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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,264 --> 00:00:09,664 This programme contains shocking scenes of violence that some viewers may find distressing, 2 00:00:09,704 --> 00:00:12,384 strong language from the start, offensive and discriminatory attitudes, 3 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:13,464 and scenes of a sexual nature 4 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:15,664 ..Clive in my house, and he's there when this fight breaks out. 5 00:00:15,704 --> 00:00:18,584 I swear to God, that's the end of it. I've had enough. 6 00:00:18,624 --> 00:00:21,864 So, she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs. Oh. 7 00:00:21,904 --> 00:00:22,944 LAUGHS 8 00:00:22,984 --> 00:00:24,824 Yeah. God knows how long he'd been there. 9 00:00:24,864 --> 00:00:27,984 The ambulance took forever. She's like, "Party's cancelled. 10 00:00:28,024 --> 00:00:30,144 "If you want the buffet, come and help yourself." 11 00:00:30,184 --> 00:00:32,784 Can she not freeze it? No, she was all dramatic. 12 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,664 She was like, "Get it out of my sight!" I mean, 13 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:37,824 that was ten o'clock this morning. I mean, he might be dead by now. 14 00:00:37,864 --> 00:00:40,864 It's a wake. Rest in peace, Daddy. 15 00:00:40,904 --> 00:00:44,784 Oh, my God! I love a cheap sausage roll. 16 00:00:44,824 --> 00:00:48,384 Mm! I thought we could start season two. 17 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:49,664 Um, it's eight episodes, 18 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:53,064 so we could do four this afternoon, 19 00:00:53,104 --> 00:00:54,624 and then four next week. 20 00:00:54,664 --> 00:00:56,784 You know, see how we get on. Mm. 21 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,464 Got pizza, so don't go and order Deliveroo. 22 00:00:59,504 --> 00:01:01,864 It's twice the price. We can't afford it. 23 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:04,304 I told you, I got paid in cash by him next door, didn't I? 24 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:05,744 How much did you charge? 25 00:01:05,784 --> 00:01:06,984 800 quid. 26 00:01:07,024 --> 00:01:08,664 How much did he give you? 800 quid. 27 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:11,024 What, he didn't give a tip? No. Tight bastard. 28 00:01:11,064 --> 00:01:13,064 He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, ain't he? 29 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:16,224 But what does she think? That's what I'm dying to know. 30 00:01:16,264 --> 00:01:18,264 Marie. How much does she know? 31 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:19,944 I don't think she knows anything. 32 00:01:19,984 --> 00:01:21,784 She knows George is gay, though. 33 00:01:21,824 --> 00:01:23,784 No, I don't think so. Of course she does. 34 00:01:23,824 --> 00:01:25,424 That needs a chutney or something. 35 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:26,944 Mm. And I'm not asking, 36 00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,744 because you told me that 37 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,464 I interfere too much with that family. 38 00:01:31,504 --> 00:01:34,744 But she could help. She could talk some sense into them. 39 00:01:34,784 --> 00:01:35,944 But no. 40 00:01:35,984 --> 00:01:37,384 You wanna keep it all secret from her. 41 00:01:37,424 --> 00:01:38,424 She's not my wife. 42 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:40,264 I know, but you could try. 43 00:01:40,304 --> 00:01:41,824 You don't have to be all.... 44 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:44,544 What? 45 00:01:46,224 --> 00:01:48,224 OK. Oh, what is it this time? 46 00:01:48,264 --> 00:01:52,344 I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this. 47 00:01:53,984 --> 00:01:56,104 Meaning? I've told you before. 48 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:59,224 What? Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women. 49 00:01:59,264 --> 00:02:00,504 Fuck off. 50 00:02:00,544 --> 00:02:01,544 Like that. 51 00:02:01,584 --> 00:02:03,904 So, Clive is next door and you're having a go at me? 52 00:02:03,944 --> 00:02:06,944 Well, you know. Your mum wasn't the nicest. Ugh. 53 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:08,024 Your words. 54 00:02:08,064 --> 00:02:10,264 You've spent 35 years on Canal Street, 55 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,544 where it's men all day and all night, 56 00:02:12,584 --> 00:02:14,904 and maybe that makes women a bit irrelevant. 57 00:02:14,944 --> 00:02:16,984 Oh, so straight men aren't the problem, it's the gays? 58 00:02:17,024 --> 00:02:18,344 Sometimes, yeah. 59 00:02:18,384 --> 00:02:20,464 I think, in your eyes, women get reduced. 60 00:02:20,504 --> 00:02:22,784 Mm, thank you, good to know. I'm sorry, 61 00:02:22,824 --> 00:02:25,224 that's Carly saying that, my own daughter. 62 00:02:26,224 --> 00:02:30,224 And she says I go running round after you clearing up your mess. 63 00:02:30,264 --> 00:02:32,264 What have I done? I am not saying she's right... 64 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:34,464 What have I done today to deserve this? That's what she sees. 65 00:02:34,504 --> 00:02:35,504 I woke up, it's my day off... 66 00:02:35,544 --> 00:02:37,064 I mean, it's my fault. I thought, 67 00:02:37,104 --> 00:02:40,504 "Oh, I'll spend it with Stephanie. Watch season two. That'll be nice." 68 00:02:40,544 --> 00:02:42,304 And it's gotta be said, when Claude did all that stuff 69 00:02:42,344 --> 00:02:43,464 and emptied the account, you were 70 00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:45,184 too busy. ..my best mate has a go at me cos I was kind. 71 00:02:45,224 --> 00:02:47,104 Ask Roddy. Just ask him. 72 00:02:47,144 --> 00:02:49,544 Just tell me, why do you have to make... he'll go straight home 73 00:02:49,584 --> 00:02:51,344 and tell him... ..everything so difficult? 74 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:53,584 and then, they're all laughing at me. 75 00:02:53,624 --> 00:02:55,864 It's like that. Your hand. 76 00:02:55,904 --> 00:02:58,264 What happened to your hand? 77 00:02:58,304 --> 00:02:59,344 I just bruised it, that's all. 78 00:02:59,384 --> 00:03:01,464 How? At work. 79 00:03:01,504 --> 00:03:02,984 Were you in a fight? No. 80 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:08,264 You kept secrets with that Patricia. 81 00:03:09,904 --> 00:03:12,944 If you're hiding things from me now... 82 00:03:15,744 --> 00:03:16,904 ..don't. 83 00:03:16,944 --> 00:03:18,264 DOORBELL RINGS 84 00:03:18,304 --> 00:03:20,464 We are arriving, we're arrivisto, 85 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:23,984 we are arriving, we're on the piss-to. 86 00:03:26,104 --> 00:03:29,744 Jesus Christ! Call the police, the lunatics have escaped. 87 00:03:29,784 --> 00:03:31,624 Hey, come on in. 88 00:03:31,664 --> 00:03:32,664 How are ya? Come on, come on. 89 00:03:32,704 --> 00:03:35,824 All right, Tuckshop? All right? In you get, in you get. 90 00:03:35,864 --> 00:03:37,464 Are you giving up? Eh? 91 00:03:37,504 --> 00:03:40,384 Are you selling it off, are you? Are you retiring, old man? 92 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:43,464 No, I've gotta carry my stuff in from the van every night, haven't I? 93 00:03:43,504 --> 00:03:45,664 And then every morning I've gotta carry it back to the van, 94 00:03:45,704 --> 00:03:47,264 cos I can't leave it in the van overnight 95 00:03:47,304 --> 00:03:48,824 because of thieving bastards like you. 96 00:03:48,864 --> 00:03:50,984 Hey, don't take me on. Look at this. Feel that. 97 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,824 Yeah, you're looking good. Oh, bit of work in that, mate. 98 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:56,784 I discovered this thing, yeah, with the cables. 99 00:03:56,824 --> 00:03:58,784 If you wanna isolate your pelvic floor, 100 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,384 shove your finger up your arse. 101 00:04:00,424 --> 00:04:01,664 Well, you'd love that. 102 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:04,744 I love it, mate, it makes you tense up like crazy, like, whoa! 103 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:07,024 Oh, yeah, well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly face, 104 00:04:07,064 --> 00:04:10,904 is there? Eh? Come on. Saul! Saul! 105 00:04:10,944 --> 00:04:12,664 Yeah? Your mates are here, come on. 106 00:04:12,704 --> 00:04:15,104 George, where are you? George. 107 00:04:15,144 --> 00:04:17,384 Hold on. I've told you, will you knock? 108 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,784 You little twat, is that you? 109 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,424 What's going on there? 110 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:25,064 I dunno. Where's it from? 111 00:04:25,104 --> 00:04:28,664 That boy Mikey. It's reposted from someone called Beryl5. Who's she? 112 00:04:32,104 --> 00:04:34,904 Look, do what you want, I don't care, 113 00:04:34,944 --> 00:04:37,024 but what's your lot at college gonna say? 114 00:04:37,064 --> 00:04:39,544 Now, don't be stupid. And get it deleted. 115 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:43,104 You look very pretty, Georgina. 116 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:47,304 Roddy, you knob, where are you? We need to get the T-shirts. 117 00:04:57,144 --> 00:04:58,984 All right, Melba? What you having, love? 118 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:00,904 The usual, please. Coming up. 119 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:09,864 Mikey, how do you know Beryl? 120 00:05:09,904 --> 00:05:11,944 We did that thing at Contact. 121 00:05:11,984 --> 00:05:14,384 You reposted her. That boy in the make-up, 122 00:05:14,424 --> 00:05:16,624 it's Saul's brother. Can you take it down? 123 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,864 Tell her, not me. I am. 124 00:05:33,304 --> 00:05:35,304 You know what they're doing now, don't you? 125 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:37,824 Huh? Women? They are freezing their eggs, 126 00:05:37,864 --> 00:05:39,664 cos they say our generation is 127 00:05:39,704 --> 00:05:41,824 so useless that we can't touch 'em. 128 00:05:41,864 --> 00:05:43,184 Like we're not good enough. 129 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:46,064 Olly, tell him, when was the last time you had a girlfriend? 130 00:05:46,104 --> 00:05:49,824 Never had one. 23, never had a girlfriend. And he's beautiful, 131 00:05:49,864 --> 00:05:53,584 huh? Fit as a fucking horse. But they've reduced him to an NPC. 132 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,824 I've never had a problem. Don't forget the T-shirts. 133 00:05:55,864 --> 00:05:59,784 Oh, yeah, yeah. Grab this. Grab this for us. 134 00:05:59,824 --> 00:06:02,104 There you go, mate, all the best. Thank you. 135 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,264 Kofi, put it down, man, my mum's gonna kill you. 136 00:06:04,304 --> 00:06:07,384 Er, Roddy, are you, are you still vaping? 137 00:06:07,424 --> 00:06:09,544 Mate, like an addiction, I swapped one for the other. 138 00:06:09,584 --> 00:06:11,704 Look, I've got the real thing. 139 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:15,144 So, I was wondering, 140 00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:16,744 how's your dad getting on? Has he moved in yet? 141 00:06:16,784 --> 00:06:19,584 Yeah, it's great. Sweet. Same size as the old shop, 142 00:06:19,624 --> 00:06:21,264 just better location. 143 00:06:21,304 --> 00:06:22,624 Right. Does he need any help? 144 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:24,864 Nah. He's all good. It were a bakery before, 145 00:06:24,904 --> 00:06:28,784 so nothing's changed. He's just moving stuff around. 146 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:34,864 Still, if he needs any work doing, I'm available. 147 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:41,704 You know, just, things are a bit tough right now, 148 00:06:41,744 --> 00:06:43,944 you know, so they've got us on this 149 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:46,784 breathing Space scheme, you know, it's just...um... 150 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:55,224 Trouble is he moved the counter and he needed the front rewiring, 151 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:57,464 yeah, and do you know who did it? 152 00:07:00,184 --> 00:07:01,624 Me. 153 00:07:04,464 --> 00:07:07,064 Yeah, but you're not an electrician, are you? So, maybe I should check it 154 00:07:07,104 --> 00:07:09,664 over, you know. I mean, I wouldn't charge much. I did it for free. 155 00:07:09,704 --> 00:07:11,064 Yeah, but you don't know what you're doing. 156 00:07:11,104 --> 00:07:13,424 I watched it on YouTube. Couple of tutorials. 157 00:07:13,464 --> 00:07:16,304 It was a piece of piss. 158 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:18,144 Where are you, Roddy boy? 159 00:07:18,184 --> 00:07:19,744 Monty, come here. 160 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:24,464 # We are arriving, we're arrivisto, we are arriving... # 161 00:07:50,544 --> 00:07:53,624 Hey, Monty! Mr G, big man? 162 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:56,064 Ha-ha! You big idiot! How you doing? 163 00:07:56,104 --> 00:07:58,144 Yeah, good, how are you? JMan, have a beer. 164 00:07:58,184 --> 00:08:01,264 Hey, John...John. Come here. 165 00:08:01,304 --> 00:08:04,064 Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate. No, you owe me a pint. 166 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:05,464 Mr Goss, no way. 167 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:06,944 Come on, everyone, T-shirts. 168 00:08:06,984 --> 00:08:09,864 Get changed, all of you. This lot are sponsoring the beer. 169 00:08:09,904 --> 00:08:11,464 ALL: Heyyy! 170 00:08:12,904 --> 00:08:15,464 ALL TALK AT ONCE 171 00:08:15,504 --> 00:08:16,984 Come on, Blues! 172 00:08:17,024 --> 00:08:19,424 ALL TALK AT ONCE 173 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:21,984 Fuck off! Out! 174 00:08:22,024 --> 00:08:24,824 I'm so confident that I'll give Tuckshop a blowjob myself. 175 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:26,904 Heyyy! 176 00:08:29,904 --> 00:08:33,144 MELEE OF EXCITED BANTER 177 00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:37,224 INDISTINCT 178 00:08:41,944 --> 00:08:43,184 Do you wanna know how many goals 179 00:08:43,224 --> 00:08:46,024 I reckon we're gonna score today? One, two, three, four, five. 180 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:52,584 You like what you see, George? 181 00:09:02,624 --> 00:09:05,304 George, put it on. They want kids buying this stuff. 182 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:11,704 ALL TALK AND CHEER 183 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:15,464 THEY CHANT: We're arrivisto, 184 00:09:15,504 --> 00:09:19,584 We are arriving, we're on the piss-to. 185 00:09:23,504 --> 00:09:25,144 Hey, get this. 186 00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:26,344 Oh, fuck off, Roddy! 187 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:27,584 We can be sponsored by Grindr. 188 00:09:27,624 --> 00:09:30,464 Get off me! You tight bitch! 189 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:34,064 Fuck off. Love your daddy, boy. Get off. We're livestreaming this. 190 00:09:36,624 --> 00:09:39,064 OK, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy...Roddy. Stop it. 191 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:40,904 Come on, it's starting. Get a beer. 192 00:09:40,944 --> 00:09:43,224 SILENCE 193 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:48,664 Let me tell you something, boy. All right? 194 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:51,544 Let me tell you something really important now. 195 00:09:53,744 --> 00:09:56,024 Don't enjoy it too much, all right? 196 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:57,344 CHEERS AND LAUGHTER 197 00:09:57,384 --> 00:09:58,784 Eh? Don't enjoy it too much. 198 00:09:58,824 --> 00:09:59,864 CHEERS AND LAUGHTER 199 00:09:59,904 --> 00:10:02,424 Come on. Oi, oi, sit down. Come on. 200 00:10:02,464 --> 00:10:05,024 Come on, everyone, get down here. 201 00:10:06,304 --> 00:10:07,664 Let's get going. 202 00:10:07,704 --> 00:10:09,704 ZOMBIES SNARL 203 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:11,904 INDISTINCT 204 00:10:17,304 --> 00:10:19,224 THEY SCREAM 205 00:10:19,264 --> 00:10:20,864 ALL CHEER 206 00:10:20,904 --> 00:10:23,464 FAINT MELEE OF CHATTER 207 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:31,024 Ohhhhh! 208 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,984 Don't be sad. Don't be sad, baby boy. 209 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,304 Will you fuck off? 210 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,984 Hey, language! 211 00:10:42,704 --> 00:10:44,344 Leave him alone. 212 00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:46,144 Or what? 213 00:10:47,504 --> 00:10:49,264 Or you'll find out. 214 00:10:49,304 --> 00:10:52,984 You're not my boss any more, so be careful. 215 00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:56,704 Mr Goss, 216 00:10:56,744 --> 00:10:59,824 do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera? 217 00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:02,024 It's none of my business, is it? 218 00:11:02,064 --> 00:11:04,624 A man's bedroom is his castle. Am I right, lads, eh? 219 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,624 CHEERS OF AGREEMENT 220 00:11:07,664 --> 00:11:11,784 We've all seen it. Billy's sister's passed it round. 221 00:11:13,144 --> 00:11:16,584 The noise you make when you cum, you're like a little girl. 222 00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:17,984 You can shut it, 223 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:20,504 or I'm gonna tell them all why Sheena binned you. 224 00:11:20,544 --> 00:11:22,224 What did she say? 225 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,384 Tell you later. Nah, what did she say? 226 00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:29,344 I can't tell you now, cos that would be...premature. 227 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,424 Fuck off. 228 00:11:30,464 --> 00:11:32,424 You fuck off. Fuck off! 229 00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:35,584 Men against boys. 230 00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:50,064 MEN CHEER AND LAUGH 231 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,944 Hey, Roddy, this is you. 232 00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,984 ALL LAUGH 233 00:12:17,024 --> 00:12:18,904 Yeah, yeah, good one, that. 234 00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:25,304 He got you there, Roddy. Eh? He got you there. 235 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,024 He done you. He's absolutely done you. 236 00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:35,624 That photo's back. Saul's brother. 237 00:12:35,664 --> 00:12:38,864 It's on the Lippy Manc site. Once it's out, you can't stop it. 238 00:12:38,904 --> 00:12:41,184 You know what I blame for 239 00:12:41,224 --> 00:12:44,144 the downfall of civilisation? 240 00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:46,584 Croissants. Croissants? 241 00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:49,944 Have you seen them, the modern croissant? 242 00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:52,824 Walk down the street, every other shop's an artisan bakery. 243 00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:54,504 Never mind you can't pay the gas bill, 244 00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:55,664 have a croissant. 245 00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:59,584 Oh, and there are trays of these things all pimped out 246 00:12:59,624 --> 00:13:03,224 with crests of pistachio Chantilly cream on top, 247 00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:06,464 and stuffed with a blueberry custard roulade, 248 00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:08,984 and covered in glaze and honey and glitter. 249 00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:11,784 It's the end of the world. 250 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,944 Like the fall of Versailles. 251 00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:19,344 And it leads to the guillotine, I warn you. 252 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,184 Britain will burn 253 00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:25,984 and the streets will smell of laminated pastry. 254 00:13:29,544 --> 00:13:31,104 Am I boring you, sweetheart? 255 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,624 No. It's just this thing. 256 00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,024 I think it's my fault. 257 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,664 Well, that'll solve it, typing. 258 00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:40,104 That's all the world does now, type. 259 00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:45,624 Heaven forfend you should actually get off your arse and do something. 260 00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:57,064 You see, the problem is in the old days we'd have 261 00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,344 a fight downstairs, we report it, police come in, done. Nowadays, 262 00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:05,104 everybody films the bloody fight on 500 different phones, 263 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,744 and that keeps on getting reported to the police. 264 00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:08,904 We're stuck in a loop. 265 00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:11,984 We end up with 500 different reports of the same thing, 266 00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:16,224 and then the council starts asking questions like we had 500 fights, 267 00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,144 when it was just one. 268 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:22,624 I've gotta go. Louise can cover my shift. 269 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,144 Sorry. 270 00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,584 Calico Road, please. 271 00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:11,104 I said, I knew it, I said she was the devil. 272 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,264 Excuse me, I said so. And right at the beginning. 273 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,944 Oh, I'm sorry. 274 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,304 Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman to show 275 00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,704 the slightest iota of intelligence. 276 00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:23,424 No. As a matter of fact, 277 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,824 I don't think you treat women badly. I think you treat everyone badly. 278 00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,824 Ah, there she is! 279 00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:30,144 Ah-hah! 280 00:15:30,184 --> 00:15:32,104 You do think you're cleverer than everyone else. 281 00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:33,264 That's cos I am. 282 00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:34,664 That's the last bit, do you want it? 283 00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:38,064 No, you're all right. That's the problem with next door, though. 284 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,504 You think you're smarter than them. 285 00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:42,144 What, the fucking Flintstones? I should hope so. 286 00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:44,064 I know they might not be your sort of people, 287 00:15:44,104 --> 00:15:45,944 but think about it. They've raised two boys, 288 00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:47,544 neither one of them has gone to jail. 289 00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:48,584 Only just. 290 00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:51,264 No, but they're not in prison, they're not on drugs. 291 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:53,504 I mean, they're kind of bright, really. 292 00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:56,384 One of them walks into your house, helps himself, 293 00:15:56,424 --> 00:15:58,544 and the other one has sex online 294 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,704 and makes money out of it. That's clever. 295 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:04,464 Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think. 296 00:16:08,624 --> 00:16:11,744 Does it show? That I think people are thick? 297 00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:14,264 I mean, can you actually see it on my face? 298 00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,104 Like a lighthouse. 299 00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:22,144 ALL TALK AND GROAN 300 00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:26,424 All right, boys? 301 00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:28,104 All right, Mrs G? 302 00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,304 Our mum says hello, and thanks for the blankets. 303 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:35,024 Remember what I said - no vaping. It stinks the house out. 304 00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,904 Bunch of idiots, you lot. You want pizza at half-time, 305 00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:39,344 you need to put it on now. 306 00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:42,544 Marie. Saul could buy us caviar all the money he's earning. 307 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,144 Fuck sake, Roddy. 308 00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:13,784 What you doing here? 309 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,904 I was just passing. I knew you lived next door to the boss. 310 00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:17,184 No, no, you can't come in. 311 00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,784 I don't want to. I thought we could go into town. 312 00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:21,304 They've got the Maker's Market in Ancoats. 313 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,624 No, no, just...can you go? Thanks. 314 00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:25,904 George, I saw the live stream, OK? I was worried. 315 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:26,984 They were battering you. 316 00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:28,304 It's football. 317 00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,624 Don't be so stupid! Now, fuck off! 318 00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,344 I can't be seen with you. 319 00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,544 Why not? Because look at you. 320 00:17:36,704 --> 00:17:39,024 You can't come near my house, so just go. 321 00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:49,264 Where have you been? 322 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,704 Nowhere. 323 00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:53,464 Why'd you go outside? 324 00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:57,344 Dunno. Just went out. 325 00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:00,824 But what for? 326 00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,464 Leave...leave it, leave it. 327 00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:08,344 DOORBELL 328 00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:09,584 But what...? 329 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,104 Ten minutes for the pizza. 330 00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,424 Hey, George, you missed it. Player's half asleep. 331 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,024 What are you doing here? 332 00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:41,304 Oh, a penalty! Got to be a penalty that! 333 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:17,744 I said hello to George online, and we got on. 334 00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:20,264 He's a laugh. I took him out for a drink. 335 00:19:20,304 --> 00:19:21,584 What did you do that for? 336 00:19:21,624 --> 00:19:24,864 How old are you? 25. 337 00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:25,944 He's 16. 338 00:19:25,984 --> 00:19:28,424 Yeah. I know. That's the point. He's only 16. 339 00:19:28,464 --> 00:19:29,624 Who's looking out for him? 340 00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:32,024 But I'm just the neighbour. What am I supposed to do? 341 00:19:32,064 --> 00:19:34,424 There's this photo as well. 342 00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:36,864 We were messing about and... 343 00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,584 Well, what the fuck did you do to him? 344 00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:39,704 We were just having a laugh. 345 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,824 Oh, that's clever, so you thought you'd recruit him at the same time. 346 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,384 All right, back off, Steph. 347 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,264 Nothing to do with me. 348 00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:48,104 But he saw me just now - Clive - and he's not gonna be happy. 349 00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:49,584 Yeah, he's not a monster. 350 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,624 Excuse me? After everything he did to you? 351 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,944 All right, but George will just have a bad afternoon. 352 00:19:57,984 --> 00:20:00,984 Don't we all? It's part of growing up, isn't it? 353 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:03,544 Tell you what, I know Marie. Why don't I give her a call? 354 00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:05,944 No. I know what I'm doing. 355 00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:09,264 I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit, and it might all calm down. 356 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,344 Clive will never see this. 357 00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,784 Mikey's seen it, 358 00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:16,824 and Mikey knows Saul, and if Saul sees it... 359 00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,664 MOBILE RINGS 360 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,344 Hi, Marie, it's Steph. 361 00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:29,144 Bless George. He looks quite nice. 362 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,384 I was just wondering, I'm in Leo's... 363 00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,864 My mum caught me in full make-up, and I was older than him. 364 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,224 You're noisy! 365 00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:37,184 I was 18, and you know what happened then. 366 00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:38,384 If you can... Well, what can I do? 367 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:41,624 I guess I could have a chat with Clive. 368 00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:43,384 In a weird way, we get on quite well. 369 00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,584 But I can't just walk in there. 370 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,344 I haven't an excuse to... 371 00:20:49,904 --> 00:20:51,024 Yes, I have. 372 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:54,504 I'll just be two minutes. 373 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,344 I didn't really know what to say. 374 00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:57,944 Don't start episode three without me. 375 00:20:57,984 --> 00:20:59,744 What you doing? 376 00:21:01,664 --> 00:21:03,504 He isn't going next door, is he? 377 00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,184 What have you done now? 378 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,424 How's it my fault? 379 00:21:08,464 --> 00:21:11,984 Well, the amount of hormones you're on, no wonder you overreact. 380 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,104 I had a thought. 381 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,264 It's gonna cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced, 382 00:21:20,304 --> 00:21:23,624 but why bother? We've sorted that out. 383 00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:26,104 There's no way it would ever happen again. 384 00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:28,224 And it's really convenient you having my key. 385 00:21:28,264 --> 00:21:31,784 So, a wee peace offering. 386 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:36,744 Sorry to interrupt. 387 00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:39,584 BOISTEROUS SHOUTING 388 00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:41,184 It's half-time. 389 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,864 Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word? 390 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:05,584 Look, I know they're all just having fun, 391 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:10,144 but I've been there, on the receiving end, so to speak. 392 00:22:11,944 --> 00:22:13,824 So, you're watching us? 393 00:22:13,864 --> 00:22:16,104 No, it's online. Everyone can see that. 394 00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:18,664 They're broadcasting live from your house. 395 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,824 And I was just saying next door, right now, 396 00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:23,384 it's a funny thing, sociologically... 397 00:22:24,424 --> 00:22:26,504 ..gangs of lads always know when someone's gay. 398 00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:30,584 It's like a herd instinct, and they can pick on him. 399 00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:32,704 So, you're saying George is gay? 400 00:22:35,424 --> 00:22:36,464 Well, we talked about this. 401 00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:39,584 No, we said we don't know. So, what, you've made your mind up without me, 402 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,984 have you? You and your mates, and that Zee. 403 00:22:43,024 --> 00:22:44,544 Is she next door, is she, right now? 404 00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:46,904 Because she was outside. Or he was outside, 405 00:22:46,944 --> 00:22:50,984 or they were outside. How does she know George? 406 00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:53,344 She knows Saul, she follows him, so she follows his brother. 407 00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:54,624 Yeah, you follow someone online, 408 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,944 you don't follow them home. 409 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,064 So, you sit there... 410 00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:03,264 ..in your house, with your mates, and you follow Saul, 411 00:23:03,304 --> 00:23:05,824 and you follow George, and those great big lads, 412 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:07,184 and you watch their videos. 413 00:23:08,944 --> 00:23:10,544 Are you watching with your pants down, Leo? Oh. 414 00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:13,544 And then you come round here and you say that I'm a bad father. What? 415 00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:16,864 Will you bollock them, Clive? They're pissing out the back. 416 00:23:16,904 --> 00:23:19,104 For God's sake. Bloody idiots. 417 00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:20,984 Can I have my phone back? 418 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,904 What you doing here? 419 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,624 Why is your friend Steph phoning me? 420 00:23:25,664 --> 00:23:29,984 I dunno. I just popped in. 421 00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:32,344 Clive, can I have my phone back, please? 422 00:23:32,384 --> 00:23:35,064 You two. I won't tell you again! 423 00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:38,824 Hi, Mr Struthers. Are we making too much noise? 424 00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:41,984 No, no, no, you're good. Good. Hello, George. 425 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:44,144 That's the man I was talking about. I worked for him. 426 00:23:44,184 --> 00:23:46,504 MEN CHATTER 427 00:23:50,464 --> 00:23:52,984 All right, move out the way, move out the way. You take that? 428 00:23:56,064 --> 00:23:58,864 Help yourself, Leo. We've got pizza for 5,000. 429 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,184 Most of it on the floor. Monty, what are you doing? 430 00:24:01,224 --> 00:24:02,424 Sorry Mrs G. 431 00:24:02,464 --> 00:24:04,064 Sorry, Mum, he's a fucking idiot. 432 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:07,184 Yeah, you can shut it, mummy's boy. 433 00:24:07,224 --> 00:24:09,984 I was talking about you, mister. Oh? 434 00:24:10,024 --> 00:24:12,664 Did Clive tell you what's happening at work for me? 435 00:24:12,704 --> 00:24:15,504 No. The academy is merging three kitchens, 436 00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:19,864 so my job is in consultation. We all know what that means. 437 00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:23,104 That's tough. No, but the real problem is my boss, 438 00:24:23,144 --> 00:24:27,344 Alexander, he's a gay man, you see. 439 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,704 Well, I don't actually know him. 440 00:24:28,744 --> 00:24:30,024 But this is what he does. 441 00:24:30,064 --> 00:24:32,944 He employs young lads in the kitchen, 442 00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:34,784 and I mean young, 443 00:24:34,824 --> 00:24:37,224 and they get younger and younger, those boys. 444 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,624 Yeah, one of them is under 16. 445 00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:41,304 And the funny thing is, are their jobs in danger? 446 00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:42,944 No, they're not, they're safe. 447 00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:45,464 It's the women the first to go. Thank you. 448 00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:47,144 OK, but that is not my fault. 449 00:24:47,184 --> 00:24:49,904 Never is, is it? Blame-free. 450 00:24:51,984 --> 00:24:53,904 Now, behave yourselves, you lot, 451 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:56,144 and don't start mooning, for Christ's sake. 452 00:24:56,184 --> 00:24:57,584 I can't promise, Marie. 453 00:24:57,624 --> 00:24:59,584 Have fun. Sorry, is it Mr Struthers? 454 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,104 Can I ask, have you got any jobs going? 455 00:25:01,144 --> 00:25:02,784 It's just Saul was saying about the bar. 456 00:25:02,824 --> 00:25:04,944 Er, not at the moment. But we get a high turnover, 457 00:25:04,984 --> 00:25:06,984 so it's worth asking. We're Spit & Polish. 458 00:25:07,024 --> 00:25:08,184 You should look at the website. 459 00:25:08,224 --> 00:25:09,824 It's a gay bar, Olly. 460 00:25:09,864 --> 00:25:11,184 I'll show my arse, I don't care. 461 00:25:11,224 --> 00:25:13,064 Hey, it's a good arse. 462 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,104 Yeah, it doesn't actually matter, 463 00:25:16,144 --> 00:25:18,064 cos you don't have to be gay to work there. 464 00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:19,384 We're actually not allowed to ask. 465 00:25:19,424 --> 00:25:22,864 You? Don't ask? Beg your pardon. He's fucking obsessed. 466 00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:25,304 No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know. 467 00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:27,144 If you were gonna take on an apprentice, 468 00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:29,704 you wouldn't be able to ask if he was gay or straight. 469 00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:31,864 Well, I'd know, though, wouldn't I? I'd know, wouldn't I, lads? 470 00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:33,424 ALL AFFIRM 471 00:25:33,464 --> 00:25:36,184 Would you know if someone's gay just by looking? 472 00:25:38,384 --> 00:25:39,664 Not always. 473 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,384 Well, could you tell with us? 474 00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:46,824 Um, well, that depends. 475 00:25:46,864 --> 00:25:49,304 Well, go on. Law of averages, it's gotta be one of us. 476 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,024 Which one, is it? 477 00:25:51,064 --> 00:25:52,824 Um... Have you got Grindr on your phone? 478 00:25:52,864 --> 00:25:54,024 Hey, I've got his phone here. 479 00:25:54,064 --> 00:25:56,584 Yeah, could, could I have that back, please? 480 00:25:56,624 --> 00:25:58,184 Seriously, can I have my phone back? Thank you. 481 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,504 Go on, open it up. 482 00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:00,624 Got it, got it. 483 00:26:00,664 --> 00:26:03,584 Open it, go on. Hey, hey, the Grindr test. 484 00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:06,424 Cos if one of us is bent, that thing's gonna go ping. 485 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,824 Oi-oi, I'll tell you what, boys, 486 00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:10,344 if anyone in this room is gonna nosh us off, 487 00:26:10,384 --> 00:26:12,224 Tuckshop would eat anything. 488 00:26:12,264 --> 00:26:15,344 You know what? I'll take it, lads, I'll take it. 489 00:26:15,384 --> 00:26:16,784 Wait a minute, whoa. 490 00:26:18,784 --> 00:26:20,504 Was it your house that George was in, 491 00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:23,504 drinking wine and...and wanking off? Cos Saul said... 492 00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:24,744 Shut up, that's been sorted. 493 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,824 You're the gay next door, yeah? 494 00:26:26,864 --> 00:26:28,544 Ah! 495 00:26:28,584 --> 00:26:32,144 Cos I warn you, leave Georgie Girl alone, old man. 496 00:26:34,184 --> 00:26:35,944 That bitch is mine. 497 00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:37,784 Come on, Roddy. 498 00:26:37,824 --> 00:26:39,224 Oh, my God! He's hard! 499 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,584 ALL CHEER Fuck off! 500 00:26:41,624 --> 00:26:44,104 He's got a hard-on. I'm not kidding. He fancies me! 501 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:47,424 Oh, he shamed you! He's so ashamed! 502 00:26:47,464 --> 00:26:49,984 Look at his face. Look at his face! 503 00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:52,064 Hey, George, my man. 504 00:26:55,664 --> 00:26:57,904 Oi...Oi. I'll tell you what though, boys. 505 00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,344 I've had bigger. 506 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,664 You can fuck off, you little prick. 507 00:27:06,704 --> 00:27:08,504 Takes one to know one, mate. Takes one to know one. 508 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,664 Congratulations, George! 509 00:27:10,704 --> 00:27:12,264 Go on! 510 00:27:12,304 --> 00:27:14,664 ALL CHEER, GLASS SMASHES 511 00:27:14,704 --> 00:27:16,784 Keep it down in there, will you? 512 00:27:26,504 --> 00:27:28,464 Proud of you, mate. 513 00:27:28,504 --> 00:27:29,624 Go on, George. 514 00:27:29,664 --> 00:27:31,424 You proud of yourself? 515 00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:32,784 I didn't do anything. 516 00:27:32,824 --> 00:27:34,224 It's gotta be said though, boys, eh, 517 00:27:34,264 --> 00:27:35,904 it's gotta be said that my little George, 518 00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:37,304 he didn't stand a chance 519 00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:39,464 with this little pansy next door. Cos you know what? 520 00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,144 He follows you. 521 00:27:41,184 --> 00:27:44,424 Yeah, all of you. Online. He's watching you. Look. 522 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,784 Is that my video? 523 00:27:45,824 --> 00:27:47,984 Yeah. Everything you do, he's watching. 524 00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:50,544 That's not fair. All the time. Can I just have that back? 525 00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:52,344 Why? Cos what else is on there, eh? 526 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:55,744 Thing is, Mr Goss, those boys of yours, 527 00:27:55,784 --> 00:27:56,904 they're filthy. 528 00:27:58,104 --> 00:27:59,824 They're fucking obscene. 529 00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:01,704 Both of them, hey? 530 00:28:04,824 --> 00:28:06,944 Turn it off. Turn it off. 531 00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:11,584 Get off me. Get off me. 532 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,664 Go on, have a look, have a look. 533 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,064 All right, all right. That's me. 534 00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:24,744 That's me. Tell you what, Monty, 535 00:28:24,784 --> 00:28:26,584 they wouldn't have you, mate. 536 00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:35,904 Hey, Hey, Hey. Good on you, lad, good on you. 537 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,704 Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry. 538 00:28:37,744 --> 00:28:40,784 No. Hey, it's good, isn't it? Cos you know, you're earning money, 539 00:28:40,824 --> 00:28:43,944 and that's what counts, isn't it, eh, the coin? 540 00:28:43,984 --> 00:28:45,904 Good on you. 541 00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:49,224 SAUL GROANS AND GASPS 542 00:28:53,224 --> 00:28:55,264 Turning you on, George? 543 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:56,944 You're going too far, Roddy? 544 00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:59,544 Incest is best, yeah? So. 545 00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:02,144 Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive. Can I just have my phone? 546 00:29:02,184 --> 00:29:03,784 You've seen it all before anyway, haven't you? 547 00:29:03,824 --> 00:29:07,984 Eh? He's seen it before, Mr Struthers from number five, yeah. 548 00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:11,224 You know what? He's seen you, Saul. 549 00:29:11,264 --> 00:29:15,144 He sits there not ten feet away, watching videos of you. 550 00:29:15,184 --> 00:29:16,424 Oh, my God. On his computer. 551 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,224 You don't...you don't subscribe, do you? 552 00:29:18,264 --> 00:29:19,984 No, I do not. 553 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:22,624 What's this then? It's on your bar's website. 554 00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:25,024 Sicko. 555 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,104 Fucking hell, George, 556 00:29:26,144 --> 00:29:28,304 you got something to tell us, then, or what? 557 00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:38,784 What's that? 558 00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:47,624 George, what is that? 559 00:29:47,664 --> 00:29:49,344 I don't know. 560 00:29:49,384 --> 00:29:50,624 What are you doing there? I don't know. 561 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:51,744 Where is that? Oh, come on, it's... 562 00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:53,224 Shut up, you! 563 00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:54,784 You pornographer! 564 00:29:57,744 --> 00:29:59,264 Now, you tell me what that is. 565 00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:01,384 Look, I just think that sometimes when we just have 566 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,784 a lot to drink, we do silly things. 567 00:30:02,824 --> 00:30:05,104 That, to me, looks like a mad night out with some daft mates. 568 00:30:05,144 --> 00:30:06,944 So, what, he was with you? No. 569 00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:09,224 Is that round your house? No, it's not. 570 00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:10,864 So, how did you know he was drunk then? 571 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,064 What, did you get him pissed and then dress him up, did you? 572 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,304 Clive, just stop it. 573 00:30:15,344 --> 00:30:17,224 Or did you put lipstick on him like a little doll, did you? 574 00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:20,744 For Christ sakes! It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh. 575 00:30:20,784 --> 00:30:23,464 He lives right next door, Clive. It's never a stranger. 576 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:24,904 There's lots of it and all. 577 00:30:24,944 --> 00:30:28,824 # When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbing along, along 578 00:30:28,864 --> 00:30:30,504 # Along 579 00:30:30,544 --> 00:30:36,224 # There'll be no more sorrow when he starts... # 580 00:30:36,264 --> 00:30:38,704 Fucking hell George, something to tell us, then? 581 00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:44,904 # When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbing along, along 582 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,984 # Along 583 00:30:48,024 --> 00:30:50,024 # There'll be no more sorrow when he starts... # 584 00:30:50,064 --> 00:30:51,064 What you doing to him? 585 00:30:51,104 --> 00:30:53,824 I'm not doing anything, and I think I'm better off going. 586 00:30:53,864 --> 00:30:55,184 No! 587 00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:56,864 Come on! 588 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,064 Shocking scenes of violence that some viewers may find distressing 589 00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:06,304 You're trying to change my son. Let me go. 590 00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:07,824 You're trying to change him. Just let me go. 591 00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:09,984 Turning him into a little girl? Clive, let me go. 592 00:31:10,024 --> 00:31:12,184 You seen those photos? What they do to you when you're trans? 593 00:31:12,224 --> 00:31:14,184 Cos they chop your cock off. Look. 594 00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:15,424 Ask George. 595 00:31:15,464 --> 00:31:16,464 What the fuck? Well? 596 00:31:16,504 --> 00:31:19,944 He didn't do anything. I'd never let him touch me. He's got HIV. 597 00:31:19,984 --> 00:31:22,104 Dirty fuck! You filthy bastard! 598 00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:24,184 You gotta watch yourself, Mr Goss, don't touch him. 599 00:31:24,224 --> 00:31:27,704 I saw the pills in his house. I looked 'em up. He's infected. 600 00:31:27,744 --> 00:31:30,144 I've had it for years, and I'm fine. 601 00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:34,784 But according to Clive, there's no such thing as HIV, 602 00:31:34,824 --> 00:31:39,264 so go on. Tell 'em, with all your wisdom, educate the lads. 603 00:31:39,304 --> 00:31:41,104 What's this on your back, George? Hey, what does that say? 604 00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:43,344 Is that on the T-shirt? No, no, no, it's on his skin. It's a word. 605 00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:45,184 It's nothing, it's not anything. 606 00:31:45,224 --> 00:31:48,064 Let's have a look... CROSS TALK 607 00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:49,784 What the fuck is that, you weird kid? 608 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:50,864 Flo, what's Flo? 609 00:31:50,904 --> 00:31:53,384 Hey, you got anything else? 610 00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:54,984 What does that mean? 611 00:31:56,504 --> 00:31:58,144 What is it? George, what the fuck, is it? 612 00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,784 Is it menstrual flow? It's a game! 613 00:31:59,824 --> 00:32:02,064 It was a stupid game we were playing. It's nothing. 614 00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:03,384 What sort of game? 615 00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:04,864 It was his friend. She did it. 616 00:32:04,904 --> 00:32:06,184 Which one? The tranny. 617 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,064 Did you change his name? No. Did you give him a new name? 618 00:32:08,104 --> 00:32:10,384 No, I've never seen it before. Did you name him? ..before. 619 00:32:10,424 --> 00:32:11,544 They're gonna cut it off, Clive. 620 00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:12,944 They're gonna cut his fucking cock off. 621 00:32:12,984 --> 00:32:14,264 What, like this? 622 00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:15,504 MEN GROAN 623 00:32:15,544 --> 00:32:18,384 I'm George, I'm little Georgie. 624 00:32:18,424 --> 00:32:19,704 Gotta say, Mr Goss, 625 00:32:19,744 --> 00:32:21,784 if you want a ladyboy, you're the expert. 626 00:32:24,824 --> 00:32:26,024 Mr Goss? 627 00:32:26,064 --> 00:32:27,264 Mr G? 628 00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:29,304 What are you doing, Mr Goss? That's a fella. 629 00:32:34,304 --> 00:32:37,464 We all know you play away from home, but that's taking it a bit far. 630 00:32:37,504 --> 00:32:38,824 Come here. 631 00:32:38,864 --> 00:32:41,584 ALL SHOUT 632 00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:45,064 Did you plan this? Stop it, Dad. 633 00:32:45,104 --> 00:32:47,384 Is that what you do? Did you invite me in? 634 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,384 You know, we should hang him high. 635 00:32:49,424 --> 00:32:51,544 Like those trainers that they hang on the telephone wires, 636 00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:53,144 you know when there's a crackhouse in the street 637 00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,664 and they put the trainers on the wires to warn people off. 638 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,424 They're not a warning, they're an advert. 639 00:32:58,464 --> 00:32:59,944 Are you correcting me? 640 00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:04,224 You keep grabbing hold, and breathing on me, 641 00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:05,784 and using your fist, 642 00:33:05,824 --> 00:33:07,424 I really don't know... 643 00:33:09,544 --> 00:33:11,784 ..which one of us is gay? 644 00:33:14,024 --> 00:33:15,944 String him up. 645 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,824 Stop it! 646 00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:24,944 Right... Right, get him to that lamppost there. 647 00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:26,184 Come on, both of you, come on. 648 00:33:26,224 --> 00:33:28,544 Let me go. It's OK. I'll just go home. 649 00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:31,224 Let me go. I'll just go home. Come on now. 650 00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:33,824 Get up there. 651 00:33:39,544 --> 00:33:41,344 Dad, stop it. 652 00:33:41,384 --> 00:33:42,784 What the fuck? 653 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:43,944 Stop! 654 00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,344 What you doing? 655 00:33:45,384 --> 00:33:46,704 That thing! 656 00:33:46,744 --> 00:33:48,784 Get it! Run! Run! 657 00:33:48,824 --> 00:33:50,584 Grab it now? 658 00:33:50,624 --> 00:33:51,744 Run! 659 00:33:51,784 --> 00:33:54,704 POUNDING ON DOOR 660 00:33:54,744 --> 00:33:57,264 Oh, my God! They're going to get in! 661 00:33:57,304 --> 00:33:59,024 They're getting in! 662 00:34:00,584 --> 00:34:03,144 Clive, OK, OK, Clive. Clive, I'm sorry, OK? 663 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:05,984 But just leave Zee alone. She's done nothing wrong. 664 00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:09,624 Police, police, I need police. Calico Road, M14. 665 00:34:09,664 --> 00:34:12,024 Throttle him up, lads. 666 00:34:12,064 --> 00:34:14,064 ALL SHOUTING 667 00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:16,024 Dad, stop! 668 00:34:16,064 --> 00:34:17,344 Please! 669 00:34:17,384 --> 00:34:18,864 Stop it! 670 00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:20,384 You can fuck off. 671 00:34:20,424 --> 00:34:21,664 SHE SCREAMS 672 00:34:21,704 --> 00:34:23,624 Yeah, go on! Go on! 673 00:34:23,664 --> 00:34:24,784 Just stop, stop, stop. 674 00:34:24,824 --> 00:34:26,184 Dad, what the fuck? 675 00:34:26,224 --> 00:34:29,144 MEN SHOUT 676 00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:31,184 Hold him. Hold him. 677 00:34:33,184 --> 00:34:35,104 MUSIC PLAYS 678 00:34:38,304 --> 00:34:39,864 Let's get him up there. 679 00:34:41,264 --> 00:34:42,504 Dirty little paedo. 680 00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:45,304 Please stop. Clive. 681 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,544 You take pride... 682 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,664 Please stop! ..in your flag. 683 00:34:48,704 --> 00:34:49,944 God! 684 00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:50,984 It's everywhere. 685 00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:52,224 Please! 686 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,944 Well, we need a new flag, to say that this street is safe. 687 00:34:55,984 --> 00:34:58,504 Dad, please. That our children are safe. 688 00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:03,584 That there's one place in this world that children are safe. 689 00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:04,904 And that flag... 690 00:35:04,944 --> 00:35:05,984 Dad! 691 00:35:06,024 --> 00:35:07,384 ..is you! 692 00:35:07,424 --> 00:35:08,584 Help me. Go on! 693 00:35:08,624 --> 00:35:09,824 For God sakes, one of you! 694 00:35:09,864 --> 00:35:11,344 Don't do it! Please, help me! 695 00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:12,384 Hoist him up! 696 00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:13,504 Help me! 697 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:15,264 Three, two, one. 698 00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:18,184 Three, two, one. 699 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,144 Three, two, one. 700 00:35:21,184 --> 00:35:22,984 Get him up. 701 00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:25,624 Look at it. Look at it. 702 00:35:25,664 --> 00:35:28,824 No, Dad! No, Dad! 703 00:35:30,144 --> 00:35:31,464 Dad! 704 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,704 Let him go, please! 705 00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:35,504 Got it. 706 00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:36,904 Dad! 707 00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:39,624 Let him go. 708 00:36:08,184 --> 00:36:10,544 HE MURMURS 709 00:37:29,224 --> 00:37:30,704 SHE SCREAMS 710 00:37:30,744 --> 00:37:32,984 He can't breathe! 711 00:37:33,984 --> 00:37:35,384 SHE CRIES OUT 712 00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:38,184 SHE BANGS CAR 713 00:37:38,224 --> 00:37:40,584 SHE SCREAMS 714 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:56,584 What have you...? What have you done? 715 00:39:38,504 --> 00:39:41,104 APPROACHING SIRENS 716 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:49,904 Here we are. Cheers. 717 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:56,504 Has he moved all his things now? Oh, I've still got his books. 718 00:40:56,544 --> 00:40:58,104 I keep thinking he's done it on purpose, 719 00:40:58,144 --> 00:40:59,904 and he's gonna come back to pick them up and say, 720 00:40:59,944 --> 00:41:00,984 "Oh, I made a mistake. 721 00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:04,664 "I love you really, blah, blah, blah." Fuck off! 722 00:41:04,704 --> 00:41:05,784 The divorce is final? 723 00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,504 Absolutely. Yeah. 724 00:41:07,544 --> 00:41:09,144 And the bar's all yours? 725 00:41:09,184 --> 00:41:10,224 Mm-hm. 726 00:41:10,264 --> 00:41:12,024 Are you gonna renovate it? 727 00:41:12,064 --> 00:41:14,064 Cor, it's hard enough just keeping it open. 728 00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:17,664 The costs. Now, I have to employ four security lads every night, 729 00:41:17,704 --> 00:41:19,664 just cos it gets so rough. I mean, 730 00:41:19,704 --> 00:41:23,784 in the '90s on Canal Street you'd never see a fight. 731 00:41:23,824 --> 00:41:27,024 Oh, you did. I was there. 732 00:41:27,064 --> 00:41:28,824 No, you'd have a couple of drunks maybe, 733 00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:31,024 but these days, you know, windows get smashed. 734 00:41:31,064 --> 00:41:33,664 Men driving past on motorbikes, throwing bricks. 735 00:41:33,704 --> 00:41:34,784 Come on! 736 00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:37,304 And I'm not starting up, 737 00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:39,424 but you and I can't even mention trans rights without 738 00:41:39,464 --> 00:41:41,064 a massive fucking argument, so it's, 739 00:41:41,104 --> 00:41:43,264 it's...it's...it's all getting worse. 740 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,704 You sound like Melba now. 741 00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:47,904 Well... 742 00:41:49,184 --> 00:41:51,824 ..like he always says, in the old days, 743 00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:55,544 if they hated us, you could say it was due to a lack of visibility, 744 00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:59,144 because we were hidden in basements like this. 745 00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:02,424 Fucking in the dark. 746 00:42:02,464 --> 00:42:04,424 No wonder they thought we were perverts. 747 00:42:04,464 --> 00:42:08,224 And so we fought to be seen. But what if we got it wrong? 748 00:42:09,984 --> 00:42:14,704 What if they see us and they still don't like us? 749 00:42:14,744 --> 00:42:18,264 Gosh, you're asking a woman what that feels like. 750 00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:19,824 OK, but it was fine, you know. 751 00:42:19,864 --> 00:42:21,824 15 years ago everything was fine 752 00:42:21,864 --> 00:42:25,824 and now it just feels like it's... 753 00:42:27,704 --> 00:42:29,624 ..ending. 754 00:42:29,664 --> 00:42:31,184 Do you really think so? 755 00:42:31,224 --> 00:42:35,744 Yeah...Yeah. Every day, every little thing, 756 00:42:35,784 --> 00:42:37,384 every tiny little thing that happens, 757 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:43,304 one by one, like banning a book, or removing a name, 758 00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:45,064 or pulling down a flag. I mean, 759 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,064 it seems like little things, 760 00:42:47,104 --> 00:42:50,184 but there's a sort of a violence behind it. 761 00:42:50,224 --> 00:42:52,144 And you just get more and more of these little things, 762 00:42:52,184 --> 00:42:55,224 and every single day it builds and builds and then... 763 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,944 I think something big's gonna happen. 764 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:22,304 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 53404

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