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What a loser Just leave me alone

Ryan!

Okay, I know this is going to sound stupid, but there's this guy that will

not leave me alone.

He's at my work, and every single time I come in, he's, like, flirting with me

right away, and I can't focus on my job. Like, he just won't leave me alone. He

doesn't get the hint no matter how many times I tell him. He's commenting on all

of my posts.

It's like I literally can't get away from him. He just wants to take me out

so bad, and he won't give up.

Here's a bright idea.

Block him.

And don't talk to him.

I work with him.

Don't be an asshole. I literally work with him.

What do you want me to do about this?

Okay, wait.

I had an idea. So, he keeps commenting on all my stuff. So, if I post with

someone acting like I'm going on a date or something, I feel like he'll get the

hint and actually leave me alone.

Because me just talking to him isn't doing anything. He thinks I'm single and

I just can't do this anymore.

So will you pretend to just be my boyfriend or something? Or like a guy

I'm going on a date with and take some photos with me?

So I can post it and be like, with the bae.

He doesn't know who you are. Is this a setup?

No.

I'll make it so that only he can see my post.

Alright, but when you find out that I'm your stepbrother?

Not if you don't come into my work.

So what are you going to do for me?

Come on. You've got to do my homework for, like, a month. Oh, my God.

Whatever. I do it anyways.

Sit.

Okay.

So, just so we're clear, all I have to do is take some pictures with you?

Yes. All right.

Don't be such a baby.

Okay.

Now, give me this hand.

Don't be so awkward.

You have to make it look real.

All right.

Okay. Hide your face.

Get closer to me.

Just set it down. Just let it loose. Grab your tits? No.

Okay, fine. Let's just do one of our hands.

Okay. Give me your hand.

I'll be like, soft launch.

Okay, cute.

Take a few more.

Okay, now I'm going to post them.

And then we wait and we see.

Should we do, like, one of us hugging or something? You want them to think you

have a boyfriend, right?

Yeah, I'm going to post it.

Okay.

Okay. And I captioned it, soft launch.

Us holding hands, and then us close together.

And I didn't post your face, so no one will know.

Soft lunch?

What does that mean?

Just means, like, when you're starting to talk to someone, but you don't want

to fully post them yet. It's like hinting at dating someone.

You get it?

Yeah. Okay, so now we just wait.

Should we take some more?

I want to see what he says first. See if it worked.

I knew it. He already commented. Look.

He said this shit looks fake as fuck.

The fuck is he talking about? He doesn't know anything about me.

Alright, cool.

So you're gonna do the homework, right? Um, I... No, it literally didn't work,

so... Okay. But I did what you asked me to do.

Yes.

What more do you want?

I mean... My favorite band's playing this Friday, and I'm...

Don't have money for tickets.

I'm already doing your homework for like the next month. You want band tickets

too? I could go. Do you want some more help or not? Yes, please help me stay

fine. What the fuck?

Okay.

Get your fucking band tickets.

No. What are we doing now?

We have to lock in.

We have to get serious. Turn up the heat.

If he doesn't believe those photos, then give me like a kiss on the cheek.

If he doesn't believe my post, I'll just send it directly to him. Then he'll get

the hint.

Okay.

Okay.

Now I'll give you one on the cheek.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, they look cute, but he already doesn't believe me. The kiss on the

cheek isn't going to change anything.

We have to get more serious.

Give me a real kiss.

Now.

Okay.

Should we get in a different position?

Like, right? Like cuddly? Like, here, sit forward.

How are you going to kiss me?

Okay. You're so awkward.

Right? Yeah.

Don't be weird about it. Okay.

Do they look good?

Do they look real?

I think so.

You're actually not a terrible kisser.

That's crazy.

Try it over here.

I'll hold it for the back.

Are you going to kiss me or what?

Bro.

Is your cock hard right now?

Um, that's just, uh, my, uh...

Hmm?

Did kissing you turn you on?

A little bit.

I thought you just wanted band tickets and homework.

Should we take some spicier photos?

Yeah, I really want him to believe that I have a boyfriend,

so... Maybe we need to do something even

crazier. Like what?

Put your hard cock to good use.

What do you think?

Can't let this go to waste.

Grab the phone?

Let's just have a little fun first.

I can't believe you talked me into this.

I can't believe your cock is so big.

I think I'll get the hint when I send him these.

Don't worry, I won't post them. I'll just send them directly to him.

It's as real as you can get, right?

Pervert's probably just going to jerk off to them later.

He's, like, obsessed with me.

Fuck, it feels good.

Oh, it goes straight down my throat. Oh, my God.

Damn,

sis, you're such a slut.

What do you think, my cock?

I'm starting to understand your ego a little more.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck,

it's so fucking big.

Damn,

I can't believe you're sucking my dick right now.

Okay, this is making me so horny.

I want to do more.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Are you touching me?

Mm-hmm.

I'm not going to lie, I've been fantasizing about this since I fucking

met you.

Really?

No panties?

Do you even know who I am?

No bra either.

Are you going to complain about that? No.

Fuck, Step Sister's really good at that.

Thanks, Step Bro.

You like sucking dick, don't you? Yeah, it feels good on my tongue, my mouth.

Does that feel better? Yeah, I like that.

That's such a nice cock.

As soon as I felt how hard you were, I couldn't believe it.

Wow.

You got that, Hortney, just from a kiss?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You want to send them the picture?

Straight to his DMs.

Believe it or not, here's your evidence.

He already read it. It says red.

We don't have to worry about that, man.

I want to feel your cock inside me.

I'm glad we did this.

Touching me, crossing me.

Fuck.

You're the perfect pink little person. I can't stop looking at it, can I?

Can I come on my ticket

here? I'd love to.

Please make me come.

Please. I'm begging you.

Yeah, you know how to do it. Yeah, make me come.

That's right.

Just like that.

Don't stop.

You want me to come on your back really bad?

Tell me I bet you are. I want you to come on my back. Let's do it. Yeah.

Let's squeeze our arms through. Be a good girl and come on the fucking

different.

I'm so fucking hard.

Maybe you'll be in a better

mood after I empty your balls.

I empty my balls every day?

I have to do your homework.

Step out of this pussy from now on.

I kind of like it when you boss me around.

Yeah? Yeah.

for helping me.

We should take a picture and send it to him.

Like this?

Yeah. This is too good for him.

Too real?