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♪♪
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-♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Da-do-do-do ♪
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Hello, Mr. Bird!
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♪ Da-do-da-do ♪
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Hello, Mr. Worm!
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-Annie?
-[ Gasps ]
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-Jellybean?
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-It's happening!
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-Look in the well
and see your deepest wish.
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-Huh?
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Well, hello, gorgeous!
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In your dreams, kid!
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[ Whistling sound ]
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Whoa!
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[ Notifications whistling ]
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It's Jellybean's birthday!
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I finally get to give the
lil' guy the wishing well cake
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I've been working
on all month!
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Ooh.
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I feel kinda funny.
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Maybe that means my acne
vitamins started working.
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Nope. Maybe tomorrow.
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♪♪
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[ Thrumming ]
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Ahh! What's happening?
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-Annie, keep quiet
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while Baba have
"Calgon take me away" time.
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-But Baba, look!
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-It happening!
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-[ Thrumming, chirping ]
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-[ Crying ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and let me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space ♪
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♪ I'm not as out of place ♪
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♪ And I'm coming home again ♪
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♪ It's been too long a time
getting back what's mine ♪
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♪ And I can't remember why
I went away ♪
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♪ But it's lookin' like
maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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♪♪
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-[ Thrumming ]
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-Ahh!
How do we take it off?
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-Can I pet it?
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Ohh,
you're a pretty little --
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Ow!
-[ Laughs ]
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-Aww, you're sorry.
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I can tell by the apologetic
look in your milky --
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Ahh!
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-Stop talking to it!
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It's better not to
get too attached.
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-But it's already attached!
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To my stomach!
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[ Clattering ]
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-All women from our family
bloodline grow teratoma.
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It Old Country curse.
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-Teratoma? Curse?
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-Yes.
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Long, long ago,
village witch thought
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great-great-great-grandbaba
stole her wheelbarrow.
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[ Drill whirring ]
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-Did she?
-Yes.
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And her husband.
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He was in wheelbarrow.
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But wheelbarrow very beautiful,
like child to witch,
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so she do hex to take
our children from us.
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She extra.
-What?
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This thing's
gonna kill me?
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-No,
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but you must battle teratoma
for control of your body,
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like Supreme Court.
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If you lose,
we never see you again.
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-Ugh.
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This is even more traumatic
than when I started my period
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and Uncle Pete
called an ambulance.
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-I thought periods were blue,
like in the commercials.
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-Teratoma get power when you
break three rules.
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Here special turtleneck
to help you remember.
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-Ooh, turtleneck.
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-If follow rules,
teratoma will wither,
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then we hack off
in Old Country Ceremony.
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Baba love that part.
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Very solemn yet rollicking
wingding of a time.
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-I never got any rules.
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-You did. You just refused
to wear turtleneck.
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-Yeah? Well, I'm
a Daphne, not a Velma.
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-Sounds awful,
but I love rules.
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-Rule one!
Never give teratoma name.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Two, never give teratoma food.
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-Okay.
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-Three, never give teratoma
email password.
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In Old Country, rule three was,
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never give
Blockbuster video card.
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-I hope there's no rule about
giving it a little kiss.
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-Rule four! That's rule four!
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-But remember, Annie.
Teratoma very sneaky.
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They know your greatest wish
and use to gain control,
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then they steal your identity
and we lose you forever.
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-Um, Baba?
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-Best for you to stay home
under lock and key
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till whole thing over.
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-But I can't miss school today!
It's Jellybean's birthday party!
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-Cheer up, you only
have to wait, ehh...
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48 hours.
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-Can't you take it off now?
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-Snip-snip now and you die.
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Trophy, make sure Annie
no leave house.
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Here, swallow shackle key.
-Ugh.
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[ Gulps ]
-Raise tongue. Okay.
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Peter and I go pick up hags
and supplies for ceremony.
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Hags will want keg.
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-Aren't ya gonna call the hags
and tell them we're coming?
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-No need. Hags already know.
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[ Sizzling ]
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-[ Gasps ]
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It happening!
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-It happening!
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-Ooh! It happening!
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-[ Meows ]
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Oh, it not happening.
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-[ Hacking ]
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-[ Gasps ] It happening!
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♪♪
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-Need seven liter of pig blood,
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needle-nose plier,
witch hazel, vanilla extract...
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-Maybe we should get
a box of Band-Aids.
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I know I'm not gonna be able
to stop myself
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from touching
that cute little fella.
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-Maybe Baba buy you
box of impulse control.
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[ Tablet chimes ]
Oh, Mohel calling.
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It happening to Annie.
Sharpen guillotine!
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- Ahh, little Annie.
[ Chuckles ]
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I remember
when she first born,
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we thought her face
was teratoma.
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-Yes, but it grow into
big pumpkin head now.
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Did you order balloon arch?
Very important.
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-Da. We pick up now.
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See you soon.
-Ahh!
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-Peter, grab jar of mayonnaise.
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-[ Groans ]
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-No. Big jar!
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-[ Straining ] For Baba.
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[ Chains clinking ]
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-[ Sighs ]
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- Please let me go
to Jellybean's birthday party!
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If you managed to get through
having a teratoma
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without breaking the rules,
I know I can.
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-Yeah, Baba's overreacting.
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All these rules are
just old-world superstition.
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I mean, my ceremony was
more like hot 'toma summer.
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MTV even showed up.
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What's up, sluts?
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I'm Trophy Fantasy
and welcome to
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"My Super Sweet Tumor Removal"!
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♪♪
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-Did it hurt
when they cut it off?
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-I think I just bullied my 'toma
till it fell off on its own.
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I'm not great
at sustaining life.
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-I knew Baba was just
being overprotective.
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I'm going.
-I mean, look at you.
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We need to be pushing
social events,
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not keeping you from them.
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Let me get that key.
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Hey!
I need a backdoor beetle!
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Scuttle up my starfish
and find that key, would ya?
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This could take a while.
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It's usually a little
cluttered up there.
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Ooh! Nice.
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Now you're free and so am I.
[ Locks jingle ]
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-But how can I go
to school like this?
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-Well, I would start with
some contouring
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and then maybe a bag?
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-[ Laughs ]
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-Not my face.
I mean the teratoma.
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-Uh, just cover up
little...Annette there.
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Cinch it.
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-Mom! You called her Annette!
You broke rule #1!
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-[ Both coughing ]
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-Wait a second.
Why does your face look so...
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facey all of a sudden?
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-[ Gasps ] Ooh.
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Did breaking a rule
just make me, like...
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ten times prettier?
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-I don't know.
What's ten times zero?
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-I sure hope Jellybean
recognizes me.
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-Hey, Mirror.
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I'm still the fairest
of them all, right?
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I'm the MILF, she's the DILF,
Daughter I'd Like to Forget.
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Right?
-For a compliment,
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please tap or
insert credit card now.
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♪♪
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-It happening!
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-I bring ceremonial
beating broom,
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sacrificial house plant,
and Uno.
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-I bring cornhusk wig,
eye of newt,
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and box of participation
trophies.
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-I bring a baseball glove,
a go-getter attitude,
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and a desire
for human connection.
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-Baba, why you bring boy?
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-[Quietly] He felt left out.
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-Fine.
I bring ceremonial scythe,
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straps to tie her down,
and gemstones.
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-We no need gemstone.
Annie very good girl.
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-Ooh! Oh boy.
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-Ooh, teratoma scar spasm
whenever progeny break a rule.
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-No, no. Annie not rule-breaker.
It probably just neck gas.
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Let's go.
-[ Grumbling ]
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-Shotgun!
-Shotgun! Dang it.
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[ School bell ringing ]
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-[ Wolf whistling ] Damn, Annie.
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I didn't know your family
had new face money.
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-Aww, Marky, you're sweet.
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-Yeah. Call me when your body
matches the drapes.
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-Psst, Annette to Annie!
Annette to Annie, over!
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-[ Gasps ] Whoa. You can talk?
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-I can do a lot of things.
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-Did you make me prettier?
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-[ Laughs ]
I'm just getting started.
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-You give me a wittle
bite of cake
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and I'll give you
anime proportions
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and a BBL that your body
won't reject
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like your mother rejects you.
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-You can do that?
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-You pretend not to care
about looks,
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but I know you think your mother
would love you more
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if you were prettier.
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-It's embarrassing, but yes.
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Being beautiful is one
of my deepest wishes.
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Stop!
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The wishing well can't have
one seed out of place.
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Jellybean will notice.
He's a real diva.
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♪♪
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-Ooh.
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-♪ Go, Jellybean,
it's your birthday! ♪
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♪ We're gonna party
in moderation, of course ♪
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-Whoa. Annie, is that you?
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You're so...symmetrical.
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-My boobs are still uneven.
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-[ British accent ] I love
the way your new face
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compliments Jellybean's fur,
m'lady.
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[ Normal voice ]
What is happening to me?
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-Are you wearing makeup?
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Guinea Pig Club isn't just about
creating miniature food
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for guinea pigs.
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It's also about self-acceptance.
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-Don't be ridiculous.
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Now let's let
the birthday pig eat.
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Ta-da!
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-Happy birthday, Jellybean.
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-He's nibbling!
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-Sorry, rat lovers.
The bugs are back.
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Gotta fumigate tonight.
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One of youse better take
Jellybean home for a sleepover.
255
00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:17,118
What? Is that you, Annie?
256
00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:20,288
I remember you being
a little harder on the eyes.
257
00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,581
-It's just a glow-up.
258
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,958
It happens to unsightly people
online all the time.
259
00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,418
[ School bell rings ]
260
00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:26,878
-Why don't you take him, Annie.
261
00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:29,130
You're clearly looking
for affirmation.
262
00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:32,925
-Just remember, plastic surgery
is a slippery slope.
263
00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,720
My aunt was really
into cats and, well...
264
00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,847
now she's a cat.
265
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:40,475
-I--I mean, we love you just
the way you are...were!
266
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,269
Oh, God.
Please go back to normal.
267
00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:47,565
-They're all just jealous
of your new face.
268
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,817
I know you want
the body to match.
269
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:53,821
Then Trophy will finally
be proud of you.
270
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:57,075
Let me make you so attractive,
271
00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,953
no one will ever
abandon you again.
272
00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:02,497
-I'm gonna be the same Annie
on the inside, right?
273
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:07,335
-Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Dreams come
true when you cake pop me.
274
00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,337
[ Cackles ]
275
00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,506
-Mmm...
276
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,175
-[ Humming ]
-Ahh!
277
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,511
-[ Cackling ]
278
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,931
-Whoa. It worked!
279
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:22,850
I can't wait to show mom
my new smokeshow body.
280
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:26,979
-Our new body.
She's gonna love us.
281
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:34,404
♪♪
282
00:11:34,529 --> 00:11:36,322
-Peter, for last time,
283
00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,866
teratoma does not have
crush on you.
284
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,743
-I know what I felt!
285
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,330
Pretty sure the connection
was undeniable on her end, too.
286
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,832
[ Tires screeching ]
287
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:47,041
-[ All shouting ]
288
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,043
-Teratoma grows more powerful.
289
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,212
-We must go to
the child at once.
290
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:52,839
Where did you trap her?
291
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:54,924
-Locked in cage
in morgue, I hope.
292
00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,969
-Oh, she chained to floor.
Trophy watch her --
293
00:11:58,094 --> 00:12:00,596
-Baba, look!
294
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,727
-It happening!
295
00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,895
[ Tires squeal ]
296
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,273
♪♪
297
00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:11,482
-[ Groans ]
298
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,193
-She suicide again?
299
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,155
-Nope, just dozed off.
What's for dinner?
300
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,699
[ Rumbling ]
-Teratoma, teratoma.
301
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:20,700
-You fool!
302
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,453
Who knows what teratoma
do by now?
303
00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:26,122
-Hey, guys, we have
a new family member.
304
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,415
-[ Gasping ]
305
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,000
-Who are you
and why did you turn Annie
306
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,209
into a guinea pig?
307
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,753
-Annie? [ Gasps ]
308
00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:34,547
Thigh gap?
You have a thigh gap now?
309
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:37,842
What have you done to me??!
310
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,636
-But isn't this how you
always wanted me to look?
311
00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:43,848
-Is that why you being
beautiful your deepest wish?
312
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:46,476
To get approval
of shallow mother?
313
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,894
-What's the big deal?
314
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:51,105
So I broke a rule or two
for once in my beige life.
315
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,356
-[ Gasping ]
316
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:54,233
-Ceremony will be harder now.
317
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,526
More like exorcism.
318
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,237
-Too hard. Child is lost.
319
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,406
-No, Annie not break last rule.
320
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:01,866
That important thing.
321
00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,702
This hottie body
will be gone soon enough.
322
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,287
-[ Gasps ] Gone?
What do you mean gone?
323
00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:11,459
-When we snip-snip teratoma,
you go from 10 back to 3.5.
324
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,587
Now go to room and
Peter will nail door shut.
325
00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,464
-On it!
326
00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:19,008
-She understood the ass-ignment.
327
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,552
-All I see is juicy peach,
328
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,555
swinging on branch
in summer wind.
329
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,683
-Lots of jelly on that toast.
330
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:31,646
-Hey! Admire my ass!
I'm the babe of this house!
331
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:35,566
-Not anymore.
Welcome to sisterhood of hags.
332
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:39,695
-You can fill out
membership form online.
333
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,781
-I can't believe my mom
didn't like the new me.
334
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:45,952
-All that matters
is what you like.
335
00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:47,412
-Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
336
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:49,288
I just thought I'd have
a little chat-a-rooski
337
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:50,706
with my number one daughter.
338
00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,041
-So it did work!
339
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,460
I knew that if I became pretty,
you'd want to be
340
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:56,713
as close as mother
and daughter can be.
341
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,506
-Oh, that's so sad, Annie.
342
00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,299
It doesn't matter
what you look like.
343
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:03,636
I never wanted to be as close
as mother and daughter can be.
344
00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,263
I'm here because of
that damn teratoma.
345
00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:09,225
The way it's making you hot
is wreaking havoc on our family,
346
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,269
which I obviously --
[ Gags ] --
347
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:12,937
love and cherish.
348
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,147
-Uh-huh...
349
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:15,648
-So I was thinking, baby,
350
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:19,152
why don't I use my death powers
to take it off you
351
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,320
and put it on me instead?
352
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,740
-What? No! That will kill me!
353
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:26,993
-Everything is always
about Annie, isn't it?
354
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,828
Death powerrr--
355
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,080
-Ahh!
-Get hold of self, faded bimbo.
356
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,167
Baba used to be even
hotter than you, don't forget!
357
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,671
Looks fade. Go find hobby.
358
00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:41,215
Only 12 hour to go
till removal.
359
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,675
Get rest.
360
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:46,846
Tomorrow after ceremony,
you be adorkable Annie again
361
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,724
with very sizable flesh wound.
362
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,226
-And I'll go back to
being the sole
363
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,187
supernatural beauty around here.
364
00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:57,774
Eat it, Annie!
365
00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,192
-[ Laughs ]
366
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:03,654
I see now your greatest wish was
for Trophy to appreciate you.
367
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:07,617
Bad news, Annie --
now your whole family
368
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:12,330
doesn't respect
your dreams, aww.
369
00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:13,664
-But I love my family.
370
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,666
-It's time to love yourself!
371
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,919
Let's get out of town and start
making those videos
372
00:15:18,044 --> 00:15:19,796
where hot girls
eat a ton of ramen
373
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,381
but never gain any weight.
374
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,383
Don't let your mother
hold you back!
375
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,052
-Ahh!
376
00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:29,680
-[Both voices] Totes,
you're super-right, Annette.
377
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:32,892
Let me tell you
my email password.
378
00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,185
-No!
379
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,478
-It's time for us to go.
380
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,480
Just say the word.
-No!
381
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:40,400
-Say it!
-Oof.
382
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,276
-Jellybean.
383
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:46,280
-[ Cackling ]
384
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:47,824
[ Purring ]
385
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:51,744
I'll make it so there's no home
to come back to.
386
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:53,830
-Is it time to saw
that thing off yet?
387
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:57,125
I'm done being Nicky Hilton
to Annie's Paris.
388
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,583
-Phew!
389
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,837
It took all day, but
I think we finally ready
390
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:03,005
for advanced-stage
teratoma ceremony.
391
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:05,550
-And you won't even consider
letting me date
392
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,427
the teratoma
after it's been cut off
393
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,804
and preserved in a jar,
because why?
394
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:12,849
-Hello, folks, I'm...
-No mortuary business today.
395
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,892
You have to embalm
your own till Monday.
396
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,269
Shoo!
-Hey, whoa, whoa.
397
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,646
I'm here for the house.
-What this nonsense?
398
00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:20,940
-As of tomorrow morning,
this place is mine.
399
00:16:21,107 --> 00:16:23,025
-Well, the stuff
inside of it is mine.
400
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:26,028
Somebody named Baba Fantasy
sold it all to me.
401
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:28,197
-No...it can't be.
402
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,074
Ohh.
-Baba!
403
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,453
Your babushka is slumping
forward into crisis mode!
404
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:36,456
-Annie!
405
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:40,168
No! [ Gasps ]
406
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:45,465
Teratoma in control now.
407
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,550
It happening!
408
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:48,885
-Don't worry, Baba.
409
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,220
We explain to pawn star
and shady realtor
410
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,849
that old country insurance
policy cover teratoma fraud.
411
00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:56,559
They gone.
-So is Annie.
412
00:16:56,684 --> 00:17:00,313
She break third rule and become
beautiful conwoman on the lam.
413
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,564
-Forget about the third rule.
414
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,608
Annie broke
the golden rule, Baba.
415
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:07,361
Thou shalt not be hotter
than your gorgeous mother!
416
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,322
-It your fault
she gone forever!
417
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:10,782
-Hey, is Annie home?
418
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:12,449
Someone drained
the Guinea Pig Club's
419
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,828
online savings account to check
into a hotel by the airport!
420
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,914
Annie's the only one
with access.
421
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,123
-Annie not here.
How much was in there?
422
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,833
-$10,000.
423
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,669
Jellybean comes from money.
424
00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:25,295
Tell Annie to call me.
425
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,674
-We have got to catch Annie
before she disappears forever.
426
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,343
I could never sleep at night
427
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:33,513
knowing she's out there
in the world somewhere,
428
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,348
looking sexier than me.
429
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:36,724
-Bank alert. [ Gasps ]
430
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,935
Someone use credit card
to buy plane ticket.
431
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:42,188
-Teratoma wants to return
to teratoma homeland,
432
00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:46,567
and from there empower
all teratoma to take over world!
433
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,694
-Are you serious?
-Ahh!
434
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,864
I don't know!
I very dramatic by nature!
435
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,617
-Baba fix.
We must try save her.
436
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:59,080
♪♪
437
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,083
-Airport, please.
438
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,211
Say, what's your sign, handsome?
-I not sure.
439
00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,921
-What about your
Social Security Number?
440
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,548
That can tell you
a lot about a person.
441
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,634
Hello? I asked you a question!
442
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,594
What's going on?
443
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:19,892
♪♪
444
00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:22,854
-[ Snarling ]
-Teratoma, teratoma.
445
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:26,941
Teratoma, teratoma.
-Let me go!
446
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:30,486
The power of hotness
compels me.
447
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,613
-Annie, honey,
you still in there?
448
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:33,990
I miss the old you.
449
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:36,576
You made me feel safe.
Come back to mama!
450
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:37,910
Come on.
Come on back to mama!
451
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:41,831
-I'm leaving town
just like you did!
452
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:46,210
-Annie, if you can hear me,
you are beautiful!
453
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,588
I mean, maybe not
capital-B Beautiful,but...
454
00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:51,174
something --
something inner beauty.
455
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:52,925
I never pay attention during
that part of the movie.
456
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:54,177
It's such horseshit.
457
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:59,932
Except now,
when it's totally real.
458
00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:01,184
-It time.
459
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:04,520
-Teratoma, teratoma.
460
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,023
[ Gems clinking ]
461
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:08,775
-Nooooo!
462
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,652
-Hold her still!
Hold her still!
463
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,446
-We trying!
464
00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:14,697
-[ Gasping ]
465
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:17,200
-Old world ways never wrong!
466
00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:20,578
-[ Roars ]
467
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,747
[ Hags shouting ]
468
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:26,125
-Teratoma stronger than
sanctimonious blade!
469
00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:27,668
Very bad sign!
470
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:29,087
-[ Growling ]
471
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:32,382
-Not to be dramatic,
but Annie lost forever
472
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:34,759
-Look, maybe it is true
that there's only room
473
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:36,386
for one hot person
in this family.
474
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,847
But there's only room for one
good person in this family,
475
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,808
and that's you, Annie.
476
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,519
-I'm everything you are
but 15 years younger
477
00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:45,812
with a pulse!
478
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,939
-It's my turn, old woman.
479
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:50,858
Death powers!
480
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,653
-[ Cackles ]
-Ha-ha!
481
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,321
Ahh!
482
00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:59,492
[ Thudding ]
483
00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:02,161
-Not so pretty now, huh?
484
00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:04,831
Try catching a dick
when you're double dead!
485
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:06,332
[ Cackles ]
486
00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:08,000
-I never thought Annie would be
the one to kill us.
487
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,544
Hold me, Jellybean!
488
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:10,753
Ow!
489
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,172
-[ Laughs ]
490
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,800
[ Screaming ]
491
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:19,637
♪♪
492
00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,305
-Oh, rat save girl.
493
00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:23,558
-Hags go home now.
494
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:26,686
♪♪
495
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:29,480
-Jellybean? Is she gone?
496
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,691
I never realized what
an ugly duckling I was.
497
00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,192
I mean, I knew
I wasn't a swan,
498
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,362
but I liked to pretend I was
a regular duck at least.
499
00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:38,239
-It's good to have you back,
Annie.
500
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,450
And there's something
I need you to know.
501
00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:42,452
I love your face.
502
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:43,911
-You do?
-Uh-huh.
503
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,788
And if you want to do
something about the bod,
504
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:49,375
we can go down to Mexico
when you turn 18.
505
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:54,047
-You beautiful in own way,
like misshapen clay sculpture
506
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,549
made by small child as gift.
507
00:20:56,674 --> 00:20:58,301
Embrace me.
508
00:20:58,426 --> 00:21:01,262
-I was ready to save the day,
but you have those teeth.
509
00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:03,181
Hard to compete
with those teeth.
510
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:05,391
Ow!
-Enough with hugs.
511
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:09,312
Annie, bring jar
and come down to morgue.
512
00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:14,150
It time to put your teratoma
with others.
513
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,569
-They're all so beautiful.
514
00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:20,948
-Peter, if you cannot control
yourself, go wait in corner.
515
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:24,035
That your great-great-grandbaba
teratoma.
516
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,204
Hers have a lot of eyes.
517
00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:30,124
And that great-grandbaba's.
Hers have a lot of noses.
518
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,753
And this one mine.
It have a lot of whiskers.
519
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,257
And yours go right here,
next to Trophy's.
520
00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:41,094
-[ Grunts ]
521
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,346
I can't really see yours, Mom.
522
00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:47,225
-No, it's in there. See?
523
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:49,310
-Oh, yeah.
524
00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:54,315
♪♪
525
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,652
-[ Cackles ]
526
00:21:57,777 --> 00:22:01,948
-♪ If I die tonight,
I'mma make it look pretty ♪
527
00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:04,784
♪ Yeah, I'm in your spot,
yeah, I'm in your city ♪
528
00:22:04,951 --> 00:22:07,829
♪ Acting real rude,
bad attitude ♪
529
00:22:07,954 --> 00:22:09,414
♪ Acting real goofy ♪
530
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:13,126
♪ But if I press you out,
I'mma make it look pretty ♪
531
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:17,463
♪ If I start a fight,
I'mma make it look pretty ♪
532
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,842
♪ Yeah, I'm your spot,
yeah, I'm in your city ♪
533
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,886
♪ Acting real rude,
bad attitude ♪
534
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,097
♪ Acting real goofy ♪
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