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-So, it's a bank?
-Yes.
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But deposit is your son spunk.
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Then bank give you money.
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-What?! They'll pay me
for my sweet Pete cream?
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How much?
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-Loads.
And we split profits, 80/20.
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[ Bonaparte's "May the Best
Sperm Wins" plays ]
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-♪ May the best sperm win ♪
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♪ May the best sperm win ♪
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♪ May the best sperm win ♪
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♪ May the best sperm win ♪
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-Why are we at a sperm bank,
Uncle Pete?
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-Well, Annie, some men
are meant to be fathers.
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But me?
I'm an uncle.
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So I gotta get rid of all
my useless sperm somehow!
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-But you said you wanted
to spend the day
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bonding with me over baseball!
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Oh!
Not bonding with yourself.
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Couldn't you do this
another time?
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-It was on the way, Annie.
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This is me being practical here.
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-I'll wait in the car.
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-You don't want to see
how the sausage is made?
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Huh?
-Um, you know, that would be
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outrageously inappropriate.
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-Oh.
Gotcha.
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See?
Not father material!
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I'll take pictures.
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[ Baby cries ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space ♪
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♪ I'm not as out of place ♪
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♪ And I'm coming home again ♪
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♪ It's been too long a time ♪
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♪ Gettin' back what's mine ♪
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♪ And I can't remember why
I went away ♪
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♪ But it's lookin'
now like maybe ♪
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♪ I can stay ♪
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Is that any good?
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♪♪
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-You really think all this is --
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[ Grunts ] --
necessary, Uncle Pete?
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-If you get injured,
what kind of uncle would I be?
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-Oh. Huh.
-See?
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-When you're right,
you're right!
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-Wow!
You guys are amazing.
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Are you a Major League team?
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-Naw, man, we're just kids.
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And we can't even afford shirts!
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-We've never gotten to play
a real game, though.
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-We'd need someone
to be our coach.
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-And no one's gonna
take a chance
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on shirtless kids like us.
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[ Sighs ]
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See you later, mister.
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-Those kids look like
they could really use an uncle.
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-Wait! Maybe you could be
their coach, Uncle Pete.
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-What?
-What'd she say?
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-Oh, boy!
-And I can join the team!
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That way, we can get in even
more uncle-niece bonding time.
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-Oh, I'd love to, Annie,
but if I remember correctly,
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you have to be a father
of one of the kids.
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-No, Mister,
that's the old rule.
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Now it can be anyone.
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Even pedophiles!
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-Oh!
Well, if that's the case...
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call me Coach Pete.
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You boys ready to win?!
-Let's go!
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-Now we're talking baseball!
-Yay!
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-Whoa!
-Here, slugger -- catch!
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-Ugh!
-Whoa!
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-[ Spits ]
-[ Grunts ]
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-Welcome, grieving singles!
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As funeral home owner,
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Baba know it not easy
being widow, widower,
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or poly-widow-ous.
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So tonight is chance
for Tender Endings
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clients to find new relationship
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with other heartbroken
individuals.
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Who knows?
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Maybe you die first
this time around!
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-That would be nice.
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-Okay, grievers,
start the mingle!
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[ Rolls tongue ]
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-And then I found out
my blood pressure is high
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because of genetics and diet.
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-Just like my Marjorie.
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-I agreed to play butler
at this dinosaur museum
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because you said
there were rich dudes.
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But you know I'm a gold-digger
not an old-digger!
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-You catch well-to-do man here.
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Just -- just try not act like
desperate half-dead woman.
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-Half-dead?
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Does that mean you'll be...
dying soon?
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I'm Reginald Val Johnstone.
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And you are absolutely gorgeous.
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Mwah.
[ Chuckles ]
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Enchanté.
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I couldn't help but notice
you from across the room.
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Your beauty is casket-worthy.
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Where you been hiding her,
Baba?
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-Oh, this my submissive
daughter Trophy,
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who love to cook and keep house.
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She single and ready to marry
for all the right reasons.
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-You're a widower?
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-Sadly, yes.
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All the money in the world --
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and I have a lot of it --
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[ Laughs ] --
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couldn't save me from the
heartache of losing a loved one.
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-Really?!
[ Tray, glasses crashing ]
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So tell me more
about this money,
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whatever that is.
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What do you like to do with it?
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-My vice is spoiling
the woman I love.
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Trophy, I need to know
everything about you.
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How about we get to know
each other better over dinner?
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Have you been to O'Shaunesseys?
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-Fort Gator's most expensive
Irish pub?
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The waitlist is
in the thousands!
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-Not if you're the owner.
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[ Chuckles ]
Ooh!
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[ Glasses clink ]
-Oh!
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♪♪
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-You'll never believe
what happened!
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So Uncle Pete and I found
a stray baseball team,
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and I'm gonna join it and play!
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-And I'm gonna be their coach!
-What?!
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Absolutely not!
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Being uncle to
non-athletic niece
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should be enough recreation
for you.
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Remember why you had to quit
tee-ball as child, Peter?
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-'Cause I was too good.
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-Uh, yes...that.
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And being on baseball team
make you forget all about Baba!
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-Well, you could come
to our games.
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-Baba single mother
with funeral home to run.
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Have no time for nine innings.
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Maybe two.
Family first.
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-But family's why we want
to baseball!
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Uncle Pete and I need more
wholesome activities
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to do together
besides trips
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to the crematorium
and the sperm bank.
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Please, Baba, please!
-Please, please! Please!
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-Fine!
But, Peter, do not get
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overstimulated by competition
and neglect niece.
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Now, out of kitchen.
-Yes!
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-When Baba do dishes,
Baba need complete silence.
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[ Water running ]
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♪♪
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-So I told her, "Why would
I make a reservation...
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when I can just buy the resort?"
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[ Both laugh ]
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Should we head back
to my place?
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I have a fully stocked bar
and a barometric chamber,
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if you're into that.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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-Exactly how many dead wives
do you have?
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-The heart wants what it wants.
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And mine wants
to fall madly in love
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with terminally ill women,
marry them,
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then repeat the cycle
when they die.
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Think about it.
I'm lonely, rich, horny,
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and simply dreadful
in long-term relationships.
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And you're terminally ill.
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-Terminally ill?
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-How long do you have left?
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Weeks?
Days?
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Are those cockroaches
on your thigh?
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I've never been with a woman
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who is literally decaying
before my eyes.
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Oh, Trophy.
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Think of me as your personal
Make-A-Wish Foundation
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that runs on sexual favors.
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-That's what I've been doing!
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♪♪
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-Surprise!
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Real baseball jerseys!
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Okay. We got Jorden, and...
-Oh, boy!
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-...Jorden?
Oh, no.
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They messed up and printed
the same name on all of them!
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-It's not a mistake.
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We all have the same last name!
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We're brothers.
-Wow.
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I'd love to meet your parents
someday, boys.
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They must have had so much sex.
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-We've got different dads.
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But they died.
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And our mom...
is in prison.
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For murder.
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-Aah!
[ Whimpers ]
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-She's not a bad person.
She just...
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kills to get out of things
she doesn't want to do.
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-Like our parent-teacher
conferences.
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-And dentist appointments.
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-And her marriages.
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-Really?
Tell ya what.
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Let's call this first play
"Gettin' Away With Murder,"
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in honor of your mom.
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Whenever you're on a base,
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just run to the next base
without getting caught!
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-Uh, isn't that just stealing?
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-Haha, yep!
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-Since I can't catch,
thanks for letting me pitch.
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You're the best, Uncle Pete!
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♪♪
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-Finally, you home!
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Annie and Pete
are all baseballers now.
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Baba need help with the dead.
How was date?
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-I mean, Reginald is rich and
handsome and rich and all,
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but what's the deal
with the sickly wives?
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He have Dickhausen by Pricksy
or something?
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-He loving husband.
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Pay for six platinum packages.
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How you think I afford
finishing school for Goat?
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[ Goat bleats ]
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-I just hope he doesn't try
to kill me or anything.
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-Trophy, you are undead corpse
who cannot die!
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Don't make attempted-murder
mountain
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out of attempted-murder
molehill.
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Now earn keep and help
Baba shave corpses.
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-Sorry, Baba.
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Reginald's limo is
waiting for me out front.
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Don't wait up!
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-Baba don't know
what she hate more.
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Sex or baseball.
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♪♪
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-Y'all ready to go ham
on these turkeys?
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-Yeah!
-Whoo!
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-Let's go, Cadavers!
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[ Bat strikes ball ]
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[ Ding! ]
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-Ugh!
-Oh, man...
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-Coach Pete,
why did you have to let
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Annie pitch every inning?
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-Because I thought being
a good uncle
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was more important
than being a good coach.
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But now I'm beginning
to rethink that!
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-The other team just looked
so much happier
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when I threw
the ball nice and slow.
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I think we really made
some new friends today.
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Who's with me, Cadavers?!
[ Players sigh ]
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-Well, you know, Annie,
they say there's no "I" in team.
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But come to think of it,
there's no "Annie," either.
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Buck up, boys!
We'll get 'em next time.
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-That's okay, Coach Pete,
you don't have to pretend
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that you're gonna
keep coaching us.
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-What?
Why would you say that, my man?
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-Because we lost.
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And when you're bad,
people leave you.
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-Look, I think we'll play better
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00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:44,210
if we shift up
some of the positions.
254
00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:46,129
Now...hmm, hmm.
255
00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:48,840
Okay. Annie, instead of playing
in the next game,
256
00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:50,425
you will not play
in the next game.
257
00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:51,759
Everyone else, no notes!
258
00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,219
-Annie's off the team!
-Whoo-hoo!
259
00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:55,930
-Now let's shake this off
by getting some ice cream.
260
00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,849
-Yeah!
-What's ice cream?
261
00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:00,059
-Only if it's vegan
and cruelty-free, right?
262
00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,395
Right, guys?
-Ah, geez, sorry, Annie.
263
00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:05,273
The ice cream is kind of my way
of making it up to the team
264
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,442
for ever letting you play
in the first place.
265
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,986
Wouldja mind hanging back and
cleaning up all the equipment?
266
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:12,071
I think the bus will let you on
with all that stuff.
267
00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,741
-What?
Remember what Baba said!
268
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,744
Baseball bad,
uncle-niece bonding good.
269
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,538
Is winning that important?
-Yes.
270
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,124
We can get back to bonding
in the off-season.
271
00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:25,710
Hey!
Wait up for Uncle Coach!
272
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,755
-I wish they made uncles
cruelty-free.
273
00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,341
♪♪
274
00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:33,760
-And over here
is the sitting room,
275
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,929
and over there is
the standing room.
276
00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:38,347
-And where's the kneeling room?
277
00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:41,225
-If you need to lie down,
this is the bedroom.
278
00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:42,477
[ Women vocalizing ]
279
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:43,770
[ Off-key note hits ]
280
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,022
-Are you sure
you didn't murder them?
281
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,482
-Oh, of course not.
282
00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:49,525
I even have a little rhyme
that helps me remember --
283
00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:54,989
cancer, heart failure, diabetes,
Cancer, MS, "meningeetees."
284
00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,991
By the way, what do you have?
285
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,160
-Oh, um...rabies.
286
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,536
Ahh!
287
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,039
Gosh, I guess
I'm a little l-lightheaded.
288
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:05,666
Maybe the virus has finally
reached my brain...
289
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:09,712
or maybe it's being by your side
that's making me weak.
290
00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,881
[ Both moaning passionately ]
291
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,592
-Annie, back so soon?
292
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,345
Peter said he take team
for Fro-Yo.
293
00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:19,555
-I wasn't invited.
Apparently I can't "catch"
294
00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:22,517
or "throw" or "hit" or "run."
295
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:26,020
-But whole point of ball team
was uncle-niece bond!
296
00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:27,438
-Well, not anymore, I guess!
297
00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:28,731
-Baba cheer you up.
298
00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:31,526
There turnip sorbet
in corpse freezer.
299
00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,277
-The only thing that would
make me feel better
300
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,113
is teaching Pete
a revenge-driven lesson...
301
00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:37,365
by -- [ Gasps ] --
by coaching a baseball team
302
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,699
of our own to victory
303
00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,284
against Pete's team
at the championship!
304
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:45,790
-Mm! It time to beat Peter
at his own disgusting game.
305
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,042
We go to sperm bank.
-God, no!
306
00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:49,585
I've already seen the pictures.
307
00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,087
-Fort Gator Sperm Bank.
308
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,714
This Peter Fantasy mother.
309
00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:56,050
Baba wondering if you know
any fatherless children
310
00:11:56,092 --> 00:12:00,763
in need of structure, mentoring
and base-balling.
311
00:12:00,847 --> 00:12:02,056
You do?
312
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,057
Baba hold.
313
00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:05,393
♪♪
314
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,478
-This ice cream is real good.
315
00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,230
Maybe we should
lose more often!
316
00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:10,440
[ Laughter ]
317
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,150
-Wait! No!
Losing is BAD!
318
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,444
Did I send the wrong message
with the ice cream?
319
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,112
I'm still getting used to this!
320
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,405
-Naw, Coach Pete.
321
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:19,574
How 'd you get to be
such a good coach?
322
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:20,908
-I dunno.
Maybe it's because I played
323
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,952
a little ball myself
back in the day...
324
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,036
mostly Tee-Ball.
325
00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:26,038
I bet I could've gone pro
if I had a dad
326
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,373
to practice with.
327
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,667
-Being a coach is kinda like
being a dad.
328
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,627
-Yeah, I guess there are
a lot of similarities--
329
00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,047
-Yo, imagine if Pete
married our mom!
330
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,298
-We would all live together
331
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:37,216
and run plays
over breakfast and stuff!
332
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,385
-Coach Dad!
Coach Dad!
333
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,262
Coach Dad!
Coach Dad!
334
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,638
-All right, settle down.
335
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,265
As much as I'd love that...
336
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,475
Your mother's in prison.
337
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,935
And I'd say I'm more
dad-adjacent.
338
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,771
-What does that mean?
Well, responsibility
339
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:52,273
isn't really
an uncle's strong suit.
340
00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,608
They don't call me
"Low-Stakes Pete"
341
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,568
just because
I eat meat off the floor.
342
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,403
-I think you're mad responsible.
343
00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,530
-Maybe, Knuckles,
but here's the thing --
344
00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:02,116
uncles are way better than dads.
345
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:04,952
And, guys, I'm not
just any ol' uncle.
346
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:08,456
I'm the uncle-hyphenate-coach
that's gonna take you
347
00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,291
all the way
to the championships!
348
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,209
You got that?!
349
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:12,543
-Yay!
-Let's go!
350
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:15,213
[ "Charge" plays ]
351
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:18,341
-And there it is, the Cadavers
have completely bodied
352
00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,551
the Whear and Associates
Split Custodies.
353
00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:23,304
Looks like this team'll be
saving those tears
354
00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:25,306
for every other weekend.
355
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,642
And that ball is gone!
356
00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:30,144
The Cadavers are headed
to the championships!
357
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:31,562
And what's that?
358
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,523
There's another upstart team
no one believed in
359
00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:36,901
that's tearing their way
up the standings, too!
360
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,737
The underdog Sperm Bank
Sweet Creamers
361
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,364
have managed to win
every game
362
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:43,199
thanks to some
out-of-the-box coaching
363
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,576
as well as blatant cheating.
364
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,496
These plucky teams
simply cannot be stopped!
365
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,248
Oh! You know what else
can't be stopped
366
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:54,127
is the growing sexual tension
between Trophy Fantasy
367
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,004
and Reginald Val Johnstone.
368
00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,172
And here we go.
369
00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,007
It's the wind up, and the pitch!
370
00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:03,052
Oh! It's a 24-carat
diamond necklace!
371
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:04,387
Right down the middle!
372
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,722
Boy, oh, boy.
373
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,515
What's gonna happen
when these two teams
374
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,766
and this lovesick couple
375
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,269
come head-to-head
at the championship game?
376
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:16,065
-My family has kept me from
being a winner my whole life.
377
00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:20,153
But now, we've become
a family of winners!
378
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,613
You're like the nephews
I wish I had,
379
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:25,366
with the muscles
that I've always wanted.
380
00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:28,119
Now Baseball.
Baseball.
381
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,203
Baseball!
382
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,290
Hands in!
-Cadavers!
383
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,708
-Life about two things, boys.
384
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,545
Family loyalty and revenge!
385
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,173
Your sperm donor abandon you.
386
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:44,969
So let Sperm Annie be fire
you need under ass, okay?
387
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:48,806
Also, Baba will give each player
peck on cheek if win.
388
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,224
-Should we do
a "hands in" thing?
389
00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,185
Uncle Pete used to do that
before every game.
390
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,520
-No, no. I not know when
they last wash hands.
391
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,230
Baseball teams very dirty.
392
00:14:56,314 --> 00:15:00,651
-It's two all-star teams with
creepy names and big dreams.
393
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,403
-Why does that team
look so familiar?
394
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:03,905
Have we played them before?
395
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,699
-Nah. But they don't look so
tough, right, Coach Pete?
396
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,743
-They look so cool.
397
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,536
-Hello, Peter.
-Baba?!
398
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:11,871
-Hello, Uncle Pete.
399
00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:14,457
-Annie, too?!
How could you?
400
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,917
-Since you abandoned me first.
401
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,585
Think of it as a triple fudge
402
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,253
double crossing
with sprinkles on top.
403
00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,797
My new favorite flavor.
404
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,132
-Annie, I didn't
leave you behind.
405
00:15:23,216 --> 00:15:25,218
I threw you under the bus.
406
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,969
There's a difference!
407
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:30,139
-Best revenge is beat you
and your team
408
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,641
of fake baseball children
409
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:36,354
with team of your
real balls-ball children.
410
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,689
-You mean the Creamers are my --
411
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,483
-All right, coaches,
shake hands.
412
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:45,029
-Maybe next time you want
to shirk uncle and son duties,
413
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,280
think twice.
414
00:15:46,322 --> 00:15:50,952
Today, your sad-sack ejac
strikes back, Flapjack.
415
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,121
-And now to throw out
the first pitch.
416
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:56,416
Take your shirt off
for Florida's governor --
417
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,251
Lil' Flor-Ida!
418
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,754
-I'm happy to announce that
I will be fulfilling
419
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:05,591
the wish of today's
winning team!
420
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:09,011
For the Tender Endings
Cadavers, we have...
421
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:13,182
your mama, here all the way
from Fort Gator
422
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:16,978
Penitentiary's Death Row!
423
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,856
-Mama!
-She got a new muzzle!
424
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:23,776
-If the Cadavers win, she'll be
released for the evening
425
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:26,070
to marry the coach
of the Cadavers
426
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:29,574
so he can become
their new daddy!
427
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,033
-Aww!
-Don't look so worried,
428
00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:33,494
Coach Pete!
I mean, Daddy Pete!
429
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:34,954
We're gonna win!
430
00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:38,166
-For the Fort Gator
Sperm Bank Sweet Creamers,
431
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:43,838
they pleadingly request to meet
their sperm-donor fathers.
432
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,089
-Aww, ain't that nice?
433
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:46,591
-Aww!
434
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,468
-I, uh, certainly hope
they find him...
435
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:52,305
I mean, them!
It can't just be one guy, okay?
436
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,474
Okay?!
-You get a daddy!
437
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,558
You get a daddy!
438
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,642
I want a daddy!
439
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,311
Play ball!
440
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,854
[ Cheers and applause ]
441
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:03,441
-I've never dated anyone
who owns a ballpark.
442
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,276
-Well, I know the time
is of the essence with us,
443
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,651
my dearest dying Trophy.
444
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:08,071
So I didn't just bring
you here for baseball...
445
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,362
-Ooh, yeah.
446
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,282
Hi!
447
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,699
-I think there's a little
surprise for you
448
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:15,828
in the stands...
over there!
449
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,247
-Oh, Reginald!
450
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,666
That thing is huge!
451
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,958
-Yes.
Huge.
452
00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:23,544
Like my love for you.
453
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,129
Till death do us part.
454
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:26,381
-Gah!
455
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:30,134
Oh, Reginald, I think
I actually do love you.
456
00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:30,968
[ Laughs ]
457
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,095
-Yeah!
-Congratulations!
458
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:34,680
-Ugh!
Tacky way to propose.
459
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:37,392
Do it at Disney like a man!
460
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:38,935
-And it's all tied up!
461
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:42,063
Looks like Coach Pete is calling
for another time-out...
462
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:45,608
Could this be some sort of
strategy to prolong the game?
463
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,735
-What gives,
Uncle Coach Daddy Pete?
464
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,487
-Huddle up!
Take a knee, fellas.
465
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,406
I'll be honest.
I was a little worried about
466
00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:52,573
the outcome of the game.
467
00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,784
-'Cause you think
we might lose?
468
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,411
-No, because you're probably
going to win,
469
00:17:56,494 --> 00:17:59,580
which means your mom will be
free to marry then murder me.
470
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:02,458
But at the end of the day,
it's winning I care about.
471
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,460
So I've decided.
When we win,
472
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:07,255
I'll marry your mom
and become your legal dad!
473
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:10,591
-Do you really mean it,
Coach Daddy?
474
00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:11,968
-I do.
-[ Laughs ]
475
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,928
-This game made me ask myself...
476
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,596
if I were gonna be a dad...
477
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,432
who would I want to be a dad to?
478
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:21,269
A bunch of mini-me sperm store,
DNA Kleenex jockeys?
479
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,980
Or a team of incredibly
muscular kids
480
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:27,024
who look great with
or without their shirts on?
481
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,110
I love your hustle,
I love your drive.
482
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,987
I love that when I look
in your eyes,
483
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,740
I don't see a mirror
of existential self-reflection.
484
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,324
-Yeah!
-Us too, Mr. Daddy!
485
00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:38,244
-Can we just play?
-Cadavers on 3!
486
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:39,787
1, 2, 3!
487
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,456
-Cadavers!
488
00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:43,416
-[ Slurps ]
489
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,043
Now that we're engaged,
490
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,045
I think there's something
I need to tell you.
491
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:49,088
-Go ahead,
my perishing bride-to-be.
492
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,215
Nothing you say could make me
love you less.
493
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,009
-Reginald, I don't have rabies.
494
00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,010
I've been faking it.
495
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:55,470
But only because I love you,
496
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:59,766
and I find your money
absolutely fascinating.
497
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,184
-You're not dying?!
498
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:04,103
-I actually can't die.
Because I'm undead.
499
00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:05,980
But not like a vampire.
500
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:09,150
More like Styrofoam in the way
it can't decompose!
501
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,277
-I never realized it
until this very moment...
502
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,154
but it's not the death
I fetishize.
503
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,948
It's the taking care of you
until you die that I love.
504
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,784
You're the perfect woman,
Trophy.
505
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,744
Deathly but not dead.
506
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:22,789
[ Both moaning passionately ]
507
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,500
Also, no biggie,
but I have a daughter.
508
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,293
-Oooooh!
Is she dying?
509
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:28,419
-No.
-Oh.
510
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,004
Well, that truly does
change everything.
511
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,631
I'm sorry,
but the wedding's off.
512
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,884
I'm just not the father type.
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
513
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,344
-No!
-Goodbye, my love.
514
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:38,012
-Goodbye!
515
00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:40,014
-Hi!
Name's Clive.
516
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:41,682
Did I hear wedding's off?
517
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,893
My kink is jilted brides.
518
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:46,187
Wanna rebound right into my...
519
00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:48,815
-Bottom of the 9th,
and it's anyone's game.
520
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,358
-[ Grunts ]
-It's going...
521
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,193
it's going...
and it's gone!
522
00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:56,322
-Yes! All right!
-The Cadavers have won the game!
523
00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,367
And here comes their proud mama,
now a free woman,
524
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:01,994
whatever that means
in the state of Florida.
525
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:04,080
-Oh, wow.
Here comes the bride!
526
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,666
I'm ready to marry you
and be the coach/father
527
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,167
your kids n--
-Aah!
528
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:11,546
You made me sit
all the way through
529
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:14,549
that boring baseball game!
530
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,884
-[ Choking ]
531
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:18,845
-Get your hands off me!
532
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,305
-Back to death row
with you, mama.
533
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:22,348
-Excuse me.
534
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,891
Did I just overhear
that you're on...
535
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:25,643
death row?
536
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,228
Reginald Val Johnstone.
537
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,062
Mwah!
538
00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,189
Enchanté.
-Well, hello.
539
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:33,401
[ Both moaning passionately ]
540
00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:36,571
-Glad Trophy rebounded okay.
[ Chuckles ]
541
00:20:36,654 --> 00:20:38,364
Did your team leave already?
542
00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,783
-It was revenge team.
Baba no care.
543
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,119
Baba say goodbye, no problem.
544
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,746
Plus, they have early bedtimes.
545
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:48,082
-Annie, I'm sorry I chose being
a coach and sweet victory
546
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,500
over bonding time with you.
547
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,794
-I'd expect that kind of move
from a father
548
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:53,546
but not an uncle.
-You're right.
549
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:56,132
I really swallowed the ball
on this one.
550
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,884
-It's okay, Uncle Pete.
551
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,636
Being disappointed
comes easily to me.
552
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,138
Revenge, not so much.
553
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,432
-If only you could run.
Or catch!
554
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:07,018
I mean, look how happy
those kids are!
555
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:09,353
Those kids were always
jacked on the outside.
556
00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:12,648
But now their self-esteem
is just as swole.
557
00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:13,983
I really made a difference.
558
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:15,318
-I'd like to go home now.
559
00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,904
-Let me just go say
goodbye to the team.
560
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,572
-Great game, coach.
561
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:23,034
I'm a baseball scout, and I'd
like to offer your entire team
562
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,328
a full scholarship
to baseball school.
563
00:21:25,411 --> 00:21:26,621
-Wow!
-I can't believe it!
564
00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:27,997
-What's a scholarship?
565
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:30,124
-That's very kind of you.
-Once they graduate,
566
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,252
it's a direct pipeline
to play in the MLL.
567
00:21:33,294 --> 00:21:35,546
-The Major Little Leagues!
-The Major Little Leagues!
568
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,465
-You're goddamn right, boys!
569
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:40,385
-This is an even better outcome
than me marrying your mom.
570
00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:44,639
Baseball scholarships come with
way more benefits than dads do.
571
00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:46,974
-We'll miss you, Coach Pete!
572
00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:49,852
-Aww!
[ Children sigh ]
573
00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:51,604
-Don't forget about us!
574
00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:55,149
-Give em' hell, Lil' Momo!
575
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:57,318
Welp, I'm going back
to being a mortician,
576
00:21:57,402 --> 00:22:01,322
but I hope I'm always remembered
for playing with the Cadavers.
577
00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:04,992
-♪ May the best sperm win ♪
578
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,870
♪ May the best sperm win ♪
579
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:10,832
♪ May the best sperm win ♪
580
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:13,835
♪ May the best sperm win ♪
581
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:17,839
♪♪
582
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,049
[ Ominous music plays ]
583
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:23,010
-We'll get him next time, right?
584
00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:24,220
-Right?
-Right?
585
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,097
-Right?
-Right?
586
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,391
-Right?
-Right?
587
00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:29,517
-Right?
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