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You're not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.
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How can I tell you the truth
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when I don't even know
what you're talking about?
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You're not gonna talk?
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Okay.
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Then I guess I'll just have
to make you talk.
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That's not...
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That's not a can filled
with pennies, is it?
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Please, please, Ryan.
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(screams)
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I told you
I don't know anything!
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Ryan, stop!
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Please!
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(crying)
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Why are you
doing this to me?!
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Because I know what
you really are now.
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You're trying
to ruin my life.
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How is that even possible?
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I'm just a dog.
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Any complex human emotion
you see in me
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is just wishful
anthropomorphization.
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I'm your friend, Ryan,
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but haven't we been
down this road before?
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Ah.
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This time...
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I have proof.
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Remember last night?
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I was complaining
about my work.
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughter)
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I'm so sick of her
always riding my ass
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about deadlines and
bringing in new clients.
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(laughter)
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Give me the pen,
give me the pen.
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Give me the pen.
(snorting laugh)
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(chuckles)
Oh!
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(laughing)
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I should send this to Goldsmith.
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Yeah, right.
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What? You don't think I'd do it?
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(chuckles)
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(hysterical laughter)
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Come on, no way, dude!
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(laughter continues)
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(groans)
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Man, I'm beat.
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Yeah, I'm pretty wrecked.
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Oh, look at Bear
over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross.
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It's in your hair.
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(snoring softly)
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(knocking)
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(groans)
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Are you just getting up?
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No, no.
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(sighs)
Well, I was in the neighborhood
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and figured you'd need
a friendly reminder
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about Joffrey's
preschool interview today.
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I remember. Yeah, I'm taking
a sick day to be there.
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Okay, don't screw this up, Ryan.
You went to Delmore Academy.
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It'll mean a lot to the
admissions officer to see you
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in that interview
with us.
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I'd love for him to go
to Delmore.
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Joffrey getting into Delmore
is the first step
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to him getting
into Johns Hopkins
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and not losing the love
of his mother.
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Are you sure
they'll remember me?
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That's a great point.
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Just bring your yearbook,
and I have to go do
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Joffrey's hair appointment.
Just don't be late.
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2:00 p.m. sharp.
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I'll be there. Don't worry.
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What a night, huh?
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(groans)
I could really use
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a little skin of the human
that kicked me.
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Give you a sip?
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There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable your disease.
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Put that back in your pants!
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Stop flaunting it.
We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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I have to run some errands.
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I should be back in a few hours.
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Sweet bag. I didn't know
they made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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Hey.
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Take it easy, mate.
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*
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(toy squeaking)
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RYAN:
I'll admit, I was surprised
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when you didn't mail
the drawing.
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How dare you think
I'd mail your drawing.
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If I weren't tied up right now,
I'd slap your face.
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(scoffs)
I only took it with
me 'cause I knew
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they were gonna pick up
the trash this afternoon.
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I was trying to not mail it.
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I should've known
you wouldn't mail it.
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That would've been
too... obvious.
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No.
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No, you had another plan
in mind.
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Not only is Joffrey
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the nephew of a former student,
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but he's also Latino.
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Sorry, is there
a bathroom nearby?
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Yes, right down the hall
to your left.
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Hurry back.
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(chuckles)
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Wilfred?
Ryan!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Go home.
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What are you doing with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
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Give me my bag!
What are you...
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(clattering)
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Oh, my... God.
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RYAN:
They kicked us out on the spot.
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Joffrey lost any chance
he'd have
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of getting into that school.
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Kristen won't speak to me.
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She thinks I'm some kind
of sexual deviant.
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And I know exactly
how you did it.
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You got the gerbil
from the pet store;
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and the lube, the liquor
and the ski mask
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from the convenience store.
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This was all premeditated,
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because you're not
actually Wilfred.
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You're the evil god, Krungel.
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Krungel?
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Dr. Grummons told me
all about it.
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There's Mataman, the god
who leads you to happiness,
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and then there's you.
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Krungel, the other dog god,
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whose only purpose
is to ruin your life.
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Aside from what you think
I did to you today,
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when else have I ever been out
to "ruin your life"?
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Really?
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Leaving my wallet in front
of my neighbor's house?
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Oh, that was a good thing.
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I helped you stand up to him.
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Getting the shit kicked
out of me was a good thing?
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Or how about when you put
a shock collar on me?
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Or the night
I pulled down my pants
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to have sex
with a stuffed giraffe
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in front of a little kid?
Come on.
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Those were more like
practical jokes.
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I'm talking
about seriously ruining...
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Amanda.
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You know I had nothing to do
with that, Ryan.
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She was crazy.
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Or maybe she wasn't.
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Maybe you used
your special dog powers
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to secretly talk to her
and convince her to steal
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all that money and put it
in a bank account under my name.
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Whether I'm an evil god or not,
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rehashing the past isn't gonna
do you any good, Ryan.
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You've got to move on.
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"Move on"?
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You destroyed
the best relationship
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I've ever had.
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All right.
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If that's how you're gonna be,
then you've got to realize
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there are two sides
to every story.
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You want to know
what really happened today?
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughing)
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Come on, no way, dude!
Like you said,
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you were going off
on your boss,
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so we drew that cartoon,
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and you put it in the envelope.
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"On-velope."
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Envelope.
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Oh, look at Bear over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross. It's in your hair.
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What a night, huh? (groans)
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I could really use a little skin
of the human that kicked me.
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Dude, give me a sip.
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Give you a sip?
There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable
your disease.
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Put that back
in your pants.
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Stop flaunting it.
We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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Sweet bag.
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I didn't know they
made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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(groans)
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Get your hands off of me.
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What the hell?
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I didn't do anything.
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WILFRED:
Hey, take it easy, mate.
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After you were gone,
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I realized I had to take off
for an appointment.
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It's like, I love Bear,
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but am I in love with Bear?
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(sighs)
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It's so good to be able to talk
to someone about this, Cheryl.
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It's great.
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This is the same length
you usually do?
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It just looks different.
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What do you think?
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That's not my dog.
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Where's Pickles?
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Pickles?
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Pickles!
WILFRED: On my way out,
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I figured I may as well grab
a new gerbil for that
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little gerbil game
Bear and I like to play.
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Gerbil game?
That's sick, Wilfred.
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How is that sick?
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You stick the gerbil
up your asses.
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No! (sighs)
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We cover the gerbil in some sort
of slippery substance,
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then we run around
and try to catch it.
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It's called
Catch the Gerbil.
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It's just
innocent fun, Ryan.
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Of course,
whoever catches the gerbil
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gets to put it
up their ass.
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It feels so good.
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Get back to the story.
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WILFRED:
I had to pick up a lubricant
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for Catch the Gerbil, so I
topped by a convenience store.
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Dennis!
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I ran into Dennis
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trying to buy some alcohol.
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You remember Dennis, right?
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My best friend?
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Well, Dennis and I are not only
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super, super close
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to the point
of being practically family,
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but I'm also his A.A. sponsor.
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You don't want
to do this, Dennis.
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You know,
Bear's back on the wagon.
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(beeping)
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What do you mean, Bear just
texted you and said to meet
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in a hotel room in Van Nuys
and bring the booze
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'cause Bear's got an eight ball?
(groans)
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Since my new haircut
was hideous--
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I'm not going back to Cheryl,
by the way--
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I needed to find something fast
to cover it up.
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And while I was at it,
I figured
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I should pick up a gift
for Joffrey
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to congratulate him
on starting school.
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I pictured him standing
on the corner
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waiting for the bus
every morning, no fur.
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00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,668
People don't know this
about Southern California,
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but it gets cold.
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I'd assumed the interview
was just a formality,
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so I walked over to the school
with Joffrey's gift.
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Is that when you
took my bag?
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Right, almost forgot.
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00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,550
That wasn't your bag.
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On my way over, I spotted
your exact same backpack
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00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,487
in a shop window.
263
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,357
Well, you know how much
I love that shade of gray.
264
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,727
So, naturally, I snatched it--
four-claw discount--
265
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,596
and moved all my stuff into it.
266
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,065
What are you doing
with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
267
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,599
Give me my bag!
You...
268
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,334
I was only trying
to get my bag back.
269
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,936
Yours was still in the office.
270
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,537
I wasn't out
to ruin your life, Ryan.
271
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:48,508
It was all a complete
misunderstanding.
272
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:52,345
I-I guess you're right.
273
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,714
Everything in your story
makes total sense.
274
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,383
Mmm.
275
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,451
Except for one thing.
276
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,289
I always write my initials
on the tags of my backpacks.
277
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,957
Nerd.
This is my bag, Wilfred.
278
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,692
You lied to me.
279
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,060
What are you hiding?!
Aah!
280
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,796
Nothing! I swear!
281
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,298
(doorbell rings)
282
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,902
(sighs)
Oh.
283
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,736
You're-you're back.
284
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,038
Yeah. I just got in.
285
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,073
Are you...?
I'm alone.
286
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,876
Uh, Drew decided
to stay back in Wisconsin.
287
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,145
Look, I-I'm not in the mood
to talk about it.
288
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,948
Can I just get
Wilfred, please?
289
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,919
Actually, uh, uh, I'm in the
middle of giving him a bath.
290
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,753
Uh, can I drop him
off in a little bit?
291
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,788
Sure.
292
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,560
That was Jenna.
293
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,762
As soon as you're ready
to tell the truth...
294
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,797
(shouts)
295
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,472
(grunting)
296
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,174
Get me out of here, Wilfred!
297
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,143
Good morning.
298
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,578
It seems you've been a little
299
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,014
tied up lately.
300
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,283
Okay, that was lame. Do-over.
301
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,355
Good morning.
302
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,925
Have you been down here
learning the ropes?
303
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,827
What? Th-That doesn't
even make any sense.
304
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,095
You're losing
your edge, Wilfred.
305
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,898
Okay, I got it.
306
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,136
Since you're tied
to a chair
307
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,538
and you're probably
super bored,
308
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542
how was your night,
Mr. Chairman of the Board?
309
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,011
Nailed it.
310
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,012
If you think you're gonna...
311
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,947
Ow! What the...?!
312
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,216
That's for calling me a mailman.
313
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,152
I would never mail
a letter for you.
314
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,688
Whatever you want from me,
you're not getting it.
315
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,591
Oh, I don't want
anything from you, Ryan.
316
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:51,031
Except to give you a little
taste of your own medicine.
317
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,734
Prepare yourself
318
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:58,338
for the most excruciatingly
painful experience
319
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,673
of your life.
320
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:04,344
Aah!
321
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,613
(panting)
322
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,250
Okay.
323
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,752
I'm gonna go upstairs
and get my blowtorch
324
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,388
and my bag of red ants.
325
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,857
Uh, what?
326
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,994
Y-You think this
has gone too far,
327
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,730
and you don't want to be
a part of this anymore?
328
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,698
What are you gonna do about it?!
329
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,268
Huh?!
330
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,537
You just do as you're told.
331
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,973
Keep an eye on him
while I'm gone.
332
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,323
*
333
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,105
(grunting)
334
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,316
Thanks, Bear.
335
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,286
(laughs)
336
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,589
Are you guys ready to get
your fiery stings on?
337
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,092
(laughing)
338
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,659
Aah!
339
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,628
Why were you lying to me?!
What are you trying to hide?!
340
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,896
I'll never tell!
341
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,800
(grunting)
342
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,503
Is that the crinkling
of a dog food packet
343
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,005
when it's not meal time?
344
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,039
(moaning)
345
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,811
Aah! The unrealized
expectation of food!
346
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,547
All right, all right!
I'll tell you everything!
347
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,918
The only part of my story
I lied about
348
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,321
was when I got to the school.
349
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,927
(school bell rings)
350
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,696
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
351
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,801
How you doing?
352
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,103
Good. How are you?
353
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,339
Let's get out of here.
Yes, please.
354
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,141
RYAN:
She's out of the institution?
355
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,377
Apparently.
356
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,446
She looked healthy.
357
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,148
Sane.
358
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,116
She and her boyfriend seemed
359
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,618
happy together. I...
360
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,122
I was worried, if you saw that,
it would make you upset.
361
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,524
I was scrambling
to think of a way
362
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,127
to get you out of there,
when I realized I had
363
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,164
the perfect combination
of a deviant's delights--
364
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:41,234
the gerbil, the lube,
the alcohol...
365
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,503
the ski mask.
366
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,705
When you went to the bathroom,
I stole your backpack
367
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,075
and put my things in it.
368
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,178
I had to get you
kicked out of there.
369
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,346
I couldn't let you see her.
370
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,848
I don't believe you.
371
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,086
She was there, Ryan.
372
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,587
I swear.
373
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,155
Maybe she was.
374
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,392
And maybe she is
healthy and sane.
375
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,926
But a boyfriend?
376
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,995
A trickster god
obviously couldn't stand
377
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,931
to see me rekindle the
relationship he destroyed.
378
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,602
That could only bring
me happiness, right?
379
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,070
What are you doing?
380
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,771
The opposite of what
you want me to.
381
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,408
Ryan, stop!
382
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,544
You don't want to see her!
383
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,436
Amanda.
384
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,971
Wait! (stammers)
Look, I know this is awkward,
385
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,573
but we-we can't just pretend
that we haven't seen...
386
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,075
I can't do this, Ryan!
387
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,918
At the hospital, they gave me
all sorts of different things
388
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,920
to try and help me.
389
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,224
Medication, therapy...
390
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,827
other... stronger
types of treatment.
391
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,768
Once we found the right
combination, I got better.
392
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,237
And after a year,
the court
393
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,506
let my parents
take me in.
394
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,909
I wanted to call you.
395
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,678
So badly.
396
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,982
But our relationship,
397
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,850
it triggered something.
398
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,521
Those highs and lows,
I-I can't handle them again.
399
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,492
I know it doesn't look
like I'm doing so great,
400
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,661
but I am on
a good path.
401
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,997
And if I want
to get healthy
402
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,000
and keep moving
forward on that path,
403
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,936
I can't look back.
404
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,206
I can't have you in my
life right now, Ryan.
405
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,274
Amanda...
I'm sorry.
406
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,010
(mop slams against floor)
407
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,795
You saw her in the halls.
408
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,399
I didn't want you
to see her like that.
409
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,401
You were trying
to protect me.
410
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,070
And I was thinking,
411
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,972
if you wanted to patch
things up with Kristen,
412
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,475
you could tell her Drew put
all that stuff in your bag.
413
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,177
You know, to make you look pervy
as revenge for kissing his wife.
414
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,679
That's crazy.
415
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,414
You're right.
No one would ever believe
416
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,549
Drew's that smart.
417
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,885
Although...
(quiet laugh)
418
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,920
it's my best option.
419
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,891
Listen.
420
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,694
I've been doing
some thinking, too.
421
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:58,064
Maybe your version
of the story is true.
422
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,368
Maybe you haven't been
undermining me since we met.
423
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,535
(quiet laugh)
424
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,537
Either way,
425
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,540
I'm done punishing
you for the past.
426
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,409
I'm done looking back.
427
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,112
I'm just gonna need
428
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,948
some time to figure things out.
429
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,424
Stay.
430
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,427
Until I know for sure.
431
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,631
I'm sorry.
432
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,769
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