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-Baba?
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Mrs. Moser called to say
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you cancelled
her husband's funeral?
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Oh, what the hell happened?
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-I'll tell you what happened.
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I've been victimized by
every eyebrow place in town --
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The Trader Joe's Brow Bar,
Brouch, You're Hurting Me,
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the toddler beauty
pageant prep place --
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they're all butchers!
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Why can no one get them
on fleek?
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-Left brow look like
caterpillar.
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Right brow look like gummy worm.
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-I'm talking
about the mushrooms!
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-[ Sneeze ] I'm finding it...
hard to breathe?
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-Quit making fun of my eyebrows!
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-You probably allergic
to invasive mushroom species.
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Is okay. Baba called Fungi
Fixer, mushroom exterminator.
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-Oh, yeah.
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I'll have to smoke the whole
house with poison fog.
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You'll need to evacuate
for 72 hours.
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-The fog can't hurt me,
I'm already dead. I'm staying.
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I've got a 10:00 AM tomorrow
with Yolanda
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at ICU Emergency Brow Recovery.
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Yolanda works out of
a decommissioned ambulance,
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so I'm hoping insurance
will cover it.
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-If we have to leave, maybe
we could go on a road trip.
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Have we ever taken
a family vacation?
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-Actually, when you were
a newborn,
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we drove
to the orphanage in Orlando
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to see if they had a drop-off.
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-Shh!
-What?
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-Inevitable death
make vacation redundant.
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But, Baba guess
we could visit cousins.
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-[ Gasps ]
I didn't know I had cousins!
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-What part of Florida
are they in?
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The space coast? Sun coast?
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Boiled peanut coast?
Barbiturate coast?
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Hard seltzer coast?
-No, no.
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They just across border.
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But we will have to...
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leave Florida.
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[ Gasping ]
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-[ Screaming ]
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-[ Bleats ]
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-[ Crying ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and let me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space ♪
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♪ I'm not as out of place ♪
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♪ And I'm coming home again ♪
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♪ It's been too long a time
getting back what's mine ♪
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♪ And I can't remember why
I went away ♪
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♪ But it's lookin' like
maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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-Finally! Some me time.
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-Get ready to play...
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"Your Baby or Bacon"!
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-What the --
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This is an urgent message from
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Big Gator & Gator Jr.
Bounty Hunters for...
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-[ Heavy accent ]
Trophy Fantasy.
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-Please remain still.
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Identity confirmation scan
commencing.
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Identity confirmed.
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This is an attempt to collect
a total debt of--
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-[ Heavy accent ] $1,237.02.
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-On behalf of...
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-[ Heavy accent ]
Fifteen eyebrow studios.
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-To avoid physical collection,
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please submit payment
immediately.
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-Scan this!
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[ Laughs ]
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-QR code provided does not
constitute requested payment.
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-[ Heavy accent ] Two of four.
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-Warrant to dispatch
bounty drones approved.
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-Bounty drones?
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-So...
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are our cousins like,
super excited we're coming?
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-They have no idea. We surprise.
-Ohhh.
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-I can't believe
I finally get to
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play this road trip bingo set.
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Found it years ago on a corpse
who died on a road trip.
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-Died because he got separated
from his family on vacation?
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-No.
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Died because he play bingo
instead of watch road.
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-[ Screams ]
-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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-Mom! You're coming with us?
-Yeah.
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Step on it!
[ Engine revs ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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-Hey, wanna play
Road Trip Bingo with me?
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-No, but here's a game for you.
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Start calling me a different
name in public, okay?
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How about Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman?
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Shit!
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[ Drones whir ]
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[ Beeping ]
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-Suspect address confirmed.
Search commencing.
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♪♪
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-Wow.
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It's like a gas station
built its own little, tiny city.
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-Uh, excuse me,
why are we stopping?
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Shouldn't we get a little
farther away
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from Fort Gator's airspace?
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-Baba cankles tight.
Need stretch legs.
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[ Cracking ]
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We take quick break then
meet back at car, yes?
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-Annie, watch out
for truck pervert.
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-Oh, she's out.
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One of the bingo squares said,
"take a car nap,"
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so she drank
a bunch of Benadryl.
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Come on!
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ] Ooh.
-Hello.
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Lamb, chicken, or chilamken?
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That's a lamb-chicken combo.
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-I'm not here to get food, lady.
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I've got two girls
on my forehead
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who are fighting
for their goddamn lives.
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-Ugh! Oh, honey.
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Did you upset a wizard
or something?
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Put those falsies back on
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before my customers
lose their appetites.
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-Please, if you have a shred
of kindness in you,
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tell me who does your brows.
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-I offer stick
and poke microblading
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with a Sharpie marker
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and the metal probe
of the meat thermometer.
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Cash only.
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-[ Gasps ] Come to Baba.
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♪♪
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-C'mon,
can't you empty any faster?
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There's
a claw machine out there.
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-Excuse me? Hello there.
Could you help me?
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-Sorry, mister,
but those stuffed animals
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ain't gonna claw themselves!
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-Can't you please spare a moment
to aid a kind old man?
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My stall's
all out of toilet paper.
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-Ugh, okay.
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Nope. There isn't any.
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Look, I gotta go.
-Please don't abandon me.
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I can tell you have
a good heart.
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-I'll be right back.
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Ohhh!
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Ha-ha!
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Ugh. You've gotta be kidding me!
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No, no.
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Ohhh.
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Ha-ha! [ Screams ]
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-Can I get a manager to register
for a price check?
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And to ask her to be my wife?
-Aww.
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-Ohh!
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-Almost finished.
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But remember
what I started with.
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I can't make a Rolex out
of a bicycle chain.
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-Ow!
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-Alright, here it is!
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-Why, thank you, son.
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May I thank you eye-to-eye?
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-Ahh, I'm running out of time!
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-Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
-What is it now?
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-The lock on my door is stuck.
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Can you help a stuck old man?
-[ Groans ]
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[ Door clatters ]
You're welcome!
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-Oh!
My gratitude runneth over --
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[ Door slams ]
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He gone.
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[ Machine buzzes ]
-[ Groans ]
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-Baba, Baba!
-Why look so mad?
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This no compromise
Baba recovery.
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Baba quit gambling anytime.
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-I'm not angry.
I'm just in a hurry.
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Move it!
-Hey, Dr. Quinn!
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You better pay up!
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[ Lock clunking ]
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[ Lock clunking ]
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♪♪
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-Hello, little girl.
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-[ Bleats ]
-Ahh!
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-Drive, Baba!
-[ Bleating ]
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-Shhh. Here.
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Baba buy you soft pretzel.
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-Don't forget to
cleanse and moisturize
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twice daily, you asshole!
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Eyebrows don't forgive,
and neither do I!
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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-Suspect reported!
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Pursuit in progress.
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Baba, look!
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I clawed a Lil' Tykes
Homicide Detection teddy bear.
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The spray chemical turns blue
if it detects blood proteins.
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Baba?
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[ Gasps ] Baba!
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-Abandoned by your mother
at a truck stop?
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[ Chuckles ]
I sure know what that's like.
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-What do I do?!
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-You helped me out,
so tell you what.
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You like chickens, boy?
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♪♪
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-I thought Annie picked out
a "Downton Abbey"-themed
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bed & breakfast.
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This place is a duuump.
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[ Chuckles ]
Probably a bunch of people
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on the run from bounty drones
staying here.
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-Baba maybe overdraw account
a bit playing video poker.
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This hotel fine. Suit needs.
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-I'm gonna hit the bathroom
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and try to coax these brows
into another expression.
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-Let Baba try fix.
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Any hair in shower drain
we can work with?
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-[ Laughs ]
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-Ahh!
-Uh, Mom?
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Baba? Who is that?
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-It's Pete, so what?
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Boy, Benadryl must be
better than I thought.
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-It's not Pete!
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-Of course it's Peter.
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Mother know son anywhere.
Here.
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I show you embroidered
handkerchief
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sewn into underwear as proof.
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-[ Yelps ]
-Uh-oh. This not Peter.
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-Get away from me, you monsters.
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And you!
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I've seen a lot of bad shit,
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but I'll be having nightmares
about those things for years.
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-Wait a minute.
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If he not son, that mean...
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[ Gasps ] Peter!
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Higher bounty detected.
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Divert to new fugitive.
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-Let me guess.
Another pervert.
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What is it with this place?
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Ever think about moving
to a different state?
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-No.
-What the-- [ Screams ]
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-Mm-hmm. Baba understand.
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Thank you for try. [ Sighs ]
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Petey no longer at truck stop.
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-Nobody has their cell phone?
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I didn't bring mine because
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I don't want
the bounty hunters --
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I mean, the government --
tracking me.
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-Pete and I left ours at home.
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Family vacation's supposed to be
a digital detox.
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-Baba have phone,
but only basic cell plan.
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I no want roaming charges.
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-Well, Uncle Pete will either
follow our route
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and meet us
just across the border --
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-or he'll go to the post office
with "return to Baba's womb"
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written on his forehead
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-Best get shut-eye.
I'm sure Petey fine.
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He probably somewhere
sleeping like baby.
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-Ahh!
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Quit laying eggs down
the back of my shirt!
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Whoa!
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-This the place?
This is it!
258
00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:04,522
Thank you, mister.
259
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,733
I'm coming, Baba!
260
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,359
-Mm-mm-mm.
261
00:10:08,443 --> 00:10:10,778
I know his mama ain't waiting
in there for him, Rita.
262
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,780
But there are things
in this world
263
00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:17,076
a man's gotta learn
for himself.
264
00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:21,414
-Okay, yesterday I got
265
00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,082
"Power line with more
than four pairs of shoes
266
00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,500
hanging off of it"
267
00:10:24,584 --> 00:10:26,419
and "Tollbooth operator
giving birth on the job."
268
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,254
I might just win this thing.
269
00:10:28,296 --> 00:10:30,298
-Did you win money
by any chance?
270
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,508
Because Mama may need
to borrow a few bucks.
271
00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:33,760
-Nope.
272
00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:35,511
But if you self-report your win
on their app,
273
00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:37,847
you get to buy a victory t-shirt
in their online store.
274
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,682
-Hey, why are we exiting?
275
00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,851
A casino? I don't think so.
276
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,896
It's very important
that we keep moving!
277
00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,439
-Why?
278
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,482
You're not on the run from
the law again, are you, Mom?
279
00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:49,317
-No, don't be silly, Annie.
280
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,693
We just have to get
to the cousins
281
00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:52,862
we've never met,
who aren't expecting us,
282
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,072
as soon as possible!
283
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:55,364
[ Tires screech ]
284
00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:56,741
Plus, your grandma's
a gambling addict.
285
00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:59,285
-Not true! Bad daughter!
286
00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:00,828
Brow Expo?
287
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:03,748
Well, maybe we can make
a quick stop...
288
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,751
One game and then
we leave, right, Baba?
289
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,795
Baba? Okay.
290
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,839
Let's go find someone
to feng shui my forehead.
291
00:11:11,923 --> 00:11:13,466
-Ha-ha!
-Oh, look!
292
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,385
I'm gonna get
Eugene Levy flavor.
293
00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:18,346
I always wondered
what he tasted like.
294
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,223
[ Beeping ]
295
00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:22,475
-Suspect location update.
296
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,769
Recommence Operation Eyebrows
on the Lam.
297
00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:27,980
-Ha, a little lamb with
big thick eyebrows?
298
00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,149
[ Chuckling to self ]
Hi. Hey there.
299
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:33,027
-Quit talking to birds, Barry.
300
00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:34,445
-[ Caws ]
-Hey, man.
301
00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:37,448
-Get a job!
-Then you can get your own car!
302
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:41,786
-Bet your mom hates you!
-Aw, man.
303
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,956
-You look like a sheep
who's lost his flock.
304
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,417
Need a lift?
305
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,252
-[ Rumbling ]
306
00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:51,337
-Sorry,
that was just my tummy rumbling.
307
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:53,297
I sure am getting hungry.
308
00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:55,717
-Patience, Solomon.
We'll eat when it's time.
309
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,301
-Hi, I'm Pete.
310
00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,679
Do y'all live across the border?
311
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,556
[ Laughter ]
312
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:05,309
-Oh, we'd never leave Florida,
mister.
313
00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:07,019
-There are places
in this country
314
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:10,440
where you can't even own
an unlimited amount of snakes.
315
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:13,609
-Or store propane inside
of any container you want.
316
00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,027
-[ Chuckles nervously ] Okay.
317
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,237
[ Beeping ]
-Oh!
318
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,864
Time to give praise.
319
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,867
Wanna pick the song, sir?
-Okay.
320
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,995
"Beneath Thy Skin."
"The Flesh Provides."
321
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,205
Gosh, they all look so great.
322
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,875
It's really hard to choose.
323
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,668
[ Ominous music plays ]
324
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,253
-Move it, Annie!
-What?
325
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,547
Those look expensive
and cheap at the same time.
326
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:36,049
How can you afford them?
327
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,550
-Hey! Hey! Hey, lady!
328
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,719
The credit card you gave me
is a Saltine cracker!
329
00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,221
I'm gonna have to repo
those brows.
330
00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:44,348
-Squatter's rights!
331
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,683
Hey, wasn't one of
your bingo squares
332
00:12:45,725 --> 00:12:47,560
"Sneak out of a casino
undetected?"
333
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,978
-I don't think so.
334
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:52,190
Why do I get the feeling
you're not just doing this
335
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:54,400
to help me with bingo?
-Baba!
336
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:55,818
We've gotta get out of here.
337
00:12:55,902 --> 00:12:58,613
Our position is compromised!
-Not yet. No.
338
00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,740
When Baba lose
21 times in a row,
339
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,826
next game, anything can happen.
340
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,078
-[ Groans ]
341
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:07,163
-Nooo!
342
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:11,751
-♪ Drink the blood
of the sacrifice ♪
343
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,753
-Thank you, Pete.
344
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,047
Now it's about our lunchtime,
and being a religious family,
345
00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:20,385
there are some rituals we have
to attend to before we eat.
346
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:22,220
-That's okay. I'm not hungry.
347
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,390
-Well, we're very hungry.
348
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,891
-Aw, shoot, I'm so sorry.
349
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,685
I think my Lil' Homicide
Detection Kit leaked all over.
350
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,104
Wow...
351
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,981
you sure have a lot of blood
proteins on your car's interior.
352
00:13:34,065 --> 00:13:37,235
-Oh, that's because
we're cannibals for Christ, sir.
353
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,611
-Daddy, I can't wait!
354
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,239
-Boys. Not yet.
-[ Screams ]
355
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,825
[ Screaming ]
356
00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,993
Ahh!
357
00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,203
[ Groaning ]
358
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,413
-Boyd, say grace!
359
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:50,289
♪♪
360
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,541
-[ Groans ]
361
00:13:51,624 --> 00:13:53,376
[ Horn blares ]
362
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,961
-It's like...
363
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,130
it's like, it's my life,
but I don't feel present.
364
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,090
-Commencing quiet time
now, Barry.
365
00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:02,051
-I mean, dude, do you really
want to die in a thousand years
366
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,637
having wasted our youth
on other people's goals?
367
00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,306
[ Alarm blares ]
-Suspect location update.
368
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:09,058
-What's really going on, Mom?
369
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:12,520
I know something's up.
You've got a suspicious look.
370
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,522
Shit.
Honey, don't be silly.
371
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,899
It's just the brows talking!
[ Engine revs ]
372
00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,110
-Then why are you
driving like this?
373
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:21,571
-Because I'm --
in the mood for mini-golf.
374
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:25,241
-Mini-golf?
I've always wanted to do that!
375
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,201
-Baba never wanted to do that.
376
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:30,496
[ Screams ]
377
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,123
-Ooh, I think that's her.
Hello?
378
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:35,376
-Move, Annie.
-No, Mom. The hole's this way.
379
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,712
-Fore!
-Watch out!
380
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,839
-[ Gasps ] Barry!
381
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:40,715
[ Screams ]
382
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,341
-Gimme your ball, Annie!
-No.
383
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:47,013
I wanna whack it
at Jefferson Davis.
384
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,347
Bullseye.
385
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,267
Well, that was fun.
You and Baba can finish up.
386
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,477
I'll be in the bar.
387
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,520
-But we only have one ball now.
388
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,355
-I use turnip.
389
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:57,482
Hii.
390
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,984
[ Ball rattling ]
-Nice.
391
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:01,861
-[ Groans ] Man.
392
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,697
I know you and I
didn't always agree,
393
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,491
but I want to thank you
for always--
394
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:07,700
-I love you.
395
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,202
I've always loved you.
396
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:10,411
-Wait, what?
397
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,121
-Shut up!
398
00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:16,918
I freakin' hate sentient robots
and their unconditional love.
399
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:21,047
♪♪
400
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,549
-What the hell?
-Drones eliminated.
401
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,468
No. No!
402
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,595
Hey, Daddy? Come quick!
403
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:31,224
Some maniac just took out
two tracker drones.
404
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,767
-[ Gasps ] Not Barry.
405
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:36,229
-I told you he was too good
for drone bounty work!
406
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,022
He should've been a drone poet!
407
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:40,525
-You're about to witness
my favorite part
408
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,902
of being a bounty hunter, son...
409
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,404
vengeance.
410
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:47,907
Release the Reaper!
411
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:50,326
This one's for you, Barry.
412
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,370
♪♪
413
00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:54,997
-Time's up, brow frau.
414
00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:59,252
♪♪
415
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,587
[ Growls ]
416
00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:03,631
-Huh? Where am I?
417
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:07,009
-Oh, we're so glad you're okay.
[ Giggles coyly ]
418
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:10,680
We're swimsuit models
headed across the border
419
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,766
for a photoshoot.
-[ Groans ]
420
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,476
This is the worst trip ever.
421
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,645
I've had nothing
but terrible luck.
422
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:19,439
-Aww, poor fella.
423
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,941
Anything we can do
to make you more comfortable?
424
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,776
-Well, it's
a little hot in here.
425
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,946
-Oh, we keep it warm
since we're in thong bikinis.
426
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:31,117
But we can put on clothes and
turn on the A/C if you want.
427
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,577
-Yes, please.
428
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,120
How much longer till the border?
429
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:37,582
-Oh, we crossed it
a minute ago, cutie.
430
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,583
-We did? [ Gasps ] Stop the bus!
431
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,086
Let me out!
I've already gone too far!
432
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,338
Let me out!
433
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:48,718
-Aw, but we were just
getting to know you.
434
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,137
-Mom, I just saw a billboard
for the Paper Bag Museum.
435
00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:53,347
That sounds exciting.
Should we go there next?
436
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:54,807
-Trophy Fantasy!
437
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:57,143
Pull over
immediately for apprehension.
438
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,853
-I knew you were lying
when you said
439
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,688
you were using my college fund
to pay for brows.
440
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:03,983
That's an auto-abductor.
You better turn yourself in.
441
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,359
-What I going to tell cousins?
442
00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:09,988
"Sorry, we no make it,
we calling from jail."
443
00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:12,824
Very shameful!
-I think we can lose him.
444
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,454
-Trophy Fantasy, surrender now!
445
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,122
[ Screaming ]
446
00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:19,165
-[ Grunts ]
447
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:21,918
[ Laughs ]
-Escape is futile!
448
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,835
[ Horns blaring ]
-Mom, stop!
449
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,171
-Ha-ha! [ Growls ]
450
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:30,343
[ Screaming ]
451
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,262
[ Screaming continues ]
452
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,182
[ Tires squeal ]
453
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,851
-Ha! I got s'more where
that comes from.
454
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:40,645
-"Make a campfire."
455
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,814
You think that counts? Yeah.
456
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,441
[ Engine revs ]
457
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:49,362
-Ugh!
458
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:51,406
-I can see it! Almost there!
459
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:56,536
♪♪
460
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,704
Okay, everyone. Hang on.
461
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,498
[ Horn blares ]
462
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,501
[ Screaming ]
463
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:06,963
♪♪
464
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:11,092
-Ow!
-Yes. I win!
465
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,720
-I hate to break it to you,
but we might as well surrender.
466
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,680
These bounty hunter cars
don't give up.
467
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:17,640
It'll just turn around
and get you.
468
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:20,268
-Not if it can't!
469
00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:22,854
-Wait, is that...Peter?
470
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:29,902
-Death powers!
471
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,739
-Baba! It's Pete!
472
00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:34,615
Remember me?
473
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,702
W-What is happening?
474
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:45,084
-Ohh!
-Babaaaa!
475
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,920
[ Choir singing ]
476
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,256
-Go to cousins, Peter.
477
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:53,176
-[ Sobbing ]
-Baba get you soon!
478
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:54,802
-Okay!
479
00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:57,972
-Mom,
did you just separate Florida
480
00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:00,266
from the continental
United States
481
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:04,937
to avoid paying
your eyebrow technicians?
482
00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:07,523
-"Four easy payments"
is just a suggestion, Annie.
483
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:08,900
It's better this way.
484
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,526
I bet you'll like floating
aimlessly at sea.
485
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,320
-You know I get seasick!
486
00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:16,115
And "seismic event"
isn't even on my bingo card!
487
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:19,452
-Who cares about
that stupid game, Annie.
488
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,746
-We go home.
489
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,123
[ Choir singing ]
490
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,042
-I think I'll just shave them
off completely.
491
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,628
If there's no evidence,
they can't convict.
492
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,088
Or maybe I'll just bleach them?
493
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,798
-Then they look like
milk mustache.
494
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,091
[ Siren wails ]
495
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,802
-What the hell?
-Trophy Fantasy?
496
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,554
Time to get those brows
behind bars.
497
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:39,889
-How did you find me?
498
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,391
I outsmarted all the drones!
499
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:45,895
Someone wrote on the back
of your car with a bingo dauber.
500
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,689
Are you dead?
-Annie! How could you?
501
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,067
Yeah, I broke a Florida-sized
piece off of America,
502
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:54,529
but turning in your own mother?
-Sorry.
503
00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:56,989
"Watching parent get arrested"
was the last square I needed.
504
00:19:57,073 --> 00:20:00,785
I thought I'd get
that one first.
505
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,328
Bingo!
506
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,746
-Looks like you're
also showing up
507
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,331
with an active warrant, ma'am.
508
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:09,669
Seems you gave a casino
a bogus Social Security Number
509
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,254
to secure a loan?
510
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:14,340
-What kind of country
not give goat line of credit?
511
00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:16,634
He good for it!
-[ Bleats ]
512
00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:20,179
Ohh!
-[ Growls ]
513
00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:21,347
-Oh, jeez.
514
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:24,100
Two mother figures
arrested in one day.
515
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,352
Well, no time to process that.
516
00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:28,354
Guess you'll have
to drive me home.
517
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:30,982
"'Guess you'll have to
drive me home,'
518
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,860
Annie told Goat,
and off they went."
519
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,153
Okay, little ones.
520
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,655
We'll stop the story there
for tonight.
521
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:41,200
-Wait, does Florida reattach?
Does the family ever reunite?
522
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,619
-Did Trophy's eyebrows
grow back?
523
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,288
-Oh, eventually.
524
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:46,664
You see, children,
525
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:51,544
Baba and Trophy spent some time
in Debtor's Prison.
526
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,379
-Stomp faster, debtors!
527
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:56,132
We can't make screwdrivers
without OJ!
528
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,550
-We're only here six more weeks.
529
00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,552
I hope that's long enough
for my natural brows
530
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:00,720
to make a comeback.
531
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,013
In the meantime...
532
00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:04,140
how do these
orange peel brows look?
533
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:06,934
-Like you beauty queen
of the compost pile.
534
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:10,354
-"And Annie and Goat
held down the funeral home
535
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,898
while they were away."
536
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,107
-Annie Fantasy,
537
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:14,734
we're here because
those panty lines
538
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,861
tell us you're not in compliance
with the new Sisqo Statute.
539
00:21:16,903 --> 00:21:18,237
Thong underwear is now mandatory
540
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:20,615
for all residents
of once-Florida.
541
00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:22,992
-[ Bleats ]
-Oh, I am!
542
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:24,202
I just wear briefs
beneath the thong.
543
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,037
I call it my under-underwear.
544
00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:27,580
-I guess that's legal.
545
00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:30,249
-Way to make things weird.
Bye, bitch.
546
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,502
-Just make sure every corpse
you put in the ground
547
00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:33,586
is wearing a thong, too.
548
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,921
-Oh, we will.
-[ Bleats ]
549
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:39,884
-"And Pete, well,
he learned a hard lesson.
550
00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:41,260
-[ Robotic ]
Cheer up, cousin Pete.
551
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:44,263
We're working on a visa
to get you home.
552
00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:45,473
-I don't get it.
553
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,643
Why won't the U.S.
just let Florida reattach?
554
00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:49,977
[ Robotic laughter ]
555
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,563
-Why reattach cancerous tumor?
556
00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:54,440
Oh, full flesh-suit Petey.
557
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:57,777
Your home is here
with Cyborg Baba now.
558
00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,112
Ahh!
-[ Bleats ]
559
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:02,031
-"And that's why Floridans..."
560
00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:04,325
-"...should never
leave the state."
561
00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:05,952
-That's right.
562
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,161
-Silly Pete!
563
00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:10,039
-♪ Flor-Flor-Flor-Flor
Florida ♪
564
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:13,000
♪ Florida-da, Florida-da ♪
565
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,628
♪ Flor-Flor-Flor-Flor
Florida ♪
566
00:22:15,712 --> 00:22:18,423
♪ Florida-da, Florida-da ♪
567
00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:21,175
♪ Flor-Flor-Flor-Flor
Florida ♪
568
00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:24,387
♪ Florida-da, Florida-da ♪
569
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:30,435
♪♪
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