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[music playing]
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So many choices in
life, so many variations
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on each and every thing.
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Being a man, I find myselfattracted not so much
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to any particular choice,but rather, that there's
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more than one thing to try.
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And I want it all.
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For most men, the
thrill of the hunt
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is both a blessing and a
curse, the bane of wives
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and the boon of escort services.
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We're simply
addicted to variety.
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We want, not this or that,but this and that, and that,
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and that, and that one there.
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And that one looks
good, tastes good.
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Fun just never ends.
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[moaning]
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DANIEL: It's you
I want to marry.
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KAREN: But you can't
marry a married woman.
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Get the divorce.
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Oh, no, no, no, Stanley
would never give me one.
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Besides, we can't
wait two years.
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[sighs] So you see,
darling, you're
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just going to have to do asI say and marry someone else.
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[pounding on door]
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Oh, my god.
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Fuck!
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What if it's Robertson.
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Ow!
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[sighs] Who cares.
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You're my agent.
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No.
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Listen, we got to
stick to the plan, OK?
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[train chugging]
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[pounding on door]
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I'm coming!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[pounding on door]
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Yeah, I'm here.
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Nice hours you artists keep.
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I wish the INS would
let me sleep this late.
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May I help you, Mr. Robertson?
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Yeah.
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You can leave the
goddamn country.
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Save me the trouble ofdeporting your sorry ass.
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[scoffs] I don't think so.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Just so you know, I'mmaking a personal priority
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out of your case.
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I send desperate
Chinese and Mexicans
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back home to starve every day.
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So when it comes to
some rich guy like you--
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I'm not rich.
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You are to me.
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OK, I want my real lesbian.
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[music playing]
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Are you Madeleine?
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Friends call me Mad.
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Daniel.
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I'm Karen's boyfriend.
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Yeah, not a lot of thosein my world, boyfriends.
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No, of course not.
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Trust Karen to come up
with a radical solution.
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Actually we've never
met, me and Karen.
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Right, you're a
friend of one of Karen's
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friends, Sophia Roshilla.
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You know how it is, stop beinglovers, start being friends.
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OK, so we're clear then, no sex.
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Strictly a
business arrangement.
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I just need to marry
an American citizen.
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And I need cash
and a place to live.
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Rent-free until
the INS is satisfied.
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After that, I get my
green card, time passes,
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and we get divorced.
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Ceremony is a week from today.
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[CARS HONKING IN THE
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BACKGROUND]
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10 o'clock, right
around the corner.
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You ever been
married before, Dan?
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Nope, never.
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Yeah, me either.
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I'm much too changeable, jobs,lovers, nothing stays the same
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too long.
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Not normally
what I want to hear
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right before a wedding, but--
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I'm not normal.
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[daniel scoffs]
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OK, so I'll see you in church.
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OK.
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[church bells ringing]
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[karen laughing]
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Madame.
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[scoffs] Wow.
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[bells ringing]
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[humming wedding song]
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[buzzing]
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Oh, this looks great.
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It must have taken you hours.
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Oh, you know how it is.
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I'm going to have to
have my little hobbies
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to keep me busy while Danny'sdoing those paintings of his.
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Uh, illustrations.
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Do you understand
these things?
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Um, well, yeah, I
mean, I had better.
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I am his agent
after all. [scoffs]
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You know, it's not that Idon't admire women like you
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out there in the business world.
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It's just [scoffs] Icould never be one myself.
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No, I can't imagine you could.
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It might be old fashioned,
but I'm just going to be
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here for Danny all the time.
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And deep down inside, I thinkthat's what every man really
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wants from his wife.
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[daniel chuckles]
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[karen chuckles]
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I swear to you, she wastotally butch when we met.
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Really?
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Well, at least this
way we get good good
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and no girlfriend, huh.
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Imagine if it was
the other way around.
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That's true.
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Uh, where does she sleep?
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[scoffs] I don't know.
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On the fold-out maybe.
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On the couch?
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Mm-hmm.
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In fact, I've never
seen her sleep.
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You've never seen her sleep?
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Nope.
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Really?
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Mm-mm.
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Well, [kisses] she's just toogood to be true, isn't she, hm?
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[daniel chuckles]
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She cooks, she cleans.
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Mm-hmm.
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[laughing] I bet she evenirons your hankerchiefs.
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Oh, she does.
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She does?
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Yep.
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[chuckles] Well, we'vealways needed a wife, Daniel.
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And now, lucky us, we have one.
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Yeah, right.
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[karen chuckles]
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[dish slams]
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[moaning]
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[dishes clinking]
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[moaning]
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[dishes slamming]
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Sh.
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[chuckles]
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[heavy breathing]
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[moaning]
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[vacuum roaring]
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[moaning]
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Fuck.
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This is worse than
being at my mother's.
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I swear.
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[daniel chuckling]
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Aw.
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[music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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Would you change
the station, please?
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[music playing]
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Sweetie?
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[music playing]
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Sweetie?
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It wasn't even sex actually.
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Well, I saw you kiss, Daniel.
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I saw your face.
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I know, but I can't evenexplain how it happened.
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All of the sudden she--
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Look, I really don't needto know any of the details.
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I mean, dominatrix.
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See, I figured out who she is.
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She is the woman
that you married.
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I know.
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But you don't understand.
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This woman-- no, this womanchanges, not just her hair.
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She really changes week to week.
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Yeah, I've heard a lotof excuses, I really have.
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But that one's unique.
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Yeah, but she's unique.
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So I see.
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I can't wait to seewhat going to be next now.
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[music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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Oh, good, you're back.
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Rezic wants to know
where the new poster is.
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Rezic?
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You met Rezic?
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Yeah, we just had lunch.
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I got him to double your price.
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Are you sure?
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He hasn't raised my
price in five years.
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That's because you
had a lousy agent.
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Now you've got me.
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OK, we've got 15
minutes before drinks
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with the new art directorover at Man About Town.
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Please bring the to orgasm.
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OK.
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[music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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[music playing]
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[pounding on door]
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How's your wife?
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[glass breaking]
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Mad!
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[music playing]
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Come here.
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Come here, Mad.
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It's OK.
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She's going to be
like this for a week.
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Excuse me?
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I can't leave her
alone, not for a minute.
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Mr. [inaudible], I don'tthink you'll be having
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any more trouble with us.
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[madeleine cries]
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It's OK.
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It's OK.
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[madeleine crying]
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[music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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[music playing]
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Good morning.
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[kisses]
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Madeleine.
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I have breakfast.
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So this is who you really are.
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[scoffs] Who else would I be?
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I'll never know, will I?
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Know what?
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I've been trying all weekto figure out your pattern.
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I'm simple.
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So tell me.
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What you see is what you get.
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You're going to change again.
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Mad?
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[clock ticking]
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Maddie?
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Madeleine?
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[train choochooing]
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OK, what's this
week going to be?
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[footsteps]
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[daniel gasps]
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You don't need the knife, Mad.
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I'm ready to play
any game you want.
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You think this a game?
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[water bubbling]
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[music playing]
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[daniel coughing]
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[music playing]
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[daniel gasping]
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[glass breaking]
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[iron sizzles]
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[daniel screaming]
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Remember our vows, Daniel?
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The ones you made so freely.
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In sickness and in health.
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In good times and in bad.
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[daniel gasping]
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Till death do us part.
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[daniel screams]
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OK, Daniel.
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Which part of you do
you want to lose first?
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[daniel crying]
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Hm?
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Oh, does Lovey Dovey
want me to choose?
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[knife slices]
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You can end it, you know.
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Just ask.
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Just say it, two words, kill me.
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Oh, you want to play some more?
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Hm?
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Come on, Daniel.
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Last chance.
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Fight me!
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[music playing]
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[daniel grunts]
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[madeleine gasping]
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[daniel's legs shaking]
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[music playing]
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[pencil scratching]
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[music playing]
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[papers slam]
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[pencil scratching]
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00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:02,760
[music playing]
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00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:09,249
[knife stabbing]
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00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:11,251
[pencil scratching]
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00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:23,194
[glass falling]
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00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:27,198
[pencil scratching]
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00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,596
[music playing]
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00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,567
[birds chirping]
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It's been a week, Mad.
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Rise and shine.
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Change.
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[music playing]
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[skin crackling]
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[birds chirping]
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[music playing]
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00:24:26,775 --> 00:24:28,121
[madeleine groans]
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Good morning.
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[music playing]
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Don't you wish you couldhave your cake and eat it too?
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[heartbeats]
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Doesn't every man secretly wishthat he could have every woman
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in the world, and yet havea monogamous, loyal, devoted
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relationship with each
and every one of them?
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Well, he can.
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It may be unfair, even
abusive, but if you find
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the right person,
and you don't let
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their feelings get in
the way, you can be
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unfair to your heart's content.
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[heartbeats]
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[music playing]
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