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Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.90,0:00:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.98,0:00:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening and welcome to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.78,0:00:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- The Great Indian Kapil Show!{\i0}\N{\i1}- The Great Indian Kapil Show!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.02,0:00:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!\N- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.70,0:01:00.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Deliver two hit seasons…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.02,0:01:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,and the reins of four are all yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.42,0:01:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at our Kanhaiya\Nsurrounded by adoring Gopis!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I know exactly where\Nyour eyes will be this season!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.50,0:01:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sidhu {\i1}paaji,{\i0} there are always\Nfour ladies seated right behind you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.90,0:01:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Even the four ladies\Nsitting behind me went with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.78,0:01:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But come what may,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,every moment from today\Nwill be packed with fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- The whole nation is ready
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.78,0:01:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- to laugh along!\N- To laugh along!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.78,0:01:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And by public demand…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.06,0:01:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,By public demand, Kapil,\Nback on the chair once more,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.10,0:01:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,will be the Sardar\Nthey've all been waiting for!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.94,0:01:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.06,0:01:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Punjabis are here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.82,0:01:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Lilly, Billy, Silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.38,0:01:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Please go back there\Nand take care of my cafe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.62,0:01:59.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- And Chilly…\N- Chilly?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.82,0:02:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,make sure my uncle there is shining again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.30,0:02:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kaps!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.34,0:02:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,"Okay, Kaps!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.22,0:02:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaps!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.22,0:02:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- She said, "Thank you, Kaps."\N- Kaps!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.26,0:02:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Never before has someone\Ncalled out to me so lovingly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.18,0:02:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,People lately-- Especially in Punjab,\Npeople are like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.46,0:02:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Couple!"\N- "Couple!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.18,0:02:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,They can't even say "Kapil" right,\Nand she's calling me "Kaps"!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.14,0:02:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like the cold rush of breath\Nyou get after having cold ice cream.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.22,0:02:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,"Kaps!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.62,0:02:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,First and foremost,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.38,0:02:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,a big thank you to all our viewers…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.10,0:02:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,who have showered us with love,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.90,0:02:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,not only from India\Nbut from every corner of the globe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.90,0:02:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Along with that, a big thank you\Nto Netflix for a generous budget
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,that made bringing\NSidhu {\i1}paaji{\i0} on board possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.98,0:02:45.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.94,0:02:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Paaji,{\i0} after so many years,\Nyou're finally back in the chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.14,0:02:53.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though it's a united alliance…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.54,0:02:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,A united alliance!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.98,0:02:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- How does it feel?\N- Somebody tell him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.18,0:02:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Netflix is spending big,\Nbut how do you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.14,0:03:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}June can't come between{\i0}\N{\i1}July and August's way{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.46,0:03:08.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And Dehradun can't stand between{\i0}\N{\i1}Two Amritsar's sway!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.30,0:03:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Paaji,{\i0} you just got here\Nand you're killing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.94,0:03:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Cue the applause!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.78,0:03:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Clap it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.50,0:03:20.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- But you know, {\i1}paaji…{\i0}\N- Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.90,0:03:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,she's been stressed\Never since she heard you're joining us.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.46,0:03:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I can't lie to {\i1}paaji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.70,0:03:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,She went to an astrologer and said,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.14,0:03:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,"I can handle Rahu and Ketu,\Nbut what do I do with Sidhu?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.82,0:03:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Just as she asked the astrologer\Nfor a solution to deal with Sidhu {\i1}ji,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.78,0:03:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,he ripped off his moustache\Nand it was Aakash Chopra in disguise!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.26,0:03:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "I took up astrology\Nout of sheer fear of Sidhu!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.62,0:03:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have to say, Sidhu {\i1}paaji{\i0}\Nholds no grudge against you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.50,0:03:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- When we told him
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.66,0:03:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,that he would be sitting\Nwith you, Archana {\i1}ji,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.50,0:03:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,he said, "Look, I do commentary\Nwith someone even during matches.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.78,0:03:55.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I can handle\Nsitting next to someone here too."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.46,0:03:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, it's a whole other thing\Nthat he never lets anyone else talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.74,0:04:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,During one of the matches,\Nhe said to Bhajji {\i1}paaji,{\i0} "Tell me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.50,0:04:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"They need 20 runs in one over.\NIs it possible?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.26,0:04:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Bhajji said, {\i1}"Paaji,{\i0} I think--"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.34,0:04:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,"Bravo! You're absolutely right!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.82,0:04:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Trouble shows its face{\i0}\N{\i1}Before the fight begins{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.14,0:04:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}The brave charge ahead{\i0}\N{\i1}As soon as the game kicks in{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.50,0:04:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}With your strength and might{\i0}\N{\i1}Even stormy clouds of trouble take flight{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.94,0:04:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why stop at 20 when you're on fire?{\i0}\N{\i1}Hit 36 in an over, aim higher!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.42,0:04:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,He went on for so long, Bhajji {\i1}paaji{\i0}\Nsaid, {\i1}"Paaji,{\i0} the match is over."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.50,0:04:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,"Clap it up!"\NAgain, he said, "The match is over."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.02,0:04:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"Okay, then, let's scram!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.26,0:04:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- With {\i1}paaji{\i0} here--\N- Kapil, too good!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.78,0:04:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,With {\i1}paaji {\i0}here,\Nthe fun's just getting started.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.10,0:04:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of you, we ended up\Ntaking such a long break.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.66,0:04:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,The new season\Ntook six months to kick off.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.46,0:04:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing it took only six months.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.58,0:04:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Imagine what you'd have done\Nif it took nine!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.90,0:04:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's correct!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.10,0:05:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,For the record, I had my kids during\NCOVID, when the world was on a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.02,0:05:04.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You had yours while the cricket matches\Nwere still going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.02,0:05:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But, guys, I just want to inform you\Nthat I was busy with my movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.82,0:05:14.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I shot two movies back to back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.82,0:05:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow, six months\Njust slipped past me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.38,0:05:21.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, Archana {\i1}ji?{\i0} Time just\Nslips away when you're busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.82,0:05:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Six months must have felt like\Nsix years to you, Archana {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.82,0:05:24.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.74,0:05:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been working too.\NI've been making so many YouTube vlogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.42,0:05:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes!\N- Yes, I have watched your vlogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.62,0:05:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Trying out different foods.\N- Free of cost--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.74,0:05:34.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a great excuse\Nfor her family to feast for free.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.34,0:05:35.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What nonsense!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.26,0:05:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not vlogging.\NThat's straight-up fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.90,0:05:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She asks for a discount\Nat every restaurant she visits.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.62,0:05:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"At least give me a discount\Nif the food's not on the house."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.30,0:05:46.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm Archana Puran Singh.\NHaven't you seen my movie {\i1}Jalwa?"{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.90,0:05:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,The poor man kept saying,\N"No, I haven't seen the movie!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.14,0:05:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Then she pulled Parmeet sir into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.78,0:05:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm sure you recognize him. Everyone has\Nwatched {\i1}Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.58,0:05:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Throw in some {\i1}aloo tikkis{\i0}\Non the house for him!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.38,0:06:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Archana {\i1}ji's {\i0}family is here today.\NWelcome to the show, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.86,0:06:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,This is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.82,0:06:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Because this season,\Nit's all about celebrating families.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.14,0:06:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,We tend to celebrate\Neverything in the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.18,0:06:13.34,Default,,0,0,0,,yet we overlook celebrating\Nour own world.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.42,0:06:14.78,Default,,0,0,0,,When I say our own world,\NI mean our family.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.86,0:06:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure to spend time with your family,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.42,0:06:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,whenever and however much you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.26,0:06:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,On this occasion,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.62,0:06:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,we're about to welcome someone
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.10,0:06:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,who feels like family to every Indian.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.34,0:06:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,To some he's {\i1}chachu,{\i0}\Nto others he's {\i1}maamu.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.54,0:06:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- And all of India calls him Bhaijaan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.98,0:06:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Please welcome the superstar…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.82,0:06:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman Khan!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.26,0:07:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,A huge round of applause for Salman{\i1} bhai!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.66,0:08:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.62,0:08:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much.\NThank you, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.66,0:08:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman! Salman! Salman!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.94,0:08:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman! Salman! Salman!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.26,0:08:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai,{\i0} welcome to our show.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.26,0:08:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,So happy you've finally tasted\Nthe sweet {\i1}laddoo {\i0}of married life.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.62,0:08:25.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's such a happy moment!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.90,0:08:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- This is not a {\i1}laddoo.{\i0}\N- What is it then?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.62,0:08:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,This is {\i1}gulab jamun.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.50,0:08:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- There are two types of {\i1}gulab jamun.{\i0}\N- I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.58,0:08:35.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The ones you usually get.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.86,0:08:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- One's round, the other's stretched out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.94,0:08:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know which one this is.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.98,0:08:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.70,0:08:49.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, heavyweight bride!\NWho are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.74,0:09:05.10,Default,,0,0,0,,That's ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.90,0:09:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm Mona, in charge of security.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.54,0:09:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Why are you clinging to {\i1}bhai{\i0}\Nlike his bride?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.46,0:09:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,She's making us insecure.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.06,0:09:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.74,0:09:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman Khan remains unmarried…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.30,0:09:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, no…\N- Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.30,0:09:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll keep roaming around like a bride.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.34,0:09:29.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.26,0:09:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you see, he's a big shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.38,0:09:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You never know when he might\Nfeel like tying the knot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.70,0:09:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't just rush to get ready\Nwhen that happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.78,0:09:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knows,\Nmaybe I'll be Mrs. Khan one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.54,0:09:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, madam.\NI'm not the type you're looking for.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.82,0:09:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.54,0:09:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.74,0:09:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, ma'am.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.98,0:09:54.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.50,0:09:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What makes you think\Nyou'd ever be Mrs. Khan?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.82,0:10:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Your face is bigger than Shera's.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.22,0:10:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- And that's without the beard.\N- Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.46,0:10:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, so I do have one quality\Nthat makes me suitable to be with him!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.78,0:10:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,And as for the qualities of a wife…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.90,0:10:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Madam, why do you keep coming closer?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.42,0:10:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,As for the qualities of a wife…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.18,0:10:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You have none.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.18,0:10:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll show you those qualities…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.50,0:10:28.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- What? When?\N- when you demonstrate
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.02,0:10:31.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- your husband qualities.\N- Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.78,0:10:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- She's getting quite sentimental.\N- She really is.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.70,0:10:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, woman. He's not interested\Nin getting married. Please leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.94,0:10:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you saying?\NHe really wants to!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.18,0:10:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.18,0:10:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Tiger's very much alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.26,0:10:53.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Tiger's alive, just not for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.34,0:11:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- Look, Salman {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.78,0:11:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,How long do you plan\Nto spend your life with Shera?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.42,0:11:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you want a {\i1}sherni {\i0}in your life?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.22,0:11:14.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- And a wife…\N- Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.42,0:11:16.06,Default,,0,0,0,,is always a {\i1}sherni.{\i0}\NAm I right, Sidhu {\i1}ji?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.14,0:11:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- Absolutely! That's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.46,0:11:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Once I get married to Salman{\i1} ji,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.34,0:11:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm kicking out all his friends
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.86,0:11:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,who are a bad influence.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.82,0:11:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God!\N- Yeah, Nadeem{\i1} bhai?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.62,0:11:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No. You're still allowed. I like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.54,0:11:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- May I say something?\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.94,0:11:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Consider it done.\N- Done?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.22,0:11:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Without even asking Shera,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.30,0:11:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I will make you his {\i1}sherni.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.90,0:11:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.74,0:11:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Heard that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.66,0:11:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sounds about right.\N- You're asking for a little too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.10,0:11:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not asking for too much.\NOne BHK is more than enough for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.30,0:11:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,He lives in a one BHK himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.22,0:11:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm okay with the farmhouse too.\N- He's already got horses at his farmhouse.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.38,0:12:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an idea.\NHow about you live…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.74,0:12:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,within your limits?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.42,0:12:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,He doesn't want to marry you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.98,0:12:09.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's forget about getting married.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.46,0:12:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- How about a little honeymoon?\N- Hey, you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.30,0:12:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.78,0:12:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You want the honeymoon\Nwithout the wedding?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.98,0:12:17.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't I tell you he's a big shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.58,0:12:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No time for the wedding.\NThey jump right to the honeymoon!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.94,0:12:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,A little honeymoon is enough for me.\NWhat do you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.10,0:12:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,There's absolutely nothing I can give you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.66,0:12:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you're saying no?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.42,0:12:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- A definite no.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.54,0:12:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And a strong wave of disgust\Nfrom all his fans too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.30,0:12:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.18,0:12:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so I didn't manage\Nto snag a husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.06,0:12:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.14,0:12:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,But a one-of-a-kind duo\Nhas come together in India
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.98,0:12:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,that you won't find anywhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.74,0:12:49.10,Default,,0,0,0,,A huge round of applause\Nfor Sidhu {\i1}ji {\i0}and Archana {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.18,0:12:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.42,0:12:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.34,0:12:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know what made this possible?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.86,0:13:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of our CE… OO… YO.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.66,0:13:04.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- We used to run this show before.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.34,0:13:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Had they kept at it,\Nthis duo wouldn’t be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.38,0:13:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever since the show landed on Netflix…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.22,0:13:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- this duo has formed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.26,0:13:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Netflix grabbed the show from us\Nand invited me here as a guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.66,0:13:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That's some power!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.94,0:13:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a reason behind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.10,0:13:31.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You're the heart and soul{\i0}\N{\i1}Of the entire Bollywood industry{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.50,0:13:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely.\N{\i1}- And his radiance{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.54,0:13:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Rivals the shine of a hundred Koh-i-noors{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.74,0:13:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.78,0:13:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, {\i1}paaji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.30,0:13:41.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Even the sun gets jealous of our clan{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.06,0:13:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Because the earth's got Salman Khan!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.26,0:13:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- Clap it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.50,0:13:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wonderful!\N- Why do you keep…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.66,0:13:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, please leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.78,0:13:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Shall I go?\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.02,0:13:55.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, {\i1}bhabhi.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.98,0:14:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,A huge round of applause for Salman {\i1}bhai!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.74,0:14:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,There's something I want to say…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.78,0:14:09.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- about Khan {\i1}sahab.{\i0}\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.06,0:14:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I deeply respect his father.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.06,0:14:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Salim {\i1}sahab {\i0}has earned immense respect.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.70,0:14:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,He's both well-read and full of insight.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.50,0:14:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Watching his episode felt like
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.82,0:14:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,a masterclass for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.50,0:14:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.62,0:14:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,But the greatest father is he…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.70,0:14:25.22,Default,,0,0,0,,whose son outshines him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.30,0:14:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- Khan {\i1}sahab…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.18,0:14:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Khan {\i1}sahab,{\i0} I must say…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.06,0:14:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Salim {\i1}sahab{\i0} raised you well.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.78,0:14:37.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You returned the favor\Nby earning ten times the fame
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.46,0:14:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and adding sparkle to his legacy!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.54,0:14:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Paaji,{\i0} there's still time for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.46,0:14:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- I'd need a few lifetimes to match that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.98,0:14:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, that's fair enough.\N- I'll have to come back a few times
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.42,0:14:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,as his son.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.94,0:14:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I've still got a lot to achieve.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.90,0:14:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I truly bow to the way he raised you\Nand to the dignity you carry, {\i1}sahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.02,0:15:00.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Building a name is easy, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.10,0:15:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Sustaining it for 40 years\Nis where greatness lies!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.38,0:15:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,God bless you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.30,0:15:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,What's all the more difficult is
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.58,0:15:12.38,Default,,0,0,0,,losing it, reclaiming it,\Nand repeating the cycle.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.26,0:15:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- You've gone through it…\N- And I must say
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.30,0:15:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,it takes a whole crowd\Nto bring one name down.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.50,0:15:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,All I say is, "Bring it on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.86,0:15:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai,{\i0} this is great.\NIt's the opening of our season,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.42,0:15:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and we're honored that\Nyou accepted our invitation.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.66,0:15:33.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm so sorry for that…\N- They didn't have a choice, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.14,0:15:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I've collaborated with Netflix\Non {\i1}Sikandar.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.22,0:15:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- That's more like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.86,0:15:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.54,0:15:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Apologies for all the trouble\Nshe gave you before, {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.78,0:15:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,We're very sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.42,0:15:44.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But don't you ever think about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.90,0:15:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not so bad being married. I mean…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.94,0:15:50.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Aamir {\i1}bhai {\i0}has introduced\Nhis girlfriend to everyone recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.02,0:15:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, of course.\N- Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.34,0:15:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You're six months younger than him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.02,0:15:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,He just won't stop,\Nand you haven't even started!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.82,0:16:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly, Aamir stands\Nin a league of his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.38,0:16:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aamir has…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.74,0:16:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,an outstanding personality. He is…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.26,0:16:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The world knows him as a perfectionist.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.70,0:16:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.66,0:16:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So, until he achieves\Nperfection in marriage…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.18,0:16:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- He'll keep at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.02,0:16:27.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- He'll keep at it.\N- Didn't see that coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.90,0:16:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Until everyone says, "Yes! Perfect!"\N- "Now it's perfect…"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.66,0:16:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"This is good."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.74,0:16:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But I think…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.78,0:16:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, you--\N- I think this one's his last.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.38,0:16:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Then you--\N- He'll achieve perfection this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.94,0:16:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,She will ensure\Nhe achieves perfection this time around.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.26,0:16:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you feel bad that Arbaaz, your own\Nbrother, is following in his footsteps?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.90,0:16:49.18,Default,,0,0,0,,In Aamir {\i1}bhai's {\i0}footsteps.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.22,0:16:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bhai,{\i0} I want to point out a coincidence.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.82,0:16:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Shah Rukh {\i1}bhai's {\i0}wife is Gauri {\i1}bhabhi.{\i0}\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.54,0:17:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Aamir {\i1}bhai {\i0}recently\Nintroduced his girlfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.74,0:17:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,whose name, coincidentally, is also Gauri.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.46,0:17:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Gauri.\N- Is there no {\i1}gori--{\i0} Gauri in your life?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.10,0:17:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.42,0:17:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, appearance isn't everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.90,0:17:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the heart that\Ntruly captivates the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.94,0:17:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Salman…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.70,0:17:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,how many times have you\Nbeen asked this question?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.54,0:17:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,"When will you get married?\NWhen will you get married?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.82,0:17:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.58,0:17:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I always tell them,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.54,0:17:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"What difference will it make to you\Nif I get married?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.62,0:17:34.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly! Why do they ask you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.46,0:17:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"What is it? Do you enjoy it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.46,0:17:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Turned it around!\N- Or…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.38,0:17:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,"Am I having the wedding night\Non your behalf?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.50,0:17:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"What am I doing?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.66,0:17:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,"What's so special about my downfall\Nthat excites you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.10,0:17:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The thing is,\None needs immense patience.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.46,0:18:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There are fights.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.54,0:18:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,There are sacrifices that\Nhusband and wife make for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.22,0:18:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You must also consider\Nthe tolerance factor here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.06,0:18:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Imagine you're asleep at night\Nand someone throws a leg over you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.62,0:18:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Then snoring…\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.74,0:18:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,People snore.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.30,0:18:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Small misunderstandings\Ncan end in divorce.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.50,0:18:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And then-- Fine, you get a divorce,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.50,0:18:28.74,Default,,0,0,0,,but she walks away with half your fortune!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.42,0:18:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,True!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.86,0:18:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, we deal with broken bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.66,0:18:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,We suffer from muscle tears.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.54,0:18:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Working through\Nall the strain and setbacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.02,0:18:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We keep working even with brain aneurysms.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.90,0:18:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my God.\N- Suffering from AV malformation,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.46,0:18:51.78,Default,,0,0,0,,yet still going strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.86,0:18:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,High-octane shoots\Npacked with jumps and falls.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.74,0:18:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't walk steadily, yet we must dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.90,0:19:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,All of this happens simultaneously.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.02,0:19:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, the moment they snap…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.38,0:19:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,they're off with half our fortune.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.66,0:19:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's a big problem.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.58,0:19:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,It's easier to bear when you're young\Nbecause you can rebuild your wealth.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.62,0:19:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- But at this age…\N- Rebuilding takes immense effort.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.18,0:19:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Khan{\i1} sahab!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.10,0:19:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Like--\N- Married folks are just jealous of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.54,0:19:24.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You're doing the right thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.18,0:19:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Believe me, you're doing the right thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.78,0:19:29.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait till your wife gets wind of all this,\Nand this is only the first episode!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.34,0:19:33.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You're already talking way too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.14,0:19:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, not at all.\N- Better watch your words!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.02,0:19:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a Navjyot back home too!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.14,0:19:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} jokes apart.\NThat was just part of the act.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.42,0:19:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But genuinely--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.66,0:19:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Bet someone just stormed into\Nyour house dragging a suitcase!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.46,0:19:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- So…\N- Yes, it happened recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.22,0:19:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,There are security guards outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.94,0:19:54.02,Default,,0,0,0,,She told them she wanted to head up\Nto the fourth floor, and she entered.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.10,0:19:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,She rang the doorbell\Nand our servant opened the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.10,0:20:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The servant was shocked because\Nthe lady said, "Salman called me over."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.50,0:20:06.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Obviously, the servant saw her and was\Nsure Salman definitely didn't call her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.50,0:20:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, was she sent away?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.54,0:20:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, she was a fan.\NSo, she was taken home.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.82,0:20:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Many such incidents\Nhave happened before.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.58,0:20:20.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Because the doors…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.54,0:20:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,of our house are always open.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.10,0:20:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's amazing!\N- That's the most wonderful thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.58,0:20:32.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes people just show up\Nand start living with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.34,0:20:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I have a friend
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.10,0:20:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,who happens to be\Nan amazing photographer.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.14,0:20:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just buttering him up.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.38,0:20:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,His name is Avinash Gowariker.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.82,0:20:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.02,0:20:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He came over.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.42,0:20:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he was moving out\Nof a rented apartment
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.14,0:20:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and just needed a place to stay\Nfor a couple of months.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.66,0:20:58.30,Default,,0,0,0,,So we told him, "Come, crash at\Nour place. You're more than welcome."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.90,0:21:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.66,0:21:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- And he stayed for about two years.\N- Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.42,0:21:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, one day, we asked him,\N{\i1}"Bhai,{\i0} when do you plan on moving out?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.82,0:21:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,"You were looking for a place."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.42,0:21:14.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- "What about it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.26,0:21:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "I found a place\Njust 15 days after I moved in here."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.62,0:21:19.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"I rented it out."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.18,0:21:26.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right around when\NSohail ran off and got married.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.34,0:21:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.34,0:21:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Now she has run off too. So…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.70,0:21:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a solid punch!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.38,0:21:42.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Since he was asleep on Sohail's bed,\NSohail went to wake him.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.82,0:21:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "I've gotten\Nmarried now. Move out."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.26,0:21:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,The guy said, "That's not fair.\NHow could you get married?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.46,0:21:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"How could you get married?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.58,0:21:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"How could you just get married?\NYou should have told me."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.46,0:21:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"I mean, this is not fair at all."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.62,0:21:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "Where will I go?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.38,0:21:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- How the hell do we know where you'll go?\N- My house!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.30,0:21:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Many such things have happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.98,0:22:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Once there was a party at home,\Nand some friends stayed back.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.62,0:22:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So, we were like… just chilling.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.78,0:22:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A whole week had gone by.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.66,0:22:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Suddenly, we noticed\Na guy sitting at the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.58,0:22:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He says, "The {\i1}gosht{\i0}\Ndoesn't taste the same today."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.30,0:22:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"It's got way too much spice."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.50,0:22:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked at him and said, "Okay."\NThen I looked at Arbaaz and…
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.70,0:22:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked at Sohail.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.66,0:22:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Then…
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.86,0:22:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,all three of us looked at Alvira.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.90,0:22:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,She said, "Are you mad?"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.50,0:22:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we asked Mom and Dad,\N"Who is this guy?"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.86,0:22:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I asked him, "Who are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.22,0:22:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,"You've been around for a week now."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.54,0:22:45.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's been assuming\Nhe's just someone else's friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.10,0:22:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- And nobody asked him.\N- Yeah. Nobody bothered to ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.82,0:22:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He said, "I came\Nto the party the other day."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.58,0:22:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"They all stayed back. I really\Nloved the atmosphere of the house."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.66,0:22:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,"It felt like family. So, I stayed back."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.54,0:23:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.74,0:23:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,A home where\Nguests are treated like gods
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.30,0:23:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- is never devoid of blessings.\N- Well said!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.42,0:23:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Never.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.18,0:23:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's true.\N- Great to have you here, Salman {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.26,0:23:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take a seat.\NLet's hear it for {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.26,0:23:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you've all noticed\Nthat once a man gets married,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.98,0:23:24.38,Default,,0,0,0,,fitness takes a back seat.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.90,0:23:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But when a man is dating,\Nhe always stays in shape.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.22,0:23:30.86,Default,,0,0,0,,When it comes to girlfriends,\NSalman {\i1}bhai {\i0}definitely
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.94,0:23:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,has some divine luck on his side.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.90,0:23:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Unbelievable, man!\N- No, I mean…
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.66,0:23:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Not true. If you look at my average,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.34,0:23:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,it comes out pretty poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.94,0:23:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.18,0:23:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I'm 59 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.78,0:23:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean I've just had\Nthree or four girlfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.98,0:23:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- So, if you consider all that,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.66,0:23:51.18,Default,,0,0,0,,my relationships have lasted\Nfor seven to twelve years.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.26,0:23:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it's…
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.82,0:23:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,a very poor average
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.66,0:23:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,as compared to the boys\Nand girls of this age.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.58,0:24:00.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how they keep hopping\Nfrom one relationship to another.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.98,0:24:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,So, compared to that,\NI'm kind of old-school.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.98,0:24:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Kapil, it has got\Nnothing to do with marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.50,0:24:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the whole girlfriend business\Nthat makes a man unfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.50,0:24:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Till the time he finds\Nanother girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.42,0:24:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But he's looking very fit\Ncompared to when I last saw him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.78,0:24:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you, {\i1}bhai.{\i0}\N- Are you anticipating someone?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.90,0:24:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No…
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.18,0:24:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Paaji,{\i0} I'm sure he's expecting someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.82,0:24:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, {\i1}bhai!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.10,0:24:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sonny! You--\N- I got in shape for a film.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.06,0:24:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You're no different. Oh, the tables\Nhave turned! Clap it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.98,0:24:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.98,0:24:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, I see two people\Nwho look super fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.06,0:24:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Both of them are trying to charm someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.14,0:24:45.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Bittu, buddy, be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.26,0:24:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,By Bittu, Salman {\i1}bhai {\i0}means\NParmeet sir, someone you all know.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.62,0:24:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No one really sticks around\Nthat long, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.02,0:24:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Remarkable!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.74,0:25:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a living legend of commitment.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.46,0:25:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.50,0:25:09.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- I've stuck around too, man!\N- Yes, of course! Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.18,0:25:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We love you, Archana ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.22,0:25:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you too, Kapil.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.34,0:25:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So, all of you,\Nright from {\i1}Maine Pyar Kiya--{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.70,0:25:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw {\i1}bhai's{\i0} first movie\N{\i1}Maine Pyar Kiya.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.26,0:25:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,From then until now--
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.78,0:25:22.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bhai,{\i0} when did it release? 1989?\N- Yes, 1989.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.42,0:25:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- From 1989 until now…\N- Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.22,0:25:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,it's been 36 years, and Salman {\i1}bhai{\i0}\Nhas stayed committed to fitness.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.62,0:25:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And he has served as an inspiration\Nto countless boys and girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.06,0:25:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Many people took their first step\Ninto the gym because of Salman {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.70,0:25:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} I want to know,\Nbefore joining the industry,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.02,0:25:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,did you have any role model\Nwho inspired you to hit the gym?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.06,0:25:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There are many such people.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.66,0:25:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,There's Dharam {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.30,0:25:47.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There's Dara Singh {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.54,0:25:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sexy sir. Mr. Sharat Saxena.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.54,0:25:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Sharat Saxena.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.90,0:25:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the older generation.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.94,0:25:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Goldie Uncle. Ranjeet sir.\N- Ranjeet {\i1}sahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.82,0:25:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Danny.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.74,0:25:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- Danny sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.70,0:26:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Amazing!\N- They're all very fit people.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.50,0:26:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Both physically and genetically.\NExtremely fit. Even Yusuf {\i1}sahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.82,0:26:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- He was a very strong man.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.42,0:26:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember when he had come home.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.50,0:26:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I think he must have been 74 or 75.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.34,0:26:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He was sitting at home with Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.10,0:26:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we went downstairs\Nwith him to see him off.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.94,0:26:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, the first eight steps\Nand then eight steps to the first floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.06,0:26:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- At that age!\N- I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.30,0:26:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Even at that age,\Nhe just… walked downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.50,0:26:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Arbaaz and I looked\Nat each other and said…
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.50,0:26:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"What will we do?"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.82,0:26:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Another thing I've noticed\Nabout Salman {\i1}bhai{\i0} is that
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.30,0:26:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,all his childhood friends\Nare still with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.74,0:26:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} our friend circle
Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.54,0:26:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- is full of different kinds of people.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.10,0:26:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some things that your fans\Nwant to know about your friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.14,0:26:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how spontaneous some\Nfriends can be. "Let's go to Dubai!"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.62,0:26:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,While some are uptight.\N"No. It's too late."
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.86,0:26:58.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Some are always full of advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.38,0:27:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- So, tell us something--\N- So…
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.46,0:27:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,here's how we dealt\Nwith the "it's too late" category.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.26,0:27:08.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten to fifteen years ago, we'd drop\Nthese friends without a second thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.62,0:27:10.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- "Get lost."\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.58,0:27:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But now…
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.22,0:27:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,we get rid of those who say,\N"Come on! Let's go out and have fun."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.34,0:27:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You get rid of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.90,0:27:21.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So true!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.98,0:27:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} who's that one friend\Nwho knows all your secrets?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.54,0:27:28.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No one.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.70,0:27:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's exactly why we're still friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.02,0:27:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,They've also been handed the designations\Nof CC, EE, OO, YO.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.62,0:27:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's that one friend
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.30,0:27:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,you're too scared\Nto share your secrets with?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.50,0:27:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I have one such friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.62,0:27:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a friend who owns a petrol pump.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.42,0:27:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- He also owns a modeling agency.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.82,0:27:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.74,0:27:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you about his special quality.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.02,0:28:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He never goes around telling anyone\Nwhat I've shared with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.82,0:28:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But if he picks up something\Nfrom a third party,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.90,0:28:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,whether it's about me or someone else,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.02,0:28:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- he brings it straight to me.\N- Very good friend to have!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.18,0:28:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is that one friend you trust the most?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.02,0:28:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone whose opinion\Nyou always seek before deciding anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.82,0:28:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do you have a friend like that?\N- Yes! Nadeem Qureshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.06,0:28:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.70,0:28:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Love you, Nadeem {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.34,0:28:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything I want to start,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.22,0:28:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I will first share it with Nadeem.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.42,0:28:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow!\N- And then I'll do just the opposite.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.10,0:28:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai,{\i0} everyone has that one\Nfriend who's always dishing out advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.86,0:28:44.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a self-declared doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.26,0:28:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter what's wrong, they'll say,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.38,0:28:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,"Bro, have some turmeric water\Nwith ginger. You'll feel better."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.46,0:28:51.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's that one friend of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.98,0:28:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- That one.\N- That's the one!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.54,0:28:56.22,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a doctor. Dr. Sandeep.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.54,0:28:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,He's an amazing man.\NHe's a heart specialist.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.66,0:29:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,From the liver to the kidney to anything\Nunder the sun, he knows it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.22,0:29:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Be it COVID or anything else,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.54,0:29:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,he's well-researched on every topic.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.66,0:29:13.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, he's a gynecologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.94,0:29:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- He went to school with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.74,0:29:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Nads and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.18,0:29:26.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- There was a point when
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.86,0:29:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,he had a hard time getting a girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.82,0:29:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.90,0:29:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,So, he thought--
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.98,0:29:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,He had a brilliant mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.18,0:29:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Very intelligent.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.74,0:29:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Gynecology felt like\Nthe right fit for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.70,0:29:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.66,0:29:49.46,Default,,0,0,0,,But as soon as this was\Ndecided, he got married.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.30,0:29:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Now he works with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.82,0:29:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,For Being Human.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.54,0:29:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you'll always see him with my father…
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.10,0:30:05.18,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want to know who he is, just\Nwatch any video with my father in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.26,0:30:08.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- The man standing behind my father is him!\N- That's Sandeep!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.98,0:30:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, jokes apart. He is--
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.46,0:30:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sandeep, I'm just kidding.\NHe's a really good gynecologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:20.06,0:30:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,How would you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.26,0:30:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- I know.\N- That's a good one.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.42,0:30:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.70,0:30:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.46,0:30:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,This one was even better!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.02,0:30:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some fans\Nstanding outside Salman {\i1}bhai's {\i0}house.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.06,0:30:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bhai,{\i0} let me show you a video.\N- Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.50,0:30:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Some people outside Galaxy.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.22,0:30:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Please show us.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.94,0:30:59.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Is Salman Khan here?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.34,0:31:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}He makes an appearance{\i0}\N{\i1}only on his birthday.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.18,0:31:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}He comes out on the balcony{\i0}\N{\i1}on his birthday.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.62,0:31:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm sure he steps out otherwise{\i0}\N{\i1}as well. For shoots and all.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.34,0:31:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's not like he's locked in all year{\i0}\N{\i1}and steps out once for his birthday!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.82,0:31:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Well, he does.{\i0}\N{\i1}He has gone out now.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.38,0:31:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Where?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.50,0:31:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- On {\i0}The Great Indian Kapil Show.\N{\i1}- Where?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.86,0:31:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Film City.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.22,0:31:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}If he has gone to Film City,{\i0}\N{\i1}what are you looking at?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.82,0:31:27.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}The window.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.82,0:31:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Do you have an autorickshaw?{\i0}\N{\i1}- No.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.14,0:31:34.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Then why does your face{\i0}\N{\i1}look like a ticking meter?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.18,0:31:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Auto!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.58,0:31:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Stop! Come on,{\i0}\N{\i1}let's go to Film City.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.42,0:31:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Let's head to Film City.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.70,0:31:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N{\i1}- Let's go to Film City.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.30,0:31:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}To Film City! Come on!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.14,0:31:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Film City! Film City!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.26,0:31:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Where's Salman Khan?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.74,0:31:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}In there.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.66,0:32:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Oh my! Salman Khan!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.50,0:32:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Wait a minute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.26,0:32:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Over there.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.66,0:32:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This is glass. Let's go that way.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.26,0:32:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Let's go.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.98,0:32:31.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodness.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.34,0:32:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,There's Salman Khan! Oh my!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.94,0:32:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girls!\NIt's Salman Khan!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.34,0:32:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, it's Salman Khan!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.18,0:32:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Get over here, girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.10,0:32:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.90,0:32:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Namaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.94,0:33:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman Khan is here!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.22,0:33:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- There's no need to be nervous.\N- But why are they nervous?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.86,0:33:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, these ladies are quite bold.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.54,0:33:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just telling Salman Khan\Nthere's no need to be nervous!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.10,0:33:11.90,Default,,0,0,0,,They're so bold,\Nthey've worn bikinis! Twice!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.58,0:33:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girls, get seated.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.74,0:33:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- So, it's you.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.46,0:33:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"So, it's you."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.26,0:33:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do you remember me?\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.42,0:33:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,When will you be taking off?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.66,0:33:32.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I've just got here!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.94,0:33:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,There's still a lot of fun\Nleft to be had in life.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.74,0:33:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't remember me.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.98,0:33:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I was outside your house on your\Nbirthday, waving and saying hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.66,0:33:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You think he'd recognize you from there?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.58,0:33:47.18,Default,,0,0,0,,A lot of people say hello like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.26,0:33:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Everyone does that.\N- But I… I do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.66,0:33:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- I see.\N- I do it differently.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.70,0:33:54.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but he doesn't recognize you.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.34,0:33:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,How can you just say that he doesn't--
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.58,0:34:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, he's only annoyed because\Nyou didn't bring an actress with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.26,0:34:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.78,0:34:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There's our actress!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.42,0:34:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,The actress is fine, but look at\NSidhu {\i1}ji {\i0}sitting next to her!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.30,0:34:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So, {\i1}bhaisahab,{\i0} how are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.78,0:34:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaisahab?{\i0} Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.78,0:34:24.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Not {\i1}bhaisahab,{\i0}\NI'm talking about his biceps!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.18,0:34:25.46,Default,,0,0,0,,How's it going, biceps?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.10,0:34:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,They weren't this big during {\i1}Tere Naam.{\i0}\NNow look at them!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.74,0:34:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of {\i1}Tere Naam,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.58,0:34:37.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I've kept that hairstyle\Nfrom the film to this day.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.94,0:34:38.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop lying. Where is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.02,0:34:40.82,Default,,0,0,0,,In my bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.42,0:34:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Here it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.26,0:34:44.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.10,0:34:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.74,0:34:48.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at this…
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.02,0:34:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.30,0:34:52.30,Default,,0,0,0,,"Nirjala."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.78,0:34:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,"Nirjala, Sidhu {\i1}ji{\i0} is back."
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.18,0:35:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, I'm getting a call.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.02,0:35:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Pradhan{\i1} ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.90,0:35:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang on. Let me take this.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.98,0:35:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes?\N{\i1}- Hello, Bholi.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.66,0:35:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}What's going on?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.98,0:35:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Swing by the square.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.46,0:35:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Let's grab some {\i0}doodh-jalebi.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.34,0:35:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Pradhan {\i1}ji,{\i0} I can't see you right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.82,0:35:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And lower your voice.\NMy elder sister's asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.42,0:35:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,My sister is asleep, Pradhan {\i1}ji.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.78,0:35:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Sister…
Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.34,0:35:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my sister, not a dinosaur's kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.42,0:35:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,She's sleeping.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.78,0:35:48.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dinosaur…\N- Dinosaur!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.54,0:35:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hanging up now. She's asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.18,0:35:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What brings you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.78,0:35:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I just came to drop off these sweets.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.70,0:35:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the occasion?\N- Pradhan{\i1} ji…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.38,0:36:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,gifted me a cute little one.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.50,0:36:05.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Aren't you ashamed to say that?\N- Ashamed?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.26,0:36:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong with getting a calf?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.78,0:36:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pradhan {\i1}ji {\i0}gave me a calf.\N- Oh, a calf! He gave you a calf.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.74,0:36:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,He walks up to me\Nand bites the end of my sari.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.42,0:36:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what calves do.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.78,0:36:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Not the calf,\NI'm talking about Pradhan {\i1}ji!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:16.22,0:36:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.66,0:36:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,He moves his head like this
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.06,0:36:22.98,Default,,0,0,0,,and rests it on my lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.06,0:36:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So why don't you stop Pradhan?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.58,0:36:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm talking about the calf, not Pradhan!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.82,0:36:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.58,0:36:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Not Pradhan.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.22,0:36:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank God my husband stays home.\NOtherwise, he'd be jumping on the bed too!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.86,0:36:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pradhan{\i1} ji?{\i0}\N- The calf! Have you lost your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.66,0:36:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- You've confused all of us!\N- Why would Pradhan {\i1}ji {\i0}be on my bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.78,0:36:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't invite him home.\NI meet him by the pond.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.10,0:36:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.14,0:36:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's where we make reels.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.66,0:36:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,One of them went viral, Salman {\i1}ji.{\i0}\NI was giving him a bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.98,0:36:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pradhan {\i1}ji?{\i0}\N- No! I was bathing the calf!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:55.30,0:36:57.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Why would I--\N{\i1}- Amma,{\i0} what's going on with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.98,0:37:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't you tell the difference\Nbetween Pradhan and a calf?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.34,0:37:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't tell!\NYou're not being clear about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:02.10,0:37:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen. Pradhan has a mustache,\Nand the calf has a tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.66,0:37:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.98,0:37:08.18,Default,,0,0,0,,The calf has two horns,\Nand Pradhan has one.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.26,0:37:09.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What…
Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.38,0:37:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,How can Pradhan have a horn?!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.18,0:37:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,His name's Pana Singh.\N"Singh," as in horns.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.78,0:37:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh God!\N- Oh! Pana Singh.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.34,0:37:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just don't say his name.\N- Pana Singh's?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:23.62,0:37:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I said don't say his name!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.30,0:37:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, he's calling again!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.62,0:37:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a video call.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.70,0:37:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bholi!{\i0}\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.90,0:37:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Where's your sister?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.82,0:37:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Which sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.90,0:37:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Your sister!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.50,0:37:53.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Didn't you say your sister was sleeping?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.86,0:37:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Were you lying?!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.62,0:37:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.66,0:38:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,My sister from Indore\Nis sleeping. Sister!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.02,0:38:02.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Her name is Witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.42,0:38:08.22,Default,,0,0,0,,She's asleep.\NLower your voice. She's sleeping.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.30,0:38:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. She's asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.98,0:38:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go.\NLook, she's asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.98,0:38:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,She's asleep. Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.50,0:38:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,She's right here, asleep.\NI'm hanging up. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.90,0:38:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bholi?{\i0}\N- Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.26,0:38:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why is there a guy who looks{\i0}\N{\i1}like Salman Khan in your bedroom?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.94,0:38:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman Khan? Where?\NOh, that?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.14,0:38:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm watching {\i1}Sikandar{\i0} on Netflix.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.46,0:38:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm watching the movie right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.58,0:38:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Sikandar {\i0}is streaming on Netflix.\NThat's what I've been watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.46,0:38:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just enjoying the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.26,0:38:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let me show you.\N{\i1}- Yes, show me!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.86,0:39:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.38,0:39:02.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, {\i1}Sikandar.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.94,0:39:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- This is it.\N- Look at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.62,0:39:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredible!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.14,0:39:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,A song's about to start.\NPlay it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.70,0:39:13.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Sikandar is dancing in your love{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.30,0:39:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Sikandar sways, lost in your love{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.62,0:39:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm watching--\N{\i1}- Who's sitting next to him?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.46,0:39:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that? That…
Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.22,0:39:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You know {\i1}The Great Indian Kapil Show{\i0}\Non Netflix?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.06,0:39:30.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I am watching that too.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:32.14,0:39:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm watching that show.\NLook, it's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:35.54,0:39:37.38,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all.\NEverything's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.46,0:39:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hanging up now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.06,0:39:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Fine. Switch the channel.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.34,0:39:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Here. This one has Archana {\i1}ji{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.98,0:39:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and Rajya Sabha--\NNo, not Rajya Sabha.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.06,0:39:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Clap it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.30,0:39:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the sports channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.10,0:40:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hanging up now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.34,0:40:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}So, you're having a good time. Okay.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.58,0:40:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm at the pond. See you there.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.78,0:40:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}We'll catch up. I'm waiting.{\i0}\N{\i1}Don't be late.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.14,0:40:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- At our spot.{\i0}\N- Got it. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.70,0:40:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay then, see you, Salman.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.82,0:40:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bye, {\i1}Amma.{\i0}\N- Come on, girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.70,0:40:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai,{\i0} any look you've done\Nin films becomes a trend.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:33.46,0:40:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Even your hairstyle gets copied by fans.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.06,0:40:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} can you think of any look\Nlike that from your movies?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.34,0:40:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, the {\i1}Tere Naam{\i0} look…
Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.46,0:40:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- was actually inspired by
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.58,0:40:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Abdul Kalam {\i1}sahab.{\i0}\N- Really? Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.42,0:40:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh.\N- Incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.70,0:40:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.10,0:40:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,And back then…
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.26,0:40:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Rahul Roy had a similar hairstyle too.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.98,0:40:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- That.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.22,0:41:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I thought-- In those days,\Nevery small-town hero
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.06,0:41:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,had long hair.\NAll our old heroes did.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.74,0:41:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Correct.\N- That's where it came from.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.10,0:41:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} a lot of your fans
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.58,0:41:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,copy your style.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.74,0:41:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Be it your hairstyle or anything.\NLet me introduce you to a few. May I?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.30,0:41:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Please welcome Zoheb Syed, Issac Sutari,\NSiddhant Khanna, and their friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.90,0:41:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at the one in the back\Nwith the cigarette!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.10,0:41:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.82,0:41:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with the face?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.14,0:41:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} do you recognize\Nthese three looks from your movies?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.42,0:41:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Every time I grow my beard and mustache…\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.58,0:42:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- this is how I look.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.30,0:42:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,This one's from {\i1}Tere Naam.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.94,0:42:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Tere Naam…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.82,0:42:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,How's work been? All good?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.54,0:42:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Did {\i1}Sikandar {\i0}hurt your wallet?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.70,0:42:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what are people going on about?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.90,0:42:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,If {\i1}Sikandar {\i0}didn't hurt you,\Nhow's it gonna hurt me?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.42,0:42:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! So, tell us.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.82,0:42:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you also do shows\Ndressed as Salman {\i1}bhai?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.94,0:42:38.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, sir.\N- Then let's hear one of his dialogues.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.06,0:42:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,"Word is, some people are after me.\NAll I have to do is turn around."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.90,0:42:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,"Bring it on."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.02,0:42:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.58,0:42:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Your turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.82,0:42:54.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Leaning on your fate, I found my strength{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.90,0:42:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Leaning on your fate, I found my strength{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.10,0:43:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I soared from the earth to the sky{\i0}\N{\i1}Your name etched on my soul{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.82,0:43:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.74,0:43:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing. The best part about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.98,0:43:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Dressed like Salman {\i1}bhai,{\i0}\Nyou sang in Altaf Raja's voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.10,0:43:16.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Your turn, {\i1}bhaisahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.94,0:43:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"After I make a commitment,\Nnot even I can talk myself out of it."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.38,0:43:26.82,Default,,0,0,0,,So, on your Aadhaar card,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:26.90,0:43:30.26,Default,,0,0,0,,is it your real photo\Nor your Salman {\i1}bhai {\i0}look?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.34,0:43:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I have the same look\Non my Aadhaar card.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.94,0:43:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- I was stopped at airport security.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.30,0:43:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,They said,\N"This is Salman{\i1} sahab's{\i0} picture."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.50,0:43:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,My mom, standing behind me,\Nsaid, "He is my son."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.78,0:43:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,"He's not Salman Khan."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.54,0:43:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That reminds me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.98,0:43:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, I wasn't having any luck\Nwith marriage for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.10,0:43:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I sent them a photo in this look.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.26,0:43:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,This one girl had taken a vow\Nto marry no one but Salman Khan.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.42,0:43:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.22,0:43:57.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks to your blessings,\NI'm a married man today.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.54,0:43:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.10,0:44:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And thanks to your blessings,\NI now have four children.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.50,0:44:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,My blessings don't work on me,\Nbut they're working for him!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.38,0:44:16.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you. It was great meeting you all.\N- Thank you, {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.26,0:44:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.82,0:44:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, so-- Salman{\i1} bhai.{\i0}\N- No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.54,0:44:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a few more people who\Nwant to meet you. Please come.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.54,0:44:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,One Ajay outweighs three Shah Rukhs?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.18,0:44:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And three Salmans as well?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.66,0:44:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you all friends?\N- Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.34,0:44:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're all friends.\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.58,0:45:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do you guys do shows together?\N- Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.82,0:45:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir. I'm their senior.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.98,0:45:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- So, we-- Yes, sir.\N- Yeah, that's quite evident.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.90,0:45:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the thing. Shah Rukh {\i1}bhai--{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.14,0:45:13.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You three are Shah Rukh {\i1}bhai's{\i0}\Nlookalikes, they're Salman {\i1}bhai's.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.50,0:45:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But there is only one Ajay Devgn.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.22,0:45:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to hear one dialogue from him.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.70,0:45:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Good grief! I never thought
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.38,0:45:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd meet {\i1}Dabangg {\i0}sir like this,\Nin such a grand way.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.34,0:45:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like Ajay {\i1}sahab {\i0}just came back\Nafter donating blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.02,0:45:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're too much, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.46,0:45:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, brother. Thank you\Nso much for coming to the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:54.02,0:45:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} we promised our audience that
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.54,0:45:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,every Funnyday,\Nour family would grow the happy way.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.46,0:46:00.34,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be inviting a Super Fan here.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.42,0:46:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone knows Salman {\i1}bhai{\i0}\Nis a great painter.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.22,0:46:05.94,Default,,0,0,0,,So, {\i1}bhai, {\i0}here's one such painter
Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.02,0:46:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- who neither uses his hands nor his legs…\N- What does he use?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.14,0:46:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's his unique talent.\NYou'll see it when he's on stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.74,0:46:18.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So, amid your thunderous applause,\Nplease welcome Saurav Vijay Patel.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.42,0:46:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Saurav. Welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.42,0:46:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Saurav, welcome to the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.78,0:46:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the unique method\Nyou're using to paint today?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.82,0:46:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, you'll know once I start painting.\N- Once you start? Okay, please start.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:45.06,0:46:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Go for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.42,0:46:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,We are eager to see…
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.26,0:46:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,what you will paint with.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.42,0:46:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh my!\N- Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.18,0:47:05.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Is he trying to kiss it?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.10,0:47:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, wow!\N- Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.62,0:47:39.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- He's made Salman.\N- Unbelievable.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.34,0:47:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,His painting is marvelous.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.26,0:47:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,With your hands,\Nyou could guide the strokes, but this…
Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.74,0:47:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks great.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.62,0:48:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing! Really amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.78,0:48:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Bro, you are amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.34,0:48:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Superb!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:16.10,0:48:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} look at your picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.58,0:48:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Let him sign it.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.86,0:48:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sign it.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.58,0:48:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And tell me,\Nwhat color is {\i1}it {\i0}in the morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.26,0:48:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when you freshen up…
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.26,0:48:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm not talking about bathing.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.14,0:48:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Right before that, it's the same color.\N- After you relieve-- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:46.94,0:48:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It will be a memory for him.\NWell done, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:02.10,0:49:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Son!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.38,0:49:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever someone\Nscores a century in cricket,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:05.78,0:49:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,we give them a standing ovation.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.98,0:49:10.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What you did here deserves one.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.90,0:49:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.66,0:49:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.90,0:49:15.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You have done amazingly well!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.42,0:49:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.34,0:49:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You absolutely nailed it\Nwithout even looking at his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.98,0:49:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.54,0:49:25.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, bro.\NYou are amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.30,0:49:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}EVERY FUNNYDAY\NOUR FAMILY GROWS THE HAPPY WAY
Dialogue: 0,0:49:35.10,0:49:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai's {\i0}journey in the industry\Nbegan with {\i1}Maine Pyar Kiya.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.14,0:49:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's been 36 years,\Nand he's been a star since day one.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.38,0:49:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And now in 2025, he's a superstar.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.18,0:49:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Wherever he goes,\Nhis superstar image follows him.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.38,0:49:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever he attends an event or something,\Neven the media covers it like,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:52.62,0:49:54.14,Default,,0,0,0,,"Tiger arrives in Dubai."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.14,0:49:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,"Tiger sets foot in Bandra Kurla Complex,"\Nor wherever {\i1}bhai {\i0}goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.02,0:50:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,But behind this tiger lies a gentle soul\Nthat only those close to him truly know.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.22,0:50:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You also help…
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.54,0:50:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,a lot of people however you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.78,0:50:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,That softer side of yours
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.14,0:50:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,has never really come out\Nin public. Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.06,0:50:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,That side of me doesn't come out\Neven otherwise.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.78,0:50:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, but sometimes--\NYou're quite emotional, {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.78,0:50:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you have your emotional moments.\NWhatever the reason may be.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:22.18,0:50:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you intentionally kept it\Nfrom the public?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:24.74,0:50:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, everyone is emotional,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.06,0:50:29.94,Default,,0,0,0,,but only in front of friends and family.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.02,0:50:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:31.74,0:50:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it, I guess.\NNow I have a charitable trust
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.78,0:50:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- where we do what we can.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.02,0:50:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So…
Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.82,0:50:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,That's about it.\NAnd this isn't softness.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.42,0:50:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, it's everyone's duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.66,0:50:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Back in the day, {\i1}paaji,{\i0} it was normal…
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.78,0:50:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,to feed the hungry,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.74,0:50:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,help someone in need,\Npay someone's medical bills,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.62,0:50:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,or sponsor education.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.62,0:50:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- These are humanitarian things. It's--\N- The thing is, Khan {\i1}sahab,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:50:59.98,0:51:04.26,Default,,0,0,0,,here when someone donates 5,000 rupees,\Nthey make sure to take 500 pictures.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.34,0:51:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it gets printed in newspapers.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.18,0:51:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay? But…
Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.30,0:51:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,if you truly give, do it so quietly\Nthat your left hand doesn't even know
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.42,0:51:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,what your right hand did.\NThat's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.26,0:51:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,That's you.\NI have never seen anyone like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.18,0:51:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,And when your father was here last,\Nhe said, "The doors are always open."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.02,0:51:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"Anyone can step in to eat."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.46,0:51:25.06,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I'm talking about, Khan{\i1} sahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.14,0:51:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the one with the legacy?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.50,0:51:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Many have wealth,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.34,0:51:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,but not everyone is raised\Nwith such strong values.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.70,0:51:33.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Words fall short.\NThat's all I can say.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.62,0:51:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, {\i1}paaji {\i0}just said,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.82,0:51:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"If you truly give, do it so quietly\Nthat your left hand doesn't even know
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.46,0:51:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,what the right did."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.50,0:51:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I say, let it be known.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.18,0:51:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Publicize it all you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.38,0:51:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,At least you'll end up doing some good.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.58,0:51:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. True.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.06,0:51:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,These days people
Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.22,0:51:59.74,Default,,0,0,0,,do the bare minimum\Nand act like they moved mountains.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:59.82,0:52:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, that's publicity.\N- I say, do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.66,0:52:06.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Even the bare minimum works.\NBut do it, then publicize it all you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.38,0:52:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Absolutely.\N- This one is for Khan {\i1}sahab.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.74,0:52:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Worship isn't just about spinning a rosary{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:11.30,0:52:13.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's about feeding the hungry{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.06,0:52:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Making the broken laugh{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.78,0:52:17.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And giving shelter to the lost{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.06,0:52:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.98,0:52:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.46,0:52:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.54,0:52:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhai,{\i0} the overwhelming love\Nyou've had for so many years
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.38,0:52:28.38,Default,,0,0,0,,is the perk of being Salman Khan.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.90,0:52:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But is there a downside too?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.02,0:52:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Only you would know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.10,0:52:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Not so much now that I can recall.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.66,0:52:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Back in the day, plenty.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.74,0:52:46.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if you consider this a downside…
Dialogue: 0,0:52:46.94,0:52:49.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- you can't step out so freely.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.74,0:52:52.30,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you want that, then you\Nmust give up everything you have.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.38,0:52:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on, step out and roam wherever\Nyou like, do whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.26,0:52:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually prefer this.\NAs it is, I don't step out much.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.14,0:53:01.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I go on shoots and then come home.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.18,0:53:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,From home…
Dialogue: 0,0:53:03.90,0:53:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,to one airport,\Nthen another airport, then another.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:07.34,0:53:09.26,Default,,0,0,0,,From there to a hotel, then the shoot,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.34,0:53:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,back to the hotel, then another airport,\Nand finally home again.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:15.02,0:53:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it's from home\Nto the studio and back.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.46,0:53:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,This has been my life for the past…
Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.06,0:53:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,thirty to thirty-five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.46,0:53:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But Khan {\i1}sahab,{\i0} to win some,\Nyou gotta lose some.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.18,0:53:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- But I haven't lost anything for this.\N- Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.30,0:53:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't like going out\Nand mingling anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.70,0:53:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Wherever I went with family,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.66,0:53:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,trouble followed.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.58,0:53:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone would start trouble,\Npoke around, or something would go wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.98,0:53:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So I said it's better this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.46,0:53:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I do what I want at home.\NMy friends come over,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.62,0:53:43.98,Default,,0,0,0,,and we talk about work, have parties, etc.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.06,0:53:47.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter what it is,\Nit's always inside the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.54,0:53:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I have not sacrificed anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.66,0:53:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And really, what's even out there for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.06,0:53:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Now people say to me,\N"Let's go for dinner."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.02,0:53:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, I don't get the idea\Nof candlelight dinners.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.46,0:53:58.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I get sleepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.34,0:54:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I don't like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:01.82,0:54:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all about "selfies" these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.42,0:54:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You're trying to eat, and someone\Nsticks a camera in your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.26,0:54:10.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You're chilling with your sisters\Nor friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:10.34,0:54:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and they're clicking pictures\Nfrom down below.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.66,0:54:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, why to…
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.70,0:54:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,indulge in all these things?\NSo, I believe that--
Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.98,0:54:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is who I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.34,0:54:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, for example, someone falls ill.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.34,0:54:26.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't go visit them at the hospital.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:27.18,0:54:29.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Timing is something\Nyou need to be mindful of.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:29.98,0:54:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Imagine, the whole crowd is there,\Nand then Salman Khan walks in.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.58,0:54:38.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's family must-- Someone\Nis probably battling for their life.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:39.02,0:54:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,They see me.\NTheir mindset changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.98,0:54:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Or be it temples or mosques.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.06,0:54:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to visit these places\Nat odd hours, when no one's around.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.30,0:54:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- You know, these things get difficult.\N- But, {\i1}bhai…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.58,0:54:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,you're always surrounded by\Nso many people, so many fans.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.06,0:54:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,A man wants to relax when he gets home.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.38,0:54:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,For years now, fans have\Ngathered outside your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:59.82,0:55:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,These days, there's a lot\Nof security in your building.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.74,0:55:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If Salman {\i1}bhai {\i0}wants to use\Nthe bathroom, the security goes first!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.90,0:55:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is this really true?\N- No, that's not true.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:06.62,0:55:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,But don't you feel like throwing on\Nsome make-up, some disguise,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.42,0:55:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and just wander out\Non to the streets on a bike?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:11.86,0:55:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do you feel like doing that?\N- No, sir. It's useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.78,0:55:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd tried to put on a disguise\Nmany years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.98,0:55:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,As soon as the bellboy opened the gate,\Nhe said…
Dialogue: 0,0:55:21.78,0:55:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"Salman? Is this a new get-up?\NAre you working on a new film?"
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.98,0:55:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:28.86,0:55:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd put on dentures and a wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.10,0:55:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually looked like Mashoor Gulati.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:35.98,0:55:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a seat, {\i1}bhai.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.42,0:55:45.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}My Karan-Arjun will come!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.82,0:55:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}They will!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.30,0:55:51.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}My Karan-Arjun will come!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.82,0:55:55.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}They'll blow this earth apart!{\i0}\N{\i1}And they'll come!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.34,0:55:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}They'll rip the sky apart!{\i0}\N{\i1}And they'll come!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.46,0:56:20.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Karan, my child, you're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.42,0:56:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Karan, my son, you're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.94,0:56:24.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Sidhu {\i1}ji, {\i0}you're here as well!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.18,0:56:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just handing out sweets\Nto celebrate your arrival, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:32.10,0:56:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But in the process,\NI have racked up a bit of debt.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.42,0:56:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have 500 rupees?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.86,0:56:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Amma, {\i0}he's not your Karan.\NHe's the real Salman Khan.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.90,0:56:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then give me five lakh rupees.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.06,0:56:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,They're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.86,0:56:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,My Karan-Arjun…
Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.74,0:57:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.62,0:57:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong, {\i1}bhaiya?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.38,0:57:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we should avoid it today.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.94,0:57:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:51.42,0:57:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You're here, but you're safe. I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:57.18,0:57:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- One minute.\N- No, you'll start your "70-minute" speech!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.98,0:58:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, {\i1}bhai!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.18,0:58:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaiya,{\i0} it's said that,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:03.22,0:58:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,if you perform with all your heart…
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.14,0:58:07.42,Default,,0,0,0,,the whole universe…
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.94,0:58:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,will beg for forgiveness on your behalf!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.34,0:58:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you, you'll be alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:13.66,0:58:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:18.46,0:58:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not in the mood for this.\NI'm bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.30,0:58:23.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.38,0:58:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.58,0:58:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.06,0:58:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.14,0:58:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,"Sorry" is a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.70,0:58:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we should go for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:33.50,0:58:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.90,0:59:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Namashkar. Adab. Sat Sri Akaal.{\i0}\N{\i1}Kem cho?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:59:11.10,0:59:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.82,0:59:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all good.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.74,0:59:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Chhote, {\i0}you should apologize as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.18,0:59:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Because he could beat you up\Non behalf of Shah Rukh {\i1}bhai {\i0}as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.42,0:59:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that little step you're doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.38,0:59:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:38.06,0:59:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of apology was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:40.34,0:59:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You know I tend to go overboard, {\i1}bhaiya.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.10,0:59:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}ji…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.18,0:59:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,A mother who's cursed with such useless…
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.50,0:59:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,duplicate sons…
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.22,0:59:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What is that mother\Nsupposed to do, Salman {\i1}ji?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:59:59.90,1:00:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been such a long time!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.06,1:00:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,They haven't even managed\Nto take revenge on Durjan Singh yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.18,1:00:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,When will you get revenge?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.74,1:00:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma, I've gotten some chutney.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.34,1:00:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:12.42,1:00:13.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaiya {\i0}was supposed to get revenge.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.98,1:00:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaiya? {\i0}Revenge!\NWhere is it?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.82,1:00:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the revenge\Nhad gotten a little cold.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.62,1:00:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,It's best enjoyed hot.\NSo, I didn't get it.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.30,1:00:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:23.26,1:00:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't send you guys\Nto get bread {\i1}pakoras!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.54,1:00:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You were supposed to get revenge!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.42,1:00:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's exactly what we're saying!\N- What the-- Hey!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.06,1:00:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.38,1:00:35.94,Default,,0,0,0,,It's revenge, not bread {\i1}pakora!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:00:36.82,1:00:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,She's always sending us out for it!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:39.26,1:00:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- I don't like her, man. I don't like her.\N- I mean…
Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.50,1:00:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,She doesn't even get sarcasm.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:47.18,1:00:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,O… old hag!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.42,1:00:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,O… old hag!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.98,1:00:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you hear that, Salman {\i1}ji?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.50,1:00:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Karan, son, did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.10,1:01:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He called his mother an old hag!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.34,1:01:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the percentage\Nof people here who think
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.38,1:01:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,that calling their mother…
Dialogue: 0,1:01:09.34,1:01:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,an old hag…
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.98,1:01:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,is unacceptable?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:18.38,1:01:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you seeing this, Karan-Arjun's father?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.10,1:01:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,One son calls his mother an old hag,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:23.66,1:01:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and the other is busy calculating\Nhis mother's percentages!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.58,1:01:31.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this the reason I praised you?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.34,1:01:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Praised?!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.18,1:01:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't praise us, you raised us!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.62,1:01:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Understood?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:38.66,1:01:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, why the hell did you forget that?!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.78,1:01:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I just asked for revenge.\NThey couldn't get a simple revenge.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.54,1:01:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you get revenge\Nfrom Durjan Singh?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:47.10,1:01:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you want revenge?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.22,1:01:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.38,1:01:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:58.70,1:02:02.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You should respect people.\NNo grudge, no revenge!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.18,1:02:04.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Live… and let live.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.46,1:02:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Son, I don't understand a word he says.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.50,1:02:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me, what is he saying?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.82,1:02:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Calm down, Ma. Calm down.\N- What? Calm down?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:18.26,1:02:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:20.14,1:02:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- You should do some yoga.\N- You want me to do yoga, son?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.78,1:02:24.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes. Cool down. Relax.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.46,1:02:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want me to do?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.70,1:02:26.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Breathe in…
Dialogue: 0,1:02:27.42,1:02:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I will say, "Hold."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.74,1:02:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, son.\N- And {\i1}bhaiya {\i0}will say, "Exhale."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.38,1:02:32.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright?\N- Okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.90,1:02:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Inhale!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.90,1:02:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.10,1:02:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaiya!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.54,1:02:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, exhale, exhale.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:43.90,1:02:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Deep breath!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.22,1:02:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Take a deep breath, okay?\N- Okay, son.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.70,1:02:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Inhale!\N- Panvel?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.34,1:02:50.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.10,1:02:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened at Panvel?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.58,1:02:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bhaiya…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.58,1:02:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- What happened at Panvel?\N- She's stuck!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.66,1:02:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- Bhaiya!{\i0}\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.50,1:03:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey!\N- Yeah. Panvel…
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.86,1:03:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm on a call.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:05.94,1:03:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,He's on a call!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.34,1:03:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- He's busy.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.26,1:03:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,He's on a call.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.54,1:03:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:13.46,1:03:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my…
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.74,1:03:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, exhale, exhale!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:27.46,1:03:29.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I nearly saw\Nyour father in heaven!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.46,1:03:34.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Even the real one\Ndoesn't have this kind of attitude.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.34,1:03:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She's still mad. Ask her to inhale.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:42.62,1:03:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- No! I'm fine.\N- Inhale.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.94,1:03:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- No. Inhale!\N- No, I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.22,1:03:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just a little!\N- No inhaling!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:47.50,1:03:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Inhale! Inhale!\N- No inhaling!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.74,1:03:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just a little!\N- No, son. No inhaling.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.42,1:03:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm not angry.\N- Let me see you laugh.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.10,1:03:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm really happy, son.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:59.34,1:04:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just try and understand\Nmy point of view, son.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.38,1:04:04.98,Default,,0,0,0,,If I don't talk about revenge,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.06,1:04:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,then what happens\Nto the character of a mother?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.02,1:04:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What will I do?\NThat's one of the few lines I have!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:09.86,1:04:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Who do I look at and say,\N"My Karan-Arjun will come"?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.62,1:04:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll blow the earth apart!\NBut they'll come!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.38,1:04:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll rip the sky apart!\NBut they'll come!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.14,1:04:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- They will come!\N- Is she…
Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.62,1:04:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she "Ma" or 'Yamaha"?\NShe's just going…
Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.54,1:04:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't even think she’s our mother.\NWe found her at a temple.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.14,1:04:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like the mother, man!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.38,1:04:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like this… mother!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.90,1:04:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what, Ma?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.02,1:04:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, son?\N- You're so young.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:45.82,1:04:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm 62.\N- Hey…
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.62,1:04:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, you're so young.\NYou should get married.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.74,1:04:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Get married!\N- Really, son?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.54,1:04:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I was actually thinking about it as well.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.26,1:05:04.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, son,\Nbut who'll marry me at this age?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.42,1:05:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about that.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:06.18,1:05:10.02,Default,,0,0,0,,We've found a groom for you!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:10.10,1:05:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We've found a groom!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.06,1:05:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, son?!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.50,1:05:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the lucky man, son?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.14,1:05:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He is…
Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.98,1:05:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Durjan Singh!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.98,1:05:30.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Durjan Singh?!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:34.10,1:05:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You're forgetting that he wiped\Nthe {\i1}sindoor {\i0}from my forehead!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.66,1:05:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And the one who wiped it\Nwill be the one to fill it back.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.02,1:05:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I, a fuel tank?\NAnyone can just come and refill me?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.66,1:05:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I will never marry Durjan Singh! Never!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.22,1:05:58.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- She'll say it more time.\N- Never!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:58.22,1:06:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like her. I don't like her.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:02.62,1:06:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:04.34,1:06:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I do have someone in mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.18,1:06:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'll marry him only if my son,\NSalman Khan, gives me permission.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.46,1:06:12.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:12.90,1:06:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Not the fake one from Bhandup,\Nthe real one.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.18,1:06:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sir, do I have your permission?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.70,1:06:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So, here's the thing.\NYou know the guy.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.38,1:06:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And we've been having an affair\Nfor a long time.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.50,1:06:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.02,1:06:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Nadeem!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.22,1:06:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Nadeem!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.58,1:06:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Nadeem!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.62,1:06:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Nadeem!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:05.50,1:07:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He said yes! He said yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.66,1:07:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It's done!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.98,1:07:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- I had no clue, Nadeem {\i1}bhai.{\i0}\N- You do! You do! You do!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.94,1:07:18.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Father!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.34,1:07:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Father…
Dialogue: 0,1:07:21.02,1:07:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Father!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.82,1:07:26.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Father.\N- Father!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.90,1:07:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,These are your sons!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.34,1:07:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Father!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:29.58,1:07:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Him as well.\N- Congratulations, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:32.22,1:07:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Son, he's your father.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.70,1:07:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,A big round of applause for our team!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.78,1:07:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And a huge round of applause\Nfor Salman {\i1}bhai! {\i0}This evening…
Dialogue: 0,1:07:50.06,1:07:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Salman {\i1}bhai, {\i0}let's have some fun.\NFor the audience.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.50,1:10:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,So, friends, that's it for today.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.86,1:10:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Be happy, keep smiling!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:36.22,1:10:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep your family and your friends close!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.90,1:10:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And if we are all together,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.50,1:10:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,every Funnyday,\Nour family will grow the happy way!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:44.22,1:10:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,So, keep watching\N{\i1}The Great Indian Kapil Show{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.82,1:10:46.90,Default,,0,0,0,,only on Netflix.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:46.98,1:10:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night! Take care!\NThank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:59.82,1:11:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Adi! Adi!\N- Adi! Adi!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.54,1:11:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What "Adi"?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:02.66,1:11:04.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I sign your paychecks,\Nand you're running after Adi?!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:08.06,1:11:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What all did you shop for?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.62,1:11:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- I was looking for a CCTV camera.\N- CCTV camera? Why?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:12.42,1:11:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}People have been\Nbreaking into our house lately.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.22,1:11:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kher {\i1}sahab {\i0}and Neena {\i1}ji{\i0}\Nsleep in the refrigerator at night.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.58,1:11:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}In two separate refrigerators,{\i1} bhaisahab!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:21.46,1:11:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ms. Braganza is feeling very jealous!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:23.18,1:11:25.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'll go over there, you come here.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:26.22,1:11:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Pankaj {\i1}bhai,{\i0} when you visit your hometown\Nand meet your friends,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.86,1:11:29.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}what do they usually talk about?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:30.02,1:11:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Someone asked me\Nthis question many years ago.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.90,1:11:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"When they shoot an intimate scene,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.82,1:11:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}do they place a glass\Nbetween the actor and actress?"
Dialogue: 0,1:11:36.06,1:11:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.54,1:11:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Let me introduce you\Nto my begum, Gasmine.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.50,1:11:43.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Is this queen of yours going to\Nturn into a werewolf or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.46,1:11:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Take some of {\i1}dada's {\i0}films.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:47.90,1:11:49.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}Kites {\i0}had no kites.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.54,1:11:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}Barfi {\i0}had no {\i1}barfi.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:50.70,1:11:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm sure you won't spot\Na single metro in {\i1}Metro.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.50,1:11:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}Dada,{\i0} these paychecks you hand out,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:54.78,1:11:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}are they from actual banks or not?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.98,1:12:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Great to have everyone here!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.22,1:12:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Why are they here?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:02.42,1:12:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Where's Sidhu {\i1}ji?{\i0}\N- How would I know?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:04.22,1:12:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Did you make him disappear?
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