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Previously on Breaking Bear.
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Our mission is to save the forest.
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Now come on, let's whip us up some meth.
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I have an idea.
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Honey, not meth.
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We are the only meth distributors in
this area. We want the formula for your
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honey, not meth.
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Never. Well, then we keep you in this
cage and we watch you starve when we
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smoke all your shit.
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Fuck! Now that you know me, I am Badass
Bear!
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Oh, fuck.
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No one fucking deals meth without the
permission of us bears.
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We motherfucking Badass Bears now rule
this fucking town!
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I'm on the scene where an arsonist has
struck again. Word is that members of a
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beloved local Aryan group were reduced
to ashes in the fire.
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Makes you wonder, could your home be
next?
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Could it?
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That was our home, you pissant. The
whole world knows we got our asses
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kicked. You know what that means?
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We can do a GoFundMe?
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Port 1K.
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I got sicked by a client.
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Well, we can't let that happen. We need
everyone to know you don't fuck with the
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bears.
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I'll handle this.
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Jer, no more dead humans.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Come on, everyone. Follow the leader.
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Okay, here you go, guys. Come on.
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Don't crowd each other. Watch how tough
I can be.
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Listen, motherfucker, you owe us $1,000.
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We want that, but... Wow!
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Look at all these pretty fish.
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What's this one called?
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Oh, yeah, that's very rare. That's a
priceless dragonfish.
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Can I feed one?
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What the fuck?
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That's your late payment penalty,
asshole.
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Now pay the fucking money you owe. Yeah,
I don't have it.
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You think you can mess with us?
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No!
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Delicious.
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My brother loves fish.
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He could do this all day.
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Hold on, hold on. Fuck!
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Fuck me, man!
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Don't ever stiff us again, or... No!
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Jared, that's a piranha!
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You stupid fucking bear! Leave Chewie
alone!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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He's not like...
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Listen, you can't keep living in my RV.
It smells like stale meth, wet bears,
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and dead fish farts.
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Oh, god.
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That was actually your friend Wink. You
ate Wink three days ago.
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Three humans ago.
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What? I have sluggish plumbing.
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Turns out that human flesh, although
delicious, contains very little fiber.
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Please don't throw us out. I've really
grown to love this place. It feels like
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home. It's all warm and messy.
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I have an idea.
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So you want to move to Squirrel Valley,
do you?
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Everyone wants to be a squirrel. Just
look at our tails. So beautiful. So
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bushy.
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Man, we are good looking. Oh, especially
you, Sal.
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Do I have consent to touch your tail?
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Touch it, baby. You know you want to.
Just touch it. Touch it. I give you
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consent. Touch, touch, touch the tail.
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Not to interrupt, but we were wondering
if maybe you have, like, a hidden cave
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somewhere where we could crash.
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We squirrels don't align ourselves with
large predators.
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That's why bears and wolves aren't
allowed in Squirrel Valley. It's nothing
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personal. I'm sure you're all very nice,
but we just don't like bears.
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The only thing we like is nuts. You like
nuts?
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hour this morning no no no no no no no
no it's coming from over here what could
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this nutty concoction be no no no no no
you don't want that hey
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give that back you don't want to eat
that
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I feel like my brain works for the first
time.
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I believe I could accomplish something
besides collecting nuts.
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Why are they acting like that? Do you
know what Adderall is?
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It amps normal people up and it calms
hyper people down.
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Math must calm hyper squirrels down.
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You know, if you bears want to stick
around, we have an amazing hidden
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place where no one will find you.
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We will rent it to you if you pay us
with... Meth!
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Meth! Meth!
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Meth! Meth!
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Meth!
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Hey,
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wait for me.
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What's this?
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It is a place where wolves, frackers,
and rangers will never find you.
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Oh, this place is sick, y'all.
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Yeah, Jeff really has an eye for
interior design.
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Jeff?
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Now, about our payment.
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Of course.
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Here's your meth.
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Huh? Hey! Let go!
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Alistair, no.
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Here's your own supply.
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Hey, what did you promise me?
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I wouldn't snort, smoke, or eat meth
ever again.
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You better not.
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Well, I'd better get to school. I just
finished these audition flyers for my
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new musical, and I can hardly wait to
hand them out. Take one. Get the word
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out.
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It's a good thing he has meth cooking as
a backup.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mmm, yeah.
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Hmm. This guy Jeff has very interesting
taste in books.
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Looks like they're all YA.
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Who would read a book with only two
letters?
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That's young adult, you idiot.
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I only read porno mags.
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Hollowed books.
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Just like Jer's library.
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Why does he need all these massage
tables?
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And blow-up dolls.
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What?
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Wait, is that Bill Clinton in drag?
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Whoever lives here isn't your average
bear.
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Sorry, guys. That painting's turning me
on.
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You two take your tour.
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Head honcho here is going to need the
room.
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Bill.
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Talk to me, Bill.
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Johnny, did you hear?
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That fiery footage sent the ratings
through the roof.
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But now you need to top it.
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What's scarier than a fire?
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What about that story about the bears
eating people?
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That's not a real threat. I made it up.
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Mom, I'm at work.
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He's missing?
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Again? Who cares? He's a drug addict.
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I bet the audience would care.
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Star reporters family member missing.
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Who is stealing America's beloved
siblings?
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Could it happen to you? It did happen to
me.
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Sorry,
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Mr. President. It's just some cream
filling.
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I'll just wipe that off like it never
happened.
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If you'll excuse me, after I ejaculate,
I got to evacuate.
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Wow! Wow!
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Wow! Wow!
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World, behold my beautiful bear poo!
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Wait a minute. Bear poo?
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Poo bear?
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Winnie the Pooh Bear?
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Who names a children's cartoon character
after bear duty?
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Are Disney groomers trying to get kids
into kinky scat play?
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I salute you for service bravely
battling your way out of my colon.
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Bye, bear poo!
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Did someone decide to... Surprise me and
make my favorite dish, mole?
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Oh, that's not mole, but I recognize the
taste. What is it?
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Pot roast with a brown gravy sauce?
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Chocolate pudding? No, more pungent,
like stilton blue cheese. So familiar,
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but... It's bear shit, you fool.
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But it came from Squirrel Valley.
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You idiot.
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Bears must be hiding there.
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There's only one solution for this, my
son.
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We declare war on Squirrel Valley and
kill the bears.
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Who is with me?
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Kids, you know the drama club almost
lost funding last year. I decided we
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need to do something bigger.
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More dramatic.
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Something that, if I raise just a little
more money, and I plan to, could take us
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to Broadway.
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What show are we doing, Mr. Solter?
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Well, I analyzed what Broadway critics
liked, and I discovered two things.
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One, movie adaptations. And two,
multicultural stories about racism.
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So, I optioned the rights for us to do
the Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Junior High School production of...
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Please note, I corrected the grammar
straight out of Compton. I can only get
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the rights to the story, not the rap
music, so it'll feature all original
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songs written by me. I'm adding in a
prologue with a drive-by shooting to
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explain why most of you are in
wheelchairs.
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But the drama club only has three black
students, and I'm a stage manager, not
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an actor.
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Frances Oliver, do you know what's hot
on Broadway?
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Colorblind casting.
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If Lin-Manuel Miranda can play Alexander
Hamilton...
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Why can't I have Johnny Cole play Snoop
Dogg and Bobby Daughtry play Iced Tea?
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Iced Tea wasn't an N.W.A. That was Ice
Cube. I know that. I loved Ice Cube's
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acting on Law & Order.
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And so everybody knows I've watched Get
Out six times. So I feel uniquely
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connected to the African-American
experience and convinced there is no one
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more qualified to tell this story than
me.
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I'm jonesing so bad and all I have are
these crappy YA books to distract me.
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They're all about teenagers and these
pages are stuck together.
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Hey, I have a passion for teen
literature.
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Hey, you must be the guy that lives
here. Call me Jeff.
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Cocktail?
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I'm underage.
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Oh, Alistair, just warms my heart to
hear those two words together.
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Underage. You know my name? I can hear
everything on the surveillance system.
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I know, I know, you're on the run, I'm
your last resort, squirrel sent you
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here, yadda, yadda, yadda. Trust me, I'd
be upset too.
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No, I'm upset because my siblings are
ruining my life.
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Really?
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Tell Uncle Jeffy all about it. They've
banned me from meth.
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Good luck with that.
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Listen, Alistair, they'll never
understand folks like us.
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What? You like methamphetamine, too? No.
But I know how it feels when the one
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thing you love doing is something the
whole world thinks is wrong.
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Good news!
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There's an easy solve.
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Kill them.
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Wait, what?
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My brother and sister?
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Or I could. The fat one would make a
great rug.
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I've needed a new rug since Leo's date
got her period on the last one.
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Thought enough about me. Tell me more
about this pre-teen musical.
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Kill them, don't kill them. Kill them,
don't kill them.
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I know that smell. Oh, yeah, smoke it,
baby.
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Alistair, we have just reached a...
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Impass in our discussion on dialectical
materialism. As members of the
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Squireletariat, when we collect and
store nuts, do you think we're
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recreating capitalism's worship of the
banker?
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Can I have a little meth? We were just
reading this philosophical discussion of
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morals.
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Recalling that you promised your sister
you would not do meth, as moral
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creatures, I... I don't think we can
share this meth with you.
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But in his oath, he stated he wouldn't
snort, smoke, or eat meth ever
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again, which creates a moral loophole.
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A loophole? I'd call it the poophole
loophole.
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The poophole loophole.
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This place is such a maze.
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Oh, that's where the toilets are.
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Sorry, maybe next time.
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Hello. A gift basket?
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To Jer from your host, Jeff.
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You shouldn't have, Jeffy.
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A pocket pussy?
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No. Two?
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No, no. Three? In small, medium, and
large. The little one's Kendall.
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I'm a model.
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The big one's Kim.
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Let's make a porno.
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And the just right one is Kylie.
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I have my own chat.
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Nobody get jealous, because if I could,
I would use you all at once.
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Maybe I can.
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Oh, you found my welcome gift.
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I did. Thank you.
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I'm Jer, by the way.
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I know. I was just bringing this one for
your sister.
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Oh, it's so big.
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Much bigger than mine. I just assumed
she was your leader because of the way
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she talks down to you. You assumed
wrong.
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I'm the leader.
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You would think, right?
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You're older, larger.
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The only reason she'd be in charge is
that she was smarter.
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She's not.
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She's very small-minded, overly focused
on saving the forest. I'm the big
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picture guy.
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See, once I make enough money, I'll buy
a private island where I'll have sex
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with whatever I want.
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Go on.
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I'll have my own airline stewardesses,
and to pay for all the catering, I'll
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invite famous people, film them in
compromising positions, then blackmail
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them. Now, I know that's a little pie in
the sky, but Jeff, isn't vision the true
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sign of leadership?
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You're more than a leader, Jeff. You are
my long-lost twin.
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Twinsies?
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Really? Sure. Look at me. King-shamed,
imprisoned, forced to fake my own death.
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But... Don't feel bad for me. I'm living
my best life in this bunker. I even
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built a secret sex dungeon downstairs.
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Sex dungeon, you say?
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Where I can do whatever I want without
bossy pants like your sister judging me.
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Wait
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a minute,
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Jeff. Famous people, bunker, YA.
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This is Jeffrey Epstein's bunker.
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Behold, the source of unsurpassed
pleasure.
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Don't let the bells, whistles, and
premium Italian leather scare you. This
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machine provides the ultimate orgasm.
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Go on, get up there. You know you want
to.
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Whee! Oh, goody, goody, goody.
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I don't get it.
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This is too complicated.
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I'm losing my boner. Oh, for fuck's
sake.
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I'll show you how to do it.
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You step to the edge, then I'll host you
up by pushing that button.
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What button? This button?
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No! Put me down!
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It's a demo!
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Uh, hang in there, Twinsy. I'll figure
it out.
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Dying!
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Dying? That's my safe word. Don't tell
me it's yours, too.
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Wow, we really are twinsies.
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Uh, uh-oh. Eh, looks like I broke it.
Where's the manual?
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Ah, got it.
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00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,360
Oh, no.
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It's not in English.
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Fucking illiterate.
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Uh,
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Jeff, while it's true I prefer
pictograms, I thought we agreed that
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this was a safe place without judgment.
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Aleister! Jer!
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Where are you?
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I am a badass bear!
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You smoked meth after you promised you
wouldn't. No, bitch.
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I'm a promise keeper.
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I promised I wouldn't snort, smoke, or
eat meth, and I didn't. Then how did
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you... The poophole loophole.
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Okay, Alistair, I need you to focus.
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We have to get out of here. The guy who
owns this place... Say one bad thing
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about Jack, I will vaporize you! Like
he's a pedo? Oh, no wonder he was so
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into Dwight's high school musical.
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00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:12,430
What is going on?
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00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,030
Uh, well, Kendall shorted out and
electrocuted my junk.
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00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,270
I think she's still mad at me for
forgetting our anniversary.
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Who the fuck is Kendall?
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00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,140
Dude, I don't mean to yuck your yum, but
gross.
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He can't hear you. I think he's dead.
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Jer, come on.
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00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:35,500
He is a monster who had a private island
of sex slaves where he would tape
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powerful, famous people and blackmail
them.
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00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,580
What? He stole my idea? Leave him here
to die, asshole.
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00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,240
Oh, I bet I could find him if I hack
into his Find My Phone app.
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00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,540
Hmm, what's his password?
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00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:52,259
His birthday?
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00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:54,060
Oh, I'm blanking on the date.
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Oh, wait.
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I'm his twin. Our birthdays should be
very, very similar.
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00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,060
Nope. Oh, he's a few minutes older.
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00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,700
I'm in. It looks like he was last seen
in Daniel Boone's state forest.
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00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:16,160
Mom, there are bear tracks all over
here. How are we ever supposed to find
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them? They're around here somewhere.
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Mark our new territory.
335
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,200
Oh, talk about a bear shitting in the
woods.
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00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,340
Mom! What is this?
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Sure smells like bamboo.
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00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,500
Some kind of magical piece of corn?
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I will personally pee on it.
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00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,800
I'm narrowing in on my brother's
location.
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00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:47,420
No people for miles. Nothing but rocks,
trees, and wolves.
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Why are wild animals allowed to roam our
forests?
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Come on, Jer.
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The wolves are out.
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00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:03,990
Stop pouting about your little buddy
Jeff's autoerotic asphyxiation accident,
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OK? I know I said we needed to get out
earlier, but the bunker is ours now.
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00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:13,330
And it's safer in there than it is out
here waiting to be eaten by wolves.
348
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:14,830
Yeah, and it's getting dark.
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00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:16,750
We've got to get back to the bunker,
guys.
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00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,180
Okay.
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Smells like wolf pith. No, they wouldn't
dare come here.
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00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,020
Unless they're declaring war.
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00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,180
Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it
spelled out in writing.
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Wh-o-w-wh-o-r.
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Whore. Who's a whore? That.
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00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:43,890
War, idiot.
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00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:47,650
Oh, those poor little meth-head
squirrels. Check to see if they took
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anything.
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00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:51,070
My three girls are safe!
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00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,730
Wait, it's gone.
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00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:59,610
That is where I hid the meth. Right in
the spot I'd never look. Those damn
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00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:02,930
wolves took it. Oh, it's payback time.
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00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:08,190
The Daniel Boone State Forest was the
last place my brother's phone pinged.
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00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,870
What happened to him?
365
00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:14,590
Have you seen this perfectly harmless...
Relatively good looking man.
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00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:18,170
If so, please call 555-HELP-METH.
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00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,710
555-HELP-METH.
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00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,150
Meth.
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Squirrels. Wolves. So many violent
creatures.
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00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:33,570
Meth! I can't believe the wolves took
our meth.
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00:24:34,910 --> 00:24:38,330
I said I can't believe the wolves took
our meth!
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My mask.
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