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I have an idea.
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Let's see, how does it line up?
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No, don't stop.
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Just because I'm watching.
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Everything okay over there?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Last box.
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It's official. We're moved in.
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It's perfect.
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You're perfect.
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I... What is it?
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What is it, honey?
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It's just that everything is so perfect.
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It makes me worried.
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What is it?
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I'm just worried that...
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I know you said you don't mind waiting
to have kids, but... I just worry
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that you're going to get tired of
waiting.
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Hey.
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We talked about this.
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Okay? Remember?
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You're my wife.
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However long you need, we'll take.
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Okay?
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You're going to make an amazing mom
someday.
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There's no rush.
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Okay?
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No rush.
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Okay?
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Okay?
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Is it official?
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Yeah.
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Bye. Bye.
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Yeah? Mm
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-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Are you sure you don't want me to drive
you to the airport?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely. The airport's
crazy right now. It's easier if I can
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get a cab.
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Speaking of which, it's here.
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Okay.
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You have a great conference, okay? I
will. I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Can I help you?
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Aren't you going to invite me in?
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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Not yet, John.
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Um... How do you know my name?
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You should probably just let me in.
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I'm not going to let a complete stranger
in my house.
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But...
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Is this a joke? Are you fucking with me?
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Look, okay, honestly, I don't want any
trouble.
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This is not a joke.
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Okay? And I'm not crazy.
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Okay. And I'm not leaving.
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I'm pregnant with your baby.
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unless you want me to start yelling.
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Um... I suggest you let me in.
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Um... It's okay. Hey.
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Yeah, you know what?
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Yeah, come in.
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Relax and... Yeah.
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of game you're trying to play here,
but... I'm not... I'm not playing any
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kind of game.
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I am pregnant with your baby.
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Alright. Hey, look.
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You're crazy, okay? Because I've never
met you before until today.
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And I only let you in here because I
actually feel bad for you.
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But it is plainly obvious you don't have
a grasp on reality and fiction.
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So might I suggest I go call somebody?
No, no.
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Don't do that.
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Don't just ignore what I have to say.
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You know, people like you don't give a
shit about people
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like me.
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Now, you know, you pretend not to see
it.
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You pretend that we're not there.
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But we're always there.
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Waiting.
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For your scrap.
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Your garbage.
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But sometimes,
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Sometimes we get lucky.
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And there's more than just scraps.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about what I found in your
garbage two months ago.
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Wait, what the fuck? So you went... It's
yours, John.
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It's your baby.
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I've never met you before.
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That could be anyone's baby.
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No, it's not.
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It's yours.
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Okay.
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What do you want? What do you want?
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I want to be your wife.
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You are crazy, because I will never
marry you.
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I am married already, and she's actually
not... Okay, just calm the fuck down,
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John. I know you would never marry me.
I'm not stupid, okay?
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All I'm asking is that you treat me like
your wife.
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I, I, I want you to make me feel loved.
I'm, I want to feel like,
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like I exist.
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And I am not insane, okay? No, I, I'm a
human being, and
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I have human needs.
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Needs that the rest of the world has
taken from me.
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I won't ruin your life.
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just for next week until Holly gets back
from her business trip.
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Um, how do you know that... You can
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find out everything there is to know
about somebody
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from their trash.
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I... I know everything about you.
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What the actual fuck?
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I mean, you don't have to do it, but if
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you don't, I'm going to have to tell
Holly.
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What happened? Nothing fucking happened.
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John.
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John.
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I am pregnant with your baby.
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It's fact.
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And when I tell Holly that I'm pregnant
because
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we fucked, your marriage is going to
collapse.
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And you'll be paying my child support
for the rest of my life.
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But if you do, if you do what I'm
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telling you to do,
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I'll take care of it.
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And you'll never have to worry about me
or our baby again.
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Um... All
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right. All right. You know what?
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All right. Fuck it. Fine.
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Okay. You know what?
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Okay. Okay.
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Make yourself at home.
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I have a spare room in the back
that'll... I gotta get ready for you.
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Well, we'll wait here for you.
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Pretty comfortable Yeah,
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thank you Hey If
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you want to give me your clothes
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Don't
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lose the stuff my favorite outfit
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Do me a favor, dude.
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Don't be everywhere.
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Nice and stressed out, or else they
smell weird.
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Should I just step in?
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Yeah, yeah, you can, um... Back to
sleep?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Um... Just...careful.
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I'm going to slip and hurt our baby.
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Yeah.
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Here's your towel.
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Thank you.
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Take your time, and I'll have Walter
pick up.
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Good afternoon.
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Oh, John?
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Yeah? Baby?
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Um, could you hand me the shampoo?
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Right.
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Sorry.
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Well, can you hand it to me? Because,
well, I don't want you to forget what's
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at stake here.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Jen.
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Take your time.
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I'm going to get all clean for both of
you.
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You know, it doesn't have to be so hard,
John.
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You're kidding me, right?
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We... You know, I'm really not that bad.
Don't forget
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to know me.
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Go get your ball picked somewhere else.
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Genuine, leather, medieval, tortuous
sectional.
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Get up! Get up!
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He covered it.
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The boogeyman.
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little bit better, right?
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All done.
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Oh, John.
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Yeah. The weeks that went over.
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And... There's still one thing you
haven't done for me.
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What? I've done everything you asked me
to do.
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Honestly, can you... Can you just leave,
please?
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You want me to think that you hate me,
but
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I've seen the way you've been looking at
me.
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You're feeling something for me, but not
hate.
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What else do you want from me?
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I want you.
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That was not part of the deal.
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Look.
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You can say no if you want to.
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But you don't want to, do you?
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Not here, John.
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You can admit it if you want to.
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Don't you want this?
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The one thing Holly won't give you?
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How?
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