin' thing.
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Can you hear me now?
-Say again?
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-Can you hear me now?
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-Yes! Ooh.
-Oh!
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-Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
-Jesus.
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-Are you okay?
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-I'm fine.
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-I heard that.
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God, I think we got it.
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Hi.
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-What the fuck, Les?
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-I heard that too.
Loud and clear.
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Okay. Lindy, I'm so sorry.
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It was an accident.
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And, uh, I can't believe
it even happened.
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I don't--I don't--I--
but you're incredible.
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I mean, you're beautiful.
[laughs]
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-Are you smiling right now?
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-No, no, no.
No, of course not.
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I, I just--I--
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it's just like, wow.
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-Wow. Wow?
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Wow?
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-No, I apologize.
You're my wife
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and you're not
an experiment. I...
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-I should hope so!
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Jesus. Oh, my God.
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This is your job?
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This is how you're gonna solve
world hunger?
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You're gonna make
everybody tiny so,
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so they don't, what, eat more?
I don't...
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-Uh-huh. Do you--do you want me
to answer that or...
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-Explain it to me.
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-Well, um, it's called
"cellular reduction"
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and, um, it's the process of
miniaturization
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and restoration of organic
fruit, uh, and vegetables.
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And that's how I plan
to solve world hunger.
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-Explain how you're gonna
make me big again!
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Jesus! I don't give a shit
how it works!
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-Oh, right. Well,
I just reverse the process.
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That's the restoration part.
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-Great.
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Restore me.
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Now, please.
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-I can do that, um, uh,
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but first, uh, a surprise.
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Meet me in the dining room.
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Merry Christmas, Lindy.
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-Les, do I look merry or hungry?
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-Well, it's kind of hard to tell
from this distance, um...
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-I'm not.
Make me big again, now.
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-Heard that loud and clear.
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Um, the thing is...
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-Tell me you can make me
big again, Les.
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Les: I can, and I will.
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Um, the thing is,
that it's just--
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I think it's just gonna take
a day, uh, or two, tops,
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but you'll be fine.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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You're healthy.
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I checked your vitals.
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-Wait, I could die tiny?
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-No, you--you're not
gonna die tiny.
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You'll be safe in the dollhouse
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because it's almost exactly
the same as our house house.
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Um, the stove works,
the refrigerator works,
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there's food, the water runs,
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and I shrunk a few
of your favorite things
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to really make you feel
at home home.
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Your clothes from your closet.
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Um, and, uh, this curling thing
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and your hair brush.
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Uh, cold cream,
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looked important.
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Oh, and I remembered your coffee
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and the coffeemaker,
worked perfectly, right?
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Oh, one crucial thing,
um, the toilet.
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Uh, it works.
I figured it out.
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Just don't ever look in the hall
closet downstairs, ever.
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You will be restored
to regular size.
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I promise.
This is just temporary, Lindy.
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I am so close, truly.
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-Now it's so close?
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Not a day or two, tops?
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Les, you motherfucker!
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[clatters]
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-Hey. Calm down.
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[Lindy grunts]
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[squeals]
[shatters]
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-Calm fucking down?
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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[sobs] Why me?
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-Hey, Lindy.
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-I'm gonna need a minute!
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I don't wanna be little.
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♪ He's been away... ♪
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-Thank you.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du.
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You can--you can refill
milady's cup too.
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-[sighs]
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-She's on her way, Barb.
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-She's gone back to her husband.
-No.
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-They always do.
-Not this time.
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Nope, nope, nope,
'cause we've got plans.
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Yup.
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We got concrete plans.
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How about a ten-day getaway
to Vermont for two?
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Uber-romantic.
[door opens]
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-There are multiple reasons
she could be late.
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No, I know Lindy's coming.
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Why, you may ask?
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Because our love story is woven
into the fabric of time,
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destined to be written,
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immortalized
for generations to come.
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[phone ringing, buzzing]
-Oh. Quiet, everybody, please.
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Quiet, please!
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Sorry.
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Oh. It--it's work.
It's work.
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Hey, Martin.
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Well, I--you know, I was--
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I was gonna
head out of town so--
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Of course. Of course.
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I'll just--I'll head
into the--into the lab.
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No, I've not heard from Les.
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Wait, what do you mean
you can't get ahold of him?
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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-Does this mean your romantic
getaway is canceled?
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-Barb, can I be honest?
I love your service,
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but I don't love
the negative energy.
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-[groaning]
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-Peace offering?
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-Take those off.
I feel like a specimen.
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And come closer.
I don't wanna keep yelling.
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Jesus. The '96?
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-If there was ever a time.
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-I know why you didn't tell me
about your work.
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-Well, I couldn't.
It was top secret.
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I signed an ironclad NDA.
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-It's bullshit.
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You didn't trust me,
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which makes me so sad.
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Makes me so sad.
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And fuck you.
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But...yeah.
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-Well, I didn't exactly hide it
from you either.
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-What?
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-Happy birthday, Lindy.
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-They are so cute!
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Wait. And legible?
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-Happy birthday, Lindy.
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-They're so cute.
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[beep]
-Oh, and functional.
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-Happy birthday, Lindy.
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-How cute.
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And accurate.
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The dent from when I sideswiped
the mailbox.
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Never put it together.
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-You also said
you didn't wanna know.
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[watch beeps]
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-Whoa, you're not leaving me.
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-Well, I have to go
so I can fix you.
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-No, no, no. No, Les.
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Take me with you.
I'm portable.
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-You'll be safer here
in the dollhouse.
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-I, I feel very not safe.
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I feel very small
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and, like, something bad
could happen.
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-I won't let something happen.
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-Something did.
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-Something else
beyond the accident,
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but I have to go to the lab
so I can fix you.
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-Please, Les,
I do not wanna be alone.
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Please, I'm scared.
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-Well, what if
I can show you
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that, um, being small
isn't scary?
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-Oh, God.
Les: I've always wondered
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what the world would look like
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if I were six inches tall.
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-Not me.
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-I could show you.
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00:13:01,889 --> 00:13:03,316
-No, I, I don't.
266
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,693
-Aren't you
just a little bit curious?
267
00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:09,197
-I will be restored
to regular size soon.
268
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,324
-I promise.
269
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,709
Trust me.
270
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,087
-Okay.
271
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,540
This is crazy.
272
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,884
[soft chuckles]
Oh, my God.
273
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,225
[soft upbeat music playing]
274
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,564
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
275
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,352
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
276
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:44,023
♪ La, la, la, la, ♪
♪ la, la, la, la. ♪
277
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,693
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
278
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,494
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
279
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:52,081
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
280
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:57,578
♪ La, la, la, la, la, ♪
♪ la, la, la, la ♪
281
00:13:57,612 --> 00:14:00,873
-Yeah. I mean, everything
is really big.
282
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:04,969
Ha. Really, really big.
283
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:11,259
♪ Ba, ba, baa ♪
284
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,136
[glass shatters]
285
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,354
♪ Ba, ba, baa ♪
286
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,392
Les: Wow.
I can only imagine
287
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,444
how different
everything looks, right?
288
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,781
-Do you see this dust ball?
289
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,159
Do you think
I could choke on this?
290
00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:31,287
-Oh. Yeah. Put that down.
291
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,158
Hello, Dolores.
292
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,542
Look who it is.
293
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,911
[chirps]
-See? She's not that scary.
294
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,747
-Why is she looking at me
like that?
295
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,166
[chirps]
-Oh. Oh, it's puffing the--
296
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,292
do you see what it's doing?
297
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:45,793
Oh, no, no, no!
298
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:47,420
It's trying to eat me.
299
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,755
-Okay.
-No. This is not...
300
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,964
-Moving on.
-...interesting to me.
301
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:52,091
Can you put me down, please?
Put me down.
302
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,426
[toy train honks]
303
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,511
♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
304
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,138
♪ Are you listening? ♪
305
00:14:57,171 --> 00:14:59,015
♪ In the lane ♪
306
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:01,350
♪ Snow is glistening ♪
307
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,436
♪ A beautiful sight ♪
308
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,022
♪ We're happy tonight... ♪
309
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,858
-Fun, right?
We all love a train ride.
310
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:12,445
-Whoo!
Les: Merry Christmas, Lindy.
311
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,990
-Merry Christmas, Lindy!
[laughs]
312
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:19,202
[toy train honking]
♪ He sings a love song ♪
313
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:20,453
♪ As we go along ♪
314
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,456
Lindy: Merry Christmas.
[laughs]
315
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,041
Merry Christmas.
316
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,794
Merry Christmas, Lindy!
317
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,795
Huh?
318
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,962
Whoo!
319
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,672
[laughs]
320
00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:33,841
Merry Christmas to me!
321
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,018
[laughing]
322
00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:42,475
Merry Christmas, Lindy!
[sobs]
323
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,560
-Maybe too many times around?
324
00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:46,479
-I wanna get off! [sobs]
325
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,481
I don't like it.
326
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,234
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Ooh, oh, oh.
327
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,318
[toy train stops]
328
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,870
Oh, God.
329
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,198
Oh.
330
00:15:57,231 --> 00:15:59,200
Oh, my God.
331
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,701
Oh.
-Hey.
332
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:03,246
It's, it's gonna be okay.
333
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:06,207
I'm so sorry this happened.
334
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,084
I'm so incredibly sorry.
335
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:11,053
-[sobs]
336
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,805
Water truck ran out
of shrinking gas,
337
00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:22,431
so I'm gonna go to the lab
to refuel.
338
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,308
-What am I supposed
to do with this?
339
00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,519
Les: I thought
I could crush it up
340
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,938
and you could maybe snort it?
I don't know.
341
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,147
-I'm Scarface?
342
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:33,242
I'll just gnaw on it
or something.
343
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,281
-How are you feeling?
344
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:39,699
-Really?
345
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,418
-I mean...
-I know what you mean.
346
00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:44,545
Better.
347
00:16:46,197 --> 00:16:48,174
I did always love this couch.
348
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:51,010
[groans]
349
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,687
[sighs]
350
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,348
-When you're ready.
351
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:06,901
-Uh, pour away.
352
00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,281
Don't be shy.
353
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,534
So, this is my, uh...
354
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,196
tiny little life now?
355
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,990
-Temporary tiny life.
356
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,242
-How long again?
Les: A day.
357
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,202
Two at the most.
I'm so close.
358
00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:28,381
I'm...
-So close. Yeah. Yeah.
359
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:34,587
Did you microwave
this off the floor?
360
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,172
-The floor is clean.
361
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,424
You're the first person
to ever walk on it.
362
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,843
-Six-inch tall
Neil-fucking-Armstrong?
363
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,395
Les: Kind of.
364
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:53,064
-Les, you put parmesan
in the potatoes.
365
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,658
-Potatoes a la Diane.
366
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,694
-With a twist.
367
00:17:58,728 --> 00:17:59,904
Who?
368
00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,030
Lindy's sister:
Reese Witherspoon,
369
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,239
from "Legally Blonde."
370
00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:03,532
She's gonna play me
in the movie.
371
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,534
-She's gonna play
the sister character.
372
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:08,412
-I still don't know
who that is. Walt?
373
00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:11,040
-She's blonde, wears pink,
goes to Harvard.
374
00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,375
-That's a stretch.
375
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,293
-What? I am blonde.
376
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,462
Les said that we could be twins.
377
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,381
-I'm sure he's just being kind.
378
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,216
-No, no. I think with
the right hair and makeup,
379
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:21,550
you know Hollywood. I mean...
380
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,052
-It's beyond me
why they're even adapting
381
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,387
the book into a film.
382
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:27,264
-Because it's sold
a million copies,
383
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:29,141
because it won the Pulitzer.
384
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,394
Diane: Hollywood
must be out of ideas.
385
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,229
-You're not excited?
386
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,398
Uh, Laura Dern is
playing the mother.
387
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:39,068
-I adore Laura Dern,
but I question her judgment.
388
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:40,486
The book wasn't well-received.
389
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,488
-I repeat,
it won the Pulitzer.
390
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,449
-The Guardian dubbed it
"literary popcorn" and added,
391
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,952
"That does not a Pulitzer make."
Their words.
392
00:18:47,985 --> 00:18:51,288
-Which you memorized
and repeat constantly.
393
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:54,917
-I can barely show my face
at Wine Club Wednesday
394
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,128
without Carol turning
her nose up at me
395
00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,338
as if I were
the devil incarnate. Walt?
396
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,341
-Your mother needs her
Wine Club Wednesdays.
397
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,300
-That's not a stretch.
398
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:06,303
-Mom, it's fiction.
399
00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:08,472
-Carol didn't see a character.
400
00:19:08,506 --> 00:19:12,101
Carol saw me and the me
in your book is a monster.
401
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,186
-It's a comedy.
It's a dark comedy,
402
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,522
a coming-of-age story
403
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,316
about a woman
who felt abandoned
404
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:24,280
and silenced by a monster
of a mother character!
405
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:28,617
-You try being a single mother
of two young girls
406
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,454
whose husband walked out one day
without a word.
407
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:33,456
-Walked out or was driven away?
408
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,707
Diane: Jim abandoned me.
409
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,710
-No, he stopped
being married to you.
410
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,546
He abandoned me.
411
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,964
Uh, me too.
412
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,799
Diane:
And he's still the hero.
413
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,552
I tried my best. Walt?
414
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,554
-If--I don't...
-Uh, if I may, uh, Walt?
415
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,806
Diane, have you tried
the potatoes?
416
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,019
I call them potatoes a la Diane,
um, with a twist.
417
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:56,979
-Is the twist
a turn of the knife?
418
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,365
-It's parmesan cheese.
Try it.
419
00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:09,158
-It's too rich,
but absolutely divine.
420
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,243
-Just like you.
-[soft chuckles]
421
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,878
-[mouths] Thank you.
422
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,832
-Walt? Sorry.
423
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,918
-I think we should visit
the Arch tomorrow.
424
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,504
-I hear it's dreadful.
425
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:23,756
-Yes. Yes.
426
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,716
-No, I don't get the Arch.
427
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,426
It's like a Arch for what?
428
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,061
-It's the gateway to the West.
429
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,265
I think it's great.
Lindy: "I can barely
430
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:36,519
show my face
for Wine Club Wednesdays."
431
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:39,188
-"Hollywood has
run out of ideas."
432
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:42,358
I think Laura Dern is very
generous casting, I have to say.
433
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,451
Hello.
434
00:20:46,437 --> 00:20:48,405
[laughs]
What's going on?
435
00:20:48,439 --> 00:20:50,449
-Do you wanna have sex?
Les: Oh, yes.
436
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,201
Yes, please--will they hear?
437
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,245
-Eh. We'll be quiet.
We'll be fine.
438
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:57,373
-Oh, right.
You're set to high volume.
439
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:58,707
-Mm-mm. Watch.
-Honey?
440
00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:00,468
-Watch, watch. Watch, watch.
-What?
441
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:04,421
Okay. But--okay. Got it.
-See?
442
00:21:04,455 --> 00:21:06,465
-Come on. Come on.
443
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,601
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
444
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,889
Okay, quiet, quiet, quiet.
445
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,474
-Okay.
446
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,600
Okay.
447
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:18,894
Thank you...
448
00:21:18,928 --> 00:21:20,604
for defending me...
449
00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:22,648
from my fucking mother.
Les: Always. Always.
450
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,316
I'll work the magic,
just be quiet. Quiet.
451
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,110
Lindy: Okay.
Les: Okay, okay.
452
00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:27,820
Shh, shh, shh.
453
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,572
[Lindy moaning]
-Quiet, quiet, quiet.
454
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,073
-Oh, can you put
your hands right there?
455
00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,075
Les: Okay.
456
00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:34,493
Fuck, fuck.
457
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,329
Lindy: Oh, fuck, fuck!
-Oh, Jesus! Walt!
458
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,455
Can we help you?
459
00:21:38,489 --> 00:21:41,083
-Obviously this isn't
the washroom.
460
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,626
-It's down the hall
with the light on.
461
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,628
-The one with the toilet.
462
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,472
Walt: I could see the light.
463
00:21:47,957 --> 00:21:50,184
[Les laughs]
464
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:53,762
-He's trying to escape.
465
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:56,307
-[laughs]
466
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,310
-To the Arch.
-[laughs]
467
00:21:59,343 --> 00:22:00,486
-Oh, my God.
468
00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:03,606
-Oh, fuck.
-Okay, okay.
469
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:06,483
Um, maybe I can't be quiet.
470
00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:08,277
-I don't think you can.
471
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,862
-[sighs]
472
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,080
Hey.
473
00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:17,536
I'm not really like her
though, right?
474
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,496
My mother, um,
475
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:20,956
I'm not like Diane, am I?
476
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,550
-Does that make me Walt?
477
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,502
-Seriously, though.
-Seriously?
478
00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:27,555
-Seriously.
-Seriously...
479
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,549
no. Fuck no.
480
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,551
-Because she's...
-No. She's unbelievable.
481
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,228
And not in a good way.
482
00:22:36,881 --> 00:22:38,849
It's gonna be okay.
483
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,568
It's only a few days.
484
00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:45,030
-Only a few days.
485
00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:49,535
[dramatic music playing]
486
00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:53,739
-It's only a few days.
487
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,584
[dramatic music playing]
488
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:08,554
[phone buzzing]
489
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:18,439
[dramatic music playing]
490
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:24,653
-Yeah?
491
00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:26,947
What?
[whispers] What?
492
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:28,991
What?
493
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:31,744
It can't be right.
494
00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:34,738
Okay. I'm coming in.
495
00:23:34,772 --> 00:23:37,625
Now. Uh, now-ish.
496
00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:44,089
[suspenseful music playing]
497
00:23:59,088 --> 00:24:00,773
[Magoo meows]
498
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:03,692
-Magoo!
499
00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:07,938
Stay.
500
00:24:07,972 --> 00:24:09,648
Stay!
501
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,234
[Magoo purrs]
502
00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:13,452
-No, no, no, no, no, no!
503
00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:19,742
-Magoo!
-[snarls]
504
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,794
-Come here.
-[snarls]
505
00:24:23,112 --> 00:24:24,788
-[meows]
-Ow, fuck.
506
00:24:24,822 --> 00:24:26,665
You fuzzy fucker.
507
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,718
[Magoo meows]
508
00:24:35,124 --> 00:24:36,475
[meows]
509
00:24:38,627 --> 00:24:39,595
-Stop.
510
00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:40,763
-[meows]
511
00:24:40,796 --> 00:24:43,307
-Stop it, you're fine.
512
00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,983
Feel bad enough already.
513
00:24:48,846 --> 00:24:50,481
I mean, she's safe, right?
514
00:24:50,514 --> 00:24:51,824
[Magoo meows]
515
00:24:54,309 --> 00:24:55,778
-[sighs]
516
00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:57,871
[sobs]
517
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,668
-Hey!
518
00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:05,003
Hey!
519
00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:08,707
-Yes, Richard? What is it?
520
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,876
-Oh. You seem upset.
521
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,761
-No, Richard.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
522
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,298
-You know, I sometimes come
to my car to cry too
523
00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:19,718
when I need a release,
so I get where you're at.
524
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,137
-Okay. Right. Is that all?
525
00:25:22,171 --> 00:25:23,555
-Now you've got me worried.
526
00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:24,723
Is everything all right at home?
527
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,558
You know,
with, uh, your wife, Lindy?
528
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,811
Lindy is her name, right?
-Uh, yes, Richard, she's fine.
529
00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:30,813
-Good, good.
-Yeah.
530
00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:34,066
-She's just, uh, keepin' busy
over the holidays...
531
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,151
-Yes, Richard,
she's at home writing.
532
00:25:36,185 --> 00:25:38,737
She's keeping busy.
-She's writing?
533
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,489
-Yup.
-Write--that's wonderful.
534
00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:42,241
That's wonderful.
Martin: Richard!
535
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,076
Get your butt inside!
536
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,994
I'm sorry to use profanity.
537
00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:47,755
I'm upset.
538
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,216
-I'll see you later.
539
00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:02,770
-Les?
540
00:26:03,754 --> 00:26:04,888
Les?
541
00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:06,899
[gasps]
542
00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:11,612
That is a toy.
543
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,452
He left me?
544
00:26:19,436 --> 00:26:20,913
Right, right.
545
00:26:21,772 --> 00:26:23,782
[exhales]
546
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,618
Right. I have to trust him.
547
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,253
I cannot spiral.
548
00:26:30,072 --> 00:26:32,291
Huh? Oh.
549
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:33,792
Yeah.
550
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,627
Why not?
551
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:39,298
Okay, that's good, Space Colon.
552
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,474
Colon?
553
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:42,434
Colonel.
554
00:26:43,585 --> 00:26:46,104
Colonel. Space Colonel.
555
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:48,807
Next stop, Ur-anus.
556
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:52,561
I could--fuck,
I'm already spiraling.
557
00:26:52,594 --> 00:26:55,439
-You made me believe
you were so close,
558
00:26:55,472 --> 00:26:56,899
so I believed you.
Les: Yes.
559
00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:58,734
And you should believe me,
that's our deal.
560
00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:01,904
There is mathematical truth
in stating I am so close.
561
00:27:01,937 --> 00:27:06,783
-So what does "so close" mean
to you in this context today?
562
00:27:06,817 --> 00:27:09,995
-My God, I can't put
an actual number on it,
563
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:11,914
I don't know.
564
00:27:11,947 --> 00:27:13,999
What?
-Oh.
565
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,125
What have you done?
566
00:27:15,159 --> 00:27:16,585
-What have I done?
567
00:27:16,618 --> 00:27:18,837
Martin, I don't wanna say
you have one job.
568
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,798
-Contract is for 30 days.
569
00:27:21,832 --> 00:27:23,809
-That's insane!
-Well, you said...
570
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,469
Les: What?
-...that you were close!
571
00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:26,979
-Thirty days?
572
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:30,849
Well, it will work, I mean,
573
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,143
the math says it will,
and math is never wrong.
574
00:27:33,177 --> 00:27:34,978
So...
-Now you have 30 days.
575
00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:36,855
-No, no, no. We have 30 days.
576
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,107
-Oh, now it's "we"?
Les: What does it say exactly?
577
00:27:39,141 --> 00:27:41,026
What does the--what does
the small print say exactly?
578
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,820
-It says that we have 30 days
579
00:27:43,854 --> 00:27:46,657
to prove that
the restoration formula works...
580
00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:49,368
-Uh-huh.
-...or the patent on our tech...
581
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,827
-On my tech, thank you.
582
00:27:50,861 --> 00:27:52,621
-...reverts to Hilton...
Les: Uh-huh.
583
00:27:52,654 --> 00:27:55,958
-...and Hilton sues you...
-Sues us.
584
00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:57,459
-...for fraud.
585
00:27:57,492 --> 00:27:58,710
And you go to jail.
586
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:00,128
-To jail?
587
00:28:00,162 --> 00:28:01,630
Well, can he do that?
588
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:02,798
-He can.
589
00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:04,675
And after 30 days, it goes,
590
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,728
the tech, the lab,
the Bobs, gone.
591
00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:10,722
-But...
592
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:13,358
Okay. So how do I make, uh...
593
00:28:14,343 --> 00:28:15,694
how do I...
594
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,021
how do I make things big again?
595
00:28:18,055 --> 00:28:20,232
Because I have
to make things big again.
596
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:23,535
-Well, after 30 days, you can't.
597
00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:28,198
-What did it actually say?
598
00:28:28,232 --> 00:28:29,992
I mean, can he actually do this?
599
00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,868
Hilton?
-Yes, he can.
600
00:28:31,902 --> 00:28:34,037
It says it right here.
601
00:28:34,071 --> 00:28:35,247
-Oh.
602
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,924
-Les...
603
00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:40,385
how bad is this?
604
00:28:42,371 --> 00:28:43,722
Oh, God.
605
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,344
I'm not even gonna ask
about the cat.
606
00:28:49,378 --> 00:28:52,940
[playful music playing]
607
00:28:53,924 --> 00:28:55,851
[Magoo meows]
608
00:28:55,884 --> 00:28:58,904
[playful music playing]
609
00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:04,276
[Richard humming]
610
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:05,494
-Um...
611
00:29:07,396 --> 00:29:08,864
uh, hi.
612
00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:11,116
I got you something
for Christmas.
613
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:14,453
-Oh. I didn't get you anything.
614
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,872
-Oh, it's okay.
615
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:18,924
-Oh, that is... You...
616
00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:22,377
-Like what Shakespeare used
to write with.
617
00:29:22,411 --> 00:29:24,046
-You know I like Shakespeare?
618
00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:26,798
-Well, everybody knows
you like Shakespeare.
619
00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:28,133
Bard's Guard.
620
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,935
Well, you talk about it a lot.
621
00:29:30,919 --> 00:29:32,262
Um...
622
00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:34,473
you seem a little bit down.
623
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,226
-No, I'm, uh, just tired. Yeah.
624
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,938
I was waiting up
last night for someone.
625
00:29:41,972 --> 00:29:47,569
Someone special, you know,
and it's just, you know.
626
00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,237
-Well, merry--merry Christmas,
Richard.
627
00:29:49,271 --> 00:29:50,947
-Yeah. Thank you, Janet.
628
00:29:50,981 --> 00:29:54,042
This is a very thoughtful gift,
so thank you.
629
00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:01,958
Thy returneth to thine grind.
630
00:30:01,992 --> 00:30:05,053
[dramatic music playing]
631
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:14,262
-Okay, buddy.
632
00:30:14,296 --> 00:30:16,139
"Aim remote here."
633
00:30:16,173 --> 00:30:18,984
[dramatic music playing]
634
00:30:24,014 --> 00:30:24,990
-Oh.
635
00:30:26,975 --> 00:30:28,577
Right. Okay.
636
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,447
All is good.
637
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:33,498
Okay.
638
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,088
Come on.
639
00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:45,001
Okay.
640
00:30:45,035 --> 00:30:46,720
Oh, my God.
641
00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:52,100
Ah, there we go.
642
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,520
Guide.
643
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:01,810
Oh. A classic.
644
00:31:01,843 --> 00:31:02,894
Come on!
645
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:06,481
[dramatic music playing]
646
00:31:06,515 --> 00:31:08,033
-Volume.
647
00:31:10,352 --> 00:31:12,821
We're never turning this off.
648
00:31:12,854 --> 00:31:15,365
Okay, snacks.
649
00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:16,875
So...
650
00:31:18,235 --> 00:31:19,711
we got popcorn,
651
00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:22,464
but no candy.
652
00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:27,502
Oh. Les.
653
00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:28,762
That's just for me.
654
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,514
-Richard, I need everyone
at the top of their game today.
655
00:31:39,548 --> 00:31:41,558
It's a big day.
Could be the day.
656
00:31:41,591 --> 00:31:44,561
Needs to be the day or two...
657
00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:45,904
at the most.
658
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:51,777
Here are my thoughts.
659
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,788
[playful jazz music playing]
660
00:31:55,155 --> 00:31:56,832
-Adjust the last line
on the Maxwell stress tensor
661
00:31:57,099 --> 00:31:58,950
to B sub J.
662
00:31:58,984 --> 00:32:01,753
Minus one half times
the quantity of epsilon naught
663
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,006
times E squared plus B squared
over mu naught.
664
00:32:07,075 --> 00:32:08,043
Thoughts complete.
665
00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:10,962
-Bobs, implement his thoughts.
666
00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:13,765
[playful jazz music playing]
667
00:32:16,751 --> 00:32:19,137
-B sub J minus one half,
668
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,807
times the quantity
of epsilon naught
669
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,811
times E squared,
plus B squared over mu naught.
670
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,395
Complete.
671
00:32:27,429 --> 00:32:29,231
-Carl, implement his thoughts.
672
00:32:29,264 --> 00:32:32,325
[playful jazz music playing]
673
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:57,893
-Complete.
674
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,025
-Let's make history.
675
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:17,037
[applause]
676
00:33:27,155 --> 00:33:30,050
[sizzles]
677
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:36,348
[drum solo playing]
678
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:46,274
[playful jazz music resumes]
679
00:33:50,845 --> 00:33:51,863
[explodes]
680
00:33:57,060 --> 00:34:00,038
[dramatic music playing]
681
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:05,035
-A great attempt
in the name of science.
682
00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:06,369
Richard?
683
00:34:06,403 --> 00:34:08,705
-Bob the Explainer?
684
00:34:08,738 --> 00:34:10,248
-Nominal success.
685
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:13,877
Subject expanded
to regular size for 2.1 seconds,
686
00:34:13,910 --> 00:34:15,503
same as previous attempt.
687
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:19,174
Result,
molecular disequilibrium.
688
00:34:19,207 --> 00:34:20,842
Oh, Eraser Bob, see medic.
689
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:24,262
Bring in Fred.
Clean up on aisle...everywhere.
690
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,163
-Richard?
691
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,933
-We're waiting on analysis
to proceed.
692
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,185
We'll adjust based
on your thoughts.
693
00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:31,728
We'll go again.
694
00:34:31,761 --> 00:34:33,271
Vivienne: No, you won't.
695
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,190
If this is your definition
of close,
696
00:34:35,223 --> 00:34:37,067
we have a big problem.
697
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,527
You working in a bubble
with your staff
698
00:34:39,561 --> 00:34:41,863
and your secrets ends today.
699
00:34:41,896 --> 00:34:43,698
Moving forward,
everything that happens
700
00:34:43,732 --> 00:34:46,534
in this lab
will be authorized by me.
701
00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:49,245
-No. No, no, no. No.
702
00:34:49,279 --> 00:34:52,540
Um, this is not
how we work here.
703
00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:55,251
We are making history, okay?
704
00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:58,922
That corn was regular size,
it's incredible.
705
00:34:58,955 --> 00:35:01,132
As a scientist,
how can you not see that?
706
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,218
-Reports, equipment, results.
707
00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:05,887
Any spending whatsoever,
everything you use,
708
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,098
must be logged, up to
and including packets
709
00:35:08,131 --> 00:35:10,266
of instant oatmeal
in the breakroom.
710
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,227
-Can I explain
my fiber deficiency?
711
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,728
-Okay, everybody, everybody.
712
00:35:13,762 --> 00:35:15,271
-This is Virginia.
-Vivienne.
713
00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:17,232
-Vivienne,
I don't know her last name,
714
00:35:17,265 --> 00:35:18,066
but she's new here
715
00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:20,110
and she doesn't know
how things work.
716
00:35:20,143 --> 00:35:21,778
And, Bob, you don't need
to worry about your oatmeal.
717
00:35:21,811 --> 00:35:25,323
Okay?
-Can we just talk about this?
718
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,409
-Martin, you know exactly
how much money
719
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:30,328
this science circus
is hemorrhaging.
720
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,997
-I don't care about the money.
Vivienne: Of course you don't.
721
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,456
You spent seven years
722
00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:36,334
and several hundred
thousand dollars
723
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,461
designing your logo.
724
00:35:38,495 --> 00:35:40,922
-I had to open the books.
-Well, it had to be perfect.
725
00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:42,257
What?
Vivienne: Irresponsible.
726
00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,175
And deeply sad.
727
00:35:44,209 --> 00:35:46,177
Dr. Littlejohn,
it's no longer your money.
728
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:47,971
It's Hilton Smith's money.
729
00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:51,099
This is his lab now
and I run Hilton's lab,
730
00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:52,767
ergo, I run this lab.
731
00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:54,269
-This is unacceptable!
732
00:35:54,302 --> 00:35:55,687
And it's ridiculous!
733
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,197
And do--do something!
734
00:35:58,848 --> 00:36:01,609
Okay. No we, no we, just me.
735
00:36:01,643 --> 00:36:03,945
I wanna talk to Hilton
right now!
736
00:36:03,978 --> 00:36:06,614
-Well, good luck reaching him.
737
00:36:06,648 --> 00:36:08,366
He's spending
the holidays piloting
738
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,202
an experimental submersible
off the coast of Guam.
739
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,704
-Guam?
740
00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,707
Guam? What?
-Shut it down.
741
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,343
We'll try again
tomorrow...together.
742
00:36:19,536 --> 00:36:21,713
These ladders
are an OSHA violation.
743
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,765
-You're an OSHA violation!
744
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,802
-Dear hairy Jesus!
745
00:36:27,836 --> 00:36:29,471
-And I hope Hilton gets crushed
into ketchup
746
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:32,390
by 400 atmospheres of pressure.
747
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,809
-Twenty-nine days.
-Not helpful.
748
00:36:34,843 --> 00:36:36,861
-Not the point!
749
00:36:37,887 --> 00:36:40,907
[dramatic music playing]
750
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:46,154
-Oh, what have I done?
751
00:36:46,187 --> 00:36:48,206
[dramatic music playing]
752
00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:57,632
♪ Midnight with the stars ♪
♪ and you ♪
753
00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:04,264
♪ Midnight and a rendezvous ♪
754
00:37:06,082 --> 00:37:11,721
♪ Your eyes held ♪
♪ a message tender ♪
755
00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:14,349
♪ Saying, "I surrender ♪
♪ all my love to you" ♪
756
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:17,185
[phone ringing]
757
00:37:17,218 --> 00:37:18,353
-It's my phone.
758
00:37:18,386 --> 00:37:19,938
[phone ringing]
759
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,574
-Oh, my phone! Oh, oh.
760
00:37:23,725 --> 00:37:25,068
[phone ringing]
761
00:37:25,101 --> 00:37:27,195
-Coming, coming, coming!
762
00:37:27,228 --> 00:37:28,580
What?
763
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,958
[phone ringing]
764
00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:41,876
-No!
765
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:43,970
No! [groans]
766
00:37:45,288 --> 00:37:46,306
No!
767
00:37:47,248 --> 00:37:48,308
[grumbles]
768
00:37:49,918 --> 00:37:51,269
No!
769
00:38:00,470 --> 00:38:02,697
Fuck, did you just say
something?
770
00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,122
Am I losing my mind?
771
00:38:17,153 --> 00:38:20,298
I can see me in you?
772
00:38:22,158 --> 00:38:23,751
[fly buzzing]
773
00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:25,336
-Do you hear that?
774
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,755
What? Uh, what is that?
775
00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:30,592
[buzzing]
776
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,135
-Oh, fuck.
777
00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:34,062
[fly buzzing]
-[screams]
778
00:38:36,297 --> 00:38:38,149
I gotta get outta here!
779
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,606
What the--ow!
780
00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:46,658
Fuck! [screams]
781
00:38:51,646 --> 00:38:53,198
Jesus.
782
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,750
Fuck! Goddamnit, Les!
783
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,204
For fuck's sake.
784
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:02,090
[phone ringing]
[yelping]
785
00:39:03,366 --> 00:39:05,009
-God dang it!
786
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:11,224
[phone ringing]
787
00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:16,271
[screaming and grunting]
788
00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:31,911
[grunting]
789
00:39:40,904 --> 00:39:43,581
[wind whooshing]
790
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,541
[groans]
791
00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:47,594
[fly buzzing]
792
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,888
-[screams]
793
00:39:51,748 --> 00:39:52,890
[yelping]
794
00:40:01,424 --> 00:40:02,609
[grunts]
795
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,238
[screams]
796
00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:11,859
[phone ringing]
-[screams]
797
00:40:11,893 --> 00:40:14,245
Help! Help!
798
00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,699
[ringing]
799
00:40:17,732 --> 00:40:19,242
-Help, help.
800
00:40:19,275 --> 00:40:20,335
[chime plays]
801
00:40:21,402 --> 00:40:22,245
What the...
802
00:40:22,278 --> 00:40:24,297
[machine whirring]
803
00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:26,291
[ominous music playing]
804
00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:28,042
-Oh, God. Oh, God.
805
00:40:28,076 --> 00:40:29,677
Oh, oh.
806
00:40:31,412 --> 00:40:33,589
[machine whirring]
807
00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:37,468
[door opens and closes]
[keys jingling]
808
00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:40,722
Les: Lindy, hold on!
I'll save you!
809
00:40:40,755 --> 00:40:42,857
[Lindy screams]
810
00:40:44,425 --> 00:40:47,445
["The Things We Do For Love"
by 10cc playing]
811
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:59,657
♪ Too many broken hearts ♪
♪ Have fallen in the river ♪
812
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:04,162
♪ Too many lonely souls ♪
♪ Have drifted out to sea ♪
813
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,913
♪ You lay your bets ♪
814
00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:07,290
♪ And then ♪
♪ You pay the price ♪
815
00:41:07,323 --> 00:41:09,292
♪ The things we do for love ♪
816
00:41:09,325 --> 00:41:11,636
♪ The things we do for love ♪
817
00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:16,090
♪ Communication ♪
♪ Is the problem ♪
818
00:41:16,124 --> 00:41:18,092
♪ To the answer ♪
819
00:41:18,126 --> 00:41:20,303
♪ You've got her number ♪
♪ And your hand ♪
820
00:41:20,336 --> 00:41:22,472
♪ Is on the phone ♪
821
00:41:22,505 --> 00:41:24,474
♪ The weather's turned ♪
822
00:41:24,507 --> 00:41:25,600
♪ And all the lines ♪
♪ Are down ♪
823
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,685
♪ The things we do for love ♪
824
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,937
♪ The things we do for love ♪
825
00:41:29,971 --> 00:41:33,107
♪ Like walkin' ♪
♪ In the rain and the snow ♪
826
00:41:33,141 --> 00:41:35,443
♪ When there's nowhere ♪
♪ To go ♪
827
00:41:35,476 --> 00:41:40,114
♪ And you're feelin' like ♪
♪ A part of you is dyin' ♪
828
00:41:40,148 --> 00:41:42,158
♪ And you're lookin' ♪
♪ For the answer ♪
829
00:41:42,191 --> 00:41:43,668
♪ In her eyes ♪
830
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,871
♪ You think ♪
♪ You're gonna break up ♪
831
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:50,541
♪ Then she says ♪
♪ She wants to make up ♪
832
00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:53,845
♪ Ooh, you had me crawlin' ♪
833
00:41:54,829 --> 00:41:57,507
♪ Up the wall ♪
834
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,268
♪ Ooh ♪
51318
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