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That girl of mine sure makes men go crazy. Even though she's only my stepdaughter, she really

does take after me. Well, I guess you'll just have to wait until we're together. Fine. I

have to admit, I'm actually kind of proud that she holds her ground because have you seen

her boyfriend? Have you ever seen a piece of meat so delicious, so tender that you would

risk a family civil war just for a taste? That's one. I'm gonna go shower. Okay. Can I watch?

You're the worst. Talk later. Bye bye.

Poor guy's gonna get blue balls. I wonder if I can play Cupid and lend him a hand, if you

know what I mean.

Hey, sweetie. Hi. I was wondering if you had any plans for tomorrow. Not really. I was wondering

if you wanted to do some yoga in the morning. It's been a while since we've had some quality

girl time. Oh, um, okay. Sure. Great. It's a date.

What? If you don't know your daughter's passcode, then you really are fumbling this whole parenting

thing. And now let's set the trap. I told you he was eye candy and to hear him call me, ma'am.

I think I just screamed. Oh, don't worry, sweetie. I was just calling because she wanted me to invite

you over tomorrow morning. Really? Yeah. She's very excited to see you and me too.

Okay. Sure. Yeah. I'll be there. Great. See you then. And I hope you'll be joining us too.

Okay. Come in. Are you expecting it? I have a little surprise for you. Hi, sweetie.

Hi, Miss D. Uh, thanks for inviting me. Yeah. Operation Stretch and Snatch is a go. What are

you doing here? I invited him over so that he can help with our stretches and help correct

anything if we need it. Oh, relax, honey. He's just going to help out with any of the positions

that we might need help with. Um, okay. Go ahead and take a seat for us.

Um, ah, oof, um, um, um, um, ah, ah, oof.

Okay, is it really necessary for you to shave your butt?

Um, ah, it loosens myself up, I'm very, very tight, oof, um, like it, right?

I gotta, ooh, stretch out, and loosen up all these tight muscles, oof, ah, ooh, yes, ah, mm-hmm.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Okay, mom, for real, you're literally embarrassing me.

Oh, relax, honey.

Juan doesn't mind, do you?

Oh, it's okay.

Ugh, whatever, I'm going to grab water.

Time to take it up a notch.

Ooh, ugh, hey, do you think you could help me stretch my leg back a little further?

Really?

Yeah, I need some help.

Yeah, yeah.

Just like that.

One, ooh, two, three, four, five, oh, six, seven, oh, eight, nine, oh, ten.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, what is going on here?

Oh, yes.

Oh, what is going on here?

Don't worry, honey, he's just helping me stretch out my leg a little bit.

I can't get it back all the way.

I can't get it back all the way down here.

I can't get it back all the way down here.

I can't get it back all the way down here.

I can't get it back all the way down here.

- I live for this.

- Do you have a heart on from my mother?

- Nope, don't burn.

- Oh, honey, don't worry.

He's just helping me stretch out a bit.

- It's perfectly normal for him to have a boner.

- I don't think it is.

- It is, it's from all the tension here, right here.

We gotta work this out.

- That is from a man who has all kinds of stress.

You know, that stress is probably your fault, honey.

Like right here, oh, you poor thing.

Right there.

- This is so weird.

- Oh, it's not weird.

Don't overthink it.

It's my mother massaging around my boyfriend's cock.

I think that's pretty weird.

- What? It's tantric.

It's a whole, it's a whole thing.

Surprised you don't know how to do all of this, honey.

Come here, let me show you where to put your hands.

Right here.

- Don't you feel how tight that muscle is?

Yeah.

Just really work in there and loosen him up.

So stressed, huh?

- A little bit.

- Right there, yeah.

Right there, yeah.

You know, I think we can get to this muscle a little easier

if you stand up.

- I stand up?

- Mm-hmm.

Yes.

And we're going to have to remove all this barrier

to get into this muscle properly.

Right here.

Feel how tight that is at the end of his dick?

Yeah, just gently massage and help work that out.

- I can't believe my mom's touching my boyfriend's dick

right now.

- It's just a massage.

It's fine.

It's for health.

There you go.

See how hard it is from all that tension.

You really need to be easier on him

and help relieve this tension more frequently.

Otherwise it builds up and, you know,

it's just not good for the poor guy.

There you go.

- Yes.

- You guys need to do some more activities

to help relieve all this tension

and really just take care of your boyfriend, okay?

We can't leave him in this state anymore.

Yeah.

Squeeze him and there you go.

Really just help loosen him up.

This plan is working out even better than I imagined.

There we go like that.

How does that feel, honey?

- Those are really good fit.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Do you feel the tension starting to leave?

- Oh, yes.

- There you go.

- Yes.

- Similar.

- There you go like that.

- Oh, fuck.

- Take note of all these techniques

so that you can do this more frequently

and not leave him in this state.

- Oh, fuck.

- Whatever you say, mom.

- That's a good girl.

- Oh, fuck.

- Oh, fuck.

- That's good.

- That, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Leave that tension just like that.

- Mm-hmm.

- That's so good.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Very nice.

- Oh, fuck.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's a little dry though.

Mm-hmm.

- Mmm, let's make sure you're nice and moisturized.

- Oh, fuck.

- Mmm, oh, fuck.

- Oh my God, let's get here.

- Here, I'm gonna get this side here,

and I'll get this side over here.

- Why are we both doing this?

- It's for him.

We're helping relieve the tension

that you have created for him.

Don't you wanna be a good girlfriend?

- Yeah.

- All right, come on, get this side.

- Oh, fuck.

- Oh, fuck.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, fuck, this is really good.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

- Mm, you know what might help even more?

How would you like to see us kiss?

- Really?

- Yeah, do you think that would loosen up some tension for you?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah?

Your boyfriend wants to see us kiss.

I think it'll be good for him.

- If it's good for him, then fine.

- Mm.

- Oh, fuck.

- Mm, just like that, do that kiss to this dick.

This beautiful, veiny dick.

Yes.

- Oh, fuck.

- Mm.

Oh yeah. That tension is bleeding. Very good. Oh fuck. I can't forget about the ball.

Gotta make sure that they're taken care of too.

- Oh, fuck yes.

- There, make sure you get that.

There you go.

- Fuck yes.

- Very good.

Look at the tension's starting to leave.

You look so much more relaxed.

- Oh my God, yes.

- Fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

- We should do that at the same time.

- There you go.

- Mm. - Oh, fuck yes.

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

That's right, good girl. You're doing so good.

- Yes. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Very good.

- Fuck.

- How does that feel?

- It feels so good, Mrs. D.

- She's doing such a good job.

- Mm-hmm.

- You guys take notes for later.

- Mm-hmm.

- Fuck.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, yeah.

- Very good.

You know what might be even better?

- What?

- Mm-hmm.

*sad music*

*sad music*

It feels so good

*sad music*

Yes, perfect

*sad music*

Yeah, just like that

*sad music*

*sad music*

How do you feel about helping your girlfriend get out of these barrier clothing?

Yes

*sad music*

*sad music*

Yes, it's so good to free your body

*sad music*

Yes

*sad music*

Come on.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, just like that.

mm-hmm oh yeah doesn't that feel good?

- Oh yeah, just try it, it's so good.

- Oh yeah, just try it.

- It's so good.

- Oh my God.

- Oh, oh, oh.

- Oh, oh.

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God. - Oh my God.

- Slide on in there.

Oh yes. - Oh fuck yes.

- Yes. - Yes.

- He is.

- Oh my God.

- Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh my god. I love it. My pussy is so good.

Oh, that was so good.

Oh, that was so good.

Oh, that was so good, man.

Yes, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Isn't this a great way to spend a family day together?

I think it's your turn.

I think it's your turn.

You lay down.

Okay, come here.

Just like this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that pretty pussy.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah, you know.

Oh, perfect.

Yes.

Oh, perfect.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

How does that feel?

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. How does that feel?

Oh yes, oh yeah right there

Yes, get that pussy

Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, look, I'm going to eat something in your mouth.

*mimics*

*mimics*

Oh, fuck.

*gibberish*

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, lean back a little.

Really stretch it out.

Yeah, grind on that cock.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

*crickets*

- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

You guys are doing so good.

*crickets*

Oh, my God.

Mmm, honey, your boyfriend's dick is so hot, I think I want a little bit more for mommy.

Yeah, give me that cup.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh.

Oh, yes. Oh, Steve. Oh, it feels so good. Yes, it does. Oh, I feel it. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, it's just fun.

Your boyfriend fucks so good.

Why don't you come here?

Give my mouth something to do.

*sad music*

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, mm-hmm.

You deserve to get some, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's right. Fuck my dog's pussy. Perfectly.

yeah that's right

oh fuck yeah

oh yeah someone was taking notes

such a good boyfriend

so wet it slipped right out

that means you're doing such a good job

you're playing all along wasn't it

well I am a good teacher aren't I

mommy always knows best

I think it's time for Juan

to come all over my daughter's pretty face

what do you think

are you ready for your boyfriend

to release all that tension

all over that pretty face

yes yes that's right

oh I want you to lay down

so that your boyfriend can come all over your face

yeah put that big all load all over her

please

yes

yes be a good boyfriend

release that tension all over her face

yes

oh fuck yeah

oh fuck

oh my daughter looks so pretty with your cum all over her

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh my Mr. Spock

I think we should have weekly yoga at this house

what do you think

oh mom

were you not so relaxed though

I guess you were right

blonde

I'm pretty relaxed

okay

like I said

mommy knows best

namaste

- Ah!

*music*

*sad music*