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-Funerals.
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Traditionally, a total bummer.
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-Bad enough that my dad died.
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Now I gotta sit through
a funeral?
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-For far too long,
funerals have been boring,
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rubbing mortality in our faces,
but not anymore.
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Welcome to the future
of mourning!
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At Death Fulfillment
Centers International,
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we're revolutionizing
the grieving experience...
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by totally replacing it
with outer space.
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DFCI launches your deceased
into the sky
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and blows them up...
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turning your loved ones
into a fireworks display
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that's beautiful and fleeting.
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Just like life, but death.
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Just listen
to our satisfied customers.
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-I'll be honest,
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I never felt anything
for my wife during our marriage,
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but watching her
careen into the sky
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and become an oversized
twinkly fire flower,
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I'm now in awe
of her splendor and beauty.
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Thank you, DFCI.
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-Say hello to the new goodbye.
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We're putting regular funeral
parlors right out of business.
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Don't miss the grand opening
of our new location in...
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Fort Gator!
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-No!
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
[ Crying ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils up and left
me free to find a quiet space ♪
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♪ I'm not as out of place ♪
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♪ And I'm coming home again ♪
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♪ It's been too long a time
gettin' back what's mine ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
why I went away ♪
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♪ But it's lookin' now like
maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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-Billionaire death-disrupter
Ref Mazos
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is building a Death Fulfillment
Center in Fort Gator.
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-Once a DFC opens,
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all the local funeral homes
shut down one by one.
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Tender Endings won't be able
to compete!
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-Stop worry.
Mayor Todd never let DFC happen.
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He know importance of funeral.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
-Breaking news!
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-Bad news, guys.
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Looks like Mayor Todd
is, like, dead.
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Cancelled by God.
-Yeah.
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There was, like, a brutal
ATV accident on Make Out Hill.
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-Which Mayor Todd recently
renamed Penetration Point
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in honor of yours truly.
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-An unknown basic lady
was also found
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at the bottom
of Clumsy-Wife Cliff.
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Wives, when your husband
says he wants
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to re-kindle your marriage
at Penetration Point,
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please don't fall for it.
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SXPD out!
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-Mayor Todd is dead!
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Now what are we gonna do, Baba?
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-What "we," white man?
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This perfect opportunity
for Baba to retire.
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-We have to start a petition
against the DFC!
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-Petitions never work, Annie.
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-I better go get
my lucky clipboard.
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-You have to find new way
to support family.
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-[ Groans ] Okay, okay,
I see where this is going.
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You want me to seduce
this Ref bajillionaire
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for the sake
of the family, right?
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Tell him to shut the DFC
if he wants my legs to open?
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Fine, I will!
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-[ Sobbing ]
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-And if enough residents sign,
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we can stop the DFC
from ever opening!
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-I put on a robe for this?
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-Young lady, it almost sounds
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like you're against
corporate monopolies.
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-Me and Maw
ain't never gonna die!
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You can't make us!
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-This sounds very interesting.
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Why don't you come in
and tell me more about it?
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-Are you a child murderer?
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-There's no way to know,
is there?
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-Actually, there is a quick test
my Baba taught me.
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♪ Fly's in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Fly's in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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♪ Fly's in the buttermilk,
shoo, fly, shoo ♪
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-♪ Skip to the Lou my darling ♪
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Damn it!
-Help!
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I was taken from my home
in Des Moines, Iowa!
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-And I would've got away
with it, too,
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if it weren't for
that meddling song!
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-Thanks for helping us catch
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Casper the child trafficker,
Annie.
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-Hey, would you mind signing
my petition to stop the DFC?
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-Why? Dead people are gross.
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Space isn't far enough away.
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-How about you?
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-Your cause sounds stupid.
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-[ Sighs ]
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Come on, Annie.
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All it takes is one yes to get
the ol' change train a chugging.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
Choo-choo.
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-Annie!
-Joey!
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Oh, wow, I thought
my mother killed you.
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-Oh, yeah. She tried, but no.
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I was away at
a candle-centric boarding school
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until my mom yanked me out
last week.
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She's worried about money now
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since the DFC might
put us out of business.
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Cool clipboard, by the way.
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-I'm actually trying
to get the town
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to sign a petition to keep
the DFC out of Fort Gator.
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-Any luck?
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-Well, I signed it, so that's
a grand total of...one.
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-You know, Annie,
I'm really glad you came by.
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There's somewhere
I want to take you.
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Have you ever heard of
Make Out Hill?
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-Right next to
Second Base Bluff?
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Of course I've heard of it.
-Will you go there with me?
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It's important.
Let me go grab my bike.
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-I really need to get
more signatures,
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but there comes a time
when the cause must pause
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so Joey's paws
can go down my draws.
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So the petition can wait
'til tonight.
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I'm in! [ Grunts ]
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-Hold on tight.
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♪♪
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-Time to have a funeral
for our funeral home.
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-Mmm. Geez Latouche!
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What's in this?
I can really taste the anguish.
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I mean, not taste.
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What -- What's the word?
Feel. Feel.
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-It's my version
of a painkiller.
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I call it a pain feeler.
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-Okay, I need Ref to want
to bang me, not console me.
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Give me a drink that makes me
numb and extra-flexible.
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-Try this, a Dark and Horny.
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-Mmm. What's the extra kick
at the end?
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-There's a goat Viagra floater.
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-My brother, a genius.
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-[ Sobbing ]
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Yeah.
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-I want to show you something
very special,
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but I-I'm kinda nervous.
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So close your eyes.
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-Can't you give me a clue?
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-Uh, it's little and pink.
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Okay, no peeking.
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-Joey, will you still respect me
if I go along with this?
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-I guess it depends a little bit
on what you do with it.
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Okay...open your eyes.
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-Why are your pants still on?
[ Gasps ]
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Is that...?
-A severed human finger!
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I was riding my bike up here
yesterday and found it.
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-And you just left it here?
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-I figured I'd give the owner 24
hours to come back and get it,
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but that time has passed.
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Now it's fingers keepers!
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-[ Gasps ] Do you think this has
something to do with
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Mayor Todd's death?
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-Maybe.
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The sooner we find out,
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the sooner we know
whether or not I can keep it!
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C'mon!
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♪♪
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-Knock! Knock!
-Ugh!
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-Hey, baby.
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After I saw you on TV,
I just had to know if your penis
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looks anything
like your rockets.
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[ Moaning ]
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Comin' atcha.
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[ Meows ]
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Hope you got insurance, big boy.
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-Ugh. Can I help you?
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♪♪
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-Oh.
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You're a ghost town
from the waist down.
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-If you're trying to seduce me,
[Groans]
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you're humping up
the wrong bionic leg.
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I get hard in a different way.
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It's a mental stiffness
engorged by power, money,
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and watching intergenerational
family businesses collapse.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
-Wait!
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My stupid family
has a stupid funeral home,
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and if it closes,
we'll be out on the streets.
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There has to be some kind
of depraved arrangement
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I could bribe you with
to keep the DFC from opening.
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-Hmm. If you're willing
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to let me completely
and utterly use you...
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-Yup!
-...in a nonsexual manner...
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-Huh.
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-...I might have just
the job for you.
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-Hmm.
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Well, I don't like the sound
of "nonsexual" and "job"
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in the same breath, but, hey!
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Broaden my horizons, rocket boy!
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♪♪
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-Welcome to
Funeral Director VR.
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-[ Moaning ]
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-Shh. Stop moaning.
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You ruin retirement.
[ Goat bleats ]
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-This is all happening
so fast, Baba.
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I've lost my purpose.
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-Look. I try learn retirement.
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You need pivot, too.
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-But my only skills
are upselling coffins,
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loving my mother too much,
and super-tasting.
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-You make good cocktails.
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How about you fix Baba one?
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-Okay, what are you
in the mood for?
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-Make Baba drink that help
with hang loose.
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-Ooh! I got the perfect thing.
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Coming right up!
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-Ahh.
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Now to sell coffins to family
with final expense insurance.
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♪♪
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-I think I can use
the fingerprint
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from our friend here
to log into social media.
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Then we can see
who it belonged to.
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-Welcome, Valerie Mazos.
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-This is Ref Mazos's
wife's finger?
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-She must have been
the basic woman
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who exploded with Mayor Todd!
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-Something about this
doesn't feel right, Joey.
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The DFC comes to town,
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then the mayor and Ref's wife
suddenly die in an accident?
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-This feels like
chickens playing badminton.
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-What do you mean?
-Foul play.
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[ Both laugh ]
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-Oh, Joey...
-Yeah.
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-Wait!
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My mom was gonna try
and seduce Ref tonight!
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What if she's in danger!
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-We better go warn her.
-Totally.
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But maybe we should go back
to Make Out Hill first?
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You know, to find more clues
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or to lose something else,
maybe?
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-No time, Annie!
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-[ Sighs ]
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-Usually, I get it on the first
try, but this one is a toughy.
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Version 15 will be the one.
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Madam.
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-Hmm. Taste more like ennui
than retiree.
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[ Cellphone vibrating,
Goat bleating ]
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-Turn on the news, old woman!
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It seems your idiot daughter
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who was going to burn out
and die
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before she turned 30
just hit El Big Time!
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-You did die before 30.
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-Turn on the news!
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-Breaking news!
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Due to budget cuts,
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Fort Gator has decided
to do away with elections
253
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and just let the richest man or
woman in town choose the mayor.
254
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-C'mon, good mayor.
C'mon, good mayor!
255
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Old Petey needs
his business back.
256
00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,343
-Fort Alligator,
it is my privilege
257
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to introduce you
to your new mayor.
258
00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:58,725
Her Honor, Trophy Fantasy!
259
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,185
-I can't believe she did it!
260
00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:03,271
Yes!
-Oh, boy.
261
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,939
This very bad.
262
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:09,986
-Citizens of Fort Gator, it is
an honor to be your new mayor.
263
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:13,322
I mean, not an honor
like getting an extra nugget
264
00:10:13,406 --> 00:10:15,992
in your order because a teenager
thinks you're a MILF.
265
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:19,871
But still,
an honor of some kind.
266
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,540
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ref, if you will.
267
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,167
It's now my pleasure as Mayor
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to declare the Fort Gator
Death Fulfillment Center
269
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,506
officially open for business!
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-[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
272
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,095
-[ Whispering indistinctly ]
273
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,889
-Oh, right, right.
274
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:43,186
And as my first act as mayor,
I'll be outlawing grief.
275
00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:44,937
All crying or wailing
is now forbidden.
276
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,023
People can still die
and funerals can still happen.
277
00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:48,733
They just have to be fun
and involve rockets,
278
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,151
or you go straight to jail.
279
00:10:50,193 --> 00:10:53,071
Okay, I'm done.
How do I turn this mic off?
280
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♪♪
281
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-[ Crying ]
282
00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,036
-Peter. Stop with blubbering.
283
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,371
Adjust to new normal
or sister arrest you.
284
00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:07,085
-Tender Endings just doesn't
have a purpose anymore.
285
00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:08,586
[ Doorbell rings ]
286
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,047
-Peter,
I know funerals are verboten,
287
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,966
but we didn't know
where else to go.
288
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:16,052
-You've always helped us
with our grief, Pete.
289
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:19,263
I mean, you know
my brother hated rockets
290
00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,265
and fireworks.
291
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,518
It's a lot to unpack, man.
292
00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:26,938
-I used to attend funerals
of people I didn't even know
293
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:30,608
just so I wouldn't
have to cry alone.
294
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:34,070
Now what am I supposed to do?
295
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:37,448
-Oh, I'm not allowed
to perform funerals,
296
00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:39,909
but I can invite you in
for a drink.
297
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:42,453
Quick, come in
and head downstairs.
298
00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:45,373
♪♪
299
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:46,624
-Look, honey!
300
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,835
Aren't you proud of Mommy?
301
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,129
I'm the Mayor!
302
00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:54,632
This sash is pure Chinese satin.
Do you want to touch it?
303
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,050
-Mom, what are you doing?
304
00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:58,177
Did you know the woman
who died with Mayor Todd
305
00:11:58,219 --> 00:11:59,804
was Refs' wife?
306
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,765
-Honey, if she's dead,
she's his ex-wife.
307
00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:04,726
I got to bounce, baby girl.
My limo is here.
308
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,977
I'm the Mayor.
309
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,146
-Mrs. Fantasy,
you're just a puppet.
310
00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,440
Ref made you mayor
so he can be in control
311
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,942
without seeming like
he's pulling all the strings.
312
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,945
-Ugh. I thought you were dead.
313
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,281
Don't be so jealous
of my success, Annie!
314
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:21,951
I'll have as much time for you
as I always did!
315
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:26,914
-♪ Don't cry out loud ♪
316
00:12:26,998 --> 00:12:29,208
♪ Just keep it inside ♪
317
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:34,422
♪ Learn how to hide
your feelings ♪
318
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:39,510
♪ Fly high and proud ♪
319
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:40,970
♪ And if you should fall ♪
320
00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,180
-Grief is a crime.
321
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,140
Report offenders to the SXPD.
322
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:47,351
Mayor Trophy says
let's get fun, Fort Gator!
323
00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:48,686
[ Dog barks, tires screech ]
324
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,730
-Puddles! No!
325
00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:53,858
I loved Puddles,
and now she's a puddle of blood!
326
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,234
-Hey, Mr. Weepy!
327
00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,861
You are under arrest.
328
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,530
-You are in violation
of Trophy's Law.
329
00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:01,032
No grieving in public, dude.
330
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:04,035
-Either take her to the DFC
for a joyful sendoff
331
00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:06,204
or your bereaved butt
is going to jail.
332
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:07,413
-Puddles!
333
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:10,458
♪♪
334
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,709
-Password?
335
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,294
-Chopping onions.
-[ Crying ]
336
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,879
-Quick.
Head down to the morgue.
337
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,131
Join the others.
338
00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:21,052
[ All crying ]
339
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,846
-Welcome to Weepy Pete's
Secret Speakeasy for Sadness.
340
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,139
Mourn at your own risk.
341
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:27,058
We've got a two-drink minimum,
folks.
342
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:31,062
-We just shot our cousin Jessie
off into space,
343
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:35,024
but he is -- he was
a great swimmer...
344
00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:38,861
and DJ...pinball player...
and cousin!
345
00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:40,279
-Jessie was great.
346
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:42,990
I know because
he had such a loving family.
347
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:45,076
I'll make you
a couple of Cry Thais.
348
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,620
The coconut adds
a subdued sweetness
349
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,247
to bawling your eyes out.
350
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,916
-You've set up
a nice little spot here, Pete.
351
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,252
My mother would have loved it.
352
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,921
-Here's a Ma-grieve-rita,
on the house.
353
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,965
Let it out.
354
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,425
Who knew drinking
355
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:04,178
would be the best way
to deal with your sadness?
356
00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:05,972
♪♪
357
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,432
-Where did you find this again?
358
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,933
-At Penetration Point.
359
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,227
-Aren't you two a little young
to be up there?
360
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,105
-Not anymore.
-Oh, did they repeal that?
361
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,231
-Tuesday.
362
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,941
Because of a petition,
believe it or not.
363
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,359
-Listen, we have proof
364
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:21,070
this finger
belonged to Valerie Mazos.
365
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:23,906
Don't you think it's suspicious
that Ref's wife
366
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,284
and the Mayor died
on the same night?
367
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,412
-Eh, probably, but we don't have
time to investigate murders.
368
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:33,541
Since the DFC opened and sadness
was outlawed, we're swamped.
369
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,083
-Maybe you two could solve it.
370
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,712
-We're trying,
but we need your help!
371
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,964
-Get in line.
We've got our hands full.
372
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,549
Weepers, mourners,
373
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,426
people with allergies suing us
for wrongful imprisonment.
374
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,054
-We have an entire holding cell
full of babies.
375
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,723
A finger is the least
of our problems.
376
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,391
-Let's just go.
377
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,393
-And there's no other way,
Mother?
378
00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:53,644
Fine!
379
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,063
-So I was thinking,
380
00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:57,940
since we need a nice,
quiet spot to brainstorm,
381
00:14:58,024 --> 00:14:59,942
why don't we head up to
Make Out Hill?
382
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:02,195
-Sorry, Annie. That was my mom.
383
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,823
With the DFC expanding
and Blissful Passings closed,
384
00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:07,492
my family is moving.
385
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,619
I'm afraid this is goodbye.
386
00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:12,163
-Oh, Joey, I would cry right now
387
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:15,249
if it weren't
punishable with jail time.
388
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,834
-Me, too.
389
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,503
I'll never forget you, Annie.
390
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,712
You were my first.
391
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,881
My first Annie.
392
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:26,469
♪♪
393
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,514
-Welp, Fort Gator
is like baby shampoo --
394
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,057
no more tears.
395
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,309
The DFC is thriving,
396
00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,478
and funeral homes
have all closed.
397
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,855
I've done everything
you wanted, Sexykins.
398
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:39,482
Everything.
-Ugh.
399
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,401
Please, Trophy, I don't want
to have to keep saying this.
400
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,069
Just call me Ref.
-Oh, right.
401
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,320
I keep forgetting your ding-dong
402
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:45,947
doesn't want me
as a ride- along.
403
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,199
I never imagined
I'd become so successful
404
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,701
based on my charm, brains,
and lack of scruples.
405
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,036
-Uh-huh.
406
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,663
-So listen, now that you got
what you wanted,
407
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:56,874
how about I get to do some
mayoral stuff that I want to do?
408
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,876
Like putting wine
in the water fountains
409
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,546
and a law saying
only people with good feet
410
00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:02,755
get to wear flip-flops.
411
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,257
-Sorry, Trophy.
412
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,633
Now that we've got things
all set in Fort Alligator...
413
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:06,884
-It's Fort Gator.
414
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,636
-...we have to head
to the next town.
415
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:09,971
I was thinking...Omaha.
416
00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,264
There are a lot of people
417
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,515
drinking themselves
to death there.
418
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,226
-Omaha?!
But I want to run Fort Gator!
419
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,228
-Think bigger, Trophy!
420
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,356
You're amazing at doing
what I want you to do for money.
421
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,276
Come with me and who knows?
One day, you could be president.
422
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,987
Now get out and pack your shit.
-But the car is still moving!
423
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,238
-Yeah, yeah.
It's called a rolling stop.
424
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,948
See you tomorrow!
-[ Grunts ]
425
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:33,494
I refuse to believe there's no
sexual tension between us!
426
00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:37,498
[ All crying ]
427
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,418
-Remember, Mrs. McGillicuddy,
the drink's called a Band-Aid
428
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,962
because at some point,
you'll have to rip it off.
429
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,547
Real healing happens sober.
430
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:48,885
-You sound like my therapist,
who died, by the way.
431
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,720
-Quick! Code Sniffles!
-[ All gasp ]
432
00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,346
Code Sniffles!
[ Laughter ]
433
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:56,350
Here we are, just regular people
in a regular morgue, okay?
434
00:16:56,434 --> 00:16:57,643
-Oh, don't worry!
435
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:58,853
Cry all you want.
436
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,605
I could care less.
437
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,066
[ All crying ]
438
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:05,901
-Welcome home, traitor daughter.
439
00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:10,948
If you come to rub your success
in Mother's face, you too late.
440
00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:13,200
Baba already shit-faced.
441
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,120
Retirement not for
the faint of heart.
442
00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:18,289
-Well, I'm not mad at you,
Troph.
443
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,126
Running this place allows me
to use all my empath skills
444
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,962
without having to touch
so many dead bodies!
445
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,214
I kind of love it.
446
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,673
-I'm only here to say goodbye.
447
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,926
I'm leaving with Ref
for Oklahoma or something.
448
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:32,637
I'm such a good politician
that he sees big things for me.
449
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,139
-You just puppet.
450
00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:37,683
-Oh!
-Being puppet isn't so bad.
451
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,478
At least someone's always
giving you a hand.
452
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,438
-[ Growls ]
-Oh, Mr. Baba.
453
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:44,690
How about one last drink on me?
454
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:45,983
What can I get you?
455
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,443
-I'll have a "nobody move,
this is a raid."
456
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,987
-Huh. I don't know that one.
-Nobody move!
457
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,531
This is a raid!
[ Gunshot ]
458
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,825
Wipe away your tears,
then hands where I can see them.
459
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:55,034
This here's a dry town.
460
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,285
We're shutting you down!
461
00:17:56,369 --> 00:17:58,121
-Thanks for the tip,
Mayor Trophy.
462
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,623
-How could you betray
your own family?
463
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:04,001
-Sorry, Pete. Corruption
and bribes are my family now.
464
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,045
I'm the mayor.
465
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,089
-[ Grunts ]
-Everybody out!
466
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,007
-[ Crying ]
467
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:11,968
-Annie?! Oh, sweetie.
468
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,803
Mama's here, so stop crying...
469
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:17,598
because it's illegal
and annoying.
470
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:18,975
-I'm sorry, Mom.
471
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,185
I'll try and weep silently.
472
00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:22,770
-What are you so sad about,
anyway?
473
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:26,816
I saw you out Nancy Drew-ing
with Sophie's nerdy spawn.
474
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,109
-I'm sad because you said
475
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:29,652
you were going to
save our funeral home,
476
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:31,696
and instead,
you helped the DFC open,
477
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,489
which made Joey
have to move away.
478
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:35,950
And now I'll never get
to Second Base Bluff,
479
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:39,370
and I can completely
kiss Penetration Point goodbye.
480
00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:41,873
-Aww, Annie.
Maybe he's like Ref.
481
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,249
No penetration, no point.
482
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,043
Anyway, I'm so glad
you're already sad
483
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,544
because I have some news.
484
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:50,631
I'm leaving tomorrow to become
the mayor of Idaho.
485
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,008
-Fine. Go!
486
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:56,512
Just maybe don't marry him
because his last wife lost this!
487
00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,140
-A finger can only
point out so much, Annie.
488
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,392
Who knows what happened to her?!
489
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:05,104
-Why don't you use your powers
to figure out how she died?
490
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,856
-Hon, mayors have
a lot of power,
491
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:11,319
but we can't order
severed fingers to solve crimes.
492
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:14,697
-[ Groans ] Not those powers.
Your Death Powers!
493
00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:16,074
-Oh. Oh, right!
494
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,658
I always forget about those.
495
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:21,412
I'll try, but Ref really
seems like a good guy to me.
496
00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:27,085
♪♪
497
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,712
-Killer night, man.
498
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,422
Absolutely killer.
499
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,840
-So, I've given you a meal
500
00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:35,259
at the world's
only Michelin-rated McDonald's,
501
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:37,428
done a 1,000-piece puzzle
with you,
502
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:41,182
and donated lots of money
to your campaign.
503
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:44,227
Have I convinced you
to let me open a DFC here?
504
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,271
-Ahh, sorry bro, no can do.
505
00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:50,274
If there's one thing
people know about Mayor Todd,
506
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,777
it's that I really dig funerals.
507
00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:54,445
Plus, don't all the cremains
508
00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:57,281
exploding into the atmosphere
block the sun?
509
00:19:57,365 --> 00:20:00,034
I mean, this is
the Sunshine State, my dude!
510
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:02,078
-Of course. I understand.
511
00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:04,288
-Valerie, dear,
can I have a word?
512
00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:05,957
Guess who gets to be
the new mayor
513
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,458
of Fort whatever this place is.
514
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,128
-I just resigned as the mayor
of San Antonio.
515
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,505
You promised
that would be the last time!
516
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,091
Find a new puppet
and leave me alone,
517
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,467
or I'm going to the police.
518
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,052
Also, I want a divorce.
519
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:19,554
-I see.
520
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:21,597
I guess I'll have to move on
to another city alone.
521
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,850
But first, why don't you go
have a fun ride with Mayor Todd?
522
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,769
-I don't know why you're always
suggesting ATV rides
523
00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,188
when that's how
you lost your lower half.
524
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,441
So, does your penis work?
525
00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:34,152
I'd like that
in my next husband.
526
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,528
-[ Laughs ]
527
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,030
-Let's make some room
in City Hall -- now!
528
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,240
[ Beep ]
529
00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:41,617
[ Explosion ]
530
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,453
Welp, time to find a new puppet,
531
00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:45,496
but this time,
I won't marry her.
532
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,331
Too many strings attached.
533
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:49,333
-How we ever gonna find
another woman
534
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:52,045
that desperate
and easy to manipulate, boss?
535
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:54,797
-We're in Florida, Barry.
536
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:57,008
-Ref makes me sick.
537
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,342
-Right! The murdering!
538
00:20:58,426 --> 00:21:00,136
The corruption!
-Who cares about that!
539
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:03,056
The takeaway here is that
everyone's calling me a puppet,
540
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,265
and I'm no puppet!
541
00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:07,185
I'm the mayor of this town!
542
00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,353
I'm shutting down the DFC!
543
00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:11,355
I will get wine
in the water fountains,
544
00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:14,567
and you will get to Second Base!
545
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,027
-Yes!
546
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,321
-Ref Mazos, you're under arrest
547
00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:20,698
for, like, totally killing
at least two people.
548
00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,659
-Trophy, you just made the
biggest mistake of your life!
549
00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:26,162
-Oh, please, you never saw
my Ed Hardy phase.
550
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,539
You know, for someone without
one, you're a real prick.
551
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,666
-[ Groans ]
-So proud of you, Mom!
552
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,044
Are you gonna get rid
of the no-crying law now?
553
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:35,588
-Yeah, but don't tell Pete yet.
554
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,882
♪♪
555
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,634
-Yeah.
556
00:21:39,717 --> 00:21:42,678
-I'm so glad you don't have to
move away anymore, Joey.
557
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:47,058
-Nope, and now we can move
a little closer.
558
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,977
-Joey, is your finger going
where I think it is?
559
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:51,229
-What? No!
560
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,855
I would ask you first.
561
00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,107
[ Laughs ]
-Ugh.
562
00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:56,025
Time to get rid of this thing.
563
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:57,402
Thank you, Mrs. Mazos.
564
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:59,237
Your death was not in vain.
565
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,907
In fact, it led
to something beautiful...
566
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,076
this.
567
00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:08,621
♪♪
568
00:22:08,663 --> 00:22:13,918
-♪ True love will find you
in the end ♪
569
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:17,547
♪♪
570
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:22,301
♪ You'll find out
just who was your friend ♪
571
00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:26,055
♪♪
572
00:22:26,139 --> 00:22:27,348
♪ Don't be sad ♪
573
00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:31,811
♪♪
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