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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:06,270 I have an idea. 2 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:08,770 Let's see, how does it line up? 3 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:10,710 No, don't stop. 4 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:14,030 Just because I'm watching. 5 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:18,270 Everything okay over there? 6 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:19,810 Yes, yes, yes. 7 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:24,130 Last box. 8 00:00:24,930 --> 00:00:26,690 It's official. We're moved in. 9 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:35,069 It's perfect. 10 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,070 You're perfect. 11 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:45,810 I... What is it? 12 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:50,890 What is it, honey? 13 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:55,050 It's just that everything is so perfect. 14 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:56,790 It makes me worried. 15 00:00:58,570 --> 00:00:59,650 What is it? 16 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:02,730 I'm just worried that... 17 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:10,240 I know you said you don't mind waiting to have kids, but... I just worry 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,580 that you're going to get tired of waiting. 19 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:13,460 Hey. 20 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,920 We talked about this. 21 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:19,700 Okay? Remember? 22 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,280 You're my wife. 23 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,660 However long you need, we'll take. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,920 Okay? 25 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,360 You're going to make an amazing mom someday. 26 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:33,810 There's no rush. 27 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:35,030 Okay? 28 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:40,310 No rush. 29 00:01:40,670 --> 00:01:41,670 Okay? 30 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:45,390 Okay? 31 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,010 Is it official? 32 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:52,290 Yeah. 33 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,710 Bye. Bye. 34 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,270 Yeah? Mm 35 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:29,250 -hmm. 36 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:30,690 Yeah. 37 00:06:06,979 --> 00:06:11,420 Are you sure you don't want me to drive you to the airport? 38 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,640 Oh, yeah, absolutely. The airport's crazy right now. It's easier if I can 39 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,640 get a cab. 40 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,660 Speaking of which, it's here. 41 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,020 Okay. 42 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,480 You have a great conference, okay? I will. I love you. 43 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,700 I love you, too. 44 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,170 Can I help you? 45 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,070 Aren't you going to invite me in? 46 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,530 I'm sorry, do I know you? 47 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:06,910 Not yet, John. 48 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,570 Um... How do you know my name? 49 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:16,510 You should probably just let me in. 50 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:22,770 I'm not going to let a complete stranger in my house. 51 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:25,490 But... 52 00:07:32,229 --> 00:07:36,210 Is this a joke? Are you fucking with me? 53 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:41,490 Look, okay, honestly, I don't want any trouble. 54 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:44,470 This is not a joke. 55 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,790 Okay? And I'm not crazy. 56 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,670 Okay. And I'm not leaving. 57 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:54,050 I'm pregnant with your baby. 58 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,400 unless you want me to start yelling. 59 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:01,240 Um... I suggest you let me in. 60 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:08,360 Um... It's okay. Hey. 61 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,460 Yeah, you know what? 62 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Yeah, come in. 63 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,160 Relax and... Yeah. 64 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:53,290 of game you're trying to play here, but... I'm not... I'm not playing any 65 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:54,290 kind of game. 66 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:57,890 I am pregnant with your baby. 67 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,450 Alright. Hey, look. 68 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:09,130 You're crazy, okay? Because I've never met you before until today. 69 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:14,310 And I only let you in here because I actually feel bad for you. 70 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:22,120 But it is plainly obvious you don't have a grasp on reality and fiction. 71 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:27,040 So might I suggest I go call somebody? No, no. 72 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,600 Don't do that. 73 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,420 Don't just ignore what I have to say. 74 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:42,480 You know, people like you don't give a shit about people 75 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,480 like me. 76 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:50,400 Now, you know, you pretend not to see it. 77 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:56,040 You pretend that we're not there. 78 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,880 But we're always there. 79 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,860 Waiting. 80 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,580 For your scrap. 81 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Your garbage. 82 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,720 But sometimes, 83 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,500 Sometimes we get lucky. 84 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,860 And there's more than just scraps. 85 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,720 What are you talking about? 86 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:42,480 I'm talking about what I found in your garbage two months ago. 87 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:59,540 Wait, what the fuck? So you went... It's yours, John. 88 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,100 It's your baby. 89 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,640 I've never met you before. 90 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,820 That could be anyone's baby. 91 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:10,180 No, it's not. 92 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,380 It's yours. 93 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,280 Okay. 94 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,140 What do you want? What do you want? 95 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,000 I want to be your wife. 96 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:36,740 You are crazy, because I will never marry you. 97 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:42,880 I am married already, and she's actually not... Okay, just calm the fuck down, 98 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:48,900 John. I know you would never marry me. I'm not stupid, okay? 99 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:54,820 All I'm asking is that you treat me like your wife. 100 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:01,840 I, I, I want you to make me feel loved. I'm, I want to feel like, 101 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,140 like I exist. 102 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:11,780 And I am not insane, okay? No, I, I'm a human being, and 103 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,540 I have human needs. 104 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,920 Needs that the rest of the world has taken from me. 105 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,420 I won't ruin your life. 106 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,780 just for next week until Holly gets back from her business trip. 107 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:37,320 Um, how do you know that... You can 108 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,940 find out everything there is to know about somebody 109 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:45,360 from their trash. 110 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:51,320 I... I know everything about you. 111 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,320 What the actual fuck? 112 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:03,680 I mean, you don't have to do it, but if 113 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:08,780 you don't, I'm going to have to tell Holly. 114 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,300 What happened? Nothing fucking happened. 115 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,860 John. 116 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,920 John. 117 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:23,280 I am pregnant with your baby. 118 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,650 It's fact. 119 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:31,590 And when I tell Holly that I'm pregnant because 120 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:37,510 we fucked, your marriage is going to collapse. 121 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:44,290 And you'll be paying my child support for the rest of my life. 122 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:51,410 But if you do, if you do what I'm 123 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,610 telling you to do, 124 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,500 I'll take care of it. 125 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:01,880 And you'll never have to worry about me or our baby again. 126 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:15,440 Um... All 127 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:22,280 right. All right. You know what? 128 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,000 All right. Fuck it. Fine. 129 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,750 Okay. You know what? 130 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:29,750 Okay. Okay. 131 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,870 Make yourself at home. 132 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:44,810 I have a spare room in the back that'll... I gotta get ready for you. 133 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,230 Well, we'll wait here for you. 134 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,540 Pretty comfortable Yeah, 135 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:20,360 thank you Hey If 136 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:24,200 you want to give me your clothes 137 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:33,980 Don't 138 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,120 lose the stuff my favorite outfit 139 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,100 Do me a favor, dude. 140 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,060 Don't be everywhere. 141 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,079 Nice and stressed out, or else they smell weird. 142 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,339 Should I just step in? 143 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,400 Yeah, yeah, you can, um... Back to sleep? 144 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,660 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 145 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:39,240 Um... Just...careful. 146 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,320 I'm going to slip and hurt our baby. 147 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200 Yeah. 148 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Here's your towel. 149 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,740 Thank you. 150 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:02,860 Take your time, and I'll have Walter pick up. 151 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,320 Good afternoon. 152 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,980 Oh, John? 153 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,720 Yeah? Baby? 154 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:12,130 Um, could you hand me the shampoo? 155 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,170 Right. 156 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,330 Sorry. 157 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:26,030 Well, can you hand it to me? Because, well, I don't want you to forget what's 158 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,030 at stake here. 159 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,210 Thank you. 160 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,110 Mm-hmm. 161 00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:34,150 Jen. 162 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,150 Take your time. 163 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:39,810 I'm going to get all clean for both of you. 164 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:36,760 You know, it doesn't have to be so hard, John. 165 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,540 You're kidding me, right? 166 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:51,160 We... You know, I'm really not that bad. Don't forget 167 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,160 to know me. 168 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,600 Go get your ball picked somewhere else. 169 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,040 Genuine, leather, medieval, tortuous sectional. 170 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,140 Get up! Get up! 171 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,340 He covered it. 172 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,620 The boogeyman. 173 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,920 little bit better, right? 174 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:47,860 All done. 175 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:05,290 Oh, John. 176 00:25:21,639 --> 00:25:23,900 Yeah. The weeks that went over. 177 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:30,880 And... There's still one thing you haven't done for me. 178 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,040 What? I've done everything you asked me to do. 179 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:43,920 Honestly, can you... Can you just leave, please? 180 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:54,430 You want me to think that you hate me, but 181 00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:57,990 I've seen the way you've been looking at me. 182 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:05,210 You're feeling something for me, but not hate. 183 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:18,170 What else do you want from me? 184 00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:32,370 I want you. 185 00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:39,810 That was not part of the deal. 186 00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:42,510 Look. 187 00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:46,450 You can say no if you want to. 188 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:52,390 But you don't want to, do you? 189 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:03,980 Not here, John. 190 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,860 You can admit it if you want to. 191 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,140 Don't you want this? 192 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:20,700 The one thing Holly won't give you? 193 00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:05,810 How? 12157

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