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Happiness is a fallacy.
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WILFRED:
If I just agree with you,
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can we talk about
something else?
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Anything else?
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I mean, there are things
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that make you happy, but it's
not a sustainable feeling.
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Parades don't last forever.
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Fireworks burn out,
colors fade.
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It's not about
parades and fireworks.
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It's about
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that pair of tits there.
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That's happiness.
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A scratch behind the ear,
the sun on your face...
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a decaying
seagull carcass.
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Happiness is in the
quieter moments, mate.
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(rumbling begins, gets louder)
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It's the small
things that...
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(vehicle's engine rumbling)
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(vehicle engine revving)
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(vehicle driving away,
rumble fading)
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The vet said he might start
vomiting, have a seizure
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or just stop eating.
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Well, there are things
that we can do.
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I saw a Web site
about these new steroids that...
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I don't want to put
him through that.
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WILFRED: It's good chatting
with you guys.
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JENNA:
We just need to make sure
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that he doesn't
overexert himself and...
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wait.
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(crying)
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Thank you.
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Any time.
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No, I-I mean for...
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you know, just letting me cry
and not trying to fix me.
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Drew used to always
try to cheer me up
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by playing
"Got your nose!"
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(laughs)
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It was so annoying.
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His heart was
in the right place.
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God, we were so young
when we started dating.
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It felt safe and
comfortable, but...
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I could never be
myself around Drew.
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It was like I was
wearing this mask
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that I couldn't take off.
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But I know that you love
the real me, warts and all.
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(laughs)
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Wait. You have warts?
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(both laugh)
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Where is this place?
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I don't know.
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Huh. Wonder why I never
noticed it before.
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Looks like a good place
to curb stomp ducks.
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(sighs)
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Wilfred, are
you insane?
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That's ironic,
you asking me that. Good one.
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You can't smoke anymore.
Why?
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Because I got lung cancer?
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Well, that's just stupid.
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That's like the guy
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who starts wearing condoms
after he gets AIDS.
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What the hell is that?
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Raw food: Chicken,
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liver, rice, seaweed,
carrots and eggs.
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This food can help
you get better.
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Ryan, I've eaten
all kinds of shit--
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rabbit shit, cat shit,
deer shit--
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I'm not a fussy eater.
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But I draw the line at carrots.
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Fine, then have
some kibble.
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Boring.
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I'll order you a pizza.
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I'm not hungry.
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Wilfred, you have to eat
something, or you'll...
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Finish the sentence, Ry.
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I'm not giving up.
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Mate, you gotta stop looking
at this as a bad thing.
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I have completed
my godly mission of leading you
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to happiness.
I can't.
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That-That's just not...
It's true.
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When I met you, you were trying
to off yourself
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with a bottle of pills.
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Now, you're parting
the pink sea
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with the girl of your dreams.
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(sighs)
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It's time for me to move on
to the next pathetic loser.
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I-I mean, "chosen one."
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It's just...
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so sad.
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Ryan, consider this.
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If I...
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Wilfred...
(groans)
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(coughing)
Wilfred!
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(groaning)
Wilfred?
Oh, my God. No!
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Wilfred!
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Gotcha.
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Oh, you asshole.
(giggling)
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I was just only trying
to make you laugh.
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Well, it didn't
make me laugh.
Made me laugh.
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Jesus.
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I knew you two
would get together.
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(Jenna laughs)
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Well, Ryan figured
it out before I did.
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Well, Ryan was always
a very special little boy.
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Even as a baby,
he knew exactly what he wanted.
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(Catherine laughs)
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Always the left breast,
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never the right,
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and I bet he hasn't
changed a bit, has he?
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(snickering)
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You know, I've never seen
any baby pictures of Ryan.
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Yeah, they're here somewhere.
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I-I haven't finished unpacking
from my move,
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but I'll dig them out this week.
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Well, Ralston pooped
three times.
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Of course, I only had two bags,
so I had to improvise.
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Ryan, how you doing?
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Come here.
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(Cahill laughs)
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(Ryan chuckles,
Cahill laughs)
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Jenna.
How do you do?
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, looks like I got here
just in time.
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Your hug vitals are low.
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Oh.
When was the last time
you had your neck examined? Mmm.
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CAHILL: Mm-mm! (laughs)
(Catherine giggles)
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Don't worry.
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I'm a doctor.
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WILFRED:
Hey, dickweed,
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check it out.
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You're not the only tripod
on the block anymore.
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Wilfred, how you doing,
little fella?
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Oh, Elliott,
Wilfred has cancer.
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WILFRED:
You hear that, bitch?
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The big C.
Fourth-stage lung cancer.
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(imitates gunshot)
I win.
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(Wilfred cackles)
CAHILL:
I am so sorry.
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But don't lose hope.
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Listen, this little fella
had cancer three times.
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Seriously?
Seriously?
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He's a real miracle.
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I brought him
to a holistic vet.
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He used herbs,
acupuncture, Reiki...
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We haven't tried
Eastern medicine.
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The vet said
Wilfred's too far along.
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Well, it wouldn't
hurt to get a name.
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Oh, we can talk
about this later.
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CAHILL:
Listen, as a practitioner
of Western medicine,
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I was skeptical,
but I'm telling you,
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this naturopathic "doctor"
saved his life.
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Isn't that right,
my little survivor?
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Yeah, well, you may have had
more cancer than me,
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but I'm the only
one who has it now!
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CAHILL:
Oh, shit!
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Is that a lump?
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Bloody hell!
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But Dr. Ha could
save his life.
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I don't understand why
you're so against this.
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Because I can't
handle hope right now!
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He's dying, Ryan!
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(Jenna sighs)
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What are you doing, mate?
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I'm trying to
save your life.
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No, what you're doing is
creating a rift
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between you and Jenna,
and if that happens,
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my death will be
meaningless.
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This is how
it's supposed to be.
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I'm gonna die, you and Jenna
are gonna be together forever,
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and nothing's
gonna change that!
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DREW:
Hey, bro.
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Hey, Wilfy!
How's my boy, huh?
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He has cancer.
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And now he's got
a 200-pound tumor.
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My mom told him
about Wilfred.
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He called me
to get the details,
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but he didn't say anything
about coming out here.
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Did you tell him about us?
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I meant to,
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but his call was
so unexpected and...
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I was so upset.
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Whatever you want to do.
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It's okay. Let's just
keep this about Wilfred.
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Drew, take it easy
with Wilfred.
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He's not supposed
to exert himself.
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Yeah, okay.
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I don't think he's
too happy to see me.
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Of course he is.
We all are.
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WILFRED:
Get rid of him, Ryan.
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Throw his magnificent,
rock-hard ass out of here.
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Hey, check it out!
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It's Sporty!
Sporty?
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Yeah, that's the squirrel that
used to throw nuts at my rig
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every time I parked under
the walnut tree out front.
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At least he looks
happy to see me.
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You really
should have called, Drew.
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I mean,
where are you gonna stay?
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I don't know.
I thought maybe with you?
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Uh, I... I don't, uh...
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Sorry. That's stupid.
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Never mind.
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I'll figure it out.
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You can crash on my couch.
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Ryan, no!
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The past is the past, right?
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(Jenna laughs)
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You hear that?
She's laughing.
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First time since
she found out I was sick.
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This is bad.
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Why?
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You don't want Jenna
to be happy?
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I want you to be happy.
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It's my doggod-damned job!
(Drew and Jenna laugh)
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And it's not going
to be possible
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if that horse-hung Neanderthal
is back in Jenna's life.
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He's not here for her.
He's here for you.
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Jenna and I are fine.
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Now let's just do what we can
to make everyone comfortable.
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I don't think Drew's going
to be too comfortable.
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What does that mean?
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Dog works
in mysterious ways, Ryan.
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(Jenna and Drew laughing)
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Oh, my God.
What's so funny?
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Oh, I was just filling Jenna in
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on the Sheboygan social scene.
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Our friends Dan and
Marta just found out
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that they're
pregnant with twins...
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Again!
...again!
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(laughs)
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Oh, classic Dan and Marta.
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(Jenna and Ryan laugh)
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So, it's getting kind of...
kind of late.
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Oh, yeah, I'm still
on Sheboygan time,
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so for me it's... 9:30?
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Wilfy needs
his rest.
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That's cool.
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I'll just get up early
and do yoga.
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When did you
start doing yoga?
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When I moved back
to Sheboygan.
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Hey, you still take
that 6:30 class?
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Every morning.
Well...
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if you don't mind,
maybe I'll join you.
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Sure could use
a good workout.
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(Jenna screams)
DREW:
Oh, God!
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Wilfred!
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Poor Sporty!
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Collateral damage.
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DREW:
Oh.
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Guess I'm sleeping
on the floor.
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Or perhaps
at a hotel.
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In Sheboygan.
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You can't sleep
on the floor.
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You can sleep
on my couch.
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(loud panting)
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How could you
let this happen?!
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What are you talking about?
How could I...?
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Not you!
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I don't expect anything
from you.
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00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,128
You're just a puny human.
258
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,997
I'm talking about me!
259
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,502
Well, some god I am.
260
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,470
How the hell...
261
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,506
did I not see this coming?
262
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,008
Wilfred, calm down.
263
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,777
My plan backfired, Ryan.
264
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:47,547
She was yours.
265
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,318
And I've thrown her right
back into Drew's arms.
266
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,688
That's not gonna happen.
They're doing yoga
tomorrow, Ryan.
267
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,523
Yoga!
268
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,325
Wilfred...!
269
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,627
Wilfred!
(screaming)
270
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,697
My stupidity
271
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,332
has cost you
272
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,167
your happiness!
273
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,969
I've failed!
274
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,503
(screams)
275
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,173
Wilfred, this
isn't good for you.
(sobbing)
276
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,409
You don't get it, Ryan.
277
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,478
I'm out of time.
278
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,380
(crying)
279
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,082
I'm out of goddamn time
280
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,484
and I've failed.
281
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,253
I've failed you.
282
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,721
(sobbing)
283
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,724
Wilfred, stop.
(Wilfred screams)
284
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,528
Wilfred?
285
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:39,532
Wilfred!
(grunting, gasping)
286
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,402
Wilfred!
287
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,445
Is he in any pain?
288
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,215
Is there anything you can do?
289
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,785
Some... steroid, or...
290
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,221
I can give him something
to make him sleep.
291
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,790
(crying)
292
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,140
(kisses)
293
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,844
(voice breaking):
I love you, Wilfred.
294
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,252
No...
295
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,723
It's okay.
296
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,591
I'll stay here with him.
297
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,395
Oh...
298
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,797
(sighs)
299
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,966
You're a good boy, Wilfy.
300
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,745
Does he know I'm here?
301
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,881
I hope so.
302
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,318
I'm really sorry
for your loss.
303
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,996
(door closes)
304
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,301
(deeply sighs)
305
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,878
Wilfred,
306
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,281
I don't know
if you can hear me...
307
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,985
WILFRED:
Yeah, I can hear you, mate.
308
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,187
So this is how it ends.
309
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,455
Afraid so.
310
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,691
What am I gonna do without you?
311
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,293
I guess that's
up to you.
312
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,794
But do me a favor.
313
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,696
Have a good cry,
314
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,231
get it all out,
315
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,400
then move on.
316
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,003
Go be happy.
317
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,072
How can I be happy
without my best friend?
318
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,241
I know how you feel.
319
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,845
I asked myself that same
question when Dennis died.
320
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,647
(quiet laugh)
321
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,184
Recognize this place?
322
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,820
RYAN:
The-The painting.
323
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,522
From the basement.
324
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,027
Wilfred...
325
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,494
is the basement...
326
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,296
Heaven?
327
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,966
What do you think?
328
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,003
No.
329
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,006
Maybe.
330
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,707
I don't know what to think.
331
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,313
Then stop thinking.
332
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,020
All your questions
will be answered, Ryan.
333
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,521
Eventually.
334
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,057
But the big answers
335
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,025
are like those missing kids
on the milk cartons.
336
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,426
They don't want to be found.
337
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,628
They'll turn up when
they're ready.
338
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,297
I don't, I don't think
that's right...
339
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,232
It's time to stop
digging, mate.
340
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,102
Just be.
341
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,938
Will I ever see you again?
342
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,610
I have to move on.
343
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,246
That's how Mataman rolls.
344
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,782
So you really
are a god?
345
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,818
Ryan, do you really
think a guy like you
346
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,453
could get a girl like Jenna
347
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,055
without divine intervention?
348
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,157
Yeah, I'm a god.
349
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,793
You're welcome, by the way.
350
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,661
Thanks, Wilfred.
351
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,464
For everything.
352
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,666
It's been my privilege.
353
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,005
And you're gonna
do fine without me.
354
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,344
I'm done, mate.
355
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,379
You hold on to that.
356
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,326
Need any Stevia
for your house?
357
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,894
I'm good.
358
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,164
Six bucks for two cups
of coffee.
359
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,865
At that price,
I should've taken
360
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,667
the half-and-half
pitcher, too.
361
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,139
You must really miss him.
362
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,475
Only every second.
363
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,009
I remember when Sneakers died,
364
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,212
you stayed in bed
for three whole days.
365
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,747
I never thought I could
love another dog more.
366
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,417
But you did. So...
367
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,419
maybe you should
get another one.
368
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,820
Wilfred was...
369
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,555
special.
370
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,524
I could never replace him.
371
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,227
And Jenna would see it as
a huge act of betrayal.
372
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,229
How's she holding up?
373
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,431
She's inconsolable.
374
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,999
Crying nonstop.
375
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,835
She and Drew are signing
their divorce papers now.
376
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,539
Hope theirs goes down
better than mine did.
377
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,741
In other news,
I got a job.
378
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,410
Going back to medicine.
379
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,412
Really? That's great.
380
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,481
It's for a free clinic, so I'll
only be treating poor people.
381
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,519
But on the plus side,
at least I'll be around people
382
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,987
more miserable than I am.
383
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,860
(Jenna and Drew laughing)
384
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,729
What you got there?
385
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,032
(nervous laugh)
386
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,736
Why, this here is,
uh, is Jordy.
387
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,805
I'll, uh, I'll go
take him for a walk.
388
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,144
Already?
389
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,711
Uh...
390
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,580
Drew got him this morning.
391
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,015
So it's his dog.
392
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,120
We're gonna raise him together.
393
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,923
I-I don't understand.
394
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,261
We couldn't sign
the papers, Ryan.
395
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,729
This week has been
so awful, and...
396
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,064
and Drew's been so great.
397
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,600
You told me you needed
some time alone,
398
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,802
so I stayed away.
399
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,138
I-I didn't try to fix you.
I know,
400
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,773
and I thought that's
what I wanted, but...
401
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,074
I can't believe this!
402
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,742
Drew and I have
a history together, and
403
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,345
most of that history
is really good. It...
404
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,514
it just got bad
when we came to L.A.
405
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,848
What about the mask?
406
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,950
What about being
who you really are?
407
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,952
I-I overstated that.
408
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,455
It's-It's not true.
Yes, it is.
409
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,756
I think that's maybe
the only true thing
410
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,124
you've ever said to me.
411
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,927
I know you're hurt...
412
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,597
You said you were finally
finding yourself with me.
413
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,565
Why don't you want
that anymore?
414
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,968
You don't understand.
No.
415
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,305
You know what?
I think I do.
416
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,273
I think I finally get it.
417
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,209
I'm in love with a fantasy.
418
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,777
That-That smiley,
bubbly persona
419
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,112
is just bullshit.
420
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,815
Y-You want to run back
to Wisconsin
421
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,717
and play it safe
instead of taking a risk
422
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,386
and maybe finding
real happiness.
423
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,823
I'm sorry.
424
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,659
Me, too.
425
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,329
I'm sorry for you.
426
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,035
Hey, Ryan...?
427
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,682
*
428
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,151
...Ryan, primo coiler.
429
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,287
One of the best I've seen.
(laughs)
430
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,663
(spluttering)
431
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,798
(Ryan laughing)
432
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,446
Really? Really?
433
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,914
Ryan, don't.
434
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:20,219
Merry Christmas, everybody.
435
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,563
(panting)
436
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,938
(grunts)
437
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,140
(panting)
438
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:48,114
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