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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Why is a company going to spend extra

money to accommodate sloths?

Y'all barely come to work on time.

What?

Yeah, but we need to work somehow.

Okay, well, you know what?

Why don't you stop wasting my time and

get the fuck out of the office?

How about that?

Everybody back to work, guys.

Back to work.

Ellie and I need a minute here.

Can you believe these people?

Can you believe them?

They are so fucking demanding.

I mean, this isn't a vacation home.

This is a fucking office.

They're asking for way too much.

And I know we don't have the money

for all that crap.

Yeah, I hear you.

Listen, as unbelievable as that may be.

Okay.

You're going to have a hard time believing

this.

Okay, I need you to read this article.

Okay, where is it?

Okay, due to a workforce walkout, it is

now legal to pre-use HR.

Okay, but this law only affects other companies,

right?

It doesn't affect our office.

I love that you think our company is

special.

But the law applies to us also.

Especially with the feds breathing down my neck.

I need you to comply.

So just be prepared.

Oh my god.

And when you get a chance, shred those

documents, okay?

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

So you take St. Petersburg over here.

You go all the way to Korea.

Oh, and that's...

That's for political purpose.

Oh, wow.

Look at this stuff, guys.

Oh, nice.

I really like this.

I really like the new law.

Yeah, yeah, I really, really like it.

Oh, yeah.

The feds finally did something right for once,

huh?

And just like that, I went from being

a respected professional to a clown.

I didn't sign up to babysit grown men,

nor did I sign up to be an

object for their desires.

But I get paid extremely well as an

HR rep.

I couldn't afford losing a paycheck.

So now I have to smile through lascivious

looks, smile as these grown men grope my

boobs, slap my ass, and use my vagina

to their liking.

How do I get these men to take

me seriously under these conditions?

So, Ms. Monroe, about those ballpoint pens I

had requested, do you have a memo of

those?

Yeah, you know what?

That's not important right now.

Did everybody get their memos?

Yeah, we've got the memo.

Yeah, they are very important.

So you guys do know that there's a

deadline, right?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a quarterly report.

So you kind of need to focus on

your work a little bit?

I mean, I've never missed a deadline before,

so.

Right, okay.

It's so distracting, Ms. Monroe.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Well, hold this motivation.

Sure.

Also, about that Tuesday meeting, you said lunch

is provided.

Can I get, like, a fish option?

Okay, so then you just go down and

finish it, and then you're basically just signing

off on it.

I came here to be part of the

sales team, not do this.

Everybody has to do the training module when

there's a new law that comes out.

Like, just read through it, sign it, and

you'll be done.

Clearly, it's about the new free use law.

Can I help you?

Well, no thanks.

I'm just waiting for the computer to open

up.

Okay, well, he's almost done, and then you're

the last employee that needs to complete this

module, and then you guys can go back

and work on your stuff that's due.

So, yeah, and then you're almost finished, okay?

All right, it's easy enough.

Are you guys working?

Okay, well, I just finished making my list.

I'll do the firing next.

Yeah.

Is it almost your lunch break?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I almost finished all my work, too, but...

There's a deadline.

That would be the deadline, too.

Okay, all right.

So I had a question about the last

report, and...

Yeah, what's your question?

No, so the email you sent out about

it, it was a little bit confusing, because

I don't understand why we're spending a response

email when...

Well, you know what?

That's the rules.

You have to follow the procedures.

All right, well, I guess that answers a

couple things, but...

All right, here, stick this on the computer.

Oh, all right.

Yep, it's a deadline.

Yeah, I mean, things are definitely different around

the office, I don't even know.

Yeah, the deadline is...

I gotta go.

Yep, I'll call you later.

I'll see you in the front row.

Yeah?

Are you going to give me a hand

for...

Ahem.

Yes?

Wow, this is so unprofessional.

Well, Ms. Monroe, it's the new law.

That doesn't mean that I have to humiliate

myself.

So do I file a complaint with the

boss?

For what?

Well, Ms. Monroe, if you're going to be

breaking the new law, don't you think the

boss ought to know?

Fine.

Well, you need to focus.

You're wasting company time.

Like, at least do your job.

Yes, yes, absolutely.

I'll be taking notes.

How's everything coming along, Jack?

Oh, excellent, boss.

Thank you very much.

I'm loving the new law.

Yeah, good.

It's working out.

Melanie, everything good?

It's great.

Good.

You know, I was thinking of getting a

cake for Kip's birthday coming up.

Oh, that's right.

Friday?

Happy birthday, Mr. Kipple Nipple.

Is that appropriate?

You don't have it in the budget.

Okay.

Well, I'll just get a card then, maybe.

Oh, maybe a cupcake.

Yeah.

Can we do a cupcake?

Sure.

Okay, great.

Keep up with the good work.

Thanks, boss.

You're wasting company time.

Focus on your work.

Oh, is the boss in here?

I haven't seen him.

Do you see the boss in here?

You know what?

Valid point.

Yeah, why don't you go check the break

room?

I'm sure he's taking a break.

That's what he normally does, all day long.

Are you done yet?

Hey, have you guys seen Leo anywhere?

Yeah, he was just looking for you.

I think he went that way.

Yeah, or played hide and seek.

He went that way?

Yeah, break room.

Or that way.

Yeah.

Yeah, almost done.

Whoops.

Can you hurry?

Oh, yeah.

We literally have a May 15 deadline.

Oh, oh, I need a cup.

Yeah, okay.

All righty.

Okay, guys.

So the morale is definitely up, but the

numbers are down.

They're bad.

So I need you guys to really get

on it and focus.

We're going to call customers.

That's obviously all you guys.

I'm not making any calls.

Right.

The boss is going to be listening in

to some of these calls, all right?

So just be prepared.

I need you guys to follow the script

when you're talking to these customers, because we

need sales.

All right.

Do you have anything to contribute?

Do what I can, but the May 15

deadline is coming up really fast.

Yep.

And yep, the May 15 deadline is important.

Are we going to make it?

Yeah.

I mean, are you close?

Are you coming along?

Oh, I'm real close.

Okay.

I've been close for like a while now.

Okay.

Well, because I'm going to be checking on

everybody and making sure that everyone is on

point.

All right.

All I'm saying is that I think this

could have been an email.

Yeah, but you guys never read the emails.

Says you.

Yeah.

Boss, they never read my emails.

I understand, but let's not go pointing fingers

at anybody.

Right.

Well, I just, it's easier.

I used to just want to call them

into the office, but now I am.

With this new free use law, it is

making my job more difficult.

It is what it is.

I think you're right, boss.

Fingering each other has never made the situation

any better.

So let's just go for them.

Like she was saying earlier, look how happy

Peter's been.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's very true.

I've honestly never seen him so happy in

the office before.

Yeah.

Well, I just need everybody to just really

work harder.

Oh, yeah.

We'll be on point, boss.

Okay.

All right.

Does anybody else have anything else to contribute

to the group?

Hey, did you get a chance to burn

this?

Oh, yeah.

Just like last time.

Okay, gotcha.

Thank you.

No problem.

Hey, did you get a chance to burn

this?

Okay, so I just have like two more

sections to do.

I'll be finished with that.

Okay, fine.

This is good.

Yeah.

Okay, let's see here.

Hey, what's up, how's it going?

I guess I got some emails I gotta

take care of anyway.

All right, you wanna turn it off?

All right, awesome.

Oh, and Miss Monroe.

Yeah, what do you got?

I would like to hire a new team

member for accounting.

Okay.

There's a list of candidates in there.

I was wondering if you'd be so kind

as to try to set up some interviews.

Sure.

If it's possible.

Definitely.

I'll, yeah, because I need you to focus

on work.

So I'll definitely, I don't mind doing this

for you.

Very good.

All right.

How many more team members do you need?

You need two more employees?

Oh, that'd be perfect.

Okay, all right.

Let me just see what I'm gonna call

first.

Um, yeah.

All righty, so I'm gonna call, okay.

Yes.

Hi, Mr. Peters, this is Miss Monroe.

Yes, yes.

I know it's taken a while to get

back to the applicants, but we'd like to

have you come on in for an interview.

Yes.

We are struggling to meet our May 15

deadline, so we definitely want to hire at

least two more.

And you're top on the list.

Yes.

Okay, great.

Well, that sounds good.

So let's do Thursday at 2 p.m.

Does that work?

Okay.

All righty, we'll see you then, okay?

All right, just to impress.

Okay.

All righty, 2 p.m. And then, okay.

Let's go ahead and call this one.

Hey, um, can you get a second?

Sorry, can you get a second?

Can you call my wife and tell her

I'm not coming home tonight?

What?

I'm going out of town, but she doesn't

need to know that.

Just make up something.

Oh, all right.

I'll do that, okay.

Thank you so much.

Okay, all right.

I've been looking for you for the last,

like, day.

I want you to sign this thing.

Yeah, yeah, come with me.

Okay.

All right, I got those emails taken care

of.

Yeah.

You guys want to get some Mexican for

lunch, you down?

Man, Leo just told me that.

Hi.

He said the place over here, the taco

place.

Hey, hey, hey.

What's going on?

They got the boss' signature, but I need

you to finish up this contract.

So just a little something.

Can you real quick?

What am I agreeing to?

Yeah, it's for the Johnson contract.

All right, that's okay.

There you go.

Great, great.

Awesome, thanks a lot, man.

You know what?

I'm still waiting for a callback, and then

I can finish that report for you.

Well, why don't you try his boss?

No, okay.

I'm just doing my job.

I'm really just doing my job.

It says that everything's done?

Oh, perfect, thank you.

Yeah, awesome.

Thank you, appreciate it.

Oh, did you get that email about the

Q4 stuff?

I did.

To be honest, I went to my spam

at first, so I didn't see it until

this morning.

God damn it.

We have to get that in in like

a day.

I'm sorry, dude.

You keep saying that.

I gotta check my email and find out

why everything keeps going to spam.

You know what it is?

I think it's because it's outside of the

network, and so it's coming from a different

domain.

Oh, I didn't even think of that, man.

If you go and you turn that off

in the settings, it'll all show up in

your inbox.

Oh, Jesus.

You know, I thought I was going to

have to talk to one of the tech

guys about this.

Fuck those guys.

Yeah.

I mean, this math is really good.

You want to maybe double it up?

That's a wonderful idea.

Mr. Rowe, would you mind?

Yeah, let's see.

If you'd be so kind.

Yeah, sure.

Right here, let's see.

Yeah, just right here is good.

Oh, okay.

Oh, there you go.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Nice and comfortable.

Sure.

Hi, guys.

So, you know when the BCCS only thing

is, and they put these GB numbers in

there?

What is that about?

They're always dead links.

Oh.

They don't go anywhere.

Again, I was wondering if they were important

in some way.

So, I'm just like, is this relevant?

Do you want us to do something about

it?

Because I'm not visually getting the information.

Yeah, no.

That'd be a lot more useful if it

actually lets a link that's active.

I mean, maybe that's something you got to

bring up with the tech guys.

You go with them, though.

I'm not.

I'm okay.

We could always have HR try talking to

them.

I think HR is going to be busy

here for a little while.

I can fit it into my schedule.

Thank you, Ms. Monroe.

Mm-hmm.

Very kind.

Intimidating.

Yeah, well.

You know, ever since this new free use

law came into effect, you've been a lot

more happier at work, I've noticed.

Oh, yeah.

The morale's, just in general, really been up.

I mean, everybody in the office is happier,

but she only screams at me three times

a week now.

Well, it's a record thing, guys.

Well, you're consistently late with everything.

You don't turn in your questions in time.

I'm just going to put this here for

the May 15th deadline.

Oh, there we go.

Yeah, I'll get that followed in a sec.

See, finally somebody's going to meet the deadline.

I'm more confident that he will, but you

guys.

Yeah, well.

I don't think you guys focus like you

should at work.

Oh, well, you're definitely giving us encouragement to

do better with that.

Yeah, we didn't want to be late anymore,

that's for sure.

Well, I'll just wait till the end of

the year reviews, and just remember that you

have a bonus coming.

Oh.

So then maybe you'll take the deadline more

serious.

I mean, sorry to bother you guys, has

anyone seen my lucky pencil?

Oh, I think it's right there.

Oh, gee, is that yours?

Yes, excuse me.

I've been there all day.

I want it here, and I'll bring you

the signature.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'll get that scanned up.

Oh, sweet, thank you.

These your glasses?

Yeah.

Are you guys, like, going to take a

lunch break right now, or?

No, we're just back and forth.

Supposed to be having at least some kind

of meeting and talking about, like, what's the

next plan?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Well, yeah, well, I think it's time for

business, boss, isn't it?

You know, it'll probably make it go faster.

Maybe we keep this top off.

I think everything should probably just go.

Here, let's, uh, okay.

Oh, help me, boss.

Put your hands up.

All right, man.

We don't need any of this stuff.

Oh, that's much better.

Much better.

Here we go.

Okay, all right.

I really need to add a few more

things to that law.

I think at least, at least we have

our clothes on.

Okay.

Do you want to, uh, oh, yeah, yeah,

oh, there you go.

That'll be...

That'll be great.

Thanks, Peter.

This is really doing wonders for, uh, cohesion

in the workplace, I think.

I think so, too, the cohesion, I like

that word.

Thanks.

As long as you guys meet your deadline,

that's what really matters.

Productivity is definitely...

Yeah.

Ah.

That's cool.

Leo, if I gave you some money, could

you pick up the lunch order instead?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Before I head out, I know the expense

reports are not due till May 15th, but

I'm just going to drop this off right

here.

Oh, awesome.

Good job.

One of our regular customers requested delivery here.

Do you think we can...

Anyone can drive there?

Oh, Christ, man, that's...

Yeah, but don't put it in the HR

office.

Take it to logistics.

I'm not taking care of that.

That's not my job.

It's not going to be me.

It's 45 minutes away.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

My feet are killing me.

Mind if we, uh...

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Thanks, man.

Oh.

Oh.

Why don't you...

Why don't you come right over here?

Oh.

Oh.

Just remember to text me your orders before

I have to grab the food.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Yeah, we'll get on that in a bit.

Just don't forget the guacamole this time, please.

Thank you.

I think they charge extra for that.

It's the best part of the Mexican food.

I know.

And the sour cream.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Mmm.

We should be ordering extra so you know

we have a strict budget.

I know.

A very strict budget.

It's just guacamole.

It adds up.

All right, fine.

Hold off on the guacamole.

Oh, yeah, those.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, so good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I heard HR was vetoing the guacamole, but

don't worry, I stole the boss's credit card

while he was sleeping, so I got this.

Oh, thanks, I appreciate that.

I didn't hear that.

I did not hear that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You guys are getting too comfortable around me.

You do know that I do performance reviews.

Oh, well.

I think stealing your boss's credit card is

probably not a good thing.

Oh, I didn't get...

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, great.

Mmm.

Uh, Tony.

Yeah.

Spasibo.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh, sweet.

I think we're ready for the deadline.

Oh, wonderful.

Finally.

We've been over our head all day.

Yes, that would make me very happy, too.

There's so much other things I can focus

on.

Speaking of which, hey, Peter, do you want

to get up on the dance floor?

Sure thing.

Excuse me.

Did you see my credit card?

I didn't.

No.

I'll keep an eye out with the boss.

Yeah, it's not out here, I don't think.

Yeah, you guys didn't see a credit card,

did you?

No.

I looked for it.

I didn't see anything.

Oh, there you go.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Just sit down here.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Which one of you guys is gonna clean

up my desk after this?

Uh, Pete'll be in it.

You can always call, you know, the housekeeper.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

What am I doing?

Where am I going?

You know what?

Why don't you bend over and I'll help

you to get up?

Yeah.

Why not?

OK.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Ah!

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-mm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I don't want to put the work schedule

on.

I don't want to put the work schedule

on.

It's this planet I just come up with.

I just come up with sleep.

I really have to force myself.