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I have an idea.

Let's see, how does it line up?

No, don't stop.

Just because I'm watching.

Everything okay over there?

Yes, yes, yes.

Last box.

It's official. We're moved in.

It's perfect.

You're perfect.

I... What is it?

What is it, honey?

It's just that everything is so perfect.

It makes me worried.

What is it?

I'm just worried that...

I know you said you don't mind waiting to have kids, but... I just worry

that you're going to get tired of waiting.

Hey.

We talked about this.

Okay? Remember?

You're my wife.

However long you need, we'll take.

Okay?

You're going to make an amazing mom someday.

There's no rush.

Okay?

No rush.

Okay?

Okay?

Is it official?

Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Yeah? Mm

-hmm.

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't want me to drive you to the airport?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. The airport's crazy right now. It's easier if I can

get a cab.

Speaking of which, it's here.

Okay.

You have a great conference, okay? I will. I love you.

I love you, too.

Can I help you?

Aren't you going to invite me in?

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Not yet, John.

Um... How do you know my name?

You should probably just let me in.

I'm not going to let a complete stranger in my house.

But...

Is this a joke? Are you fucking with me?

Look, okay, honestly, I don't want any trouble.

This is not a joke.

Okay? And I'm not crazy.

Okay. And I'm not leaving.

I'm pregnant with your baby.

unless you want me to start yelling.

Um... I suggest you let me in.

Um... It's okay. Hey.

Yeah, you know what?

Yeah, come in.

Relax and... Yeah.

of game you're trying to play here, but... I'm not... I'm not playing any

kind of game.

I am pregnant with your baby.

Alright. Hey, look.

You're crazy, okay? Because I've never met you before until today.

And I only let you in here because I actually feel bad for you.

But it is plainly obvious you don't have a grasp on reality and fiction.

So might I suggest I go call somebody? No, no.

Don't do that.

Don't just ignore what I have to say.

You know, people like you don't give a shit about people

like me.

Now, you know, you pretend not to see it.

You pretend that we're not there.

But we're always there.

Waiting.

For your scrap.

Your garbage.

But sometimes,

Sometimes we get lucky.

And there's more than just scraps.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about what I found in your garbage two months ago.

Wait, what the fuck? So you went... It's yours, John.

It's your baby.

I've never met you before.

That could be anyone's baby.

No, it's not.

It's yours.

Okay.

What do you want? What do you want?

I want to be your wife.

You are crazy, because I will never marry you.

I am married already, and she's actually not... Okay, just calm the fuck down,

John. I know you would never marry me. I'm not stupid, okay?

All I'm asking is that you treat me like your wife.

I, I, I want you to make me feel loved. I'm, I want to feel like,

like I exist.

And I am not insane, okay? No, I, I'm a human being, and

I have human needs.

Needs that the rest of the world has taken from me.

I won't ruin your life.

just for next week until Holly gets back from her business trip.

Um, how do you know that... You can

find out everything there is to know about somebody

from their trash.

I... I know everything about you.

What the actual fuck?

I mean, you don't have to do it, but if

you don't, I'm going to have to tell Holly.

What happened? Nothing fucking happened.

John.

John.

I am pregnant with your baby.

It's fact.

And when I tell Holly that I'm pregnant because

we fucked, your marriage is going to collapse.

And you'll be paying my child support for the rest of my life.

But if you do, if you do what I'm

telling you to do,

I'll take care of it.

And you'll never have to worry about me or our baby again.

Um... All

right. All right. You know what?

All right. Fuck it. Fine.

Okay. You know what?

Okay. Okay.

Make yourself at home.

I have a spare room in the back that'll... I gotta get ready for you.

Well, we'll wait here for you.

Pretty comfortable Yeah,

thank you Hey If

you want to give me your clothes

Don't

lose the stuff my favorite outfit

Do me a favor, dude.

Don't be everywhere.

Nice and stressed out, or else they smell weird.

Should I just step in?

Yeah, yeah, you can, um... Back to sleep?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Um... Just...careful.

I'm going to slip and hurt our baby.

Yeah.

Here's your towel.

Thank you.

Take your time, and I'll have Walter pick up.

Good afternoon.

Oh, John?

Yeah? Baby?

Um, could you hand me the shampoo?

Right.

Sorry.

Well, can you hand it to me? Because, well, I don't want you to forget what's

at stake here.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Jen.

Take your time.

I'm going to get all clean for both of you.

You know, it doesn't have to be so hard, John.

You're kidding me, right?

We... You know, I'm really not that bad. Don't forget

to know me.

Go get your ball picked somewhere else.

Genuine, leather, medieval, tortuous sectional.

Get up! Get up!

He covered it.

The boogeyman.

little bit better, right?

All done.

Oh, John.

Yeah. The weeks that went over.

And... There's still one thing you haven't done for me.

What? I've done everything you asked me to do.

Honestly, can you... Can you just leave, please?

You want me to think that you hate me, but

I've seen the way you've been looking at me.

You're feeling something for me, but not hate.

What else do you want from me?

I want you.

That was not part of the deal.

Look.

You can say no if you want to.

But you don't want to, do you?

Not here, John.

You can admit it if you want to.

Don't you want this?

The one thing Holly won't give you?

How?