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K.C., Ernie...
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Got some exciting news.
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They finally made "Y"
an official fulltime vowel?
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You got my face
tattooed on your back
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to prove your
undying love for me?
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There was a mix-up
at the hospital,
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now the traveling circus
family wants Ernie back?
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No.
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And we'd never let
them take you back.
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I'm kidding.
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The organization has chosen us
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to try out some new spy gadgets.
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Awesome. Mm-hmm.
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Whoo.
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Is that the new
rapid-fire dart gun?
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I hear it's dartastic.
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K.C., careful with that.
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What?
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How hard can it be
to operate a dart gun?
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I once fired a surface-to-air
missile blindfolded.
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Okay, I can see that you
did not know about that.
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Oh, no.
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Is that the organization?
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No, it's my friend needy Mindy.
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Hey, Mindy!
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What do you need?
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Mom said not to touch that.
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No, she said be careful.
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Besides, I mean, what
could possibly happen?
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Ah!
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My butt! My butt!
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My beautiful butt!
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Ernie, I am so sorry.
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It was an accident.
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I just kind of picked it
up like this and then...
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Ah!
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Just put it down!
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Ah!
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Ooh, my bad.
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My butt.
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Man, that thing is like a
cheek-seeking missile.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell
nobody, tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Come on. Marisa,
let's play some hoops.
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Please, the only hoops
that I'm interested in
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are of the earring variety.
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Besides, if you want
to get your heart rate up,
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just go to a Channing
Tatum movie.
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Marisa, basketball
settles me, okay?
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It gives me confidence.
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When you sink
that three-pointer...
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it's like boom!
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The whole world makes sense.
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Gee, I still don't get it.
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It's like...
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when your hairdresser gives
you the perfect balance of
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highlights and lowlights.
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Oh, that is like boom!
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Hey!
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This is our court.
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Larry bird legs.
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Hoo.
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Yeah? Well, your
court is adjourned.
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You may approach the bench.
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Ooh...
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I mean it, we came to ball.
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Oh, well, then grab some tissues
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and go bawl somewhere
else because we ain't moving.
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Ooh!
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See?
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Nothing but net.
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Nothing but luck.
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Luck? You know what?
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I'll show you luck.
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You and me one-on-one,
let's go right now.
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Oh, I got to go right now.
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What?
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Did your mommy call?
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No!
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She texted.
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Well, run on home to mom's.
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I bet she has more
game than you.
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You talk about my mom's?
You talking about my mom's!
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You know what, no one
talks about my mom's, that's it!
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Okay?
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You and me, Friday, 3 o'clock.
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We'll see who's got game.
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Yeah, you heard her.
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You guys are nothing
but candy wrappers,
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empty cans and dirty napkins!
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What?
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I'm trash talking.
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You poor baby,
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I brought you some
coco and marshmallows.
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Let me do that for you.
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Mom, I can pick up
the remote myself.
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I don't want you
lifting a finger
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until you're all healed.
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Okay.
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If taking care of me
makes you feel better,
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would you mind peeling my
cheese sticks into strands,
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the stringier the better.
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Hey, Mom, I got your text.
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What's this last
minute mission about?
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There's chatter about
a possible break-in
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at the federal reserve,
we have to go check it out.
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I wish I could go,
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but crazy fingers over there
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just had to put some extra
holes in the seat cushion.
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And since Ernie
can't sit in the van.
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K.C., I'll need
you to fill in for him
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and guide me through
the tunnel system
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under the building.
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Let me give you some pointers.
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When you're in
the van, you need...
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Oh, please, how hard can it be?
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I mean, you do it.
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Hey, guys, I'm E-Ernie.
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What is going on?
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Beepoo-beepoo-beepoo-beep.
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It's time to bake the biscuits!
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K.C., are you doing
an Ernie impression?
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Pssh.
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No.
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All right, Mom, you got two
targets heading your way.
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In 10 feet, make a right
and go down the corridor.
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Okay, turning the corner.
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Uh, you got
company at 3 o'clock.
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Boom!
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Not anymore I don't.
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Oh, man, where
did they come from?
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What's that?
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Uh, you got two guys
30 paces behind you.
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All right, which way
do I go? Left or right?
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Um, let me check.
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Uh, go straight.
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There is no straight,
there is a wall.
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Left or right, K.C.?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I don't have a minute.
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What do I do? Left or right?
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Left or right?
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Go left and... no, right...
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No, left, yes, left.
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I'm sure of it.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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What happened to Mom?
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She looks like
my rear end feels.
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Yeah, I accidentally
sent her into enemy fire.
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Why are you so determined
to destroy this family?
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Look, don't give me
a hard time, okay?
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I messed up.
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Usually when I'm under pressure,
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I'm at my best
but today I just...
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I fell apart.
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Honey, it's not a big deal.
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I managed to take cover
and I took them down.
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But what about the
ringing in your ears?
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I said I managed to take
cover and I took them down!
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Mom, please, punish me, okay?
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Just take away my TV.
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The one you never
watch! Make me read.
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More than you already do.
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Don't let me go to a
party this weekend.
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You don't go to parties.
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Well, then make me go to
one and have the time of my life!
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Mom, you have to punish me.
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K.C., get over yourself.
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This happens to
agents all the time.
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You should have
seen what happened
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with your father and
me on our honeymoon.
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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I mean on a mission where
we posed as honeymooners.
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I'm the one who came
up with the idea of him
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hiding in a barbecue pit.
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How was I supposed to
know there was gonna be
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a luau that same night?
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Long story short,
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you forgive and you forget.
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I still think I deserve
to be punished.
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I'm sending myself to
my room with no dinner.
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But, K.C...
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But nothing, Mother.
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I need to think
about what I've done.
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Hey.
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Oh, you didn't have
to buy me lunch.
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I didn't. They're both for me.
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I just could not
decide what to pick.
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I stood there so long, my
baby carrots hit puberty.
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Since when can't
you make a decision?
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I totally messed
up on this mission,
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I sent my mom into danger.
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I mean, she's fine but
it was a really close call.
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So your mom's mad at you? No.
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You got grounded? No.
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In fact, I asked her to
punish me and she wouldn't.
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You asked her to punish you?
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Here's a hint, honey.
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When you do something
wrong and you get away with it,
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you quietly high five
yourself and then move on.
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Just ever since that mission,
I have lost all my confidence.
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I can't make the
simplest decisions.
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I have no swag.
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I'm un-swagged, de-swagged,
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swag-free, minus-swag,
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swag-less, swag-light.
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Man, I can't even pick
my swag deficiency!
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This is great news.
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Excuse me?
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K.C., you're always,
underline that,
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always there to help me
and now I get to help you.
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And how exactly are
you gonna do that?
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How should I know? I've never
been in this situation before.
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I'm flying blind here.
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Wait. I know.
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Where are you when
you're at your best?
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You can do this.
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Go, Kace!
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I believe in you.
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Okay, do you
believe in being quiet?
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I can't believe this.
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One messed-up mission
and I can't do anything.
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What if, for the
rest of my life,
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I'm nothing but an insecure,
indecisive puddle of nerves?
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Then you'll be exactly
like every other teenager.
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Marisa? Who are you kidding?
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You walk into
a party all like...
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"Hey, I'm Marisa.
What's the haps?"
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"Who's ready to party?"
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"That blouse, lo-ove."
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"Hey, cutie, I'm not
gonna ask myself out
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so, toot-toot, let's
get on this love train."
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True.
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That's me on the outside.
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But on the inside, I'm thinking,
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why am I sweating so much?
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I'm wearing the wrong thing.
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This guy will never like me.
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And who says "toot-toot
let's get on the love train"?
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Really, that's... That's
how you feel inside?
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Yes.
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But no one knows that
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because the key
to having confidence
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is to fake it till you make it.
262
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,750
You're right. Fake
it till you make it.
263
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,250
Man, I can't even
make it when I fake it.
264
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,457
Mom!
265
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,000
I'm hungry!
266
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,000
Coming, honey!
267
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,874
Here's your dinner.
268
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:01,999
Thanks, Mom.
269
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Hmm.
270
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,165
Meatloaf.
271
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,833
Oh.
272
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,499
Meatloaf.
273
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,707
What's wrong with meatloaf?
274
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,749
Nothing. I really appreciate it.
275
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,750
But I was kind of
in the mood for...
276
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,999
turkey tetrazzini.
277
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,582
But I didn't make
turkey tetrazzini.
278
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,207
Oh.
279
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,999
Could ya?
280
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,624
All right!
281
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,999
Enough is enough.
282
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,832
It's time for some
physical therapy.
283
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,374
You need to get off
your gluteus maximus.
284
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,457
But, but...
285
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,582
Exactly.
286
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,708
Your butt butt.
287
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,457
Oh, I am so sorry.
288
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:49,999
Okay...
289
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,999
maybe I could whip up
a little turkey tetrazzini.
290
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,166
Thanks, Mom.
291
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,874
Hey, before you
go, would you mind
292
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,874
changing the channel for me?
293
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,458
Anything for my baby.
294
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,082
Not that channel.
295
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,499
Not that channel.
Not that channel.
296
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,999
Wait, go back.
297
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,833
No, not that channel.
298
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,499
Man, I totally forgot we
have to do speeches today.
299
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,874
I just hope Miss Fischer
doesn't pick me first.
300
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,957
Miss Fischer, K.C.
would like to go first.
301
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:26,999
What do you think you're doing?
302
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,707
Boosting your confidence.
303
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,999
Well, could you do me a favor
304
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,707
and boost somebody
else's confidence?
305
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,707
Stop it.
306
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,707
You'll need to do
something you're great at
307
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,707
to remind yourself
how fantastic you are.
308
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,207
And no one is better
at giving speeches.
309
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,333
Get up there, you've
got it in the bag.
310
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,415
You're right.
311
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:49,290
I've got it in the bag.
312
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,832
I've got it in the bag, huh.
313
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:51,875
Okay?
314
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,874
Hey, everybody.
315
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:59,332
Um, I will be talking about
the industrial revolution.
316
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,374
Well, today we enjoy many
of the modern conveniences,
317
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,874
uh, that, um, the... the...
318
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,708
Mo-modern
conveniences that-that...
319
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,583
Well, you definitely
got it in the bag.
320
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,500
"Make sure exploding broach
is fully charged before using."
321
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,124
Wearing
product in shower
322
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,082
may result in permanent damage."
323
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,082
To the brooch or to me?
324
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,457
And who wears a
brooch in the shower?
325
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,875
Where are you
supposed to pin it?
326
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,707
Hey, Mom, what's crackalackin'?
327
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,999
Ooh, someone's in a better mood.
328
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,249
That's because
for the first time
329
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,832
since that mission I've
finally made a decision.
330
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,582
And I decided
331
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,374
I'm not gonna be a spy anymore.
332
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,624
Interesting...
333
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,957
because here's what I do
when I can't make a decision.
334
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,707
I don't make a decision.
335
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,415
K.C., seriously,
336
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,999
give yourself a break.
337
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,457
You might feel
differently in a day or two.
338
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,582
No, Mom, I am 100% positive
339
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,000
that this is the
right thing to do.
340
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:41,832
Or it's not.
341
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,749
Ooh, now my
crackalackin' is just...
342
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,999
lacking.
343
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,707
Did you just hit that brooch?
344
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:49,999
Yeah, why?
345
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,875
No reason.
346
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,874
Well, the Goldfedders
always did say
347
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:02,875
they wanted a pool.
348
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,291
At least now they got the hole.
349
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,708
Oh, Ernie!
350
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,165
How's my baby?
351
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,874
I wish I could say he
was getting better but...
352
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,875
I can't lie to my own mother.
353
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,249
Not anymore, you can't.
354
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,707
What's that? Oh, nothing, honey.
355
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,457
Is there anything I can get you?
356
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,999
If it's not too much
trouble, can you be a dear
357
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,707
and change all the light
bulbs to the soft kind?
358
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,875
These are kind
of hurting my eyes.
359
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:58,249
Oh, well, maybe you can
discuss that with the doctor.
360
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,165
The what now?
361
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,999
The doctor.
362
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,999
I called a specialist
and he's coming over
363
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,416
to fully examine your butt.
364
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,999
When you say "fully"...
365
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,958
I mean fully.
366
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:16,832
No nook or cranny
will go unchecked.
367
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,999
Hey, I'm healed! It's a miracle!
368
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,583
I can walk!
369
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,457
Good, good.
370
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,582
Now you can walk
yourself to your room
371
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,082
because you're grounded.
372
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:31,999
But first, go get me
some turkey tetrazzini.
373
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,458
We don't have any
more turkey tetrazzini.
374
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,999
But I suppose I could make some.
375
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500
Could ya?
376
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,624
Marisa, I... I got your text.
377
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:46,999
What's wrong?
378
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,499
Why would you think
something is wrong?
379
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,582
Well, because your
text said "Emergency,
380
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,874
I need your help...
381
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:52,999
now."
382
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,499
Oh, darn, autocorrect.
383
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,208
I meant to type "'sup?"
384
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,499
But hey, as long as we're here,
385
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,457
let's make some bouncy, bouncy
386
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,957
and weave some baskets.
387
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,957
Marisa, look, I really,
really appreciate
388
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,415
you're trying to
make me feel better,
389
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:11,499
but beating the worst
basketball player ever
390
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,332
is not a confidence booster.
391
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,290
Oh, come on, it will be fun.
392
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,624
Let's do this.
393
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,000
Let's play some b-ball!
394
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,457
"I said I don't want to play
395
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,999
and if you don't stop
dribbling that ball
396
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,416
I'm going to kick it at you."
397
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,082
Oh, darn, autocorrect.
398
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,499
I meant to type
399
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,833
"no, thank you."
400
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:43,333
Well, if it isn't
Charles Barf-ley.
401
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,457
Your gonna barf in that basket
402
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,124
'cause the only thing
I've seen you toss
403
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,624
is your lunch.
404
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,957
Okay, would you
just leave me alone?
405
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,874
Okay, you can't make
me feel like a loser
406
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:56,833
because I already do.
407
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,999
Hey, it isn't Friday yet,
408
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,290
but since you're here,
409
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,124
why don't I just mop the
floor with you right now?
410
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,749
I told you I don't want
to play you anymore.
411
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,165
That's cool.
412
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,875
You probably play
like a girl anyway.
413
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,999
I play like a what now?
414
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,165
I said
415
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:20,374
you... play... like a girl.
416
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,874
Oh. Like a girl?
417
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,999
I play like a girl?
418
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,499
You bet I do, and this
girl is going to school you
419
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,707
and the only thing
I will be throwing up
420
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:30,957
this time is twos.
421
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,124
Whoo!
422
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,415
What does that mean?
423
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,999
Each basket is worth two points.
424
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,416
Whoo!
425
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,458
Let's do this, son!
426
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,875
Ooh-ooh.
427
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,707
Excuse me, does
someone know the Heimlich
428
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:26,125
because I believe
Mikal is choking.
429
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,000
And that is boom.
430
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,832
K.C., you did it, you beat him.
431
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,457
Ding, oh, wait, did
you guys hear that?
432
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,832
I believe that was the
sound of the elevator
433
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,958
because you're not on my level.
434
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,374
I am re-swagged,
435
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,582
swagged to the second
power, swagalicious,
436
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,958
I have reclaimed my
animal swagnatism.
437
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,374
And I couldn't have
done it without you.
438
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,707
Wait, so I actually helped you?
439
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:36,874
Yes!
440
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,999
That's one for Marisa
441
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,374
and eleventy million for you.
442
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,416
But I'm catching up.
443
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,851
Um, maybe now it's
the good time to ask,
444
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,708
What does "swag" mean?
445
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,457
Ooh, I'm K.C.
446
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,624
Ernie's job is so easy.
447
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,000
Beeboop-beeboop, blow up Mom.
448
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,500
Ahem! Ah!
449
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:10,124
How did you get in here?
450
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,500
You left the door unlocked, K.C.
451
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,499
What are you doing here?
452
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,124
I'm back.
453
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,874
K.C., is that you?
454
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,832
Yup, that's right, Mom.
I got my swag back.
455
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,332
Well, then get your
swag down here
456
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,957
and help your mama
take out these bad guys.
457
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,707
Ooh.
458
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,749
This sounds like a job for
the new rapid-fire dart gun.
459
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,749
Ernie, I am so
sorry, I didn't...
460
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,707
It's okay.
461
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,332
Dart-proof boxers.
462
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,958
I had a feeling
you would be back.
463
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:43,500
Rob, your name's on TV!
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