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I'll kill the bastard.
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I need a helicopter.
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Okay,
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I got connections.
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Thanks, Gnarly Charlie.
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Does it work?
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Bear's honey nut?
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Tastes like circus peanuts.
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What? New bears in the woods? Look,
A-Wolf Hitler ordered us to kill you.
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You're furries?
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We're Nazi furries.
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This is what my mess looks like. And I
don't do fucking circus flavors.
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I want the honey nut meth recipe.
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Blair,
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your recipe is now mine.
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But I've come up with some new flavors
that... Regular folk like me will go for
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it. My new flavors include fried
bologna, tuna casserole, and when our
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customers want to feel a rush of
brain-frying southern pride, throat ill.
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I just run over this possum so it's real
fresh.
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Hello, Bloop.
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You're fucking with me, right? I created
a high-class product. I won't make...
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You'll make what I tell you to make.
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Oh, and I'm still tinkering with
something I call...
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Kissing cousins, Miff. I'll let you know
when I nail it down.
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If I ever get out of here alive, I'm
gonna kill Dwight Salter.
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There.
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Have you noticed when you cock the
hammer, my cock gets hard as a hammer?
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That's a double doozy floozy.
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I love the smell
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of dynamite in the evening.
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Let's start setting these up right here
in the dam.
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Oh, I'm strangely
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itchy at my crotch.
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Oh, no. I guess we forgot to tell you we
had, I mean, have crabs.
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What?
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You conveniently forgot to tell me you
had crabs? You're not just sexy Nazis.
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You're sociopathic jerks.
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Just because we support racism and
genocide doesn't mean we don't have
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feelings, too.
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Yeah, heartless.
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Also, we forgot to tell you AWOLF sent a
furry death squad to kill your family in
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Boone City.
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What? Kill my family? Sorry.
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You were so sexy. We forgot to tell you.
I've got to save my... Wait, you think
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I'm sexy?
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You're super sexy. Yeah, I mean, I'm up
to fuck again.
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You can't have sex with them again.
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But they think I'm sexy. No one thinks
I'm sexy.
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Alistair, your family's in danger.
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And need I remind you, these Nazis have
class.
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Oh, damn.
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I'm itchy as fuck.
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Me too.
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Alistair, go.
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Save your family.
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And after that, stop at the drugstore.
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There's got to be a cream for this.
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Jer, Blair, I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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That was hotter than any porn I've ever
seen.
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We should have filmed it.
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Oh, that reminds me. I need to film
this.
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I have finally discovered who killed my
beloved twin brother, and now I shall
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avenge his death.
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Even though, truth be told, I never
really liked him. I just need to do this
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so my shitty low-budget Netflix true
crime documentary has a satisfying
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ending. Jer, you must pay for your
crime.
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Tony, no!
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That'll drown that wildlife.
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What's going on?
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There's water everywhere.
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Oh, shit.
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Just when I didn't think this could get
any kinkier, I'm soaking wet.
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Literally.
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I like that.
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Jesse Eisenberg is not only going to see
what a great director I am, but also
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that I'm an awe-inspiring actor.
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Huh? Oh, there it is. This is the first
cook with my new flavors?
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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I can taste the bologna, but not the
mayo or the overly processed white
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bread.
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If I didn't know better.
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I might think you did this on purpose.
Cook it again and get it right or else.
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Carter! I'll be back.
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Where are you going, boss? I got theater
tickets.
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Toby, about your performance.
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It's problematic for you, an Asian
person, to be playing Eazy-E.
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But you cast me in the part. Mr. Salter,
I felt the same way at first, but I
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actually think Toby's doing a bang-up
job.
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Okay, as you know, I'm uniquely
connected to this story since I am, like
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N.W.A., a gangsta gangsta. I hate to
break it to you, Francis Oliver, but
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there is nothing about you that is
gangsta.
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So kindly respect my directorial
choices.
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Toby, I have some ideas.
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Let's go down to the dressing room to
talk in private.
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After you.
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I think I should use the elevator.
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The stairs will be faster.
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Let's be honest, you get very little
exercise and could use the cardio.
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Um, okay.
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Oh, my God!
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Toby fell!
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Oh, my God, Toby, are you okay?
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These rhinestones must have come off
someone's costume, and Toby tripped on
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them. Oh, it's very similar to, but not
exactly like, what happens in that It's
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So Bad It's Good movie showgirls. Oh,
that's it!
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I want the entire costume department
fired immediately!
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The entire costume department is Toby's
mom, and no one wears rhinestones in
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this show.
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So weird.
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How did this happen?
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Yo!
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Yo? Hey, with Toby injured, I will have
to go on as Eazy-E tonight.
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I don't want to do it, but the show must
go on.
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But you said it was problematic for Toby
to play easy.
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Exactly. We need a white person to play
easy. As a white descendant of actual
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slaveholders, I consider this a form of
theatrical reparation, if you will. I
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believe by playing an oppressed black
man, I can help other white people
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understand the effects of racism on this
country.
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No, no.
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Oh, this itch is a bitch.
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Ew!
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Hey, do you know what happened at Jaron
Blair? The bunker's flooded.
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Nobody cares.
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They might be at the plane. I'm
surprised that everyone shut up.
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Tonight will go down in history, or my
name isn't Otter Von Bismarck.
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Remember, no matter how enthralling this
show is, we're here to... Kill Dwight
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Otter!
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A-Wolf said we have to do this
undercover.
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Remove your swastikas so no one knows
we're Nazis.
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Ooh, good idea.
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Time,
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time. God forbid.
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But if we die, I want to die with a
clean conscience.
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I didn't kill your brother. It was
Dwight.
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But I did eat him. But rest assured,
nothing was spoiled. He was prime
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quality. Low-fat, melt-in-your-mouth.
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I wish you could have tasted him.
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Wow. Now I don't have to kill you.
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Yay! But I do have to kill Dwight
Salter. Not a problem. We're heading his
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way.
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Imagine the ratings.
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I'll need a good defense attorney, but
that could be season two.
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What? Look!
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for gnarly Charlie.
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Oh, I bet he ordered more yoga pants.
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She put a ass wipe?
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Yes. And don't forget your free gift
with torture.
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What?
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So,
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my intelligence
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was correct and I found you, Blair.
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I'm going to find out who you really are
under that furry costume.
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Ow!
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Ow! Ah, fuck! Does those teeth feel
real?
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Oh, scheisse.
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You're not a furry pretending to be a
bear. You're a bear pretending to be a
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furry! Bitch, you're gonna teach me how
to cook that famous honey nut meth now!
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from NWA.
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We've got a story we're excited to tell
ya. To make it easier to follow, we cut
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out MC Rand and DJ Ella.
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This is actually pretty good.
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I like the music. It's real catchy.
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Hey, let's not kill anyone until the end
of the show.
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Wait, wait. Are you leaving out some
secret ingredient or something? Because
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these don't smell right.
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That's because we haven't plumbed it
yet. That's the final step that brings
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it all together.
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Really get your nose in there for the
honey nut meth experience.
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Trust me.
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This stuff is fire.
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I can't die!
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I am a god!
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I am a god!
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I am a fucking god!
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Oh, Jesus.
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It's not oh, Jesus.
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It's oh, Jesus.
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Kanye West?
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feel better?
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Alistair.
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I love you. Oh, chair.
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Ice
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Cube,
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you were my dearest friend.
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We had our fight, but now I'm at...
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my life's very end.
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Let's make up and forget our beef
because our time on earth so sad
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and brief.
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Yes, I have AIDS and I'm going to
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die.
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Yes, I have AIDS
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Then I'm going to die Yes, I have AIDS
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And I'm going to die Come and listen to
my
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Everybody.
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Please wait.
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It's Dr. Dre.
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Yeah, I'm Dr. Dre. And I've been doing
tests.
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And I think you'll be very impressed. I
was nervous before. Now I know for sure.
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For AIDS, I found a cure.
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A cure?
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Yeah, a cure.
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Is it possible, Tennessee?
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I've saved the life of each.
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has such a wonderful message about
friendship.
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I am so close.
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I think I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'm... And
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it's not from your fucking. It's from
intimate, vulnerable love making.
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It really is better with someone you
love.
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I am so sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
This was supposed to be a wholesome
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evening of family-friendly, colorblind,
AIDS-related entertainment. I am as
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shocked as you are.
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Bravo.
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What a performance.
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You fucking killed it, sir. But now I'm
afraid I'm going to kill you.
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No one assassinates Dwight Salter except
us. Not... The furries. No one kills
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Dwight Salter except me.
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Hey, my sister's alive too.
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Are you people fucking deaf? I said it
first.
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So I get to kill Dwight Salter.
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Breaking news.
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I'm here to avenge my brother Wink's
death.
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So no one can kill Dwight Salter.
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He's getting away!
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him stupid yeah but why do we need to
kill him he betrayed us and as a crime
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family we must exact vengeance let the
big bear handle this
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dwight stop it right now fuck off
motherfucker
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Not anymore.
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Mr. Kardashian, may I please take a
selfie for my Instagram?
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Say cheese.
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Hey, Dwight. Alistair, get out of the
shot.
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You know, the way you've been treating
us is really making me...
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Goodness, you're here. Get me an
ambulance.
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Mr. Salter, I was thinking about
something you said earlier.
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What did I say?
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You said there is nothing about you that
is gangsta.
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I said that?
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Yes, and I thought about it and decided
you were right. I really do need to be
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more gangsta.
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Only if you ask politely.
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Alistair, I'm coming!
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Keep it steady!
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What? How?
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Pull in the ladder.
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Jesus, John!
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Okay, it's stabilized.
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You okay?
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ready to meet your maker.
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Please, don't kill me. You don't
understand what I'm all about. I'm not a
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Nazi. In fact, I'm not even Kanye West.
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I'm... A polar bear.
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Yep, a bear just like you. My name is
Wilfred. You see, due to global warming,
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we polar bears are losing our habitat.
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And I thought maybe, just maybe, I could
save it if I sold meth.
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Wait, that's why we're selling meth too.
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See? We have something in common.
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But why were you involved with the Aryan
Brotherhood? According to Google,
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they're the largest meth dealers around.
So I decided to kidnap Kanye so I could
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befriend the Aryan Brotherhood. This is
all so far-fetched and bizarre. I know.
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But the bottom line is, bears need to
work together. So put her there,
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partner.
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I'd like to make it very clear I am not
into being tied up. Humans hating each
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other because of the color of their skin
makes no sense.
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It's stupid.
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But everyone knows we bears are stupid.
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So it makes perfect sense that this
white bear would hate you simply for
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having brown fur.
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Wait, what?
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White bear pride, motherfucker!
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You thought it was bad fighting the
Aryan Brotherhood? Ha!
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Well, I'm the leader of the Polar Barian
Brotherhood, and I'm taking you to the
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Arctic Circle to be my cook, bitch!
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Listen, I know you're trying to be
dramatic, but if we're going to work
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together, maybe don't call me a bitch.
I'm just saying.
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Well,
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I'm the head of this crime family now.
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Coming, Tony?
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