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M-M-Minako was...!

She was walking with a handsome guy, right?

How did you...??

But he sure is handsome. He rides a motorcycle...

...and looks a little on the bad side...

Yeah, yeah... he's a serious - Iooking, nice young man...

Wait! They don't sound alike at all!!

Can it be - is she two-timing!?

Minako... that's not a good thing!!

I'm sorry that I'm not honest. Gomen ne sunao ja nakute

I can say that in my dreams. Yume no naka nara ieru

My thoughts are about to short-circuit. Shikou kairo wa SHORT sunzen

I want to see you right now. Ima sugu aitai yo

It makes me want to cry, this moonlight. Nakitaku naru you na MOONLIGHT

And I can't make a call at midnight. Denwa mo dekinai MI DNIGHT

Because I'm naive, what should I do? Datte junjou doushiyou

My heart is a kaleidoscope. HEART wa mangekyou

Guided by the light of the moon... Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

...we meet each other again and again. Nando mo meguri au

By counting the constellations' blinking... Seiza no matataki kazoe

...we forecast the outcome of this love. Uranau koi no yukue

We were born in the same country. Onaji kuni ni umaretano

MI RACLE ROMANCE

I believe in it. Shinjite iruno

MI RACLE ROMANCE

ALL ITEMS DRASTICALLY REDUCED SUMMER BARGAI N SALE

Mamo-chan, hurry!

HEY!!

Come on, don't hurry me along so much.

NO, YOU CAN'T!

Mamo-chan came here to watch a movie with ME!

You know, he has no time... ...to be hanging out with YOU!

No way! Mamo-chan came here to go shopping...

...with ME!

You know...

Mamo-chan is going to the movies with me!

Shopping!!

When I say a movie, I mean a movie!!

When I say shopping, I mean shopping!!

When I say a movie, I mean a movie!!

When I say shopping, I mean shopping!!

Huh?

Minako?

Handsome...!

Geez, Minako...

I have to inform the others of this!

Minako has a boyfriend!?

That's right!

I see...

I was hoping I wouldn't fall behind her of all people...

It's healthier to have a boyfriend than none...

We already know that we're not healthy!

That's not exactly what she meant...

Y-Yeah...

What's wrong, Artemis?

By the way, what kind of person was Minako's boyfriend that you saw?

Let's see... he was tall, and seemed kind, and...

Was his hair long, and didn't he look a little on the bad side?

That's not quite it... He seemed serious...

Ouch, ouch! Don't push, guys!

It's not the boyfriend we saw the other day!

And... he's handsome, too...

Just as I thought...

What do you mean, Artemis!?

Well, um... Actually...

Hi, guys! Sorry to keep you waiting!

Minako... who was that...

Oh, Mr. Torajima?

He's a roadie aspiring to become a rock musician!

He flirted with me at a club.

It's a crime to be so beautiful...

Then, who were you walking with the other day??

Oh, no, you saw me!? That was Mr. Takano, who goes to art college!

"You bring out my desire for creation."

He asked me to be a model for his art next time he's drawing!

Maybe it's a nude model!

It's such a crime to be so beautiful...

- D-Does that mean you're... - Tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw-tw...

Isn't that two-timing?

Mr. Takano is kind and looks out for me.

But, Mr. Torajima is handsome, and I'm head over heels...

She's not listening to what the others are saying...

Spring has finally come for me!

Miss Usagi! What does "two-timing" mean?

Two-timing means...

Usagi!!

Don't teach those kind of things to children.

Spring at age 15!!

My, my, if it isn't Tigers-Eye.

How are you faring?

Rather well... She puts up a strong defensive front...

But I think I can make her mine tomorrow.

How about you?

I'm sure I could have made her mine today...

But I'm one to keep the fun for later.

Stop making lame excuses, you birdhead!

What was that, you tiger-pants with no taste!

- Who do you think you are!? - What?!

Stop it...

Both of you...

You shouldn't fight over me...

It's not good to fight over me...

Oh, hush! We're not fighting over you!!

In any case...!! I'll prove it to you!

That I am a warrior several orders of magnitude better than you!!

And who keeps getting interrupted by the Sailor Soldiers?

Oh, you mentioned something interesting...

The same goes for you, too.

All right? The one who loses this battle leaves this place!

I suggest you gather your belongings right now.

Geez! Stop it!!

Stay quiet!!

This is a fight between a man and a man!

Who can charm his target faster!!

The one assigned by Master Zirconia... This girl!!

Oh, this is the cause of your fight?

Sheesh, both of you!

Such bad taste...

Did you say something??

You know, I've said it many times!!

We don't know anything about the identity of the enemy, or about Pegasus!

I mean, I'm not saying that love is off-limits, but you can at least...

I think I'll wear this outfit after all!

Yeah! I'll wear this for my date tomorrow!!

How is it, Artemis?

I don't care anymore...

Artemis...

I know... don't worry about me.

Mina...

I, Minako Aino - also known as the goddess of love!

I will make sure to get a firm grasp on this happiness!!

She doesn't get it at all...

Adults are strange...

What's wrong?

Hey, Pegasus... Is there such a thing...

...as liking two different people at the same time...?

You can't believe it?

I mean, if you're tied to your partner with the red string of fate...

...you only fall in love with that person, right?

Or, maybe there is more than one red string...?

I'm sure that in order to find that one red string...

... you need lots of different types of experience.

Experience, huh...?

Adults sure have it hard...

I'm fifteen minutes late to meet him.

Dates are better off if you're a little bit late... so I should be all right.

He's here, he's here...

Mr. Taka... -

Oh, no!!

Drats... I promised Mr. Torajima that I would see him today as well, didn't I...

I'm in trouble!

Oh, boy...

That's why I've been trying to tell you...

Artemis...

Chibiusa!

So you're worried after all?

I'm not worried. It's just that...

Oh, my... Why can't he just admit it...?

Luna!!

I see, that means...

Yo!

But guys... why...?

They said that if I came here...

...I would be able to see something strange called two-timing...

I see...

T-That's not it! We're all worried, too!

Yup, yup, yup, yup...

- But what is she going to do now? - P-Please Let me go! I would like to see as well!

Calm down... calm down...

Mr. Takano and Mr. Torajima...

Two handsome men are waiting for me!!

You don't get a chance like this so often!!

That's right! No matter what the reason is...

...I must not break my promise to go on dates with them!

Come on...

She finally sold off her soul to the devil.

Mr. Torajima!

- I'm sorry! - You're late, Minako!

Oh, it's hot... I'm thirsty now that I ran over.

Then, you want to go out for some tea?

But it's such nice weather out today, I want to drink something under the sky...

Can't I?

Oh, all right... I'll go buy you something!

Thanks!

Thank you so much!

I feel bad for Hawks-Eye, but I'm going to finish this off.

- Mr. Takano! - Minako.

I'm sorry I'm late. I do apologize...

Well, if you don't have anything planned now, how about a movie?

Minako!?

Why are you running to go see a movie?

If we don't hurry, it's going to start!

GAZRA

What is the objective of the hero? Is this violence love.!?

Oh, I can't see anything... I'm not that good with dark places...

- Let's sit down. - Yeah...

Men love, and women toy around.

The wrath of men explode.!

This summer... coming to this theater.! To be released soon.!

This does it... To hold hands in the dark...

- the most basic of tactics while on a date at the movies.

This battle is mine.

- Mr. Torajima! - Where did you go?

I'm sorry, I had to use the restroom...

- Here, have some juice! - Thanks.

It seems that "two-timing" uses lots of stamina.

I wonder how long she'll keep up with that??

I'm sure she will make a slip soon.

But you know, Mina at times like this sure is powerful...

Yeah, yeah...

I won't allow this!

I won't.!!

The movie is nearing the climax, so I guess I'll make my move now...

Minako...

THE END

What's wrong...?

I'm sorry, I have to call home right now. Can you wait here a bit?

How disgusting... Where is Minako...?

Mr. Takano...

Minako... where were you?

You're kidding... I was with you the entire time!

Really?

Oh, yeah, can I go to the restroom right now?

- Sure. - Then, I'll be back in a minute.

I can't handle both...

Isn't that enough?

Guys...

It's not good to go out with people if you're going to tell them lies...

It's better if you told them the truth.

All right... I'll be honest with them...

Minako!

They do say, after all, that...

..." Those who chase two rabbits will find six-and-one prefectures"!!

Minako, that's not right at all...

I'm all right! I'm slightly different than usual today!

I'll be on my way now!

What is different about her?

Why are you here!?

No, what are YOU doing here?

It's not a good thing to claim someone else's woman...

What are you gonna do about it!?

Stop it!

- Minako... - Minako...

It's all my fault. Stop fighting over me!

This is perfect... Decide now, Minako!

Which one of us will you choose!?

It's me... right, Minako?

It has to be me, Minako!

- It's me!! - It's me!!

- Which of us will it be!? - Which of us!?

Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!!

Come on, come on!!

HEY! I don't want to lie to my own feelings!

So!?

So...

I like BOTH of you!

That's enough!

I can't forgive you, a mere human, for two-timing between us!!

- What?! - Stupid girl...

If the target is so wishy-washy, there is no way to really settle the score.

Impossible... Both of you...

...were fooling me!!

We don't want to hear that from YOU!!

Enough of pretending to be in a relationship!

Your dream... We'll take a look at it!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Then, I will now...

Hey, wait a minute! Don't get in my way!

What!? I get to go first!!

Stop it...

No! YOU get out of MYway!

Minako...

So this is the strange occurrence of"two-timing"...?

That's not it...

I get to go first!

No...

My dream is going to crumble away...

- It's a beautiful... - -dream, but...

She's just too amazing!

Pegasus isn't in here, either. We should get rid of her.

Hold it right there! You evil villains...

...that used a maiders heart in love as a tool for betting!

For love and justice, the Sailor Team...!

In the name of the moon... We'll punish you!!

So you are here, you pumpkins!!

Come here, my Remless - the acrobatic shocking seesaw, Gittanko...

...and Bakkonko!

Now, get rid of all of them.

Roger!

Hey! That's dangerous!

Seesaws aren't for throwing around!

My Remless is doing rather well.

What are you talking about!?

It's MY Remless!

- No, MI NE! - It's MI NE!

- MI NE!! - MI NE!

Mina...

Mina, Mina...

- Artemis... - Are you all right?

In any case...

I'll deal with you after we take care of the pumpkins!!

That's fine with me!!

Those guys... how dare they crush down on my innocence...!!

I cannot forgive them... EVER!!

Scary...!!

- Transform! - Yeah!

VENUS STAR POWER, MAKE UP!

Now, finish them off!

Hold it right there!!

There is one more Sailor Soldier!!

Venus!

Come out all at once! AT THE SAME TI ME!

In any case... I can't forgive you guys!!

What's this, she's all worked up...!!

Sailor Venus, goddess of love and beauty.

I will have you receive...

...a random shower of the Crescent Beam of anger!!

What is up with this!?

Now!!

Please, Pegasus! Protect everyone's dreams!

TWI NKLE YELL!

MOON GORGEOUS MEDITATION!!

STAGE OUT!!

- Damn you...! - Just you watch...!!

Guys...

SHEESH! I was THIS close!

How about we call this one a draw?

I agree.

Oh, I thought both of you were leaving if it was a draw?

Fish-Eye!?

I'm kidding! It was just a joke!

Minako, hurry up! Everyone is waiting!

Yeah...

Artemis...?

I'm sorry... that I let myself be flung around by those guys...

I feel like a fool...

It was more like you were flinging them around a bit...

But you know, real love...

...is probably something that comes around after all sorts of experiences...

...don't you think?

Perhaps so... Let's go.

I'm sure it is... all these encounters...

...lead up to that one person that I will someday find... right?

Lalala... never give up, I'll do my best LALALA... NEVER GIVE UP ganbaruwa

I'm putting everything into this match kono shoubu ni kaketeruno

My heart races from happy anticipation ukiuki tokimekuno

In an age of adolescence, shishunki AGE

overwriting a profile of love is okay! Kakikae OK koisuru PROFI LE

Listen - I fell in love with kiite houkago no

the trickster after school at first sight TRICKSTER hitomebore nanoyo

Somewhat like my last boyfriend, mae no kare to niteru

do you think I'll be hurt again? Kurukuru mawaru

Spinning all around... mata kizutsukukana

What should I do...? But I already decided: Doushiyou, demo kimeteruno

I want to make him wait on purpose wazato jirashitai

Letting the sailor suit wave in the wind, SAI LOR fuku nabikasete

let's live "our way" "rashiku" ikimasho

Lalala... never give up, I'll do my best LALALA... NEVER GIVE UP ganbaruwa

This time it's surely my turn kondokoso watashi no ban

My heart races aggressively in anticipation dokidoki tokimekuno

In an age of adolescence, shishunki AGE

overwriting a profile of love is okay! Kakikae OK koisuru PROFI LE

Hey, do you know that big house on the fourth block?