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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,220 Hey. What's up? 2 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,280 Nothing. I just wanted to come see you. 3 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,200 I like it when you come see me. 4 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,520 That's for sure. 5 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Yeah. 6 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,480 I can see where you're lying. 7 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,120 I'm sure she had your attention today. 8 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:08,210 There's enough of me to go on. 9 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:22,710 So, Daddy? 10 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:28,610 I was wondering... 11 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:35,550 We haven't been on vacation in... 12 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,040 a long time. 13 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:38,660 Yeah. 14 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,400 Do you think maybe we could go on vacation? 15 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,680 I mean, I got all A's. 16 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,580 I'll have to think about it. 17 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,700 Think about it, Daddy. 18 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,640 Really? I'll think hard about it. 19 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,180 Oh, you are hard. 20 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:58,740 It's your fault. 21 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,500 Well, how about this? If you want to come today, You have to pinky promise me 22 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,840 that we can go on vacation. 23 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,120 Pinky promise, Daddy? 24 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:16,580 Look at this. You can drive 25 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:22,480 a pretty hard park. 26 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:24,620 I don't know. 27 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:27,360 Vacations with kids are always expensive. 28 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:29,940 Yeah. 29 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,620 I don't know. 30 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,720 Daddy, please. 31 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,020 I've got to take the whole family. Yes. 32 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,140 Even Grandpa. 33 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:07,080 I can't promise you grandpa will go. 34 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,720 I guess. 35 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,080 Yay! 36 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380 Yay! 37 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,320 Don't love wearing pants. 38 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,980 Never do. 39 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:18,800 Yes, Daddy. 40 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh daddy. 41 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:49,910 Thank you, Daddy. 42 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,030 Thank you. 43 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:13,740 Thank you. 44 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:51,100 Mmm. Mmm. 45 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:55,580 Mmm. Mmm. 46 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,780 Oh, yes. 47 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Oh, 48 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,400 yes. 49 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,740 Oh, yes. 50 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,820 Oh, yes. 51 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,820 Oh, my gosh. 52 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:19,510 You talked me into this, so anyway. 53 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:22,410 I know. I just want to go. I want to go to Disney World. 54 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,550 Disney World? What? 55 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,370 Disney World? What are we, little kids? 56 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:27,770 Yeah, I'm not good. I know. 57 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,170 What about, like, Alice in Adventure? 58 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:33,110 Like, this is a roller coaster. I want to go to Disney World. National 59 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,350 Mountain. National Mountain. 60 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,530 No. At least they plan to do it like that. Is that, like, where they have 61 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:37,550 mushrooms or something? 62 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,150 Oh. We could do that. 63 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,410 That's not a vacation. 64 00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:03,590 I want to take the whole two week road trip and have a blast. 65 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:05,190 But anyway. 66 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,350 Can we drive to Hawaii? 67 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,750 Thailand. 68 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,490 Okay, that's a little too far to drive. 69 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:18,730 And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for airfare. 70 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,410 I only made like a few mistakes. 71 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,990 You're staying hard in New York. 72 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,000 That's for business. 73 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,020 Yeah. She's paying for it. I am? 74 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,820 Well, yeah. 75 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,720 I want to go to Disney World. 76 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,640 Hopefully it gets her away. You know what? 77 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,360 If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down. 78 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,660 Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah. 79 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:45,860 Finally. 80 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:51,840 We are 81 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,100 going to Bali World. It's settled. 82 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,070 Yep. Are you kidding me, Dad? 83 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,310 Nope. 84 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,190 There's something there for the whole family. 85 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,750 Well, shit, at least we get to go on vacation. 86 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:15,970 And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west. 87 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:17,950 So I don't get to go on a road trip? 88 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:22,130 We can get you as far as Grandpa. Finally, I don't have to hear her. 89 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:23,570 Fuck you. 90 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:28,250 See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back 91 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,250 and spank you again. 92 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,400 Do I have to film it this time? I'm his first. 93 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,220 Okay. 94 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,580 Well, that was easy. 95 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,360 I want to go to Disney World. 96 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,520 Please, Dad. Nope. Please. Please. 97 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,200 You three couldn't agree. 98 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,360 Please. So I cast the decision. 99 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:50,140 At least whiny little bitch doesn't get away this time. 100 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,240 Kids, stop fighting. 101 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,120 I'll take away more privileges. 102 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,680 Oh, Thailand. 103 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,640 Okay, that's a little too far to drive. 104 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,500 No. And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for 105 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500 everything. 106 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:14,180 I only made, like, a few steaks. 107 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,180 You're sending her to New York. 108 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,080 That's for business. 109 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,140 Yeah. She's paying for it. I am? 110 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,900 Well, yeah. 111 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,800 I want to go to Disney World. 112 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,180 He always gets in her way. 113 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:28,860 You know what? 114 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:33,460 If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down. 115 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,760 Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah. 116 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:36,980 Finally. 117 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,460 In the end, you're going to put your foot down anyway. 118 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:46,020 We are going to Bali World itself. 119 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,060 Bali World? 120 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,020 Seriously? 121 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,200 Yep. Are you kidding me, Dad? 122 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,440 Nope. 123 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,300 There's something there for the whole family. 124 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,420 Well, sure, at least we get to go on vacation somewhere. 125 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,100 And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west. 126 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,120 So I'm going to go on a road trip? 127 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,760 We can get you as far as Grandpa. 128 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,240 Finally, I don't have to hear her. 129 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,700 Fuck you. 130 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,360 See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back 131 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360 and spank you again. 132 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,400 Do I have to film at this time? I get first. 133 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,460 Okay. 134 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,840 Well, that was easy. 135 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,440 I'll leave you guys to Disney World. 136 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:34,300 Please, Dad? Nope. Please? Please? You three couldn't agree. 137 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,580 Please? So I cast the decider. 138 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,540 At least whiny little bitch doesn't get away this time around. 139 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880 Kids, 140 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600 stop fighting. 141 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,220 I'll take away more privileges. 142 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,380 God, are we there yet? 143 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,560 We should be at Grandpa's by now. 144 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:57,820 Oh, please. 145 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:05,520 Thank you. 146 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,960 Try it. 147 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:17,240 This is your idea of how to shut me up? Yeah. 148 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,220 Thank you very much. 149 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,160 song 150 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,980 Well, I couldn't stop now. 151 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:14,900 That's too bad. 152 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:15,990 Hey, Dad. 153 00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:17,070 Come on in. 154 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:19,069 Hey, Chase. 155 00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:20,009 Hey, Grandpa. 156 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,030 What's going on, Grandpa? 157 00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:27,610 Sorry you can't make the trip with us, but take good care of Kate while we're 158 00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:28,610 gone. Oh, I will. 159 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:29,890 I'm sure. 160 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:33,710 Are you not going to hug your sister before we leave? Come on. 161 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:35,290 Grandpa. 162 00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:37,790 You ain't hugging Grandpa. 163 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,010 I know better. 164 00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:41,810 All right. 165 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,450 Take good care of her, huh? Oh, you bet. 166 00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:24,910 What did you do in the car? 167 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,490 Nothing too bad. 168 00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:31,790 Nothing too bad. 169 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,530 Well, nothing is bad. 170 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:37,310 It's all good. I got bored for a little bit. 171 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:37,909 Did you? 172 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:42,510 Yeah. And other people. And other people. 173 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,040 That's true. 174 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,960 I'll have to do something about that. 175 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,280 I 176 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:37,540 need 177 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:39,320 some room to work. 178 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,520 That's good. 179 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,520 Amen. 180 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,170 Oh yeah. 181 00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:54,950 Oh yeah. 182 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,200 Oh yeah, suck that turkey. 183 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:13,840 Suck that turkey. 184 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,740 Oh yeah. 185 00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,260 Oh my God. 186 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,560 Oh my 187 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,500 God. 188 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,660 Massive teller here. 189 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,540 Oh yeah. 190 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,980 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 191 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,760 I like it. 192 00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,150 You like putting it in my ass? 193 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,390 Yeah, I know. 194 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:41,070 I'm gonna fuck your ass. 195 00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:44,590 You're gonna fuck me in the ass. Yes, I am. 196 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:46,830 It's tight. 197 00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,630 You know it's gonna hurt. 198 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:54,750 I'll take Grandpa's cough. 199 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,050 Yeah? Yeah. 200 00:42:56,470 --> 00:42:58,130 He took it last time. 201 00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:00,570 Even though it did hurt. 202 00:43:05,610 --> 00:43:06,610 Oh yeah. 203 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:42,950 I want to see it too. 204 00:43:43,650 --> 00:43:45,010 Lay down on your back. 205 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:46,710 Lay on your back? 206 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:49,050 Okay. I want to see it. 207 00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:51,570 I want to see it sliding down. 208 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,120 I guess my thoughts got used to your cough. 209 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:04,420 I guess they did. 210 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240 Mm-hmm. 211 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,520 Oh, yeah. 212 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,920 Oh. 213 00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:26,320 Oh. Mm-hmm. 214 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,200 Oh. Oh. 215 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:29,980 Try a different position. 216 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,480 Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. 217 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,340 I want doggy. Doggy's down. 218 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,320 Mm-hmm. Oh, I like doggy. Mm-hmm. 219 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,400 Oh. 220 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:43,340 That's great. 221 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,400 Mm-hmm. 222 00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:57,810 I'll put it back in my mouth. 223 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,760 grace.com 224 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,880 Face away from me. Get on top of me. 225 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:03,460 Facing that way. 226 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,140 I want to see it right back in your ass. Okay. 227 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,600 That's it. 228 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:15,140 Oh yeah. 229 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,320 There it is. 230 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:21,860 Oh yeah. 231 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,520 There we go. Oops. 232 00:48:57,509 --> 00:49:00,290 This looks good from this point of view, I'll tell you that. 233 00:49:01,130 --> 00:49:02,130 Look at that. 234 00:49:02,570 --> 00:49:03,570 Look at that. 235 00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:08,190 Look at that cock in that ass. 236 00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:09,930 Oh, yeah. 237 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:13,010 Look. Oh, yeah. Look at that. 238 00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:15,370 Look at that. 239 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:18,310 Oh, yeah. 240 00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:19,970 Look at that ass. 241 00:49:59,850 --> 00:50:01,450 Slowly pull out. Very slowly. 242 00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:02,850 I want to see that. 243 00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:04,870 All right. Turn around. 244 00:50:06,110 --> 00:50:07,690 You've got to talk to me again. 245 00:50:09,650 --> 00:50:11,030 I feel okay. 246 00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:12,430 I can see it. 247 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,740 And he pops right back in like... 248 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:48,120 Yeah, 249 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,500 it's fucking 250 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:56,320 awesome. 251 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,560 Yeah. 252 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:28,200 Yeah. Yeah. 253 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,160 Yes. 254 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,360 I love it. 255 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,530 Yeah, you like it when I crack this deep in my ass? Yeah, I do. 256 00:53:01,030 --> 00:53:02,030 My bad. 257 00:53:02,550 --> 00:53:07,650 I'm like, ah, the cracks in the deep in your ass. 258 00:53:07,970 --> 00:53:09,230 Oh, look at my balls. 259 00:53:09,970 --> 00:53:11,070 Yeah, I hate that. 260 00:53:13,810 --> 00:53:14,810 Yeah. 261 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:08,920 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 262 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,040 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 263 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:13,520 Mm-hmm. Mm 264 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:22,520 -hmm. 265 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:42,799 That's it. 266 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:43,800 There you go. 267 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,600 Alright, give me a minute. 268 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,020 There we go. 269 00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:48,420 That's it for today. 270 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,300 And you're caught. 271 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,238 Was I? 272 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,240 Yeah. 273 00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:42,710 Yeah, I like it. You 274 00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:46,530 like it? 275 00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:48,570 So do I. 276 00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:05,140 Oh, my God, yes. 277 00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:08,020 Oh, yes. 278 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,220 Oh, my God. 279 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,740 Oh, my God. 280 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,140 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, 281 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,840 my God. 282 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:25,500 Oh, my God. 283 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,840 It doesn't hurt anymore, does it? It feels good, doesn't it? 284 00:58:28,790 --> 00:58:31,710 If you fuck me hard enough I might cum. 285 00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:33,150 You think so? Yeah. 286 01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:10,390 Let me see that asshole. Let me see that asshole. 287 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:12,230 Is that asshole open? 288 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,310 Look at that. 289 01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:20,930 Such a pretty little asshole. 290 01:00:31,090 --> 01:00:32,090 Let's see. 291 01:01:21,819 --> 01:01:25,000 oh my god 292 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:38,770 Oh, wow. 293 01:01:42,810 --> 01:01:44,490 That was a lot. 294 01:01:46,590 --> 01:01:51,150 I feel kind of funny. 295 01:01:51,390 --> 01:01:55,170 Oh, shit. 296 01:02:02,569 --> 01:02:03,569 Grandpa? 297 01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:06,550 Grandpa. Oh my god. 298 01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:08,670 Oh my god. 299 01:02:16,010 --> 01:02:17,010 Dad? 300 01:02:17,630 --> 01:02:21,490 Dad, uh, Grandpa, I don't think, I think something's wrong with Grandpa. He just, 301 01:02:21,690 --> 01:02:26,750 he like, just, he like passed out. I don't know what's wrong with him. We 302 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:29,110 need to come back. We need to take him to the hospital or something. 303 01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:32,930 Okay. Alright, please hurry, please hurry. 304 01:02:34,510 --> 01:02:35,510 Fuck. 305 01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:41,390 I can't believe we're having to do this. 306 01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:44,370 It's your sister's fault. 307 01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:47,290 We thought it had to be something. 308 01:02:48,310 --> 01:02:49,530 You're just being gentle. 309 01:02:50,950 --> 01:02:51,950 Action. 310 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,520 How did this happen? 311 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:33,240 I don't know. I was fucking him and all of a sudden he just fell over. He was 312 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,440 like in a coma or something. 313 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:39,200 I guess he died, but I tried waking him back up. 314 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,560 You fucked my father to death. 315 01:03:42,180 --> 01:03:43,180 Oh my God. 316 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:45,700 What are you doing? Be careful. 317 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,380 You probably had a heart attack. 318 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:50,840 I didn't mean to. 319 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:54,020 Sure you did. Did you say heart attack or heart attack? 320 01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,060 Sorry, 321 01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:01,440 I have to add a little bit of levity to that. I mean, fuck. 322 01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:04,180 Well, where are we going to take him? 323 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:07,660 I don't know, because I'll be goddamned if I'm going to ruin my vacation over 324 01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:09,400 that old fart. I don't know, if I'm in Hollywood. 325 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:14,920 What about, can we just, like, jump off out of the house like a male would do 326 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:15,920 with him? 327 01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,380 She's liable to fuck him three or four times and then put him in a meat 328 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,020 grinder. That's not away from a guy band. 329 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,960 I mean, it solves the problem, though. 330 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,320 I should think of my Uncle Phil's house. 331 01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:31,140 Yeah, in a day or two, he comes and goes enough. 332 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:32,780 Yeah. Wait. 333 01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:39,760 Isn't Uncle Dick out of the country? 334 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:42,100 You know what? 335 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,840 Oh, my God, he is. 336 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,740 He doesn't notice anything, and he's here. 337 01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:52,460 Let's put him in his van. We'll drop him off at Uncle Phil's or Uncle Dick's on 338 01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:53,379 the way. 339 01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:56,080 And that way Kate can still make her flight. 340 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,800 Yeah. And we'll have a funeral when we get back. 341 01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:01,120 Oh, my God. He'll keep that long. 342 01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:03,200 Yeah, we can't miss our vacation. 343 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,060 Right? I bet she has a smile on her casket. 344 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:12,880 You shouldn't be joking. 345 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:15,700 No. Well, yeah, you should. 346 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,200 At least I got one last time in. 347 01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:20,460 He came and went at the same time. 348 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:21,700 Yeah. 349 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,080 I have to make that my life goal. 350 01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:27,400 Hopefully many years from now. 351 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,220 It's going to be okay, I promise. 352 01:05:31,860 --> 01:05:34,580 I just feel fucking so bad. 353 01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:41,480 I was just fucking him and then we just fell over. 354 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,240 It's okay, at least it went out in a good way. 355 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:48,540 Yeah, but why'd it have to be me? 356 01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,520 I know, I'm so sorry. 357 01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:00,970 Get up there and do it again. 358 01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,090 You're so cute. 359 01:06:04,490 --> 01:06:06,610 Oh, thank you. 360 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:13,670 Maybe I can take this dress off you. 361 01:06:14,270 --> 01:06:15,270 Yeah. 362 01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:17,290 How about we try this? 363 01:06:17,530 --> 01:06:19,130 Let's hope I don't do this to you now. 364 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:22,390 Give me a hug. 365 01:08:21,150 --> 01:08:22,150 Everything's going to be okay. 366 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,680 Oh, yes. 367 01:10:14,410 --> 01:10:15,410 Everything, oh. 368 01:10:17,770 --> 01:10:20,870 What did I just walk in on? 369 01:10:21,830 --> 01:10:22,830 Oh my God. 370 01:10:23,210 --> 01:10:25,350 Haven't you done enough damage for the night, young lady? 371 01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:27,470 No, but I'm trying to make her feel better. 372 01:10:27,810 --> 01:10:28,810 That's probably about her. 373 01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:32,450 She's just helping me. 374 01:10:34,890 --> 01:10:38,090 Well, we can give you a little more help. 375 01:10:40,750 --> 01:10:43,450 Can I help you out with this? 376 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:44,900 Yeah. 377 01:11:35,139 --> 01:11:37,260 Oh, Dad. 378 01:12:19,470 --> 01:12:21,750 I'm so glad we can get together as a family. 379 01:12:22,190 --> 01:12:23,190 Me too. 380 01:12:27,310 --> 01:12:29,290 A whole family, no less. 381 01:12:58,890 --> 01:12:59,890 Oh, yes. 382 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,640 Thank you. 383 01:15:29,710 --> 01:15:30,710 Oh, yeah. 384 01:15:30,890 --> 01:15:31,950 Oh, yeah. 385 01:15:32,350 --> 01:15:33,350 Oh, yeah. 386 01:15:34,110 --> 01:15:35,130 Hell yeah, Pop. 387 01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:36,970 Why not? 388 01:15:37,670 --> 01:15:39,470 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 389 01:16:23,790 --> 01:16:24,990 Daddy? Yes, Daddy? 390 01:16:25,610 --> 01:16:26,610 Mommy, yes, Daddy? 391 01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:28,010 Mommy? 392 01:16:29,450 --> 01:16:32,770 Why don't you ride me for a minute so you can watch your brother fuck your 393 01:16:32,770 --> 01:16:33,770 sister? 394 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,140 fellow birdie, never mind. 395 01:33:12,870 --> 01:33:14,090 Oh, yeah. 396 01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:25,300 It's looking that way for sure. Oh, man, it feels so good. 397 01:42:00,270 --> 01:42:01,270 That was so great. 398 01:42:01,510 --> 01:42:03,810 You are definitely the best babysitter ever. 399 01:42:04,210 --> 01:42:08,630 You know, I've been really wanting to talk to you about that. I really want to 400 01:42:08,630 --> 01:42:12,130 be, you know, your number one, your only babysitter. 401 01:42:12,830 --> 01:42:15,470 I'm probably going to have to tell your wife about us. 402 01:42:17,410 --> 01:42:21,390 Oh, you don't have to do that. You'll always be my number one sitter. 403 01:42:21,650 --> 01:42:22,650 Oh, good. 404 01:42:41,070 --> 01:42:43,810 Making sure that you'll never be able to tell my wife. 405 01:42:44,350 --> 01:42:47,570 At least not until we're long gone. 406 01:44:16,620 --> 01:44:17,459 What are you doing? 407 01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:20,340 Um... He's dead! 408 01:44:21,100 --> 01:44:23,980 Yeah, but it took... What the fuck? 409 01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:25,200 It didn't take a car. 410 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:28,160 Yeah, that shouldn't be anyway. 411 01:44:28,460 --> 01:44:29,460 What was that? 412 01:44:52,430 --> 01:44:53,870 Are you becoming the family necrophilia? 413 01:45:25,290 --> 01:45:26,290 What? Griff is moving. 414 01:45:26,670 --> 01:45:27,970 Griff is alive, Dad. 415 01:45:28,410 --> 01:45:31,130 I stroked him back to life. 25412