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We got our hands on Dr. Anthony Fouch's

We got our hands on Dr. Anthony Fouch's

We got our hands on Dr. Anthony Fouch's diary.

diary.

diary. >> More than 1,000 pages of Fouch's private

>> More than 1,000 pages of Fouch's private

>> More than 1,000 pages of Fouch's private pandemic era journal entries or his

pandemic era journal entries or his

pandemic era journal entries or his diary.

diary.

diary. >> We're going to read from it and it's

>> We're going to read from it and it's

>> We're going to read from it and it's going to make you very angry.

going to make you very angry.

going to make you very angry. >> This diary is damning.

>> This diary is damning.

>> This diary is damning. >> Dr. Tony Fouchy kept a diary.

>> Dr. Tony Fouchy kept a diary.

>> Dr. Tony Fouchy kept a diary. >> Move over Iran War. There's a new most

>> Move over Iran War. There's a new most

>> Move over Iran War. There's a new most important story in the world. Anthony

important story in the world. Anthony

important story in the world. Anthony Fouchy kept a diary. Sorry, a diary.

Fouchy kept a diary. Sorry, a diary.

Fouchy kept a diary. Sorry, a diary. Fouch's diary is explosive. There is an

Fouch's diary is explosive. There is an

Fouch's diary is explosive. There is an epidemic of explosive diaries sweeping

epidemic of explosive diaries sweeping

epidemic of explosive diaries sweeping this nation. But what's in this

this nation. But what's in this

this nation. But what's in this dastasterly diary? Well, I've been

dastasterly diary? Well, I've been

dastasterly diary? Well, I've been watching Fox News for 2020 hours

watching Fox News for 2020 hours

watching Fox News for 2020 hours straight, and I'm ready to Foxplain

straight, and I'm ready to Foxplain

straight, and I'm ready to Foxplain Anthony Fouch's scandalous diary.

>> Dear diary, the press is going wild with

>> Dear diary, the press is going wild with

>> Dear diary, the press is going wild with me. The situation with my national and

me. The situation with my national and

me. The situation with my national and international fame is explosive and

international fame is explosive and

international fame is explosive and really unimaginable. Me, me, me, me.

really unimaginable. Me, me, me, me.

really unimaginable. Me, me, me, me. It's a very tiny, selfish, egoomaniacal

It's a very tiny, selfish, egoomaniacal

It's a very tiny, selfish, egoomaniacal man.

man.

man. >> Guys knew he was a megalomaniac.

>> Guys knew he was a megalomaniac.

>> Guys knew he was a megalomaniac. >> This guy is completely obsessed with

>> This guy is completely obsessed with

>> This guy is completely obsessed with himself. I bet he'd put his name on

himself. I bet he'd put his name on

himself. I bet he'd put his name on random buildings if you let him. I mean,

random buildings if you let him. I mean,

random buildings if you let him. I mean, who writes a diary about themselves?

who writes a diary about themselves?

who writes a diary about themselves? What a lunatic.

What a lunatic.

What a lunatic. >> Diary entries where he talks about

>> Diary entries where he talks about

>> Diary entries where he talks about hanging out with journalists.

hanging out with journalists.

hanging out with journalists. >> He went on and on about his relationship

>> He went on and on about his relationship

>> He went on and on about his relationship with Jake Tapper of CNN.

with Jake Tapper of CNN.

with Jake Tapper of CNN. >> Having dinner with Jake and Jen Tapper,

>> Having dinner with Jake and Jen Tapper,

>> Having dinner with Jake and Jen Tapper, receiving cookies from Joe and Jill

receiving cookies from Joe and Jill

receiving cookies from Joe and Jill Biden, and letting it get to his head.

Biden, and letting it get to his head.

Biden, and letting it get to his head. We had no time for Killian Conway had no

We had no time for Killian Conway had no

We had no time for Killian Conway had no time for cookies during the pandemic.

time for cookies during the pandemic.

time for cookies during the pandemic. She was too busy going on Fox News

She was too busy going on Fox News

She was too busy going on Fox News telling people there was no pandemic.

telling people there was no pandemic.

telling people there was no pandemic. Hey Dr. Famous Amos, we needed a leader,

Hey Dr. Famous Amos, we needed a leader,

Hey Dr. Famous Amos, we needed a leader, not a cookie monster. We want public

not a cookie monster. We want public

not a cookie monster. We want public health leadership.

health leadership.

health leadership. >> I think he'll go down in history as one

>> I think he'll go down in history as one

>> I think he'll go down in history as one of the most infamous villains of

of the most infamous villains of

of the most infamous villains of history.

history.

history. >> He will be remembered incredibly poorly,

>> He will be remembered incredibly poorly,

>> He will be remembered incredibly poorly, literally as a as a historically evil

literally as a as a historically evil

literally as a as a historically evil figure. Fouchi's guilty of mass murder

figure. Fouchi's guilty of mass murder

figure. Fouchi's guilty of mass murder and crimes against humanity on a scale

and crimes against humanity on a scale

and crimes against humanity on a scale of a Hitler and a Joseph Mangala.

of a Hitler and a Joseph Mangala.

of a Hitler and a Joseph Mangala. Finally, someone's saying what we're all

Finally, someone's saying what we're all

Finally, someone's saying what we're all commenting on Facebook. He is an

commenting on Facebook. He is an

commenting on Facebook. He is an historically evil doctor. Step aside

historically evil doctor. Step aside

historically evil doctor. Step aside surgeon who stitched people's mouths to

surgeon who stitched people's mouths to

surgeon who stitched people's mouths to asses.

asses.

asses. >> We did fund gain of function research at

>> We did fund gain of function research at

>> We did fund gain of function research at a sloppy lab where a virus escaped and

a sloppy lab where a virus escaped and

a sloppy lab where a virus escaped and left a million Americans dead. And the

left a million Americans dead. And the

left a million Americans dead. And the media, they still treated him like a

media, they still treated him like a

media, they still treated him like a hero for shutting down the country for a

hero for shutting down the country for a

hero for shutting down the country for a virus he knew wasn't that deadly.

virus he knew wasn't that deadly.

virus he knew wasn't that deadly. >> It couldn't be clearer. CO killed a

>> It couldn't be clearer. CO killed a

>> It couldn't be clearer. CO killed a million Americans and also wasn't really

million Americans and also wasn't really

million Americans and also wasn't really that deadly, so we shouldn't have shut

that deadly, so we shouldn't have shut

that deadly, so we shouldn't have shut down. Remember, Fouchi made this fatal

down. Remember, Fouchi made this fatal

down. Remember, Fouchi made this fatal virus in a lab. But he did a bad job

virus in a lab. But he did a bad job

virus in a lab. But he did a bad job because the virus wasn't even that

because the virus wasn't even that

because the virus wasn't even that fatal. Fouchi's real crime is being a

fatal. Fouchi's real crime is being a

fatal. Fouchi's real crime is being a shitty, deadly virus maker. But good

shitty, deadly virus maker. But good

shitty, deadly virus maker. But good news, thanks to the Trump

news, thanks to the Trump

news, thanks to the Trump administration, the era of public health

administration, the era of public health

administration, the era of public health disasters is over. Now, if you'll excuse

disasters is over. Now, if you'll excuse

disasters is over. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to snack on some bagged

me, I'm going to snack on some bagged

me, I'm going to snack on some bagged lettuce.

lettuce.

lettuce. It's from Michigan, right?

Christopher Nolan's a hologram.

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