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So why are we here today?

Because we're supposed to be going on a family vacation and all she wants to do

is work.

All I want to do is work? Yeah. With Amy?

Someone has to make the money in this family. I think I do pretty good with

every enterprise that I've got going. Oh, enterprise.

Okay. I pay the bills.

Yeah, you pay the bills and you also fuck our daughter.

But that's...

Oh, yes. Oh, yes, Daddy.

Oh, yes, I'm going to come. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, yes.

Yes, he made me come.

Fucks our daughter.

Why do you feel it's okay for you to do that?

Yeah, explain to her why it's okay for you to fuck our daughter.

Go.

I don't know.

It's one of those attractions that you just... Can we save this for another

therapy session?

No. It isn't about me, it's about vacation.

I paid a lot of money for this therapy session.

With my credit card.

Yeah, okay. The one that gets declined everywhere.

Oh, please.

Too busy.

Spending money on Hope.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, okay.

When you say he spoiled your daughter, how does he do it, though?

Really?

What? Let me guess. Hope taxed you?

No, it's business.

Oh, yeah, business. Okay.

He spoiled her.

He'll get her anything. He takes her out to dinner. He buys her whatever.

been on vacation in a long time.

Yeah.

Do you think maybe we could go on vacation?

I mean, I got all A's.

I'll have to think about it.

Think about it, Daddy.

I'll think hard about it.

Oh, you are hard.

It's your fault.

Well... How about this? If you want to come today, you have to pinky promise me

that we can go on vacation.

Pinky promise, Daddy?

Look at this. You know you want me to do more.

You can try the pretty hard part.

I don't know.

Vacation with the kids is always expensive.

Yeah.

Even Grandpa.

I can't promise you Grandpa will go.

I guess.

Yay!

Yay!

Why don't you do these things for your wife?

Because she's always all over the country chasing down these stupid

fucking antiques.

It's my job.

I got promoted. He's jealous.

I am not jealous.

Someone has to handle the big loads at work.

It's probably not all you're handling.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

See, this is why I think we need a vacation, so we can all spend quality

time together as a family. No.

I don't have time for that. I explained to you.

It's all you do is bitch.

Really?

All I do is bitch. It's all you do is bitch.

That is not all I do. Oh, yeah, bitch and fuck our daughter. You're right.

That's not all that you do. You're right. Maybe if you were home more

often. Oh, then you wouldn't fuck our daughter?

If I didn't have to work so much, you wouldn't go home and fuck Hope.

No. Oh.

Yeah, okay.

I have to have something to entertain me, right?

Videos sex with each other? I suggested that.

But then he just watches porn instead.

I don't have time to watch porn. Yeah, okay.

Obviously you do. I mean, what else would make you fuck our daughter?

you should stop having relations with your daughter and start paying more

attention to your wife.

Yeah. Then she should go on vacation with us. The fact that I'm working my

ass off every day.

No, you're not. Yes, I am. It's still right there.

I'm working my ass off every day.

I bring home all the money. I bring home all the money.

All of it. Is this true?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. Whatever little bit that he makes.

He spends it on Hope. Hope, Hope, Hope, Hope, Hope.

She is our daughter after all. Oh, yeah.

She's sticking in our daughter's vagina.

She likes it more than you do.

Oh, Jesus.

Some of us are busy and we're tired when we get home.

Maybe if you spoiled me like you spoiled Hope, I'd actually open my life. Maybe

if I spoil you? Come on.

I bought you a car.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

We live in a nice house.

A car that hopes.

feels all the time.

Not after I bought her the new one.

You know what I mean? Maybe you should start paying more attention to your wife

and less attention to your daughter sexually and you may not have as many

issues. Yeah.

All I'm saying is she should just go on vacation with us. Oh, go on vacation so

I can hang out with you and Hope.

And the rest of the family. Come on, it'll be fun.

Maybe I can like walk in on you guys banging.

Wouldn't that be cute?

That would never happen.

No. It's not that I know of.

I saw that one time.

And you don't seem to deny it, so.

Huh? I'm sorry.

You don't seem to deny it.

I'm thinking about vacation. Yeah, he's thinking about going

home and banging Hope again.

No, I'm thinking about vacation.

Just say you'll meet us in fucking Arizona and we'll be good.

I told you, I can't go to Arizona.

I have to work.

Yeah. Something that people do to make money so I can pay the bills.

So we can take a vacation.

So we can take a vacation.

Let's go. Come on.

Try this.

Therapy doesn't seem to be working.

Yeah, because you're not participating like you're supposed to.

I am participating.

Sort of.

Well, it sounds like you should really start paying more attention to your wife

and trying new things to spice up your relationship with her instead of spicing

up your relationship with your daughter.

Yeah, you remember what that means, don't you?

Don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, what?

Yeah, what?

That's what this vacation's about. It's for the whole family.

Damn it.

But I think your wife needs a little TLC.

Yeah. Your wife needs a little TLC.

Fine. We'll go to a spa in Nevada.

Promise? Yeah.

And you'll pay?

Yes. I'm not paying.

Because I always pay.

You definitely...

I'm not going to argue about this. I got her to almost agree to vacation. So

you're going to spoil me in Nevada and take me to the spa?

And you're not going to fuck our daughter?

No.

Okay.

I love the spa.

We're making progress.

I love the spa.

Maybe surprise her with a few presents?

Can I take it out of your bill?

No.

Honey, you always have the truth.

I try.

But yes, I will spoil her if she goes.

Well, she seems to.

I will go to Nevada.

Yay!

Vacation it is.

Pay the lady so we can get the hell out of here.

I'm always the one to fucking pay.

This was your idea!

Well, hopefully things will change now.

You can't even split it with me?

That sounds good.

Fuck you.

Hi, hon.

Yeah, I just wanted to call you back.

We've been really busy.

I know.

Sorry. There's just something I need to take care of.

I still do, actually.

Yeah.

How's that working out for you?

Oh yeah.

We had a big order come in.

Oh yeah. No, everything's fine here.

You don't even understand how busy I am today.

We have so many clients in here. It's insane.

Top clients.

Huge clients.

Oh, sorry.

I, like, choked a little.

Yeah, you gotta really get a good grip on it.

Been out of hand lately.

I know.

Too much to deal with at work.

Crazy.

Yeah, I may have to go out back in a little bit. We have a big load coming

through.

I know, they're always making me take care of the big loads.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I know they're coming soon.

They'll be all the way in the back. I've got to go all the way back to the

warehouse.

I know.

I'm the only girl here working, and I have to handle all the big ones.

Yeah, they make me deal with the best clients here.

I'm the best with customer relations.

What can I say, hun? I got all the skills they need at the antique shop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we got a big order coming in later.

I've never been this busy.

It's a good thing I'm good at multi-passing.

Mmm, yeah.

Yeah, so I might be late for dinner.

Hey, uh, that order came in.

Finally.

Are you going to be okay if I go out back?

You still want to stay on the phone?

Oh, yeah.

They always make me handle all the big ones.

I hate all the best clients.

Yeah.

Oh.

Sorry, hon.

I just had to pick up this huge box.

The shit they make me handle on my own, I don't get it.

Oh, yeah, it's so big.

Oh, yeah.

They know who's the best at taking care of the big loads.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get that raised soon.

always ask for me when they come in.

I can't help it if I'm employee of the year.

There's a reason why I'm good at my job.

I got the skills to play to me.

How do you think I rose to the top so quick?

Yes, hon, someone's got to bring the bread home.

That was a big load.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. It's huge.

Holy shit.

I'm so glad you're on the phone with me to experience that.

Yeah, I gotta go clean up this mess.

Oh yeah?

You know what?

Let me go take care of that.

And some really bad news.

Yeah, ever since I, you know, got this promotion, I've been taking so many big

loads. So many.

Loads. Huge loads.

I'm not going to be able to meet you in Arizona.

So how about I just meet you in Vegas?

I know.

So tiring.

Load after load after load.

Yeah, Vegas it is.

Oh, you know me. I'll just be here working, working.

They make me do everything over here.

Perfect. I'll see you guys in Vegas.

I'm not talking about me, Daddy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Dear God, security.

Look how small the cars are.

Your boobs are bigger than some of them.

Oh, my God, Dad.

I can't help it. It's true.

Yeah,

keep your eye on the road.

It's your fault.

You wear the safe-fitting top.

Dad, I'm not talking about that.

Oh, what now?

Like I said, if we wreck, I promise you.

Y'all are not right.

Dad?

Where did we go again?

Lakeview. Probably still right.

It was your fault.

No, it wasn't. Not really.

You shouldn't have been rubbing my dick.

Yeah, well, now look what you did to me.

That was your seatbelt. At least it kept you semi-safe.

Really?

I'm sorry.

My head has a lump on it now.

I know. Thank God.

Yeah,

she should be here somewhat soon.

Oh, yeah.

This is what got us here in the first place.

Yeah, well, it's worth it.

This thing might as well finish.

Well, at least now I can't crash anything.

Oh, God.

I could, yeah,

like, I can focus when you're doing stuff.

So what if she does?

You know how Uncle Phil is.

See, I can't even keep my eyes open. You wonder why I crashed the car.

Oh, yeah.

See,

we wouldn't have been able to do this if we were to catch the car.

So there is something positive that came out of this. Yeah.

And on the other side, we do have insurance.

And it was rented under Grandpa's name.

We almost made it to Las Vegas.

You're taking all of your coffee.

That almost kind of way up in there.

Yeah, it was.

I better go see how much comes out.

And then we better clean up before Anna gets here.

Yes, Daddy.

Whoa, what the fuck?

Anna, you're here.

Finally.

Oh, my head.

Oh.

Are you guys okay?

No, I got a bump on my head.

Dad doesn't know how to drive.

Screw you. That was your fault. No, it wasn't.

Okay, maybe just a little.

Maybe just a lot. Can you please take us home?

If we can get the car taped back, I'll go home.

I can't take you home right now. You know, Daddy's a little busy with some

people. But I can take you guys somewhere really comfortable.

Thank you so much. Being stuck out there sucks.

Of course.

Right? So, Anna, how did you wind up getting dicked like this?

Well, you know, my dad says I kind of suck the best dick in Las Vegas.

Okay.

Best dick in Las Vegas. I think somebody can suck the best dick in the U.S.

Yes, Daddy.

I might have to talk with your dad about that. I don't know about that.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I really think so. I'm actually pretty positive.

Oh, yeah, you are? Definitely. I don't believe it.

I'm pretty sure that I can infect it better than you. Well, let me show you

how it's done.

I don't think your daddy knows what he's talking about

There you go.

Daddy, I definitely suck cock better than her.

Oh dear God.

How do you answer that when your dick's in somebody's mouth?

Especially mine.

She does got some pretty eyes.

Yes she does.

Oh, yes.

Ooh.

Oh dear God.

What are you going to do anyway?

I'll put a tie and sort it out when we get to the floor.

No, Daddy, you know I suck better dick.

Okay. Okay.

We'll have to compete in other ways.

Oh, dear.

Nobody's even hit the button.

You're pretty good.

Vegas.

My covers.

Oh, breakfast.

Breakfast meal.

How about before breakfast I show you something you'll really like?

There's nothing more than I like before breakfast and breakfast.

Oh, trust me. I think you'll like it.

It better be good.

freak. Don't you like to play with yourself?

Oh yeah, but I have one toy, not one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

ten toys.

Well, I'd really like to play with myself.

You got a big box of toys.

You know, but you never got to take one before.

Thank you.

Hmm.

You like your big box of toys, don't you?

That's right. Come all over it. Let me taste it.

Yes.

Yes.

That's right. Come on.

It's gonna come all over my face.

It's gonna come all over my face.

Yes. Yes.

Pussy tastes so fucking good.

Oh my

god, Jess.

Oh, I'm gonna come all over your face.

I'm gonna come all over your face.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes, come.

Fucking come.

Oh my God, that pussy is twitching.

That fucking pussy is twitching.

Oh my God.

Why is that pussy on my face?

Oh my God.

I'm going to come all over your face.

I'm going to come all over your face.

I'm going to come all over your face.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Take it off.

That's the perfect way to wake up.

You're gonna make me cry.

Oh, yes.

Just like your mom.

I guess both of our moms are alike.

Well

this

was a lot of fun.

We're getting a shower.

Anna, what the... What is with the box of dicks?

I... No explanation for yourself.

I'm sorry.

Okay. I wouldn't apologize, per se.

I just like to play with myself sometimes.

But... What's with the fake dicks?

I think I can solve that for you.

Oh God,

I feel so good.

Come on, we're family.

Wait,

Hope.

Somebody's in trouble.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I know.

I mean, I guess I need some real good too.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy.

Make me come over your car.

Yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Yes, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yes,

Daddy. Give us your hand.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Good morning. Good morning.

Best desert trip ever.

Yeah, that too.

I guess I'm going to shower.

We might have to join you.

I cannot believe Dad fell asleep after that.

I know. I think it's pretty funny.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm so glad we can get out of the house. I know. It was just getting so

kind of stuffy in there.

It's so nice to be able to get out and everything.

Oh, you look so cute.

Oh, thanks. How do you? But, I mean, I don't like really showing my tattoos a

lot. I do. I mean, they're really, really cute. They are cute.

They need to be fixed up or something done to them.

Well, you know.

Maybe we could, uh...

Get him a little fixed, I guess. Yeah.

I kind of know someone.

Really? He's pretty good, yeah.

I mean, I mean, he... Dad would kill us. I know,

he actually might kill us. Yeah, he actually might kill us.

But it depends how bad, you know, you really want him fixed and everything.

You're such a bad example.

You're such a bad example.

And he may never even really find out.

I mean, for like a couple days or something.

Yeah, right?

No, I mean, definitely.

Oh, man.

No, really. He might even like it.

I don't know.

He might.

You never know. Okay, what if we just, you call him up and we go over there and

check out the rose work and let me see.

Yeah, just so you know he's really good and everything.

Yeah, for sure.

I mean. Oh, my God.

It's going to kill us.

It's going to kill us.

It'll so be worth it. Oh, my God. It'll so be worth it.

You will be looking so hot.

Okay,

let's do this.

I'll call him. Okay, I'll tell them that we're not going to be over there. Oh,

yeah. I won't. Oh, man.

What is Dad going to say? I don't know. I guess we'll. Find out.

Excuse me. What?

What the fuck is that?

What are you talking about?

That. What are you talking about?

Nothing. That's nothing.

That's nothing.

I told you I wanted to get it covered up, and you just, like, don't

understand. I told you not to do that to yourself.

Yeah, well, I wanted to.

It's not always about what you want, young lady. Yes, it is.

That's just not even proper.

That's what they call like a tramp stamp.

That's not proper?

Then you're not going to like this.

Are you kidding me? What happened to the precious paw prints? Oh, the precious

paw prints. The ugly paw prints.

No. That was like my favorite spot to come.

I know, but they needed to be covered up.

I'm sorry.

You know how bad I wanted them down.

Why do you always have to define me?

You know you like it.

Wait till your mom finds out.

Mom's not going to care.

Jesus Christ. Mom's going to think it looks really good.

They look better than those paw prints. I mean, come on. They were like

scribbles. I'm going to miss those.

I know.

Those were like... I'm sorry. They were like...

You'll make it up to me. You always will make it up to me. Yeah.

Can't you, like, be preemptive and not make me mad?

No.

What would be the fun in that? Like, are you serious?

Like, I wanted the frickin' tattoos.

I rained on the frickin' tattoos. Seriously.

And it took, um,

um. What happened to the apologetic?

You just wanted to keep going.

But, but, oh, Jesus. They look really good, don't they?

That's not the point. No, you know you like them.

That's not the point.

Not the point. Well, how about I just set you up?

I should have just done this from the start and just let you sing it. You

would have never thought.

Never? Oh, you think?

Oh, yeah, I know.

It does when you're around. You're early.

Oh, my God. Sorry I took the early flight. Really?

I mean.

I'm sorry.

Obviously, it's not going to stop.

Obviously, it's not.

So I might as well just join you guys.

Wait, what? What? Yeah.

I mean, if it's not going to stop.

It's not going to stop.

It's probably not going to stop.

Thank you.

Get back to your mom.

Are you like ready to have a baby?

Now I know why you married him.

That's right.

Just like your brother.

Hey, that's a good girl.

Get your daddy's cock right there.

I want to be right, Daddy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, hell, look at what we could have been doing this whole time.

I wish I would have known sooner.

There you go, baby.

Let mommy help you get up in there.

That's a good girl.

Baby, we trained her so good.

Yeah.

I told you you spent that money for no reason.

Oh yeah.

I'm so glad they're available.

Yeah, you like licking mommy's tits. Me too.

Here, Daddy's licking her. See, Mom?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That was a good night being there while y'all conceived me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good girl.

Are you going to share it with me?

Oh, there you go.

Mommy's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

We made a good one.

Come watch mommy have a yo-yo.

Just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I want so many kids to like you, baby.

You're the best, Mommy.

Oh, I'm so happy for you.

Oh, like she said, maybe we should get in the shower and clean up. Oh, yeah.

We got quite the workout.

I don't know. I think him and Hope went somewhere.

Where'd they go?

I have no clue.

Sit down.

I've been meaning to want to talk to you.

I know.

I feel so bad.

I want to make it up to you.

Yeah? Do you want me to make it up to you?

I feel so bad for neglecting you.

Not like me to do that.

Good morning.

Thank you.

We need to get cleaned up before they get back.

We don't want them knowing what we just did.

Mommy needs a shower.

My baby got me all wet.

I love making it up to you, baby.

We finally made it.

The bad news.

Oh, no.

I know.

So, Dad's not getting any bail until after the trial.

No?

I know.

I know. It's so sad. What are we going to do?

We're going to have to stick together. We're going to have to work through

this, you know?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, I'm not going to know what to do with my hands anymore.

I know how you love your daddy.

Well, maybe I could keep you company.

Would you like that? I would absolutely love that.

I treat you like I treat daddy.

Really? I don't know.

What exactly do you do to treat daddy?

I don't want to mess up your bed.

I wonder what your daddy's favorite.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Oh, is that what daddy uses on you?

Daddy uses on it? Oh, you can take it?

Oh, that's my crawler, baby.

Daddy always thinks we feel good. I want you to feel good. I think we'll be fine

without that. Yeah,

we'll be good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. You want to make mommy come? I want you to come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh.

Yeah, make mommy come.

Make mommy come.

Come on. Oh, yeah.

Ew.

I don't want to play with you. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck. I don't want to play with you. It's the worst. You're just fucking with

me.

Holy shit. You treat daddy good, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Me.

I never thought we'd have this much fun.

Daddy puts it on you right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Baby.

I've been doing this with Daddy the whole time. You're not telling me.

Did Daddy buy you?

Yeah.

Oh, baby, is Daddy going to eat a steak like that, huh?

Yeah.

Definitely, definitely, definitely.

Have a good time. Oh, yeah, we will.

She knows we never make a data bond.

My buddy is tired. Yeah.

How about you lay down and go take a nap and maybe get up and fight again. Oh,

yeah.