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What's the matter, Marie?
You've got this look like the world's about to end.
It is gonna end.
It feels like it.
What happened?
You know my boyfriend?
Yeah.
Well, he cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Marie, kiddo.
I mean, I thought I was, you know, I'm pretty.
Yes, you're very pretty.
I just don't understand. It's like, boys just... All they do is think what
they're sick.
I'm sorry for my bad language, but I mean, it's true.
I know. I was a boy once, too.
And eventually, you're going to find somebody who's going to be perfect for
you. Trust me.
I just feel like my clock is ticking. I'm in college, you know, so I'm getting
older. I want to get married after college and have kids.
Yeah. You know? So, like, how is this ever going to happen? We were together
for, like, four years.
It's going to be all right, kiddo. It'll work out. I'm sure.
Are you sure, Daddy?
Yes.
You're a bright, pretty young lady.
Thank you.
And you've got your shit together for the most part.
I'm trying.
Any man would be stupid not to like you.
Daddy, goodbye.
You seriously know what to say to make me feel better.
I try.
I love you so much.
I love you too, kiddo.
You feel better now?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to go take a shower.
Okay. And... Thanks, Daddy.
You're welcome.
You're my daughter, no.
Daddy.
No.
What the hell was the matter with you? I think no means yes.
That's how the boys at my college play.
Come on, Daddy, don't suck your dick.
No, no. I really want to suck it.
Let me suck your dick, Daddy. She's not going to be home anytime soon.
She said at least a few hours.
I need to keep sucking. I know you like it.
No, no, no.
I know I suck it better than mommy.
I'll kiss you nice and hard.
Do you know what I'm going to make you do with all the fucking cum that you
have in your balls?
No.
You could get pregnant.
You see, the thing is, Daddy, I'm actually in birth control.
So now you can actually feel my tight little pussy and not have to worry about
it.
You know I'm going to make you cum, Daddy.
All over your little girl's face.
I don't know.
You gonna scrub me, Daddy?
You're wrong. You're my daughter.
I love things that are wrong.
Your fucking cock tastes so yummy.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Nice hard cock of yours.
You taste so fucking yummy. Oh, you taste so fucking yummy.
Yeah, Teddy.
Yeah. I'm gonna make you squirt all over my fucking face.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
What are you doing?
And that means you need to give me more cum.
I can't. You need to give me more. I can't cum anymore.
No. No, no, no. What do you mean you can't cum anymore?
You've taken all I got.
Well, I'm going to call mom then and tell her all about this little
situation. No, you can't. I can't. Oh, I know.
There's no way I can do this again.
So am I going to be your dirty little cum slut?
With that big old daddy look.
No. Well, I guess that means the deal is settled then. I am officially your dirty
little cum slut.
Well, since I'm officially your little cum slut and I need calm,
I have something for you, Daddy.
You wait right here, okay?
What's this?
Just swallow it.
You can give me more of this.
Love you, Daddy.
We'll be playing very, very soon.
I told you I was back for it.
You can't do this.
Hi, Daddy.
Come on, it's not that bad. We both know that you have a mind up here and a mind
down here. It's two different personas.
This is not wrong at all.
This is the same thing.
Right?
Prince is so excited that I'm back from college.
Is that what started all this?
Well, my boyfriend's not fucking me anymore.
I know I do it better than mommy.
Make your cock all nice and hard.
And guess what?
This time, you're going to get to feel your daughter's tight pussy.
Oh, fuck. Isn't that going to feel so good?
No.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
See? I've been hearing all problems with you and Mom, and you just hit rock solid
for me instantly.
And I even wore these cropless lingerie.
Oh, my God.
You're incorrigible.
Daddy,
are you excited to fly it in your daughter's tight, Lucy?
You know how a college girl knows how to fuck.
Oh, daddy.
Oh, daddy.
I even have a trick I can show you, Daddy.
I can fly right around on that cock.
Yeah, I can't stop you.
Did he swallow your cock, Daddy?
Yes, I did.
Look at it. Danny got attention from me.
She might be part of me, but she's definitely not me.
You
remember
how you put your fucking cum all over my face?
No. Well, I have other ideas for your cum this time.
I don't fucking want for real. You're gripping your big fat cock.
Oh, it's so big. It's probably gonna rip my little pussy.
I bet you fucking love that.
Knowing that you're gonna rip your fucking daughter's tight fucking little
pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You give me all your colors.
You know mommy doesn't lay it on you like this.
You know she doesn't fucking lay it on you like this.
And yeah, and yeah, you've been wanting this pussy forever.
I know you've been wanting this fucking pussy to fill it up with all your
fucking cum. Fill it into my fucking pussy.
And yeah, I want all of that fucking cum in my pussy.
And yeah, you want to squirt your brave fat load. Let me drain your fucking
balls. Drain it right into my fucking womb.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
your fucking cough dry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
How did it feel feeling your daughter's young, tired pussy?
Okay, that's right. Now we're going to get real fucking crazy.
Oh yeah, put your cup back into my cup. No, no, no.
Oh my God, no.
did my job mom's gonna kill us for breaking her bed then
maybe we should go break in the new couch oh my god
let's go break the fucking couch in
Big daddy dick.
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
You're fucking dry.
My mom hasn't been keeping you all in shape sexually for the last few years.
How much any man can...
Boy, you like the way you swallow that cup?
Oh, fuck that.
Oh,
fuck.
Enough already. My balls are already
blue. Enough already of the blood, child?
You want me to just get on top of you?
I can't take any more of this.
You're biting daddy.
Somebody's getting excited.
You get to release your inhibition.
Fuck that cum-filled fucking pussy. Yeah, that's all you're fucking coming
Thank you.
Mommy.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not on birth control.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Go to your room.
But Daddy.
Go to your room.
Fine.
It's going to be such a pretty baby.
That was the weirdest dream.
Okay.
It was, well, it was kind of naughty.
And that surprises me. Why?
Well, I guess it shouldn't by now. But basically, it was you and me, and
we were, you know, having sex together.
Okay, so why is that weird?
Uh, I don't know. Maybe because you're my daddy.
It's not like it's not something that hasn't happened before. I mean...
Well... Or was there something weird that we did? Is that it?
No, but it made me want to, I don't know, try it.
Okay.
Well, I'm not going to turn you down, I don't think.
That would be a... That would be a dumb idea on my part, actually.
Okay.
She's going right to it.
Must have been one hell of a dream.
It was.
It was really hot.
I'm happy.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm liking the sound of this.
You liking it?
You know it.
You should have dreams like this more often.
I can't control my dreams, Daddy.
Can I suck on it a little bit?
I thought you'd never ask
practicing or something?
Only in my dreams.
I'm as shy as I used to be.
Couldn't stop being shy after a couple of times.
Thank you.
You're nice and wet, Daddy.
So are you.
Oh, my God.
You can slide that over my hand.
Oh.
Fuck.
Let
me
show you this, Daddy.
You know it.
I figured this little guy's saying he's enjoying it.
Holy fuck.
Seems like you're enjoying it too.
Oh, fuck.
I'm a quick study.
Oh, God.
Hmm. She'll probably get naked, huh?
Probably.
I mean, we don't want to make a mess of the dress.
I don't know. The dress is probably already a mess.
Yeah, you kind of got me thinking.
Rather than not paying enough attention to you, maybe we should just turn those
dreams into reality ahead of time.
I thought we already turned them into reality.
Was once enough for you?
No, but... See?
I'm trying to be proactive here.
That is my job, right?
It's supposed to be. I'm supposed to take care of my little girl any way I
have to. Or need to. Or want to. Or any of those, actually.
No?
Alright.
Well, don't make it sound such a chore. I mean, I could just send you back to
school. No.
No? No.
Okay. I mean, I could just say, well, you know what? No coming into my bedroom
for the next six months?
You wouldn't.
I could.
You wouldn't.
See? So it was once really enough.
No.
Told ya.
Ah.
That's why I'm the one with the brains here.
I think.
Maybe. I don't know.
I'm the one going to school.
I'm the one at home in the middle of the day and not having to worry about bills.
Touche.
Not to mention the fact that I'm the one paying for your high-end fucking
parochial bullshit.
Had to be in the good school, didn't ya? But anyway.
I digress.
You have just way, way,
way too many clothes.
You know that, right?
Is that an invitation for me to take them off?
Well, no. I figured you'd leave them on and just... I could leave them on and
just... Are you talking to me?
Are you going to fast me all day long?
Maybe.
Okay, well, I'll just take my dick and go home.
No. Oh, wait, I already am home.
No?
Okay, then.
Why do you have to be such a smartass?
I guess I get it from my dad.
In more ways than one.
Oh, wait, that was a smartass comment.
way too many clothes.
That's much better.
Is it me or have your boobs gotten bigger?
They have gotten bigger.
Those should come with instructions though.
They do come with instructions.
Really? Yes.
I need to go back to school.
Why do you look, like, nervous and all?
I don't know. It's in my room.
It's not the first time.
No, but it's usually in your room.
Is your bed not big enough? I mean, come on.
It's a little small.
And you're not?
See? Leave you too many openings.
See, now, isn't this a good way to come home from school?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah.
You don't sound convinced yet.
I mean, there's a couple better ways, but this is a good way, too. There's a
couple better ways, huh?
Yeah, I mean, I could come home to a million dollars.
You'd take a million dollars over time with Dad.
Oh, now I really am going to take my penis and go home.
No, you won't.
Watch me.
Okay, I lied.
See, now we almost match.
I think you're undressed on the wrong end, though.
No. On top side.
Right. The bottom.
Exactly. So, you know, I've got the top, you've got the bottom.
I guess that works, because then you can be on top and I'll be on the bottom.
That sounded good.
No?
Yeah, I guess.
We should probably take these off.
Of course, we wouldn't want to mess up your bed, now would we?
I sleep in here, obviously not.
Whoever would have thought a nightmare would turn into a fantasy?
Who said it was a nightmare?
Well, that's what I thought it was the very first night.
I really do know how to take care of Daddy, though.
I do my best.
Oh, so Mae didn't wear panties to school today?
I was hoping Jimmy Long would fill me up from the hallway.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So you're being a perv in school.
I guess you're going to have to punish me for it.
You won't have to ask me twice.
I like spanking your butt.
I'm over here leaving you. You're speechless.
Well,
mine's a bit more sensitive than yours is.
I wouldn't say that.
Thought you said yours was more sensitive than mine.
Mine is more sensitive than yours.
Holy fuck. Are you sure about that?
Maybe.
You haven't even put your mouth on it yet. Come on now.
See? There you go, Daddy.
Now my mouth has been on it.
You're so much better than your mom.
Don't let mommy say that.
Don't let mom see you do that.
I don't know which one of us is getting in more trouble.
Probably you.
Fuck.
But it's so worth it.
Yeah.
remember to get on the
It was kind of naughty.
And that surprises me. Why?
Well, I guess it shouldn't by now.
But basically, it was you and me, and we were, you
know, having sex together.
Okay, so why is that weird?
I don't know. Maybe because you're my daddy.
It's not like it's not something that hasn't happened before, I mean...
Well... Or was there something weird that we did, is that it?
No, but it did, um, it made me want to, I don't know, try it.
Okay.
Well, I'm not going to turn you down.
That would be a...
That would be a dumb idea on my part, actually.
Okay.
She's going right to it.
Must have been one hell of a dream.
It was.
It was really hot and heavy.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm liking the sound of this.
You liking that?
You know it.
You should have dreams like this more often.
I can't control my dreams, Daddy.
Can I suck on it a little bit?
I thought you'd never ask.
practicing or something.
Only in my dreams.
Damn.
Definitely not as shy as I used to be.
I'm going to stop being shy after a couple of turns.
Oh God.
You're nice and wet, Daddy.
So are you.
Oh, my God.
Why is that over my hand?
Bet you there's something going on.
I'll slide in.
Oh, fuck.
Let me show you this,
Daddy. You know it.
I figured this little guy's saying he's enjoying it.
Holy fuck.
Seems like you're enjoying it too.
Bye.
I like thick study.
Mm-hmm
You should probably get naked, huh?
Probably.
I mean, we don't want to make a mess of the dress.
I know. The dress is probably already a mess.
I do.
As good as your dream?
Better.
Dad?
Hey, kiddo. What are you doing in my room?
Well, your dreams the other day kind of got me thinking.
not pay enough attention to you.
Maybe we should just turn those dreams into reality ahead of time.
I thought we already turned them into reality.
Was once enough for you?
No, but... See?
I'm trying to be proactive here.
That is my job, right?
It's supposed to be. I'm supposed to take care of my little girl any way I
have to. Or need to. Or want to.
Or... Any of those, actually.
No?
All right.
Well, don't make it sound like such a chore. I mean, I could just send you
back to school.
No. No? No.
Okay. I mean, I could just say, well, you know what? No coming into my bedroom
for the next six months?
You wouldn't.
I could.
You wouldn't.
See?
So, was once really enough?
No.
Told ya.
That's why I'm the one with the brains here.
I think.
Maybe. I don't know.
I'm the one going to school.
I'm the one at home in the middle of the day and not having to worry about bills.
Touche.
Not to mention the fact that I'm the one paying for your high-end fucking
parochial bullshit.
Had to be in the good school, didn't you? But anyway, I digress.
You have just way, way, way too many
clothes on.
You know that, right?
Is that an invitation for me to take them off?
Well, no. I figured you'd leave them on and just... I could leave them on and
just... Are you sassing me?
Are you going to sass me all day long?
Maybe.
Okay, well, I'll just take my dick and go home.
No. Oh, wait, I already am.
No?
Okay, then.
Why do you have to be such a smartass?
I guess I get it from my dad.
In more ways than one.
Oh, wait, that was a smartass comment, wasn't it?
Yes.
Way too...
Is it me, or have your boobs gotten bigger?
They have gotten bigger.
Those should come with instructions, though.
They do come with instructions.
Really? Yeah.
I need to go back to school.
Why do you look, like, nervous and all?
I don't know. Because it's in my room.
It's not the first time.
No, but it's usually in your room.
Is your bed not big enough? I mean, come on.
It's a little small.
And you're not?
See? Leaving too many openings.
See, now, isn't this a good way to come home from school?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah.
You don't sound convinced yet. I mean, there's a couple better ways, but this
is a good way, too. There's a couple better ways, huh?
Yeah, I mean, I could come home to a million dollars.
You'd take a million dollars over time with Dad.
Oh, now I really am going to take my penis and go home.
No, you won't.
Watch me.
Okay, I lied.
See, now we almost match.
I think you're undressed on the wrong end, though.
No. On top side.
Right. The bottom.
Exactly. So, you know, I've got the top, you've got the bottom.
I guess that works, because then you can be on top and I'll be on the bottom.
That sounded good.
No?
Yeah, I guess.
We should probably take these off.
Of course, we wouldn't want to mess up your bed, now would we?
I sleep in here, obviously not.
would turn into a fantasy.
Who said it was a nightmare?
Well, that's what I thought it was the very first night.
You really do know how to take care of daddy, though.
I do my best.
Oh, somebody didn't wear panties to school today?
I was hoping Jimmy Long would fill me up from the hallway.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So you're being a perv in school.
I guess you're going to have to punish me for it.
You won't have to ask me twice.
I like spanking you, bud.
I'm over here leaving you speechless.
Well, mine's a bit more sensitive than yours is.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
Thought you said yours was more sensitive than mine.
Mine is more sensitive than yours.
Holy fuck. Are you sure about that?
Maybe.
You haven't even put your mouth on it yet. Come on now.
See there you go daddy.
Now my mouth has been on it.
Don't let mom see you say that.
Don't let mom see you do that.
I don't know which one of us is getting in more trouble.
Probably you.
Fuck.
But it's so worth it.
But you did remember to get on the pedal.
Halfway across the country.
Well, you know, they say you have to travel to get a better education.
For some reason, it doesn't come from where you already live.
I'll beg to differ on that, but okay.
All right.
Anyways, I... I wish you'd gone to school closer, though. I do, too.
I missed you.
I missed you, too.
God.
I think I might just transfer, though, just to be with you again.
That would be nice. You know I miss all of our fun times together.
Oh, so do I.
Believe me, so do I.
Can I give you a welcome home gift, Abby?
I'm not going to turn down a present, for sure. From me to you, but does it
matter what kind of present it is?
It's not going to blow up or make a mess of the house, right?
It might.
You're not going to burn the house down?
Oh, no.
Okay. I'll put the kerosene and matches away.
Oh, dear God. She's home.
I need to check and make sure I paid the house insurance.
Yes, you do.
I actually started collecting empty beer bottles for some Molo cocktails.
Don't let home win, though. No, I won't.
So what's the present that's going to possibly blow up?
I don't know.
I was thinking maybe... It's been so
good. I made the Dean's List and everything.
As long as it's been, I'm definitely not going to say no.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Because it's been, like, forever.
I know it's been forever. It's been two years.
I'm sorry I fucked off and went to that music festival that summer.
That's right.
Instead of coming home and seeing you like a good little daughter.
And then you missed Christmas.
I missed Christmas.
I also missed spring break.
But the strippers in Daytona are just so fun.
I'm not going to... Oh, my God.
I'll bet you forgive me after this.
I bet you I've already forgiven you.
Baby's home.
How do we get these off?
Wow, are you that out of practice?
No, I'm just not going to college for rocket science. Jesus, forgive me.
Oh, Daddy, I miss you so much.
I think I missed you more.
I've forgotten how naughty you can be.
I didn't.
Especially not since I let all the college kids run trains on me.
What?
What was that? Never mind, I said that. I didn't say anything.
But one of the main reasons I made the Dean's List is because I may have fucked
the Dean.
Are you serious?
Why do you think I know how to suck dick this well?
Because I'm a whore.
Shame on you. Don't shame me.
Don't you know that slut shaming isn't a thing anymore?
Oh, my God.
Hashtag me too.
Oh, fuck.
to have serious second thoughts about California.
Oh, really?
How so?
Oh, fuck.
You've come back almost insatiable.
You like that don't you?
You know I do.
Ah.
Why don't you do something special for Daddy?
What's that?
Let Daddy lay down so you can sit on his face.
Okay.
Be gentle with me, Daddy.
Oh daddy, I feel so good.
I like the way you treat your little girl.
I missed you too, Daddy.
That's it. I'm a good little girl.
You need lube and you can just do spit.
Oh, Daddy, you're coming.
Holy shit.
That's a lot of cum.
Oh, that's just pre-cum.
I can't wait to feel that pussy right around my cock. When?
Whenever you're ready, young lady. I am ready.
I want it.
Daddy,
I missed you.
So this is what you were after all along. Don't act stupid when you said
pot of gold.
Who's acting?
Not me.
Oh, Daddy, I like it when you touch my pot of gold.
It's turning into a honey pot now.
A drippy one.
Oh, yeah.
I like it when you play with my titties.
I know you do.
You like it when I play with all of you, don't you?
Oh, you know it.
There you go.
Easy access.
You're all about that easy access.
I am easy access.
Shame on you.
No.
Don't you know slut shaming's not a thing anymore?
So I've been told.
Tickle.
Just a little bit.
I like it when you tickle me, though, Daddy.
Do you? It reminds me of when I was younger.
Shame on you.
You've been having these thoughts way too long.
I have.
It was just a fantasy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
Am I brightening up a rainy day yet?
I think I was supposed to be the one doing that.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
That feels good.
Does it?
Yeah.
A couple other things that might feel good.
oh i think it i think you can drop your pants that will help
and then i'll drop to my knees
Oh, fuck yeah.
Fuck
yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Daddy, good little cocksucker, huh?
You know it.
You're getting all messy.
You keep that up, I'm never gonna make it to the pot of gold.
Oh, fuck.
Oh,
am I stinging nothing?
Oh,
you never let me play on this thing, but now you're going to fuck me on it?
Is that a problem? No.
Give it to me on this fucking bike.
Mom, I'm gonna divorce you over this thing.
She'd probably divorce me over this, too.
Now she's got two things in the garage she's gonna divorce you over.
That's it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck, yes.
And that fucking little pot of gold.
just like this if we that means we do it every day
God.
You're like a dirty biker whore.
I think I've earned...
Well,
all the boys in high school did nickname me Cum Garage.
What? Yeah!
I should have punished you even more.
Oh, too bad.
We can save that for next time.
God, my little pussy is so wet right now.
Thinking about daddy's cum shooting deep
into my fertile little womb.
It's nothing like cum.
Especially inside my sweet little pussy.
Oh god.
college girl returning home.
Mommy will never know how far daddy is shooting
his gun, my pussy.
Oh god.
He has no idea what he has coming.
Literally.
It's so fucking wet.
Who knows how I'll let daddy get it.
Maybe in doggies.
Maybe it's working right on his cock.
Until he can't take it anymore. Until he just squirts
right into my little tight pussy.
Daddy wants to play as much as I do.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Today's gonna be a good fucking day.
Oh, fuck.
Okay,
so, I guess I'll start with you. What was your favorite part of the theme? All
of it. Really?
Probably the cum in my pussy, because I love my fertile womb being filled up
with soft cum. So you like, yeah, that's good. You already know that. I do. Oh,
my God. So your headlights are strong. Yes.
Yes, they are. I have to turn them off.
I'm going to have to... Hey, hey, hey.
All right, wait a minute here.
Okay, we can focus. We can do this. Right, we can do this. We can do this.
Hopefully. Maybe. I don't know.
You're going to make me crack up again.
Okay. Well, I have to say that for me, my favorite part of the scene was
probably you on top on the bed. I know. That's always fun.
Kicking back, relaxing. No, no, no, no. It wasn't the relaxing. It was like just
looking up and... Watching your tip bounce.
Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
You got to grab them. Then there's the whole liking how wet you get, but that's
the first one.
Shh. Don't tell anybody I said that.
And then, well, yeah, that's the other thing. Nobody can do that right now.
Yeah, we should talk. Yeah, we should. We should talk. See that?
That like, oh, she's going again, folks.
This is going to be a long day.
Yeah, that.
See that right there?
That's the best part. That part.
For me.
Well, that. You were a great dad.
You were great. Thank you for getting me pregnant.
Well, we don't know it worked that quick, do we? Yeah, it worked that
quick. I'm pregnant. I am two minutes pregnant.
Now I am dead. I know.
I feel the bump growing.
Should we charge extra for that? Yeah.
We're going to need some child support.
We need some child support.
I'm already purporting my child. You're sitting on my lap.
Oh, thank you,
brother-son.
Or sister-daughter. We're incorrigible.
Sister-daughter, huh?
How the fuck would that work?
I guess it's no different than Uncle Daddy.
Hey, don't rub my pregnant belly.
I got him pregnant.
Backfire. Okay.
Alright.
We can't do this. We've gone way past.
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