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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,279 --> 00:00:37,000 I'll kill the bastard. 2 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,700 I need a helicopter. 3 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,240 Okay, 4 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,700 I got connections. 5 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:44,120 Thanks, Gnarly Charlie. 6 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,600 Does it work? 7 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,920 Bear's honey nut? 8 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,680 Tastes like circus peanuts. 9 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:57,660 What? New bears in the woods? Look, A-Wolf Hitler ordered us to kill you. 10 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,040 You're furries? 11 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,540 We're Nazi furries. 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,240 This is what my mess looks like. And I don't do fucking circus flavors. 13 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,830 I want the honey nut meth recipe. 14 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:32,330 Blair, 15 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:34,870 your recipe is now mine. 16 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:39,270 But I've come up with some new flavors that... Regular folk like me will go for 17 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:45,430 it. My new flavors include fried bologna, tuna casserole, and when our 18 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:51,050 customers want to feel a rush of brain-frying southern pride, throat ill. 19 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:53,970 I just run over this possum so it's real fresh. 20 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:55,490 Hello, Bloop. 21 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:59,950 You're fucking with me, right? I created a high-class product. I won't make... 22 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:02,690 You'll make what I tell you to make. 23 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:06,690 Oh, and I'm still tinkering with something I call... 24 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:10,330 Kissing cousins, Miff. I'll let you know when I nail it down. 25 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:15,410 If I ever get out of here alive, I'm gonna kill Dwight Salter. 26 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:17,510 There. 27 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,560 Have you noticed when you cock the hammer, my cock gets hard as a hammer? 28 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,120 That's a double doozy floozy. 29 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:11,860 I love the smell 30 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,140 of dynamite in the evening. 31 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,360 Let's start setting these up right here in the dam. 32 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:24,520 Oh, I'm strangely 33 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,620 itchy at my crotch. 34 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,780 Oh, no. I guess we forgot to tell you we had, I mean, have crabs. 35 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,300 What? 36 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:38,480 You conveniently forgot to tell me you had crabs? You're not just sexy Nazis. 37 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,820 You're sociopathic jerks. 38 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,000 Just because we support racism and genocide doesn't mean we don't have 39 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 feelings, too. 40 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,280 Yeah, heartless. 41 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:53,140 Also, we forgot to tell you AWOLF sent a furry death squad to kill your family in 42 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:53,999 Boone City. 43 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,440 What? Kill my family? Sorry. 44 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:02,580 You were so sexy. We forgot to tell you. I've got to save my... Wait, you think 45 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,339 I'm sexy? 46 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:06,760 You're super sexy. Yeah, I mean, I'm up to fuck again. 47 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,200 You can't have sex with them again. 48 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,900 But they think I'm sexy. No one thinks I'm sexy. 49 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,560 Alistair, your family's in danger. 50 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,920 And need I remind you, these Nazis have class. 51 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,250 Oh, damn. 52 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:22,550 I'm itchy as fuck. 53 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:23,810 Me too. 54 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,210 Alistair, go. 55 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:26,470 Save your family. 56 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:28,890 And after that, stop at the drugstore. 57 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:30,830 There's got to be a cream for this. 58 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,410 Jer, Blair, I'm coming. 59 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:37,130 I'm coming. 60 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,910 That was hotter than any porn I've ever seen. 61 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:43,650 We should have filmed it. 62 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,610 Oh, that reminds me. I need to film this. 63 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:52,320 I have finally discovered who killed my beloved twin brother, and now I shall 64 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,560 avenge his death. 65 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:58,080 Even though, truth be told, I never really liked him. I just need to do this 66 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,540 so my shitty low-budget Netflix true crime documentary has a satisfying 67 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:06,860 ending. Jer, you must pay for your crime. 68 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,480 Tony, no! 69 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,420 That'll drown that wildlife. 70 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,240 What's going on? 71 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,860 There's water everywhere. 72 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,760 Oh, shit. 73 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:30,540 Just when I didn't think this could get any kinkier, I'm soaking wet. 74 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Literally. 75 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,220 I like that. 76 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:10,540 Jesse Eisenberg is not only going to see what a great director I am, but also 77 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,720 that I'm an awe-inspiring actor. 78 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:18,860 Huh? Oh, there it is. This is the first cook with my new flavors? 79 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,300 Hmm. 80 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:23,380 Hmm. 81 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:30,020 I can taste the bologna, but not the mayo or the overly processed white 82 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,020 bread. 83 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,500 If I didn't know better. 84 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:40,170 I might think you did this on purpose. Cook it again and get it right or else. 85 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,830 Carter! I'll be back. 86 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:46,190 Where are you going, boss? I got theater tickets. 87 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,010 Toby, about your performance. 88 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:55,490 It's problematic for you, an Asian person, to be playing Eazy-E. 89 00:06:55,890 --> 00:07:00,030 But you cast me in the part. Mr. Salter, I felt the same way at first, but I 90 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:02,190 actually think Toby's doing a bang-up job. 91 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:06,930 Okay, as you know, I'm uniquely connected to this story since I am, like 92 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:12,050 N.W.A., a gangsta gangsta. I hate to break it to you, Francis Oliver, but 93 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:15,830 there is nothing about you that is gangsta. 94 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:19,010 So kindly respect my directorial choices. 95 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,100 Toby, I have some ideas. 96 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,460 Let's go down to the dressing room to talk in private. 97 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,360 After you. 98 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,820 I think I should use the elevator. 99 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,920 The stairs will be faster. 100 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:38,100 Let's be honest, you get very little exercise and could use the cardio. 101 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:39,740 Um, okay. 102 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:51,190 Oh, my God! 103 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:52,510 Toby fell! 104 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,230 Oh, my God, Toby, are you okay? 105 00:07:56,290 --> 00:08:00,670 These rhinestones must have come off someone's costume, and Toby tripped on 106 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:05,050 them. Oh, it's very similar to, but not exactly like, what happens in that It's 107 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:08,490 So Bad It's Good movie showgirls. Oh, that's it! 108 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:11,950 I want the entire costume department fired immediately! 109 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:16,750 The entire costume department is Toby's mom, and no one wears rhinestones in 110 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,409 this show. 111 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,650 So weird. 112 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,070 How did this happen? 113 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:30,490 Yo! 114 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:37,669 Yo? Hey, with Toby injured, I will have to go on as Eazy-E tonight. 115 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:40,990 I don't want to do it, but the show must go on. 116 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,990 But you said it was problematic for Toby to play easy. 117 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:49,970 Exactly. We need a white person to play easy. As a white descendant of actual 118 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:55,430 slaveholders, I consider this a form of theatrical reparation, if you will. I 119 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:59,570 believe by playing an oppressed black man, I can help other white people 120 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:03,450 understand the effects of racism on this country. 121 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:04,770 No, no. 122 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,970 Oh, this itch is a bitch. 123 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,150 Ew! 124 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:18,370 Hey, do you know what happened at Jaron Blair? The bunker's flooded. 125 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:19,670 Nobody cares. 126 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:22,510 They might be at the plane. I'm surprised that everyone shut up. 127 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:29,190 Tonight will go down in history, or my name isn't Otter Von Bismarck. 128 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:35,030 Remember, no matter how enthralling this show is, we're here to... Kill Dwight 129 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:36,030 Otter! 130 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,420 A-Wolf said we have to do this undercover. 131 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,880 Remove your swastikas so no one knows we're Nazis. 132 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,380 Ooh, good idea. 133 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,520 Time, 134 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,020 time. God forbid. 135 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,240 But if we die, I want to die with a clean conscience. 136 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,660 I didn't kill your brother. It was Dwight. 137 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:03,980 But I did eat him. But rest assured, nothing was spoiled. He was prime 138 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,900 quality. Low-fat, melt-in-your-mouth. 139 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:09,370 I wish you could have tasted him. 140 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:14,130 Wow. Now I don't have to kill you. 141 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:19,690 Yay! But I do have to kill Dwight Salter. Not a problem. We're heading his 142 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:20,690 way. 143 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:24,230 Imagine the ratings. 144 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:27,990 I'll need a good defense attorney, but that could be season two. 145 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,190 What? Look! 146 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,670 for gnarly Charlie. 147 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:08,110 Oh, I bet he ordered more yoga pants. 148 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,510 She put a ass wipe? 149 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:15,710 Yes. And don't forget your free gift with torture. 150 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,110 What? 151 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,550 So, 152 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:28,610 my intelligence 153 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,790 was correct and I found you, Blair. 154 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:38,450 I'm going to find out who you really are under that furry costume. 155 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:39,489 Ow! 156 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:43,130 Ow! Ah, fuck! Does those teeth feel real? 157 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:44,650 Oh, scheisse. 158 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:49,730 You're not a furry pretending to be a bear. You're a bear pretending to be a 159 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:54,610 furry! Bitch, you're gonna teach me how to cook that famous honey nut meth now! 160 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,920 from NWA. 161 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:18,800 We've got a story we're excited to tell ya. To make it easier to follow, we cut 162 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,440 out MC Rand and DJ Ella. 163 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,080 This is actually pretty good. 164 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,680 I like the music. It's real catchy. 165 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,020 Hey, let's not kill anyone until the end of the show. 166 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,140 Wait, wait. Are you leaving out some secret ingredient or something? Because 167 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:09,640 these don't smell right. 168 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,400 That's because we haven't plumbed it yet. That's the final step that brings 169 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,379 it all together. 170 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,900 Really get your nose in there for the honey nut meth experience. 171 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:18,930 Trust me. 172 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,570 This stuff is fire. 173 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:26,450 I can't die! 174 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:27,689 I am a god! 175 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,689 I am a god! 176 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,090 I am a fucking god! 177 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,050 Oh, Jesus. 178 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,070 It's not oh, Jesus. 179 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,290 It's oh, Jesus. 180 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:38,790 Kanye West? 181 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:08,850 feel better? 182 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,690 Alistair. 183 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,420 I love you. Oh, chair. 184 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,280 Ice 185 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:21,320 Cube, 186 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,300 you were my dearest friend. 187 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,500 We had our fight, but now I'm at... 188 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,890 my life's very end. 189 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:42,450 Let's make up and forget our beef because our time on earth so sad 190 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,510 and brief. 191 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:55,750 Yes, I have AIDS and I'm going to 192 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,750 die. 193 00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,790 Yes, I have AIDS 194 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:09,420 Then I'm going to die Yes, I have AIDS 195 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:14,240 And I'm going to die Come and listen to my 196 00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:44,070 Everybody. 197 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,150 Please wait. 198 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,130 It's Dr. Dre. 199 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:52,630 Yeah, I'm Dr. Dre. And I've been doing tests. 200 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:57,530 And I think you'll be very impressed. I was nervous before. Now I know for sure. 201 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,950 For AIDS, I found a cure. 202 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:03,630 A cure? 203 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,230 Yeah, a cure. 204 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,770 Is it possible, Tennessee? 205 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,890 I've saved the life of each. 206 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,690 has such a wonderful message about friendship. 207 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,210 I am so close. 208 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:44,910 I think I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... And 209 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:51,510 it's not from your fucking. It's from intimate, vulnerable love making. 210 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:56,330 It really is better with someone you love. 211 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:05,900 I am so sorry, ladies and gentlemen. This was supposed to be a wholesome 212 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:10,300 evening of family-friendly, colorblind, AIDS-related entertainment. I am as 213 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,300 shocked as you are. 214 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920 Bravo. 215 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,140 What a performance. 216 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:25,240 You fucking killed it, sir. But now I'm afraid I'm going to kill you. 217 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:32,520 No one assassinates Dwight Salter except us. Not... The furries. No one kills 218 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,560 Dwight Salter except me. 219 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,700 Hey, my sister's alive too. 220 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,840 Are you people fucking deaf? I said it first. 221 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,100 So I get to kill Dwight Salter. 222 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,980 Breaking news. 223 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,220 I'm here to avenge my brother Wink's death. 224 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,060 So no one can kill Dwight Salter. 225 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:12,830 He's getting away! 226 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:44,320 him stupid yeah but why do we need to kill him he betrayed us and as a crime 227 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:49,640 family we must exact vengeance let the big bear handle this 228 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:54,920 dwight stop it right now fuck off motherfucker 229 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,569 Not anymore. 230 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:19,550 Mr. Kardashian, may I please take a selfie for my Instagram? 231 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,390 Say cheese. 232 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:25,270 Hey, Dwight. Alistair, get out of the shot. 233 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:29,810 You know, the way you've been treating us is really making me... 234 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,080 Goodness, you're here. Get me an ambulance. 235 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:56,200 Mr. Salter, I was thinking about something you said earlier. 236 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:57,640 What did I say? 237 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:03,460 You said there is nothing about you that is gangsta. 238 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,360 I said that? 239 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,360 Yes, and I thought about it and decided you were right. I really do need to be 240 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,920 more gangsta. 241 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,330 Only if you ask politely. 242 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,550 Alistair, I'm coming! 243 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:29,290 Keep it steady! 244 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,850 What? How? 245 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,610 Pull in the ladder. 246 00:22:44,650 --> 00:22:45,750 Jesus, John! 247 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,990 Okay, it's stabilized. 248 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:52,310 You okay? 249 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,450 ready to meet your maker. 250 00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:12,390 Please, don't kill me. You don't understand what I'm all about. I'm not a 251 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,170 Nazi. In fact, I'm not even Kanye West. 252 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:19,330 I'm... A polar bear. 253 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:24,290 Yep, a bear just like you. My name is Wilfred. You see, due to global warming, 254 00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:26,330 we polar bears are losing our habitat. 255 00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:30,770 And I thought maybe, just maybe, I could save it if I sold meth. 256 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,750 Wait, that's why we're selling meth too. 257 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,880 See? We have something in common. 258 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:40,840 But why were you involved with the Aryan Brotherhood? According to Google, 259 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:44,900 they're the largest meth dealers around. So I decided to kidnap Kanye so I could 260 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:49,660 befriend the Aryan Brotherhood. This is all so far-fetched and bizarre. I know. 261 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,500 But the bottom line is, bears need to work together. So put her there, 262 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:54,700 partner. 263 00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:13,050 I'd like to make it very clear I am not into being tied up. Humans hating each 264 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,750 other because of the color of their skin makes no sense. 265 00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:16,950 It's stupid. 266 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:20,330 But everyone knows we bears are stupid. 267 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:25,630 So it makes perfect sense that this white bear would hate you simply for 268 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,790 having brown fur. 269 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,190 Wait, what? 270 00:24:30,210 --> 00:24:32,430 White bear pride, motherfucker! 271 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,630 You thought it was bad fighting the Aryan Brotherhood? Ha! 272 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,380 Well, I'm the leader of the Polar Barian Brotherhood, and I'm taking you to the 273 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,780 Arctic Circle to be my cook, bitch! 274 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:47,940 Listen, I know you're trying to be dramatic, but if we're going to work 275 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:51,020 together, maybe don't call me a bitch. I'm just saying. 276 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,200 Well, 277 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,000 I'm the head of this crime family now. 278 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,720 Coming, Tony? 20046

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