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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:09,096 [piano playing melody] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:27,200 [melody ending] 5 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:31,291 - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that-- 6 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,032 Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,860 like when we get on stage, or are we just gonna go right into it? 8 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,950 What I was imagining was dark stage. 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,952 - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 10 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:44,434 They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 11 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,479 I like it. Okay. 12 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,784 - With my head down. - Yeah. 13 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,308 And you're at the piano and you start going... 14 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,179 [imitating piano melody] Actually... 15 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,659 - Like what? - [playing upbeat melody] 16 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:52,921 No, no, no, no, no. 17 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,314 A little more opening-- opening of a thing, 18 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,272 and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 19 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,273 [playing piano] 20 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,536 And red lights go on all around. 21 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,321 - [playing piano] - Like that. 22 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,714 And then, like, boom! On my face. 23 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:06,630 - At the audience, like that. - [upbeat piano continuing] 24 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:09,155 Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 25 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,157 is something you've never seen before. 26 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,202 We are Nirvanna the Band. 27 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:17,250 And you are about to be sent to the moon! 28 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,990 And then, I do my two-step. 29 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,296 And this is just no talking, 30 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:22,951 just-- like they just get to watch me move. 31 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,474 - [upbeat piano continuing] - Ah! 32 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,737 Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 33 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,305 "What the fuck is this?! Who is this guy?" 34 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:31,960 [grunting] 35 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,876 You didn't know this was coming! 36 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,486 And then-- right then, break down. 37 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:37,748 - Boom! - Right in. 38 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,620 And then, you start right in the first song, 39 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,143 which is whatever we feel there. 40 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,449 If the audience is screaming, 41 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,190 if they're like, "More, more..." 42 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,279 More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 43 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,932 I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 44 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,020 they're gonna ask for an encore. 45 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,239 - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 46 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,155 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 47 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,114 Matt: Okay, so, here is the plan. 48 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,812 why does a club book a band? 49 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,640 - Jay: They play good music? - Matt: No. 50 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:02,512 - Draw in a good crowd? - Matt: No. 51 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,210 Jay: Okay. 52 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,821 - Flyers! - Huh. 53 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,649 Matt: Flyers that say what? 54 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,216 - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 55 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,391 Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 56 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,870 but what are they saying to people? 57 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:15,046 Come see them where? We don't have a show. 58 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,657 Well, then we're-- We will. 59 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,920 The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 60 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,749 Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we-- and we'll have a picture of us on there. 61 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,751 You know what? Let's make the flyers, the plan goes perfectly, 62 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,057 we play at The Rivoli tonight. 63 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,244 Jay, I got a feeling 64 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,985 things are going to work out okay for us. 65 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:46,469 [playing melancholy piano melody] 66 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:50,648 ♪ 67 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,918 [piano continuing] 68 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,792 - Jay! I figured it out! - [footsteps thudding] 69 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,273 Whoo! 70 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,970 - Okay, so... - Whoa! 71 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:13,628 This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 72 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,846 Stretch. 73 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,326 ...Skydive. 74 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,936 [chuckling] Oh. 75 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:22,766 Step one: we skydive... 76 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,812 into the... 77 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,988 ...SkyDome. 78 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,163 Hold on, wait. 79 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:33,124 We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 80 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:36,563 [making beeping sounds] 81 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,521 I don't think you can get up to the very top. 82 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,480 Jump! [screaming] 83 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,133 Into the open dome. 84 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,266 Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 85 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:47,530 "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in-- 86 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:48,879 We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 87 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,664 - Okay, hold on, hold on. - ...as we float in. 88 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,971 - We land in there. - Then, I take the microphone. 89 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,582 Pretend this Orbitz bottle-- Oh! 90 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,019 Do you know what Orbitz are? 91 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,847 Pretend it's a microphone. 92 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,718 This is a novelty-- you know what... 93 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,025 - It's our last bottle. - I... 94 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,505 - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 95 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,289 I take a microphone. 96 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,422 We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 97 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,989 "you're probably wondering why we skydived here--" 98 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,426 skydove here? 99 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,036 "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 100 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,647 - Skydiven. - I don't think so. Skydived? 101 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,780 - Hmm. - It's skydived, right? 102 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,695 "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 103 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,306 - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 104 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,655 "Ladies and gentlemen, 105 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,831 "you're probably wondering why we're here." 106 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,573 Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 107 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,879 What are you saying to everyone? 108 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,098 Except for the blind people. 109 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,579 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 110 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:37,928 "we skydove." 111 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,843 - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 112 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:43,151 The-- "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 113 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,806 God, I miss this stuff. This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 114 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,982 Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 115 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,200 Well, let's just... let's just do it. 116 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,201 [playing fanfare] 117 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,333 "Ladies and gentlemen, 118 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,814 you're probably wondering who we are. 119 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,164 "We are Nirvanna the Band. 120 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:59,036 "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 121 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,734 "an exclusive engagement 122 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,389 "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 123 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,391 "We'll see you there after the game." 124 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,566 [playing triumphant flourish] 125 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,394 And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 126 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,960 "Little bit about us--" 127 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,266 You there in the stands. 128 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:14,008 Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 129 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:16,576 I'm actually asking that for me, actually. We don't have a show at The Rivoli. 130 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,665 - I know the answer. - I know, but don't you see? It's-- 131 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,971 So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 132 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:24,540 If you build it, they will come. It's "If you build it, they will come." 133 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:25,889 Right? 134 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,413 Are you sure this is going to work? 135 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,894 This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 136 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,331 And as far as I'm concerned, 137 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,943 we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 138 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,077 ["Army" by Ben Folds Five plays] 139 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,297 ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 140 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:45,126 ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're fuckin high" ♪ 141 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:48,651 ♪ And I thought, yeah, there's a first for everything ♪ 142 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:51,654 ♪ So I took my old man's advice ♪ 143 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:55,963 ♪ Three sad semesters, it was only fifteen grand ♪ 144 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:59,358 ♪ Spent in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 145 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,927 ♪ I dropped out and joined a band instead ♪ 146 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:09,978 ♪ 147 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,461 ♪ Grew a moustache and a mullet ♪ 148 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,115 ♪ Got a job at Chic-fil-A 149 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:21,467 ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 150 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,469 ♪ The band broke up in May 151 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,602 ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 152 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:29,126 ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 153 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,434 ♪ I nuked another grandma's apple pie ♪ 154 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,784 ♪ And hung my head in shame 155 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,744 ♪ Oh... 156 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:42,967 ♪ Been thinking a lot today 157 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,843 ♪ Been thinking a lot today 158 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,455 ♪ Oh-oh 159 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:57,111 ♪ Think I'll write a screenplay ♪ 160 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,852 ♪ Oh-oh 161 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:01,203 ♪ Think I'll take it to LA 162 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,205 ♪ Oh-oh 163 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:07,514 ♪ I think I'll get it done yesterday ♪ 164 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,951 ♪ Aw, shit 165 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,692 Matt: Take a good look, Jay. 166 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,825 This is the last time you're gonna see The Rivoli as a citizen. 167 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,306 - As a citizen? - 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 168 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,656 We're playing the show-- We're gonna be loading in right there. 169 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,353 You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 170 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,311 Ah! 171 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,965 The girls taking your picture. 172 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,706 The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 173 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,229 Oh, yes, they will! 174 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,926 - You wanna bet?! - No, they're not! 175 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:32,363 Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? Yes, they will! 176 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:36,760 ♪ 177 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,291 Hi. 178 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,728 What's behind your back? 179 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,512 - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 180 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,253 Actually, that's what this is for. 181 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,691 We need something that-- like, that can cut through-- 182 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,911 like, we're going to be quite up high, 183 00:07:57,912 --> 00:08:00,174 and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 184 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,349 or something like that. 185 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:04,134 And would snippers like this, 186 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,571 would they be able to cut through, 187 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:06,573 like, a kind of harness? 188 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,748 No... you ha- 189 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:09,879 What are you trying to do though? 190 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,054 That's my question. 191 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:14,101 So, here's-- we are gonna be up on, um-- 192 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,451 on the CN Tower, in one of-- on the EdgeWalk, 193 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:17,408 Mm-hmm. 194 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:18,671 where we're wearing the safe-- 195 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,324 I think they put a safety vest on you, 196 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,630 and we need something that can, like, 197 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,111 cut through the rope or the cable on it. 198 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,329 Do you know what I mean? 199 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,679 Umm... you can... 200 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,636 But here's the thing - 201 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:28,811 you would shock yourself 202 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,247 because if you cut through live wire 203 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,814 you'll get electrocuted. 204 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,599 But-- Oh, I'm not cutting through elect-- 205 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,470 I'm cutting through fabric, I'm not cutting through a live wire. 206 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,516 What happens if we're not even allowed in the security with-- 207 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,430 You will be actually caught. 208 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,693 I'm gonna say that I need-- 209 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,346 Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here? 210 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,870 - I'm sorry? - Drywall compound? 211 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,568 Drywall compound: Two-forty-three. 212 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,091 Two-forty-three thank you. 213 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,049 But I think that-- 214 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,267 You know what? I - Like, I - 215 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,313 I don't know. Ye- 216 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,270 Just... be careful, man. 217 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,098 Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay? 218 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,231 Right. But... 219 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:57,798 I, uh - I mean... 220 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,799 You have the freedom to do this. 221 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,626 I'm a Libertarian. 222 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,931 You have the liberty to do 223 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,585 whatever the fuck you want. 224 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,501 But that is - should I - believe... 225 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,720 as a... pers- sane person 226 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,765 I should, uh... 227 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,201 prevent you guys from doing shit like this. 228 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,596 But these will cut through cable, possibly. 229 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,468 If you really want it to it would. 230 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,383 Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad. 231 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,429 Like, I seriously don't wanna 232 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,784 Look, there's Spider-Man. 233 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,787 [car horns honking] 234 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,750 So, how do we get in here? 235 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,142 It might be a little too high, Matt. 236 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,666 Excuse me. 237 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,885 Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 238 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,191 I think so. 239 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,280 Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 240 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,629 Where is your accent from? 241 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,848 Um, Brazil. 242 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,284 Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 243 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,546 - Hi. - Welcome to Toronto. 244 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,547 Thank you. 245 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,418 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 246 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,552 Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 247 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:58,901 Jay: Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 248 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,034 Matt: Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 249 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,559 We're just going up the-- we're just going up the tower. 250 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,954 [chuckling] 251 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,087 Just put-- Just put our keys in here? 252 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,872 - Sir? - Ope - this one? 253 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:13,830 How do I get in? 254 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,440 Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this? 255 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,877 - It's a camera, but-- - No you-- 256 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,356 you can't shoot in here, you guys. 257 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,228 Oh, kay. 258 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,363 You got a cellphone on you by chance? 259 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,018 Jay: I have a wireless mic. Here. 260 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,412 And pack. 261 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,109 Okay. 262 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,198 Alright, you're gonna go. 263 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:36,984 [beeping] 264 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:38,942 Can you come back sir? 265 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,205 [beeping] 266 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,119 Is there anything else? 267 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,817 Matt: Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 268 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,035 I have my clippers, too. 269 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,994 I have these... clippers. 270 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,343 Why do you have those? 271 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,695 Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 272 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,392 I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just - 273 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,264 Matt: Oh, they're for just cutting things off of my pants 274 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,482 and things like that. 275 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,919 - Okay, just one second. - Matt: Sure, sure. 276 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,008 Just give me like... just - 277 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,140 Go ahead. 278 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,925 I have a patron in my lane with a... 279 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,144 pair of pliers? 280 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,494 Uh just wondering if this is N.U.F.? 281 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:12,933 Why do they have it? 282 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,285 Uh, apparently for cutting their pants. 283 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,591 We just have to ask, right? Like it's - 284 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,464 Matt: No, don't worry. Thank you. Don't worry about it. 285 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,422 Go for it. 286 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,424 So you guys are okay. 287 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,078 You can go as well. 288 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:30,690 Thank you. 289 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,478 Man: Are you ready to walk 116 storeys above Toronto 290 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,349 with nothing but a harness securing you? 291 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,134 Jay: Is that how high up we're going to be? 292 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,222 This is EdgeWalk-- 293 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,311 That's not how high up we're gonna be. 294 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,269 Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 295 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,531 Man: ...view of Canada's biggest city 296 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,142 and the knowledge that you have been truly 297 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,753 on top of the world. 298 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,236 Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 299 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,628 Guide: This one goes on the back, 300 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,934 this one goes on the front. 301 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,196 This one acts like a seat belt, 302 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,850 so, it will move with you as you move. 303 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,809 Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 304 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,767 The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 305 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,116 Love that tap, 306 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,552 it means you are still attached to the rail. 307 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,293 Just don't touch it. 308 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:16,387 ♪ 309 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,260 And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 310 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:24,046 up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 311 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,222 We even had proposals happen out there. 312 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,920 Woman: What about the ring? 313 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,357 [cheering] 314 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,098 Announcer: The skies are threatening 315 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:35,014 and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 316 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,887 as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 317 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,846 at least, visually. 318 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,499 [beeping] 319 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,719 Guide: My gosh, guys, 320 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,330 look at that beautiful view 321 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,942 that we have right now hitting us, right? 322 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:53,510 Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 323 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,164 Come and take a look, everybody. 324 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,124 Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 325 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,343 You go there. Exactly. 326 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,911 [wind gusting] 327 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,392 You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 328 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,698 EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 329 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,223 in the world... 330 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,182 - All right. - Jay: Uh... 331 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,663 Guide: Guys, take a look all the way down. 332 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,186 Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 333 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,580 - Guide: It's perfect. - Jay: Okay. 334 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,017 Guide: I'm gonna move to the front. 335 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:26,021 All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 336 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,153 [cheering] 337 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,720 Right now, we are 356... [static crackles] 338 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,897 [guide speaking indistinctly] 339 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,552 Bird - They're closing the roof. 340 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,686 Bird, the roof's closing. 341 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,647 Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now. 342 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,910 We gotta go now. 343 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:45,998 Guide: It's the highest observation deck 344 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,609 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 345 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:49,829 Okay. 346 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,874 I'm not ready! 347 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,662 ♪ 348 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,540 Bird. Bird. Bird. 349 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,977 We gotta go now! We're going now! 350 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,241 Countdown! Countdown: 351 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,329 Three! 352 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,243 Two! 353 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,288 ONE! 354 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,289 Jay: No, no! 355 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,204 [screaming] 356 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,208 [radio static hissing] 357 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:32,959 [screaming cutting in and out on microphone] 358 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,791 Matt: Here we go! 359 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,793 Jay: The dome is closing! 360 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,839 Matt: We've got time! 361 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,797 Okay, we're coming in hot! 362 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,843 Oh, too much! 363 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,500 [Matt grunting] Oh, fuck! 364 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,806 Jay: Oh [bleep]! 365 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,853 - [thudding] - [groaning] 366 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,203 Matt: Are you all right? Are you all right? 367 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,379 - Jay: Get [bleep] off of me! - Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 368 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,120 Jay: You pushed me off the tower! 369 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,427 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 370 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,863 Matt: But you're okay. 371 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,344 - Jay: Oh my God! It's closed! - Matt: Yeah. 372 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,867 Jay: We didn't even make it in time! 373 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,608 Matt: Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's-- 374 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,740 Jay: So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 375 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,307 Oh my God. The plan is over. 376 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,048 Matt: You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 377 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,876 Jay: It didn't work. Again! 378 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:25,010 ["Borrowed Time" by Tom Martin plays] 379 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:31,103 ♪ Well, did you know 380 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,932 ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 381 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:38,371 ♪ You were up and gone without a goodbye ♪ 382 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:42,157 ♪ They all said that you were not the kind to stick around ♪ 383 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:46,857 ♪ I only wish I'd known that it was time ♪ 384 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:50,470 ♪ The evenings on the highway coming down to be with you ♪ 385 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:55,214 ♪ I couldn't wait to eat your home-cooked meal ♪ 386 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,346 ♪ At nighttime, in the moonlight ♪ 387 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,783 Matt: Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 388 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,916 "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 389 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,006 [chuckling] Oh, Jesus. 390 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,877 But you know what? 391 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,618 Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 392 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,359 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 393 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,231 Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03. 394 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,408 Thank you very much. 9:03? 395 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,236 Not a lot-- no. We got-- 396 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,107 We got a lot of night left. 397 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,457 Uh, Bird? 398 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,112 Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 399 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,593 Bird. 400 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,942 Oh, Jesus. 401 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,030 Are you guys playing-- 402 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,553 Are you guys playing the show tonight? 403 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,425 Yup. 404 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,210 Lucky! 405 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,734 What did you have to do to score that? 406 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,433 [thunder crashing] 407 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,262 Did you see that? 408 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,439 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 409 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,918 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 410 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,443 We were just there. 411 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,535 Jay! 412 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,233 If you think about it, we were off by what... 413 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,627 Three minutes? Two minutes? 414 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,325 That's your classic-- Whoo! 415 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,935 If we had a time machine, 416 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,416 we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 417 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,898 Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 418 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,426 Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 419 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,343 Listen to this: time machine plan. 420 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,562 Bird, 421 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:26,392 we pretend to be from the future. 422 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,655 We build a-- Oh, my God. 423 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,874 We take the RV in the backyard, 424 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,833 deck it out like the DeLorean in Back-- in-- 425 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,358 yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 426 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,665 a fake contraption with like-- what do they have? 427 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,449 The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 428 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,321 just like Doc Brown has. 429 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,411 It's like-- like, uh, dates and times, 430 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:49,067 in, like, um... analogue numbers. 431 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,027 And we hire an actor to pretend to be 432 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,203 - a post office guy... - [flies buzz] 433 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,727 ...to um, deliver... [belching] 434 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,295 ...deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 435 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,515 So, it's the past and the future coming together. 436 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,951 That's when we show up, coughing, 437 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:07,389 we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. [coughs] 438 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,435 Bird? 439 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,351 Bird? 440 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,179 Oh, you're-- I see, 441 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,181 you're like, "Work's done for the day. 442 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,662 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 443 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,838 No problem. What's that? 444 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,666 Bird's favourite game? 445 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,190 Okay, ready? 446 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,148 Bird. 447 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,150 [toy gun clicking] 448 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,022 You're Batman. [chuckles] 449 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,503 Goodnight, Matt. 450 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,385 All right, well... 451 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,517 Uh... 452 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,869 Bird, I'm gonna get started! 453 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,743 ["Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry playing] 454 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,923 Doc Brown: This readout tells you where you're going, 455 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,185 this one tells you where you are, 456 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,491 this one tells you where you were. 457 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,581 You input your destination time on this keypad. 458 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,280 ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 459 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,282 ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 460 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,631 The flux capacitor. 461 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,938 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 462 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,854 ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 463 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,204 ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 464 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,250 ♪ But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell ♪ 465 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,164 [screaming] 466 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,861 ♪ Go, go 467 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,603 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go ♪ 468 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:35,261 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 469 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,828 ♪ Go, Johnny, go, go 470 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,050 ♪ Johnny B. Goode 471 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,706 [phone line ringing] 472 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,449 Lafayette. How can I help you? 473 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,190 Hi, um... 474 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,322 I was thinking about, uh, 475 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,195 coming to play the open mic. 476 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,458 Matt: Jared! [knocking] 477 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:02,635 Jared! Hey! 478 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,638 Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 479 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,380 I need to find the old cameras from way back. 480 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,991 Jared: They're in the bin. 481 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,343 Matt: Oh, yes. Okay. 482 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,476 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 483 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,086 I need your help. 484 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,654 I mistakenly invented a time machine, 485 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,830 and I played with it like a fool. 486 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,006 I went back to the year 2008, 487 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,835 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 488 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,663 that has destroyed the future! 489 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,187 Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8 490 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,623 ask to speak to John. 491 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,845 Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 492 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,715 Yup sorry... yup. 493 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,890 A-pardon me sir? 494 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:44,243 How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 495 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,896 Uh... it depends how fast you drive? 496 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,507 Anywhere between four... fuh- 497 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,899 four or five hours, I guess? 498 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,119 Rivoli, I am about to appear 499 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,209 in the year 2025, in your time! 500 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,691 And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 501 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,868 Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 502 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,392 in order to undo what I did! 503 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:08,875 So... do you have to be a band or a duo 504 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:12,705 or can you be... solo? 505 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,099 Watch! It's a full time machine! 506 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,015 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 507 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,583 Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 508 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,585 Let's do it again where I don't have the-- oh, shit! 509 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,978 Oh, fuck! We gotta do it-- 510 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,849 No! No! Oh, fuck! 511 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,329 Oh, no! [blowing] 512 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,811 Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! [blowing] 513 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,292 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - [alarm beeping] 514 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,597 [blowing] Uh... Oh, my God. 515 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:36,946 Uh... [blowing] 516 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,339 Jared: Put it out! You got it? 517 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,775 Matt: Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 518 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,516 - Jared: Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put-- 519 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:45,259 So, I have a show booked, essentially? 520 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,565 Uh - I'm I'm sorry? 521 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:47,827 I... 522 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,351 You have a show booked in Ottawa? 523 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,961 I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 524 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,441 Yeah... Okay - Yeah. 525 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,313 Okay. Yeah. 526 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,837 Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then! 527 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,055 See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 528 00:21:59,056 --> 00:21:59,926 K, bye. 529 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:00,971 Bye-bye. 530 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,810 [coughing] Oh, fuck. 531 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,944 And the lights on it is what made it look good 532 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,120 in the first place. 533 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,426 - Now, it's just like, junk. - [Crashing] 534 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,558 Oh. 535 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,734 Shit. 536 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,331 [birds chirping] 537 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:02,032 [stairs creaking quietly] 538 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,573 [exhaling quietly] 539 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:29,232 [Jay panting] 540 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:32,236 ["Holiday" by Turnstile plays] 541 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:38,504 ♪ 542 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,771 ♪ Now it's a holiday 543 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,732 ♪ Now it's a holiday 544 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,735 [song continuing on stereo] 545 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,221 ♪ I wanna free up from the vine ♪ 546 00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:02,832 ♪ I wanna celebrate 547 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,445 ♪ Close enough to feel and now it's time to disappear ♪ 548 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,403 ♪ I wanna celebrate 549 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,884 ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 550 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,148 [engine revving] 551 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,019 [thudding] 552 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,195 ♪ ...never feel the cold 553 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,372 ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 554 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,158 ♪ Now it's a holiday 555 00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:28,422 - Ah! - Ah! [bleep]! 556 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,771 - Aah! - Jay: Matt? 557 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:31,381 - Ah! - Ooh! 558 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,426 [bleep]! 559 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,601 What the [bleep] are you doing? 560 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:34,994 - What are you doing? - Oh, [bleep]! 561 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,039 Hey, Matt. [laughing] 562 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,824 - What is this [bleep]? - Uh, um. 563 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,086 - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 564 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,870 I-- I needed to just take it. 565 00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:44,307 Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 566 00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:45,395 Jay: I will. Yeah, okay. 567 00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:46,571 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 568 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:49,225 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 569 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,358 - You know how when you-- - "How when" what? 570 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,666 - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 571 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,581 I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 572 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:59,410 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 573 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,069 Okay, listen to this... 574 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,332 time machine plan. 575 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,596 Matt: What are you doing? 576 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,946 Doing the time machine plan. 577 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,296 Doing-- Doing the time machine plan? 578 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,038 Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 579 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,213 Yeah. 580 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:21,823 Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 581 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,172 - Yes. - Oh! 582 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,522 [engine revving] 583 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,132 That's why you're driving so fast? 584 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:29,657 Jay: Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 585 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,181 we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 586 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:35,663 - Jay, watch out! Watch out! - [tires squealing] 587 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,232 Ah! [grunting] 588 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:43,062 Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 589 00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:44,367 And then, it's-- [groaning] 590 00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:45,760 Jay: Where did that streetcar come from? 591 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:48,328 [grunting] Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 592 00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,503 Oh, my God. 593 00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,461 Ah. [wincing] 594 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,246 How you doin'? 595 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,335 Sorry about this. [laughing] 596 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,990 It could've been a lot worse. Right? 597 00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:01,515 Like, could've been a lot-- could've been a lot worse. 598 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,039 Bird? 599 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,476 You're missing a great visual joke. 600 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,915 Uh, I'm gonna go. 601 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,917 - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 602 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:15,224 - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 603 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,662 Oh. Whoa. 604 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,405 Oh, my God. Look at this. 605 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:24,886 Oh, my God. 606 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,932 What the hell? 607 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,413 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 608 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:31,414 Goddamn it. 609 00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:33,808 - You know, I gotta go. - What? 610 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,941 Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 611 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,944 We're gonna get the show. I promise. 612 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,381 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 613 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,992 Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 614 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:46,081 Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 615 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,517 Jay: But we don't have a show... 616 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,389 Well, we-- we could be playing any day. 617 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,130 [Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" plays on speaker] 618 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,784 Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 619 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:56,396 We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 620 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,441 This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 621 00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,878 Enjoy. 622 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,880 Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 623 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:05,361 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 624 00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,146 You clean this up. 625 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,627 I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 626 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,541 Matt: Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 627 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,500 if you just help me... help me lift this up. 628 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:14,936 Jay: Yeah, okay. 629 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,635 [grunting] 630 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,725 - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 631 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,770 Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 632 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:25,991 When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, like friends? 633 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:28,081 You want to see a movie? 634 00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:30,865 You like that? 635 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:34,216 Yeah! Right now? 636 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:36,131 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 637 00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:38,525 We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 638 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:40,701 And it's dark in there. 639 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,747 What'd you say? 640 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:43,618 Jay? 641 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,578 It's the weekend, Budnick. 642 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,103 I don't know you. You do not exist. 643 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,278 Shit. 644 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,409 [laughing] 645 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,541 Nice car. 646 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:58,153 Jay: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 647 00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:01,417 Matt: What do you mean? The movie just started. 648 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:02,811 Goodbye, Matt. 649 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,076 What are you doing? 650 00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:09,338 Move! What... 651 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,949 Sorry. Yeah. 652 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,733 - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 653 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,997 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 654 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,564 Melissa on screen: Not to mention, it's pathetic. 655 00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:18,478 Goodbye, Matt. 656 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:19,871 Right. 657 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:22,264 - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 658 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:25,572 [music swelling] 659 00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:28,618 [crowd laughing] 660 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:29,837 Stu: I was just gonna say that. 661 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,273 Melissa: See? 662 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,319 I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 663 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,929 They are mature, actually. 664 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,931 You just have to get to know them better. 665 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,716 Phil: Paging Dr. Faggot! 666 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,675 [audience laughing loudly] 667 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,459 Dr. Faggot! 668 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,853 [audience laughing] 669 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,507 Stu: I should go. 670 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:48,900 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 671 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:53,034 [audience laughing loudly] 672 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:53,861 Uh-oh. 673 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:58,257 ♪ 674 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,911 - [horn honking] - Oh, I'm sorry! 675 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:01,174 - [horn honking] - Sorry! 676 00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:06,656 Okay. 677 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,181 - Matt: Jay. Jay! - [Jay laughing] 678 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,183 - Jay, Jay! - Jay: [bleep]. Oh, [bleep]. 679 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:15,317 Um, uh, um... 680 00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,405 Jay. 681 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:18,451 Yeah. I was, uh... 682 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:21,237 Matt: Oh, my God. 683 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,719 Oh, God. 684 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:27,896 I-I can explain this, okay? 685 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,861 Actually, Matt... I need to-- 686 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,211 It's 2008. 687 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,083 What? 688 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:46,567 The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 689 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,877 Do you-- Do you understand? 690 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,443 We are-- We are time travelers. 691 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,618 Okay, no. 692 00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:58,056 Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 693 00:29:58,057 --> 00:29:59,840 Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 694 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,363 Look, okay? Uh, look. 695 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:03,583 - [beeping] - Okay. We'll go to... 696 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,020 [beeping, chiming] 697 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,543 Okay, watch this. 698 00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,982 - [engine revving] - Hold onto your butts! 699 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,461 - [engine revving] - Ah! 700 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,333 I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom-- 701 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:15,769 or is it miles an hour? 702 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,423 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 703 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,207 Matt: Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 704 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,948 - [engine revving] - Okay. Come on. 705 00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:21,994 Come on! 706 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:24,691 80. 85! 707 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:27,781 Can you... Can you slow down? 708 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,957 Matt: 88! Hold on to something! 709 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,176 [time machine fizzling, beeping] 710 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,221 What?! 711 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,570 Oh, no! 712 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:35,920 Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 713 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,660 Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 714 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,053 Goddamn it. 715 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:40,228 - Okay. - Okay. 716 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,360 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 717 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:43,580 Matt: So this... 2008, this is right. 718 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,974 Was it the time thing? What is... 719 00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,933 Um, all right, I can figure this out. 720 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,152 - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 721 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,762 Where are you going?! 722 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,025 Jay! You can't... 723 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:55,722 You can't go out there. It's too... too... 724 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:58,638 What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 725 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:01,033 - [honking RV horn] - Jay! 726 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,339 Bird, Bird! 727 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,734 - [honking RV horn] - You can't go out there. 728 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,484 [horns blaring] 729 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:27,320 What year is it? 730 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,191 2008, sir. 731 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:32,847 Oh, [bleep]. 732 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,328 Oh, [bleep]! 733 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:39,809 - Jay: Matt? - Matt: Yes? 734 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,508 - It's 2008. - I told you! 735 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,553 [tires screeching] 736 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,209 I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 737 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:53,911 [tires squealing] 738 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,000 [thudding] 739 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,350 Okay, I think we're safe here. 740 00:31:58,351 --> 00:31:59,787 We're not safe. 741 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,920 Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 742 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,312 You know, you really [bleep] us up-- 743 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:05,835 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is [bleep]. 744 00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:07,925 I-- You were the one-- I did not do anything. 745 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,188 - Huh? - You're the one who was driving the car. 746 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:13,321 And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 747 00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:15,367 I didn't see-- like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 748 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:18,587 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 749 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,676 And when we went through the flash... 750 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:21,895 - Yeah. - ...we appeared. 751 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,549 It's just like in Back to the Futureone. 752 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,203 No, or Back to the Future Two. 753 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:26,944 It happens in Back to the Future Threeas well. 754 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,946 [bleep] We gotta figure how to get back. 755 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,643 - Yes. - How do we even go back? 756 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:33,254 We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 757 00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:36,997 We are trapped in 2008. The question is 758 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:40,609 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 759 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:44,874 No, hold on. Like, that-- that's secondary now, okay? 760 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,311 First things first. 761 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,530 Okay, so we have travelled... 762 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:52,143 here, into 2008. 763 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,361 This is us now. 764 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:54,536 Goddamn it. 765 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:59,193 So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 766 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:04,024 but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 767 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,634 Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 768 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,681 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 769 00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:10,726 Both: Butterfly Effect. 770 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:14,730 Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 771 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,211 So our present can get changed? 772 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,692 Matt: We could come back to a future where 773 00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:21,215 The Rivoli doesn't exist. 774 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:24,262 Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 775 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:26,438 Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 776 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,396 you-- you're not a piano player anymore? 777 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,443 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 778 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:34,794 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 779 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,491 Look it up. Have you heard it? 780 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:38,798 - Let's keep thinking about-- - Let's focus on the plan. 781 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,626 You built a toy time machine. 782 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,845 - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 783 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:45,153 - Somehow. - ...but now it's broken. 784 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:49,069 Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 785 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,116 - Wait. - Maybe something's just loose. 786 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:55,249 It is broken. I broke it last night. 787 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,773 I spilled the Orbitz on it. 788 00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,645 Jay: Holy [bleep]. 789 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,126 Matt: But it's back on. 790 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,389 Oh, my God. 791 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,088 - What? - This-- 792 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,657 Oh, no! I ruined it! 793 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,833 Oh, I fucking ruined it! 794 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,227 That's too stupid, isn't it? 795 00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:18,055 What? Tell-- Talk to me. 796 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,057 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 797 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,233 Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 798 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,278 - What? What did it do? - The Orbitz! 799 00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:25,975 I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 800 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:28,456 - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 801 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,284 Um, but we just need to find a way 802 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,286 to get another bottle or something like that. 803 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,766 But that was your last bottle. 804 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,985 There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 805 00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,813 They stopped making this in 1999. 806 00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:40,817 I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole-- 807 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,036 That's right. 808 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,082 This is my last bottle in 2025, 809 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,997 but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 810 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:50,478 At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 811 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,480 And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with-- 812 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,308 waving your cameras around like that. 813 00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:56,745 Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 814 00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:58,051 - They're looking-- - Exactly, they're like-- 815 00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,879 Matt: Look at Luca. He looks like... 816 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,055 He looks like he's from The Matrix. 817 00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:05,537 So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 818 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:07,843 to fake if this were not really 2008, 819 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,237 will not be filmed. 820 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:11,717 Well what if we use the old cameras? 821 00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:12,761 Oh, use the old camera? 822 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,720 Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 823 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,287 Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 824 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:20,335 ♪ 825 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,578 Oh, my God. 826 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,713 Ah! Oh, wow. 827 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,193 Goths. 828 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,586 Jay: Wow. 829 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:55,849 Matt: Real goths. 830 00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:00,635 Look at the gothness of it. 831 00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:02,246 They're goths! 832 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,769 Wow. 833 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,118 Men forgot that's a great way 834 00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,902 to score girls way out of your, uh... 835 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,600 Matt. 836 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,123 What? 837 00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:13,649 That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 838 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,652 Matt: That guy looks like me. 839 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,958 He's got your hat. 840 00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:20,265 Jay, it's us. That's us. 841 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,832 Holy [bleep]. 842 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:27,620 Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 843 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:31,318 Jared... there's you filming us. 844 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,668 Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 845 00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,540 Past Matt: Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 846 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:36,845 - Put right here. - Where? 847 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:38,804 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 848 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,066 - Okay. - Come to this side. 849 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,634 No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 850 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:45,071 - Okay. - On this side! 851 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,377 What the hell are we doing? 852 00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:48,117 That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 853 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,771 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 854 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:53,166 Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 855 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,689 That's a good plan! 856 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:58,825 How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 857 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,396 Jay, I got a feeling 858 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,355 things are gonna work out okay for us. 859 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:13,926 Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 860 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,929 Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 861 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,236 Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 862 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,503 Do you think that guy looks like me? 863 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:28,289 That guy? Looks like me. 864 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,336 It's 'cause he's got that hat. 865 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:34,468 [laughing] Sick. 866 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,862 Guy looks like you. 867 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,778 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 868 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,083 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 869 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,520 - It's caught on my-- - That's my jacket. 870 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,609 - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 871 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:45,915 Jay: Your hat! 872 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:53,793 Sorry, sorry. 873 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,796 - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 874 00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,145 - Let's go! - Matt: Yeah, right. 875 00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:00,494 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 876 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:03,367 Remember our old apartment? 877 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:06,370 - [laughing] - Okay, all right. 878 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,936 Jay: Okay, quick in and out. 879 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,416 Matt: Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 880 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:10,939 on top of the oven, right? 881 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,854 Jay: Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 882 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,247 Matt: Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 883 00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:15,901 This is just like Aladdin. 884 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:18,164 Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 885 00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,558 Jay: Go. 886 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,516 Okay. We gotta make it seem-- 887 00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,909 - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 888 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,693 I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 889 00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,348 - Okay. - Jay: Come on, come on. 890 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:32,874 It's empty. 891 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,702 Jay: Look. Look around. Look around for them. 892 00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:36,531 - Come on. - Find 'em! 893 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:43,276 Where the fuck are they? 894 00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:46,932 [grunting] Fuckin' loot the place! 895 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,107 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 896 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:50,805 [muffled talking, footsteps on stairs] 897 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,068 - Oh, [bleep]! - Oh, my God. 898 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:56,942 [muffled talking, footsteps approaching] 899 00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:58,944 Jay: No, not Jared, not Jared. 900 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,598 Matt: Why not? Why not? 901 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,121 [group whispering] 902 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:04,079 Past Matt: Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 903 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,951 Come on! Come on! Come on! 904 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,300 Past Jay: Think it's gonna work? 905 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:09,215 Past Matt: As far as I'm concerned, 906 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:11,086 we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 907 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,653 So, what were we doing before we left? 908 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:13,959 [playing piano] 909 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,439 Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 910 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,570 Past Jay: What do we cut to? 911 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,050 Past Matt: He's on his way there. 912 00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,791 - Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 913 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,009 Let's just cut right to the fight. 914 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,360 Past Jay: Okay. [playing piano] 915 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:27,059 You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 916 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:30,889 You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 917 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:31,890 For God's sakes. 918 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,849 My name is your arch nemesis-- 919 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,376 You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 920 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,595 Jared: You're gonna get us thrown in jail. 921 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,858 "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 922 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:45,207 Jared: Could go to jail. 923 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:48,080 Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 924 00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:50,343 - "I hereby sentence you--" - Is that true? 925 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,998 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 926 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,696 - Jail? - Jail. 927 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:56,958 Ridiculous. 928 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,874 Past Matt: I have you now, Creamed Corn! 929 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:03,051 Let him come fuckin' find me. 930 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,270 Let him find me. 931 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,490 What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 932 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,100 [imitating thuds] 933 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,624 ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 934 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:14,149 ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 935 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,109 ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 936 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,980 ♪ Bubble Bobble, Double Dribble ♪ 937 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,852 - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero - Jay: I get it. 938 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:23,332 Past Matt: Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 939 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,030 - [piano plays] - What? You didn't think 940 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:27,728 a super villain named Can Opener would be-- 941 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,253 [snoring] 942 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,605 I think they're gone. 943 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,521 - Hey. - What? 944 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:40,001 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 945 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:42,657 Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 946 00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:46,530 - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 947 00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:52,536 ♪ 948 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,929 [mouthing words] 949 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:58,411 Jay, I thought you were-- wanted to sleep. 950 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,501 Let's do-- Let's do a quick rehearsal. 951 00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,722 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 952 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,771 - Past Matt: Are you there? - Jay: Yeah. 953 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,991 - [piano sounding] - Matt: I'll go look upstairs. 954 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:14,907 [Jay playing piano] 955 00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:27,485 [muffled piano] 956 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:31,575 [Jay playing piano] 957 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,185 I feel like we've played that before. 958 00:41:33,186 --> 00:41:35,230 I feel like we played that before. 959 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:38,365 Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 960 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:47,242 [Jay playing piano] 961 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:52,378 ♪ 962 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,771 [muffled piano] 963 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,295 [laughing] 964 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,655 Matt. 965 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:09,961 [grunting] 966 00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:11,136 Hey. 967 00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,312 [muffled piano continues] 968 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,793 What are you doing? 969 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:17,403 Oh, this is... 970 00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:20,537 I'm visiting you in your dream... 971 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,539 to bring you this idea for a song 972 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,323 to play with the band. 973 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,803 [Jay playing piano] 974 00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:27,500 And this is-- and I'm a spirit. 975 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:29,850 And I'm a Dickensian spirit 976 00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:32,244 to bring you the melody of this song. 977 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:33,985 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do 978 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:35,160 ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 979 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:37,466 Oh, you! [laughing] 980 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,033 [Jay repeating melody on piano] 981 00:42:39,034 --> 00:42:40,905 Good night. [laughing] 982 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,037 Bye. 983 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:45,518 [exhaling sharply] 984 00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:46,998 [snoring] 985 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,826 [Jay playing piano] 986 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:50,568 [snoring] 987 00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,919 - [snoring softly] - Got it. 988 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,443 [Past Matt snoring] 989 00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:04,146 [footsteps approaching] 990 00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:07,106 Hey. 991 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,370 Hey... Bird. 992 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,329 I had a crazy dream. 993 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:17,419 I heard this... song. 994 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:20,335 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun 995 00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:23,295 And you were there, you were a spirit. 996 00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,864 Des-- Descended spirit? 997 00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:31,259 Right... 998 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,697 Hey, let's watch some TV. 999 00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:35,263 Reporter: The H1N1 flu virus... 1000 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:37,527 [sighing] H1N1. 1001 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,791 Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 1002 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:44,011 Maybe they'll get a, uh... [laughing] 1003 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:47,189 ...a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 1004 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:52,063 Past Jay: Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 1005 00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:55,370 My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 1006 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:57,286 She might have to be put in a home. 1007 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,027 Pretty... 1008 00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,550 It's pretty real stuff, you know? 1009 00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:04,293 Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 1010 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:13,737 Matt: You know, um, the truth is, 1011 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:17,044 if you've got a... best friend, 1012 00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,917 you won't even notice getting older. 1013 00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:21,570 [laughing] 1014 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:26,793 ♪ 1015 00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,795 Do you like Russell Peters? 1016 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:31,624 Matt: [sighing loudly] Okay, big question. 1017 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:35,715 He was doing race comedy at the right... 1018 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:38,065 Man, I mean, it's so... 1019 00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:39,806 Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 1020 00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,460 I don't like him. 1021 00:44:41,461 --> 00:44:44,115 Matt: Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 1022 00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:46,508 Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 1023 00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:47,814 Past Jay: All right, well, you know, 1024 00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:49,381 I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 1025 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,469 Great. 1026 00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:51,818 I'll be ready in like half hour 1027 00:44:51,819 --> 00:44:54,560 and we can go over... whatever, or something. 1028 00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:55,779 Go over ever-- Go over what? 1029 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:56,954 Past Jay: That's right. I don't know. 1030 00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:58,520 - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1031 00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,696 Right, yes, yes, yes. 1032 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,958 You want me to light off some fireworks? 1033 00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,481 Wonderful. Fire-- Perfect. 1034 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:04,483 - Yep, good. - All right. 1035 00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:06,225 - Matt: Great. - That was stupid. 1036 00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:09,707 Goodbye, Jay. 1037 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,405 Whew. 1038 00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:16,801 [both laughing] 1039 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,759 - I was about to make-- - Let's go, let's go. 1040 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,066 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 1041 00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:23,981 Matt: Sorry. You what? 1042 00:45:23,982 --> 00:45:26,898 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 1043 00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:29,987 - This morning... - Yes? 1044 00:45:29,988 --> 00:45:31,729 ...I was trying to escape. 1045 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:37,864 I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 1046 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:39,561 The band. Everything. 1047 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,128 [laughing] 1048 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:45,437 I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 1049 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:47,787 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1050 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:51,095 - [laughing] - Are you mad? 1051 00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,226 [scoffs] 1052 00:45:52,227 --> 00:45:54,099 [mouthing words] 1053 00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:58,581 I'm embarrassed. 1054 00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:01,192 Why would I be? 1055 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,847 No, I... 1056 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,370 Why-- Why don't we-- 1057 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,719 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1058 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,027 Wait. Are you saying-- So... [muttering] 1059 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,378 Okay-- 1060 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:16,816 [chuckling] I'm kidding. 1061 00:46:16,817 --> 00:46:18,513 Okay. 1062 00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:20,341 Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 1063 00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,908 The whole point, the whole point-- 1064 00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:24,345 Matt, wait-- wait. Hey, where are you going? 1065 00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:25,390 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 1066 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:27,696 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 1067 00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,525 Matt, what are you doing? 1068 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:32,310 We can't change anything. 1069 00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:34,965 Hey. You'll be better off, right? 1070 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,054 We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 1071 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,708 Don't. Stop. 1072 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,321 [Past Matt snoring softly] 1073 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:49,328 ♪ 1074 00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:17,268 - Okay... So... - [beeping] 1075 00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:19,966 July-- I'm setting the time machine! 1076 00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:22,186 - [beeping] - July 10th, 20-- 1077 00:47:22,187 --> 00:47:24,405 Jay: Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 1078 00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:25,624 The 12th. 1079 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,018 Matt: We're going back two days earlier. 1080 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:30,717 So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 1081 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:34,590 Fine. 1082 00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:52,826 ♪ 1083 00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:56,830 [zapping] 1084 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:05,883 ♪ 1085 00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,715 Matt: Go! 1086 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:18,765 [engine revving] 1087 00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:29,819 ♪ 1088 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:33,387 [zapping] 1089 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:34,912 [bleep]! Not again! 1090 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:42,440 - [groaning] - [cheering distantly] 1091 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:44,922 Oh. [grunting] 1092 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,793 Oh, my God. 1093 00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:49,795 - [groaning] - [chattering on radio] 1094 00:48:49,796 --> 00:48:51,276 I hit my ass. 1095 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,802 Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 1096 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,282 [panting] 1097 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:03,069 [laughing] I hit my ass. Bird. 1098 00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:05,115 Radio announcer: This is Roz and Mocha... 1099 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:09,858 [chattering on radio] 1100 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,295 Jay? 1101 00:49:11,296 --> 00:49:13,166 Woman: You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 1102 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,386 [grunting] 1103 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:18,302 Jay?! 1104 00:49:18,303 --> 00:49:20,521 - [bike bell ringing] - Oh, sorry. 1105 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:21,349 All good. 1106 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:28,094 ♪ 1107 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,270 - [bike bell ringing] - [gasping] 1108 00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:38,279 ♪ 1109 00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:47,245 Jay? 1110 00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:55,775 I'm home! 1111 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:04,262 Okay. 1112 00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:09,267 It's all the same. 1113 00:50:11,747 --> 00:50:12,922 What the-- 1114 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:22,106 Very funny. Very funny. 1115 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,631 Nice one, Jay! 1116 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:28,850 [chuckling] 1117 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,115 You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 1118 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:36,249 So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 1119 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:40,427 [playing drums] 1120 00:50:40,428 --> 00:50:41,559 Man: Matt?! 1121 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,821 Jay?! 1122 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:44,127 Man: We figured it out, buddy. 1123 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:47,391 Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 1124 00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:49,654 We figured it out. 1125 00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,438 We've got the plan, okay? [clapping] 1126 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,788 All right. So... 1127 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,529 So, you know how we've had trouble 1128 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,618 getting tickets to the show, right? 1129 00:50:57,619 --> 00:51:01,057 Turns out there is an additional traunch 1130 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,798 of tickets being released exclusively 1131 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,149 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1132 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:07,454 private banking card holders, okay? 1133 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,934 Man ♪2: Top. Top of the top. 1134 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:11,371 Now, there is one individual who we know 1135 00:51:11,372 --> 00:51:14,200 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 1136 00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:17,203 private banking card, and that is-- 1137 00:51:17,204 --> 00:51:20,467 - Ethan: My aunt. - Ethan's aunt. 1138 00:51:20,468 --> 00:51:22,469 Michael and I arrive to her door, 1139 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:26,386 we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 1140 00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:27,735 - What? - Michael: Our whole lives. 1141 00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:28,867 Our whole lives. 1142 00:51:28,868 --> 00:51:30,825 Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 1143 00:51:30,826 --> 00:51:32,175 Man: His father's white, mother's Chinese. 1144 00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:33,567 First language Chinese. 1145 00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:34,916 Both of my parents are Chinese. 1146 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:37,005 Okay, okay. So, let me-- let me-- let me get this-- 1147 00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,572 Let me, uh, get this straight. 1148 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,053 Man: Okay. 1149 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,143 Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 1150 00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,927 You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson-- 1151 00:51:45,928 --> 00:51:47,407 Man: You're already off. 1152 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:49,540 - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 1153 00:51:49,541 --> 00:51:53,544 I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 1154 00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:57,548 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 1155 00:51:57,549 --> 00:52:00,725 to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 1156 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:04,685 Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 1157 00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:05,991 I see now that, 1158 00:52:05,992 --> 00:52:10,387 yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 1159 00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:12,476 What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 1160 00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:14,130 Okay, yes. [clapping] 1161 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,958 Congratulations. Very good. 1162 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,047 That was extremely well done. 1163 00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:21,876 The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 1164 00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:25,663 I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 1165 00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:28,318 Maybe that's my sensitivity. [chuckling] 1166 00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:32,017 So, um, I guess all that's left 1167 00:52:32,018 --> 00:52:34,193 is for me to kick your ass. 1168 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:35,934 - What? - Dude. Matt. 1169 00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:37,675 - Matt: Who's first? - What's happening? 1170 00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:40,547 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 1171 00:52:40,548 --> 00:52:42,507 Ethan: Why do you have what? 1172 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:45,596 Why do I have that? 1173 00:52:45,597 --> 00:52:47,685 - We all have them. - Dude... 1174 00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:48,904 Matt: How did-- 1175 00:52:56,434 --> 00:52:57,435 Oh, my God. 1176 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:03,919 Oh, my God. 1177 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,188 What is this plan for? 1178 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,495 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 1179 00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:19,717 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 1180 00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:21,633 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 1181 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,679 Yeah. 1182 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,641 And I am... 1183 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:34,819 In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 1184 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,387 ♪ 1185 00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:39,694 [panting] 1186 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,396 Whoa! Sorry. 1187 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:54,535 ♪ 1188 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:04,327 Mr. Hollywood... 1189 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,415 Hollywood. 1190 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,112 Mr. Hollywood. 1191 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:08,069 Mr. Arnold 1192 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:09,071 Mr. Rocky 1193 00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:11,552 Mr. Jennifer Lopez 1194 00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:13,727 That is also Jay. 1195 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:14,946 Yeah. 1196 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:15,773 A Google 1197 00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:16,991 Autolog, Facebook 1198 00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:17,818 Yahoo 1199 00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,298 Too'tereel company. 1200 00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:20,387 He's on everything. Yeah. 1201 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:21,997 Hollywood. 1202 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:24,957 Beautiful, beautiful. 1203 00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:26,697 Okay. Nice meeting you. 1204 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:31,268 [man speaking indistinctly] 1205 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:37,229 ♪ 1206 00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:38,753 You think you'd be famous without me? 1207 00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:42,061 You'd be famous right now. 1208 00:54:43,497 --> 00:54:45,890 You'd be famous right now. Right? 1209 00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:47,108 If it weren't for me. 1210 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:50,634 TTC Voice: Next stop Chestnut Street. 1211 00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:52,549 Your life would have been better if you never met me? 1212 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:53,898 I don't know. I don't know. 1213 00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,160 Well, there's a way to find out. 1214 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,379 There's a way to find out. 1215 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,554 - Easy. Don't-- - No, no, no. 1216 00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:58,816 We can't change anything. 1217 00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:01,035 Matt: Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 1218 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:03,777 [shushing] 1219 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:07,173 You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 1220 00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:18,139 [all shouting] 1221 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:21,926 It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 1222 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:24,711 Michael: It was way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. 1223 00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:26,452 Ethan: Gotta go. Got your bag? 1224 00:55:26,453 --> 00:55:27,932 Michael: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. 1225 00:55:27,933 --> 00:55:30,543 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. 1226 00:55:30,544 --> 00:55:32,807 May I have your attention, please? 1227 00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:37,769 It's time for the final countdown. 1228 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:42,076 [audience cheering] 1229 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:45,210 The show starts in... 1230 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,603 - [dance music plays] - ten... 1231 00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:49,388 ...nine, eight, seven, 1232 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:52,435 six, five, four... 1233 00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:56,134 three, two, one. Go! 1234 00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:57,484 [audience cheering] 1235 00:56:02,097 --> 00:56:04,447 Jay: Hello, Toronto! 1236 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,013 [audience cheering] 1237 00:56:06,014 --> 00:56:09,756 - [replaying melody] - [audience cheering] 1238 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:14,152 [audience cheering] 1239 00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:18,025 ♪ So sorry, I've missed you ♪ 1240 00:56:18,026 --> 00:56:21,115 ♪ Hair, always whipping round ♪ 1241 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:24,597 ♪ So high up, got my chin up ♪ 1242 00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,947 ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 1243 00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:29,254 [chattering] 1244 00:56:29,255 --> 00:56:31,082 Man: He's not even breaking a sweat. 1245 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:34,477 - [people chatting] - He's insane, man. 1246 00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:37,088 Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 1247 00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:38,481 - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 1248 00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:39,786 - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 1249 00:56:39,787 --> 00:56:41,310 Man: Maybe. 1250 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:46,358 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 1251 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:47,752 I'll be-- I'll be-- I'll be right back. 1252 00:56:52,974 --> 00:56:54,975 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 1253 00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:56,455 This-- He's my-- He's my best friend. 1254 00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:57,891 He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 1255 00:56:57,892 --> 00:56:59,937 - Jay: Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 1256 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:02,505 This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 1257 00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:04,898 Look at this. 1258 00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:07,292 Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 1259 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:08,772 and figure out how to do this again, 1260 00:57:08,773 --> 00:57:10,164 or, like, some other version of this, 1261 00:57:10,165 --> 00:57:12,036 because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 1262 00:57:12,037 --> 00:57:13,124 where we're both, where it's, like-- 1263 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,692 where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 1264 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:19,436 Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 1265 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,654 What? 1266 00:57:21,655 --> 00:57:23,308 God. You look good. 1267 00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:27,530 It's been, like, what? 17 years. 1268 00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:29,227 Unbelievable. 1269 00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:31,055 You know, we actually used to have a band together. 1270 00:57:31,056 --> 00:57:32,535 To give you an idea, it was called... 1271 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,711 - No. No, no. - ...Nirvanna the Band. 1272 00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:35,799 - Wait. - [laughing] 1273 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,061 Woman: No way. 1274 00:57:37,062 --> 00:57:39,411 No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 1275 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:41,587 - Jay: Yeah, yeah. I remember. - No, no, no. I'm saying you-- 1276 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:43,154 No, but you gotta remember. You gotta remember. 1277 00:57:43,155 --> 00:57:44,982 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 1278 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:46,113 Yeah, it's all good. 1279 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:47,680 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 1280 00:57:47,681 --> 00:57:48,942 It's me. Jay-- 1281 00:57:48,943 --> 00:57:50,683 - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 1282 00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:52,424 You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 1283 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,860 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1284 00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:55,340 Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 1285 00:57:55,341 --> 00:57:57,342 It's me! It's me! 1286 00:57:57,343 --> 00:58:00,693 This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 1287 00:58:00,694 --> 00:58:02,565 Bird! Jay! 1288 00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:03,870 You guys want a photo or something? 1289 00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,306 Matt: Jay! 1290 00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:09,442 [panting] 1291 00:58:10,574 --> 00:58:12,358 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 1292 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,056 [car honking] 1293 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:21,715 ♪ 1294 00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,291 Oh, no. 1295 00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:37,730 Jay! 1296 00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,863 [voice echoing] 1297 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,387 ["Never Come Down" playing] 1298 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:46,217 - [crowd clamouring] - Jay: Thank you, sir. 1299 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:48,480 Man ♪1: Jay, I love you. 1300 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,264 Man ♪2: Looking clean, Jay. 1301 00:58:50,265 --> 00:58:54,181 ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 1302 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,401 "Did Jay McCarrol... 1303 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:58,142 "write 'Never Come Down'?" 1304 00:58:58,143 --> 00:59:00,318 I was in a bad living situation 1305 00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,841 and I was having a lot of nightmares. 1306 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:05,018 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 1307 00:59:05,019 --> 00:59:06,498 well, a genius hit song. 1308 00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,587 As you guys already know with this track, 1309 00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,589 it is an absolute classic, 1310 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:13,723 and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 1311 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,812 for well over a decade now at this point. 1312 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,509 I heard you're scared of clowns. 1313 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,076 I'm not afraid of clowns. 1314 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:20,556 But I heard that you were. 1315 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,557 [both shouting] 1316 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,734 I'm out here-- Uh-oh. Richard. 1317 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:27,954 [laughing] 1318 00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:30,391 Jay McCarrol is in the building! 1319 00:59:30,392 --> 00:59:32,263 - [hosts applauding] - Hey, guys. 1320 00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:33,743 - Jay, welcome back, dude. - How're you doing? 1321 00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:35,309 Mocha: It is so good to see you here today. 1322 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,833 Wow. Yeah. 1323 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:38,443 You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 1324 00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:41,620 because you are about to go and shake the world. 1325 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,970 And what's sort of going through your head right now? 1326 00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:46,626 Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 1327 00:59:48,149 --> 00:59:50,237 [smacking lips] Yes. 1328 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:52,283 So, when you go through these moments, 1329 00:59:52,284 --> 00:59:53,893 whether it's with a song or a tour 1330 00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:56,635 or a show or an award or whatever it is, 1331 00:59:56,636 --> 00:59:58,724 we all still have somebody in our life 1332 00:59:58,725 --> 01:00:00,813 that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 1333 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,380 No matter how successful you get, 1334 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:04,600 you still have that person you want to make proud. 1335 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,037 Like, who's the first call you make 1336 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,473 when you walk off the stage, 1337 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,475 where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 1338 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:12,304 Who's the call that you make? 1339 01:00:17,526 --> 01:00:19,093 I, uh-- 1340 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:26,405 Like a-- Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 1341 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,629 [bleep] Not again! Ah! 1342 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,588 ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 1343 01:00:36,589 --> 01:00:41,593 ♪ 1344 01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:42,768 [bleep] 1345 01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:44,162 You good? 1346 01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:47,120 MJ? 1347 01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:48,948 Radio Host: Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 1348 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,515 "Never Come Down." 1349 01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:53,561 And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 1350 01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:55,433 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 1351 01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:59,002 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 1352 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:01,221 Roz: All you gotta do is give us a call right now 1353 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,310 and tell us what street in Toronto 1354 01:01:03,311 --> 01:01:05,922 does Jay McCarrol live on. 1355 01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:08,533 Mocha: 416-870-8888. That is the... 1356 01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:11,449 [women cheering, clapping] 1357 01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:14,714 Matt: [groaning] Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 1358 01:01:18,457 --> 01:01:21,067 Uh, hello? 1359 01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,374 I think I live here. 1360 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:24,810 [gate squealing] 1361 01:01:24,811 --> 01:01:26,899 Man: I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 1362 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,509 I got him out front. He's right here. 1363 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:29,946 He's right out front at the front door. 1364 01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:31,599 What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 1365 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,689 Yeah. Yeah, he's right-- Just everyone relax. 1366 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,299 That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 1367 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:36,648 because of course he's gonna be here. 1368 01:01:36,649 --> 01:01:38,955 He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 1369 01:01:38,956 --> 01:01:42,915 [crowd cheering] 1370 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:48,312 ♪ 1371 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:51,141 Okay, who's first? Who's first? 1372 01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:52,316 Okay. 1373 01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:54,318 - Could we get a picture? - Of course! 1374 01:01:54,319 --> 01:01:55,754 I'm shaking, I'm very nervous... 1375 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:56,624 Oh, wow. 1376 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:57,843 It's so nice to meet you. 1377 01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:58,976 Wow. So fun. 1378 01:02:05,286 --> 01:02:06,939 - Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you. 1379 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,419 I'm so happy that I met you. 1380 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:09,464 Thank you very much. 1381 01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:17,734 [bleep] 1382 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,300 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1383 01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:22,085 - Gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird! You gotta remember! 1384 01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:23,173 Jay, you gotta remember me! 1385 01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:24,435 - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 1386 01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:25,610 [Matt shouting] 1387 01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:27,351 Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 1388 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:29,962 [Matt shouting distantly] 1389 01:02:29,963 --> 01:02:34,838 ♪ 1390 01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:43,368 [smashing] 1391 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:45,762 [bleep] 1392 01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:48,764 [bleep] 1393 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:54,118 ♪ 1394 01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:05,694 Who's your best friend? 1395 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,051 It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 1396 01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:16,313 It's all good. It's all good. 1397 01:03:16,314 --> 01:03:17,749 - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 1398 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,533 we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 1399 01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:20,752 right from the very beginning. 1400 01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:23,015 A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 1401 01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:24,930 Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 1402 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,845 is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 1403 01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:28,629 You're still wearing that hat? 1404 01:03:28,630 --> 01:03:30,544 What? 1405 01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:34,418 [laughing] He's gained weight. 1406 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:36,246 Mocha: We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 1407 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,639 We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 1408 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,426 You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 1409 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:44,254 ...mentally ill. 1410 01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:46,430 Mocha: Thank you so much for visiting us once again 1411 01:03:46,431 --> 01:03:48,432 and making time for us even at the status 1412 01:03:48,433 --> 01:03:49,520 that you're at right now! 1413 01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:51,609 He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 1414 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,829 He's my old friend, Matt. And we're-- 1415 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,482 And we're really happy to see him. 1416 01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:57,310 [laughing] 1417 01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:59,399 I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 1418 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,749 Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 1419 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:03,534 No. 1420 01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:05,144 Mocha: Thank you for always making time for us 1421 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,493 on The Roz and Mocha Show. 1422 01:04:06,494 --> 01:04:08,452 About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 1423 01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:09,540 Jay McCarrol, everybody. 1424 01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:11,455 - Man: Mr. McCarrol. - Jay: Yeah? 1425 01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:12,543 I got you in number three here. 1426 01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:13,936 Jay: 'Kay. 1427 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,634 So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 1428 01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:20,943 full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 1429 01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,641 memory foam mattress. 1430 01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,817 We got three TVs in here for ya. 1431 01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:27,863 Ceramic tile floor. 1432 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,386 You even got your own code and doorbell. 1433 01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,866 - Like, this is way back. - Woman: Yeah. 1434 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,171 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 1435 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:33,607 - Man: Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 1436 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:37,350 And Drew Barrymore-- Yeah. Hey. 1437 01:04:37,351 --> 01:04:38,743 Drew Barrymore was there with-- 1438 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,179 - Man: With Fab. - Woman: Oh, my God. 1439 01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,572 - Man: They were together. - Woman: That's crazy. 1440 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,008 Man: Was it-- Or was it Justin Long? 1441 01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:44,705 Bearded man: No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 1442 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:45,837 'cause I remember seeing her. 1443 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,230 That moment, like, that is covered. 1444 01:04:47,231 --> 01:04:48,492 - Man: Fab's in there? - Yeah. 1445 01:04:48,493 --> 01:04:50,320 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 1446 01:04:50,321 --> 01:04:51,582 Woman: From-- They were there? 1447 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,976 - Man: Not quite. - I get this room! 1448 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:57,544 Man: Yeah. 1449 01:04:57,545 --> 01:05:00,069 - I mean, I really loved-- - Yeah. He produced it. 1450 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:02,072 [group chattering] 1451 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:09,905 [sighing] 1452 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,471 ...really trying to wedge his way in 1453 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:12,690 to be in The Rapture, 1454 01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:15,345 and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 1455 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:16,650 - Like a bit of a-- - Yes. 1456 01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:17,825 Woman: Mm-hm. I heard that. 1457 01:05:17,826 --> 01:05:19,392 Man: Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 1458 01:05:19,393 --> 01:05:20,698 where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 1459 01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:23,614 And they're like-- But-- And then he does go off 1460 01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:25,311 and perform and do his own thing. 1461 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:28,836 [chattering] 1462 01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:31,404 - Yes, yeah, and in the-- - He's in that, too? 1463 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:34,451 - [clapping] - I had never 100 percent... 1464 01:05:34,452 --> 01:05:36,279 Jay: What's up? 1465 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,237 We're going on tour! 1466 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:40,849 You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 1467 01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:43,547 Um... 1468 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:46,289 I don't know if it has the, uh... 1469 01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:48,726 Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 1470 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,076 Jay: Do we have a N64? 1471 01:05:51,077 --> 01:05:54,079 I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 1472 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,909 I think if-- if you brought one I would play, sure. 1473 01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:07,920 I'm bugging you guys. 1474 01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:10,966 Woman: No. 1475 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:14,404 I was just going to say about the, uh, the-- 1476 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:16,449 towards the last part of the book, 1477 01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:19,452 James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening-- 1478 01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:24,371 [conversation continues indistinctly] 1479 01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:30,421 [conversation continues indistinctly] 1480 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,254 No problem. What's that? 1481 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:39,647 Bird's favourite game. 1482 01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,086 Let's have a little fun. 1483 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,610 [clicking] 1484 01:06:46,611 --> 01:06:48,829 [conversation continues indistinctly] 1485 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:51,354 Man: Yeah, but, like, so many of these stories start with, 1486 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:53,225 like, you could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 1487 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:54,792 It's like, at the boarding school in Paris-- 1488 01:06:54,793 --> 01:06:56,402 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 1489 01:06:56,403 --> 01:06:57,403 - [gun fires] - [screaming] 1490 01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,753 Woman: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1491 01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:00,842 Fuck! 1492 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,887 Help! 1493 01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:06,196 [sirens blaring] 1494 01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:09,850 Breaking news out of Toronto. 1495 01:07:09,851 --> 01:07:13,158 A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 1496 01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:15,247 Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 1497 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:17,119 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 1498 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,035 Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 1499 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,645 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 1500 01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:23,821 a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 1501 01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:25,214 This is Park Lane Circle. 1502 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:26,867 It's the street that Jay lives on. 1503 01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:28,869 This is as close to the scene as we can get. 1504 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:30,175 And as you reported, 1505 01:07:30,176 --> 01:07:32,830 there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 1506 01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,962 was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 1507 01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:36,051 and they were still looking 1508 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:38,879 for a suspect seen leaving the area. 1509 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,708 Marcie: Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 1510 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,450 where police are updating their investigation 1511 01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:47,236 just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 1512 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:49,368 ...to be here today. 1513 01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:52,328 I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 1514 01:07:52,329 --> 01:07:55,200 You can expect to see an increased presence 1515 01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:57,507 in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 1516 01:07:57,508 --> 01:07:59,161 but it's no different than any other shooting 1517 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,423 or firearm discharge. 1518 01:08:00,424 --> 01:08:02,773 We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 1519 01:08:02,774 --> 01:08:06,081 to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 1520 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,866 Police were called to a shooting... 1521 01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:11,043 [panting] 1522 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:18,659 [helicopter whirring] 1523 01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,184 [siren wailing distantly] 1524 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,881 I just need to go back 1525 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:26,667 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 1526 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:29,975 ...then I can undo all this. 1527 01:08:30,932 --> 01:08:32,499 So, how... 1528 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:35,980 How do we get back? 1529 01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:37,721 [chuckling] 1530 01:08:37,722 --> 01:08:39,070 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 1531 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:41,464 Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 1532 01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:43,379 Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 1533 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,903 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 1534 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:47,513 But then what the-- who are you? 1535 01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,211 - Right? - I'm Nikolay. 1536 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,561 Yeah, but this-- but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 1537 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:52,997 So you might be working for them, 1538 01:08:52,998 --> 01:08:54,564 working for this other band, working for these guys. 1539 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:56,305 See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 1540 01:08:56,306 --> 01:08:58,176 the piano, and we would solve this! 1541 01:08:58,177 --> 01:08:59,177 We would come up with this. 1542 01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:00,397 - [knocking] - Aah! 1543 01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:05,097 I'll get it. 1544 01:09:08,622 --> 01:09:12,234 [wind gusting] 1545 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:14,801 Hi. Matt. 1546 01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:17,326 I, uh-- I just wanted to come and apologize. 1547 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,458 Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 1548 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:23,419 and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 1549 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:24,507 Uh-huh. 1550 01:09:24,508 --> 01:09:26,552 Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 1551 01:09:26,553 --> 01:09:27,727 Okay. 1552 01:09:27,728 --> 01:09:28,946 [chuckles] 1553 01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:30,166 Thanks. 1554 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,126 Oh! Also, uh... 1555 01:09:35,127 --> 01:09:38,956 you said something that night about a time machine. 1556 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:43,265 ♪ 1557 01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:45,832 Oh, this is great! Okay. 1558 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:48,052 [siren sounding in distance] 1559 01:09:48,053 --> 01:09:50,489 - Jay? - [siren in distance] 1560 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,492 Oh, you're looking at the-- Yeah, this is the house. 1561 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:56,930 May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 1562 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,629 Can we go? 1563 01:09:59,630 --> 01:10:02,197 Uh, right. So, my time machine 1564 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,111 works off of a very specific fuel. 1565 01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:06,026 - Yeah. - Do you know what Orbitz are? 1566 01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:08,159 - It's a-- - Yep. I know what they are. 1567 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,987 Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 1568 01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,075 - Uh-huh. - Okay, 1569 01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:12,207 so, I built a time machine! 1570 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,295 Yes. 1571 01:10:13,296 --> 01:10:15,166 And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 1572 01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:16,646 - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 1573 01:10:16,647 --> 01:10:17,908 Just for the fun, yeah. 1574 01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:19,518 ...we go in it and we go back-- 1575 01:10:19,519 --> 01:10:20,825 Pick a date. 1576 01:10:22,870 --> 01:10:25,655 Oh, 2008. 1577 01:10:25,656 --> 01:10:28,962 Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 1578 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,095 - You can go anywhere. - ...two days ago. 1579 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:33,706 Two days ago? Why would you-- What do you mean? Why go back? 1580 01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:35,273 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1581 01:10:35,274 --> 01:10:36,753 You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 1582 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:38,668 - Hypothetically. - Two day-- No problem. 1583 01:10:38,669 --> 01:10:40,452 Why would you go back two-- - I don't understand. 1584 01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:42,149 - Okay. - Talking about a time machine. 1585 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:44,587 We could go visit 2008, Obama. 1586 01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:45,936 - Obamna! - Yes. 1587 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:48,504 The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 1588 01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:50,245 There's no, uh, fuel. 1589 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,508 [stammering] Well-- And why Orbitz? 1590 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:53,944 Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 1591 01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:55,772 [playing steady beat] 1592 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:57,730 What makes Orbitz powerful? 1593 01:10:57,731 --> 01:11:00,037 What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the-- what's the-- 1594 01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:02,213 what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 1595 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:03,736 - [beat stopping] - Jay: I don't know. 1596 01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:05,521 - The ingredients. - Oh! 1597 01:11:05,522 --> 01:11:07,305 - [playing steady beat] - Maybe there's an ingredient 1598 01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:09,481 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 1599 01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,875 Sugar? Cane sugar? 1600 01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,920 Both: Gelatin. 1601 01:11:13,921 --> 01:11:17,489 This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 1602 01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:20,971 non-swearing rap from the '80s. 1603 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,755 - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 1604 01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,541 teaching people the alphabet. 1605 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:28,065 ♪ You got your A, your B 1606 01:11:28,066 --> 01:11:29,675 - ♪ Your C - [playing hip hop beat] 1607 01:11:29,676 --> 01:11:32,983 ♪ Your D, E, F 1608 01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:35,638 ♪ And don't forget G 1609 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:38,075 And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 1610 01:11:38,076 --> 01:11:40,295 Bill Cosby's walking around. 1611 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,341 [as Cosby] ♪ If you wanna learn the alphabet ♪ 1612 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,082 ♪ Here's what you get 1613 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:48,303 ♪ You get A, B, C 1614 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,261 [normal voice] Okay, and-- and the secret message 1615 01:11:50,262 --> 01:11:52,002 of so many of those things was-- 1616 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:54,091 Okay, so, what are-- What's-- what's in the Orbitz? 1617 01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:57,355 Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 1618 01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:59,444 and it's not a normal ingredient. 1619 01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:01,359 The-- The bottle is smashed. 1620 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,926 There's a list of ingredients on it. 1621 01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:05,015 - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1622 01:12:05,016 --> 01:12:06,930 I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 1623 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:09,585 and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 1624 01:12:09,586 --> 01:12:11,413 I looked at the back... 1625 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:13,545 I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 1626 01:12:13,546 --> 01:12:14,633 What? 1627 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,375 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1628 01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,378 It's a pile of [bleep] in every bottle. 1629 01:12:20,379 --> 01:12:22,032 Those drinks suck! 1630 01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:24,469 "A bolt of lightning in"-- No, what does it say? 1631 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:26,732 - A what? What? - That's just the tagline that it says on it. 1632 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,081 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1633 01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:29,692 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 1634 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:31,563 No, no, that's just-- that's just like, marketing, though. 1635 01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:33,565 - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 1636 01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:35,001 in a liquid bottle. 1637 01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:38,918 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 1638 01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,747 Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 1639 01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:43,053 We at least try it! 1640 01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,968 We just need to find a way to get lightning 1641 01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:47,187 to strike the time machine. 1642 01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:49,190 If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 1643 01:12:50,278 --> 01:12:51,453 You know what time it is? 1644 01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:52,410 It's, uh, 9:03. 1645 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:53,759 [thunder crashing] 1646 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,979 I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 1647 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:57,676 Oh, right! 1648 01:12:57,677 --> 01:12:59,852 What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 1649 01:12:59,853 --> 01:13:01,593 "Oh, right?" How would you know? 1650 01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:03,943 That was a different version of you. 1651 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,292 This hadn't even happened yet. 1652 01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:06,511 I mean, oh, great. 1653 01:13:06,512 --> 01:13:07,904 Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 1654 01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,514 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 1655 01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:10,776 "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 1656 01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:12,691 - Yes. - [as Doc Brown] Great Scott! 1657 01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:14,214 [normal voice] This is really all coming together. 1658 01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:15,477 - Right. - This is just like 1659 01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:17,043 Back to the Future. This is insane. 1660 01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:19,350 There would be all the... [imitating theme] 1661 01:13:19,351 --> 01:13:21,526 No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 1662 01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:24,486 Well, if you could just go... [imitating theme] 1663 01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:27,620 [both imitating theme] 1664 01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:33,320 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 1665 01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:35,192 Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 1666 01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:36,933 thank your lucky stars because 1667 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:39,196 this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 1668 01:13:39,197 --> 01:13:41,459 - [drumroll] - [as Doc] 10,000 gigawatts! 1669 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,505 - [drum sounding] - Dr. Emmett Brown! 1670 01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:45,811 - Come on! - [Back to the Future theme plays] 1671 01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:49,859 [tense music playing] 1672 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:52,644 [people chattering] 1673 01:13:52,645 --> 01:13:54,342 [someone shouting] 1674 01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:57,997 Look, there's Spider-Man. 1675 01:13:57,998 --> 01:14:00,347 [people chattering] 1676 01:14:00,348 --> 01:14:02,438 [car horns honking] 1677 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:06,528 Whoa, this is tripping me out. 1678 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:10,053 Okay, so, I gotta-- I'm gonna run around there. 1679 01:14:10,054 --> 01:14:13,317 You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 1680 01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:15,885 Holy shit, this is crazy. 1681 01:14:15,886 --> 01:14:17,017 I remember you. 1682 01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:20,803 Oh, right, we never met before. 1683 01:14:20,804 --> 01:14:23,371 - No. - Yeah, okay, sorry. 1684 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,242 Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 1685 01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:27,374 Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 1686 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:33,511 ♪ 1687 01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:34,557 How you doing? 1688 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:41,085 Dude, are you Jay McCarrol? 1689 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:43,347 Hi, no. Sorry. I don't-- 1690 01:14:43,348 --> 01:14:45,175 I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 1691 01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:46,003 Oh, okay. 1692 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:49,397 [grunting] 1693 01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:52,748 Jared, are you fucking dying? 1694 01:14:52,749 --> 01:14:56,578 Jared: Yeah. [panting] 1695 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:59,015 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - Are you there? 1696 01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:00,756 Matt: Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 1697 01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:02,888 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - You're still climbing? 1698 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:03,976 - Matt: Yes. - [walkie-talkie beeps] 1699 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:05,152 Still? 1700 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,286 [straining] 1701 01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:12,507 [exhaling sharply] 1702 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:16,989 [straining] 1703 01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:19,297 [wind howling] 1704 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,342 Oh, my God. 1705 01:15:22,343 --> 01:15:23,867 [wind howling] 1706 01:15:27,131 --> 01:15:28,523 [straining] 1707 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,612 Holy fuck! 1708 01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,354 [walkie-talkie beeps] 1709 01:15:34,355 --> 01:15:37,575 Jay, we made it to the top! 1710 01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:39,534 You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 1711 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,014 the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 1712 01:15:42,015 --> 01:15:43,320 [chuckling nervously] How you doing? 1713 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:45,191 - Good and you? - Good. 1714 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:46,584 Trying to get in touch with somebody? 1715 01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:49,239 Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 1716 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,632 Part of the crew up there? 1717 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:52,503 With the... the chefs? 1718 01:15:52,504 --> 01:15:53,984 - Yes. - Okay... 1719 01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:56,899 Come on. 1720 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:59,424 [wind howling] 1721 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:16,745 Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 1722 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,486 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - Yeah, drop it whenever! 1723 01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:21,925 [grunting] 1724 01:16:22,926 --> 01:16:24,057 Whoa. 1725 01:16:30,498 --> 01:16:31,542 - [thudding] - [people gasping] 1726 01:16:31,543 --> 01:16:33,240 Jay: Whew. Huh. 1727 01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,982 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - Okay, I got it! 1728 01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:38,071 [chuckling] 1729 01:16:40,683 --> 01:16:41,945 Where's the knot? 1730 01:16:43,686 --> 01:16:44,774 Got it. 1731 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,820 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - Okay, Matt. 1732 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:50,779 It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 1733 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:57,133 ♪ 1734 01:16:57,134 --> 01:16:59,439 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - All right, there she goes! 1735 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,485 [Jay chuckling] 1736 01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:04,575 It's not exactly inconspicuous. 1737 01:17:04,576 --> 01:17:09,929 ♪ 1738 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:28,948 What's going on here? 1739 01:17:29,253 --> 01:17:31,951 Uh, it's-- it's just-- um... 1740 01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:36,912 Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 1741 01:17:36,913 --> 01:17:39,741 [chuckling nervously] Um... 1742 01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:41,090 You see, my friend's part of, uh, 1743 01:17:41,091 --> 01:17:43,267 a chef, uh, situation or something. 1744 01:17:46,749 --> 01:17:48,315 [clicking] 1745 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:00,587 Okay. 1746 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:01,938 Okay, we're coming down! 1747 01:18:03,243 --> 01:18:05,768 [Chicago's "Old Days" playing] 1748 01:18:15,865 --> 01:18:18,606 ♪ Old days 1749 01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:23,785 ♪ Good times I remember 1750 01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:26,702 ♪ Fun days 1751 01:18:27,659 --> 01:18:30,793 ♪ Filled with simple pleasure ♪ 1752 01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:34,840 ♪ Drive-in movies 1753 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:40,236 ♪ Comic books and blue jeans ♪ 1754 01:18:40,237 --> 01:18:42,413 ♪ Howdy Doody 1755 01:18:44,067 --> 01:18:47,069 ♪ Baseball cards and birthdays ♪ 1756 01:18:47,070 --> 01:18:48,636 ♪ Take me back 1757 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,553 ♪ To the world gone away 1758 01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:56,906 ♪ Memories 1759 01:18:58,037 --> 01:18:59,995 ♪ Seem like yesterday 1760 01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:04,522 ♪ 1761 01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,968 [clanging] 1762 01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:18,361 Jay: Here. 1763 01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:19,841 Well, I don't know-- I don't... 1764 01:19:19,842 --> 01:19:21,103 Just get it open! 1765 01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:23,715 [chuckling nervously] Uh... 1766 01:19:26,196 --> 01:19:28,501 Oh, yes! Okay. 1767 01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:32,375 - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. 1768 01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:34,159 Jay: Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 1769 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:35,900 Matt: No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 1770 01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:37,815 - Just plug it into the thing. - [car horn honking] 1771 01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:39,686 [chuckles] Jam it in. 1772 01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:40,776 [grunting] 1773 01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:43,865 - [chiming] - Jay: Come on. 1774 01:19:43,866 --> 01:19:45,301 - [chiming] - Yes! 1775 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:47,694 Yeah! [laughing] 1776 01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:49,522 Ooh, careful. 1777 01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:51,221 - Sort of close this. - We just... 1778 01:19:56,487 --> 01:19:58,575 - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 1779 01:19:58,576 --> 01:20:00,142 Excuse me. Are you gonna be here for a while? 1780 01:20:00,143 --> 01:20:01,578 Sorry? 1781 01:20:01,579 --> 01:20:03,232 Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 1782 01:20:03,233 --> 01:20:05,060 comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 1783 01:20:05,061 --> 01:20:06,236 or anything like that? 1784 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:08,193 For like... How many? 1785 01:20:08,194 --> 01:20:09,673 Like, uh... 1786 01:20:09,674 --> 01:20:12,068 Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 1787 01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:13,633 - Okay. Thank you. 1788 01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:14,853 - Yeah. - Thank you. Okay. 1789 01:20:15,332 --> 01:20:16,506 - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 1790 01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:21,468 ♪ 1791 01:20:31,696 --> 01:20:33,653 Thirteen minutes. 1792 01:20:33,654 --> 01:20:36,526 How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 1793 01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:38,484 You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 1794 01:20:38,485 --> 01:20:40,051 - Yeah, show me. - You type in-- Watch. Okay. 1795 01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:43,011 So, look. Month, day, year, time. 1796 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:44,534 So, the month is, yeah, 1797 01:20:44,535 --> 01:20:46,275 we'll say... September. 1798 01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:47,929 So, nine, and the day. 1799 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:49,756 Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 1800 01:20:49,757 --> 01:20:52,237 And then randomly 2008. 1801 01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:53,935 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 1802 01:20:53,936 --> 01:20:56,459 just so that I've got lots of time. 1803 01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:58,765 There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 1804 01:20:58,766 --> 01:21:00,637 of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 1805 01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:02,552 - [alarm sounding] - Oh! 1806 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,597 8:50, okay, it's go time! 1807 01:21:04,598 --> 01:21:05,730 Okay! [grunting] 1808 01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:10,387 [grunting] 1809 01:21:14,391 --> 01:21:15,566 [straining] 1810 01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:20,571 [grunting] 1811 01:21:22,442 --> 01:21:24,182 Okay. 1812 01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:25,662 [grunting] 1813 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,664 How you guys doing? 1814 01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:30,320 It's, uh-- it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 1815 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,148 You're allowed to do that? 1816 01:21:33,149 --> 01:21:34,845 Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 1817 01:21:34,846 --> 01:21:36,803 [metal creaking] 1818 01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:37,892 Oh, God! 1819 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:42,201 ♪ 1820 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:54,997 [horns honking] 1821 01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:03,743 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 1822 01:22:03,744 --> 01:22:04,789 [time machine chiming] 1823 01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:08,052 What the hell? 1824 01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:11,100 I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 1825 01:22:12,144 --> 01:22:13,145 Jay: Matt! 1826 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,407 We got a problem. 1827 01:22:15,408 --> 01:22:16,582 What? 1828 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:19,150 [horns honking] 1829 01:22:19,151 --> 01:22:20,673 What-- What is it? 1830 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:24,069 Jay: Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 1831 01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:27,506 Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 1832 01:22:27,507 --> 01:22:28,768 [horns honking] 1833 01:22:28,769 --> 01:22:30,683 [Matt grunting] 1834 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:31,815 Uh-- uh-- 1835 01:22:31,816 --> 01:22:33,556 Okay, I'll be right back. 1836 01:22:33,557 --> 01:22:35,427 I think-- Hey, where you going? 1837 01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:37,081 Matt, where you going? 1838 01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,214 Matt! 1839 01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:41,826 Matt! Matt! 1840 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,741 [bleep] Uh, [bleep]. 1841 01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:48,311 ♪ 1842 01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,969 Yo, you're on TV, bro! 1843 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:55,839 What? 1844 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:57,362 - Yo, for real! - No. 1845 01:22:57,363 --> 01:22:59,886 - You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good. 1846 01:22:59,887 --> 01:23:01,193 [news fanfare plays] 1847 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,632 Anchor: Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 1848 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:10,027 the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 1849 01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,029 A shooting occurred in the tour bus 1850 01:23:12,030 --> 01:23:13,378 parked outside of the home 1851 01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:16,294 of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 1852 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:18,253 In the first major update of this case, 1853 01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:19,819 police are now reporting the shooter 1854 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,821 is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 1855 01:23:21,822 --> 01:23:23,562 Reporter: That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 1856 01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:26,261 leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 1857 01:23:26,262 --> 01:23:27,958 His current whereabouts are unknown, 1858 01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:30,569 but police believe he may still be in the city. 1859 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:32,441 Police are urging the public to report 1860 01:23:32,442 --> 01:23:34,573 any sightings of the rock star 1861 01:23:34,574 --> 01:23:37,794 while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 1862 01:23:37,795 --> 01:23:40,623 as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 1863 01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:42,581 The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 1864 01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:45,019 but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 1865 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,934 starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 1866 01:23:47,935 --> 01:23:50,676 - Oh. - [siren wailing] 1867 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:53,114 [news fanfare playing] 1868 01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:55,986 Marci: We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 1869 01:23:55,987 --> 01:23:59,120 A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 1870 01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:02,079 CP24's news chopper is on the scene 1871 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,081 with a live look at the action. 1872 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:05,300 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 1873 01:24:05,301 --> 01:24:06,562 What exactly is this man doing? 1874 01:24:06,563 --> 01:24:07,519 Read that! 1875 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,652 Breaking News: Man on CN Tower. 1876 01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:11,523 Brad: ...exactly what this man... 1877 01:24:11,524 --> 01:24:17,443 ♪ 1878 01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:24,102 Oh! Okay. 1879 01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:26,973 I got it! 1880 01:24:26,974 --> 01:24:29,324 Brad: It looks like an extension cord 1881 01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:32,457 stretching all the way from the top of the tower 1882 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:33,937 down to street level. 1883 01:24:33,938 --> 01:24:38,682 ♪ 1884 01:24:42,294 --> 01:24:43,165 Yo, what!? 1885 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:45,254 Yo, what is gwanin? 1886 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:48,953 Yo! What is gwanin? 1887 01:24:50,215 --> 01:24:52,174 What the fuck is gwanin? 1888 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:57,527 Okay! [laughing] 1889 01:24:58,745 --> 01:25:00,269 [chopper whirring] 1890 01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:09,147 [chiming] 1891 01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:12,932 Matt, you did it! 1892 01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,934 It's all green! 1893 01:25:14,935 --> 01:25:16,849 Okay, good, I'm coming down! 1894 01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:17,895 [downscale chiming] 1895 01:25:19,549 --> 01:25:21,245 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 1896 01:25:21,246 --> 01:25:23,073 Matt: I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 1897 01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:25,858 No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 1898 01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:26,859 Matt: On the street? 1899 01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:32,387 ♪ 1900 01:25:32,388 --> 01:25:34,477 You [bleep] moron, you ripped the cable out! 1901 01:25:35,695 --> 01:25:36,914 Oh, no! 1902 01:25:39,525 --> 01:25:40,787 Oh... 1903 01:25:44,356 --> 01:25:45,704 Matt, we are [bleep]! 1904 01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:46,879 Matt: I'm sorry! 1905 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,577 Jay, I'm sorry! 1906 01:25:48,578 --> 01:25:50,448 Jay: I have something figured out. 1907 01:25:50,449 --> 01:25:53,409 That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 1908 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,764 No! 1909 01:26:03,332 --> 01:26:04,376 Oh, Matt! 1910 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:07,510 Oh, God! 1911 01:26:10,252 --> 01:26:13,298 Oh! Yeah! 1912 01:26:14,517 --> 01:26:16,431 [laughing] 1913 01:26:16,432 --> 01:26:18,173 Oh, my God! 1914 01:26:19,913 --> 01:26:21,001 Yeah! 1915 01:26:22,307 --> 01:26:24,308 Yeah! [laughing] 1916 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:28,748 ♪ 1917 01:26:34,058 --> 01:26:35,711 [tires screeching, horns honking] 1918 01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:36,887 [slamming door] 1919 01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:39,455 [starting RV] 1920 01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:42,283 [tires screeching] 1921 01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:46,201 ♪ 1922 01:26:56,472 --> 01:26:57,994 [thudding on roof] 1923 01:26:57,995 --> 01:27:00,823 TTC Voice: Next stop King Street West. 1924 01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:02,520 [door chiming] 1925 01:27:02,521 --> 01:27:03,608 [thudding] 1926 01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:10,136 ♪ 1927 01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:12,182 - [door chiming] - Man: Holy shit. 1928 01:27:12,183 --> 01:27:13,402 - [thudding] - [Matt grunting] 1929 01:27:17,797 --> 01:27:19,407 Excuse me! Sorry! 1930 01:27:19,408 --> 01:27:22,410 [horns honking] 1931 01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:24,281 [tires screeching, horn honking] 1932 01:27:24,282 --> 01:27:25,369 Okay. 1933 01:27:25,370 --> 01:27:29,505 ♪ 1934 01:27:35,032 --> 01:27:36,554 [siren wailing] 1935 01:27:36,555 --> 01:27:37,903 Oh, [bleep]. 1936 01:27:37,904 --> 01:27:40,516 - [siren wailing] - Oh, [bleep]! 1937 01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:44,954 [bleep] 1938 01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:48,437 ♪ 1939 01:27:53,964 --> 01:27:55,574 [grunting] Oh... 1940 01:27:58,403 --> 01:27:59,795 - [grunting] - [horns honking] 1941 01:27:59,796 --> 01:28:01,492 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1942 01:28:01,493 --> 01:28:03,234 [horns honking] 1943 01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:08,370 Oh! What the fuck? 1944 01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:14,853 [Matt grunting] 1945 01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,202 [fabric tearing] 1946 01:28:16,203 --> 01:28:17,726 [straining] 1947 01:28:17,727 --> 01:28:18,945 Oh, my God! 1948 01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:21,904 How do I do this? 1949 01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:26,996 [siren wailing] 1950 01:28:26,997 --> 01:28:33,611 ♪ 1951 01:28:33,612 --> 01:28:36,092 - Oh! - [sirens wailing] 1952 01:28:36,093 --> 01:28:37,485 Matt, what's going on, buddy? 1953 01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:42,099 [sirens wailing] 1954 01:28:43,056 --> 01:28:44,709 [straining] 1955 01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:46,668 You wanna-- Do you wanna help me? 1956 01:28:46,669 --> 01:28:47,799 Sorry? 1957 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,410 - Oh, you not from Toronto? - No. 1958 01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:50,541 Where you guys from? 1959 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,282 - French! - From France or from Quebec? 1960 01:28:52,283 --> 01:28:53,849 Yeaaah. France! 1961 01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:55,503 - Oh, from France? Welcome to Toronto. - Yes. 1962 01:28:55,504 --> 01:28:58,549 How you doing? That's the CN Tower up there. 1963 01:28:58,550 --> 01:28:59,855 Yeah. 1964 01:28:59,856 --> 01:29:01,422 So, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 1965 01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:02,814 but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 1966 01:29:02,815 --> 01:29:04,120 my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 1967 01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:05,470 Yeaaah of course! 1968 01:29:05,775 --> 01:29:07,558 Come on! You motherfucker. 1969 01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,168 Jay: Matt, what's going on with that cable? 1970 01:29:09,169 --> 01:29:11,388 Jesus... Can you press the return key? 1971 01:29:11,389 --> 01:29:12,737 - Where? - Like this, just press this. 1972 01:29:12,738 --> 01:29:14,043 Okay. 1973 01:29:14,044 --> 01:29:17,221 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 1974 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:20,179 [chuckling] This is funny to you? 1975 01:29:20,180 --> 01:29:22,138 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 1976 01:29:22,139 --> 01:29:22,965 [both laughing] 1977 01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:26,969 [sirens wailing] 1978 01:29:26,970 --> 01:29:32,191 ♪ 1979 01:29:32,192 --> 01:29:34,629 Pull over! 1980 01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:35,978 Oh, [bleep]! 1981 01:29:35,979 --> 01:29:37,588 - Pull over now! - Jay: No! 1982 01:29:37,589 --> 01:29:39,460 Officer: Pull over your vehicle-- 1983 01:29:39,461 --> 01:29:40,374 No! 1984 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:43,378 [grunting] 1985 01:29:45,554 --> 01:29:50,385 ♪ 1986 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:05,616 - Hypothetically... - Right. 1987 01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:08,924 If I wanted to go back... 1988 01:30:08,925 --> 01:30:10,491 two days...? 1989 01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:11,840 Two days ago? Why would you go-- 1990 01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:13,668 What do you mean? Why would you go back? 1991 01:30:13,669 --> 01:30:16,061 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1992 01:30:16,062 --> 01:30:18,847 Or maybe I... 1993 01:30:18,848 --> 01:30:20,762 killed someone. 1994 01:30:20,763 --> 01:30:21,850 [siren wailing] 1995 01:30:21,851 --> 01:30:23,634 [wind gusting] 1996 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:25,419 [siren wailing] 1997 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:26,898 - [walkie-talkie beeps] - Jay: Hey, Matt. 1998 01:30:26,899 --> 01:30:28,552 Uh, everything's going good back here. 1999 01:30:28,553 --> 01:30:31,076 You haven't missed much. [chuckling] 2000 01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:32,730 I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 2001 01:30:32,731 --> 01:30:35,951 - [siren wailing] - Uh, just wondering 2002 01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:39,607 the ETA on that cable connection. 2003 01:30:39,608 --> 01:30:42,392 Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 2004 01:30:42,393 --> 01:30:44,439 and I'll be waiting here for you. 2005 01:30:45,091 --> 01:30:46,352 But here's the thing - 2006 01:30:46,353 --> 01:30:47,571 you'll get electrocuted. 2007 01:30:47,572 --> 01:30:49,530 Matt: Oh, it would be like in a movie, 2008 01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:51,923 like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 2009 01:30:51,924 --> 01:30:54,186 - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 2010 01:30:54,187 --> 01:30:56,624 [wind blowing] 2011 01:30:56,625 --> 01:31:00,977 ♪ 2012 01:31:06,635 --> 01:31:10,202 [siren wailing] 2013 01:31:10,203 --> 01:31:11,290 [chiming] 2014 01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:13,205 [siren wailing] 2015 01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:16,339 Oh! Oh, yeah! 2016 01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:17,993 Woo-hoo-hoo! 2017 01:31:17,994 --> 01:31:20,822 [engine roaring] 2018 01:31:20,823 --> 01:31:22,824 [sirens wailing] 2019 01:31:22,825 --> 01:31:28,874 ♪ 2020 01:31:30,310 --> 01:31:32,311 [engine roaring] 2021 01:31:32,312 --> 01:31:36,926 ♪ 2022 01:31:54,204 --> 01:32:01,124 ♪ 2023 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:04,909 [alarm ringing] 2024 01:32:04,910 --> 01:32:06,607 [lightning crashing] 2025 01:32:06,608 --> 01:32:07,695 [sirens sounding] 2026 01:32:07,696 --> 01:32:10,436 [electricity zapping] 2027 01:32:10,437 --> 01:32:12,177 [sirens wailing] 2028 01:32:12,178 --> 01:32:14,616 [electricity zapping] 2029 01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,842 [piano playing pensive song] 2030 01:32:35,201 --> 01:32:39,075 ♪ 2031 01:33:14,806 --> 01:33:15,893 - Matt: Jay! - [piano stops] 2032 01:33:15,894 --> 01:33:17,504 I figured it out! 2033 01:33:20,769 --> 01:33:22,378 Okay, so... 2034 01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:24,423 This plan is called 2035 01:33:24,424 --> 01:33:28,166 the Seventh Inning... 2036 01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:29,995 ...Skydive. 2037 01:33:31,475 --> 01:33:35,347 So, step one: we skydive... 2038 01:33:35,348 --> 01:33:39,177 into the... SkyDome. 2039 01:33:39,178 --> 01:33:41,266 We, during a game, 2040 01:33:41,267 --> 01:33:44,530 go up the CN Tower... 2041 01:33:44,531 --> 01:33:46,707 [making beeping sounds] 2042 01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:48,231 Matt? 2043 01:33:50,842 --> 01:33:54,018 You know, maybe we should go early, 2044 01:33:54,019 --> 01:33:56,195 just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 2045 01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,024 The wea... Oh. Yeah. 2046 01:34:00,025 --> 01:34:01,678 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 2047 01:34:01,679 --> 01:34:04,202 Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 2048 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:06,248 Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 2049 01:34:06,249 --> 01:34:07,859 Uh, right, go early. 2050 01:34:09,252 --> 01:34:13,734 Okay. So, here's the plan. 2051 01:34:13,735 --> 01:34:16,301 ["Waters of March" playing] 2052 01:34:16,302 --> 01:34:18,390 ♪ A stick, a stone 2053 01:34:18,391 --> 01:34:20,305 ♪ It's the end of the road 2054 01:34:20,306 --> 01:34:22,220 ♪ It's feeling alone 2055 01:34:22,221 --> 01:34:24,092 ♪ It's the weight of your load ♪ 2056 01:34:24,093 --> 01:34:25,789 ♪ It's a sliver of glass 2057 01:34:25,790 --> 01:34:28,662 ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's night ♪ 2058 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,316 ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 2059 01:34:31,317 --> 01:34:33,623 ♪ A flower that blooms 2060 01:34:33,624 --> 01:34:35,364 ♪ A fox in the brush 2061 01:34:35,365 --> 01:34:37,409 ♪ A knot in the wood 2062 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,281 ♪ The song of a thrush 2063 01:34:39,282 --> 01:34:41,152 ♪ The mystery of life 2064 01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:42,937 ♪ The steps in the hall 2065 01:34:42,938 --> 01:34:44,590 ♪ The sound of the wind 2066 01:34:44,591 --> 01:34:46,636 ♪ And the waterfall 2067 01:34:46,637 --> 01:34:48,594 ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 2068 01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:50,335 ♪ It's the curve of the slope ♪ 2069 01:34:50,336 --> 01:34:52,294 ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee 2070 01:34:52,295 --> 01:34:54,122 ♪ It's a reason for hope 2071 01:34:54,123 --> 01:34:55,950 ♪ And the riverbank sings 2072 01:34:55,951 --> 01:34:57,821 ♪ Of the waters of March 2073 01:34:57,822 --> 01:34:59,649 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 2074 01:34:59,650 --> 01:35:02,260 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 2075 01:35:02,261 --> 01:35:09,180 ♪ 2076 01:35:09,181 --> 01:35:14,142 [singing in Portuguese] 2077 01:35:14,143 --> 01:35:18,277 ♪ 2078 01:35:25,110 --> 01:35:33,422 ♪ A spear, a spike 2079 01:35:33,423 --> 01:35:35,250 ♪ A stake, a nail 2080 01:35:35,251 --> 01:35:37,165 ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop 2081 01:35:37,166 --> 01:35:39,254 ♪ It's the end of the tale 2082 01:35:39,255 --> 01:35:42,997 ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 2083 01:35:42,998 --> 01:35:46,435 ♪ The shot of a gun in the dead of the night ♪ 2084 01:35:46,436 --> 01:35:48,263 ♪ A mile, a must 2085 01:35:48,264 --> 01:35:50,221 ♪ A thrust, a bump 2086 01:35:50,222 --> 01:35:52,049 ♪ It's the will to survive 2087 01:35:52,050 --> 01:35:53,921 ♪ It's a jolt, it's a jump 2088 01:35:53,922 --> 01:35:55,879 ♪ A blueprint of a house 2089 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,533 ♪ A body in bed 2090 01:35:57,534 --> 01:35:59,230 ♪ A car stuck in the mud 2091 01:35:59,231 --> 01:36:01,232 ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 2092 01:36:01,233 --> 01:36:03,017 ♪ A fish, a flash 2093 01:36:03,018 --> 01:36:04,888 ♪ A wish, a wing 2094 01:36:04,889 --> 01:36:06,672 ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove 2095 01:36:06,673 --> 01:36:08,544 ♪ It's the promise of spring 2096 01:36:08,545 --> 01:36:12,374 ♪ And the riverbank sings of the waters of March ♪ 2097 01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:14,158 ♪ It's the end of despair 2098 01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:16,595 ♪ It's the joy in your heart 2099 01:36:16,596 --> 01:36:20,905 ♪ 2100 01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:50,892 [singing in Portuguese] 2101 01:36:53,024 --> 01:36:57,289 ♪ 2102 01:37:09,084 --> 01:37:11,128 ♪ A stick, a stone 2103 01:37:11,129 --> 01:37:13,087 ♪ It's the end of the road 2104 01:37:13,088 --> 01:37:14,653 ♪ The stump of a tree 2105 01:37:14,654 --> 01:37:16,655 ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad 2106 01:37:16,656 --> 01:37:18,353 ♪ A sigh of breath 2107 01:37:18,354 --> 01:37:20,181 ♪ A walk, a run 2108 01:37:20,182 --> 01:37:21,965 ♪ A life, a death 2109 01:37:21,966 --> 01:37:23,793 ♪ The rain, the sun 2110 01:37:23,794 --> 01:37:25,534 ♪ And the riverbank sings 2111 01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:27,449 ♪ Of the waters of March 2112 01:37:27,450 --> 01:37:29,016 ♪ It's the promise of life 2113 01:37:29,017 --> 01:37:30,756 ♪ It's the joy in your heart 2114 01:37:30,757 --> 01:37:34,805 [singing in Portuguese] 2115 01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:40,506 ♪ 2116 01:37:53,302 --> 01:37:55,826 [song fading out] 2117 01:37:57,872 --> 01:38:02,877 [orchestral score plays] 2118 01:38:22,418 --> 01:38:24,899 [orchestra fading, piano playing] 2119 01:38:32,471 --> 01:38:37,346 ♪ 2120 01:39:32,096 --> 01:39:33,705 [door opens] 2121 01:39:33,706 --> 01:39:35,230 [quiet footsteps] 2122 01:39:50,854 --> 01:39:52,724 [floor creaking] 2123 01:39:52,725 --> 01:39:54,075 [door closes] 2124 01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:04,215 [intriguing music] 2125 01:40:06,870 --> 01:40:08,002 [music crescendos] 2126 01:40:09,873 --> 01:40:11,135 [music stops abruptly] 139016