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Help... me...

Help me, Sota.

Help me, Sota!

You're late!

Good evening, Sota!

Hurry up and have a seat!

Mahjong?

Strip Mahjong?

I'm gonna lose so I need a pinch hitter.

No way!

But there's a prize for the winner.

Huh?

Winner gets to do annnnything they want with Sota!

Absolutely not!

But out of curiosity. Who's winning right now?

Okay, fine. Let's do this.

But if I win,

one of you has to take on my cooking, laundry,

and shopping duties for a month.

- Those are some pretty heavy stakes, man. - Mmm.

You realize that and you're still gonna do this to me?!

All right, shall we get started?

I'll explain the rules!

Whoever scores the least points has to lose an item of clothing.

Under 5000 points, you lose your bra.

Zero points, lose your underwear.

You can also just concede.

Like Kyoka did right away!

H-Hey, what gives?

Ron!

Tsumo!

Ron!

Now that you're in the negatives, Sakura,

- that means you're out of the game. - What?!

Oh, I see how it is!

You really wanna see me naked that bad, huh, Sota?!

Sakura, please! You can just concede!

Don't ruin your cute vibe!

Well, if you say so, Sota.

Oh, what's this?

Oh my, looks like I win.

Ah, so I... guess it wasn't Sota, after all...

Aha, but we still haven't gotten to me!

That's right, Julia. You haven't gotten to go yet.

There's still half a game to go!

Okay, I concede. I'm real sleepy.

Kaoru, take over for me, okay?

- Huh? - Rest of my game's yours.

Bwuh?!

- Good night! - Hey...!

Romo! Fujiyama! 50,000 points!

That's not a real call!

If you don't know the rules then don't play!

I'll choose the captain, and then help her with her chores...

Julia...

Oh, no...

Tsumo! One, two thousand.

Nice. At this rate, I'll have the highest combined score.

I'll choose the captain, and then help her with her chores...

Huh? Um... I've got...

Ron. All Green... Four Concealed Triplets... Single-tile wait...

Well, take your time, then.

Hang in there, Sota!

Man, this is so silly.

G'night, sis.

Y-Yeah, seriously! We're brother and sister!

Heh, you're tiny as ever, huh, Sota?

Leave me alone.

I mean, you can at least gimme a kiss, right?

Huh?! Hey now...

If you just... gave me a kiss.

I could sleep.

Tongue?

Hey, um... sis...?

What... IS this?

She's so wet...

S-Sota... I...

I know I'm her little brother...

but if she keeps this up, I...

No... I'm just her stepbrother...

I'm gonna...

I'm going back to my room.

What was THAT about?!