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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I'd love to know who that guy is
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with Becker.
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Uh-oh.
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It's mating season again.
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Could be.
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He's real cute.
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You're right.
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He is cute.
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What?
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I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say
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another man is cute.
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Do you think I'm cute?
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You have your cute days.
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Well, that's good to know.
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Uh, all right, Reg, I'll see you later.
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I'm going to the post office.
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Hey, you mind if I go with you?
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Oh, if you're gonna mail a letter, fine.
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If you're going because you want to watch
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me walk, forget it.
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No, really, I'm going that way.
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Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting.
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Okay, who needs coffee?
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I do.
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Thank you, Reg.
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Oh, you're so welcome.
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Nothing like freshly brewed coffee to start your
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day, right?
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I wouldn't know.
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Hi, I don't believe we've met.
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I'm Reggie.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Sal.
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What up, Sal?
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How about that coffee, Dan?
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No, thanks.
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I'm fine.
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I actually have to make a quick call.
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And don't listen to him.
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Your coffee is delicious.
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Yeah.
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Okay, spill it.
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Who is he?
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Dan Fallon.
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Who's Dan Fallon?
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Uh, friend of mine from medical school.
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Cardiologist.
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Oh, so he's not like you.
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He's a real doctor.
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Boy, that really hurts, coming from a real
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waitress.
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Don't get all excited.
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He just came out of a long marriage.
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Oh.
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Yeah, broke up about six months ago.
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Oh.
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Look, Becker, if you could just...
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Oh, all I want is...
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All I'm asking you to...
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No, no, no.
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I do not set people up.
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They always hold you responsible.
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You know, they're married 50 years, one of
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them dies.
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It's your fault.
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Come on, Becker, please.
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It's not gonna happen, Red.
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She's a friend of mine.
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So is his ex-wife.
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Well, I'm a friend of yours.
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Then don't ask me to do this.
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You know, there's only one thing better than
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a grateful patient.
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It's a grateful patient with rangers.
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Oh, I love the rangers.
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Oh, God.
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You're a hockey fan?
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Give me a hot dog, a beer, and
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some broken teeth, and I'm in heaven.
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Oh, why don't you join me, then?
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John's probably getting sick of me anyway.
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No, I'd love to go to the hockey
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game.
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Pick you up here about 6?
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Sounds great.
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Oh, you know, I refer patients to you
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for 20 years.
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She gets to go to the hockey game.
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Don't worry, John.
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Next tickets I get will probably still take
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her.
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Yeah.
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Linda, I'm so glad you're here.
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We've got wall-to-wall patients and a
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month's worth of insurance claims to get out.
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I'll get right on it.
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Oh, my God.
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You can see right through that blouse.
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You are not working here dressed like that.
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Yes.
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Get back here.
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But I can't stay here.
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I'm terribly inappropriate.
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I really should be someplace dark, like a
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movie.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know, maybe something with Bruce Willis
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or...
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You're staying.
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And you're wearing that.
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And you, get your eyes back in your
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head, you pervert.
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Great, now I look like a frumpy nurse.
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Excuse me.
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And by that, I mean I don't wear
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it nearly as well as you do.
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Hi, Margaret.
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I know I'm a little early.
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What time's my appointment again?
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11 o'clock.
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Got it.
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Tomorrow.
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Where is my head?
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Well, we all have our theories.
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Okay, I'm putting it in my book for
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tomorrow, Tuesday at 11.
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Tomorrow's Wednesday.
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It is?
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Where does the time go?
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No, really, where does it go?
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Hey, Margaret, is Becker in?
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Yeah, he's in his office.
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Thanks.
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So, has he called?
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Who?
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Dan.
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No, why would he call?
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To tell you what a great time we
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had on our date, you know?
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How we went to the game, we held
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hands, we stayed up all night talking.
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Oh, right, I remember, he did call.
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He told me to tell you to meet
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him under the bleachers after study hall.
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See ya.
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No, Becker, wait.
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If you recall, I have a rule.
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I don't want to get involved in this,
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Reg.
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Yes, I know, and I respect that.
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But I think I might really like this
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guy.
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So to hell with your rule.
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Tell me every single thing you know about
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his ex-wife.
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No, just leave me alone, all right?
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Becker, he made some comment about how different
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I was from her.
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Is it true?
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Are we different?
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No, you're not different.
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Why'd your voice go up like that?
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It did not.
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You just did it again.
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When people's voices go up like that, they're
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hiding something.
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Don't be silly.
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What is it that you don't want me
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to know about her?
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Who is she?
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What does she look like?
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You're different, that's all.
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You're tall, she's not so tall.
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You own a diner, she doesn't.
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Look, we all have our own strengths, right?
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Right.
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So what are my strengths?
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I just told you, you're tall and you
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own a diner.
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Dr. Becker, Mrs. Cohen's waiting for you in
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room two.
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Hi, Reggie.
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Hi.
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Why are you wearing a bedspread?
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It's Margaret's and I hate it.
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So take it off.
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Put it back on.
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Clearly, I have my hands full.
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You know what I mean.
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Look, look.
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If you and Dan are having a good
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time today, forget about his ex-wife, you
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know, just leave it alone.
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You're right.
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I always obsess about stuff like this and
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I shouldn't.
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I mean, who cares about her?
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I have a lot to offer.
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Sure you do.
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So I spent five months in one of
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those horrible just-divorced apartment complexes.
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It's like a halfway house for guys learning
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to live with half their money.
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Well, this place is certainly nice.
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Well, not yet, but I hope it will
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be once I get unpacked.
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All my personal stuff's still in all these
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boxes.
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Oh, personal stuff.
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Scrapbooks and photo albums.
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It's amazing how you can reduce your entire
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life to a few packing boxes.
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So these boxes right here, these are the
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ones with the photo albums.
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Interesting.
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What kind of a host am I?
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Let me get you something to drink.
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Is wine okay?
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Oh, that would be great.
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I'll be right back.
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Comic books, baseball cards.
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Jeez, when did they grow up?
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Red or white?
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Red would be great.
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Just make yourself at home.
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Oh, I am.
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You want something to go with that wine?
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I got something here that I'm pretty sure
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is cheese.
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Sounds good.
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Take your time.
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Comic books, CDs, wine glasses.
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Where the hell are the pictures?
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Jackpot!
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The wedding album.
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There you go.
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Oh, about the cheese, I took a closer
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look.
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It wasn't cheese.
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I hope you don't mind drinking out of
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these.
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I haven't found my wine glasses yet.
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Oh, they're right in...
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That's okay.
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We don't have to be fancy.
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I'm so disorganized.
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Well, I'd be happy to go through your
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stuff.
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I mean, help you go through your stuff.
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You'll sort everything out.
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Or we could just enjoy the wine.
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Right?
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Mmm.
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This is great.
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You must know a lot about wine.
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No, actually, my ex-wife was the wine
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expert.
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She drank a lot?
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She was a drinker?
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No, she just liked good wine.
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But let's not talk about her.
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There's something else I'd rather do.
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Look through your wedding album?
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No.
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Wasn't that better?
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I don't know.
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I haven't seen your album.
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Reggie!
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You look tired.
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Oh, I was up all night.
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Oh, that's right.
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New boyfriend.
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Relationships are always so hot in the beginning.
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You know, before you have to put a
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name with the face?
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I wasn't with Dan.
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I was by myself.
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Ooh, that could be good, too.
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No.
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I couldn't sleep.
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I was up all night stressing about Dan's
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ex.
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What about her?
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Well, that's just it.
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I don't know anything about her.
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Who is this woman?
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What does she do?
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What does she look like?
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You know, I gotta find out what I'm
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up against.
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Dating divorced men is so complicated.
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That's why I only date guys who are
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single or married.
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You know, Reg, I have a novel idea.
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If you want to know about his ex
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-wife, ask him.
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I don't want to pry.
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That would be wrong.
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So I got Bob to do it for
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me.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I sent him over to Becker's.
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He and Dan and his ex-wife all
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went to college together, so maybe there's pictures.
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Well, as long as you're not prying.
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Greetings, everybody.
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Bob's back, and he's got the goods.
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Oh.
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Did you get something on Dan's ex?
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Oh, forget about her.
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What Bob found is so much better.
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Feast your eyes on this.
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Oh!
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Uh, a little help here?
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Well, my fine blind friend, back in college,
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it seems, John Becker was a member of
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a barbershop quartet called, get this, the Harvard
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Squares.
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Oh, my God!
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I recognize that sport coat!
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John B.
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Bob Becker sings Good Night, Sweetheart to the
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Kaplas.
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What does that mean?
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You know what it means!
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That song!
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Good night, sweetheart, well, it's time to go.
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Doh, doh, doh, doh, doh.
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Yeah, I'm hearing laughing, I'm hearing singing, but
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I'm not hearing anything about Dan's ex.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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My name is Pam Patterson.
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You know, and I found a bunch of
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clippings, but they all can't be about the
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same person.
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I mean, no one woman could be Miss
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Virginia, a Rhodes Scholar, Phi Beta Kappa, and
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turn down a fellowship to NASA.
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Miss Virginia?
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A Rhodes Scholar?
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I haven't been any of those.
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Well, look, you got a lot of great
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qualities, and, you know, any guy would be
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lucky to have you.
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You really think so?
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Sure I do!
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Why didn't you tell me that Pam Patterson
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was the most accomplished woman in the entire
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world?
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Oh, so you saw that thing on the
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news last night?
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She was on the news?
353
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Well, every time the U.N. has a
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new policy...
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She works for the U.N.? No, the
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president, really.
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You know, the Commission on Public Education?
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Well, she's the head of the whole...
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You know, never mind.
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Look, why even bring this up now?
361
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You know, he's with you.
362
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But why?
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I don't know.
364
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,230
There's no such thing as a stupid question.
365
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Idiot.
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What is that?
367
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:17,210
What's what?
368
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That song.
369
00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:19,950
Oh, that?
370
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,510
That was Rocky Like a Hurricane by the
371
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Scorpions.
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Oh.
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00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,550
Well, all right, then.
374
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:28,590
Morning!
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I know, I know, I'm a little late.
376
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A day late.
377
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:35,590
That's impossible.
378
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,330
Well, you'd think so.
379
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,410
Oh, I know what happened.
380
00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,270
It's my Aunt Connie's fault.
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She just came in from Australia.
382
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Bring in yesterday with her?
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No, silly.
384
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When she visits, I set all the clocks
385
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back 12 hours.
386
00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:54,970
That way she doesn't get jet lag.
387
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Maybe that'll make sense later.
388
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:02,030
Well, you know, you do have to reschedule.
389
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:05,910
How about tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock?
390
00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:06,550
Perfect.
391
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,290
We'll just be finishing dinner.
392
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,810
So, Jake.
393
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:18,730
Yes, Bob?
394
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,770
How are things going with you and Amanda?
395
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:21,830
Pretty good.
396
00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,350
In fact, lately, she's been calling me Sweetheart.
397
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:25,330
Really?
398
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:26,290
Yeah.
399
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,050
You know, I usually don't like pet names,
400
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,310
but I think Sweetheart's kind of catchy.
401
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,290
Yeah, yeah, it is, it is.
402
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,150
It's almost melodic.
403
00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:35,730
I thought so, too.
404
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,390
You know, it's got a nice ring to
405
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:37,870
it, you know?
406
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,530
How you doing, Sweetheart?
407
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,090
Hi, Sweetheart.
408
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Good night, Sweetheart.
409
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,750
Yeah, how about shut up, Sweetheart?
410
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:51,890
Yeah, Jake, you're right.
411
00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:52,750
That's nice.
412
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,070
Good night, Sweetheart.
413
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,430
Well, it's time to go.
414
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,670
I hate to leave you, but I really
415
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,290
must say I gotta count some candy.
416
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,710
What the hell are you doing?
417
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,070
Nothing.
418
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:11,850
Can't a guy say hello?
419
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,840
Hi, I'm sorry to come by without calling.
420
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,820
Just, I've had something on my mind and
421
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,980
I wanted to talk to you about it.
422
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,060
Sure, no problem.
423
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:33,660
Come on in.
424
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,180
Just putting the place together.
425
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,200
Have a seat.
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00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,700
It's just one little question and then I'll
427
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:39,960
go.
428
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,040
Okay, shoot.
429
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:44,960
Why the hell are you going out with
430
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,080
me?
431
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,080
Are you insane?
432
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,980
Manage, what are you talking about?
433
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,300
I can't compete with your ex-wife.
434
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,680
I mean, today, when she was busy advising
435
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,220
the president.
436
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,440
You know what I was doing?
437
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,200
I was changing the fat in the deep
438
00:14:59,200 --> 00:14:59,520
fryer.
439
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,080
So what?
440
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,760
So she's perfect.
441
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,660
She writes books, she wins awards, she can
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00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,020
cook.
443
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,180
I can't do any of those.
444
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,400
It is over between Pam and me.
445
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,140
I haven't spoken to her in months.
446
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,400
She could be on the moon for all
447
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:15,920
I care.
448
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,320
See, but that's just it.
449
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,180
She actually could be on the moon.
450
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:21,680
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.
451
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,560
Pam is an impressive woman, but she's got
452
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,640
a lot of faults.
453
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:25,740
Name one.
454
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,220
Seriously, I'll take anything.
455
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,200
She snores.
456
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,540
Really?
457
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,180
Like a pig?
458
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:36,760
No, no.
459
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,820
She's kind of cute, really, like a...
460
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,900
Oh, yeah, like a pig.
461
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,960
I really shouldn't have come here.
462
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,200
I'm sorry.
463
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,320
I'm being stupid.
464
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,860
I've got to get back to the diner.
465
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:47,980
Wait, Reggie.
466
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,720
Listen, everything that Pam's done, all of her
467
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,580
accomplishments, none of that matters.
468
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,100
She's not in my life anymore.
469
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,320
You are.
470
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,060
Oh, you're sweet.
471
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,200
I really needed to hear that.
472
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,340
Oh, geez, now I kind of feel bad
473
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,800
about calling her so many times and hanging
474
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,200
up.
475
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,680
Talk to you later.
476
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,260
Absolutely.
477
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:17,460
Linda!
478
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:26,610
What is that?
479
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:27,670
Nothing.
480
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,310
I was just dusting the piano.
481
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,430
Well, stop it.
482
00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:36,170
Do, do, do, do, do.
483
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,410
Do, do, do, do.
484
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,910
Do, do, do, do, do.
485
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,350
Hey, what's going on here?
486
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,190
Nothing.
487
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:44,970
Well, stop it.
488
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:50,970
Right day, right time, I made it.
489
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,730
I guess third time's a charm.
490
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:56,590
Well, actually, this is my fourth time.
491
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,270
I was here this morning at 6.
492
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:01,370
I had the clock upside down.
493
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,490
I thought it was 9.
494
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:06,450
Well, wouldn't that be the...
495
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,670
It's a digital clock.
496
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:08,990
I'm not stupid.
497
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:12,910
I'll get your file.
498
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,890
Da, da, da, da, da.
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00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,990
Da, da, da, da.
500
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,210
You're doing it, too.
501
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,650
Why are you singing that song?
502
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:21,790
Was I singing?
503
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,470
Yes, you were singing Goodnight, Sweetheart.
504
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,250
I'm hearing it everywhere I go.
505
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,650
People are either humming it or singing it
506
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,130
or tapping it out on the piano.
507
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,930
Dr. Becker, you're not making any sense.
508
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,070
How's it feel?
509
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,530
You mean my shoulder?
510
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,250
It's still a little sore.
511
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,110
That's why I'm here.
512
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,850
What are you talking about?
513
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:47,490
Well, a couple of weeks ago, you examined
514
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:50,270
my shoulder and you suggested that I get
515
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,710
a second opinion, so here I am.
516
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,850
So what do they say?
517
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,170
Oh, you mean a second opinion from another
518
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:04,790
doctor.
519
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,050
Coffee, Reg?
520
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:23,590
Hello.
521
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:24,410
Hello.
522
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:27,630
Hello.
523
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,080
Becker, I haven't heard from Dan in a
524
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,360
couple of days and I wondered if you'd
525
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:36,940
talked to him.
526
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,340
Yeah, as a matter of fact, he called
527
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:39,960
me this morning.
528
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,680
Is everything all right?
529
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,520
Uh, look, we need to talk.
530
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:47,660
Talk?
531
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,000
Maybe we should sit down.
532
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,380
Talk and sit?
533
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,120
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
534
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,580
Ooh, I got a bad feeling.
535
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,240
This is never easy, Reg.
536
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,320
It's about you and Dan.
537
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,780
Oh, I knew it.
538
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,500
He's gonna come here and break up with
539
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:08,980
me, isn't he?
540
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,620
No, no, no, that's not gonna happen.
541
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,980
Oh, thank God.
542
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,380
Yeah, he sent me here to break up
543
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:13,680
with you.
544
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:15,940
Why?
545
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,000
Well, yeah, he realized he missed Pam and
546
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,760
decided they still belonged together.
547
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,040
I thought he was over her.
548
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,340
Well, so did he, until somebody couldn't shut
549
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,200
up about how great she is and all
550
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,260
the fantastic things she's done.
551
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,220
Me?
552
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:33,980
Yes, you.
553
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,680
You made him fall in love with her
554
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,560
all over again.
555
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,660
Well, why didn't he come here and tell
556
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,360
me himself?
557
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,620
Uh, well, the truth is, those phony phone
558
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,820
calls really freaked him out.
559
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,120
You know whose fault this is, don't you?
560
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,160
It's yours.
561
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,820
You should have never set us up to
562
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:51,300
begin with.
563
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,240
What?
564
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,500
Yeah, and when you saw how obsessed I
565
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,920
was, you didn't even try to stop me.
566
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,840
I did, too.
567
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,380
Well, you didn't try hard enough.
568
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,340
Oh, yeah, right, it's all my fault.
569
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,180
Yeah, of course, yeah.
570
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,780
Maybe I should have a rule about how
571
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,660
I shouldn't get involved in other people's lives.
572
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,820
Oh, Becker, why do these things never work
573
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,740
out for me?
574
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,160
Well, look on the bright side here, you
575
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,560
know, maybe the next guy you meet will
576
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,980
care enough to break up with you in
577
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,300
person.
578
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,880
I'm sorry, you know, I'm not good at
579
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,080
this.
580
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,360
I never know what to say.
581
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,180
Really?
582
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,000
Because if you think about it, all you
583
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,080
had to say was, do-do-do-do
584
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,880
-do, good night, sweetheart, well, it's time to
585
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,420
go.
586
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,040
Do-do-do-do-do, good night, sweetheart,
587
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,640
well, it's time to go.
588
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,160
I was trying to fit in.
589
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,700
I didn't have any friends, all right?
590
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,080
We hate to leave you, but we really
591
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,300
must say...
592
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,180
My mother said I had a great voice.
593
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,280
Good night, sweetheart, good night.
594
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,540
Good night, sweetheart, good night.
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